The worst things in which you have ever found amusement

[DaDesiCanadian]

What are terrible things you have found funny? Maybe you didn't express it by laughing or smiling, but inside, you know you found it funny, and you realized you were a terrible person? :rofl:

For me, it definitely has to be when I was reading about the nuclear bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and actually laughed out loud when I read "A lot of survivors from Hiroshima made their way to Nagasaki, only to be bombed again."

:rofl::shake::rofl::shake:

[Reveal]

Hehe, pretty funny quote.
Mostly, half the comments at SRK always make me laugh. Like the guy that cooked his ex GF on a grill and ate her or something, and some SRK member comes into the thread and says "That's what she gets for getting up in his grill!"
Too good. lol

[orochizoolander]

I laughed at a skit from a guy on comicview once :sad:

His name was alfred thompson or something like that anyways he was parodying cribs by hyping the camera up before he showed his ride in his garage and when he got to it it was a pony on a treadmill hooked up to some kind of engine. Then he said "that's real horsepower son!" and then my friends and I lol'ed for a good minute and lol'ed even more when shawn kemp appeared from the garage door in the house saying "nigga what did I tell you bout steppin on my property?":rofl:

[draculid]

my worst would require some serious reflection because i find a lot of fucked up shit funny, but not more than 10 minutes ago i laughed hella hard at an old ass man walkin uphill, lookin like he was about to die

[The Epidemic]

I love watchin ppl trip and bust their ass in public...shit is funny as hell to me.

-One time i was playing basketball...and this dude dunked and he tried to mouunt the rim like spyder and then the rim just snapped from his weight and he fell on his back...shit was funny as fuck. He was unconscious for like 10 minutes :lol:

-Oh yea..i seen this dude trying to cross the street downtown right b4 lunchtime only to be hit by a taxi...he didnt die so it was ok to laugh.

[DarthTrey]

I was watching the original Faces of Death, and the Animal Control Officer getting ganked by the alligator he was trying to relocate had me laughing for a good 10 minutes....

[Hoonyo]

What are terrible things you have found funny? Maybe you didn't express it by laughing or smiling, but inside, you know you found it funny, and you realized you were a terrible person? :rofl:

For me, it definitely has to be when I was reading about the nuclear bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and actually laughed out loud when I read "A lot of survivors from Hiroshima made their way to Nagasaki, only to be bombed again."

:rofl::shake::rofl::shake:I laughed after I finished reading this post so... probably this.

[goodm0urning]

What are terrible things you have found funny?Probably sentences that end in prepositions.

And that early scene in Schindler's List when the Polish Jews are being relocated into ghettos, and one man rants to his wife, "How could it possibly be worse?"

[Septimus Prime]

I was standing around outside a movie theater once when this kid, maybe about 3 years old, runs up and grabs onto the arm of this dude who was allegedly his uncle and acts like it's a swinging vine. Anyway, Uncle is totally caught by surprise, so he does grab back, and the kid falls and slams the back of his head onto the tile floor. He gets up and starts crying, and Uncle has the big "WTF JUST HAPPENED!? Oh shit" look about his face while the kid's parents start to approach.

I don't know what happened next because I had to get outside to start laughing. :lol:

[Captain Ryu]

I don't really laugh at disaster shit but I'm always laughing at my friends expense. Theres a couple of dudes I just get at all day. This one kid franco I've been friends with for years gets harrased on a daily basis. I call him gayco, fago, colonel gayco, fagarello, frank nose (giant shnoz) fuck if you met the kid you'd laugh. I'm about to start posting up myspaces of friends I make fun of all day.

[Hatred Edge]

I laugh at teen preggies. I just want to rub their tummies and laugh in their faces.

I also laugh at extremely fat people.

[The Epidemic]

oh when ppl fall off their bikes too..that shit is one of the funniest things to me. espcially wen they are going to fast....

[Ferdinandz]

There were these two guys arguing over XBL(heh..) during an UNO game and one guy told the one from NY he should have died in 9/11

It wasn't even that funny but i was drunk and i was laughing my ass off as hard and loud as i possibly could, with the mic basically in my mouth :shake:

XBL does this to you

[Pablo_the_Mex]

So I was riding the bus one day. At a stop, this retarded guy is going to get on. He walks up the steps with a degree of difficulty because of his retarded swag. Well, on the final step reaches for the hand rail to brace himself but completely misses. He starts falling backwards all the way back down to the sidewalk. It was around a 4 foot fall, if not more. Shit looked like it happened in slow motion. It was really hard not to laugh because shit was mad hilarious.

