The 6 worst comic book super-husbands

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

here we goooo :amazed: (http://www.cracked.com/article_16512_6-worst-comic-book-super-husbands.html)

[Sano]

Henry Pym not #1 = Instafail.

After OMD/BND I can't argue that Spider-Man is a good husband. :mad:

Well pre OMD/BND he was a good husband and he's still a good husband in Stan Lee's strip and Spider-Girl, there's that I guess. :wonder:

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

yeah Henry Pym is a pretty bad husband. that man has some mental issues.

[Akutabi Gamma]

Even tho his pimp hand will thwart the Invasion.

[Sano]

What about Wolverine? His marriage to Viper is full of LOLs. He didn't even sleep with her while they were married, DAMN! Even Hawkeye said he would sleep with Viper if he had the chance. :rofl:

[DS]

Even tho his pimp hand will thwart the Invasion.

I believe in Henry Pym.

EDIT - In some countries, it's spelled Pymp Hand. Just sayin'.

[nGuman]

Mr. Fantastic = Abusive husband. I guess Sue Richards still stayed because his dong can be the longest thing in the world.

[DaDesiCanadian]

What about the dad from Invincible?

Loving, caring, superhero husband, only to find out he's actually just waiting to take over the earth, and killed the entire equivalent of the Justice League.

But wait, he reforms!

...only to marry and have kids with....an insect.

[DS]

Mr. Fantastic = Abusive husband. I guess Sue Richards still stayed because his dong can be the longest thing in the world.

Nah, he just ignores the bitch.

[goodm0urning]

I hate Cracked so very much. Are they even capable of producing anything that isn't some shitty list?

[UltraDavid]

What, Spiderman married Mary Jane?? Um, spoiler warning please!

[maxx]

What about the dad from Invincible?

Loving, caring, superhero husband, only to find out he's actually just waiting to take over the earth, and killed the entire equivalent of the Justice League.

But wait, he reforms!

...only to marry and have kids with....an insect.

lol why because he turns out to be vegeta..nah he turned good in the end.

the father from wanted as bad ass father of the year award imo.

[Zephyranthes]

I hate Cracked so very much. Are they even capable of producing anything that isn't some shitty list?

Cracked is almost like a poor, crippled, third world country man's Mad. Only not as well-produced.

[Pained Auron]

pym should be #1.

[Are_you_okay?!]

Gave me the experience of seeing Pym back hand Janet, and really, was it all that bad? Put that bitch in her place Pym!

He's a man's man that Pym.

[maxx]

pym should be #1.

did norman off his wife or have anything to do with her death..if so he would def be #1.

[Pained Auron]

did norman off his wife or have anything to do with her death..if so he would def be #1.

no. he just got the girl pregnant, then broke her neck. it smells like blondes, death and victory

[maxx]

no. he just got the girl pregnant, then broke her neck. it smells like blondes, death and victory

:rofl::rofl:

lol he broke her neck? my man norman is numba 1.

[Pained Auron]

not his wife. i was talking about gwen stacy. read tbolts 120

[Rhio2k]

What about the dad from Invincible?

Loving, caring, superhero husband, only to find out he's actually just waiting to take over the earth, and killed the entire equivalent of the Justice League.

But wait, he reforms!

...only to marry and have kids with....an insect.

Viltrumites in general have issues. And are sexually compatible with damn near EVERYTHING...that's not a good combo.

Holy shit, Hulk married Freeza's sister?!

[Adam Warlock]

Gave me the experience of seeing Pym back hand Janet, and really, was it all that bad? Put that bitch in her place Pym!

He's a man's man that Pym.

Shrinking her and having ants beat her ass was the best thing he ever did.

[myleftshoe]

Not to sound obvious, but did anyone else think it was a funny when Jean Grey says "I thought I'd find my husband in your head."