Hooker or not?

[thurst]

okay, so i've been home during spring break and i've bene in the house all week bcuz i have strep throat, but tonight i started fiending for some pancakes so i decided to throw some clothes on and hit up the IHOP thats a couple of blocks away.

so i roll into IHOP and it's fairly crowded for 3am and i see a few people that i know from high school there, but i'm not really trying to converse bcuz i'm just hear to grub and get back home. so anyway i sit down to eat and there's this pretty hot light skin black chick sitting like 2 booths down and across the aisle from me and she's with some bald headed black dude who's facing away from me, but i can't see his face to know how old he is...

so anyways i order my food and i'm pounding the pot of coffee when the chick comes over and is like "i want you to come sit with me." now besides the fact that i'm not really trying to meet girls at IHOP in jersey city at 3am (while bone sober, at least),i was caught completely off guard so i responded kinda coldly with "nah i'm alright" and just kept drinking my coffee. the chick got like a kind of heartbroken look on her face and then went back to her booth with the bald dude.

now she was still in my line of sight but i just continued to act normal until my food came and at which point i housed my 2x2x2 meal and bounced, but my quesiton is what do you guys make of that encounter? i'm not one to gas myself, and i was looking pretty bummy (i had on some young ass sweatpants and a fleece from my grandma's paint factory) i think shorty was tricking and the bald dude was her pimp or something, but i'm not sure so i ask SRK for their opinions.

[AdverseSolutions]

sounds likely. possibly a swinger?

you coulda swanged from that man.

[CoMpOuNd]

shoulda said...

naw, sit with me bitch....

[ckrazy]

Haha yea your probably right I only came up with two conclusion one is yours he the pimp she the hoe. Or the other one is they in a argument and she trying to use you to piss him off.

[thurst]

if i got a do over i would've said something to that effect but i was more taken aback than anything and i didn't want any drama bcuz thats how most encounters with me and random chicks in the hood end up escalating to.

oh yeah and besides her randomly walking up to me like that she looked pretty normal (ie not particularly slutty or strung out looking) which adds more confusion imo.

[Dios <-X->]

I probably would have said the same thing.

no. im good. im eating motherfucking pancakes. go away.

[Hoonyo]

those chocolate chip pankcakes are good. gotta have milk with those thangs.

[rush down]

Bitch would take you into bathroom to "blow you", bitch hits assist button, team member jumps out and kicks you in the face. You get KO'd and lose cash.

[-SuGaR-]

sounds likely. possibly a swinger?

you coulda swanged from that man.
Sounds like a Swinger. I'd assume that most "professionals" don't have a on hand pimp.

[*InVeRs3*]

maybe that bald dude was an employee who just got off or something i dunno.

[epp1e]

Don't think the IHOP is the place to meet potential clients as a hooker (then again, what do I know?)

[sainthuey]

why does she have to be a hooker? a girl can't initiate a conversation with a guy? you sound like you were eying her and vice versa so something had to happen~

[-SuGaR-]

Don't think the IHOP is the place to meet potential clients as a hooker (then again, what do I know?)International House of Poontang.

That's what I was thinking. Still, how is a girl sitting at a table with another man just going to leave said table and come over to some guy she's never met before and try to start up a conversation? She wanted something, maybe it was you maybe it was money, I don't know. But she wanted something...

[epp1e]

She wanted something, maybe it was you maybe it was money, I don't know. But she wanted something...Syrup, and not maple syrup...



...God, I need to stop posting past 2 AM. :shake:

[SNAAAAKE]

hell yah son ! hookers are awesome and cheaper :woot:

[-SuGaR-]

Syrup, and not maple syrup...



...God, I need to stop posting past 2 AM. :shake:
I'd rep you for that if I could. Still, International House of Poontang. Damn, I'm really proud of that lol :rofl:

[*InVeRs3*]

I think I know why.

That bald dude had the hots FOR YOU.

He asked his hot gal pal to see if you're gay. He was thrustin for thurst. The fact you denied her showed him that you might be gay. He was just too scared to go up to you though.

haha.

[Ne0phyte]

hell yah son ! hookers are awesome and cheaper :woot:
read the thread.
I think I know why.

That bald dude had the hots FOR YOU.

He asked his hot gal pal to see if you're gay. He was thrustin for thurst. The fact you denied her showed him that you might be gay. He was just too scared to go up to you though.

haha.
:rofl:

[fistoftheryustar]

could be anything. but im shocked when u said jersey city. im from NJ too.

prolly a freaky swinger. def wouldnt trust it. good move. ... if it was two girls at that booth well.... i would slap ya.

[noober]

nigga u gay.

[Silentness!]

Shit I would of sat with them and then bounce the second I heard a gay comment

[thurst]

i've had chicks initiate conversation with me before and it never involved me getting up from my table and going to sit with them and some other dude....so that's why i'm assuming there had to be something up. and like i said i wasn't on my A or even B- game at the time of this happening so the chances she was trying to holla seem extremely remote to me.

...although maybe i'm selling myself short and chicks really dig the tight sweatpants, nappy head with sleep crust in your eyes look nowadays.

[mr. newbie]

just a weird group of people?

[Don Mack]

Definitely a Hooker

[Septimus Prime]

Hey, hookers have to eat too, okay?

[fistoftheryustar]

Hooker or not should be a site

[CarreauOverkill]

Bitch would take you into bathroom to "blow you", bitch hits assist button, team member jumps out and kicks you in the face. You get KO'd and lose cash.

