Porn names for video games past and present

[afrikanpygmy]

Some friends of mine were bored and one of them thought it would be really funny if we tried making up dirty sounding alternate names for NES games. Here are some of the ones we thought of:

Kid Dickarus
Mega Muff
Little Nemo the Wet Dream Master

As we ran out of ideas, I figured that I would ask SRK what ideas they had. Does anyone want to contribute?

[Seijuro-HIko]

Street Fucker 3 Second cumming.

God Dick

Metal Tits Solid 4 Silicon of the Patriots

Super Smash Sluts Brawl

Need 4 Squeeze Underground

Monster Milf Hunter

God of Fuck

Blah all of those sucked ass...

[McTease]

Metal Gear Hard: Dicks of Liberty
Command & Conquer Genitals
WWE: Condom vs Raw

[Luciano Leone]

Metal Queer Solid
Metal Queer Solid 3: Snake Eater (still works)
Call of Booty
Call of Booty 4: Modern Whore Fair
Mass Erect
Super Smashed Sisters
Devil Gay Guy
Armored Whore
Biocock

I could go all day

[Warpticon]

Wait, this thread wasn't made by TS?

[kimo_kata]

Metal Queer Solid
Metal Queer Solid 3: Snake Eater (still works)
Call of Booty
Call of Booty 4: Modern Whore Fair
Mass Erect
Super Smashed Sisters
Devil Gay Guy
Armored Whore
Biocock

I could go all day

Who's stopping you? lol

[McTease]

Metal Queer Solid
Metal Queer Solid 3: Snake Eater (still works)
Devil Gay Guy

I could go all day

no homo?
They're all good though.

[AmbiguousCrosup]

Cunter Strike
Poke-her-man

[Lobelia Mk. IV]

Metroid Prime Cunters

[epp1e]

Skeet Fighter 3: Turd Strike

[Reveal]

Metal Queer Solid
Metal Queer Solid 3: Snake Eater (still works)
Call of Booty
Call of Booty 4: Modern Whore Fair
Mass Erect
Super Smashed Sisters
Devil Gay Guy
Armored Whore
Biocock

I could go all day
LOL! Too good. Please, keep going :rofl:

[pherai]

I didn't think this would be funny, and I was right :arazz:

[Chozen1]

I didn't think this would be funny, and I was right :arazz:


come on pherai, show SOME humor bro:shake:, I laughed @ a few :looney:

[Lobelia Mk. IV]

Street Fucker II: The World's Whorier

[Reveal]

I didn't think this would be funny, and I was right :arazz:

Come on, man... Call of BOOTY! How is that NOT funny? Haha, that had me rollin'.

[Luciano Leone]

A Bone in the Dark
The Orange Cocks
skeet.
SimTitty
Deus Sex
Guilty Queer
Skeet or Die

[Doctor Shaft]

The Legend of Zelda: Bukkake Princess
"The WiiMote is not a sword in this one...."

That's the best I got.

[Weta]

Exclusively on NES: Dicktales.
Featuring Splooge McDick.

Yes, this is a real romhack, look it up if you dare.

[Bob Sagat]

Titsunoko vs Capcum

[Darkstalker]

Ninja Guys' Den
Breasts of Fire V: Dragon's Quarters
Fatal Furries: Rape Abounds Special

Probably lame, but I've got nothing better to do at the moment.

[epp1e]

Whale Tails of Symphonia

[Shinkuu Tatsumaki]

I believe you could leave Final Fantasy's name the way it is and you could imagine what it'd be like.

[King9999]

Haha, good ones. Here's a few from me:

-Perfect Dick
-Gays of War
-Grand Theft Homo
-Panty Raider
-AssTropics
-BoobCraft
-The Sex Ends With You
-Crisis Whore: FFVII

[Bob Sagat]

Spanking Monkey Ball? :confused:

[Manx]

Nothing is easier to come up with than Ass Hunter. :tup:
The multiplayer award clearly goes to World Of Whorecraft.

