What would be your reaction if a rat fell out of your ceiling and scratched you?

[Captain Ryu]

A rat fell out of your ceiling and scratched your neck? That shit would be pretty fucked up and I bet the rats balls would somehow touch my neck.

[OJ4]

i would freak out cause i have a phobia for rats

[MrBuster]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Wtf is this man?

[Sasmasta]

If it fell on me and scratched me, my first thoughts would be rabies. :(

Even if rabies can't be transferred that way [I really don't know], I'd still think, "Shit...I got rabies."

[EvilSamurai]

1. kill or trap rat
2. call exterminator
3. get tested for rabies and shit

[Captain Ryu]

What if the rat had a ryu head band?

[Hoonyo]

what would your reaction be if you found out a rat was cooking your food?

[Geese Pants]

What if the rat had a ryu head band?

Alpha Counter............:dp::3p:

[Captain Ryu]

what would your reaction be if you found out a rat was cooking your food?

I'd ask what he was making.

[orochizoolander]

Step1. post about *insert small animal*

step2. grill them.

step3. provide pics.



Super haxorz ninja edit: rats handled rsigley style (http://youtube.com/watch?v=EtyNGuenZHY)

[Captain Ryu]

Step1. post about *insert small animal*

step2. grill them.

step3. provide pics.

No ninja edits in my thread punk. I see everything.

[The Epidemic]

What if the rat had a ryu head band?

i wouldnt fuck with him...

[orochizoolander]

No ninja edits in my thread punk. I see everything.

No need to ninja anything, it speaks for itself.

[Sasmasta]

Get a rat with an eyepatch to deal with that headband rat.

[Hatred Edge]

What if the rat had a ryu head band?

TIGAH UPPA CUT

[beatsofdevil]

"Ryu Headband"?...you mean just a piece of red cloth??? >.>

[Captain Ryu]

What if the rat kicked through you closet door and said with a south central type accent "EHY NIGGA, yeah you nigga, stfu and let me caress yo thigh".


Thats right Ehy, not hey.

[Hatred Edge]

Pee on it.

[orochizoolander]

What if the rat kicked through you closet door and said with a south central type accent "EHY NIGGA, yeah you nigga, stfu and let me caress yo thigh".


Thats right Ehy, not hey.

Do you have to ask? I would say this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=f5sa6efzHlk)

[Will Gotti]

I'd Chuck Norris that rat. :mad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHlSoTj69wg

[Dark Stalkers]

I'd shoryuken it through the ceiling.

[Luciano Leone]

Fuck a rat fools.

God help the sorry small animal who ever engages me in combat.

[Manx]

I'd be all like "lil rat, where you at?" and he'd probably collapse that a human just nursery rhymed him after falling outta the sky on his head. Seriously, what would YOU do if a giant rat Mother Goosed you after dive bombing him out of nowhere? :tup:

[Carpet Lint]

What if you walked in on your sister fucking a rat, with a Ryu headband on?

[Bobbypigo]

To be honest I would say EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Then stomp the mutherfuckin rat for making me look like a bitch!

[TheSix]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y01gFx1hrNo

[gunners]

Call the doctors and get myself checked out.

[thurst]

i'd cry like a bitch while running around flailing my arms.

[goodm0urning]

I'd throw a couch at it, then kick it through a wall. While wearing a sexy nightshirt. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkpvrClgneI)

[Jaldaboath]

I'd roll initiative.

[Captain Ryu]

What if the rat moon walked into your kitchen and started making a glass of water all casually like everything was cool?

[Hatred Edge]

Ask him to pour me a glass of lemonade and invite him to play some GG.

[G.O.T]

It would be:

Wolverine: "JUBILEE HWAA!!!!

Then I'd fall......

[Magnetro]

:hitit::hitit::hitit::hitit:

[Will Gotti]

What if the rat moon walked into your kitchen and started making a glass of water all casually like everything was cool?

Pop that niggy in the chest w/a BB gun. Wet his little ass up.

[Bob Sagat]

What if you walked in on your sister fucking a rat, with a Ryu headband on?

