Oriental Massage Parlors FAQ

[ShinAkumax]

Been to one? know about them? Wanted to try them? FAQ? There are no sources of information anywhere regarding this that I've found.

With that said let me state that I have absolutely no problem with me, or any other consenting adult to paying for sex. This isn't the same but I think the puritans in the board will disagree. I'm used to that.

[ocelot_357]

WTF are you exactly trying to say in this thread.

EDIT: I have down syndrome I just re-read the post.

[MAGUS1234]

oriental? ppl still say that

[ShinAkumax]

There are no sources of information regarding this. I seek knowledge, what is there to know? Why is it that I can find sex and death but no info about this? There is one in every city. It doesn't make any sense.

I can't be the only one who has though " Hey man, if I'm getting a massage anyways. Why not just go there. "

[Gord]

So what is this really a common thing or rare enough you can't just go to any parlor?

[Mr. Bastos]

oriental? ppl still say that

I was thinking the same thing..

[XTG]

Renton, WA & Kirkland, WA. Search CL.

[ShinAkumax]

So what is this really a common thing or rare enough you can't just go to any parlor?

That's the thing! There is no info about this anywhere. Close thread is one person can point to a reliable source of info. I've found none.

[fishjie]

Been to one? know about them? Wanted to try them? FAQ? There are no sources of information anywhere regarding this that I've found.

With that said let me state that I have absolutely no problem with me, or any other consenting adult to paying for sex. This isn't the same but I think the puritans in the board will disagree. I'm used to that.

wtf i thought you were going to stop posting on srk.

i've never been to any asian massage parlors. i did go to an asian brothel, but that was in a regular plain house - you wouldn't know it was a whore house - which was the whole idea.

from what i've seen AMPs get hit hard by law enforcement all the time. on the washington hooker board i post on, i read that recently one of the AMPs got shut down by law enforcement. the asian brothel i went to, which didn't even have a massage parlor front, still took down their website and phone number.

but from what i've read, when you go to get your massage, you put down the regular price, plus a "tip". depending on the tip, you'll get a varying amount of service. you'll start off getting a regular massage, and then comes the "flip". in other words, you get flipped over, with your back on the table and the fun begins.

this is hearsay though, so i don't have any official info. if you have questions about hookers in general i can answer those.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

Asian is used to describe the people, oriental for inanimate objects. I am not sure how massage fits into these categories.

[Figcoinc]

Asian is used to describe the people, oriental for inanimate objects. I am not sure how massage fits into these categories.

He may want a vibrator that was made in China placed on his back for a hour or so? :looney:

[Hydro]

ORIENTIAL Massage Parlors have Oriental Girls right ?:lol:

AFRO-AMERICAN Massage Parlors has AFRO Girls Right ?:lol:

[Gain]

well, oriental isn't used, and is considered offensive, when referred to people. I believe it's still accepted, and not considered objectionable, to refer to things, particularly inanimate/non-living objects, as oriental.

I guess there is a trend to call everything Asian. I'm Asian-Am, i don't find offense when people refer to things as oriental, but I find it a bit unnerving when they call people "orientals" or "asiatics" etc.

shrug

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massage parlors are starting to become more and more popular. I've seen an influx in the amount of customers who've been sitting in/entering those parlors in the mall. I've also noticed more and more of them being "out in the open" with less "privacy". Makes me wonder if they've been getting into any trouble. BAAH ofcourse they are.

I know for a fact that the massage places in the airports in Asia were really popular ;D

[rusbar]

to be technical

orient and it's derivatives refer to anything to the east. so i could call new york the orient as well.

[I Am Lothar]

Stop derailing from the important information that this thread is trying to give...

Asian Handjobs.

[HoneyBBQGrundle]

to be technical

orient and it's derivatives refer to anything to the east. so i could call new york the orient as well.

And they could call Seattle the orient since it is to the east eventually. I'm pretty sure it means "the" East, relative to Europe, but of course not too far east.

Back on topic, asian handjobs yeah!!

[thurst]

to be technical

orient and it's derivatives refer to anything to the east. so i could call new york the orient as well.

anything to the east...of europe, so know you can't refer to new york as "the orient".

as far as the thread topic goes, i was wondering myself what the protocol was for turning the massage into a "massage", one of my friends told me that you have to drop a code word or some shit.

