I've just realized that I'm too old for hot college co-eds

[BBCampbell]

...And that makes me a sad panda...

So, here I am at the ripe old age of 27 and it's summer again. Which means the HAWT young broads are walking around with less clothing...

But this year I look at 'em and I'm like "She's so hot... but she's too young/I'm too old for her" (my verbage varies on my mood. Half-full/half-empty, you know...).

Damn, damn, damn...


Why do we all have to get old?


Discuss.

[Rooks4]

You are a dumbass.

Im 29 and married and still don't think Im too old for them. Stop being such a bitch.

[pherai]

There are lots of young women who are into guys 5-30 years older than them, you just can't pick them up in class anymore since you aren't in class with them.

[Ryu1999]

You are a dumbass.

Im 29 and married and still don't think Im too old for them. Stop being such a bitch.

/thread

[Figcoinc]

Dude I just turned 29, and last year I fucked a 20 year-old little Indian hottie.

Just go for the pussy man. Go for the pussy.

[BBCampbell]

(@ Rooks)

...and I bet you're one of those guys who thinks that 40 isn't too old to get with young girls either...

The Pedo-bus will be coming for you...

[Adam Warlock]

You are a dumbass.

Im 29 and married and still don't think Im too old for them. Stop being such a bitch.

^this. I've only been fucking since I was 12 so that makes me 17 sexually. Perfect.

(@ Rooks)

...and I bet you're one of those guys who thinks that 40 isn't too old to get with young girls either...

The Pedo-bus will be coming for you...

You know what won't be coming? your dick in a college coed, you scared bastard.

[Septimus Prime]

I'm not too old for them.

[Rooks4]

(@ Rooks)

...and I bet you're one of those guys who thinks that 40 isn't too old to get with young girls either...

The Pedo-bus will be coming for you...

If the girls are at least 18 there won't be any bus coming for me except the fucking High-5 Express.

What did you expect to get out of this thread? Some fucking old men whining about the pussy of old and how they don't like the youngins anymore? Some guys like them young. Some guys like them old. This thread is fucking stupid and so are you.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

I'm not very old yet. However, there will be a time where some lonely 20 year old female needs a real man to show her how it's done.

[Figcoinc]

I think you are thinking more, "Do I want a relationship with this girl?" more than "I want to fuck her brains out.".

Once you realize the under 23 female crowd only wants the over 27 crowd because you are stable; then you can take advantage of this innocent thinking by fucking them behind a club and giving them a fake number afterwards. You win.

[Daigo Jr]

I better enjoy my childhood as much as I can!

[maxx]

lol @ thinking ur too old for college bitches. are u nuts? their are always bitches in droves looking for the older man. its a timeless concept. this one girl was a freshman at college and her man was like 35. lol.

im always losing out to those girls cuz im 23 but easily look 17.

[Are_you_okay?!]

If the girls are at least 18 there won't be any bus coming for me except the fucking High-5 Express.

What did you expect to get out of this thread? Some fucking old men whining about the pussy of old and how they don't like the youngins anymore? Some guys like them young. Some guys like them old. This thread is fucking stupid and so are you.

Back in my day I had to walk forty miles, up hill, in the freezing snow to get me some decent pussy. These day guys have it easy with that there internet and the telly-phone inventions I've heard so much about, it's blasphemy is what it is!

I actually think I have heard that before, so hard to tell these days with the constant bitching I hear.

[Adam Warlock]

lol @ thinking ur too old for college bitches. are u nuts? their are always bitches in droves looking for the older man. its a timeless concept. this one girl was a freshman at college and her man was like 35. lol.

im always losing out to those girls cuz im 23 but easily look 17.

And act like you're 11.

Even Maxx goes at the pussy, what's wrong with the OP? I guess BB stands for Big Bitch.

[Rooks4]

Stop being such a bitch.


I guess BB stands for Big Bitch.

Shit. I should have known better. Continue being a bitch, I guess.



..


Bitch.

[maxx]

And act like you're 11.

Even Maxx goes at the pussy, what's wrong with the OP? I guess BB stands for Big Bitch.

:rofl::rofl:

ass.

bb: are you even trying or u just bitching out when they come to the bars n shit?

[OrangeCat]

So, here I am at the ripe old age of 27 and it's summer again. Which means the HAWT young broads are walking around with less clothing...



Discuss.
Anthony Quinn and Hugh Hefner were banging chicks that are a quarter their age. You must have some really great excuse to be having this problem if you are going to continue calling yourself a man.

OC

[Adam Warlock]

:rofl::rofl:

ass.

bb: are you even trying or u just bitching out when they come to the bars n shit?

He rolls up in a convertible walker with leather depends.

[DarkNecrid]

Women like older guys, this is a fact.

[catchafire]

You are a dumbass.

Im 29 and married and still don't think Im too old for them. Stop being such a bitch.

Preach brotha man. I'm tired of young cats acting like fools just because they are over 25... This has got to be a bait thread though...

[BBCampbell]

Erm...

You guys are right.

Can I delete this thread before I get Sonned?

