So how should I deal with this?

[CoosCoos]

So over the past month, this person who's Russian(allegedly), has been emailing me talking about she's my love and all this stuff.

So I don't pay it any mind and go about my business. Cue to this morning when she sends this email.

Greetings my love, I wait from you for the letter, and to me so it is bad from expectation of your letter. Because you do not write to me, that happened. I now write to you, and from my eyes tears drip, and my heart presses in a breast, and all this from for that that is no from you the letter. You can write to me that kb this not difficult to make. You will write to me and to me at once it becomes easier very much more easy. As you cannot understand that my heart belongs only to you, and I wait from you for the letter.... If you have forgotten as my name is that XXX....

Shit the fuck? So I'm thinking about pulling a prank on whoever this is. Or should I not? I'm really thinking it's one of those mail order brides. Anyone wanna help me pull a prank if I decide to?

Oh yeah, I will deliver a pic now.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/CoosCoos/IMG0770.jpg

[Satomiblood]

Spam box?

[majeh]

prank it, post it, we laugh. just deliver some humor

[Hatred Edge]

I'm bored. Break her heart and post about it.

[Jimmy Bones]

Spam. Maybe?

[Figcoinc]

Send her a picture of your dick, tell her you were once a woman, and see if she still calsl you "my love".

[Shin-Mech-Brian]

Sounds like someone wants a free trip to America with a "I'm an American!" green card attached to it. There's been a big scam going on for years now where Russian chicks are being pimped out to American's that will pay to have them flown to the US to be married.

The pimp gets your money, you get a wife that will never love you and she gets instant citizenship. I say you delete that shit and be done with it.

[Grog]

First off there's no way that it's legit, just had to get that out.

What you should do is say that you realize how much she loves you and that you want to personally atone for the mistake of not realizing it by meeting her in person. Get an address from him, take a shit in a bag (or anything of you choice really), package it up pretty well so there's no odor, and mail it.

[Satomiblood]

Tell her that her face sucks.

[thekidfromLBC]

just some spam e-mail, dont pay attention to it

[valaris]

Your best bet is to not respond. It will probably just confirm that the email account is active and you'll get even more spam.

[fishjie]

its called a scam

you will end up going to russia to meet your bride (who in reality is probably some outsourced indian guy whose typing up the letters)

only to get bait and switched, or worse, mugged.

[beatsofdevil]

in soviet russia, rick rolls you!

[Warpticon]

Hey guys, I got this letter from a Nigerian prince. How should I deal with this?

[jswey]

It's a romance scam, which is fairly common. Most of these scams originate in west africa.
If you take the bait they will start hitting you up for money instantly.

[Gouki7]

Hey guys, I got this letter from a Nigerian prince. How should I deal with this?
Have the undead girl hiding under your bed with a knife kick his ass.

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[Satomiblood]

Hey guys, I got this letter from a Nigerian prince. How should I deal with this?

If you give him your bank account number, you'll be rich. It has to be good. I mean, why would someone lie on the internet and try to steal your money?

[w1r3d]

in soviet russia, rick rolls you!

:rofl:

[Satomiblood]

State wallet inspectors!

[Demon Dash]

Tell her you're gay...

[lamewadd]

Ask her for head.

[ben]

State wallet inspectors!

hey.... that's not the wallet inspector!

[regulate]

More pics?

[iwst99]

Ok, so you've responded ZERO times to this person? If so, yeah, scam. If you have responded at least once, then yeah, she's looking for a trip to America....I know way to many people that talk to "Hot Russian hotties that want me"....when the motha fucker is ugly as hell, and those girls are fine (unlike this one) and really just want to get married and move here...

If you've never responded, and this is random spam...then A) Why are you opening that shit if you don't know who it's from...and B) Nigga u gay.

[KrassHole]

put it in her ass.

[Bobbypigo]

Its bullshit dood, in 2 days she'll ask you for money to come and visit. She will never show up any youll be out 3000 dollars and no amount of emails you send will get returned.

. . .At least thats what my friend told me, cuz this never happened to me. No sir, not me. Evar.

[Penance]

she looks like a fake ass micha barton.

[C_2]

Internet safety rule #1: Do not open emails that you don't even know who the sender is.