Does this bother you?

[Shinshay]

Okay here's the deal, I know that I'm not the cleanest guy around, but why in the hell do people go to the bathroom and not want to wash their hands afterwards?
I used to be ignorant and thought this was limited to one race (ie. white people), but am well aware that it's anyone.

I go to the bathroom stall and afterwards I make my daily round to the sink to get soap and water, but I'll see someone come in piss and walk right back out. I'll also see someone go piss, come to the sink and run their hands under the water with no soap..WTF?

Next, have you ever gone to the bathroom at work and one of your coworkers starts a conversation with you while going into a stall? I'm like WTF, why in the hell would you want to talk with someone when they are about to take a shit? The last thing that I want to do is discuss if someone received a memo and hear their response as, "umm...fart fart...dookie plop....yeah....sigh of relief."

*This is just random and wanted to share some funny shit*
An excoworker of mine advised that she uses just soap and water when showering. So I just asked out of the blue, "you don't use a washcloth?" She simply said that you don't need one cause bar soap is self cleaning. :lol: Can someone please explain the logic behind that?

[ST Vega]

I use a loofa. It's manly.

[majeh]

am i too old for smearing shit on the walls still??

[igotalottastuff]

I have never, up-to-date, not wash my hands after taking a piss. Even if all I did was pull down my pants and my penis was already targeting the bowl, it's just became natural. I gotta admit though, I rarely use soap after taking a piss.

One time, when I'm taking a shit in a public bathroom at Chinatown, not exactly the cleanest bathroom btw :O. And some old asian guy said to me, "You smell bad, stinky boy." I swear the god, he sounded just like Russell Peter's mocking a chinese guy. How the fuck do I respond to that? Exactly, so I just kept my mouth shut and he left.

[Matman]

A little skin never hurt anybody. I figure there are much, much, much more worse and sickening things people do to their hands and fingers so it's best not to think about it.

Now, hand herpes - that's a problem.

[Muff Daddy]

One time, when I'm taking a shit in a public bathroom at Chinatown, not exactly the cleanest bathroom btw :O. And some old asian guy said to me, "You smell bad, stinky boy."

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/22983521.html

[DietSoap]

I understand that concern, I will if I just had to take a shit... But I don't wanna touch anything in a public bathroom if all I did is aim my dick for a couple seconds.

[Ki Shima]

it's because knowing their cock is touching everyone and everything makes them feel that they belong, like smoking but not so obvious

[Shinshay]

ST Vega: nothing wrong with a loofa. If that's what you like then use that shit. :tup:

Majeh: :lol:

Igotalottafstuff: I'm sorry to say that no matter what you do. If you enter a bathroom and did not use soap AND water before you leave the bathroom then you did not wash your hands.

Matman: true

[valaris]

At work I don't wash my hands if I just go pee. I have hand sanitizer in my office. Fuck that there's construction in the building so there's no way I'm touching the faucet. I can kick the handle to flush and the door. The only thing I do end up touching is my dick, which is one of the cleanest parts of my body.
Once I get back in my office where I know dirty fucking construction workers didn't touch everything, then I'll use the hand sanitizer.

[Snowman]

It bothers me slightly. I mean I admit I don't always soap my hands when I've had a quick pee (that's when I'm either home or FINISHED with work for the day) but whenever I've had to take a dump? Always! Otherwise your hand smells bad.

But I've always seen this one guy come out of a stall (twice now) and he's instantly walked out of the bathroom. Bothers me to think he's out there at the place I work with shit smelling hands. I always give him a disgusted look every time I've passed him (but I don't get too close.. eww)

[Gimpy]

One of my coworkers, who at the time wasn't a coworker but worked in another department, was using the bathroom. I mean he was straight killing the toilet. When i walked in the bathroom it smeeled like 100 monkeys taking a shit and he was grunting. So I go in the stall and piss and we both come out the stalls at the same time. I got to the "working" sink first and he was right next to tme. Looked in the mirror, smiled at me and left. i was there for about 30 seconds with a :wtf: look on my face and i spent a minute washing my hands after that. :rofl:

[Nokato]

Okay here's the deal, I know that I'm not the cleanest guy around, but why in the hell do people go to the bathroom and not want to wash their hands afterwards?
I used to be ignorant and thought this was limited to one race (ie. white people), but am well aware that it's anyone.

