So how would you propose?

[hold dat]

I got an email from a coworker today that showed this guy giving his fiance an elaborate marriage proposal.

It shows her getting a nice horse and carriage ride up a trail to a mansion, where she walks up this nice path, into the mansion, where they lead her to a terrace where she's surprised by her fiance. he gets on one knee and pops the question. she sais yes...crying ensues.

it doesnt end there....

she's then blindfolded and led to a ball/dining room thats fully catered and her friends and family are there waiting to surpise her . Of course, more crying ensues when the blindfold is taken off and shes flashing the rock he just put on her hand.

there's more...

now there more pictures of the friends and family together, the lovely couple and the catering staff all enjoying themselves. good times.

but then an elaborate bowl is brought out...
and there's water and rose pedals in the bowl....
Homeboy proceeds to remove his fiance's shoes...
and washes her goddamn feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I still cant believe it, I think the guy works in my firm. WTF was he thinking. You can never talk shit to your wife after doing something like that cause her reponse will always be. "Nigga, you werent saying that when you were washing my feet"

and i didnt see any of his boys in the photo album, cause they propably would've clowned his ass. Only good thing was his future wife is an attractive woman, so props on that homie. but damn did you have to wash her feet, unless she stood by you through a stint in rehab or some time in the bing... NO SUH!!!!!!

All these girls in my office are loving this guy for his "beautiful proposal" while me and the other fellas just cant believe it


I'll drop a good amount of money on the ring, i'll do a thoughtful proposal and the wedding day is her day. i'll even stand aside and let her plan it...but i'll be damned if im washing any feet, unless its Vanessa Williams

So how would you propose?

[valaris]

No way I would go that far. I'm all for something romantic and surprising but that's just pushing it.

Edit: I'd post it but my girl will probably read this thread later tonight. And despite us being together for not quite a year, if ever I get the chance to pop the question, I plan on using this.

[R | C]

My girl and I are old fashioned in lots of things.
We enjoy watching a lot of movies together.
So I asked her at an old fashion movie theater: A drive-in.
First and only drive in theater we've ever been to.

Not very elaborate, but it got the job done.

[Shadow Ace 50]

Nick Cannon Style

[The Chief]

Say bitch... what's up wit it...

[Luciano Leone]

With a .38 special, maybe some rope.

[The Epidemic]

Hmmm i never really though about this before. I would propose at a high-class resturant. But i will will plan something with her the whole day leading up until the resturant. Like take her where we first met...y'know shit like that. Basically hang out with her the whole day...make her feel like shes a queen and what-not. Im obviously gonna have a special reservation at the resturant...i dunno if id invite family. I would want it to be more focused on us....Still dont know how much id spend on a rock tho. Get a bottle of Ace of spades...i dont know exactly when id propose after we get to our table but, i know im gonna need a few shots before i do so. She'd have to say yes tho..i know that much.
I honestly cant think about marriage right now tho...cant see myself being married...especially not now.

[Will Gotti]

Put my elbows together pumping my fists in the air and start singing this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF8IaExPv7s&feature=related

Get all Teddy Riley on a chick...I know it's not him but yea. Do this shit and diddy bop.

[StuartHayden]

While she was making me waffle fries.

[DeathScythe]

THANK GOD HE'S NOT GETTING MARRIED!!!

Damn, I almost thought this was about you. Almost had me scared.

[pherai]

I wouldn't.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

When I find me a bitch that can cook and clean. Shit is rare nowadays.

[OrangeCat]

My friend proposed to his wife by asking her as casually as if he was asking what kind of pizza to get on the couch while they watched television. Personally I'd like to imagine that he attached an engagement ring on a moose's antler and while he strolled through the woods with his soon to be wife, he wrestled the moose and snapped his neck to claim his bride's engagement item.

That's how I would do it. Hardcore.

