From what direction do you wipe your ass?

[rush down]

So recently I discovered there are some mutants among us...

People that wipe their ass from behind... Turns out a large number of people actually reach back and wipe their asses from behind. So I just wanna make a poll and see how this is distributed.

Obviously, I'm a down front wiper. I always assumed it was common to just scoop everything up to one side, and go in from the front.

Poll it.

[P@nToM]

what the hell, you wipe from the front?

that's whacked.

[scum gale 88]

I usually wipe my ass from the ass end, otherwise I just smush my junk around with toilet paper.

[rush down]

I usually wipe my ass from the ass end, otherwise I just smush my junk around with toilet paper.

So you like put toilet paper in your butt cheeks and wiggle around or something?

[DaDesiCanadian]

Thread has been done like 10 times already...

Also, front wiping is retarded.

[rush down]

Ah sorry if this thread has been done. I just dont understand back wiping and wanted to see how common it was.

[Hellion]

Where's the left to right option?

[ThePurpleBunny]

Why are you even bothering with wiping? You live in the country where bowls shoot water jets up your ass. I thought they eliminated toilet paper by now.

[rush down]

Why are you even bothering with wiping? You live in the country where bowls shoot water jets up your ass. I thought they eliminated toilet paper by now.

I have friends that love the assshooter, but I'm not a fan. I'm never ready for it, even if I know its coming. Also, something about it makes me laugh. Its kinda like getting tickled... via anus.

[OrangeCat]

I love to rush down when I wipe my ass. HO HO HO CAUGHT WHAT I DID THERE?

OC

[Million]

I'm still amazed there are people...in the 21st century....who reach thru from the front side. Someone left the portal open in the Technodrome and they snuck in from Dimension X, cuz there's no way these are regular humans.

[Monte]

shoulda made the poll public so we can know who those penis-less front wipers are.

[scum gale 88]

I'm still amazed there are people...in the 21st century....who reach thru from the front side. Someone left the portal open in the Technodrome and they snuck in from Dimension X, cuz there's no way these are regular humans.

youre awesome.

I wonder where krang wipes:hitit:

[igotalottastuff]

Why are you even bothering with wiping? You live in the country where bowls shoot water jets up your ass. I thought they eliminated toilet paper by now.

That shit doesn't even clean ur butt. Anyone who solely relies on the water jet will make their butt buddy pissed.

[EvilSamurai]

From the back. You don't want to get shit in your whilly.

[MagnetiX]

Wtf. You wipe from the FRONT? Dood, that's just disgusting. One simple mess up and you've got shit on your balls, and if something startled you during that time, the toilet paper will get on your dick. YOU'VE GOT A SHIT DICK

[rush down]

Wtf. You wipe from the FRONT? Dood, that's just disgusting. One simple mess up and you've got shit on your balls, and if something startled you during that time, the toilet paper will get on your dick. YOU'VE GOT A SHIT DICK

Thats why you gotta grab your cock and balls and kinda move'm to the side. Been doing it for as long as I can remember and never a shit on my dick incident once.

Also, if you front wipe you don't have to move around or get up. If you back or side wipe, you got to stand up or something to get at your anus. And when you stand up your cheeks come together and the poo gets and pressed between your cheeks.

Front wiper till I D.I.E.

[fistoftheryustar]

From my ass on to this thread.

[DaDesiCanadian]

Also, if you front wipe you don't have to move around or get up. If you back or side wipe, you got to stand up or something to get at your anus. And when you stand up your cheeks come together and the poo gets and pressed between your cheeks.



lol what? :confused:

[P@nToM]

Thats why you gotta grab your cock and balls and kinda move'm to the side. Been doing it for as long as I can remember and never a shit on my dick incident once.

Also, if you front wipe you don't have to move around or get up. If you back or side wipe, you got to stand up or something to get at your anus. And when you stand up your cheeks come together and the poo gets and pressed between your cheeks.