[DaDesiCanadian]

There were these two guys arguing over XBL(heh..) during an UNO game and one guy told the one from NY he should have died in 9/11

It wasn't even that funny but i was drunk and i was laughing my ass off as hard and loud as i possibly could, with the mic basically in my mouth :shake:

XBL does this to you

Wow. I just laughed at that too. :rofl:

[orochizoolander]

oh when ppl fall off their bikes too..that shit is one of the funniest things to me. espcially wen they are going to fast....

like this? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=nzVAx1n1QFw)

[Lobelia Mk. IV]

I was riding my bike home from the doctor and I passed by an abortion clinic. A bunch of bible-wavers were out there, waving their bibles, and this little kid walks up to me and screams "BABIES DIE HERE EVERY DAY!"
I brake as hard as I can so as to make a dramatic SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCHHH on the asphalt. I look at this kid and I say, in my scariest voice, "...what did you just say?"
He looks at me a little funny and says it again. "BABIES DIE HERE EVERY DAY!"
I find myself unable to raise hell and just toss my head back, laughing in the most evil possible way.
The kid looks angry as shit, and I'm turning a few heads now. He's like "This isn't funny, this is real death and real defiance of the Lord!"
I turn my head sharply and say "Good! The world has enough babies being raised by undeserving parents like yours!" I then point to the clinic and say as loudly as I can, "KEEP IT UP! You're fighting the good fight!"
Pedal away like a bat outta hell.

The worst thing about it is that I still don't regret doing it.

[The Epidemic]

like this? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=nzVAx1n1QFw)

yeaa..:lol:

the dude i saw fall was riding a ninja tho...:rofl::rofl:
dude did a flip and when he hit the ground mad dust came up like a cartoon or some shit.

[4Play]

I remember in high school my art teacher was having a breakdown because of the crap she had to put up with regarding us high school students. She was in the middle of the room crying and screaming. She truly was fed up and tired. Yet I couldn't help to find it funny. I struggled not to burst out laughing. Poor lady.

I'm sure there are worse things but this is the only one I can remember at the moment.

[wakigatame]

I found pushing those kids in wheelchairs down the steps in sixth grade to be pretty damn amusing.

[marshun]

Some stand up dude said all burn victims look like they just walk into their own surprise party

[Hellion]

A co-worker got tired of his baby daughter screaming and shit all the time, so when his wife was away he took two fingers and gently pressed against her neck and she gasped because she couldn't breath, and then never cried again.
Most people I re-tell this story to are shocked, but I'm amused because as the co-worker first told me this story, he had a smug grin on his face. It was almost as if he felt he accomplished something no other dad had with babies, quiet attainment.

Guys cheating all the time and flipping when their girl cheats on them is priceless also.

[DropOff]

Theres probably much more morally wrong things that I've laughed at but this always comes to mind.

Near my friends house there is a fire hall and often we walk past on the way to the store/another persons house or just from being outside and in the vicinity. One day we were walking in a group of about 4 people and we're at the intersection where the fire station is located.

I just happened to glance over at the fire truck pulling up in front when the passenger door swings open and a fire-man just fuckin' eats concrete right out of the cab. Honestly, it looked like he wanted to Sean tackle the ground. As soon as he hit he let out this loud, disgruntled "AH FUCK" and all four of us just cracked up laughing as loud as can be, directly in ear shot.

So we basically just shamelessly laughed at one of our "community heroes" when he actually fell like maybe 7 feet onto his face.

[voodazz]

What are terrible things you have found funny? Maybe you didn't express it by laughing or smiling, but inside, you know you found it funny, and you realized you were a terrible person? :rofl:

For me, it definitely has to be when I was reading about the nuclear bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and actually laughed out loud when I read "A lot of survivors from Hiroshima made their way to Nagasaki, only to be bombed again."

:rofl::shake::rofl::shake:


I too laughed at this quote.

Let's see... I laughed at the people jumping out of the WTC towers. Luckily it was in the privacy of my own home or else I would have probably been beaten to death.

I laughed my nuts off when some random dude, actually picked up and body slammed some loud mouth bitch that slapped him.

