Breaking News: Digimon are real. [Archive]

Netology

03-23-2008, 04:44 PM

A forum of geniuses has come together to discuss the nature and existence of digimon. They are also trying to connect to the digital world and extract them or something...

Yes I am 18 and I have the mind of a genius.
Nobody else can compare to the power I hold. I have over half a million dollars worth of computing equipment at my side.

We have had a few weeks to prepare ourselves and globally we are now less than 24 hours away from when the minidigiclipse is to occur.
In these last hours you must do your final preparations which include the gathering of any extra supplies, packing and the switching into clothing that will be suitable for your arrival.
So remember to check and double check your bag before you leave. Once you are in the digital world you will not be able to quickly go back and grab something.
This will also be your last chance to make up your mind on weather you are going or not. Remember that when you leave there is a risk you might never come back and there is also the risk that while you are there you will die.

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"I have come to question why people on this forum might believe in Digimon, and the existence of the Digital world.

My own beliefs are clear. I cannot explain how I know, but I just do.
I understand that I have been made differently, more detached and more distant from the petty falsity of everyday life, and more recently that I have been made like this to use my capabilities and intellect to further this Cause. "

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there must be a point where all data on the net meets and passes through. i think this is the key portal to the digital world. i have another additional theorie. what r the six characteristics of life?

&

If as proposed, when we make any choice; or when any action occur there is a paralell universe created in which all the possible variables have occured; then we are left with the logical certainty that there are an infinit number of universes. If we hold this to be true then one of them must contain what we know as the Digimon world.

source: digimon forum (http://digiclipse.theiforum.com/general-f1.html)

ElderGOD

03-23-2008, 04:47 PM

I'm still searching for the burger world.

The closest I came to finding it was finding the king of it, or at least I thought I did.

Upon entering this Burger King, there was no king, just a bunch of shitty burgers for which I had to pay. To make matters worse, they couldn't tell the difference between a cheeseburger and fish.

My dreams of finding this world full of burgers has been crushed.

OMG PROOF DIGIWORLD IS REAL LIVE FOOTAGE ZOMG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gBU2Ry0i0o

Serpent

03-23-2008, 05:32 PM

Emos, now in digiform! Awesome!

Rhio2k

03-23-2008, 05:36 PM

Bah...let me know when someone manages to download and actualize Pajiramon.

valaris

03-23-2008, 05:37 PM

Were kids this fucking dellusional 10 years ago?

03-23-2008, 05:39 PM

There's a poster on that forum whose posts actually interest me. Shinigami - The guy is a textbook cult leader/dictator who was obviously abused at some point in his life. He speaks of purging the Digital world from evil and expresses his disgust with the current state of reality. He even goes on to say that he alone was destined to make a difference and that he will lead the enlightened to this new world. Messiah complex indeed. It's interesting in a sad way.

Rhio2k

03-23-2008, 05:40 PM

Were kids this fucking dellusional 10 years ago?

Yes...there was this one kid who drowned in the sewers trying to find the ninja turtles somewhere during 93-95. And let's not forget the american dbz-tards, who were always talking about "fighting demons in the astral" using dbz techniques. I actually saw a forum thread where this one kid was telling another kid how to do a final flash. It went something like

"Build up your chi in your arms, and direct it toward your hands. Imaging blocks of wood in your wrist, blocking the nergy and causing it to build up. Bring your hands together, palms facing your target, and imagine the blocks of wood being blown away. Scream Final Flash as your energy shoots out. Don't hold the energy too long or you might destroy or overload yourself."

I'm really surprised some other caucasian kids haven't claimed to have pharoah artifacts that cause bad things to happen to people they beat at card games...

Shinto

03-23-2008, 05:44 PM

I knew it was something special about that rat in my room. Go figure.

Bastion

03-23-2008, 05:49 PM

Why were you in a digimon forum anyway? If your over 8 and into digimon there is a thin line between stable and crazy.

Rhio2k

03-23-2008, 05:52 PM

I knew it was something special about that rat in my room. Go figure.

He could've been trolling for hentai...

valaris

03-23-2008, 05:52 PM

Why were you in a digimon forum anyway? If your over 8 and into digimon there is a thin line between stable and crazy.

Link was posted in another thread.

Hatred Edge

03-23-2008, 05:52 PM

Bastion.... are you telling me you don't want a BlackWarGreymon?

Netology

03-23-2008, 05:52 PM

Why were you in a digimon forum anyway? If your over 8 and into digimon there is a thin line between stable and crazy.

it was on somethingawful.com and I always get amused by people's strange beliefs

I remember a long time ago, I found a forum where people believed in dragons and fantasy creatures. It was hilarious. :rofl:

Bastion

03-23-2008, 05:57 PM

Posted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:00 am Post subject: A theory with 2012

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I've been thinking a bit about that something might happen in 2012 and it might have to do with digimon. If it really does have to do with digimon, what if we're the cause of it?

