Couple Stuck During Sex

[youngcipher]

http://www.jamaica-star.com/thestar/20080505/news/news1.html

I feel bad for the guy :shake:

[Geese Pants]

:wtf:....................what?!!?!?
Is this for real?

[Oroman]

Holy shit, that's just bad luck.

No seriously WTF:

"It's called coitus captivus, where the woman's vaginal muscle spasm during intercourse and traps the man," he said. "This would be a very unpleasant experience for the man as the lady's severe grip would be quite painful, locking off blood circulation and oxygen to the man's penis. So, in other words, it would be as if the penis was being strangled."

[ThePurpleBunny]

"The report said that the man's penis had to be cut off after the woman's vagina tightened around it and he was not able to get out."

Holy shit. Teeth was based on a true story. :sad:

[CoosCoos]

"It's a disorder we learnt about in medical school but I have never seen any cases of it. It's called coitus captivus, where the woman's vaginal muscle spasm during intercourse and traps the man," he said. "This would be a very unpleasant experience for the man as the lady's severe grip would be quite painful, locking off blood circulation and oxygen to the man's penis. So, in other words, it would be as if the penis was being strangled."

CHOKE A DICK :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Shadow Ace 50]

should have called Bovice

[pherai]

I don't believe this shit. How could any man sleep at night believing this shit? Then again, that's why God invented anal.

[The Damned]

How can you guys take anything publication named "The Star" seriously anymore? Especially when the site itself says that most people think it's a rumor.

.....

[BENZES]

Lies All Lies

[The Epidemic]

wow...
what would make her cooch spaz out tho? He mustve been hitn right...
given her those goody strokes :looney:

[iwst99]

Holy shit, that's just bad luck.

No seriously WTF:

"It's called coitus captivus, where the woman's vaginal muscle spasm during intercourse and traps the man," he said. "This would be a very unpleasant experience for the man as the lady's severe grip would be quite painful, locking off blood circulation and oxygen to the man's penis. So, in other words, it would be as if the penis was being strangled."

Umm...yeah.

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1374754&lastnode_id=1258885

[BEWD]

"Well, I hear bout it but mi nuh really know if a true," said one porter who was on duty. "I jus hear the argument wha day when mi come back a work, yuh see me? But I don't know who it happen to or when, nothing like that. I just hear that a man and a woman come up yah hitch."

This alone should automatically debunk this "news source".

[scum gale 88]

damn, what exactly are the odds of this happening to anyone?

I wonder how traumatized the woman must be, knowing there is a dismembered dick inside her and that pussy is just like "FEED ME SEYMOUR! FEEEED MEEEE!!!". thats gotta be messed up.

[Gumbercules]

VAGINA DENTATA!!!! It's real!!

[Alzarath]

I call fake.

[ckrazy]

I hate you for posting this now I going to be paranoid as fuck the next time I have sex fucking asshole!

[AKUMA2000]

vaginal kung fu grip.... :nunchuck:

[Captain Ryu]

"Well, I hear bout it but mi nuh really know if a true," said one porter who was on duty. "I jus hear the argument wha day when mi come back a work, yuh see me? But I don't know who it happen to or when, nothing like that. I just hear that a man and a woman come up yah hitch."

This alone should automatically debunk this "news source".

Yeah thats where I stopped reading.

[Bob Sagat]

I hate you for posting this now I going to be paranoid as fuck the next time I have sex fucking asshole!

Yeah, but the reports are only about vagina's. You should be fine, dude.

[Dwin]

You ain't scaring nothing. Nothing.

[Jimmy Bones]

That's a bad sex partna, girls gotta watch out!

[Dwin]

^ What the hell are you talking about?

[Jimmy Bones]

^ What the hell are you talking about?

I know what i mean. You dont have to understand.

[Demon Dash]

Snip
Oh my! Wait while I shit my self with laughter... :rofl:

[Will Gotti]

She'd get super doggy punched for this shit.