I laughed out loud in the theater when Mufasa died in Lion King. I just thought it was ridiculous that he falls a hundred feet, gets trampled by a hundred thousand wildebeests and all he got was a single bent whisker. I still laugh about it.

I laughed when bambi's mom got capped. They were showing bambi in my third grade class for some reason and I just laughed when she got blasted: [dramatic voice]"RUUUNN, BAMBI!" BLAOW!
I actually got sent to the office for that bullshit.

I laughed at my friend as I drove him to the hospital because he cut two of his fingers off with a power saw. Every time he said "Dude! It's not fucking funny! I cut my fucking fingers off!" he would furiously shake the the ice pack containing his severed digits at me. Of course this only made me laugh harder.

I laughed at my friend's 2 year old kid as he fell face first into cow shit. The squeals that kid made were classic!


I had a good laugh when my friend told me she got an abortion. Then I called her a lousy baby killer and laughed some more.

[pherai]

tribute.wmv

[DarthTrey]

tribute.wmv

what be this good sir?

[v1y]

let he is without sin cast the first stone.

the holocaust -- duh!

[Return of Shiki]

Hate to post this again, but it fits here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

[Warpticon]

Adoket!

[Angelic Diablo]

:rofl: DUMBS! :rofl:

[GC!?]

Adorofu Hitoraa in my jrpgs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS_4RvPvTS0

[MadGaffler]

boysnightout in the gas thread. Don't know why this was funny.
- my car ran out of gas...and i didnt have money. so i was asking people for change and shit, i got enough for 2 gallons...i walk back to the car, i tripped and some FUCKING HOW the cap came off and spilled everywhere. i skinned my knee and my chin. fuck my life

[TheDarkPhoenix]

oh when ppl fall off their bikes too..that shit is one of the funniest things to me. espcially wen they are going to fast....

lol that is always a good laugh for me. Also anytime someone bumps there head and there head bounces:rofl:

[TheSix]

You know those crosswalks that don't have any lights? I guess they are courtesy crosswalks. People try to cross hoping that the cars will stop for them.

....no. Half the time most cars don't, so they end up running across the street for their lives. For some reason this shit is mad funny.

+1 for falls off bikes

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Black parents threatening their kids in the store.

"Nigga keep crying. Keep crying. Alright where mah goddamn belt at!"

And then you notice all the other people looking at the parent like he/she is crazy. Again, this shit is just funny. Don't know why.

[pherai]

what be this good sir?

Google it. Should be first youtube result :looney:

[DarthTrey]

Google it. Should be first youtube result :looney:

wow lol


I giggled

[BunnyHead]

When Michelle from Destiny's Child fell during the 106&Park performance
I felt so bad for her and I was so mad at Beyonce and Kelly for just looking at her and then ignoring her...but it was too funny.

[Vynce]

I routinely compare fictional things and events to the "so-called 'holocaust.'"

More often, I joke about this or that random hot girl spending the last days of her life in my hatch-back, or vowing to ensure they "never smile like that again."

[Ne0phyte]

I routinely compare fictional things and events to the "so-called 'holocaust.'"

More often, I joke about this or that random hot girl spending the last days of her life in my hatch-back, or vowing to ensure they "never smile like that again."
:lol:

In 8th grade my best friend (a girl) got slapped in the face by a guy in public. Everyone, including myself, was laughing really hard at her. She didn't even deserve it - it was just hilarious.

[Tigerboi]

"What do black people and apples have in common?"

"?"

"They both hang from trees."

^made me lol so hard.

[SIMPLY_HUGO]

my life oooh!! emo emo emo!!


Na id have to go with barney..shit ruined me from 3-5
You know those crosswalks that don't have any lights? I guess they are courtesy crosswalks. People try to cross hoping that the cars will stop for them.

....no. Half the time most cars don't, so they end up running across the street for their lives. For some reason this shit is mad funny.

+1 for falls off bikes

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Black parents threatening their kids in the store.

"Nigga keep crying. Keep crying. Alright where mah goddamn belt at!"

And then you notice all the other people looking at the parent like he/she is crazy. Again, this shit is just funny. Don't know why.

LMFAO agree on all parts.

[RaishinX]

This entire thread.

-There was an apparent car accident at my old job and as me and a friend were leaving we spot a mangled wheelchair.