I go to the bathroom stall and afterwards I make my daily round to the sink to get soap and water, but I'll see someone come in piss and walk right back out. I'll also see someone go piss, come to the sink and run their hands under the water with no soap..WTF?

Next, have you ever gone to the bathroom at work and one of your coworkers starts a conversation with you while going into a stall? I'm like WTF, why in the hell would you want to talk with someone when they are about to take a shit? The last thing that I want to do is discuss if someone received a memo and hear their response as, "umm...fart fart...dookie plop....yeah....sigh of relief."

*This is just random and wanted to share some funny shit*
An excoworker of mine advised that she uses just soap and water when showering. So I just asked out of the blue, "you don't use a washcloth?" She simply said that you don't need one cause bar soap is self cleaning. :lol: Can someone please explain the logic behind that?


Yeah, I definitely feel you on this--it happens alot too. People will dounce their hands in "holy" water and call it day and walk out like that's normal--and that you're weird for washing your hands.

The worst though is when people decide to have impromptu meetings in the fucking bathroom...I don't get why people are comfortable enough to talk to someone while their dick is in their hand. This boggles my mind completely, but more importantly the combination of people not only talking to each other while using the bathroom--but STANDING SIDE BY SIDE AT NEIGHBORING STALLS! I didn't think shit like that happened--that's some George Michael "Let's go Outside!" type shit.

That and korean people takin shits talking on their cellphones in Koreans...wtf is THAT about?!!!

Rockville is really weird.

Edit: I JUST went to restroom just now--and some Korean dude walked up to the next stall, right next to me AGAIN....

[AcEtUrNeDjOkEr]

Public bathrooms, I ALWAYS use my used handpaper to open the door, just for that reason

[ocelot_357]

I don't pee on my hands. :karate:

[w1r3d]

I only use soap and water when I shower, I didn't know I needed a washcloth or whatever. :/

To answer your question, yes, it bothers me to no end to see ppl do that in public restrooms. I am also greatly annoyed when I go to restrooms with no soap. I try to James Bond it to the women's restroom to see if there's soap if that's the case. But I really really really hate it when I have no other choice but to stay with my hands dirty. I become super conscious of what I touch after that. ;(

[majeh]

Yeah, I definitely feel you on this--it happens alot too. People will dounce their hands in "holy" water and call it day and walk out like that's normal--and that you're weird for washing your hands.

The worst though is when people decide to have impromptu meetings in the fucking bathroom...I don't get why people are comfortable enough to talk to someone while their dick is in their hand. This boggles my mind completely, but more importantly the combination of people not only talking to each other while using the bathroom--but STANDING SIDE BY SIDE AT NEIGHBORING STALLS! I didn't think shit like that happened--that's some George Michael "Let's go Outside!" type shit.

That and korean people takin shits talking on their cellphones in Koreans...wtf is THAT about?!!!

Rockville is really weird.
Edit: I JUST went to restroom just now--and some Korean dude walked up to the next stall, right next to me AGAIN....

i noticed that too. this korean dude walked into a bathroom with a headset on that i couldnt see and pissed next to me. he was talking and i thought he was talking to me so i felt really awkward...

[Alex]

I don't pee on my hands. :karate:

same here. unless you pee on your hands theres no reason to wash them. Its probly even better since you dont touch the faucet or paper towel machine

[El Maniatico]

i dont know about yalls dick, but i keep mine clean enough to eat off of.

if my dick is cleaner than the handle of the spiget, imma just smash out of there, fuck what u think. but if im on the job, yeah imma wash my hands. you are fucked in the head if you dont though. plus it kills time at work.