[catchafire]

I don't care, i'm ripping my shit out of that!

[fistoftheryustar]

Scarier than teeth. Then again its the star, what would make this happen in this case and not every other couple where the girls vag vag tightens up? Prolly just a rumor

[The Epidemic]

now that i think about it...there have been a few times my shit got kinda stuck. My girl be like, "waaaait slow your strokes..its......too.......BIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! !!:lovin:" so as i was about to pull out...i couldnt..it was as if someone was holdin onto my cock like it was a king size ball park frank or suttin. I could literally pick her up with my cock..no hands..word is bond. :rofl:

[alchemist78]

I call fake.

Pics or it didnt happen lol

[RyuHikaru]

now that i think about it...there have been a few times my shit got kinda stuck. My girl be like, "waaaait slow your strokes..its......too.......BIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! !!:lovin:" so as i was about to pull out...i couldnt..it was as if someone was holdin onto my cock like it was a king size ball park frank or suttin. I could literally pick her up with my cock..no hands..word is bond. :rofl:
:rock:

:rofl:

[fistoftheryustar]

now that i think about it...there have been a few times my shit got kinda stuck. My girl be like, "waaaait slow your strokes..its......too.......BIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! !!:lovin:" so as i was about to pull out...i couldnt..it was as if someone was holdin onto my cock like it was a king size ball park frank or suttin. I could literally pick her up with my cock..no hands..word is bond. :rofl:

ha you realize just by posting that, while they prolly believe you, you're gunna get ppl saying that they doubt you anyway ha ha


i was always suprised when i found out girls can tighten up their inner vah jay jays. its like 2nd class anal

[Adam Warlock]

I call fake.

Of course it is. not only is it a Star magazine, what magazine actually types out accents?

"Well, I hear bout it but mi nuh really know if a true,"

[kyored]

That better been the Best Sex of his Life or at least got one-off so, it would not have died in vain.....

[SMS Team]

I stopped reading after the article said "man's penis had to be cut off"...

>.<

[white shadow]

How can you guys take anything publication named "The Star" seriously anymore? Especially when the site itself says that most people think it's a rumor.

.....

The Star is a 2nd rate paper but it isn't like The Weekly World News up here. However, it's definitely more prone to sensationalism and gossip which is why The Daily Jamaican Gleaner is more reliable and respected.

Of course it is. not only is it a Star magazine, what magazine actually types out accents?

Sadly, Jamaican newspapers actually count the accents in their quotes. I always wondered why, "butt mi no kno wai dem alwayz a do dat."

[Adam Warlock]

The Star is a 2nd rate paper but it isn't like The Weekly World News up here. However, it's definitely more prone to sensationalism and gossip which is why The Daily Jamaican Gleaner is more reliable and respected.



Sadly, Jamaican newspapers actually count the accents in their quotes. I always wondered why, "butt mi no kno wai dem alwayz a do dat."

Really? I wish our papers did that.

"All de galz dem a jook dem jook dem jook dem!"

[white shadow]

Really? I wish our papers did that.

"All de galz dem a jook dem jook dem jook dem!"

The irony is, all our news anchors speak the Queen's English when on air, so the juxtaposition when a news reporter is out on the field talking to a citizen or eyewitness is always amusing.

Reporter: "Hello gentleman, what did you see during this tearful tragedy when the criminals robbed the store?"

EYE WITLESS: "Meee?! Mi no see a damn ting, a woh yu wan' mi tu git shot in mi rass fuh? Tink mi a eeedyat?!!!"

Reporter: "Back to you, Roger!"

[Bounce]

ok from the star.....yeah nice thought.

however if this happen, and wanted to be an ass about it jamacia, sue everyone lol. illegal entrapment, distress, everything in the book is worth it.

and finally if this is true, use drugs or call out survival of the fittest and get yourself out.

unfortunately this guy may have lost that fight. I wonder if they returned it back to him?