[fishjie]

as i said earlier, from what ive read, you just give a good tip up front, and they'll know what's up.

"full service" is the term usually used by providers.

[Gord]

as i said earlier, from what ive read, you just give a good tip up front, and they'll know what's up.

"full service" is the term usually used by providers.


So these brothels, do they guarantee you won't get herpes or shit? I mean do they make sure the girls are clean?

[fishjie]

of course not. you can get STDs, but a quick look at the stats show that most girls have STDs anyway.

depending on who you see, they'll say no kissing, no going down on them, and/or require a condom for a blowjob. pretty much every girl is going to use a condom for intercourse. but its all negotiable (except the condom for intercourse) and it depends on the girl. as they say in the hobby, YMMV (your mileage may vary)

[ShinAkumax]

Which is why handjobs are the way to go.

[fishjie]

its probably safer to get a handjob from a stripper than it is to get one at a massage parlor. as i said before, massage parlors get hid hard by law enforcement all the time. so do strip clubs, but as long as the stripper takes you to some secluded place you'll be alright. no cops going to keep tabs on you if they see you getting a dance from a stripper. but if the cops see you going into a "massage" parlor, chances are they're going to give you endless grief.

[Adam Warlock]

Which is why handjobs are the way to go.

Fuck the way to go, just go away.

[ShinAkumax]

Fuck the way to go, just go away.

Why are you in conflict Adam? You are fortunate, be at peace brother. I am not important, we are all the same.

[LimeGreenPatato]

Body slides.

[rusbar]

And they could call Seattle the orient since it is to the east eventually. I'm pretty sure it means "the" East, relative to Europe, but of course not too far east.

Back on topic, asian handjobs yeah!!

actually ANYTHING to the east. people think it refers to the east of europe and that makes sense, europeans did use the term first. but it is to the east of anything.

but back onto the subject

i'm under the impression that you are from the northwest? if you are, i'd be a little more cautious. about a year ago the spd busted a bunch of asian massage parlors for prostitution.

[fishjie]

actually they busted another one recently too

[DoublexxCyclone]

Man, if you spent as much time working on your game as you do looking for asian massage parlors, you might laid.

[fishjie]

actually you can just get laid at the asian massage parlor

[ShinAkumax]

Man, if you spent as much time working on your game as you do looking for asian massage parlors, you might laid.


Mastering the game was but a step, this is another. I've learned that knowledge is power. Thank you Mr Strauss.

I now seek experience which leads to wisdom.

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[Azrael]

There are no sources of information regarding this.
You're not looking hard enough.

[fishjie]

seattle is lucky in that it actually has a forum for hooker lovers (how and why the cops haven't arrested everyone on there is beyond me). when i was in orlando for a conference, i had to use a nation wide hooker site, which was still pretty good, but even then it only covers major cities.

under no circumstances should craiglist ever be considered a good or legitimate source for hookers, unless youre looking to get ripped off

[ShinAkumax]

You're not looking hard enough.

If you have wisdom to share I ask that you share it. Maybe I should dump google and go with Altavista.

[rush down]

I was just wondering... what can you get from a hand job? I mean, say this girl gives out hand jobs everyday for a year to strangers. Something nasty has to find its way onto her hand. I would think warts or something could happen... Maybe some kinda strange rash.

[Biolink]

Shit,I thought they only did Parlors in Thailand.

[AdverseSolutions]

i realize the definition of GD is random

but wtf at thread title and content

::pukes::

[Gord]

I was just wondering... what can you get from a hand job? I mean, say this girl gives out hand jobs everyday for a year to strangers. Something nasty has to find its way onto her hand. I would think warts or something could happen... Maybe some kinda strange rash.

I guess if they touch herpes sores they could pass it.

[LimeGreenPatato]

seattle is lucky in that it actually has a forum for hooker lovers (how and why the cops haven't arrested everyone on there is beyond me). when i was in orlando for a conference, i had to use a nation wide hooker site, which was still pretty good, but even then it only covers major cities.

under no circumstances should craiglist ever be considered a good or legitimate source for hookers, unless youre looking to get ripped off

I think toronto has one of those sites once. i remember getting linked to it a fews years ago. can't remember what it was now though.