We are trying to get to the digital world, which might leave a permanent hole in the path between dimensions. There are probably a lot of evil digimon in the digital world,who would to destroy us. Even if they're mostly idiotic digimon who just use brute force, it would take only one intelligent digimon to be able to find it, and they could bring the other evil digimon here. They might decide, "Hey, instead of destroying humanity, what if we enslave them?"

Humans might put up with it until the year 2012, when they would start to fight back. This could result in a war that would destroy humanity and the planet earth in a fiery hellstorm of death of destruction, and we would have caused it, by opening that first portal.. But thats the worst case scenario, and just a theory.

arent we obligated to call the autorities? this is nuts. I feel like if I dont do something someone is going to get hurt. like those people that play dungeons and dragons then kill there little brother to get exp points.

Biolink

03-23-2008, 06:00 PM

LMAO.

Loved the show.Especially when Sora gives the Tai the cold shoulder in favor of his best friend Matt,and then has kids with Matt some 20 odd years later.

Anyway bout to read that forum right now.

ElderGOD

03-23-2008, 06:01 PM

arent we obligated to call the autorities? this is nuts. I feel like if I dont do something someone is going to get hurt. like those people that play dungeons and dragons then kill there little brother to get exp points.

Society needs to go back to having the dad work and the mom educate the kid(s).

Someone needs to tell kids not to stab each other, or that if they see digimon walking around then they should lay off the drugs.

white shadow

03-23-2008, 06:03 PM

Pepperbreath! *SPLACK!*

Sakura.Densetsu

03-23-2008, 06:04 PM

From reading this guys posts, looks like a delusional excuse for suicide. Looks like he has figured some way which he imagines will put him inside his computer. I would not be surprised if it doesn't involve electricution or some such.

The problem here; If he did not have Digimon, he likely would have found some other Fantasy reality to escape into and done similar. Some people are just a mess, and sadly it is the mest up ones that get the Stigma tossed onto the games and shows we love.

Like the WoW player a few months back who set someone on fire. Kid was a loony and would have eventually acted out through some other game/show/comic/etc.

All we can do is laugh and be glad he removed himself from the gene pool. Would rather he found some help, but not everyone can be helped. Better his sickness removes him now before he hurts someone like the WoW player did.

HARD BREAD

03-23-2008, 06:04 PM

its kinda normal for kids to have overactive imaginations...when i was in elementary school, my friends and i used to act like we living out Tobal No.1 and 2...and we even explained to eachother how to project chi from our bodies(like a fireball)...looking back on those days it might seem crazy, but we were just kids...or were we...:looney:

Rob2_0

03-23-2008, 06:04 PM

this is my favorite thread on there
"OMG THE TROLLING SITES"
http://digiclipse.theiforum.com/the-first-images-of-the-digital-world-t247-120.html

valaris

03-23-2008, 06:05 PM

It's sad to read a post like the first. If he really does have the mind of a genius (which I doubt) then he could've been a positive influence to the world, now instead he's stuck in this fucking delusional world in which he'll never amount to anything.

Netology

03-23-2008, 06:13 PM

person 1: I was in the woods, near a large telephone pole. And I could hear moving. That spot is less than two minutes walking distance from where I live. As some of you know, I've had strange activity near me before, many a time actually, but this honestly is scarring me. So much that I'm carrying my knife around the house.

person 2: don't do that. u'll scare ur partner off.

lolol

Biolink

03-23-2008, 06:16 PM

this is my favorite thread on there
"OMG THE TROLLING SITES"
http://digiclipse.theiforum.com/the-first-images-of-the-digital-world-t247-120.html

AHAHAHAHAAHHAAH :rofl:

I will come back eventually but for the next week at least I will be keeping a low profile. This whole site is being watched by two of the largest trolling sites on the net and this is a warning to everyone.

EDIT: Correction, three.

4Chan
Neogaf
Something Awful

You know this is weird when Neogaf,a videogame Forum decides to troll you.

03-23-2008, 06:18 PM

AHAHAHAHAAHHAAH :rofl:

Hmmm.

4Chan
Something Awful
???

NeoGAF was for a bit but the topic was derailed and closed. Hmm I wonder who it could be.

edit: here's a parody site set up by one of the chans
http://z9.invisionfree.com/Pokeclipse/index.php?

valaris

03-23-2008, 06:20 PM

Who knows, maybe it's us!