[R.P.D rookie]

Seeing people do that with #1 not so much because when you think about it, you unbutton your pants, unzip and pull the front part of your boxer short elastic band down to clear your junk so you can go. My hand never touches anything when I go other than my clothes but yes I still wash. Can never be too cleanly for health purposes.

I'm more bothered by people in stalls when I walk in the restroom that stinks to high heaven and then they leave before I do without washing their hands. I always make sure to use the paper towel I dried my hands with to open the door and if that's not present I use my pinky finger, as that's the finger that will never get near the food I eat.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

You know what is gross, a lot of people aim for the the water in the urinal. You ever wear shorts and pissed at full force smack dab in the middle of the urinal? You splash piss water everywhere. Piss on your legs, shoes, and pants. Shit is gross, I always piss to the side and let my shit glide down the sides of the urinal. No splash. It amazes me that people just go full force at the urinal not thinking of the consequences.

[Septimus Prime]

Yeah, I was at work the other day, washing my hands after using the restroom, and then some dude walks out of a stall and then continues right out the door. That's gross, and I remember his face now, so I'm never going to shake his hand.

Also, bathroom talkers make me feel a bit uncomfortable. I don't like talking when I'm doing my business in there. MAYBE if we're both just washing our hands, it's cool, but otherwise not so much.

But regarding washcloths, no, I don't use them. That shit is stupid, and you're just going to rub all the dirt and shit you wash off with it right back onto your body. And then you're probably going to reuse the same washcloth the next day and rub yesterday's grime right back on. Fuck that. Just use your hands and soap them off after every section.

[Adam Warlock]

For those of you who don't wash your hands after pissing, imagine some random guy rubbing his dick on your hand, and your possessions.that's what you're doing to everyone else.

[Gimpy]

I'm sorry people but you need washclothes to wash you ASS with. :lol:

[Captain Ryu]

I'll rub a bar of soap all over my ass and balls without a wash cloth any day of the week.

[Adam Warlock]

But regarding washcloths, no, I don't use them. That shit is stupid, and you're just going to rub all the dirt and shit you wash off with it right back onto your body. And then you're probably going to reuse the same washcloth the next day and rub yesterday's grime right back on. Fuck that. Just use your hands and soap them off after every section.

There's this thing called rinsing. When you wash your car/dishes/windows does the dirt get redeposited? Or do you use your hands for that too? If you're scrubbing your ass with your hands I hope to god you don't bite your fingernails.

[El Maniatico]

There's this thing called rinsing. When you wash your car/dishes/windows does the dirt get redeposited? Or do you use your hands for that too? If you're scrubbing your ass with your hands I hope to god you don't bite your fingernails.

How clean is your dick sir?
(no homo)

[Captain Ryu]

I love the feeling of a fresh bar of soap on my ass.

[Spaceman Spiff!]

You know what is gross, a lot of people aim for the the water in the urinal. You ever wear shorts and pissed at full force smack dab in the middle of the urinal? You splash piss water everywhere. Piss on your legs, shoes, and pants. Shit is gross, I always piss to the side and let my shit glide down the sides of the urinal. No splash. It amazes me that people just go full force at the urinal not thinking of the consequences.

in the UK alot of urinals have a little fly or spider etched in the side of the urinal to give the mind something to aim at, thus not splashing piss everywhere. smart idea, they should do that here.

i noticed that too. this korean dude walked into a bathroom with a headset on that i couldnt see and pissed next to me. he was talking and i thought he was talking to me so i felt really awkward...

i havent been able to explain that all my life, and half my family is korean,:wonder:

that reminds me, when i was little, id hang out with my older brother alot and try to be like him, so when he went to the urinal, id go to a urinal too, and hed push me forward while i was pissing to pick on me, and id always get piss spatter on myself,(:rofl:) so now when i hang out with my older brother and we go to the bathroom in public, i go to a stall and lock it,:rofl::rofl:

:mad:piss spatter!:mad:

[Adam Warlock]

How clean is your dick sir?
(no homo)

That is completely non-no homoable. I'll bet you were fisting yourself when you posted that.