[final_cut]

I was just wondering... what can you get from a hand job? I mean, say this girl gives out hand jobs everyday for a year to strangers. Something nasty has to find its way onto her hand. I would think warts or something could happen... Maybe some kinda strange rash.

Was that Friday where that guy was like "yo, can you get AIDS from letting them just suck on yo dick? You can't, right!?!"

[thurst]

that was boyz n the hood

[MrBlank]

You're not looking hard enough.

:cool: just quoted the important part...

[ShinAkumax]

That.... was witty.

[FragMasterGen]

I remember when i used to read the OC Register (newspaper... shitty one too), the sports section would have a good half page of 1 inch by half inch ads (thats a shit-load of adds!) and they made it damn obvious that they was pimpin these bitches on some slave-trade shit.

some of em would have me crackin up too.
YOUNG GIRLS!!!, FRESH NEW GIRLS!, Our girls give best most experienced massages, well trained.

and a couple of em would have a picture of the same bitch too. (some pornstar I think) You could tell they were real grimmey... not sure i trust my tool in shady parts like those.

[Hyuga]

I live across the street from one, but all the girls look to be 30+

[ckrazy]

Renton, WA & Kirkland, WA. Search CL.

425 !

I haven't even see one around here though the hell maybe I need to open my eyes lol. Only one I can think of was in Rush Hour 2 "Heaven On Earth."

[fishjie]

oh shit you live in renton? like i said though, two brothels just got shut down in renton. however, i just found a promising girl in renton who got good reviews AND she's only 200$/hr. the pix of her look pretty good too. pm me and i can give you the details.

[ckrazy]

oh shit you live in renton? like i said though, two brothels just got shut down in renton. however, i just found a promising girl in renton who got good reviews AND she's only 200$/hr. the pix of her look pretty good too. pm me and i can give you the details.

Rofl thanks but I am not really into paying for sex especially $200 per hour but thanks anyways =)

[fishjie]

hahaha word. yeah i suppose i could work on my game but fuck bitches and their bullshit. but yes, it is true, there are tons of hookers in the Seattle area, from sea tac to everett. its insane.

edit: i also found some porn star here too, but she's not a famous one or anything.

[hawaiigamer142]

I've been to a few here, just to see face. Me and my boys were bored one night and didn't have the money to drop on them so we just asked to see. I have to say, some of them were down right hot, but it's a small percentage of them. They're pretty easy to find in Hawaii I'd say, at least in town.

In fact, you can do a search on the local news websites under massage parlor and they'll bring up an article of a bust, but they show a picture of the establishments that were busted (all of which were still open for business when I went =P).

[mr. newbie]

i've seen forums about people who like to chew ice and another about people getting aroused by balloons.

i don't think you looked hard enough for information.

[majeh]

i dont get the point of this shit.. i mean it wouldnt feel the same for me knowing the chick did 900 other guys. i guess im just another member of society who believes that shits reserved for someone special.... i passed by one of these on my way to work everyday but it was just a house, a shit run down house. im interested in knowing what its like but the thing is i know i would never try something like that because of my own beliefs.

but maybe fishjie can explain this to me, whats it like just waltzing into a place knowing youre going to get some watered-down fuck? is it that you guys just like sex more than relationships or you just dont care...

[Hunter D]

i dont get the point of this shit.. i mean it wouldnt feel the same for me knowing the chick did 900 other guys. i guess im just another member of society who believes that shits reserved for someone special.... i passed by one of these on my way to work everyday but it was just a house, a shit run down house. im interested in knowing what its like but the thing is i know i would never try something like that because of my own beliefs.

but maybe fishjie can explain this to me, whats it like just waltzing into a place knowing youre going to get some watered-down fuck? is it that you guys just like sex more than relationships or you just dont care...

Please go away.

[TheSix]

There is a very central hub for escorts, street hookers, and message parlors.

+1 for not looking hard enough

[thurst]

oh shit you live in renton? like i said though, two brothels just got shut down in renton. however, i just found a promising girl in renton who got good reviews AND she's only 200$/hr. the pix of her look pretty good too. pm me and i can give you the details.

fish please tell me that you don't seriously drop $200/hr on pussy regularly, that shit is ridiculous. you could take some random chick off the street and use half of that cash to get her ploughed/wasted/drunk and crush. has your inherent asian cheapskate sense left you or something?