ElderGOD

03-23-2008, 06:21 PM

Isn't this how Scientology got started?

Except that instead of a book here you have an anime series.

Striderhyru05

03-23-2008, 06:21 PM

These digimon guys are serious. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

I cant believe they take it that far.

03-23-2008, 06:23 PM

Isn't this how Scientology got started?

Except that instead of a book here you have an anime series.

It does seem like a cult to me too. I have more respect for this one since they're not scheming people out of their money for a chance to live in the digiworld....yet.

Spirit Juice

03-23-2008, 06:31 PM

I wish he could figure out a way to consistently drift into the Dino Dimension. So far all my attempts have ended in failure and higher insurance rates... not matter how fucking hard I drift.

ElderGOD

03-23-2008, 06:32 PM

It does seem like a cult to me too. I have more respect for this one since they're not scheming people out of their money for a chance to live in the digiworld....yet.

They'll start selling digivices.

Can't believe people are this dumb.

Some claim to be 18 years old there.

God damn.

Demon Dash

03-23-2008, 06:36 PM

Meh, I'd rather just get stoned instead...

Rhio2k

03-23-2008, 06:45 PM

These digimon guys are serious. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0)

I cant believe they take it that far.

You know...Rick Astley in that vid looked looks like someone who sounds like Screech. I still don't believe that's his voice. He looks like a kid lipsynching while a black guy's vocals are playing. Is it possible that he pulled a Milli Vanilli and never got caught?

Superking

03-23-2008, 06:46 PM

Digitalmon are champions.

pherai

03-23-2008, 06:46 PM

Nobody with a mind of a genius would watch digimon and think "I need to research this!"

Bastion

03-23-2008, 06:47 PM

ElderGOD

03-23-2008, 06:54 PM

you cant read this shit and not say that civilization is due for some sort of huge disaster like bird flu wiping 80% of us out. People are too well off. If day to day survival was a concern for these people they wouldnt be so fucked in he head. With that said, want everyone to know that tomorrow I will be attempting to find sakura. I know she s out there and i will stop at nothing to find her.

Stupidity will kill faster.

One day people will forget that it takes a man and a woman to reproduce and guys will start hooking up with other guys and girls will start hooking up with other girls and then there will be no more children and humans will eventually die out and cease to exist... OH WAIT....

orochizoolander

03-23-2008, 06:57 PM

This is what happens when you play too much ff7.

Liquid Fists

03-23-2008, 06:58 PM

I can't believe people believe this stuff.

Zero

03-23-2008, 07:03 PM

OMG PROOF DIGIWORLD IS REAL LIVE FOOTAGE ZOMG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gBU2Ry0i0o

Wow, that really takes me back. Hilarious dialog on this show.

Has it really been almost 10 years since that show hit the states? ...Where has the time gone?

Septimus Prime

03-23-2008, 07:03 PM

BaSiK_TeKniK

03-23-2008, 07:04 PM

interesting yet weird that people actually believe digimon exist. hell if digimon exist I might as well go outside right now and catch a motherfucking pokemon.

Hatred Edge

03-23-2008, 07:09 PM

Squirtle is real!:mad:

ElderGOD

03-23-2008, 07:12 PM

Rhio2k

03-23-2008, 07:21 PM

Squirtle is real!:mad:

You can paint it green and call it what you want, but every other guy has one as well, so you ain't special.

digimonemporer

03-23-2008, 07:24 PM

OMFG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT...I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. I'M GONNA CATCH THEM ALL...:woot:

NOW I JUST HAVE TO FIND MY EGYPTIAN GOD CARD. AND MY MEGAZORDS AND I'LL BE GOOD TO GO...:looney:

valaris

03-23-2008, 07:24 PM

^ I was waiting for you to post in here :rofl:

Bastion

03-23-2008, 07:25 PM

Well, many different people believe many different things.

Some are based on religion, others are just believed to bring good luck or bad luck.

Some people require proof while others will believe anything.

yeah, and whats funny is that people believing in digimon and being able to goto the digiworld are on par with people that believe in god and heaven. equal amounts of proof. You just need a little faith.

BaSiK_TeKniK

03-23-2008, 07:33 PM

OMFG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT...I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. I'M GONNA CATCH THEM ALL...:woot:

NOW I JUST HAVE TO FIND MY EGYPTIAN GOD CARD. AND MY MEGAZORDS AND I'LL BE GOOD TO GO...:looney:

Im sure you are hiding some secrets from us.:wink:

Hatred Edge

03-23-2008, 07:34 PM

You can paint it green and call it what you want, but every other guy has one as well, so you ain't special.

