No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops always fall to your pants

[fistoftheryustar]

Is it true?

I think everytime I piss theres one drop that always makes it to the underpants.

[Darko]

depends



sorry guys

[dodgers2213]

true for me

[Pablo_the_Mex]

I usually wait a while, more than the average person after I drain the snake. I hate that shit so much.

[DJ Ether]

When you got a big dick like me, its a fucking hassle shaking that beast. I just lump it back in the boxers and hope for the best.

[P. Gorath]

dab it with a tissue when the enviroment allows

[Septimus Prime]

Just piss in your pants. Then you won't care about the last drop.

[The Epidemic]

Just piss in your pants. Then you won't care about the last drop.

:rofl::rofl:

[kimterran]

maybe you weren't shaking it hard enough. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7hTVVpli4g)

[tajiri]

maybe you weren't shaking it hard enough. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7hTVVpli4g)

if he shakes too hard, urine wouldn't be the only liquid getting on his pants.

:/

[sonny8988]

Thats why you wear underwear

[oohappytofuoo]

shakes, dap it with tissue, go back in only to feel something dripping down your leg.. Yeah, i wait longer than usual as well.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

maybe you weren't shaking it hard enough. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7hTVVpli4g)


:wasted::wasted::wasted:

why?

[Amordien]

maybe you weren't shaking it hard enough. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7hTVVpli4g)

:mad: You motherfucker!

[OsgX]

maybe you weren't shaking it hard enough. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7hTVVpli4g)

:sad: So nasty...

[GensouGoroshi]

Like some others I wait longer than usual. There are those rare times where I forget, though. :mad:

[WARNA BROTHER]

That's where the argument of washing your hands after u use the bathroom is so vital. You have got to wash!!! There is always some residue left over; and when you go back into your drawers to pull it out, you are going to get some residue on your hands. If u don't wash, you going to be going around touching stuff with piss hands:mad: It's the same reason I use a paper towel to open a public restroom door when I'm leaving, because some people is NASTY!

This had to be said.

[Sonichuman]

That's where the argument of washing your hands after u use the bathroom is so vital. You have got to wash!!! There is always some residue left over; and when you go back into your drawers to pull it out, you are going to get some residue on your hands. If u don't wash, you going to be going around touching stuff with piss hands:mad: It's the same reason I use a paper towel to open a public restroom door when I'm leaving, because some people is NASTY!

This had to be said.

those people probably wear scarves too...

[platinum_pinoy]

depends



sorry guys

classic.

[LimeGreenPatato]

It's always funny when your at the urinals and you see like three guys around you just shaking the shit out of it. Man you just need to squeeze it out, there's no need to go overboard.

[buyproduct]

Its an effect of pissing while standing. To avoid the sprinkle, squat while shaking. At home I sit down and let gravity do its thing. At work just use one of the handicap stations. It gives you enough room to squat while you shake. Squating allows for better pressure equilization.

[kimterran]

Its an effect of pissing while standing. To avoid the sprinkle, squat while shaking. At home I sit down and let gravity do its thing. At work just use one of the handicap stations. It gives you enough room to squat while you shake.

are you a girl?

[buyproduct]

are you a girl?

No. But the is nothing wrong with taking a relaxing piss. I dont need to stand up and hold my dick to feel like a man. Last time I checked it was gay dudes who loved handling dick.

[iwst99]

I dont need to stand up and hold my dick to feel like a man. Last time I checked it was gay dudes who loved handling dick.


Hai guys.


I guess you don't jack off either cause that shit would be gay. Making yourself shoot? Fuck naw, that shit's gay, a penis is a penis even if it's your own.

[Sonichuman]

No. But the is nothing wrong with taking a relaxing piss. I dont need to stand up and hold my dick to feel like a man. Last time I checked it was gay dudes who loved handling dick.

....wasn't this subject touched upon in 'Curb Your Enthusiam' on HBO?

[Debaser]

Hai guys.


I guess you don't jack off either cause that shit would be gay. Making yourself shoot? Fuck naw, that shit's gay, a penis is a penis even if it's your own.

enter the no hands jerk

EDIT: one square of tissue, keep it pressed against jr. when you holster him. I find that that's when the last few drops always fall.

[v1y]

urine is pretty sterile... who gives a shit if a little touches my boxers.

[TheSix]

No. But the is nothing wrong with taking a relaxing piss. I dont need to stand up and hold my dick to feel like a man. Last time I checked it was gay dudes who loved handling dick.

You put the toilet seat back up when you were finished brah?

[Will Gotti]

No. But the is nothing wrong with taking a relaxing piss. I dont need to stand up and hold my dick to feel like a man. Last time I checked it was gay dudes who loved handling dick.