[Storming Flower]

fish please tell me that you don't seriously drop $200/hr on pussy regularly, that shit is ridiculous. you could take some random chick off the street and use half of that cash to get her ploughed/wasted/drunk and crush. has your inherent asian cheapskate sense left you or something?


^He makes it well known that he pays for pussy, yet he always complains anytime there's a thread that somehow involves asian girls or white girls and how they won't go for asian guys. Pathetic. I wouldn't call it being a hypocrite but certainly there are correlations between paying for pussy and then thinking/posting about how girls won't go for you or other guys in your ethnicity.

[ShinAkumax]

For me it's about power and learning how it works.

[XTG]

plain n simple, he just bypasses the "rituals" of meeting chicks. and its not like he does this as regularly as percieved, he just completely roll cancels the dating game rules and goes right what he wants with minimal effort.

[Gord]

He makes it well known that he pays for pussy, yet he always complains anytime there's a thread that somehow involves asian girls or white girls and how they won't go for asian guys. Pathetic. I wouldn't call it being a hypocrite but certainly there are correlations been paying for pussy and then thinking you can't get "real" pussy.

OUCH :(

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[ShinAkumax]

Who is he talking about anyways?

[hold dat]

i recently saw this movie on STARZ about this guy who was a sex addict.


he had a prostitute fetish, he would cruise around for hours looking and paying for hookers, he went to a crazy amount of brothels and massage parlors too

(thread title reminded me of the movie)

[Lvl.3]

fish please tell me that you don't seriously drop $200/hr on pussy regularly, that shit is ridiculous. you could take some random chick off the street and use half of that cash to get her ploughed/wasted/drunk and crush. has your inherent asian cheapskate sense left you or something?

He wants class, when paying for that ass.



Lol, did someone say they have these in malls now? Got to be a pretty ghetto mall then. I am just curious, when ever I pass by one, they always have the curtains down, and the windows are dark tinted...why is that.?I also hear the majority of these women are old (30+)?

[thurst]

OUCH :(

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lol where do you find all of these movie clips?

[goodm0urning]

Been to one? know about them? Wanted to try them? FAQ? There are no sources of information anywhere regarding this that I've found.

With that said let me state that I have absolutely no problem with me, or any other consenting adult to paying for sex. This isn't the same but I think the puritans in the board will disagree. I'm used to that.So how do you resolve the whole "paying for sex" thing with all your wannabe Buddhist horseshit?

[ShinAkumax]

I'll tell you what dissolved my crown of thorns, My Atheism, that's what makes me take chances. Is what makes me not accept every truth given to me. Because the first one was a lie.

Buddhism is to calm my heart. To brings me peace. I hope your path brings you peace. I ask nothing from The Buddha, he has blessed with enough. - Namaste

PS: You can see all my beliefs right on top and the bottom of my avatar. If there is one thing I don't have much of, is shame.

[Gord]

lol where do you find all of these movie clips?

I've collected them on my own, at least 2 years worth from various forums.

[fishjie]

but maybe fishjie can explain this to me, whats it like just waltzing into a place knowing youre going to get some watered-down fuck? is it that you guys just like sex more than relationships or you just dont care...

who cares? are you the type of guy who only wants to fuck virgins or something? 75% of girls get herpes by age 40. regardless of whether you hook up at a bar a club or with a hooker, the girl will have fucked and sucked quite a few guys. girls are not pure and innocent angels - get over it.

fish please tell me that you don't seriously drop $200/hr on pussy regularly, that shit is ridiculous. you could take some random chick off the street and use half of that cash to get her ploughed/wasted/drunk and crush. has your inherent asian cheapskate sense left you or something?

nah, just once a month. as i said in another thread, i don't have any game, but i've got money in the bank. i don't want to deal with the bullshit of getting a girl, plain and simple. it just feels great knowing that i can get laid whenever i want, however i want, with a trained professional, and not have to deal with any bs.