And don't forget the all-time Gameboy classic, Titris.
While we're on the classics, remember Bump 'n Rump?
Loadblasters?
Or Road Gash?
Excitedike?
River City Handsome.
Even more two-player action with your bro in Double Taggin'.
The rape game, Mike Tyson's *@#%-out!

[COUM]

I didn't think this would be funny, and I was right :arazz:

a few were funny but ya pretty much this

[Kyoujin]

My Gear is Sold: Tat tickles; 'Ese, pee on her vag!'

Elite Beat (off on her tits) Agents

Yoshi's Island.....of fucking

[epp1e]

Pa Rapa the Raper

[marshun]

Elite Beat Skeet Agents

[TS]

Warp: Uh, first of all, how dare you. I think it's clear that I operate with a bit more class than that, thank you very much.


That said.




Dyke Tyson's Munch Out
sMegamaman
Skeets of Rage 2
Internal Champions
House of the Head
Pickmen
Grand Theft/Autoerotic Asphyxiation
Geometry Whores
Little Negro: The Cream Master




Einhander
Smash Brothers
Splatterhouse
Master Blaster
Climax Landers
Phantasy Star
Final Fantasy etc

[Orochi Jeebus]

irritating stick

[Darklightjg1]

Pair of Dikes Eve
Final Fantasy Tact Dicks
Crash Ban Dicks, Cooch (or Crash Bandit's Cooch)
SXXX Tricks (E)
Sonic the head hog
The (Cunt) Punisher
The King of Fuckers: Maximum Impact
The King of Fuckers 98: Ultimate Batch
Kid Cum Millions
Donkey Dong: Jungle Fever

...some of you got some dirty minds, I swear. :looney:

[Ouroborus]

Guilty Queer XX The Midnight Orgy
Guilty Queer XX Accent Whore

[Oroman]

Silver Skeet

Cunt Commando

[FighterX]

Mega Man Sex
Mega Man Sex 2 etc. etc.
Boob Raider (probably already taken)
Ballz (lol)
Mortal Kumbat

[manji187]

Anal Fury: The Rise of Rock Howhard...


Beat that, lol

[afrikanpygmy]

Here's more.

Womb Raider
Double Penetration Dragon
Raper Mario
Cockwork Knight
10 Yard Phallus
Panzer Dragoo
Gimps 'n Goblins
Fill-her 7
Hung-Fu

[VruS]

PooN

[Mr Mort]

Some of you need to lighten up a bit. Does it really hurt to get a chuckle out of a good poop/fart/porn joke once in a while?

Stretch Panic
ASStroke Boy
RUMPage: Total Destruction
Pimping Mama: Suck-off
Crimson Pies: High road to rags
Omega Boobs

[Rick_Son]

Super Butt Brothers
God of Whores
Dick or Alive Xtreme Bitch Volleyball
Need for weed:Most Wanted (LOL)
Tekken Smash Tournament
Porno Hearts 1 & 2

[manji187]

Ok, I'm intrigued...

Pack Men
D.P. Pro A.M.
Rock N' Roll Raping
Mighty Morphin Shower Strangers, lol
25 to Life
GTA: Jeffrey's Gay Ass

[SiLLiEMutAfuKA]

Beatmania.

[marshun]

Spider-Man:Friend Or Ho

[Demon Dash]

Oh you didn't just get me started?!

Metal Rear Solid
Fucking Fantasy
Balls of Duty
Chrono Finger
Fist Up The North Star
Wonky Dong
Super Mario FTV
Crackdrown
Head Rising
The Orange Cocks
Pokememan
Super Falaciao World
Dragon's Breasts
Wonky Dong 3: Dixie Dong's Double Penetration
Purple Eye 007

I'll be back with more...

[manji187]

hmm...