[Koop]

yall dirty....LMFAO

wow... i know to only give yall a head nod at tournaments....

[Nokato]

Yeah, I was at work the other day, washing my hands after using the restroom, and then some dude walks out of a stall and then continues right out the door. That's gross, and I remember his face now, so I'm never going to shake his hand.

Also, bathroom talkers make me feel a bit uncomfortable. I don't like talking when I'm doing my business in there. MAYBE if we're both just washing our hands, it's cool, but otherwise not so much.

But regarding washcloths, no, I don't use them. That shit is stupid, and you're just going to rub all the dirt and shit you wash off with it right back onto your body. And then you're probably going to reuse the same washcloth the next day and rub yesterday's grime right back on. Fuck that. Just use your hands and soap them off after every section.

I would like to think--people are smart enough to buy enough washcloths to actually get through enough days before you have a proper load. Using the same washcloth the next day is really gross.

[Captain Ryu]

I have 2 wash cloths for when i get out of the shower. I just use them as a towel then I put one over my ass and one over my skin hammer. Then I tie a rope around my waist and walk to the kitchen to get grapefruit juice.

[Koop]

i only use a washcloth for my face and my lil spongy thingy for everything else...


NO WONDER TOURNAMENTS BE STINKIN...

[Septimus Prime]

Only black people (and Shin-Mech-Brian) use washcloths. I think it's a cultural thing.

Whenever this thread comes up, here are the results:
Blacks: Washcloth
Whites: Soap xx skin
Asian: Soap xx hands xx skin

And then some douche will always bring up loofahs and shit, and I'd post a picture of a cinderblock and call it a "real man's loofah."

[Adam Warlock]

i only use a washcloth for my face and my lil spongy thingy for everything else...



And then some douche will always bring up loofahs and shit

Damn, Koop, this nigga called you a DOUCHE! FIGHT! FIGHT!

I can't use loofahs because I destroy them. I think I scrub way too hard. BUT I DON'T BE STANKIN'!

[Septimus Prime]

Actually, ST Vega posted it first this time.

[Captain Ryu]

i only use a washcloth for my face and my lil spongy thingy for everything else...


NO WONDER TOURNAMENTS BE STINKIN...

Nah... Those are usually the people that don't shower at all. They walk past and you get a whiff of dragon breath and swamp ass at the same time.

[Gimpy]

Well I use a washcloth and a loofah. I usually take a shower when i go to bed and another when I wake up. The night shower I only use soap and the washcloth and in the morning I use the soap and washcloth first, rinse off and use the loofa with body wash. Loofah w/ Dial's Almond and Soy milk body wash and cocoa butter assist=:tup:. And women love that smell too.

[Koop]

Only black people (and Shin-Mech-Brian) use washcloths. I think it's a cultural thing.

Whenever this thread comes up, here are the results:
Blacks: Washcloth
Whites: Soap xx skin
Asian: Soap xx hands xx skin

And then some douche will always bring up loofahs and shit, and I'd post a picture of a cinderblock and call it a "real man's loofah."

look nicca... i gets my exfoliation(sp?) on an shyt iiiiight...lol.. i was taught to use two wash cloths but a nicca dont have a mass amount of washclothes like moms had... so i got my spongy or whateva thingy ...

either way my azz is clean an i don't be on stink mode... never that...never never that..

washin my hands... people call me paranoid cause i wash my hands twice... i think unreal an ace witnessed it... i wash like i got a problem an i open the door wit a paper towel... paranoid... nah...just some dirty muthafuccaz around.....

[The Epidemic]

i use a linen wash cloth with egyptian silk ruffles for my face.

For my body i use terry cloth washcloths hand-made in Isreal..

also some of you niggas is lying..ive been to enogh tourneys to know that some of you guys dont bathe :lol:

[Koop]

. Loofah w/ Dial's Almond and Soy milk body wash and cocoa butter assist=:tup:. And women love that smell too.

co fuccin sign... also the new lever 2000 joints is beast too... the energize joint too good an the body shop oceanus gel...murder session on the ladies...

