Airwolf for sale on ebay

[OmNiExiZt]

So, who want's put in with me to buy a sweet supersonic attack helicopter? Think about it, you could terrorize people, kill your enemies, pick up chicks and fly this bitch to every single EVO event. Well worth the money if you ask me.:looney:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Airwolf-Helicopter-Replica_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ18836QQihZ014QQ itemZ330234658865QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW

*ONEZ*

[pherai]

I wonder how much choppers are actually worth because that seems pretty cheap. Also flying to Evo would be too pimp, as would killing my enemies :rofl::rofl:

[Monte]

that thing doesn't even fly, what a rip! :annoy:

[voodazz]

Holy crap. that's only 30 minutes from my house! Coool!

[OmNiExiZt]

Like hell it doesn't!!! Look at the most top right picture. You can clearly see that that motherfucker has taken flight. To bad the weapons are sold seperately. That where you have to pay the big money I'm betting.

*ONEZ*

[Monte]

from the questions section in the listing:

Q: Does it fly?
A: It does not fly!:tdown:

[OmNiExiZt]

from the questions section in the listing:

:tdown:

That guy doesn't know what he's talking about. Everyone, don't listen to Monte here. He's trying to crush our tasty dreams on the jagged rocks of reality.:annoy: I mean really, who looks at the Q&A section on ebay right? LETS GET AIRWOLF TOGETHER!!! Now, who knows how to start a lucrative pyramid scheme that will get us ever closer to our goal?

*ONEZ*

[Monte]

:u: talk to duc?

[R | C]

If any of you guys buy it, don't forget that you can call it in every time you get 7 kills in a row without dying.

[tsukihimeblood]

i would buy this to use at that underground missile silo that was on ebay a while back.

[Azrael]

Holy fucking shit. This is the coolest thing I've ever seen, and if I happened to have a spare $40,000 lying around that thing would be BOUGHT with the quickness. I would make it fly, and then I would fly that sumbitch everywhere. I would go to the grocery store...IN MOTHERFUCKING AIRWOLF.

Ya'll don't understand. AIRWOLF. This show was the shit. It was like 35 minutes of stupid boring shit nobody cared about, but then somebody would commit crimes or something and then take to the sky in a plane/helicopter/Tanooki suit. And then Airwolf would come SCREAMING out of the desert, and engage the criminals in an intense dogfight...you always knew the fight was going to end when the music started to wrap up, and the belly cannons came out. Big-ass mid-air explosion, and then the dude with the eyepatch came out to give Stringfellow Hawk and Dominic props. They don't make TV this good anymore.

And the theme song! Broken tier. If I had this replica and made it fly, you better believe the sound system would be nothing but the Airwolf theme on infinite repeat. And it would be awesome.

[regulate]

You buy the Airwolf, ill get the chain guns, deal?

[NYPhrost]

LOL, getting the 40k to buy would be easy compared to the gas prices it takes to fill up that tank. LOL. TOO BROKEN

[voodazz]

Holy fucking shit. This is the coolest thing I've ever seen, and if I happened to have a spare $40,000 lying around that thing would be BOUGHT with the quickness. I would make it fly, and then I would fly that sumbitch everywhere. I would go to the grocery store...IN MOTHERFUCKING AIRWOLF.

Ya'll don't understand. AIRWOLF. This show was the shit. It was like 35 minutes of stupid boring shit nobody cared about, but then somebody would commit crimes or something and then take to the sky in a plane/helicopter/Tanooki suit. And then Airwolf would come SCREAMING out of the desert, and engage the criminals in an intense dogfight...you always knew the fight was going to end when the music started to wrap up, and the belly cannons came out. Big-ass mid-air explosion, and then the dude with the eyepatch came out to give Stringfellow Hawk and Dominic props. They don't make TV this good anymore.

And the theme song! Broken tier. If I had this replica and made it fly, you better believe the sound system would be nothing but the Airwolf theme on infinite repeat. And it would be awesome.


Right on, Az! And don't forget Jan Michael Vincent wailing on his cello! You know you're bad ass with you rock out some bach on your cello after blowing up scumbags in your super sonice helicoptor.

Oh and don't forget Ernest motherfuckin' Borgnine! Dude must've been in his sixties in that show.

[Azrael]

Damn, I forgot about the cello! Wasn't it a Stradiverious or something like that? And he also had a ridiculous collection of expensive paintings or something like that? And yes, Dominic was old and kicking ass. This show was too good.

LOL, getting the 40k to buy would be easy compared to the gas prices it takes to fill up that tank. LOL. TOO BROKEN
Not with those chain guns it isn't.

Me: Fill 'er up Mac.
Guy: Ok, that'll be $1000.
Me: *loading chain guns* Nah, try again.
Guy: I mean, free on the house!
Me: That's better.

[OmNiExiZt]

You buy the Airwolf, ill get the chain guns, deal?

Deal. Be sure you pick up the M61 Vulcan.

