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Figcoinc
06-19-2008, 12:50 PM
Thanks Australia!! I'll go back to eating my 5,000 calorie burgers now. :smile:


Click for story (http://www.theage.com.au/national/australia-wins-world-heavyweight-title-20080619-2tfo.html?page=-1)

Australia is officially the heavyweight champion of the world, according to new figures showing the nation has a greater proportion of obese citizens than the United States.

The latest comprehensive obesity study has shown that 26% of adult Australians - almost four million - are now obese, one million more than the last calculation in 1999.

The findings give Australia top spot as the world's most overweight nation, ahead of the notoriously super-sized Americans, who have a 25% obesity rate.

"That, unfortunately, makes us the heavyweight champions, a title we don't really want," said Professor Simon Stewart, head of preventative cardiology at the Baker IDI Heart and Diabetes Institute.

Experts are now calling for extreme measures like gym discounting and denial of surgery based on body mass index to rectify the situation.

The report, entitled Australia's Future Fat Bomb, was released ahead of the federal government's obesity inquiry.

It presents the results of height and weight checks carried out on 14,000 adult Australians nationwide in 2005, giving the most thorough picture of obesity since the AusDiab study in 1999.

The report reveals that nine million adults have a BMI over 25, making them overweight or obese, an increase from seven million.

Four million are obese, up from three million.

Middle-aged Australians are leading the way, with seven in 10 men and six in 10 women aged 45 to 64 now registering a BMI of 25 or more.

An analysis of the data shows that there will be an extra 700,000 heart-related hospital admissions in the next 20 years due to obesity alone.

Almost 125,000 people will die as a result, many prematurely.

"I would regard this as now the biggest threat to our future health," Professor Stewart said.

"As we send our athletes off to the Olympics let's reflect on the fact that we would win the gold medal now in the world fat Olympics if there was such a thing."

The report calls for a national weight loss strategy on the scale of smoking and skin cancer campaigns, including subsidising gym memberships and personal training sessions for heavier people.

Wait lists for surgery could be prioritised on the basis of weight loss.

"This isn't just targetting a small group," Professor Stewart said.

"We're talking about the majority who fit into these categories now.

"These are some of the controversial things we need to deal with because the healthcare system is going to be overwhelmed by weight-related hospitalisations from knee replacements through to heart attacks and strokes."

Professor Ian Caterson, director of the Institute of Obesity, Nutrition and Exercise at the University of Sydney, agreed such measures were needed.

"Governments have to start thinking outside the square because as we get fatter and older as a nation things are just going to get worse," Professor Caterson said.

Monte
06-19-2008, 12:52 PM
USA! USA! USA! :woot:

bear
06-19-2008, 12:59 PM
Bullshit. I can't believe we're losing.

We gotta take our crown back. I'm gonna go buy some donuts for the cause. And I'm going to wrap those donuts in bacon.

Figcoinc
06-19-2008, 01:03 PM
Bullshit. I can't believe we're losing.

We gotta take our crown back. I'm gonna go buy some donuts for the cause. And I'm going to wrap those donuts in bacon.

It only counts if that prior to eating you flash fry the bacon wrapped donuts and then cover it in whipped cream. :party:

Adam Warlock
06-19-2008, 01:11 PM
It only counts if that prior to eating you flash fry the bacon wrapped donuts and then cover it in whipped cream. :party:
I did my part by eating a beer-battered double quarter punder with cheese and bacon. I even posted pics.

white shadow
06-19-2008, 02:00 PM
We should be air mailing Luthors to every American household to remedy this defeat.

Adam Warlock
06-19-2008, 02:06 PM
Hmm, does this mean i should fuck the girls in Australia now?

ThePurpleBunny
06-19-2008, 02:30 PM
Koalas have a lot of calories.

I wonder if they counted all the dingos that ate babies.

MaxVandalism315
06-19-2008, 03:00 PM
i bet the wii fit had something to do with this
:rofl:

Lobelia Mk. IV
06-19-2008, 03:02 PM
I think that they're eating their pain in Australia. They were probably fine until their national hero died.
:sad: Rest in peace, noble Aussie. Even after you're gone, crocs still rule.

LimeGreenPatato
06-19-2008, 03:05 PM
USA! USA! USA! :woot:


hahahahaha

Gorehound
06-19-2008, 03:07 PM
The crappy economy made us loose our crown!

ThePurpleBunny
06-19-2008, 03:08 PM
This will not help our womenz in the Junk-in-the-Trunk-lympics.

Goodbye 400m Back-That-Thang-Up gold medal.

Adam Warlock
06-19-2008, 03:09 PM
Does that mean that all the Brothas that are looking for chicks are moving to Australia :wow:

No, it means you can read and recycle my posts.

Septimus Prime
06-19-2008, 03:16 PM
i bet the wii fit had something to do with this
:rofl:
Yep. Fighting people at the store in a futile attempt to acquire one of the few undershipped copies of the game burns a ton of calories.

1
06-19-2008, 03:18 PM
Krikey! C'mon Mexico, you should be on this. -_-

Adam Warlock
06-19-2008, 03:21 PM
Krikey! C'mon Mexico, you should be on this. -_-

lol poor countries can't afford to eat.