[Septimus Prime]

I think, really, it's less about how people shower and more about whether they shower at all.

[Spaceman Spiff!]

old spice bodywash
head and shoulders shampoo
garnier fructis conditioner

:tup:

[Adam Warlock]

i open the door wit a paper towel...

I do the same thing. Why? because I could be walking out after a NIGGA WHO WASHED HIS ASS WITH HIS HAND!

[Daigo Jr]

Only black people (and Shin-Mech-Brian) use washcloths. I think it's a cultural thing.

Whenever this thread comes up, here are the results:
Blacks: Washcloth
Whites: Soap xx skin
Asian: Soap xx hands xx skin

And then some douche will always bring up loofahs and shit, and I'd post a picture of a cinderblock and call it a "real man's loofah."

:rofl:

[aiy1tm]

Ok, you guys asked for it. Big mistake.

I suppose you could say I use soap xx hands xx skin.

HOWEVER, allow me to elaborate to ruin your day:

I take my body wash, pour it into my hands. Then, I lather it up on my body, mostly in my chest hair + pubes, to work up a good, epic lather (this also contributes to my crotch region being nice and fresh, since it was epicenter of the lather storm. From there, I use my hands to spread and work the lather over the rest of my body. (Who needs a loofah? Picture it).

I could go on.

Regarding bathroom hands washing, I wash my hands every time, and try to find a bathroom to wash my hands before I eat. I also wash my hands after playing in the arcade.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

i use a linen wash cloth with egyptian silk ruffles for my face.

For my body i use terry cloth washcloths hand-made in Isreal..



Damn son, your cleansing game is on some next level shit. I need to step it up. Your wash clothes cost more than my outfit.

[The Epidemic]

@Spiff
old spice is aight...

I use a "Guess" bundle with ivory assist normally...
when i have a date or whatever i use "ralph lauren" bundle.

Johnson & Johnson face wash (blk head remover and revitalizing)


*Bundles include: body wash, shampoo, after shave

Edit: lol..at Pablo..my sis and moms put me on to that shit

Edit 2: yes..im like a female, and i take looooong showers. As long as im clean :lol:

[Gimpy]

Actually another thing that makes me mad is when people just turn on the water, put their hands under the water for a couple of seconds, dry their hands and leave. I'm like "Uh...where was the soap you nasty muthafucka?"

[ST Vega]

Actually, ST Vega posted it first this time.

Yeah, but damn. You didn't have to say a douche. I'm not saying it's better than washcloth or hands or whatever. It's what I feel like gets me clean.

But yeah, I think it is a cultural thing.

[TheSix]

Plain and simple -

I am not touching anything in a public bathroom.

That includes and is not limited to:

- Handles
- Sinks
- Towel dispensers handles
- Doorknobs

For this reason, I carry hand sanitizer and bottled water in my car.

When I am in the bathroom, it is serious. A get in and out situation. I'm not worried about other people. I'm not worried about who uses soap or not. I don't care. I just need to get out with as little infection as possible.

I am perfectly content with knowing that I am a clean person. Whether you know it or not is none of my concern.

[Spirit Juice]

Even if your dick is clean, do you really think it's okay to slap it on everything? No? Okay then. Wash your hands you dirty mother fuckers. :lol:

[Mokura]

I don't think it really bothers me that people don't wash their hands when they leave the restroom cuz I'm used to it, but I do consider it an insult to the soap that someone went out their way to provide (I wash mine, but I don't dry). It's like saying the soap isn't necessary. Well, actually I DO get annoyed by the people that just spritz their finger tips and then use 10 paper towels to dry their hands like they really did something. I'd rather they just left w/o doing anything at all.

[Adam Warlock]

Edit 2: yes..im like a female, and i take looooong showers. As long as im clean :lol:

Stop jacking off so much!