[ThePurpleBunny]

Man, come on. I'll be turning up the output on my oxygen tank and fapping to pics of co-eds when I'm 80.

[Madspunky]

I'm twenty-seven, yet practically all women under the age of twenty-one bore me.
I think I get Campbell's feelings; I often look at teenage girls and wonder "where were you when I was your age?"

[Gord]

:confused:

Unless you got a beer belly, I don't see how you should have any problems pulling coeds at 29

[MaxVandalism315]

i just wish i could of stayed 21 forever :sad:

[Adam Warlock]

I'm twenty-seven, yet practically all women under the age of twenty-one bore me.
I think I get Campbell's feelings; I often look at teenage girls and wonder "where were you when I was your age?"

Fucking dudes 8 years older. You can either ride the bench, or play your position and get in the game.

[maxx]

wait...he lives in sacramento,ca

and says its summer again and the girls are wearing less clothing.

uhhh...isnt it like summer 24/7 in sac-town? aiignt bitches always barely wearing anything in that part of cali?

lol...oh thats right when it hits 40 degrees u all say its winter and pull out the fucking sweaters and fire pits.

[BBCampbell]

Yeah, I'm gonna delete this thread on the grounds of being a bitch.

[Adam Warlock]

Delete is in the edit section. Save yourself while you can.

[Rooks4]

Delete is in the edit section.

You have to have premium for that. It's like 3$, so stop being a bitch and get it done.

[R.P.D rookie]

You have to have premium for that. It's like 3$, so stop being a bitch and get it done.

:rofl:


Now the man has to pay to delete his thread. Inkblot and the mods run a well oiled machine here on srk. :smokin:

[Dragon Punch]

If there's fluff on the muff she's old enough...(i feel so dirty).

[LimeGreenPatato]

...And that makes me a sad panda...

So, here I am at the ripe old age of 27 and it's summer again. Which means the HAWT young broads are walking around with less clothing...

But this year I look at 'em and I'm like "She's so hot... but she's too young/I'm too old for her" (my verbage varies on my mood. Half-full/half-empty, you know...).

Damn, damn, damn...


Why do we all have to get old?


Discuss.

As long as she's passed out, it doesn't matter how old she is.

[TheSix]

I'm not old!

I can't even (legally) drink :party::party::encore:

Keep away from my coeds!

[maxx]

I'm not old!

I can't even (legally) drink :party::party::encore:

Keep away from my coeds!

haha is it bad i thought u were hella older.

[Chachi]

I can only pull in bitches 5 years younger or 5 years older. Ironically, the girls that are my age around here do the same shit. What electromagnetic force is preventing peeps of the same age from hooking up?

[R.P.D rookie]

I can only pull in bitches 5 years younger or 5 years older. Ironically, the girls that are my age around here do the same shit. What electromagnetic force is preventing peeps of the same age from hooking up?

Money. Older men have it.

[maxx]

I can only pull in bitches 5 years younger or 5 years older. Ironically, the girls that are my age around here do the same shit. What electromagnetic force is preventing peeps of the same age from hooking up?

lol the last time i dated a girl of the same age was like in 04. lol.

i honestly dont care as long as their legal. but u always got friends usually who are girls, if ur like in ur 20's and date and 18 year old always giving u grimey looks. i dunno if thats a jealously thing...cuz they always make cracks about them being youngings and can they even drive yet kinda comments.

bitch dont be angry cuz im gettin ass and ur not.

[specs]

I'm 28. If an 18+ (or 21+, depending on where) chick wants to have some fun, I'm down for that, as long as she's hot and legal. No shame here.

Unless I suspect she's lying about her age.

[epp1e]

Move down a bit from Sac-town to the OC. The hot young girls here PREFER the older guys (as long as they have a nice income).

[OrangeCat]

Fucking dudes 8 years older. You can either ride the bench, or play your position and get in the game.
No way man, that mother fucker isn't even IN THE GAME. He's getting clowned in the mascot costume.

OC

[ShinAkumax]

You are a dumbass.

Im 29 and married and still don't think Im too old for them. Stop being such a bitch.

Flawless Victory.

[fishjie]

girls like older guys.

this is nothing new.

[stealthcat]

:confused:

Unless you got a beer belly, I don't see how you should have any problems pulling coeds at 29

or fugly

[BBQ]

No way man! Just because you are 27 doesn't mean you are cut off from college girls. I know a guy that's close to 40 and he's been pulling UT bitches left and right. Maybe long term relationship wise, you are better off with a woman that has a career and everything else in check, but as for sexy fun time, as long as they can go to an 18+ club, it's fair game to anyone. Shit, I just got a number from a super cute half jap, half white 19yr old last night, and I have no moral issues or doubts about seeing her even though I'm 24. So bottom line; you're not old, start doing work.:china:

[pherai]

lol...oh thats right when it hits 40 degrees u all say its winter and pull out the fucking sweaters and fire pits.

Oh, us and our warm weather. Sac is fuckin nasty though.

[AzN_Skater]

im always losing out to those girls cuz im 23 but easily look 17.
:rofl:

Real talk, I'm 25 and I STILL pass for 17. I get ID'd everywhere I go.