OC

[R.P.D rookie]

I'll drop a good amount of money on the ring, i'll do a thoughtful proposal and the wedding day is her day. i'll even stand aside and let her plan it...but i'll be damned if im washing any feet, unless its Vanessa Williams


Yes sir. Yes SIIIIIIIR.


I use to keep myself up at night staring at the moonlit sky saying "Hold dat and are related.....but.....how?.....", and now I know.:smile:

Vanessa Williams for life.

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

sexy can I?...

[KING]

Say bitch... what's up wit it...
LOL funny thing is Jermaine, I can see you doing it! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[masher]

Get my nutsack pierced with her ring,special treat for her when she goes down! :rock:

[Demon Dash]

When Jaws pops out of the water...

[ultra_nYo]

I was planning on doing something nice for mine but like an idiot I just asked her while we were cuddling in bed a few nights before our anniversary. I wonder if I should do it again but make it something atleast more romantic.

[Higher-Jin]

"It's my dick in a box, gurl"

[ST Vega]

"It's my dick on a box, gurl"


Surprised it took this long.

[EvilSamurai]

pics are needed

[Netology]

marriage is silly

[Dwin]

I'll let her propose.

[valaris]

When Jaws pops out of the water...

It took me half a second to get the reference but then :rofl::rofl:::rofl: followed.

[iwst99]

"Nigga, you werent saying that when you were washing my feet"

lolololol

Only good thing was his future wife is an attractive woman,


You must have been on SRK long enough to know when you throw statements out like that you need to provide pics......

[DarkNecrid]

I'm going to hack into ST and change it so that when she beats me in a VS match (I'll let her win) it displays WILL YOU MARRY ME?

YEAH

[iwst99]

I'm going to hack into ST and change it so that when she beats me in a VS match (I'll let her win) it displays WILL YOU MARRY ME?

YEAH

Awwwwwwwwww.

And change it so the sprite of your character that loses gets on one knee with a ring...hopefully she didn't pick like Zangief or something.

[Capn Spanky]

Edit: I'd post it but my girl will probably read this thread later tonight. And despite us being together for not quite a year, if ever I get the chance to pop the question, I plan on using this.

My girlfriend doesn't know SRK exists. It's my special place where she can't come in.

Otherwise... I would propose with a bunch of flashy fireworks strapped to my chest. Make it look real authentic. I would tie the ring to the pull cord attached to my makeshift "bomb vest." I would pop the question then hand her the ring while on my knees. The pull cord and vest would be concealed beneath my shirt. When she puts the ring on I wrap her tightly in an embrace and yank the cord. :rock: She will never forget that moment.

If she says no, then I'll propose by a set of stairs. Just in case.

[Chachi]

I thought about the whole "flower petals leading to some random ass flower garden" proposal thing, but I know after I go to all that trouble and pop the question, she would just nonchalantly say that she fucked my brother the night before.

So it's not something I'm too worried about doing anytime soon...

[CSS]

i wouldn't ask her to marry me, i'd just do it.

[Azrael]

What I did...

Went to a very nice, touristy part of Kyoto, and took a stroll around one of the temples there. They have one of those zen rock gardens said to calm the soul or whatever. After we killed a few hours just walking around, I took her to dinner at a very fancy teppanyaki (steak grill) restaurant...one of those places where the cheapest thing on the menu is like $50 for a small cup of soup. It was on the 17th floor of a hotel that overlooked the city. After that, we went to Kyoto Station, where there's a huge Christmas tree. In front of the tree, there's a small platform for people to line up and take pictures. I thought about doing the proposal up on this platform (literally the spotlight would have been on us) but I asked the wife-to-be and she didn't really want to line up just to take a picture (she didn't know what I was planning). So we found a nice place to sit under the tree and I popped the question there.

It worked. Not needlessly extravagant but not too casual either.

[ArcadeFire]

With a prenuptual agreement.

[1]

(I'll let her win)

WTF is this shit? Bitch has got to earn that.

[Rico!]

What I did...

