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Figcoinc
05-14-2008, 02:24 PM
Wow, I wonder how he is going to do? :wonder: What the hell would you do in his position? :rofl:

Click HERE (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h_XqeK0mwVYALet1vAn8WLLifYFgD90L62IG0)for the link to the story.


U. of Okla. freshman, 19, elected mayor of Muskogee

MUSKOGEE, Okla. (AP) — A 19-year-old freshman at the University of Oklahoma was elected mayor Tuesday of Muskogee, a city of 38,000 in the northeastern part of the state.

With all precincts reporting, John Tyler Hammons won with 70 percent of the vote over former Mayor Hershel Ray McBride, said Muskogee County Election Board Secretary Bill Bull.

"The public placing their trust in me is the greatest, humbling and most awesome experience I've ever had in my life," said Hammons, who is from Muskogee but attends the university in Norman.

The two candidates squared off in a runoff election for the nonpartisan post after neither secured 50 percent of the vote in a six-person election April 1.

Hammons, who will be sworn in next week, said he plans to continue his college education but expects to transfer to a school closer to Muskogee.

"Being elected does not change my desire to continue my education," he said. "We will schedule our time in an appropriate fashion so that I can be mayor and stay in school."

Hammons replaces Wren Stratton, who decided not to seek re-election after one term.

The mayor leads the nine-member city council and serves as a voting member. Hammons said a key to his platform that resonated with voters was openness of government and keeping citizens better informed of city operations.

"I think that's been a detriment to the trust of the citizens of Muskogee," he said. "Once we have that trust, we can solve any other problem."

valaris
05-14-2008, 02:25 PM
Kids who think they can easily fix the "evildoings of the government"...right...

Daigo Jr
05-14-2008, 02:26 PM
Wtf....

SIMPLY_HUGO
05-14-2008, 02:29 PM
lol..hes already off to a bad start.

"sure i can keep 38,000 people happy and still get my personel goals done..pffft say bye to college

RyuHikaru
05-14-2008, 02:30 PM
Wow... 70 percent? They really must have hated the previous mayor, or this kid is persuasive.

BunnyHead
05-14-2008, 02:31 PM
I thought u had to be middle aged to even be a candidate

Dang he ruined his life lol, I wonder when he'll resign

pherai
05-14-2008, 02:32 PM
"sure i can keep 38,000 people happy and still get my personel goals done..pffft say bye to college

Mayors of cities that size probably work like 10 hours a month on Mayoral duties. It's actually pretty feasible.

RaishinX
05-14-2008, 02:37 PM
Fucking loser.*




*=10,000 times the man I'll ever be.


I feel like I've heard this news before....

Will Gotti
05-14-2008, 02:39 PM
I saw this on the news last night. I kept thinking to myself, this kid is gonna have a lot to learn before stepping into office. One of the newscasters had my same thoughts, but his co-anchor Lauren Sanchez didn't think so. I don't know if she was being facetious though.

Figcoinc
05-14-2008, 02:39 PM
I feel like I've heard this news before....

I think years ago another kid was elected in a small town on a goof. He resigned soon after I think. No where as big as this town though if I remember right.

Septimus Prime
05-14-2008, 02:48 PM
say bye to college
And why not? He'll probably make more money than most people with degrees. Why waste the time and money?

Alzarath
05-14-2008, 03:44 PM
Wracking my brain for a reference here... nope, can't think of one =(

OrangeCat
05-14-2008, 03:53 PM
Wracking my brain for a reference here... nope, can't think of one =(
How about "What kind of fucking town elects a mayor that can't even legally consume alcohol?"

OC

Bernard
05-14-2008, 03:57 PM
I saw this on the news last night. I kept thinking to myself, this kid is gonna have a lot to learn before stepping into office. One of the newscasters had my same thoughts, but his co-anchor Lauren Sanchez didn't think so. I don't know if she was being facetious though.



He only needs to learn how to divert funds to himself and his friends. I see a muscle car and some municipal jobs for his buddies soon.

TheSix
05-14-2008, 03:58 PM
...it's Muskogee.

Jimmy Bones
05-14-2008, 04:10 PM
Kid doesnt know pressure yet.

Vynce
05-14-2008, 05:11 PM
He may or may not be mayor material, but I had to laugh at his inability to not-use the word "awesome," as a college-aged white boy.

BIGWORM
05-14-2008, 05:29 PM
He said awesome.

Shit just went bad.

Galactic
05-14-2008, 05:33 PM
That'll look good on the ol' resume...

Imagine trying to get an internship at some company 4 years from now when his mayorship is up....

and he's 23....

"uh yeah, my prior work experience? I was your mayor."

^_-;

Chaotic Blue
05-14-2008, 06:31 PM
How about "What kind of fucking town elects a mayor that can't even legally consume alcohol?"

OC

probably cousins of the same people who elected the "taxinator" for governer of california.

white shadow
05-15-2008, 03:14 AM
He said awesome.

Shit just went bad.

The word "awesome" is in the King James bible a bunch of times, so it's still cool.


Bill Bull huh.... I wonder if he's related to this guy? (http://www.localarcade.com/arcade_art/data/thumbnails/2/Bald_Bull_2.jpg)

Ki Shima
05-15-2008, 06:19 AM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LfJxyw0VmCE&feature=related

pherai
05-15-2008, 08:15 AM
The word "awesome" is in the King James bible a bunch of times, so it's still cool.


Obadiah 2:13

The small crowd stood in awe as the crippled man stood up for the first time since childhood from his [Jesus'] mere touch. Jesus turned to the crowd and proclaimed, "Dude, this power is fucking awesome."

Infernoman
05-15-2008, 08:46 AM
Obadiah 2:13

The small crowd stood in awe as the crippled man stood up for the first time since childhood from his [Jesus'] mere touch. Jesus turned to the crowd and proclaimed, "Dude, this power is fucking awesome."

Jesus is fucking metal...oh yes...

going back to the topic at hand. this smells like the setup for a good sitcom...or bad teen movie...

Katanai
05-15-2008, 09:09 AM
Well if fucking Arnold is governor, anything is possible. What were people thinking before voting? Like yeah the man can carry a whole tree on his shoulder and can take a predator one on one. That's good enough to be a governor of the biggest State in the US! Now it seems all you got to do is be in college and it's all set.

fP_tHuG
05-15-2008, 09:16 AM
i wonder how many hours of simcity did this dude play.