[maxx]

:rofl:

Real talk, I'm 25 and I STILL pass for 17. I get ID'd everywhere I go.

haha. i actually look older in my id its kinda funny..when i get carded niggas do 3 takes on my id. even if they seen me before. ive been double carded even when they said ok the first time. they all think its fake haha.

[Nairdas]

:rofl:

Real talk, I'm 25 and I STILL pass for 17. I get ID'd everywhere I go.It's crazy but I've only been IDed for video games and nothing else. Not cigs, not liqour, just M rated video games.

I'm 23, but could pass for 28 or something when I haven't shaved.

Oh to BB, yo ass ain't old enough.

[AzN_Skater]

It's crazy but I've only been IDed for video games and nothing else. Not cigs, not liqour, just M rated video games.

I'm 23, but could pass for 28 or something when I haven't shaved.

Oh to BB, yo ass ain't old enough.

This is funny, I get id'd for the most inane shit:

1) Buying Doom on DVD
2) Buying Shinobi for PS2
3) Buying movie tickets

Yah, I'm that guy. Ridiculous.

[Shukuda]

You know what would be awesome? The 27 year old ladies looking for younger guys!

[Nando]

Close

[Serpent]

Nature usually says older guys hook up with younger girls. Feminist media has brainwashed you against that, but since women ignore that they still hook up with older guys (it just won't be you because you are too stupid).

Also the media is just flat out wrong on age of consent most of the time. It varies by state. NY says 17.

[MrBlank]

stoopsssssss!!

[fishjie]

Nature usually says older guys hook up with younger girls. Feminist media has brainwashed you against that, but since women ignore that they still hook up with older guys (it just won't be you because you are too stupid).

Also the media is just flat out wrong on age of consent most of the time. It varies by state. NY says 17.

oh no way i'm sure a woman would much rather be with an immature college guy who doesnt have his own place, car, or job, instead of a wealthy well established man. after all women don't like men with money.

[Are_you_okay?!]

You know what would be awesome? The 27 year old ladies looking for younger guys!

I'm happy to say I have that =D

[SlothHands]

i'm Not Very Old Yet. However, There Will Be A Time Where Some Lonely 20 Year Old Female Needs A Real Man To Show Her How It's Done.

Qfmt

[Serpent]

You know what would be awesome? The 27 year old ladies looking for younger guys!

lol

girl from my law school year: You know, when we first got here, all the girls were pretty attractive, but now, people aren't looking so good. I guess people lose their looks around 25.

There are still some very attractive women in their late 20s, but the clock is ticking. Get one in her late teens, you're much better off.

That is, if you want to keep it. Otherwise, just avoid preggo trap and you can fuck em well into their 30s actually.

[Azrael]

Get yourself a nice suit and a nice car, and you will pull more pussy than you know what to do with. You don't even have to be attractive, really - it helps, but is not necessary.

Don't go on some Kang shit and prowl the campus even though you're obviously not a student. Get at them in other places - coffee shops, bookstores, the gym! - wherever. If you can score a date, make sure you roll up in that nice car, with the nice suit, and expensive shoes and a brand name watch helps too. Do this, and she'll be gobbling on your knob in no time in the hopes that a little gold might dribble out.

[J-ride]

You young-uns better fucking listen to Azrael, and listen real good. I don't have much to contribute to this thread, other than if it's not illegal, then you're never too old!

EDIT: I can't give Azrael any more positive rep. :(

[seantree]

34 here and still mess with the youngins. I'm told I look 24 though, so I guess the years have been good to me. Of course I never stress out about anything, and work a job I find rewarding
(work with autistic individuals). No gray hair, no wrinkles. Shit, perhaps the lack of wrinkles is from staying pasty white due to being inside playing games constantly. Wait, inside playing games constantly equals no pussy. Please disregard this post.

[Septimus Prime]

Here's what you do:

1. Buy a PS3.
2. Play Metal Gear.
3. Who has time for women?

[The Epidemic]

^sep u still didnt mail me your old ps3. I told u ill give you 20$
whats the problem?

[Kunai]

I think mental age is much more important than physical age. I think I'm at that age where I start to care about certain things that show maturity in a woman:

* independent (not a girl who will get bitchy if you don't pay attention to her 24/7)
* totally chill (down for whatever, doesn't get butt-hurt about anything)
* confident (knows what she wants, and will get it)
* likes you for who you are (not what you have, what you can become, or likes you only for superficial reasons)

I've seen girls who do fit this description. It's really rare, but they're out there. I've even seen a few girls like that here in Japan, and this place has wayyyy more superficial girls than the US. If they are legal, and they fit the above description, I wouldn't think twice about hooking up with them.

However, if I was hanging around with a girl, and I felt like I was either babysitting her or really felt the age difference, then yeah, I'd say no.

Also, girls that are legal and hot/cute are good eye-candy, no matter what age you are.

PS: I will be 32 next month, but I have been told by many that I look 25.

[alchemist78]

i thikn when you get into the upper 20's, 21 and older becomes your bracket, with MATURE 20 yo's being the exception. 19 and under are a no.