Went to a very nice, touristy part of Kyoto, and took a stroll around one of the temples there. They have one of those zen rock gardens said to calm the soul or whatever. After we killed a few hours just walking around, I took her to dinner at a very fancy teppanyaki (steak grill) restaurant...one of those places where the cheapest thing on the menu is like $50 for a small cup of soup. It was on the 17th floor of a hotel that overlooked the city. After that, we went to Kyoto Station, where there's a huge Christmas tree. In front of the tree, there's a small platform for people to line up and take pictures. I thought about doing the proposal up on this platform (literally the spotlight would have been on us) but I asked the wife-to-be and she didn't really want to line up just to take a picture (she didn't know what I was planning). So we found a nice place to sit under the tree and I popped the question there.

It worked. Not needlessly extravagant but not too casual either.

Then you went home and played DMC all night! :rock:

I'd propose with no ring or anything. Just because I'm sure women say yes because of that ring...

Fuck I don't think I can even go through with marriage with these crazy divorce rates.

I'm only 21 just give me time. I'm sure my mind will change soon enough.

[iwst99]

WTF is this shit? Bitch has got to earn that.

Oh shit...I like the way you think better. :rofl: It's not until she can beat you that she's worthy of marriage. :rofl::rofl::karate:

[fistoftheryustar]

You never know if it might fail.

I'd only ask if.... a) I knew she really wanted to marry me (she keeps bringing it up and asking when should be a good indicator) or b) if shes relaly rich


About the whole earning it thing, you know the girls not gunna propose, the man usually does that. He means, after shes actually earned it and is worthy to ur standards (for me: gotta be bi, rich, have 180 splits, have an big ass not a big butt, at least 2 hobbies in common with me, decently high iq etc) how would you propose?

[Azrael]

Then you went home and played DMC all night! :rock:

This was in December, so it hadn't come out yet though.

I probably did re-watch the TGS trailer though, seeing as how I watched it at least once everyday before the game came out.

He means, after shes actually earned it and is worthy to ur standards (for me: gotta be bi, rich, have 180 splits, have an big ass not a big butt, at least 2 hobbies in common with me, decently high iq etc)
...Wait, what?

[OJ4]

my friend proposed to his wife on new years 04 after the ball dropped.

[fistoftheryustar]

ha ha! you never had a thing for girls with lesbian tendencies? ur prolly reading way too much into what i wrote

[orochizoolander]

Whomever I give enough of a shit about to want to marry will propose to me.

While reading the OP did anyone else think about how apu did all that romantic shit for his wife on valentines day?

THERE A NOOOGIT IN MY EYE!

[Dwin]

How 'bout you guys let her propose; it's a new age.

[valaris]

This was in December, so it hadn't come out yet though.

I probably did re-watch the TGS trailer though, seeing as how I watched it at least once everyday before the game came out.


...Wait, what?

You were playing the demo. I definately remember you posting how your night went and then finshed with "then I went home and played DMC4".

[fistoftheryustar]

i wish it would happen that way, its not too common, least not yet. but i dont think you should let her propose first just bc u werent man enough to do it yourself

[Azrael]

ha ha! you never had a thing for girls with lesbian tendencies? ur prolly reading way too much into what i wrote

Dude, like 95% of my porn stash is lez. And having a threesome is high up on the list of things I'd like to do before I die. And if I were in a casual relationship with a girl, having her be bi would be awesome. But for a serious partner? Things just start getting complicated in all sorts of fucked up ways. What if you find out that your girl has been fucking other girls on the side without you? What if that takes away from your sex life? Even though its another woman, are you cool with seeing someone else fuck your girl? It's just a weird bag of beans.