[Fulaani]

"Well, I hear bout it but mi nuh really know if a true," said one porter who was on duty. "I jus hear the argument wha day when mi come back a work, yuh see me? But I don't know who it happen to or when, nothing like that. I just hear that a man and a woman come up yah hitch."

This alone should automatically debunk this "news source".
lol, a lot of serious jamaican news reports are like that when they quote people.

[Carpet Lint]

Umm...yeah.

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1374754&lastnode_id=1258885
So why is this thread still going on?

[Alzarath]

Of course it is. not only is it a Star magazine, what magazine actually types out accents?

Yeah, I actually believed the story (I've never heard of this mag before) until that point :lol:

[majeh]

fake as fuck

[R | C]

Penis Fly Trap

[AKUMA2000]

ha you realize just by posting that, while they prolly believe you, you're gunna get ppl saying that they doubt you anyway ha ha


i was always suprised when i found out girls can tighten up their inner vah jay jays. its like 2nd class anal

:rofl::rofl::rofl: @ inner vah jay jays

[Ne0phyte]

Not possible. Dumbasses.

[Hatred Edge]

:sad: The funniest things in life are never true....

[angryliberal]

:sad: The funniest things in life are never true....

i beg to differ...

[DaliPicard]

How did he/they drive to the hospital?

[Satomiblood]

Holy shit, that's just bad luck.

No seriously WTF:

"It's called coitus captivus, where the woman's vaginal muscle spasm during intercourse and traps the man," he said. "This would be a very unpleasant experience for the man as the lady's severe grip would be quite painful, locking off blood circulation and oxygen to the man's penis. So, in other words, it would be as if the penis was being strangled."

So my dick needs air to survive?

[The Epidemic]

^duh!! what you think that lil hole is for? better take a health class son...

[MCP]

You don't cut off the penis to get it out,
you inject muscle relaxant, and then once the spasms stop, the penis can be removed.

[DarkNecrid]

You don't cut off the penis to get it out,
you inject muscle relaxant, and then once the spasms stop, the penis can be removed.

There was no circulation of blood going to it, so it was dead. It had to be cut off.

the story is fake anyways but...

[Hatred Edge]

i beg to differ...

Okay some of your life experiences make for some great stories.:rofl:

[GETBUZZIN]

well, i heard that some dude was suspecting his wife was cheating on him so he put super glue with the lubercent and when his wife used it with the man she was cheating with, his penis got stuck inisde her pussy......

[orochizoolander]

fake.

[xCHICKAMUNGUSx]

well....I think it is possible. If a woman's vagina muscles are tight enough and she has an enormous spasm....

[G.O.T]

should have called Bovice

somebody ninja rep this guy.:rofl:

[SIMPLY_HUGO]

coitus captivus

Cotius is the medical term for "pulling out"
captivus i have no fucking clue

Thank ya.

[3b1r4h]

"Well, I hear bout it but mi nuh really know if a true," said one porter who was on duty. "I jus hear the argument wha day when mi come back a work, yuh see me? But I don't know who it happen to or when, nothing like that. I just hear that a man and a woman come up yah hitch."

This alone should automatically debunk this "news source".

Actually as weird as it sounds that's actually how jamaican newspapers print patwa.

[DarkNecrid]

well....I think it is possible. If a woman's vagina muscles are tight enough and she has an enormous spasm....

It isn't though, the vagina can't spasm like that DURING sex.

[marcusg]

Should of used K-Y.

[De4dEyE]

Of course this is fake. The Star? :rofl:

If anything they'd just drain the blood from the guys cock. Duh.

[Alzarath]

Should of used K-Y.

Ok, wow, when I read this I thought of the Guilty Gear character.

I need to go shoot myself, brb.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

:shake:

[Hatred Edge]

Ok, wow, when I read this I thought of the Guilty Gear character.

I need to go shoot myself, brb.

You too right? Odd..odd day man.