[deadfrog]

Faucets and door handles in public restrooms are so gross. I carry a packet of sanitary wipes in my fanny pack everywhere I go. :karate:

[Adam Warlock]

Faucets and door handles in public restrooms are so gross. I carry a packet of sanitary wipes in my fanny pack everywhere I go. :karate:

Yeah but... you carry a fucking fanny pack.

[The Epidemic]

Stop jacking off so much!

NEVARRRRR!!!! :lol:

Edit: wtf...a fanny pack? Doesnt that come with auto-gay when equipped?

[GStick]

NEVARRRRR!!!! :lol:

Edit: wtf...a fanny pack? Doesnt that come with auto-gay when equipped?

Had one of those on a trip once... damn was it useful, but it didn't stay with me long. Carried everything by hands the rest of the way.


Hate when public restrooms don't have soap and like four urinals and one stall. That sucks, everyone all standing next to each other and then after you already feel gross enough you don't have anything to wash your hands with, everyone's just warm rinsing. Then you have the restrooms that smell like BO rather than ass. Thats just messed up.

[Adam Warlock]

NEVARRRRR!!!! :lol:

Edit: wtf...a fanny pack? Doesnt that come with auto-gay when equipped?

it comes with a free gallon of vaseline and kneepads.

[Shinshay]

wow, I didn't know this was going to get this much attention. Either way I think that folks are disgusting.

How are you going to wash your ass with just your hand and some soap? Lather and hand rubbing ain't gonna get that loose bowel crud underneath your fingernails out the way.

some people would use washcloths on dishes and their car, but not to clean their ass? :sad:

[Septimus Prime]

Yeah, but damn. You didn't have to say a douche. I'm not saying it's better than washcloth or hands or whatever. It's what I feel like gets me clean.

But yeah, I think it is a cultural thing.
Sorry. I didn't even realize until AW called me out for allegedly calling Koop a douche, which I didn't do. So I'll just push it onto the next guy to post about loofahs.

[Adam Warlock]

Koop's a douche

Damn man, calm down. What did koop do to you?

[The Epidemic]

it comes with a free gallon of vaseline and kneepads.

:rofl::rofl:
goddamn! a gallon!!? :looney:

[Septimus Prime]

Well, he did steamroll me in the favorite mod thread every year. :sad:

wow, I didn't know this was going to get this much attention. Either way I think that folks are disgusting.

How are you going to wash your ass with just your hand and some soap? Lather and hand rubbing ain't gonna get that loose bowel crud underneath your fingernails out the way.

some people would use washcloths on dishes and their car, but not to clean their ass? :sad:
Like I said, it's a cultural thing. I'll bet that after you take a dump, you wipe your ass with toilet paper. A lot of Europeans and stuff will think you're a barbarian for doing that instead of washing your ass with a bidet and whatnot each time.

[Spaceman Spiff!]

@Spiff
old spice is aight...

I use a "Guess" bundle with ivory assist normally...
when i have a date or whatever i use "ralph lauren" bundle.

Johnson & Johnson face wash (blk head remover and revitalizing)


*Bundles include: body wash, shampoo, after shave

Edit: lol..at Pablo..my sis and moms put me on to that shit

Edit 2: yes..im like a female, and i take looooong showers. As long as im clean :lol:


johnson&johnson is that hot shit. i use it too, some times i tag out to sea breeze so J&J can get some bar back, then i DHC it back in...:cybot:

[thurst]

if i just pissing then i do the water/rinse thing, if i'm dropping a load then i soap up.

bar soap IS self cleaning, you run it under the water and it takes off the "old" layer, doesn't matter to me though bcuz i use body wash with a loofah, exfoliation ftw nigga!

[Gorehound]

I heard to NEVER eat any peanuts served in a bowl at a bar or any public case, unless you like the taste of Urine Stained Peanuts!

[EveryFlowerFlow]

You guys who just rubs soap all over you body with your hands, do you also do the same thing with your dirty dishes? Like, just put soap on the dish and wipe it off then put it away?