Front wiper till I D.I.E.

Now you gotta grab and move your cock & balls each time you wipe, you are a rare breed.

[rush down]

lol what? :confused:

So you just slide forward or something and reach your hand back in the small crack? If I slide forward I'm pretty sure my dick is going to touch front part of the bowl.

[The Epidemic]

:wtf:

[DaDesiCanadian]

So you just slide forward or something and reach your hand back in the small crack? If I slide forward I'm pretty sure my dick is going to touch front part of the bowl.

Dude, this is not rocket science. Back wiping is not a Herculean effort. It's not that hard. Seriously. And way less complicated than front.

[Alzarath]

Wow, 2nd time I misclicked a poll.

AWESOME!

Anyway, I wipe away from the crotch. WTF does otherwise?!

[TheSix]

My toilet has a "clean ass and dry" function. It purposely shoots toilet water on your ass and then, once the AI has determined that all is clean, it has an auto-vac that dry's the bottom.

All while you sit down!

Where is the option for a utility like this?

[EvilSamurai]

My toilet has a "clean ass and dry" function. It purposely shoots toilet water on your ass and then, once the AI has determined that all is clean, it has an auto-vac that dry's the bottom.

All while you sit down!

Where is the option for a utility like this?

Your toilet also functions as a bidet. Anyway. toilet water on your ass is gross. You want a bidet that shoots heated Evian onto your ass and has several adjustable settings. Only then will you truly be balling.

[Monte]

howcome nobody has posted the diagram yet?

[-=KOH=-]

How do you wipe from the back, I don't get it, first of all, it takes more effort, you could possibly lay your sack on the seat, to get in there, and thirdly how do you check to see if you got it all, do you swing your arm around, accidentally get some on your shirt and shit?

Girls wipe from the back, guys wipe from the front, at least when it comes to the number two.

It's not hard to grab a hold of your junk, move it and or protect it with your hand from poop, you risk the unseen when you wipe from the back, nuff said.

[skizm]

how does wiping from the front help you see your ass

[DaDesiCanadian]

Seriously. The poll results say it all.

[-=KOH=-]

The poll is a Lie, I bet there a lot of people too scared to admit that they wipe from the front.

[Monte]

you know when you got everything from wiping from the back when the paper doesn't come out brown anymore.

[-=KOH=-]

you know when you got everything from wiping from the back when the paper doesn't come out brown anymore.

I realize it's the same concept, but isn't there a risk of getting it on your clothes and not knowing it?

Blah.

[thurst]

search function!

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=127836&highlight=underhand

[rush down]

search function!

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=127836&highlight=underhand

Search has never worked for me. Plus I wanted to see the numbers in a poll.

So I actually tried this "back wipe" and it seemed like more of a side/back wipe. I didn't like having to lean forward, risking my dick on the inside of the toilet bowl. The lean was also way too much work when I could just sit there. Also, I didn't like having to reach over one of my ass cheeks to get to the stink pot. And the anatomy is not good for a side wipe in that area. Its clearly an area that needs to be wiped down the crack and none of this side bussiness.

All I'm saying is, try the front wipe.

[TheMaidenMasha]

I voted wrong because i failed to read your post lol , i thought you meant if we wiped from back to front or front to back, not from behind or in front.


so to clarify, from back to front... but from in front, between my legs. If I got up to reach around the back my ass cheeks wouldn't be spread by the toilet seat making it harder and more messy to wipe which would just be inefficient and uncomfortable.


How do I not get shit on my balls... well sir, the shit is only coming from my asshole. I do not have such explosive shits that my entire asscrack and ass is covered in shit. So just a little precise whiping around the asshole gets the job done. Improve your motor skills people!

[scrubydan]

Its clearly an area that needs to be wiped down the crack and none of this side bussiness.

Its clearly that you have no dick, close thread.

[Netology]

side to side,

like asians

:china:

[rush down]

Its clearly that you have no dick, close thread.