^He makes it well known that he pays for pussy, yet he always complains anytime there's a thread that somehow involves asian girls or white girls and how they won't go for asian guys. Pathetic. I wouldn't call it being a hypocrite but certainly there are correlations between paying for pussy and then thinking/posting about how girls won't go for you or other guys in your ethnicity.

how is it being hypocritical? asian girls don't like asian guys. this is established fact. instead of crying about it like other asian guys (other than facetiously on this forum as my gimmick), i take care of business. a friend of mine was telling me about an asian coworker of his. this guy was making good money as an accountant, very nice guy, fell in love with this asian girl. she rejects him cruelly despite how nicely he treats him, and ends up fucking and marrying the MAIL guy. the poor asian guy ends up killing himself. yeah he HUNG himself. my friend then tells me about more such asian guys at his work. nice dudes, but literally 40 year old virgins. the asian girls at his work are instead flocking toward low tier file clerks. i thought to myself, either i'm gonna kill myself and or be a 40 year old virgin, or i'm gonna bypass all these shallow stuck up bitches and actually go for girls who like nice guys. its worked very well.

[thurst]

i never bought the whole "asian girls don't like asian guys" thing. 8 out of 10 asian girls has an asian boyfriend, cats are just making excuses.

[fishjie]

yeah exactly. 1 in 5 (official stats are like 1 in 4 to 1 in 3) asian girls would rather be with a white guy than an asian guy. no other such dating discrepancy exists for any of the races, EXCEPT for black guys dating white girls instead of black girls. add to that the fact that american bitches in general are stuck up, self centered, and materialistic, cause drama, preg trap guys, stop putting out after marriage, it has become clear to me that i dont want to deal with it. i still want to have sex every once in a while, so this is the perfect solution. well, not quite perfect since it remains illegal. it counts as a misdemeanor, but i get legal counsel as part of my work benefits, and i'm careful, so i should be alright.

[ShinAkumax]

nah, just once a month. as i said in another thread, i don't have any game, but i've got money in the bank. i don't want to deal with the bullshit of getting a girl, plain and simple. it just feels great knowing that i can get laid whenever i want, however i want, with a trained professional, and not have to deal with any bs.



If reading that made you uncomfortable, that was merely a reflection of self. They say that what we hate in others is what we hate with in ourselves.

[majeh]

who cares? are you the type of guy who only wants to fuck virgins or something? 75% of girls get herpes by age 40. regardless of whether you hook up at a bar a club or with a hooker, the girl will have fucked and sucked quite a few guys. girls are not pure and innocent angels - get over it.

i dont only want virgins because its not my place to take a girl's virginity, if she chooses me thats fine with me then. also, statistics mean nothing to me. i just meant that i like there to actually be a connection between me and the girl because im just not like that. i dont hook up with girls in bars, clubs, parties, or any other situation that fuels desires such as that for the sole purpose of the risk. thats a perk of finding someone you have something in common with and have an actual connection to, you minimize risk if you find someone who's just not like every other girl.

like shinakumax said, its about power for him. i was looking for an answer more along those lines.

[The Epidemic]

i dont hook up with girls in bars, clubs, parties, or any other situation that fuels desires such as that for the sole purpose of the risk. thats a perk of finding someone you have something in common with and have an actual connection to, you minimize risk if you find someone who's just not like every other girl.

lol...you are naive. So where do you meet women?

[majeh]

lol...you are naive. So where do you meet women?

only place i've met girls is random places i got to. they range from the school i went to this year, the gym, and a dance studio i went to. there's more than that. i dont understand how straying away from hooking up with girls at places like that makes me naive.

i'll state this once so we dont have a morals discussion here, i think it boils down to everyone's own beliefs. i go for something more than just sex because i see more to women and i respect them.

[The Epidemic]

^lol..you are naive because you think by only hooking up with girls from school, gym, dance studio ect..that your chances of not catching anything is slimmer.

Like a girl with a 4.0 gpa and has a goals and what-not cant be a slut..GTFO with that shit.

I respect woman too..but i know whats good

[majeh]

^lol..you are naive because you think by only hooking up with girls from school, gym, dance studio ect..that your chances of not catching anything is slimmer.

Like a girl with a 4.0 gpa and has a goals and what-not cant be a slut..GTFO with that shit.

