fistoftheryustar
07-10-2008, 04:27 PM
After what happened, I think Im not the only one who has had some awkward moments with their neighbors. What's your story?
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I know Im not the only one here who likes to wear nothing but boxers at home. It's just something you get to do as a man.
My mom said our filipina neighbor MIGHT be stopping by. Later, I'm playing video games with my dad. SMB2 on Super Mario All Stars. I had beaten the game a few times lately so that I was trying to beat it with one hand. Takes bit more concentration and you're not alert to what is going on around you. I hear the door open and the annoying filipino mom to mom chatter alerts me. I think "oh man Im almost butt naked...meh its ok she far away and my mom said she'd keep the neighbor in the room away from us."
Well my mom goes in to the room to get an envelope and whatdya know...the annoying filipino habit of "checking out a house thats not yours" possesses my neighbor to follow my mom. I hear the shit coming but Im too focused on trying to kill that damn pink egg spitting dinosaur. I kind of try to sit on the floor so that maybe the couch will block her view. I hear the annoying filipina chatter and then bam..."Ay! SORR-YYY!" She sees me in my boxers and like walks off back to the room my mom wanted her to stay in. I tried to play it off by grabbing a pillow, covering myself, and saying "Oh man you saw me naked" in a sarcastic joking voice. But she didnt even turn around, so I couldnt even jokingly rebound that.
After she left my mom says "That'll teach her!"
Was worse than the time outside my house when my friend said "Dont fart in me car" then I got out and let out a loud mean one. Then I looked up and saw my next door neighbors staring at me. Did I mention they moved away?
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I know Im not the only one here who likes to wear nothing but boxers at home. It's just something you get to do as a man.
My mom said our filipina neighbor MIGHT be stopping by. Later, I'm playing video games with my dad. SMB2 on Super Mario All Stars. I had beaten the game a few times lately so that I was trying to beat it with one hand. Takes bit more concentration and you're not alert to what is going on around you. I hear the door open and the annoying filipino mom to mom chatter alerts me. I think "oh man Im almost butt naked...meh its ok she far away and my mom said she'd keep the neighbor in the room away from us."
Well my mom goes in to the room to get an envelope and whatdya know...the annoying filipino habit of "checking out a house thats not yours" possesses my neighbor to follow my mom. I hear the shit coming but Im too focused on trying to kill that damn pink egg spitting dinosaur. I kind of try to sit on the floor so that maybe the couch will block her view. I hear the annoying filipina chatter and then bam..."Ay! SORR-YYY!" She sees me in my boxers and like walks off back to the room my mom wanted her to stay in. I tried to play it off by grabbing a pillow, covering myself, and saying "Oh man you saw me naked" in a sarcastic joking voice. But she didnt even turn around, so I couldnt even jokingly rebound that.
After she left my mom says "That'll teach her!"
Was worse than the time outside my house when my friend said "Dont fart in me car" then I got out and let out a loud mean one. Then I looked up and saw my next door neighbors staring at me. Did I mention they moved away?