So you make it a habit of sitting and pissing avoiding urinals? My nigga you gay. Bitches sit down to piss, you sit down to piss when you shit. That's the one luxury of being a man, standing and pissing, but you'd rather sit. There's relaxing shits where you sit back and read a magazine, but a relaxing piss? How long you gonna sit on the toilet to piss? What if there's piss on the seat? If you were standing you wouldn't have to worry about it.

Oh btw I shake till it's done. Unless I just had one of the many "pisses of my life" I might get some drip cause I feel so relieved and a drop or two might slip. :mad:

[Vynce]

Take an extra second to relax before you put it away and zip it up. This only happens to me when I'm trying to rush the piss experience....Which would make for a good concert tour title.

[scum gale 88]

when I was at my old job (walmart) I had to wear those beige pants so any drop of liquid was showing and everyone would know you didnt drain well enough. it was embarrassing. we were always looking at each others crotches. anyway, when I finished I would hold it tight at the base and press all the way down to the tip to push out any drops that are hiding.
it actually worked really well, no drops for me!

[WARNA BROTHER]

those people probably wear scarves too...

YEAH!!!! How the hell did you know?

[Anti-Freak]

maybe you weren't shaking it hard enough. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7hTVVpli4g)

i do believe there is a fine line between shaking and masturbation!!!

[ToyRobotTerror]

urine is pretty sterile... who gives a shit if a little touches my boxers.

I agree with this, what the fuck is one drop of urine gonna do? It's not like you are going to get aids from it.
Scarves

[Bob Sagat]

One time I was running (in the sense of trying to be healthy and stuff) and I really had to take a piss.
So I find a tree and do my business, nothing special, except that I should have held my shorts down. In stead, I had just slid them down and let go in order to handle my dick. Unbeknownst to me, the elastic band in the shorts was squeezing my urinal tract or whatever it's called, shut. (You see where this is going, dontcha?)
Still, enough came out, so I think I'm done and I pull up my pants to go running again, releasing the pressure on the urinal tract(?).
Those were a lot of last drops...:sad:

At least it wasn't as bad as that diarrhea guy.

[kimterran]

No. But the is nothing wrong with taking a relaxing piss. I dont need to stand up and hold my dick to feel like a man. Last time I checked it was gay dudes who loved handling dick.

i know i always feel relaxed when i piss, so i don't need to sit down.

and this is worse than wearing a scarf.

[NegroNinja]

What I hate is when you think you got it all out, and you put big rufus back in his cage..only to realize you still got a significant amount left in there...but by then you just don't give a fuck. You'd rather piss in your pants than have to whip it out all over again.

[Ho0v-Man]

What I hate is when you think you got it all out, and you put big rufus back in his cage..only to realize you still got a significant amount left in there...but by then you just don't give a fuck. You'd rather piss in your pants than have to whip it out all over again.

dude! Mine's named Rufus too.:rofl:

On a serious note, this does suck. I wear scrubs to work, and if you shake and some gets on you, everyone will know unless they're really dark scrubs. Also, if a little stays on you, it'll go through your underwear and then to the scrubs and STILL be noticeable. Honestly, I usually have to just dry off my pants before coming out. I give up.

[MrBlank]

i skip the entire process and just piss my pants

[JustB]

Toilet paper is not just for assholes. :angel:

[fistoftheryustar]

I usually wait a while, more than the average person after I drain the snake. I hate that shit so much.

it is annoying. you just dont feel as fresh, even if its one drop.




When you got a big dick like me, its a fucking hassle shaking that beast. I just lump it back in the boxers and hope for the best.

ha haha. you must get lots of piss on your boxers. which is twice as attractive to the ladies as the conster mock.




dab it with a tissue when the enviroment allows

best method for cleanliness...but isnt that what girls do every time sicne they dont got our accuracy?

also whenever they joke about dirty underwear in movies, you have to remember the piss involved with that

[FistsofFury]

I'm surprised no one has yet to mention just holding your dick over the toilet and keeping the piss valve up to let the remaining drops fall while shaking. That and pillow of toilet paper usually do the job. No mess.

while wrapping up my urination I close the piss valve for a second for those last drops to build meter. Nothing like kegel exercises! I think it worked the piss valve to a higher level. Is it normal to be able to hold a half busted nut in for a couple of seconds without actually keeping your finger on top of your dickhole? I'm assuming most could but I don't really talk about this with men.

[WARNA BROTHER]

^^ yo kegel exercises are the truth!!:tup:

They are definitely not just for girls!! Pretty effective for going longer. It's not Finch's chakra thing, but it's still good to do.