Depends. Is she wearing the headband, or the rat?

[Carpet Lint]

Please provide an answer for either one. And also in the case of both.

[ElderGOD]

ElderGOD is immune to rats.

[Bob Sagat]

Please provide an answer for either one. And also in the case of both.

If she's wearing the headband: rat goes flying out the window.
If the rat's wearing it: close the door and walk away. I'm not fucking with Splinter.

[Million]

I would torture the rat of course. He would become acquainted with levels of pain and fear that very few creatures have known in this world. Basically, I'm always waiting for a perfect excuse to torture and kill things.

[Captain Ryu]

What if you woke up and a rat was modding your xbox?

[Million]

^I let him continue to mod the xbox of course, if he can resurrect it since mine is dead......while he's working on that, I would consider whether or not I'm going to kill him when that's over. If everything is fine and works then hey....he might get to live.

[Kid Corleone]

I would take the rat and shove it up my ass. Wait till it dies and decomposes. And then run into a McDonalds butt naked and fart so disgustingly it would make people vomit their big macs up.

[goodm0urning]

I would take the rat and shove it up my ass. Wait till it dies and decomposes. And then run into a McDonalds butt naked and fart so disgustingly it would make people vomit their big macs up.^^^ This guy just signed up and he's already aiming high. Bravo.

[Dwin]

I don't know. I'd probaly scream or some shit. Sorry, no funny post. I ain't aming high.

[Hatred Edge]

Why would you scream?

Do rats frighten you?

[Dwin]

Why would you scream?

Do rats frighten you?

Rats falling from the sky on to my head frighten me. They're diseased things. I don't know where it's been and it probaly has rabies.


edit: rep increasing is increasing.

[Hatred Edge]

Hey look at the bright side...

at least they don't crawl into your crotch at night. No they don't crawl into mine.:/

[DaDesiCanadian]

I'd call Kevin. He's a hero. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwlLnXYiBdw)

[NotGood]

:hitit::hitit::hitit::hitit:

:rock::rock::rock::rock:

[Dwin]

:rock::rock::rock::rock:

You'd have sex with a male rat? Not surprising for SRK. Wasn't there some guy who takes it up the ass from his girlfriend. Bah.

[valaris]

My reaction: Shriek like a 16 year old japanese schoolgirl seeing a black man's schlong for the first time.

[Oroman]

I'd step on it's tail, grab it's head, and slit it's throat. I'd then watch it bleed to death while frantically scurrying about trying to escape. After it took its last breath I'd take it out back, soak it in gasoline, and burn it. I'd bury the ashes afterwards.

[NotGood]

You'd have sex with a male rat? Not surprising for SRK. Wasn't there some guy who takes it up the ass from his girlfriend. Bah.

Why so serious?

[No defence]

I would get a cat/move. Remember to poor bleach over that scratch to kill any aids.

[SNAAAAKE]

scoot's mom will teleport in my room and c-fierce dat rat son ! :mad:

[Captain Ryu]

scoot's mom will teleport in my room and c-fierce dat rat son ! :mad:

Your mom will ride the rat to work.

[rcaido]

Well awhile back a mouse ate my toblerone (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=151868&highlight=toblerone)...

Here's Jerry's fate...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FG8OXrHU3Wk

[Carpet Lint]

:u: It'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh at that.
I would take the rat and shove it up my ass. Wait till it dies and decomposes. And then run into a McDonalds butt naked and fart so disgustingly it would make people vomit their big macs up.
I like the cut of your jib.

[ckrazy]

Cook it I heard rat meat taste good..... I am dead serious to heard it taste like chicken.

[catchafire]

Shit aint funny, I got rats crawling around the ceiling above me. This is true.

[Capn Spanky]

I would probably go on SRK and tell the world.

[DaliPicard]

It wouldn't be as scarry as awakening from a deep sleep and seeing a black widow spider on the pillow with you.

[Dhalsimowns]

kill it in a most horrible manner. Find its families. Kill its babies. Stand triumphantly