Yes, what I said regarding side to side and back to front wiping was clearly insulting. I think its funny how infants take this shit all personally because they are insecure. And none of this "close thread" shit as if you said something half witty.

[Tanner]

by front do you mean reaching between the legs? and by back do you mean reaching around and wiping?

[epp1e]

I wipe behind, cause if I wiped from the front, my penis would be in the way. This is not to say I have a humongous elephant penis. I think any size penis would be an obstruction should you be trying to wipe from the front between your legs. The only people I know who wipe from the front are women.

Edit: After reading your comments, I think my definition of these wipes is different from yours. I'm confused.

[Kix]

Thats why you gotta grab your cock and balls and kinda move'm to the side. Been doing it for as long as I can remember and never a shit on my dick incident once.

Also, if you front wipe you don't have to move around or get up. If you back or side wipe, you got to stand up or something to get at your anus. And when you stand up your cheeks come together and the poo gets and pressed between your cheeks.

Front wiper till I D.I.E.

This is one of the funniest posts I've ever read. Signature material until I realize that's a bad idea.

[skizm]

what's wrong with standing up again?

[ParryPerson.]

Front. I'm not lifting up my ass and working for a simple asswipe.

I want to know what pudding shits you guys have because I never have to worry about getting shit on balls or dick. Wiping from the front can be cleaner than the back. you don't just KEEP WIPING. It's called the WIPE-GRAB. You wipe slightly then pull the thumb to the fingers in a GRAB motion, which gets 90% of the shit in one go.

back wipers = failures.

[Ghostal]

I always wipe from the back.
Honestly, I just don't want my freshly-pissed-from dick rubbing on my arm while I'm wiping, nor do I wanna palm that shit while I wipe. I'd rather just lean to the side, wipe, and be merry. It's just awkward front wiping anyways, you look like a woman wiping after peeing. I can't dig on that.

[DaDesiCanadian]

I realize it's the same concept, but isn't there a risk of getting it on your clothes and not knowing it?

Blah.

No, our motor skills are higher than that of a 2 year olds.

[Raz0r]

The year wouldn't be complete until an ass-wiping thread was created.

Good show.

[megaultrasuper]

I stand up buck ass naked in the bathroom and put one foot on the seat. THEN I proceed to wipe from the back.

[Hatred Edge]

Did that one member post yet?

Y'know.. that one special guy who dug his shit outta his ass because he claimed it was "stuck".

[OJ4]

yo when i read the thread tittle i was weak. so random

[nGuman]

I wipe from the east.

[Will Gotti]

So recently I discovered there are some mutants among us...

People that wipe their ass from behind... Turns out a large number of people actually reach back and wipe their asses from behind. So I just wanna make a poll and see how this is distributed.

Obviously, I'm a down front wiper. I always assumed it was common to just scoop everything up to one side, and go in from the front.

Poll it.

I wipe towards your forehead drawing a shit V on it for peace. Who cares how someone wipes their ass? I just wipe my ass how I wipe my ass until it's clean.

[DEMON_JIM]

From front to back.

-DJ-

[amandainnswooo]

back, so you don't wipe shit into your vagina .. front ewe

[Ghostal]

back, so you don't wipe shit into your vagina .. front ewe

This post made me genuinely lol.
Guys who front wipe, you can learn something from this post, with your shit-coated labia lips.
Fucking disgust me.

[Raz0r]

I wipe from the east.

This was hilarious.

[ocelot_357]

I do both. Several times from the front and several times from the back...no lie.

[Mokura]

I remember I started a thread on something like this a long time ago; maybe there should be an "other" option on that poll. Anyway, I kinda do a circular motion.

[Silentness!]

what the fuck... I knew I shouldn't have clicked on General discussion tonight.
___________

I lost my appetite

[True Grave]

Umm I voted back.

*sigh* Topics like this....only on SRK....only on SRK....