Me: I wonder if he broke his legs...

-Speaking of wheelchairs, back when me and my friends used to eat at Pizza Hut regularly, we saw this guy in what appeared to be a "HoverRound" (highspeed wheelchair). And this guy's balding and his head is titled and he's got this whole Stephen Hawking thing going for him. We fucked laughed HARD. We've seen him multiple times and never fail to laugh.

-I used to make jokes about a retarded guy with a huge head driving a car. He'd use his head to move the steering wheel with this shit-eating grin on his face.

I am so thankful that I can/do laugh at everything. I think I'm happier as a result

[gridman]

I saw a 5 year old walking out of stop and shop with a loose shoe and trip over the space between the inclined walk path and the road and the shoe went flying and he landed flat on his face. hilarious cause you heard the SMACK as he hit the ground.

[GC!?]

I laugh at people who get really pissed when something in a vending machine doesn't come out and they start shaking and beating the crap out of the machine.

Its never funny when it happens to you though :(

[HeaT]

people busting ass on a treadmill is rediculous funny to me hahahaha...

im outi

Roberth

[DarthTrey]

not the worst thing ever but god damn is it funny

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1815237

[The Epidemic]

I laugh at people who get really pissed when something in a vending machine doesn't come out and they start shaking and beating the crap out of the machine.

Its never funny when it happens to you though :(

yes that is fuckin funny...:rofl::rofl:

or when someone gets splash damage from ppl driving too fast in the rain while they are walking.

[Dwin]

I laugh when women are killed..............huh.

[Mr.Noodle]

yes that is fuckin funny...:rofl::rofl:

or when someone gets splash damage from ppl driving too fast in the rain while they are walking.

That shit ain't funny when it happens to you :annoy:. It happened twice to me this year(with snow), but I just chuckle after.

[Million]

I have always had no shame in what I found funny...no matter how awful it is. Here's the rundown:

-most things on Rescue, 911 This was one of the funniest shows....legends include that kid who blew off a chunk of his hand with an M80, 2 boys who set themselves on fire, a girl who fell off a hotel balcony onto the concrete next to a pool,etc.

-a guy I knew in high school...they called him Chickenbone...this guy beat the living shit out of a fat cheerleader in art class one time. I still hate that I didn't have a videocamera that day. I was struggling to hold in the laughs, because I knew her and she was a fairly nice person and all that(*but ugly...nope, I would NOT have hit that unless she paid me) She was sitting down, and he had one hand on her collar or something, and kept leaning back and throwing all his energy into hard rights....directly into her face. The teacher didn't know what to do...she pushed that little button by the door to call the principal. Every time this memory has come back to me, I laugh for a long time. She couldn't do much of anything but try to shield her face...unsuccessfully. You had to see this for yourself...it was amazing....and fuckin hysterical.

-fat people.....fat people doing anything is usually funny. Imagine a person that is at least 425 lbs. doing that "Typewriter" dance like Hammer...complete with the genie pants. Imagine an obese person "speedwalking" at the Olympics. Imagine an obese person falling down a spiral staircase.....now, I dare you not to laugh as these and other things involving fatties come to mind. haha...what about a 275 pound woman riding a giraffe like a horse? ...or a morbidly obese person literally rolling down a hill with no clothes on..

-people falling down stairs....this is always good to me.

-People choking.---eh, kind of low-tier though...not quite as good as the others, but still funny depending on how the person looks.

-the visual of someone suffocating because a clear plastic bag has been pulled tight over their head....it gets me every time.

-The "Faces of Death" series. Here is one of the best ones...
.. A college guy bungee jumped off the side of a building....which seems stupid, because wouldn't you bounce back and hit or scrape against the side of the building? Anyway, it seemed like one of the fake ones, but the story was that he had too much slack. This is because they figured a 13th floor that wasn't there when calculating the distance and necessary length of the cord....so instead of a normal bungee jump, you see this dude just go straight into the ground. I'm cracking up now just remembering this.

-people on fire. This is non-stop comedy, all the time. I even laughed at footage of myself when I was on fire that time back in high school (*alcohol fire. I posted about this and so much more in the legendary SRK Crazy Stories! thread.)

-people getting attacked by animals. I could watch stuff like "When Animals Attack" all day long.

-rodeo accidents...like guys getting trampled or slammed into the railing, or dragged and slung around like a rag doll.

----There was one clip of HBO's "Shocking Video", where a dude punched a guy with TYSON KO power. The guy was instantly KO right there on the sidewalk. To add insult to injury, he then took a piss on the dude's face....all while the other dude that was filming it ws laughing his ass off. This was quality entertainment. I loved every minute of it.

-Skateboarding tricks gone horribly wrong---this is probably the most hilarious to me....it's better than everyhing, just about...possibly tied with "people on fire" for what I think is the funniest "we shouldn't be laughing at that" type of situation. I have just about all of mtv's "Scarred" episodes recorded, and I must say...it's been a long time since I laughed that hard at something. There was a black guy(?!?!?!) that bust his ASSHOLE on a stair rail.....he literally tore his ass open, as he bounced off the edge of the rail, then rolled forward to hit his back on a pole. The visual and his "OH MY GOD, DUDE!" reaction killed me. I was laughing for hours at this. Why did mtv stop showing this stuff!? I could watch terrible "sk8tr" accidents forever. It could be 40 years from now and this shit will still be funny to me....guys literally busting their nutsack open on a rail, or smashing face-first into a wall or a sidewalk, or having their heads bounce on the street, etc. This is golden comedy.

[Hellion]

1001 ways to die.

Co-worker was telling me about how one guy didn't secure the power to those huge dryers, and went inside to work on it. He triggered it somehow and it sealed itself and started spinning and warming up.
It was about 200 degrees inside, and spinning incredibly fast.
We had much to say on the matter, but imagine the guy screaming as it spun, knocking him senseless, and as it got hotter and hotter inside, his screaming began to wane, and eventually he passes out and sizzles.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
20 seconds later
"uhhhhhh...ahhhhhhhh, heeellp!!" *pounds* "soome boody heelp meee...."
20 seconds later
"sizzle"

"Shake n Bake"


...

A guy died here at work, was cut in half running up a stairway and tried to cut in front of a moving portal gantry leg crane. His clothes or whatever got caught on something and the crane was deceptively fast, so it cut him in half across the midsection.

We joked about that too.
Many of 'em, mostly in the manner we did, but one was looking at the good and bad of the situation itself:
The bad side, he got cut in half and died.
The good side? You don't have to worry about greasing the tracks.

Another, the roach coaches at lunch were having a 50% off deal in honor of the recently departed.

Me?
I said, he robably wasn't even thinking about his wife and kids.
He was probably in so much shock, that he imagined that he should be in pain, but could only reach for his legs and go "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" before blacking out.

...

Lives are a dime a dozen.
I think I made some stupid glib remark about that earthquake in China recently.
In response to the 8000+ dead: "That'll learn 'em to have the Olympics there," or some such.

There's plenty to laugh about in the world, I think it's the dark humor or irony as they call it. I forgot which.

[TheDarkPhoenix]

to this day this still make me LOL
orig

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kChDiQVAAE&feature=related
sF2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGeYgtQZa1o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOOaDEyavMw&feature=related

and MK ver
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksm5uiG4dwQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtIuh38JmcI&NR=1


I know I shouldn't laugh but.....:rofl::rofl:

[The Epidemic]

to this day this still make me LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGeYgtQZa1o

and MK ver
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksm5uiG4dwQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtIuh38JmcI&NR=1


I know I shouldn't laugh but.....:rofl::rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

OMFG!!! I never seen that shit b4!! i almost pissed myself the sound effects are so fuckin funny. +++repped

the sf2 one is too fuckin funny i cant stop laughing:rofl:

[Military Jesus]

I laugh at how powerful yellow fever is.

I was watching Excorcist one day when the thought of an asian chick crossed my mind. The two thoughts fused and surprisingly, I ended up getting really fucking horny at the thought of fucking the possessed asian.

To this day, I still from time to time, get off on it.

[The Epidemic]

yo Phoenix the hurrican kick one i fuckin funny too :rofl:

asshole vs. baby!! :rofl:

im sorry i cant get over this shit i never seen these vids b4

[fistoftheryustar]

its always people getting extremely hurt in odd or coincidental ways. its that same feeling like how you laugh at the SF baby getting kicked by the dancer. just things like that when someone gets really hurt in some coincidental way

[TheSix]

I just got out of a game of Warcraft with a guy named "EarthquakeChina".

I LOL'ed. Hard.

[marshun]

Kenshiro's Cat

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cb0feM6imXE

[fistoftheryustar]

Kenshiro's Cat

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cb0feM6imXE

that is one of my favorite. sure i dont laugh as crazy as i did the first time, but yeah first time i saw that it was all this greatness.




there was an episode of viva la bam that made me laugh til my tears came out. basically they told one loser friend that they would film a skit of him playing pinata with a beehive, but it would have digitally added bees.

they blindfolded him and dropped in a real active beehive. he wacked that shit open and an angry colony of bees came on to his body and stung the shit out of him. he got some bees stuck in his hair

it was a great moment.

[MagnetiX]

Well, it happened to me, but when I was in a public restroom, I farted and the asshole in the next stall started laughing. Now that I look back, it was pretty fucking hilarious.

OR LOL - When my school principle fell on his ass cuz he was rocking the chair back and forth outside...dood fell in the fucking mud. Shit was too fucking hilarious.

[Syxx573]

Some fat girl fell while we were waiting in line at a convention yesterday. And all I could think about was in family guy when peter falls down and he goes like fffff ahhhhh ffffff ahhhhh ffffff ahhhh for like 2 minutes

[Military Jesus]

I laugh at my rival corrupt brother for wasting 12 years at a community college wasting his money, my mothers money, my other brothers money, and my sisters money because he just wanted to party, all the while my family somehow never questioned this very fact.

Also he moved to a white suburbia thinking that he can mack on the superior white populous of females, despite being third world looking, though he is somewhat handsome.

Last I heard about him, he seemed to be very depressed :encore:

[g3nshir0_]

i used to go to rotten.com and ogrish and look at all the pictures and videos. I didn't flinch or anything since I have a disgusting amount of mental strength and I'm not squeamish

I mean it was for entertainment

[ckrazy]

I saw a homeless bum fighting a fat fuck with a midget in the mix trying to break shit up. I have never laugh so hard in my life, You see some weird ass shit being in downtown Seattle at odd times :rofl:

[Dhalsimowns]

I was drunk tonight (am) and this gril was drunk too, and passed out on me in my friends minivan in the back seat. I already held her hair to throw up, carried her in the damn van, and held her head on the side of the highway as she threwq up AGAIN, and then she all flaunts and sprawls over me.

So we I get to feelin and touchin, and I KNOW she like its cause I do it for 30 min and she sprawed all ove rme in teh first place. Then I tell my friend drivin,

" IAM GOING TO HELP HER BACK IN HER APT AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHINGS OK!!"

Then he walks in with to her room and she sprawls out on her side with herclothes still on. AND HE:S FUCKIN IN THE ROOM TOO!! GTFO!!

So whatever, nothing happenes, we walk out, and close the doo. WTF!! FUCK!
This was 10 min so I could be gettin laid right now. WTF!!

Anyway its amuzing cause he doesnt know better being a valiant guy with 3 months gf experience that he has. It was his friend from the dorms back when who he doesnt see much but still, THANKS BUDYY!!! wtf

we need a blue balls thread FUCK

[uknowuwishuwereme]

This like a few weeks after the Virginia Tech incident. So me and my friends were just hanging out, discussing how good CvS2 scenes were at certain campuses. Then one of them mentioned that he heard that there was a scene at VTech. Then he said the thing pretty much died down after the shooting. Then he was like, "Yeah, the guy went on a killing rampage because he was getting owned at CvS2." We all just started cracking up as he was role playing as the guy, spraying an air machine gun(as in air guitar) saying crap like "Roll cancel is cheap!" and "This is what you get for beasting me."

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ckrazy]

I was drunk tonight (am) and this gril was drunk too, and passed out on me in my friends minivan in the back seat. I already held her hair to throw up, carried her in the damn van, and held her head on the side of the highway as she threwq up AGAIN, and then she all flaunts and sprawls over me.

So we I get to feelin and touchin, and I KNOW she like its cause I do it for 30 min and she sprawed all ove rme in teh first place. Then I tell my friend drivin,

" IAM GOING TO HELP HER BACK IN HER APT AND MAKE SURE EVERYTHINGS OK!!"

Then he walks in with to her room and she sprawls out on her side with herclothes still on. AND HE:S FUCKIN IN THE ROOM TOO!! GTFO!!

So whatever, nothing happenes, we walk out, and close the doo. WTF!! FUCK!
This was 10 min so I could be gettin laid right now. WTF!!

Anyway its amuzing cause he doesnt know better being a valiant guy with 3 months gf experience that he has. It was his friend from the dorms back when who he doesnt see much but still, THANKS BUDYY!!! wtf

we need a blue balls thread FUCK


Nigga your story has to do with this the thread you fucking drunk monkey.

[Hatred Edge]

to this day this still make me LOL
orig

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kChDiQVAAE&feature=related
sF2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGeYgtQZa1o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOOaDEyavMw&feature=related

and MK ver
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksm5uiG4dwQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtIuh38JmcI&NR=1


I know I shouldn't laugh but.....:rofl::rofl:
Oh man.:rofl: I love these vidoes! The SF2 version is my favorite.

[Will Gotti]

- Last night I worked at a party in Beverly Hills and a couple of celebrities were there. David Faustino walked by me like he was a little hardass and I started laughing cause he was shorter than me and I'm short. He just sorta looked at me and squeezed his lips back.

- In college I was sitting with my financial aid counselor. A flood had devastated the county and we were talking about it. She asked me what I thought and I facetiously said "I'm kinda glad it happened because I had a couple days off for needed rest and drinking time." Mind you, people lost property, I think a few fatalities occurred and I didn't mean it in a selfish malicious way but it came across to her that way. It was one of those things where I didn't think about the double meaning behind my words. She got pissed at me and went off on a tirade and I started cracking up at her overzealous lecture. My good friend was standing there trying to keep his composure as well.

- Also back in college I was chatting with some of career counselors and another employee walked in. I told her "Hey you remind me of Barbra Streisand." I said it as a compliment, but she took it as a Jewish insult. I was like ????? :wtf: how so???? She went off about because of the holocaust Jews have a smaller gene pool, blah, blah, blah. The other counselors were telling her I meant it as a compliment but she wasn't having it. She said to me "Now look here mister..." and I started laughing because she actually said look here mister.

[Hatred Edge]

Damn Gotti. You just laugh in anyone's face don't you?:rofl:

[Will Gotti]

:u: Not really, I don't laugh in their faces. I kinda turn away. I don't laugh to be mean like some people do just to be a jackass. I laughed at David F. because he had this little munchkin swagger going on with his black t-shirt, jeans, white belt and shit and I couldn't resist. Plus when he walked by me he was at least a full 2 or 3 inches shorter. Nigga you'd have laughed too.

As for the other two instances, they were just jabbering on and the way they were saying stuff and their facial expressions/mannerisms just busted me up. I saw Benji Madden last night with Paris Hilton and she was taller than him. I think he's about my height. I laughed at that too :rofl: I've seen Paris a couple of times and she'd be standing right next to me. I just started laughing to myself cause she'd seem to be in her own little world and my coworkers would be like :wtf: and start smirking cause they know I can be a clown sometimes.

[Hatred Edge]

Paris Hilton is a fishbowl. And do I find David to a great person to laugh at.:rofl:

Can't believe he did some rap music. Let's never speak of that.....

[Luciano Leone]

-Animal attacks clock in at number ONE always. Especially tigers and stingrays.
-Bus crashes (especially south american school bus crashes).. skate crashes and bike crashes come awful close. Some dude around here ran into a (stopped) bus on his longboard and died.
-Morbidly obese people that wear yellow or orange because they either look like the sun, or basketballs respectively.
-Myspace "suicides"
-Hitch hikers and the "plight" of the homeless.. HA!
-Teen pregnancy, accidental children having accidental children (ie Jamie Lynn Spears)
-Christian rock
-Cody Lane, the blue room (I seriously could not stop laughing)

[Will Gotti]

-Morbidly obese people that wear yellow or orange because they either look like the sun, or basketballs respectively.


:rofl:

-Myspace "suicides"

I laugh at these too because it's like are you fucking serious. It's fucking Myspace who cares?

But yea I laugh at grown men, mainly celebrities who are shorter than me because they think their swag is so tight. Mainly the young seemingly "into themselves type ones." I'm saying to myself, "bitch please." I'm about 5'6 and just winging it hustling and they think they're kings of the world standing at 5'2. I have yet to stand next to Danny Devito and put my fists on my hips and look off into the sky and laugh.

[Million]

...oh yeah, and does every obese woman(especially black obese women) out there always have an all-purple outfit? Do they LIKE being on the receiving end of so many "Barney the dinosaur" comparisons/jokes?

There's a grotesquely fat woman that works at another department here....it cracks me up every time I just see her walking to or from the car. Of course she always parks in a handicap spot. She's one of those people that's so fat...you'd think "Whoah...she can still walk!" Even on the short trip from the handicap spot to the building, you just know she's already tired. The best thing is to see how the car reacts to her sitting down....it violently shakes around like it can barely support all that.

Movies:
-Final Destination....the bus scene. I dare anyone to say that's not funny. The broad got slammed by that bus at full speed. The rest of the folks in the theater were probably annoyed at how long my friend and I laughed at this.

-Titanic ---people bouncing off parts of the boat when it went vertical.

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When Animals Attack---anyone else remember the clip of a guy trying to brand a horse? That horse kicked the hell out of him with the hind legs.....it was classic.

There was also a clip from a horse race/jump event where the jockey fell off but was still hung up on the saddle or something by 1 leg....the horse continued the race with the guy being dragged all the way. It was great when the horse still made the jumps with that guy just getting yanked around like a ragdoll....slamming and bouncing back into the ground once he sails over the rails with the horse....I wish I could've seen this live.

The running of the bulls usually provides great comedy too, especially due to how foolish such an even is in the first place....it's like there's a certain satisfaction when you see the bulls toss around or trample some of those people. I love it.

[Kromo]

Watching world vision while baked, listening to how a dictatorship regime had ruined this family's lives by murdering the father and forcing them out of their homes into abject poverty. My thoughts "Man, that guy really made them sad" I found that hilarious at the time.

[valaris]

Lives are a dime a dozen.
I think I made some stupid glib remark about that earthquake in China recently.
In response to the 8000+ dead: "That'll learn 'em to have the Olympics there," or some such.

There's plenty to laugh about in the world, I think it's the dark humor or irony as they call it. I forgot which.

I made way too many "I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if thousands of voices cried out in agony...and they were extinguished" after the earthquake. I'm a terrible person.

[Military Jesus]

I was working at Popeye's around the age of 19. One day, in came walking two caucasion paramedics. While waiting in line, both of them started talking about ******* probably in response to me since I was the darkest one working and in the store. They were talking in medium volume so anyone near the proximity of 10 feet could here them. Not surprising at all that no one said anything. At that time, I was still just a scrawny little guy plus at that time, it was hard for me to get any job so I kept my mouth shut. I guess I coulda done something but too bad I was too lazy and didn't care much.

Until later, I was reminicing about this situation, I slapped myself silly.

2 paramedics, both racist.... umm whoops.

[Luciano Leone]

What the fuck does that have to do with the point of this thread? Is there even a point to that?

[Military Jesus]

Who me?

If you're talking about me, I'll call you illiterate and pray for you.

[Hatred Edge]

So you found two racist paramedics to be funny
Or was it two racist paramedics coming to Popeyes where certain people like to make stereotypes?

[Military Jesus]

Well no really, I'm just following the trend of heartless losers that seem to plague the majority of the internet and in real life.

Besides, there are worst things mentioned in this thread.

[Nairdas]

I love watchin ppl trip and bust their ass in public...shit is funny as hell to me.

I laugh at that shit too. Especially when they're kinda big and the ground shakes when they fall. That shit has me crying everytime.

Another terrible thing I laugh at is domestic violence. I blame it on 4chan though. They had this thread of Naruto beating on Hinata for whatever reasons. Shit was beyond funny. Now when ever someone talk about wife beating I think of that and just start busting out laughing.

[felineki]

I laughed at the people jumping out of the WTC towers.I laughed at a photo of someone falling out of the WTC that someone doctored. They rotated it 90 degrees so that it looked like he was flying horizontally, then pasted the Big Core from Gradius in front of him like he was fighting it. Awful, but the sheer absurdity of it was too funny.

[DaDesiCanadian]

Well no really, I'm just following the trend of heartless losers that seem to plague the majority of the internet and in real life.

Besides, there are worst things mentioned in this thread.

Sep/RC/Koop/Wiz, why are you guys sleeping? This dude has trolled like every thread.

[Satomiblood]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRzygWBe5MY