[fistoftheryustar]

^ OT: that is the way you're supposed to last the whole night long. some sex books say its the same action as sucking in your piss. i cant imagine thatd be good for your prostate.

also why did you think no one would have thought of that kind of shaking? shaking is shaking

its ok for days im not getting laid. but on days i know my thing is gunna see some action, i dont want her to see a splosh on the boxers and wtf. those days i admit to using the tissue technique

[Yuna]

I can say with absolute certainty that this has never, ever happened to me...

[Azrael]

^ OT: that is the way you're supposed to last the whole night long. some sex books say its the same action as sucking in your piss. i cant imagine thatd be good for your prostate.
Nah...Kegel's are good for being able to hold back the nut for a few seconds. Great for if you want to aim it somewhere, or if you want to become a Pull-Out Hokage.

Stamina comes from endurance training.

[Manx]

I hate when I'm in a hurry and those last few drops just won't... come.. out... and then, as soon as I get it zipped up again. Drrrip!! It's like WTF? I guess I have trouble going under pressure as it is anyway. :shake:

[rcaido]

What really sucks is when you wear gray sweats/pajamas...Its really noticeable when this happens...I usually come out & my asian wife would just be like:shake: ...So now when this happens i usually wash my hands but instead of drying w/ towel i dry it w/ my pajamas so it camouflage the pee drop...

[The Mullah]

i usually wash my hands but instead of drying w/ towel i dry it w/ my pajamas so it camouflage the pee drop...

:rofl:

[SIMPLY_HUGO]

I have about a 1inch penis..so it accumulates about 1 drop. I make sure to get that 1 drop out before i put the lil fella away


What really sucks is when you wear gray sweats/pajamas...Its really noticeable when this happens...I usually come out & my asian wife would just be like ...So now when this happens i usually wash my hands but instead of drying w/ towel i dry it w/ my pajamas so it camouflage the pee drop...

I do the same thing...

[Superhero]

I shake, wait for that last drop, then put my dick back in so if there was a drip, I don't notice it.

no one on the corner got swagga like ussss

[buyproduct]

So you make it a habit of sitting and pissing avoiding urinals? My nigga you gay. Bitches sit down to piss, you sit down to piss when you shit. That's the one luxury of being a man, standing and pissing, but you'd rather sit. There's relaxing shits where you sit back and read a magazine, but a relaxing piss? How long you gonna sit on the toilet to piss? What if there's piss on the seat? If you were standing you wouldn't have to worry about it.

Oh btw I shake till it's done. Unless I just had one of the many "pisses of my life" I might get some drip cause I feel so relieved and a drop or two might slip. :mad:


I only sit when at home. In public I stand like everyone else, but I prefer to use a stall so that I can use the TP to help shake it. I try to avoid shaking a piss mist towards my face. For the guys experiencing excess leakage after the put away, you guys may have a mild prostate infection cause that is not normal.

[rcaido]

For the guys experiencing excess leakage after the put away, you guys may have a mild prostate infection cause that is not normal.

Are you sure? I've been experiencing this leakage since i was a kid...

[buyproduct]

Are you sure? I've been experiencing this leakage since i was a kid...

A couple of drops is normal, but if you leak enough (urethral discharge) were it soaks into your pants and is noticiable that is not. Prostate infections (http://www.emedicinehealth.com/prostate_infections/page3_em.htm) have many symptoms, but one of the most common, is urethral leakage after urination.

[rcaido]

Dude you're scaring me next time i pee, i'll take pics of my gray sweats & you tell me if i have a prostate infection ok...

[Lantis]

Its an effect of pissing while standing. To avoid the sprinkle, squat while shaking. At home I sit down and let gravity do its thing. At work just use one of the handicap stations. It gives you enough room to squat while you shake. Squating allows for better pressure equilization.

:confused: I can only imagine the weirdness of someone squating in the bathroom while handling his junk....

Oh yeah.....nigga you gay.

[buyproduct]

:confused: I can only imagine the weirdness of someone squating in the bathroom while handling his junk....

Oh yeah.....nigga you gay.

you thinking about a dude sqautting and handling his junk and the weirdness that ensues is pretty fucking gay in my opinion.

[mr. newbie]

snip

i sit when i piss in public because i don't want one you scarf wearin cats lookin at my package when i go.

[Kromo]

well, when you have such an inhumanly large penis such as I, you just chalk up your hands, strap on your back brace and roughly shovel it into your custom made sweat absorbing motorized fiberglass ultra jock and hope that it keeps functioning until maintenance...I mean, fluids could come flying out at any direction at any time so no petty shake and dance is going to do a damn thing about it. The secret is learning how to minimize damage in case of a breach or mechanical failure, IE, stay away from windows, pregnant women, have a lot of towels on hand...Yeah I usually walk around with a duffel bag full of over sized bath towels, just so I can stay out of "sticky situations".
So a few drops=laughable...you people make the biggest deals out of nothing.