[fistoftheryustar]

Dude, like 95% of my porn stash is lez. And having a threesome is high up on the list of things I'd like to do before I die. And if I were in a casual relationship with a girl, having her be bi would be awesome. But for a serious partner? Things just start getting complicated in all sorts of fucked up ways. What if you find out that your girl has been fucking other girls on the side without you? What if that takes away from your sex life? Even though its another woman, are you cool with seeing someone else fuck your girl? It's just a weird bag of beans.

actually its not that hard for a threesome. if you mean "quality" threesome and it being "both" their first time doing the 3s, then damn thats crazy i would hate on you ha ha.

omg my wife is doing other women and now she wants me to join...how could she! actually man, girls that are a bi aren't as rare as you think. it's pretty skankish when you realize its not a "sacred treasure" its more like yeah shes a ho and just likes her some sex...and there are 100 other girls out there that are bi.

[orochizoolander]

Dude, like 95% of my porn stash is lez. And having a threesome is high up on the list of things I'd like to do before I die. And if I were in a casual relationship with a girl, having her be bi would be awesome. But for a serious partner? Things just start getting complicated in all sorts of fucked up ways. What if you find out that your girl has been fucking other girls on the side without you? What if that takes away from your sex life? Even though its another woman, are you cool with seeing someone else fuck your girl? It's just a weird bag of beans.

Happened to me once like almost 4 years ago and it would be awesome if she told me before hand but finding out a week after it happened from a friend made me feel kinda shitty that I got played like that. If she told me before hand and wanted me to get involved...well:sweat:


Fist you think your spittin knowledge? lol since the dawn of man we've all known that while not 100% of females are bi...most women would at least be open to the possibility of doing something with another woman it's just that in recent years it's become more noticeable.

[The Epidemic]

damn i need a threesome with my girls friend...you guys just remined me..
time to start barkin up that tree b4 its too late

[marn]

I think one SRK'er did it best when he gave her a Pokeball with the ring inside it and said, "I CHOOSE YOU!" ...That shit is godlike.

[Slartibartfast]

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box.

[Brooklyn]

With a prenuptual agreement.
i immediately thought of Stankonia lol

............... BREAK!!!

[fistoftheryustar]

Fist you think your spittin knowledge? lol since the dawn of man we've all known that while not 100% of females are bi...most women would at least be open to the possibility of doing something with another woman it's just that in recent years it's become more noticeable.

who said i was trying to spit knowledge? tone down being an ass ha ha. man, i just said its was on my list for things that qualify a girl for marriage, it wasnt a fantasy thing. "hey guys wouldnt it be hot...if one girl...kissed...another girl?!"

[Million]

I'd rather wait until I somehow acquire advanced psychic abilities....then I can simply pick whoever I want and exert perfect mental control over the situation ....re-wire things up there to create her love for me. Then, she would propose to me....it happens whenever I want, wherever I want... and exactly according to my specifications. I would put on a nice show by pretending to be surprised at this wonderful, public gesture of her love and devotion to me.

[fistoftheryustar]

I'd rather wait until I somehow acquire advanced psychic abilities....then I can simply pick whoever I want and exert perfect mental control over the situation ....re-wire things up there to create her love for me. Then, she would propose to me....it happens whenever I want, wherever I want... and exactly according to my specifications. I would put on a nice show by pretending to be surprised at this wonderful, public gesture of her love and devotion to me.

haa, that is great. i like how you added the part about acting suprised

[angryliberal]

i did it at a 30 million dollar estate owned by the guy who created the multi-play video poker machines. he's a firend of my brother, amazing property - regulation size horse race track with a small lake in the middle stocked with large mouth bass, and a shitload of waterfalls all over the place. i had a little speech written up but when the time came, i coudln't think of anything but "will you marry me". she said yes...

[Shukuda]

It doesn't have to be fancy. I actually heard a good one.

Pay one of those caricature artists before hand to get the "proposal pose" drawn. Fiancee and you go get your drawing done together with the artist you paid. Hint at her to check the drawing and make the pose in the picture. WIN!

[ElderGOD]

I got an email from a coworker today that showed this guy giving his fiance an elaborate marriage proposal.

