View Full Version : I will make love with every virgin who defends the Internet.
YellowS4
04-26-2008, 05:38 PM
Certain ISP’s are planning to limit internet access in a way that infringes upon internet freedom or ‘net neutrality’.
I'm using sex in a positive way to spread awareness. The reason why only virgins can apply is because I don’t want to make this promise to such a large amount of people that I’ll have to turn some down.
Net neutrality is paramount to safeguard free speech and innovation on the Internet. With only one arguably negative side-effect: an unusual amount of today's Internet users are virgin. That's a problem I intend to solve. In history, man has always waged war for freedom. Now it's time to obtain our freedom with love.
Sex is all over the net and yet it’s still a big taboo for many. Using sex to spread awareness will be yet another big step to sexual freedom. This is just another great example of what’s possible thanks to net neutrality.
http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/main2.php
click "get laid" to read her terms of service lol.
DaDesiCanadian
04-26-2008, 05:43 PM
Gonna be a whole lot of born again virgins for this shit.
Septimus Prime
04-26-2008, 05:50 PM
This can't be real/legal. :rofl:
ElderGOD
04-26-2008, 05:52 PM
Her again...
She's the same chick that did that suicide bullshit thing.
She also lives around CTF IIRC.
She was also a whore (literally and got kicked out of her country out of embarrassment).
That's not real for the record, she just does whatever it takes to get support.
UBControl
04-26-2008, 06:01 PM
Gonna be a whole lot of born again virgins for this shit.
:woot::lovin:
applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer
:confused::shake:
Kromo
04-26-2008, 06:04 PM
"So I was totaly like NO WAY MAN, furries are awesome, you can't ban yiff you nazis. So I sent this chick a screencap of the oppression, and she was like, that is SO hot, you are such forum hero, I need your hot manmilk. RIGHT NOW. And she totally flew over here and we totally did it, I negotiated anal and everything...it was awesome...she looked kinda old though...I'm not making this up"
-to be seen in the "how did you lose your virginity" thread
ElderGOD
04-26-2008, 06:30 PM
"So I was totaly like NO WAY MAN, furries are awesome, you can't ban yiff you nazis. So I sent this chick a screencap of the oppression, and she was like, that is SO hot, you are such forum hero, I need your hot manmilk. RIGHT NOW. And she totally flew over here and we totally did it, I negotiated anal and everything...it was awesome...she looked kinda old though...I'm not making this up"
-to be seen in the "how did you lose your virginity" thread
Her boyfriend fakes comments for her.
It's funny that her boyfriend is actually a nerd (top WoW player).
Ferdinandz
04-26-2008, 06:31 PM
Oh yeah Athene, that guy has a shit ton of videos on youtube about WoW or other bullshit.
pherai
04-26-2008, 06:33 PM
To any of you who believe this is real...
I'm going to kill a kitten on May 31st unless I receive $50000 before then. START DONATING!
Daddyneptune
04-26-2008, 06:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glHOJgB3m0A
Yeah shes a hoe.......
ElderGOD
04-26-2008, 06:36 PM
To any of you who believe this is real...
I'm going to kill a kitten on May 31st unless I receive $50000 before then. START DONATING!
Can you please post your address so I can send you the money?
Haha Tania Derveaux. She is a strange one. 10 more days until she "commits suicide".
She also lives around CTF IIRC.
She was also a whore (literally and got kicked out of her country out of embarrassment).
Where'd you hear this? I don't think it's true.
ElderGOD
04-26-2008, 06:40 PM
Haha Tania Derveaux. She is a strange one. 10 more days until she "commits suicide".
Where'd you hear this? I don't think it's true.
I seen her couple times and talked.
It ended with me telling her she's a dumb ho for all the shit she's doing.
Wiki her.
She's a worthless whore.
This doesn't cover how much of a whore she is but is more than enough: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NEE
To any of you who believe this is real...
I'm going to kill a kitten on May 31st unless I receive $50000 before then. START DONATING!
aight, just as soon as that check from bill gates comes in, I fowared a crap load of those emails so it should be huge.
Nemesis00
04-26-2008, 08:18 PM
I'm going to enter my info just to see if this works. And yes, I still have my V card.
Edit: Apparently I need proof that I have been defending net neutrality...
TO THE BULLSHITMOBILE!
This is probably just like that one time where a chick would give people a "free blowjob" to everyone who voted for her. The free blowjob = her sending a video of her giving a blowjob to someone.
sigh
edit: v that
MagnetiX
04-26-2008, 09:16 PM
lol, I watch Athene's videos on YouTube -> http://youtube.com/user/AtheneWins
I find his girl hot as fuck...but it's funny as hell that she's dating a top WoW player...
And no, this shit ain't real.
They even put up a picture a while ago saying she'll give 40,000 blowjobs to everyone who votes for their party.
ElderGOD
04-26-2008, 09:16 PM
Damn, yall niggas mad lazy.
Read the wiki link, it said she's been doing this for a while and that she had friend make a retarded video so no sex for you "virgins."
Ali M
04-26-2008, 09:24 PM
Bitch look like she got a butchie clit.
rogueyoshi
04-26-2008, 09:36 PM
wow, shes up to this shit again?
ElderGOD
04-26-2008, 09:40 PM
wow, shes up to this shit again?
The closest she can get to getting a job is a blowjob.
I've knowing about the political agenda for a while and I despise people who try to manipulate others.