I respect woman too..but i know whats good

ok, im saying you minimize risks by getting to know them a lot better and having a connection thats it. its not a lot and these days its always a shot in the dark. but once you see what kind of person they are, the people the chill with, and they're family, you can gauge these things. im saying also that i dont just hook up. so im done with this because i know what works for me and i know what to look for.

[ckrazy]

^lol..you are naive because you think by only hooking up with girls from school, gym, dance studio ect..that your chances of not catching anything is slimmer.

Like a girl with a 4.0 gpa and has a goals and what-not cant be a slut..GTFO with that shit.

I respect woman too..but i know whats good

Epidemic is right even though you don't go to the clubs to pick up girls the girls that you pick up at the dance studios are the same ass girls you would see in the club.

fishjie: Since you have so much money.... how about we try to teach you some game for some $? haha j/k but wow you have a interesting perspective on things.

[ShinAkumax]

It's always a short in the dark. We never really know anyone but ourselves.

[fishjie]

i dont only want virgins because its not my place to take a girl's virginity, if she chooses me thats fine with me then. also, statistics mean nothing to me. i just meant that i like there to actually be a connection between me and the girl because im just not like that. i dont hook up with girls in bars, clubs, parties, or any other situation that fuels desires such as that for the sole purpose of the risk. thats a perk of finding someone you have something in common with and have an actual connection to, you minimize risk if you find someone who's just not like every other girl.

like shinakumax said, its about power for him. i was looking for an answer more along those lines.

nah don't get me wrong. i'm not opposed to being in a relationship at all. if it happens great, if not, its all good. if anything, banging hookers has put me in the right mindset for getting a girl. as a young and naive man many years ago, i put the pussy on a pedestal much like that asian guy who killed himself that i talked about earlier. now, its incredibly liberating to know that even if i get rejected, i can just purchase a woman. i go out now with a completely laid back and relaxed attitude. i dont give a fuck. i can get a woman whenever i want, so now i can just enjoy myself and not sweat it if i see ten asian girls make out with ten ugly ass white dudes.

hookers are the ultimate counter to the bullshit of feminism. feminism has made it so that females feel they are entitled to the world just because they have a vagina. hookers however, make it so that guys dont need to put up for that bullshit. why put up with all that crap just to get pussy when pussy is just a phone call away? a lot of married guys see hookers. why? women stop having sex after marriage after a few years. a guy can divorce her, and lose house, kids and pay ailomony. or he can just cheat on her. if he cheats on her with another woman, there's drama, jealousy, preg trapping, blackmail, and all kinds of pitfalls. with a hooker, its business only.

ckrazy - nah im just a poor engineer who began his career a few years ago. im nowhere rich as say ...... preppy. and once the condo i'm buying finishes construction, mortgage payments will own me and i'll stop seeing hookers and switch to finding gold diggers.

[mr. newbie]

i never bought the whole "asian girls don't like asian guys" thing. 8 out of 10 asian girls has an asian boyfriend, cats are just making excuses.

10 out 10 asians here have white bf's.

[Mystic_bash]

Must find parlor! Help :D

[ckrazy]

10 out 10 asians here have white bf's.

wow that amazing here it actually like 2/10 or 3/10 still majority is Asian with Asian.

[BrentoBox]

wow that amazing here it actually like 2/10 or 3/10 still majority is Asian with Asian.

I guess that's pretty close. Not hard to find a hot asian chick over here though.

[ckrazy]

I guess that's pretty close. Not hard to find a hot asian chick over here though.

God bless Washington =) we da best! :rofl:

[fishjie]

no way cali asian chicks are way hotter

women in general are just better looking in cali, and i was only there just a few days

[ckrazy]

no way cali asian chicks are way hotter

women in general are just better looking in cali, and i was only there just a few days

I lived in Cali and the reason you probably think that is because there a higher population of Asian so you see more "hot" Asian girls. The ratio is pretty much the same as Washington. Seriously O.C/Seattle/Dallas are my three top cities for Asians.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

Cali is also hot as hell, meaning tjhat the average bitch burns more calories, than say some breezy up here in Washingtown where they need those calories to make it through the winter like a fucking grizzly bear or some shit. West coast.

[XTG]

you also get to see girls dress in more than just tshirts and jeans all fucking year

[Mystic_bash]

Dallas
Truth, Cali cant come close to the DFW's asian women.