New SRK Women's Madness Tourney match from the Pop Bracket: JessicaAlba vs Leah Dizon

[The Invincible Swordsman]

This should have a lot of posts........ because there are a lot of haters (and lovers) of J.Alba.


#4 Seed Jessica "The Pregnant Angel" Alba

http://img153.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=19117_J_Alba-Revlon2008a-DL_122_885lo.jpg&i=1
http://img221.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ja222avx6.jpg
http://img22.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=87791_611-jessica-alba-wallpapers-1_122_879lo.jpg


vs


#7 Seed "Princess" Leah Dizon


http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=4664080&postcount=96http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=4664083&postcount=97
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii71/ken_leah/083.jpg


3 days until the end!!!...... of this poll. :wonder:


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Maybe if J Alba wasn't so pregnant this was be tougher. But I honestly think I would've gone with Leah even if J wasn't knocked up.


My vote = Princess Leah

[EvilSamurai]

Alba has herpes, Leah wins by default. Even if Leah has herpes, she is not pregnant.

[The Invincible Swordsman]

How in the hell did 3 other people get their votes in before me? I made the friggin poll!


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

And it didn't take me but half a second to click on the vote button after the poll was made. How are you guys doing this? There must be some kind of trick to it.

[Monte]

Forget that herpes ridden twig. Leah Dizon, forever. She's taking it all the way this year, let's go Leah! Yellow fever get! :woot:

[Million]

hmm...herpes AND pregnant currently....yeah, I think that adds up to Ms. Alba being disqualified, at least for my vote. This is also on top of Alba not being up to par with her Idle Hands form in the late 90s. This is on top of her playing a stripper one time and NOT GETTING NAKED. No, I just can't let that go; it is unforgivable. It's unacceptable. Leah wins my vote, easy. Besides, she has the power of that schoolgirl uniform set...which is almost unfair. Who can even compete with a hot schoolgirl uniform photo set? You just can't beat that....you can only beat off to it.

Leah = win.

*as of my vote....Jessica's votes = 0 %. :rofl:

[white shadow]

lol Herpes & Preggo... it seems even SRKers have their limits.

[Dark Stalkers]

I gave Alba a pity vote. Damn.

[Netology]

Alba <3

[AlphaDragoon02]

I love me some Jessica Alba, but...Leah's just too damn strong. That picture of her in the schoolgirl outfit is goddamned broken.

[epsilon_]

fuck alba.

and i dont even like this dizon bitch.

[Sileighty]

Leah! Alba has 3 votes...and 1 was a pity vote. :rofl:

[Hatred Edge]

Leah. That nude pic of Alba only alerts me to how much ass she is lacking. Plus Alba as gotten worse read: DOWNGRADING.

Leah in that schoolgirl uniform with her face and body= lvl.3 SUPER COMBO FINISH. PERFECT.

Alba can't win that. And she's preggy? Mission failed.:sad:

[sait0u]

leah for me!

since she is a jpop star, i give it 2 thumbs up!

[ParryPerson.]

since she is a jpop star,

uh... lol?

[Deathsythe]

Leah. Jessica, even if she wasn't preggers or the whole herpes thing, is just entirely too played out for my tastes. Pretty much to point where I am sick of looking at her in the trailers to crappy movies I would pay not to see. Leah may be just as played out for all I know but I see much less of her, which I vastly prefer.

[Warpticon]

uh... lol?

Seriously, she is.

I don't find Leah especially attractive at all. She's viciously plain to me. BUT, she doesn't have herpes or a baby in her gut.

[umthrfkr]

Alba has forever been tainted.

[AcryiLLic]

Who is this Leah Dizon she is hot.........:wow::wow:

[w1r3d]

Leah too strong.

[Striderhyru05]

fucking srk and yellow fever

[Monte]

I rather have yellow fever than twig pregnant bitch who's just a mere shell of her former self with herpes fever...

[thurst]

you guys are fucking idiots, talking about alba possibly having herpes as if that has anything to do with the question.

either way leah looks like a fucking bug eyed alien, do not want.

and calling alba a twig compared to leah is fucking jokes.

[Warpticon]

and calling alba a twig compared to leah is fucking jokes.

this is true.

[ckrazy]

I usually vote for the Asian, yes I have a bad case with Yellow Fever however were talking about ALBA here. I could of swear this thread is who is hotter not who has herpes or not what the hell! People need to stop jumping on bandwagons just cause someone think a certain way :/ The higher seed is losing in the first round almost by x4! seriously what the fuck!

[Superking]

Alba contracted de herpes from dat Jeter.

She's just another used up Batman rag.

Dizon by default.

[Monte]

:u: never said in comparison to Leah. More like in comparison to how she looked just a few years ago. Who the hell can vote for someone that knowingly ruined what was one of the best bodies known to man is beyond me. Unforgivable.

EDIT: also Leah Dizon is asian so of course she's going to be thin, atleast she's working what she has. Alba had perfection and threw it away, it's time to say no to these dumbass hollywood chicks that starve themselves and waste away into nothing.