No wonder the armpits of some of you guys at tournies smell like they need to be bathed in some Summers eve. rotten salmon and cream cheese smellin' ass niggas.

[Septimus Prime]

Do you eat food off your chest? That's a retarded analogy.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

... sometimes. :annoy:

Hey there's bacteria, oil and grease on dirty dishes too. Wiping down your body or dishes with you hands doesn't do much in terms of actually keeping shit clean. You don't get rid of the dead skin on your body either.


edit: okay then, when cleaning toilet bowls and bathtubs. pour the cleaning agent and wash it off? Or scrub then wash it off?

[Koop]

Well, he did steamroll me in the favorite mod thread every year. :sad:




:razz::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


i just caught that...lmfao...

[Wantonx]

I don't because I keep my giant cock very clean and shiny.

[Dragon Punch]

*This is just random and wanted to share some funny shit*
An excoworker of mine advised that she uses just soap and water when showering. So I just asked out of the blue, "you don't use a washcloth?" She simply said that you don't need one cause bar soap is self cleaning. :lol: Can someone please explain the logic behind that?

Your soap doesn't get dirty if you don't use a wash cloth b. Case in point: Go toss what ever bar of soap you're using, in the dirt. Let it sit for an hour or so. Then toss it in the shower. Lo and behold, a new layer of soapy wonder will appear.

How are you going to wash your ass with just your hand and some soap? Lather and hand rubbing ain't gonna get that loose bowel crud underneath your fingernails out the way.

If you have "loose bowel crud" around your ass hole, you're probably not wiping your ass right.

[Adam Warlock]

Do you eat food off your chest? That's a retarded analogy.

As retarded as eating with fingers you just dug in your ass with perhaps? :shake:

[El Maniatico]

anyone put like a cashew on your dick and springboard it into their mouth?

[Ne0phyte]

if i just pissing then i do the water/rinse thing, if i'm dropping a load then i soap up.


Water/rinse? Water doesn't clean anything; you have to use soap. I don't understand that anyway; if you're already getting your hands wet and then drying them why not just... wash them?

Why do people act like washing hands takes so much time? They're probably dirty and germ covered anyway whether you're in the bathroom or not. Enjoy your extra one minute of time saved for not getting that much cleaner.

[The Epidemic]

cant you guys piss without using you hands yet? scrubs....I be texting and eating a icecream sandwich while pissing.

[Septimus Prime]

cant you guys piss without using you hands yet? scrubs....I be texting and eating a icecream sandwich while pissing.
Yeah. Shit, man, just piss in your pants, and you won't even have to worry about using your hands or the restroom or anything like that.

Hell, that's what I'm doing right now.

[brightsons]

Whats the deal with people bringing in newspapers and magazines when they taking a shit? How are people taking these epic shits where they are on the toilet for hours on end? I'm trying to get in and out of there as soon as possible.

Is this a old white people thing? (I've noticed it quite a bit at the accounting firm I work at)

[Bobbypigo]

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fuck yeah I wash my hands man.

How can you touch your cock or ass and not wash your hands? I mean, your getting cock and ass all over everything!

Hey Shinsay, I actually read this articel early this week and it answers your question perfectly;

http://www.slate.com/id/2156843/

And you guys with this "I just wet my hands, or, I dont wash if I pee" crap gotta learn some hygiene. I mean, damn, we have played on the same damn arcade machines! Why do I have to have all of your dirty penis on my buttons?

[Will Gotti]

Water/rinse? Water doesn't clean anything; you have to use soap. I don't understand that anyway; if you're already getting your hands wet and then drying them why not just... wash them?

Why do people act like washing hands takes so much time? They're probably dirty and germ covered anyway whether you're in the bathroom or not. Enjoy your extra one minute of time saved for not getting that much cleaner.

QTF.

I don't understand this either. It's almost like people are trying to prove to others who may be silently observing them "hey look I AM washing my hands!" Shit so what? Why don't you use some soap too? That'll "impress" me you nasty motherfucker. The only time I can see not using soap is if there simply isn't any. That's the only time ever.

