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gridman
01-04-2009, 10:38 PM
I dont really know ALL the details of the story. The tv was on in the background and I overheard how this old woman's husband had always played the same Megamillions/megabucks/some lottery game numbers for 20 years and he always left them clipped to the calender. Regardless, she decided to check one of them or something after so long because her husband had died and she was grieving. Turns out she won ten million dollars. Holy fuck. Yeah I'm jealous, I want 10 mil def but then when like the reporters were like "yo ho what you gonna do wit all dat paper" she was like I might go to Mohegan Sun.

How greedy can you fucking get. You just won 10 million and you wanna start gambling already? What the fuck is wrong with you?

NegroNinja
01-04-2009, 10:41 PM
Old Ladies gamble, that's what they do.

TheSix
01-04-2009, 10:43 PM
Sounds like a plan to me.

Bitch already got all the Matlock DVD's.

DaDesiCanadian
01-04-2009, 10:45 PM
Old Ladies gamble, that's what they do.

Yeah seriously. They have nothing else to live for, let them be.

Sasmasta
01-04-2009, 10:46 PM
She might go to the Mohegan Sun.

I thought tickets expire after awhile? Hm.

DS
01-04-2009, 10:47 PM
Once a woman, always a woman. All about dat guap! But yeah, old woman are like that. They live to gamble at that age and they plan on dying poor.

Just go to Vegas and you'll see all of these old people up at like, 6 a.m. hitting the slot machines.

orochizoolander
01-04-2009, 10:49 PM
That's actually a brilliant idea. Think about it she can gamble away all 10 million and then get a bailout for over 9 billion.

loruba24
01-04-2009, 11:00 PM
then spend that on a party celebrating excellent gambling luck.

gridman
01-04-2009, 11:17 PM
She might go to the Mohegan Sun.

I thought tickets expire after awhile? Hm.

Yeah thats what I thought. Like I said, I didnt get all the deatils and it was a local story. Ill check boston.com in a little bit see if I can find it.

SIMPLY_HUGO
01-04-2009, 11:38 PM
Fuck it if i was old id drop a million on gambling

StriderMike
01-05-2009, 12:31 AM
Fuck it if i was old id drop a million on gambling

ditto. I tried to get an elder woman to invest with my company once. She looked at me and said, "Son... i'm old. I don't want to play it smart... I wanna see how fast I can blow it all before i'm out." LOL

SuicidalGrandpa
01-05-2009, 12:36 AM
ditto. I tried to get an elder woman to invest with my company once. She looked at me and said, "Son... i'm old. I don't want to play it smart... I wanna see how fast I can blow it all before i'm out." LOL

:lol:

ruthless_nash
01-05-2009, 11:05 AM
suicidal granpa laughing at financially irresponsible grandma?

Tim Static
01-05-2009, 11:08 AM
its her money, so dont worry about it.

MrBlank
01-05-2009, 11:09 AM
I dont really know ALL the details of the story. The tv was on in the background and I overheard how this old woman's husband had always played the same Megamillions/megabucks/some lottery game numbers for 20 years and he always left them clipped to the calender. Regardless, she decided to check one of them or something after so long because her husband had died and she was grieving. Turns out she won ten million dollars. Holy fuck. Yeah I'm jealous, I want 10 mil def but then when like the reporters were like "yo ho what you gonna do wit all dat paper" she was like I might go to Mohegan Sun.

How greedy can you fucking get. You just won 10 million and you wanna start gambling already? What the fuck is wrong with you?

what you expecting? Her to buy a music studio and produce hot tracks with Kanye? Maybe she will pimp out her Wheelchair or Walking Stick.

She probably going to buy meds and shit too.

Adam Warlock
01-05-2009, 11:23 AM
Time to hit the casino. I'm not into old women, but for that much loot I'll stay in her mouth like Polygrip.


what you expecting?

I expect a controlling share of Yahoo!Games to be purchased soon...

Will Gotti
01-05-2009, 11:29 AM
Women like that feria. Old and young. They start off w/that bullshit at young ages so what makes you think they'll change at 70 and 80? Ol' boy probably would've hid some of the paper from her for safe keeping, so now she's gonna double down.

Adam Warlock
01-05-2009, 11:30 AM
How convenient that she realizes she's a millionaire after her husband is dead, but still within the time frame to collect. Hmmm...

MrBlank
01-05-2009, 11:36 AM
http://inventorspot.com/files/images/old%20people%20wii.JPG

or a brand new Nintendo Wii Factory.

StriderMike
01-05-2009, 11:44 AM
http://inventorspot.com/files/images/old%20people%20wii.JPG

or a brand new Nintendo Wii Factory.

:clapdos:

True Grave
01-05-2009, 12:02 PM
I dont really know ALL the details of the story. The tv was on in the background and I overheard how this old woman's husband had always played the same Megamillions/megabucks/some lottery game numbers for 20 years and he always left them clipped to the calender. Regardless, she decided to check one of them or something after so long because her husband had died and she was grieving. Turns out she won ten million dollars. Holy fuck. Yeah I'm jealous, I want 10 mil def but then when like the reporters were like "yo ho what you gonna do wit all dat paper" she was like I might go to Mohegan Sun.

How greedy can you fucking get. You just won 10 million and you wanna start gambling already? What the fuck is wrong with you?

I agree that was stupid. She has 10 million, and all she can think to do with it is gamble some away? If i even had a mere fraction of that kinda money, there are plenty of more constructive things that i'd think of using it for instead, before i ever once considered friggin' gambling!

"know what i'd do? Two chicks at the same time man. Being loaded, i'm pretty sure i could hook that up" -Lawrence

^^ Not that i'd do that, just felt like loosely quoting office space. It'll be stupidity of epic proportions if she develops a gambling problem, and ends up SOMEHOW gambling it all away before long.