[pherai]

Just remember guys, Alba is into 3s players...

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=152300

[SF_PHOCUS]

i didnt know alba had herpes :shake:

[VI The Sixth]

She's always been hot, even in the Dark Angel days.

Alba all the way :woot:

edit

Wtf.. herpes? Damnnn

[thurst]

i just want to point out that most of you clowns are gonna end up contracting herpes from some chick that is nowhere near as hot as alba.

1 in 4 people in the US have herpes, take out the 30% of people that most likely aren't sexually active (ie young kids, random virgins, etc..) and it's probably more like 35% of the population.

http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/g/genital_herpes/prevalence.htm

[Luigi-Bo 87]

i just want to point out that most of you clowns are gonna end up contracting herpes from some chick that is nowhere near as hot as alba.

1 in 4 people in the US have herpes, take out the 30% of people that most likely aren't sexually active (ie young kids, random virgins, etc..) and it's probably more like 35% of the population.

http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/g/genital_herpes/prevalence.htm

Fuck that's disturbing.:shake:

[supaman]

leah can't be tainted she way above alba

[Sleepy Wolf]

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Back in the day (that is, a year or two ago), this would have been an epic battle. Now it's a complete landslide.

I think they've both fallen off a bit. Like Million said, Idle Hands Alba destroys current Alba. And even though I'm not big on the import model look, it worked a lot better for Leah than the current emaciated innocent J-idol thing she's doing now. Still, Leah gets my vote.

[Superking]

i didnt know alba had herpes :shake:

Got it from Derek Jeter, and you wonder why MLB players scratch themselves all the time. :confused:

[orochizoolander]

http://ikinoii.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/leahdi.jpg

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s98/riverandriver/nguoj%20mau/LeahDizon11.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y260/Tangled2005/8719260107Leah_Dizon_0279.jpg

http://gallery.teenee.com/race_queen/img1/16229.jpg

[OrangeCat]

You might as well change the poll options into "Who likes to have herpes and who doesn't?" because that's what it all boils down to.

OC

[SF_PHOCUS]

Got it from Derek Jeter, and you wonder why MLB players scratch themselves all the time. :confused:

yeh i just read that... wow jeter be clappin bitches? smh

[DarthTrey]

<===== Victim of yellow fever

go go gadget Leah

[BunnyHead]

I don't know if this is a joke or what
only on SRK can Leah be winning the polls against the Alba aka Trash vs Class

and wtf Herpes?? o____O

[Sasmasta]

Voted Leah.

:rock:

[The Epidemic]

Just remember guys, Alba is into 3s players...

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=152300

:rofl::rofl:

Honestly..I would vote for Alba but, she fell off to me. She used to have that golden complextion, now shes preg and rumored to have herpes..which i why i voted Leah

[TornadoFlame]

I smell an upset.

[epp1e]

I almost voted for Alba for being a Warriors fan, but the herpes stopped me.

Leah Dizon, on the other hand, I wasn't aware of and am glad I know of now. She's clean. I likey.

[valaris]

Despite the herpes I couldn't bring myself to vote against Alba. She's still in her Dark Angel days if I refuse to to acknowledge everything else.

[angryliberal]

i didn't even need tot hink about this one. it could be alba vs a donkey's corspe and i'd still vote for the donkey.

[Papa Trunks]

Alba has herpes...insta-fail.

[white shadow]

Despite the herpes I couldn't bring myself to vote against Alba. She's still in her Dark Angel days if I refuse to to acknowledge everything else.

If she was in her Dark Angel form she could've had herpes, Ebola and was impregnated by Kevin Federline's daemon seed and I'd still vote for her. But the mounting personal problems added with her constantly dyeing herself blonde and losing that epic thickness that made her a hottie was the final nail in her coffin.

Even though I'm not voting for Leah either...

[AlphaDragoon02]

Makes me sad, it really does. I love me some Jessica Alba. But against this:

http://img227.imageshack.us/my.php?image=leahdizon031rx3.jpg

It's game over. At least for me it is.

[ReXXXSoprano]

Makes me sad, it really does. I love me some Jessica Alba. But against this:

http://img227.imageshack.us/my.php?image=leahdizon031rx3.jpg

It's game over. At least for me it is.

Leah Dizon is BROKEN! I've seen pics of her on SRK and never paid any attention. But now that she's front and center, you damn straight I've taken notice. That schoolgirl outfit is another conversation all together. I'll quickly welcome her and the outfit to the Duncan Hines club. But at this point Leah is my vote to win the whole Shebangabang. Here and now though I can't vote for her. And like it matters anyway. But Jessica Alba was at one point the epitome of a sexy ass chick. Then babies, age, and Jeter's nasty ass caught her in a vice grip and fucked all that up quickly. The pregnacy issuse aint shit, cause when she drop that baby all that weight will hit her in every place it needs to go. So this vote for Jessica is thanks for Dark Angel. But yellow fever has this one just about wrapped up.