I also use a paper towel to open door handles, if there is none I do it quick or grab toilet paper if there's any. I flush with my foot too.

[Spirit Juice]

I also use a paper towel to open door handles, if there is none I do it quick or grab toilet paper if there's any. I flush with my foot too.

I usually do this too. I flush with my foot, use my hand to turn on the faucet, rinse hands, soap up hands, lather hands, rinse hands, turn off faucet with forearm (pro strat, imo), dry hands, and use the papertowl to open the door to exit.

[epsilon_]

Whenever I go to a public bathroom I have a very set order of doing things.

First (if there are paper towels) I pull some down and use them to turn the faucet on, as well as distribute more clean ones for ready use.

I then dry my hands with the paper that's already out, then use the paper I just used to dry my hands to open the door again.

If I do use the restroom, flushing with my feet.


Yo. Fuck grimy ass niggas who just run their hands under the water with no soap. WTF is that.

[HoneyBBQGrundle]

We need the penis and ass germs in case Martians come. Martians will be extremely clean, having eradicated disease, and the only way to kill them is by germs. Penis and ass germs. H.G. Wells knew it, although it would have been considered obscene in his time to explicitly mention penises (penii?) and asses.

[Septimus Prime]

penises (penii?)
Penes.

[Will Gotti]

I usually do this too. I flush with my foot, use my hand to turn on the faucet, rinse hands, soap up hands, lather hands, rinse hands, turn off faucet with forearm (pro strat, imo), dry hands, and use the papertowl to open the door to exit.

It would be easier after rinsing your hands to get the paper towel by pushing the lever down with the back of your hand or elbow. Get the paper, dry off and use that same paper to turn off the faucet and open the door. You don't have to use your forearm and you kill 2 birds w/one stone. If the paper towel dispenser is laser activated even better that's 3 birds.

[DaDesiCanadian]

loose bowel crud underneath your fingernails

wtf

fanny pack

wtf

SRK... just when you thought peeing in the sink wasn't disgusting enough.

[white shadow]

The only thing that confuses me is when people bring in a backpack, folder or book and place it on the ground in the restroom while taking a dump. I realize that their choices are limited and they might get their stuff stolen leaving it on the sink counter while in a compromising position, but damn the restroom floor is like a shit and pee fiesta.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

The only thing that confuses me is when people bring in a backpack, folder or book and place it on the ground in the restroom while taking a dump. I realize that their choices are limited and they might get their stuff stolen leaving it on the sink counter while in a compromising position, but damn the restroom floor is like a shit and pee fiesta.

Yeah man I see that shit all the time, women do it even more often because they always carry around tons of shit. It's gross when you think about how much piss and whatever the fuck gets on the restroom floor we drag out on our feet.

[Adam Warlock]

We need the penis and ass germs in case Martians come. Martians will be extremely clean, having eradicated disease, and the only way to kill them is by germs. Penis and ass germs. H.G. Wells knew it, although it would have been considered obscene in his time to explicitly mention penises (penii?) and asses.

Penises or penes.

[Will Gotti]

penes.

How you pronounce that shit? Like pens or pen-es? If it's pens I'm gonna start referring to sausage fests as sea of pens or something. If it's pen-es I'm gonna start saying it randomly w/a Mexican accent.

[Spirit Juice]

How you pronounce that shit? Like pens or pen-es? If it's pens I'm gonna start referring to sausage fests as sea of pens or something. If it's pen-es I'm gonna start saying it randomly w/a Mexican accent.

Robo voice on dictionary.com pronounces it like pee-knees.

[archetype]

some of you need to step your washcloth in the shower game up. Walking around with klingons up in your ass and shit.

[Will Gotti]

Robo voice on dictionary.com pronounces it like pee-knees.

:rofl: Yea it sounds like pee-knees, but I keep thinking it really wants to say pennies but has a foreign accent. The sound is a cross between penis and pennies.