Not only is she doing it for corrupt political cause, but she's doing by selling herself as well.
How much lower can you sink?
goodm0urning
04-26-2008, 10:07 PM
Meh. It's the 21st century. Let her do what she wants to have a good time, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. It might even go towards a good cause.
Dredhead117
04-26-2008, 10:30 PM
The closest she can get to getting a job is a blowjob.
I've knowing about the political agenda for a while and I despise people who try to manipulate others.
Not only is she doing it for corrupt political cause, but she's doing by selling herself as well.
How much lower can you sink?
Idk maybe actually doing it?
lol her boyfriend Athene and HIS boyfriend furious. The way mister top wow player smacks her around shows how smart she is. Let the stupid bitch run her mouth so that equally stupid people can fall for the shit.
Stuckey
04-26-2008, 11:44 PM
I should try this. I wonder if sex is as good as people make it out to be...
Ninja Wallace
04-27-2008, 12:06 AM
Man, if she started fucking every virgin and person claiming to be virgin on the internet, her shit would be wrecked beyond belief. Do not want.
Demon Dash
04-27-2008, 04:45 AM
I'll give $200 to any SRK'er who legitimately gives this a try and posts the all important pics...
MagnetiX
04-27-2008, 06:07 AM
Idk maybe actually doing it?
lol her boyfriend Athene and HIS boyfriend furious. The way mister top wow player smacks her around shows how smart she is. Let the stupid bitch run her mouth so that equally stupid people can fall for the shit.
Dis is uhh...dis is my boyfriend...Furious...he's not gay.
lol, Athene cracks me up.
lol her boyfriend Athene and HIS boyfriend furious. The way mister top wow player smacks her around shows how smart she is. Let the stupid bitch run her mouth so that equally stupid people can fall for the shit.
Um, you know that all of those videos where Athene is smacking her around, are not real right? That's not how he or she really acts. If you watch more of his videos, you'll see they show two personalities.
I wouldn't call her a hoe for doing this stuff because it isn't real.
Ho0v-Man
04-27-2008, 11:01 AM
Thread title should be changed to "I'll give herpes to every virgin on the internet."
Nemesis00
04-27-2008, 11:17 AM
I'll give $200 to any SRK'er who legitimately gives this a try and posts the all important pics...
Read my post on the first page.
Demon Dash
04-27-2008, 11:39 AM
Read my post on the first page.
Pics or it didn't happen...
Nemesis00
04-27-2008, 11:47 AM
If it happens, all of SRK will get their evidence.
ElderGOD
04-27-2008, 11:54 AM
Man, if she started fucking every virgin and person claiming to be virgin on the internet, her shit would be wrecked beyond belief. Do not want.
QFT
She's a waste of oxygen.
Serpent
04-27-2008, 02:06 PM
Man, this reminds me of the time I stuffed Viscant into a cardboard box and shipped him out to Japan in answer to some slut girl ad/web page. It was a thread on SRK awhiles back. Anyway, what happened was the box (with Viscant inside) got returned. There was a note that said "Unclaimed" on it. I bet this one is fake too.
Night
04-27-2008, 02:33 PM
Even if it was real, the effort into providing the evidence of defending net neutrality probably isn't worth the time.
valaris
04-27-2008, 03:09 PM
Man, if she started fucking every virgin and person claiming to be virgin on the internet, her shit would be wrecked beyond belief. Do not want.
Imagine how much worse it would be if she started fucking everyone who IS a virgin but pretends not to be on the internet.
Rooks4
04-28-2008, 05:58 AM
You guys have fun with that... Here's a preview in .JPG form.
http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn69/arronsky/NU5TFYWOCDTSE3PA6G5TOW3RUUUQOFBS.jpg
Enjoy!
She's selling herself for a corrupt cuase.
Can she go any lower?
What a slut. haha
Mixah
04-28-2008, 10:39 AM
oh my gawds. lmfao
somebody should email her and post the results on SRK
Demon Dash
04-28-2008, 10:45 AM
oh my gawds. lmfao
somebody should email her and post the results on SRK
That is already taking place AFAIK...
Mixah
04-28-2008, 10:47 AM
That is already taking place AFAIK...
that makes me happy. :")
Demon Dash
04-28-2008, 10:59 AM
That being said, she's obviously full of shit. I mean, no one in their right mind would pay fares all over the US to sleep with all these virgin's, just to save something that's a load of crap anyway... Anyone with an ounce of sense wouldn't touch the skank anyway, I would probably get more enjoyment out of watching her waste her money fly over and seeing her reaction as I laugh in her face and send her on her way...
Nemesis00
04-28-2008, 11:10 AM
So yeah, yesterday I got an email from her machine saying...
"I have just received a request to subscribe email removed for a performance of sexual intercourse (request was sent from this ip address: IP removed via this url: http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/tos.php )
To verify that you want me to contact you for further details on how I will take care of your virginity, please click the following confirmation link.
Link removed.
if this is not what you want, do nothing and ignore this request!
(by clicking confirm you also allow me to keep you up to date on the whole virginity thing, but don't worry, you can unsubscribe whenever you want)"
The removed link, which was removed because it deactivates once everything is confirmed, asks you to click a confirmation button. Upon clicking said button, it says congrats yadda yadda yadda I'll contact you later about the details of our encounter yadda yadda yadda please have proof of you defending net neutrality.
Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of 'surprise buttsex' occurs.
multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance.
:lol:
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