Pimp My Wife
Bruce Wee: Return of the Faggot
Timecock
Out of This Girl
Samurai Hodown
Bastard & Skank: Up Your Ass & All
Cabello's Championship Deer Fuck
Burning Rangers
Oral Kombat
Filler Instinct
Rape: The Dark Age
Pocket Fucker
Pokemon Pop Shot

[Ghostal]

Twisted Nipple: Black
Homo Cross
Enter the Latex
Hole Edge
Cock Cock

And of course the Skeet Fighter series:
Skeet Fighter 3: Third Stroke
Skeet Fighter 3: Double Impact -__-
Skeet Fighter 2 Turbo: Hymen Fighting
Skeet Fighter I'll Fit 3 Up Her

[Lobelia Mk. IV]

irritating stick

FUCK YES :rock:

[JSN723]

Whorecraft II:Thighs of Darkness

[epp1e]

Pole Calibur

[King9999]

-Captain Cummando
-Street Felcher 2
-Double Dribble
-Head Rising
-Poke-a-man Gold
-Sphincter Cell
-Guilty Gear XXX

[CD_Vision]

Exclusively on NES: Dicktales.
Featuring Splooge McDick.

Yes, this is a real romhack, look it up if you dare.

Don't encourage this. I hate romhacks that don't modify the gameplay at all.

[FighterX]

Cock Band

[nGuman]

Warcock
Bootiful Hoe
Jak and Fucker: The Preteen Pregnancy
Desire Porn Wrestling: Returns.
Psychobutts
Funky Island
Day of the Tentacle.
Sam and Max: Hit the Whore.

[manji187]

Homo Nigga (Chrono Trigger)
Secret of Mama
Fathead Rising
Gay-Lo
No Escape
Orgasmic Park
Homo Alone: Lust in Manhattan
Cunt Hunt
Sonic 3-dude Blast
DPPO (dunno if ggpo counts)
Dragon Balls
Evil Head 2: Lips Full Of Boomstick
Mr. Driller
Dig-Dug
Michael Jackson's Kidstalker
Sex-Men: Children, Even Cattle

[NeoBlood]

Shadow of the Colossal Tits/Ass (whatever)
I think ive heard Womb Raider somewhere before.
BlazBlue Balls
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Arcade Game.... with whores.

[Gorehound]

Oral Sphere
Space Channel 69
LocoRocock
Cuntlet
Mario Sex Party
Queers of War
Gears of Whore
Snatch-Her
Hot CumShots Golf: Open Pee 2
Havest PoonTang: Island of Ha-Penis
Night Tramp (Night Trap)
Sengoku Ass-ara XXX
Diablow-job
Sin-dy and Punishment
PersonAss 3
Dead or Alive Extreme Volleyball......with Men

[MaxVandalism315]

bang bang revolution

[manji187]

Assassin's Queef
Hogan's Alley
True Grime: New York's Titties
Hard Till I Leak-O (Ar Tonelico, if you've seen it)
Dis-Gay-A
Ho's In The Shell: Suck N' Blow Complex
Jaws
Sexin 5: Dark Circumcision
MTV Splooge Generator
Bang-O & Kablooey
Cocker's Bad Fur Day
King of The Gobblers
Internal Champions
Sonic C Deez...Nuts...
Crack-Up or Crackdown (guess it depends on what position u like...)
Thrill Fill
Wu-Thang: Shaolin Style
FIFA (Fit in, fit all) 2000 dicks
The Ho: Mark of Her Hooves
Scarface
50 Cent: Pull it, Poot!
Sphincter Challenge (spectre challenge, old game)
Scorched Earth
The Simpsons: Bart's wife, Claire
Incest of The 3 Kingdoms
Rape Ho's Tycoon
Gobble Gladiators

[Dragon Punch]

No offense but you and your buddies either need some more hobbies or girls. Most likely the later.

[Etcetera]

Street Fucker
Final Fuck X

... real cosplay porn flicks btw.

[manji187]

No offense but you and your buddies either need some more hobbies or girls. Most likely the later.

No offense, but you either need to loosen up or get your head out of your ass. Most likely the later... Some people always try to fuck up another's fun.

Street Fucker
Final Fuck X

... real cosplay porn flicks btw.

I saw Final Fuck X a while ago, It was interesting, until that bukkake shit. :wtf:
If Lulu was a real person...:rofl:

[DEMON_JIM]

Mass Erect

So simple yet so damn funny :rofl::rofl::rofl:

-DJ-

[Rick_Son]

2 Old Games...

Mr. Nutz & Ballz