I agree with rush down here. She would've command grabbed you and set you up for an unblockable mugging.

[Vy Low]

Should've said

'Don't think your boyfriend would be pleased with that'

Then just take it from there.

[debs]

i was just about to say that you coulda got robbed, lol.

she was either a prostitute in training or bait for you getting robbed...unless the bald dude was just a friend or family member and she wasn't sure if she should holla or not and they gave her confidence or something.

either way...oh well.

[Ali M]

Nothin good can come out of that situation doggie... She wanted something and it was most likely ya wallet...

[Kyoujin]

So I says "Hooker?! I barely even know 'er!"

Anyway, sounds greasy; you made the right choice.

[Team Cable]

Either a hooker, trying to make her boy jealous, swinger-type or part of a stick-up crew.

A. Hooker is with pimp, not a good thing.

B. Getting involved in a relationship can lead to an ass kicking. Maybe not that, you could win, but it would still lead to a fight.

C. Swinger type is cool, but you don't know these niggas. What if something bad happened? See choice B.

D. This is the worst of all, but most unlikely. This idea has crept in my head because of the strip club thread, although I have no idea why you would want to go to a strip club with stick-up crew and niggas who want to jack you.

You choose none which is the best choice of all.

[Figcoinc]

I think it might have been a swinger couple. Might have been one of those.

A) Dude wanted a threesome.

or

B) Dude is one of those, "Have sex with my girl while I watch" kind of things.

Either way....your response was correct in this matter. You don't know what the fuck was up with them.

[ElderGOD]

okay, so i've been home during spring break and i've bene in the house all week bcuz i have strep throat, but tonight i started fiending for some pancakes so i decided to throw some clothes on and hit up the IHOP thats a couple of blocks away.

so i roll into IHOP and it's fairly crowded for 3am and i see a few people that i know from high school there, but i'm not really trying to converse bcuz i'm just hear to grub and get back home. so anyway i sit down to eat and there's this pretty hot light skin black chick sitting like 2 booths down and across the aisle from me and she's with some bald headed black dude who's facing away from me, but i can't see his face to know how old he is...

so anyways i order my food and i'm pounding the pot of coffee when the chick comes over and is like "i want you to come sit with me." now besides the fact that i'm not really trying to meet girls at IHOP in jersey city at 3am (while bone sober, at least),i was caught completely off guard so i responded kinda coldly with "nah i'm alright" and just kept drinking my coffee. the chick got like a kind of heartbroken look on her face and then went back to her booth with the bald dude.

now she was still in my line of sight but i just continued to act normal until my food came and at which point i housed my 2x2x2 meal and bounced, but my quesiton is what do you guys make of that encounter? i'm not one to gas myself, and i was looking pretty bummy (i had on some young ass sweatpants and a fleece from my grandma's paint factory) i think shorty was tricking and the bald dude was her pimp or something, but i'm not sure so i ask SRK for their opinions.

Whether she wants to fuck you for cash or fuck you up and take your cash, in the end she still wants your cash.

You just dodged that Spiral Sent trap right there.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

STD or not?








but Im glad you said no. good.

[TheSix]

The important thing is that the pancakes are safe.

I'm hungry as fuck right now. A grand slam sounds really tempting....

[Demon Dash]

Maybe the bald dude was SNAAAKE's mom??? Could have missed a golden opertunity there...

[PaRt2]

I'd seriously have to see this one to make a final decision.

Don't chicks from Jersey always want man meat!?

[Etcetera]

Her and her boy were scoping out the scene and just wanted to get that DP action going. Or he could be a cuckold and wanted you to get at his lady while he sits in a corner masturbating while he cries.

[ElderGOD]

STD or not?








but Im glad you said no. good.


I just remembered that statistic about most black women having STDs.

Some chicks know they have STDs and spread that shit out of hate.

[gmbluedestiny]

Hey, hookers have to eat too, okay?

LMFAO. they eat the wang for life.

[nasir]

okay, so i've been home during spring break and i've bene in the house all week bcuz i have strep throat, but tonight i started fiending for some pancakes so i decided to throw some clothes on and hit up the IHOP thats a couple of blocks away.

so i roll into IHOP and it's fairly crowded for 3am and i see a few people that i know from high school there, but i'm not really trying to converse bcuz i'm just hear to grub and get back home. so anyway i sit down to eat and there's this pretty hot light skin black chick sitting like 2 booths down and across the aisle from me and she's with some bald headed black dude who's facing away from me, but i can't see his face to know how old he is...

so anyways i order my food and i'm pounding the pot of coffee when the chick comes over and is like "i want you to come sit with me." now besides the fact that i'm not really trying to meet girls at IHOP in jersey city at 3am (while bone sober, at least),i was caught completely off guard so i responded kinda coldly with "nah i'm alright" and just kept drinking my coffee. the chick got like a kind of heartbroken look on her face and then went back to her booth with the bald dude.

now she was still in my line of sight but i just continued to act normal until my food came and at which point i housed my 2x2x2 meal and bounced, but my quesiton is what do you guys make of that encounter? i'm not one to gas myself, and i was looking pretty bummy (i had on some young ass sweatpants and a fleece from my grandma's paint factory) i think shorty was tricking and the bald dude was her pimp or something, but i'm not sure so i ask SRK for their opinions.

Maybe it was her brother.. or an ex, or they were a hustle team trying to get at your shit.

And this was the IHOP on route 440? lol, haven't been there in fucking forever