Odd things you associate with sex

[Quicksilver3007]

I realized yesterday that whenever I see a 4 door saturn my thoughts tend to drift onto sex. I only just made the connection since I lost my V card in the passenger seat of one that it brings back all those memories. What regular objects tend to make you think of matters of the poon?

[Mizuki]

Lolis.

[Deus]

v card?

seriously?


............

are you a girl?

[Demon Dash]

Aesthetic limbs...

[SIMPLY_HUGO]

lmao vcard..

[MagnetiX]

Wow...V Card.

I thought it was called a V Hat?
...

[CSS]

fruit cups

[Warpticon]

Aesthetic limbs...

...

......

:rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:

[angelslayer13]

bathrooms, a few songs Ive gotten freaky to. oh and vaginas

[Quicksilver3007]

Aesthetic limbs...

:rofl: Aesthetic or prosthetic?

[SIMPLY_HUGO]

:rofl: Aesthetic or prosthetic?

i think you heard the man :amazed:

[SNAAAAKE]

xbox..

because I sold a modded xbox to random asian girl and she had sex with me too. I was selling it for 400 but she said if I bring it to her house shed pay 460 AND she said she lives alone. so I went over, take care of business, she starts grabbing my junk, next thing I know I am fucking the shit out of her(covered of course)


I am not making this up btw. this was like nov2006.

[Dark Stalkers]

dat madden

[SNAAAAKE]

dat madden

...no homo ??

[SIMPLY_HUGO]

got dat madden!

[Capn Spanky]

xbox..

because I sold a modded xbox to random asian girl and she had sex with me too. I was selling it for 400 but she said if I bring it to her house shed pay 460 AND she said she lives alone. so I went over, take care of business, she starts grabbing my junk, next thing I know I am fucking the shit out of her(covered of course)


I am not making this up btw. this was like nov2006.

pics or it never happened....

actually, even with pics... it never happened.

[ViciousSLASH]

Pirates of the Carribean, Zombi 3, the New York Knicks, and School of Rock.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

R&B from the 90's.

[ckrazy]

R&B from the 90's.

same for me and Denny's (restaurant don't ask) oh and also cheerleeders (stupid ex argggg!)

[Monte]

R&B from the 90's.

is this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=b3wdoxxPqf4) really something odd to associate with sex? Jodeci are da panty strippers, best believe!

[Ali M]

dat madden

smh... I bet this nigga wishes you can put lip gloss on donovan mcnabb in the edit player feature in madden...

Haha... He probably has a tattoo of mcnabb eating chunky soup on his inner thigh.. takin bout "He's eating the extra chunky edition.. Its one of a kind!"

[Son Them All]

- 3rd Strike, mainly Urien (no homo) because I got head while playing it in what was my most memorable, enjoyable, JOY FILLED blow job ever. It was just a regular arcade playthru, but the crazy thing is I got off...no lie, shortly after I beat Gill. Couldn't have had better timing

- Code red. always at my one ex's bedside when she went to sleep. hard fuck sessions always lead to me stealing whatever was left in the can lol. She had a another can on the floor that she kept cigarette ashes in, I almost "drank" that one time but I saved myself

- The Greg Berhendt show lol, don't ask

[Darklightjg1]

Pool tables...

[Ne0phyte]

Elementary schools, graveyards, razor blades, etc

[ElderGOD]

Elementary schools, graveyards, razor blades, etc

wtf :confused:


*backs away slowly*

[jubeh]

The Weekenders cartoon they used to show. I don't even remember why, either.

[Manx]

Elementary schools, graveyards, razor blades, etc

Ooh... tell me more, baby... :wgrin:

[Will Gotti]

Elementary schools, graveyards, razor blades, etc

Girl you ain't ain't a freak, you're crazy. I'm just thinking frogs and froggystyle while you're talking about kids, dead pepo and sharp shit. :wtf:

[Septimus Prime]

Attractive women. Yes hetero.

[Carpet Lint]

Duct tape, chloroform bottles, rope, and white, unmarked minivans.

[Slick Vic]

Oral airways and Foley catheters.

[RagingStormX]

Does this smell like Chloroform to you? Best pick-up line ever, works every time.

[VG Emblem]

Morgues, 9/11, sobbing, Vietnam, septic tanks, veterinary clinics, etc.

[gridman]

<something really not normal and disgusting>

[Ne0phyte]

Morgues, 9/11, sobbing, Vietnam, septic tanks, veterinary clinics, etc.
I like your style. a/s/l?

[Seijuro-HIko]

Trailer parks.....don't ask...

[VG Emblem]

I like your style. a/s/l?
Eternal/furry/Prussia.

You?

[Ninja Wallace]

Everything makes me think about sex. EVERYTHING.

[NNNN]

the movie goonies, cuz thats what was on tv when i was slaming this one dirty chick..memories....... oh yeah and tecate beer(always makes me think sex for some reason). Also chicks with those inteligent looking glasses..., I dunno...theres something bout em. very kinky imo.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

is this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=b3wdoxxPqf4) really something odd to associate with sex? Jodeci are da panty strippers, best believe!

I don't like R&B at all, yet it always happens to be there.

[goodm0urning]

Clinky shiny things. Chocolate milkshakes. Chewing gum.

[maxx]

wtf..is srk extra horny this month. this is like the 5 sex thread in 2 weeks.

[Digital Watches]

The act of building anything. Dimly-lit rooms. Certain kinds of chairs, but not others. I honestly don't know what the pattern on that last one is, it seems random.

Also I guess anyone female who seems cold is vaguely sexual for some reason.

[*InVeRs3*]

Y'all suck.

Attractive ladies, and 90s rnb ARE NOT odd things you associate with sex because they correlate to sex.

With that said. Xbox reminds me of sex because I can't help but say sex box.

[Bob Sagat]

wtf..is srk extra horny this month. this is like the 5 sex thread in 2 weeks.

Guess it's finally spring...

[Septimus Prime]

Xbox reminds me of sex because I can't help but say "FUCK!" whenever the shit breaks.
Fixed for you.

[Kayin]

Elementary schools, graveyards, razor blades, etc

Only post in the thread that matters.

[Silentness!]

v card?

seriously?


............

are you a girl?

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but seriously I agree with Team 3.

You lose man points when you say V-card

[Hatred Edge]

-Donuts
-Bagels
-ice cream
-milk
-cream
-lolipops
-liquor
-bras
-panties
-thongs
-women's asscheeks
-women's lips
-women's hands
-elevators
-stairs
-lotion
-oils
-hot pants
-benches
-Women at the gym
-high schools
-colleges

[Silentness!]

I realized yesterday that whenever I see a 4 door saturn my thoughts tend to drift onto sex. I only just made the connection since I lost my V card in the passenger seat of one that it brings back all those memories. What regular objects tend to make you think of matters of the poon?

Even though you used the word "V-card"

I got rid of your red bars.

[Septimus Prime]

Why do you have to give up your Verizon calling card for having sex?

[diifii]

-Sofas
-beds
-kitchen tables

[Silentness!]

cellphones

[Quicksilver3007]

Why do you have to give up your Verizon calling card for having sex?

Dunno, not only that the bitch made me switch to AT&T afterwards.

[bokchoy]

Classical music.

We didn't want the parents to hear, so we'd turned on some music. It's kinda weird, but for some reason, we eventually got used to classical. It became our codeword for sex too. "Hey wanna listen to some Beethoven?"

Having sex to Peter and the Wolf is something every couple should try at least once.


You lose man points when you say V-card

LOL Agreed.

And you gain man points when you say "man points".

[Darklightjg1]

You lose man points when you say V-card

Phooey. V-card is a very important term in they way of innuendo.

People trade V-cards all the time. Some guys even look into becoming V-card collectors. 'Nothin wrong with that...

...except that a few guys fall for the "trap cards" as well which sends their dicks... er... I mean "decks" directly to the graveyard. :wasted:

[Ho0v-Man]

Since their's been a plethora of sex threads lately...SRK makes me think of sex.

EDIT: Wow, I'd sig myself there if it wouldn't be totally pompous.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

nice fingernails. freshly painted manicured nails.

[DietSoap]

...SRK makes me think of sex. Yes. :rofl:

Also, Taco Bell, dark room (for developing photos).