It shows her getting a nice horse and carriage ride up a trail to a mansion, where she walks up this nice path, into the mansion, where they lead her to a terrace where she's surprised by her fiance. he gets on one knee and pops the question. she sais yes...crying ensues.

it doesnt end there....

she's then blindfolded and led to a ball/dining room thats fully catered and her friends and family are there waiting to surpise her . Of course, more crying ensues when the blindfold is taken off and shes flashing the rock he just put on her hand.

there's more...

now there more pictures of the friends and family together, the lovely couple and the catering staff all enjoying themselves. good times.

but then an elaborate bowl is brought out...
and there's water and rose pedals in the bowl....
Homeboy proceeds to remove his fiance's shoes...
and washes her goddamn feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I still cant believe it, I think the guy works in my firm. WTF was he thinking. You can never talk shit to your wife after doing something like that cause her reponse will always be. "Nigga, you werent saying that when you were washing my feet"

and i didnt see any of his boys in the photo album, cause they propably would've clowned his ass. Only good thing was his future wife is an attractive woman, so props on that homie. but damn did you have to wash her feet, unless she stood by you through a stint in rehab or some time in the bing... NO SUH!!!!!!

All these girls in my office are loving this guy for his "beautiful proposal" while me and the other fellas just cant believe it


I'll drop a good amount of money on the ring, i'll do a thoughtful proposal and the wedding day is her day. i'll even stand aside and let her plan it...but i'll be damned if im washing any feet, unless its Vanessa Williams

So how would you propose?


I think that's over-doing it.

After pulling something like that what else is there?

Also something like that raises her expectations, so it might stab him in the back in the near future.

[#reload]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ac3AzaDohd0&feature=related

[ElderGOD]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ac3AzaDohd0&feature=related

In HC D2 we call that shit TPPK.

[beyond6]

Im married. Alot of friends & co workers are married.
The one one thing the vast majority of all the women agree on is the elaborate wild proposal thing, is a guy thing.
Most women just want & would be happiest with a simple, sincere & private proposal.
Wild elaborate proposals are for the most part embarrassing & come off as a very insincere joke. Not really what a woman is looking for as a way to start the rest of her life with a guy who cant do a simple but very important thing without a big production that isnt really romantic at all.

No doubt that there are women who will dig a big, funny, public proposal. But most will not...

If you havent read "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" you should. Its basic info that puts into words many things you all ready know & many things you dont. Make it easy on yourself & read this thing...

[rcaido]

My asian wife is pretty down to earth...My proposal was like this, i bought a cheap ass ring i think it was $1,200 or so...That's all i could afford at the time...I took her to my apartment & made dinner...I later purpose...We then got married through a judge & that was that...

Been married for almost 7 years now & it's a happy perfect marriage like those movies...
Smart, beautiful, makes mad bank(pharmacist), great cook, cleans, loves me long time, & she's asian!

[scum gale 88]

It doesn't have to be fancy. I actually heard a good one.

Pay one of those caricature artists before hand to get the "proposal pose" drawn. Fiancee and you go get your drawing done together with the artist you paid. Hint at her to check the drawing and make the pose in the picture. WIN!

thats epic. but if I was the caricature artist Id be like "no way dude, thats gay. Im gonna draw you on a t-rex fighting Mike Tyson! gangstaaaa!"

[Mrs.ButtonSmash]

No way I would go that far. I'm all for something romantic and surprising but that's just pushing it.

Edit: I'd post it but my girl will probably read this thread later tonight. And despite us being together for not quite a year, if ever I get the chance to pop the question, I plan on using this.

Awww! Come on! Say it!! I won't read it... right?
*poke-poke*
Come onnn!
:angel:
Does your plan involve FF and a certain concert? :wgrin:

[goodm0urning]

I'd speak the words into her clitoris.

[Katanai]

Awww! Come on! Say it!! I won't read it... right?
*poke-poke*
Come onnn!
:angel:
Does your plan involve FF and a certain concert? :wgrin:

All this romantic talk on SRK and all the love flowing in the air.

And then exactly after that post this:

I'd speak the words into her clitoris.

Oh the irony...


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: