Most interesting thing that happened to you

[Netology]

This is probably the only interesting thing that has happened to me.

It was early one morning, like 6am I just woke up, my eyes were half open half closed and I was heading towards my garage for some reason...

far in the distance I see this bird flying...he was flying pretty low to the ground and coming towards me so I decided to just wait and see what happens.

Moments later he was about to smack me in the forehead so I dodged to the side and for some reason my right arm just shot up into the air like claw, it was like some sort of ancient caveman instinct totally outta my control...and bang! I'm standing there with a bird in my hand - ya I caught it in midflight. Impressive? I know

[Figcoinc]

Your a ninja aren't you?

[DaDesiCanadian]

Well I guess a bird in hand is better than a bee in the closet.

[MaxVandalism315]

speaking of bees, on wednesday i go outside and theres a bee hive almost right in front of my door on the wall. Im like wtf? how long has that been there. then the next day it was gone. O_o

[MagnetGenocide]

speaking of bees, on wednesday i go outside and theres a bee hive almost right in front of my door on the wall. Im like wtf? how long has that been there. then the next day it was gone. O_o

wtf? how does that happeN??:sweat:

[DaDesiCanadian]

I propose a crack squad of SRK investigators to solve this mystery.

[CarreauOverkill]

Similar thing happened to me, once. There were these kids who had slipped past the gates into a private parking hall and were pestering passerbys with their pea shooters. I saw a pea hit the ground next to me, so I turned around and lifted my hand to protect my face from any potential projectiles. The moment I turned, I felt a dried pea snap against my palm and I instinctively closed my hand around it. Not really realizing what had happened, I opened my hand and looked at the pea and then looked up at the kids who were too awestruck to hide behind the ledge. I shrugged my shoulders, flicked the pea straight into a nearby trash can and walked away, feeling incredibly ninja.

Not the most interesting thing I've ever done, though.

[MaxVandalism315]

wtf? how does that happeN??:sweat:

idk but it was almost the size of a football

[BuddenOne]

i seen a ufo before

[orochizoolander]

I propose a crack squad of SRK investigators to solve this mystery.

I second this notion, ok so now we move on to who should be on SRK's unsolved mysteries squad.

Possible candidates:

million- His tried and true bluntness will ensure that the truth is found out no matter how vile it may be.
jae hoon- The voice of dissent, he'll be there to stop hive mind opinions in it's tracks and help spark differing theories on what happened.
fishjie- a very level headed and logical member of our community who would do all the real detective work.
muff daddy- the muscle, if the group runs into trouble this guy is here to throw the cheeseburgers.
stuckey- he'll entertain the group with his tales during the downtime.
will gotti- brings the realness and won't hesitate to lay down the knowledge when someone in the group fucks up.
carpet lint- not sure why i'm including him but he just fits.
viciousslash- the white guy who will do none of the work and take all the credit.

[MaxVandalism315]

^ no flipkev?

[Vynce]

One time in the grocery store, a friend of mine threw a roll of paper-wrapped toilet paper at me from behind. I glanced back just in time to see him do it. I stomped one foot on the ground and made a fist at my side (if Akuma was going to parry tp from behind,say). The toilet paper hit my fist square, and blew out of its wrapper. The roll went flying away as the paper slowly floated to the ground. Friend says, "Th...That was amazing." It was!

[RAGING DEMON KANJI]

[majeh]

my buddy was flicking paper balls at me and after the 500th, stuck out my hand and caught that shit while it was going at least 250fps...

someone lobbed a lemon at me from across the cafeteria and i saw it coming and swatted it as hard as i could back. it missed the person and landed in a fry cup perfectly and the fry cup just slid across the table with a lemon in it..

[THE 0RKO]

i once piped a fat hooker and threw up the westside.

[Netology]

Im seeing a few reaction-catching style stories, but I don't think anyone can top my bird catching story...try something else

>:]

[Ki Shima]

This isn't as interesting as the rest of you guys im sure but it's the only interesting thing that has happened to me.

one afternoon, like 6pm I just woke up from my nap, my eyes were half open half closed and I was heading towards my swimming pool for some reason...

about 2 or 3 hundred meters I see this bi plane flying, it was flying pretty low to the ground and coming towards me, I stool still for some odd reason and zoned out for a while

Moments later it was very very close to my house and looked like it was about to crash; so I dodged to the side and for some reason my right arm just shot up into the air like a claw, it was like some sort of ancient God Fist instinct totally outta my control...and bang! I'm standing there with a plane in my hand - ya I caught it in midflight. Impressive?

[igotalottastuff]

I kicked a pigeon. And the youngs were watching.

[Ho0v-Man]

I make tidal waves with my mind. Catch as many birds as you want.

I'LL SUBMERGE YOUR WORLD!!!

[Shaft Agent]

Im seeing a few reaction-catching style stories, but I don't think anyone can top my bird catching story...try something else

>:]

on my first try. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Kendama.jpg):encore:

and here's a few hundred more interesting things SRK peeps have experienced, ya thread 'sampler'.:xeye:

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=4627852&postcount=5
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=4627860&postcount=6

[Magulorist]

I was on a riding lawnmower mowing my lawn, when the front wheel of the lawnmower feel into a ditch. It turns out, the ditch was the entrance to a rabbit hole full of baby rabbits. The loud noise of the lawnmower scared them out of the hole and into the blades of the lawnmower. it was a shocking day as the lawnmower was tilted by the ditch causing the blades to completely avoid the babies rabbits altogether. I know because there was no blood or organs on the lawn or mower.

A friend of my was leaving when he saw a rabbit in my drive through. He crept up on it like solid snake, then made an explosive jump to scare the rabbit into the street. Sadly to the rabbit , a black suv was speeding towards it ways. The rabbit ran into the rear tire of the SUV. The rabbit was flung back into my yard and with it's stomach cavity revealed.

[Netology]

bitches don't know about my bird catching skills

[ulovemikeroch]

Fuckload of text.
Holy shit you have been thinking way too hard/much about this.

[fistoftheryustar]

Impressive? I know

dont say that.

but yea just yesterday i was asking my mom how the hell my grandma ever managed to catch birds like it was nothing. my grandma is pretty old and i thought slow. but she could catch them almost at will.

i remember she brought one into the patio for a day. we forgot to let it out and the next day there was shit on the doorknob. opened the door and there was bird shit everywhere. we even forgot to feed it and the room was just completely shat on.

i hope you didnt forget to let that sucker go afterwards

[OrangeCat]

Might as well rename this the "Ninja moments" thread.

OC

[PozerWolf]

Odd question, but ok.

I asked my room mate "What is the most interesting thing about me?"

Room mate tells me, "For someone as smart as you to ask something so stupid."


Can't tell if thats a good thing or not >_>

[Warpticon]

When I was a senior in high school, my mom had borrowed a truck to help us move. we loaded the thing up, and for some reason my mom didn't see fit to tie stuff down. Anyway, I'm riding with friends in a car behind my mom's truck when a rocking chair comes flying out of the bed. We swerve around it with fair ease and try to catch up with my mom to tell her what happened...and that's when we saw the explosion in the rear view mirror.