LOL, getting the 40k to buy would be easy compared to the gas prices it takes to fill up that tank. LOL. TOO BROKEN

Damn, now we've got a problem. When your right, your right. Airwolf doesn't just take the $4+ supreme fuel where talking about. I don't know how much JP8 cost per gallon. But I know that shit aint cheap. Dammit, with fuel prices now, I don't even think we'll be able to get her off the ground. One fill up probably cost more than the damn thing.

*ONEZ*

[regulate]

Deal. Be sure you pick up the M61 Vulcan.



Damn, now we've got a problem. When your right, your right. Airwolf doesn't just take the $4+ supreme fuel where talking about. I don't know how much JP8 cost per gallon. But I know that shit aint cheap. Dammit, with fuel prices now, I don't even think we'll be able to get her off the ground. One fill up probably cost more than the damn thing.

*ONEZ*
Thats why you become mercs, i mean youve you charge outlandish prices to cover your expenses and make some dough on the side too. what cartel would like to hire airwolf to take out some comp or whatnot.

[Capn Spanky]

I have a good pyramid scheme.
1. Play Marvel
2. Get your friends to play Marvel.
3. Teach them bad basics.
4. Make them think they're good.
5. Money match, money match, money match.

[Sharktongue]

didn't the real chopper blow up? i remember heareing about that ages ago. the real airwolf crashed and killed ppl.

[OmNiExiZt]

I have a good pyramid scheme.
1. Play Marvel
2. Get your friends to play Marvel.
3. Teach them bad basics.
4. Make them think they're good.
5. Money match, money match, money match.

Dude... that's just fucked up.

the real airwolf crashed and killed ppl.

:rofl: You better tell me why that's so funny right now. Because I'm seriously laughing my ass off.

Announcer at air show: Alright everybody, we've got a real treat for you today. We've bought you a blast from the past for all of you that loved the 80's

*que Airwolf theme song*

The crowd goes wild as Airwolf does a few passes with guns blazing (blanks of course). Next thing you know, something goes wrong and a black and white fireball with blades of cutty death just smashes into a bleacher full of people.

I'm sure if that ever did happen, people would hate Airwolf for all time.

*ONEZ*

[Capn Spanky]

Fine, I'll try again...
1. Teach your friends Marvel.
2. Record the drama that goes on in the Marvel Community.
3. Sell it as a soap opera.
4. Make a witty name for your Soap Opera (Incorporate marvel terms such as "Mango Sentinel" "Snap back" "Assist" "Money Match" and "ROM")
5. Make money.

I know these plans don't seem like they'll come to fruition, but I want a chopper.

[DaDesiCanadian]

Airwolf was the only chopper with it's own fucking parachute. Not a parachute for the occupants, but for the ENTIRE HELICOPTER. I would buy that shit SO HORD if I had the money, and if the theme song played everytime I took off.

[OmNiExiZt]

Fine, I'll try again...
1. Teach your friends Marvel.
2. Record the drama that goes on in the Marvel Community.
3. Sell it as a soap opera.
4. Make a witty name for your Soap Opera (Incorporate marvel terms such as "Mango Sentinel" "Snap back" "Assist" "Money Match" and "ROM")
5. Make money.

I know these plans don't seem like they'll come to fruition, but I want a chopper.

Dude I don't have any friends. How the fuck am I supposed to pull that one off to?

Airwolf was the only chopper with it's own fucking parachute. Not a parachute for the occupants, but for the ENTIRE HELICOPTER. I would buy that shit SO HORD if I had the money, and if the theme song played everytime I took off.

But it does play the theme song. When you go the add on ebay, close your eyes and listen with your heart. Can't you hear it?:rock:

*ONEZ*

[DaDesiCanadian]

But it does play the theme song. When you go the add on ebay, close your eyes and listen with your heart. Can't you hear it?:rock:

*ONEZ*

It does!! :looney:

I just googled. and the real Airwolf DID crash and kill 3 people... even though it was an air ambulance. Christ.

[OmNiExiZt]

It does!! :looney:

I just googled. and the real Airwolf DID crash and kill 3 people... even though it was an air ambulance. Christ.

I think you just ruined the vision I had earlier and it's not so funny anymore. But let me get this straight. Did it crash on 3 people and kill them or did it crash with 3 people riding in it and they died? Only one of those is funny, choose the answer as if your life depended on it Persian.

*ONEZ*

[Capn Spanky]

Dude I don't have any friends. How the fuck am I supposed to pull that one off to?



This is a problem. Just imagine how many friends you'll have with Airwolf! Get a loan to buy the chopper, THEN use my Money Making scheme. Or, open up a chopper tour business. :tup:

[Starhammer]

So, who want's put in with me to buy a sweet supersonic attack helicopter? Think about it, you could terrorize people, kill your enemies, pick up chicks and fly this bitch to every single EVO event. Well worth the money if you ask me.:looney:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Airwolf-Helicopter-Replica_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ18836QQihZ014QQ itemZ330234658865QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW

*ONEZ*

AW SHIET!!! :wow: hell yes I would snatch that shit up with the blinding quickness!!! fly to EVO? I wouldn't stop there. you just wouldn't know WHERE I'd pop up next. :rock: Evo, the mall, random military base, isle 5 of your supermarket, ain't nowhere safe if I'm the pilot.

-Starhammer-