Screw you! You just jealous cuz Squirtles don't like you.:arazz:

Charizard continues to elude me.:shake:

ElderGOD

03-23-2008, 07:37 PM

One of the kids there is carrying a knife because he was "seeing" things and wants to defend himself, so I don't find this situation to be funny. Next thing you know his parents might appear to be evil digimon.

The internet is growing out of control, I see something big happening real soon.

Biolink

03-23-2008, 07:40 PM

That Shinigami guy over at their forum is crazy.

The next L.Ron Hubbard

I should get in on this,so I can scam people and when it grows big make bank selling digivices to people.

digimonemporer

03-23-2008, 07:40 PM

Im sure you are hiding some secrets from us.:wink:

Dude, I'm a fucking Power Ranger!!! :lovin:

BaSiK_TeKniK

03-23-2008, 07:41 PM

hmm...

As for me, I held my Digimon v-pet to my heart instead of the sky, it was easier, I felt a strong tingling sensation and for around 2 minutes I felt like I was floating, but I couldn't maintain it, I believe something happend, and I think the next few Digiclipses will be even better.

I also had a dream last night but I doubt it's relevant at all, I dreamt some evil organization was forcing me to join them or they'd kill me, not sure if it had anything to do with Digimon or not though.

StuartHayden

03-23-2008, 07:42 PM

um, digimon are real.

I still play with my original digimon from like 96.

And I have all of the digivice "toys" or as I call them GATE WAYS TO THE DIGITAL WORLD!

oh yeah, and I'm so Davis from season 2. Quizzilla told me so.

BaSiK_TeKniK

03-23-2008, 07:46 PM

I should get in on this,so I can scam people and when it grows big make bank selling digivices to people.

man lets start hustling by selling Digivices. I know some folks that know some folks soo yeah...:tup:

lamewadd

03-23-2008, 07:47 PM

There's actually a group at MIT that researched something like this. They posted a vid of it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Hatred Edge

03-23-2008, 07:47 PM

Dude, I'm a fucking Power Ranger!!! :lovin:

The pink ranger....

Biolink

03-23-2008, 07:50 PM

man lets start hustling by selling Digivices. I know some folks that know some folks soo yeah...:tup:

Hmmm.

I'm in.

I mean if this shit takes off like Scientology who wouldn't want to be at the top?

BaSiK_TeKniK

03-23-2008, 07:51 PM

Hmmm.

I'm in.

I mean if this shit takes off like Scientology who wouldn't want to be at the top?

True dat True dat.
soon digivices will be equivalent to a bible.

StuartHayden

03-23-2008, 07:51 PM

Ramtha School of Enlightenment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramtha%27s_School_of_Enlightenment) has Scientology beat.

Sure Scientology has famous people like Tom Cruise (which I'm sure they're regretting at this point)

but does Scientology have Salma Hayek or Patrick fucking Swayze? I didn't think so.

ElderGOD

03-23-2008, 07:53 PM

There's actually a group at MIT that researched something like this. They posted a vid of it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

That's not funny when you do it every time.

Now I can't enjoy it when it's appropriate.

Kids killing memes.

BaSiK_TeKniK

03-23-2008, 07:54 PM

Bitches just locked/shut off the forum.

ElderGOD

03-23-2008, 07:57 PM

Bitches just locked/shut off the forum.

They probably had millions of trolls by now, with 4chan and all.

I hope that someone with a functional brain noticed what was going on there and alerted the parents. I also hope that these children live in a country where it's legal to beat the crap out of your kids or they have parents that will do it anyways.

quiche

03-23-2008, 08:06 PM

You can still get into the forum through the backdoor entrance.

http://digiclipse.theiforum.com/general-backdoor.html (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9oZmLhHJPU)

...seriously.

Hellion

03-23-2008, 08:07 PM

He's brainwashing/recruiting his SS.

Bastion

03-23-2008, 08:08 PM

They probably had millions of trolls by now, with 4chan and all.

I hope that someone with a functional brain noticed what was going on there and alerted the parents. I also hope that these children live in a country where it's legal to beat the crap out of your kids or they have parents that will do it anyways.

lol, there was one guy from chilie that said he saw a digimon moving in the bushes outside his home since the digiclipse. lol. so yeah, hes gonna get a beating.

Biolink

03-23-2008, 08:11 PM

True dat True dat.
soon digivices will be equivalent to a bible.

:rofl:

WOnder who the holy war will be with

neo zen

03-23-2008, 08:17 PM

how sad.

03-23-2008, 08:18 PM

:rofl:

WOnder who the holy war will be with

There will be no conflict or wars as the non-believers and poke-people will be purged from the Earth.

StuartHayden

03-23-2008, 08:19 PM

:rofl:

WOnder who the holy war will be with

nanokitties.

Hellion

03-23-2008, 08:19 PM

Pokemon are our only hope.

BaSiK_TeKniK

03-23-2008, 08:26 PM

:rofl:

WOnder who the holy war will be with

us Trainers and our Pokeballs :rofl:

ElderGOD

03-23-2008, 08:32 PM

Omegamon fires Garuru Cannon, Dragonite jumps and shoots Hyper Beam.

Omegamom is juggled.

Dragonite rejumps and links another Hyper Beam.

Omegamon faints.

The whole stage is lit on fire as we hear:

FINEST K O

Higher-Jin

03-23-2008, 08:41 PM

I wholly expect a series of suicide bombings directed at game freak's corporate headquarters in the coming months.

May the digigod save us.

Septimus Prime

03-23-2008, 08:42 PM

Like any Pokemon can compete with Omnimon and Imperialdramon.

Higher-Jin

03-23-2008, 08:44 PM

Like any Pokemon can compete with Omnimon and Imperialdramon.

He's one of them.

Quick Pikachu, thunderbolt!

StuartHayden

03-23-2008, 08:44 PM

Deoxys > Omnimon

03-23-2008, 08:45 PM

Try checking the forums now. Looks like the site got haxrd. :lol:

I don't really think it was necessary. Let them be in their own digi-world if they want.

Bomb pearl harbor!

Eminent

03-23-2008, 09:35 PM

snip

So there you have it folks, we now have the back story to Lain.

white shadow

03-23-2008, 10:20 PM

I was going to laugh at this even more, but then I realize that there are still people who believe in santa claus, fairies, gnomes, and trolls who are far older than these kids.

I still can't believe that there are adults who actually believe in Santa Claus...

StuartHayden

03-23-2008, 10:23 PM

I was going to laugh at this even more, but then I realize that their are still people who believe in fairies, gnomes, and trolls who are far older than these kids.

my +9 broadsword with magical enchanments says they're real.

Septimus Prime

03-23-2008, 10:39 PM

I still can't believe that there are adults who actually believe in Santa Claus...
CHAAAAAAANGE INTO PJs AND SLEEEEEP NOW
TOOOOOOOOO WAIT FOR SANTA TO
come

ElderGOD

03-23-2008, 10:49 PM

majeh

03-23-2008, 10:55 PM

fuck digimon, santa's where its at
what you know about santa claus

ElderGOD

03-23-2008, 10:57 PM

fuck digimon, santa's where its at
what you know about santa claus

He never runs out of ho's.

Rhio2k

03-25-2008, 06:46 PM

fuck digimon, santa's where its at
what you know about santa claus

Santa's real. He's actually a faerie. In an interesting quirk, his glamour is powered by the belief children have in him. He can't do his usual thing anymore because ids just don't believe anymore. There are a couple things that the stories changed (like modern fairy tales) to make him more palatable to children, whom adults feel they should lie to to protect them rather than warn them of the dangers of the world.

1: Like all creatures of faerie, Santa doesn't mind a bit of mortal blood every now and then. The whole cookies and milk thing? I have no idea how stupid people fucked THAT one up. You're supposed to leave a home-made loaf of honeyed wheat bread and a small cup or saucer of blood.

2: Santa doesn't give wicked children coal. He eats them. Period. Hey...he's from the Winter Court. What did you expect?

Superking

03-25-2008, 06:48 PM

They are clearly not champions.

Septimus Prime

03-25-2008, 06:49 PM

I'm mega!

BaSiK_TeKniK

08-08-2008, 09:55 PM

Lol this site is so funny to read

PozerWolf

08-08-2008, 10:03 PM

He never runs out of ho's.
I lol'd.

specs

08-08-2008, 10:41 PM

Angemon got nerfed in Season 2.

Oh shit, if Digimon are real that means D-Reaper is real too. Time to fuse with my Kefka figurine.

SMS Team

08-11-2008, 12:07 AM

Angemon got nerfed in Season 2.

But specs, he nailed the Guardromon lmao

Oh shit, if Digimon are real that means D-Reaper is real too. Time to fuse with my Kefka figurine.

NO SPECS! IF YOU WON'T LET THE WORLD HAVE .HACK-style VR GOGGLES, THEN THE WORLD WON'T LET YOU HAVE KEFKAMON REIGNING DEATH AND LASERS ALL OVER!!

Just like the D-Reaper did to Jeri/Juri, the Kefka figurine will take you over. I WILL NOT BE WOKEN UP BY SOUNDS OF 16-BIT LAUGHTER!