What is the first thing you do after you wake-up?

[metamatsu]

After you piss, or shit, and wash your hands after waking, what's the first thing you do?

[epp1e]

Depends on my mood

[DarthTrey]

Take the dogs outside.

[Lantis]

Eat breakfast.

[Black Chanler]

Usually check the news for the weather. Or get a morning beat off going.

[ShinkuuR]

Go back to sleep.

[BIGWORM]

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl.

[Team Cable]

Read the Los Angeles Times.

[majeh]

look at my phone and then take a pee poop.

[Rick Fn Stalvey]

I watch the weather reports for the day.

[Donut223]

Log onto srk

[mags]

AHVB x3 my girlfriend.

[voodazz]

Lie and bed and mentally plan/prepare for the day.

[Satomiblood]

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/31/45-the-sunday-new-york-times/

If it's a weekend or any other day I have off, I open the blinds to my balcony and feed the cat.

If it's a workday, I open the blinds to my balcony and feed the cat.

[Nairdas]

Hop on the computer.

[rcaido]

If my asian wife is home i do sexy time with her...If not i just make something to eat...

[Biolink]

1) On most days check SRK
2) If I wake up late watch Family Feud, Cheaters, and Maury.
3) If I wake up early I take a walk to the gas station and buy me a $2.00 Gatorade. Then to Maxwell's to buy me either a Polish or Double Cheeeburger.

[Pat the Great]

i usually check SRK way before the morning piss.

If my asian wife is home i do sexy time with her...If not i just make something to eat...

i was all about to post some wisecrack about doing sexy time with your asian wife when she's not at your house.

then i saw your avatar.

:sad:

:sad:

[Sonic_Reaper]

Hop on the computer.

For life yo!

[Septimus Prime]

Block.

Some people like to parry when they wake up, but that shit's risky.

[MCP]

For the next three weeks,
go to the beach for special training at 6am.

[Nokato]

If its a weekday--I'm usually annoyed because I know its the start of another day and that means going to work. But yeah, I turn my alarm (cell) clock off and go get clean.

If its a weekend I usually look around and then go back to sleep for another hour, then start my day.

[Alzarath]

Eat, and then:

If I'm working that morning: Get dressed and head out.

If I don't work till later, or have off that day: go online and spam irc/dl more animu/pr0n/etc..

[FistsofFury]

Smoke a cigarette with a glass of water.

I'm never hungry when I first wake up...the thought of eating after waking up is very strange to me. I need a couple hours to build an appetite.

[King9999]

I eat and log on to SRK before heading to work.

[The Chief]

Brush my teeth...

[Jimmy Bones]

1)Breakfast
2)SRK
3)GGPO.

[robotchop]

check srk, eat, watch tv

[BrentoBox]

After you piss, or shit, and wash your hands after waking, what's the first thing you do?

Eat or maybe turn on the TV if I don't feel like getting up immediately. But eat is usually the right answer.

[Spinning Beat]

Most days:Hop on the computer

If I wake up early: Walk to get breakfast somewhere or go back to sleep

[Hatred Edge]

-Open IE.
-Check dustloop.
-Check bookmarked big tit porn sites for updates.
-Go on SRK.
-Look through vid porn sites for any new material.
-Check out anime media for new stuff.
-Go back to SRK.

[PimpC]

slap the shit out of my alarm

[4Play]

Feed the pets.

[Dragonfave723]

a) Brush my teeth
b) Wash my face
c) Make Breakfast
d) Watch morning shows (only on weekdays)
e) Check my email
f) Browse Dailykos.com, then SRK.com/forums

[RaishinX]

Block.

Some people like to parry when they wake up, but that shit's risky.

Ya know what? I've no joke left to post.

-I'll prolly start playing video games.
-Internet sometimes.
-Took out the garbage a couple times
-I used to take the dog(s) out.
-Go back to sleep
-Eat

[goodm0urning]

Murder the world.

[kz0060]

Block.

Some people like to parry when they wake up, but that shit's risky.

lul.

I ALWAYS splash water on my eyes when I wake up. I hate dry eyes. i hate crusty eye boogs.

[Okazaki III]

check my phone

[Arcas V]

Play music.

[CrouchingTiger]

WoW to check auctions. It's a sad state of affairs. =(

[Pablo_the_Mex]

Usually, I will just hit a switch. Then I will take a few minutes to compose myself, and proceed to slap a bitch.