Bee on my Desk

[Netology]

Theres a bee on my desk as I type this. He's just sitting there turning around in a circle and giving me ugly looks.


Part of me wants to squish him because he could sting me and thus piss me off - but part of me thinks he probably wouldn't want to be squished.


What should I do? Is it wrong to kill bugs?

[Gumbercules]

kill it

[Wantonx]

Nope. Kill everything you legally can and eat it to gain it's power

[drobizh]

Take a screenshot...:cybot:

[drobizh]

Nope. Kill everything you legally can and eat it to gain it's power

Watching Riddick 2?

[Raziel321]

this hardly merits a thread... bee's are chill unless u aggro

[Figcoinc]

Just let it bee.

HAHAHAHAH....haha.........heh...yea...........

damn the corniness is strong today.

[gabrielzero]

Yup. Ignore it and give it a name.

[SmackTalkSupreme]

Be sure to make a thread the next time you have to take a piss, or decide to go eat food. I'm sure the general population at SRK can't wait to hear whats happening next in your life.

[Are_you_okay?!]

First a bat in a house, now a bee at a desk?

What thread will be next?!

Man the fuck up and kill that bitch, if he tries to fly anti-air the fool with a Shoryuken.

[Figcoinc]

First a bat in a house, now a bee at a desk?

What thread will be next?!


My guess is:

One-eyed lizard in my pants....!!

[Demon Dash]

Just stick a cup over him and cover it up with a sheet of paper, easilly put it out the window...

[Manx]

Make him do your paper work while you pick flowers for him. everyone will wonder how you managed to do all your while while being outside acting extremely gay. :tup:

[Netology]

I think he just died on my desk,

he hasn't moved for a few minutes and I don't wanna poke and aggro him...

;[

[Hatred Edge]

Put it in your mouth.

[doujinshi_2001]

Just let it bee.

HAHAHAHAH....haha.........heh...yea...........

damn the corniness is strong today.

LOL i dunno why this was so funny to me....:rofl:

[Are_you_okay?!]

My guess is:

One-eyed lizard in my pants....!!

:rofl: Help it keeps standing up and spitting at me, what should I do next?!

[RyuHikaru]

Touch him to see what happens.

[scum gale 88]

kill the damn thing, bees are retarded, there are thousands exactly like it at whatever hive it lives in. trust me, they wont miss him.

OR:

put a little top hat on him and sing songs with him. AWESOME

[DaDesiCanadian]

Touch him to see what happens.

This is also good advice for the future one-eyed lizard in my pants thread.

[RaishinX]

You're his bitch now. There's nothing you can do.

[Netology]

k so I poked him with my one-eyed lizard...and now he flew into my closet

:<

[Figcoinc]

LOL i dunno why this was so funny to me....:rofl:

Because I am the only dumbass willing to say it.

I am Pun-tastic!!!!! :party:

[Ferdinandz]

Stomp that motherfucker

[Manx]

Yeah, stomp em in da (honey) nutz.

[drobizh]

Reports of bees dying in my country. They are bout to declare an ecological catastophe. Nice

[Rhio2k]

Theres a bee on my desk as I type this. He's just sitting there turning around in a circle and giving me ugly looks.

WTF?! Net, you got served and you just took it? That's crap. Netology, when somebody (or something) challenges you to dance, you have to dance back at them or else they'll think you're weak. :shake:

[drobizh]

Rhio you should be a rapper. Answer beef.