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MOD
01-18-2009, 06:19 PM
This is just too ridiculous

http://www.baconnaise.com/ :wow::wow:

I'm going to pretend this doesn't exist for fear of my own physical well being :amazed:.

maxx
01-18-2009, 06:22 PM
hahahaha omg. fatties everywhere!

Tanion
01-18-2009, 06:44 PM
I can see it now... someone orders up a salad and then drowns it with a bottle of baconnaise. How "odd" that the nutritional data is not listed on their site.

Rioting Soul
01-18-2009, 07:17 PM
Continuing to prove that bacon makes everything better, regardless of logic.

Sakura.Densetsu
01-18-2009, 07:18 PM
Saves time making BLTs

Rioting Soul
01-18-2009, 07:50 PM
Saves time making BLTs

Nope, you still put bacon on it.

Yuna
01-18-2009, 07:56 PM
Baconnaise should be a mandatory ingredient in Wendy's Baconator.

Ferdinandz
01-18-2009, 08:00 PM
this shouldn't exist :shake:

CWheezy
01-18-2009, 08:19 PM
How "odd" that the nutritional data is not listed on their site.

Ha Ha, oh wow....


http://www.jdfoods.net/images/shop/nutrition-bnaise.gif

You know, going to products, then nutritional info link right under the baconnaise....

Hoonyo
01-18-2009, 08:29 PM
^Not that bad.

DaDesiCanadian
01-18-2009, 08:34 PM
Baconnaise should be a mandatory ingredient in every food ever. Including ice cream.

Stuckey
01-18-2009, 08:42 PM
My chest hurts at the thought of it. Y'all better get off that swine.

ThePurpleBunny
01-18-2009, 08:47 PM
This is not real. It cannot be real. No one is that mad of a scientist to put bacon and mayonnaise together and bring it to life with a lightning bolt. It's just not possible.

KING
01-18-2009, 08:53 PM
i just went out to my local Kroger's and bought all 3 flavors of Bacon Salt...after a generous dash of each said flavor on my McD's double cheeseburgers (3 different ones), I can say they do indeed taste and smell like bacon, but it's really a glorified season salt mix. would i use it in place of regular salt? yes, all three have different identities, and warrant replacement of salt. the main ingredients that are in the Bacon Salt are sea salt, paprika, MSG, and some other regular season salt combinations. thing is, if i wanted bacon, i'd order bacon. Bacon Salt would be a good salt replacement, and not real bacon.

i tried searching for the Baconnaise, but alas, it's apparently not in retail stores. :sad:

i'm sure they made some tricks happen with the baconnaise, too.

Wil
01-18-2009, 09:00 PM
oil is just oozing out of my LCD monitor. :wow:

that shit is too broken it should be banned....especially in america :lol:

it shouldn't even fucking exist.

Elixir
01-18-2009, 10:49 PM
Finally they're making Akuma in 'naise form.

Sadly I'd like to try this, but it'll probably phase out before I get the chance.

monwear
01-18-2009, 11:19 PM
Holy Shit...

BenD the Truth
01-18-2009, 11:31 PM
Is this endorsed by Kevin Bacon?

...

Sorry, had to.

Doc Holliday
01-19-2009, 02:07 PM
Baconnaise: Continuing to add to America's heart and weight problems, one spoonful at a time. Yes!

Rob2_0
01-19-2009, 03:21 PM
i am going to die, very soon
i hate you srk i always have
whay man, why

panmarblic
01-19-2009, 03:56 PM
Ha Ha, oh wow....


http://www.jdfoods.net/images/shop/nutrition-bnaise.gif

You know, going to products, then nutritional info link right under the baconnaise....

It's disturbing that no where in the ingredient list does it say "bacon".

iwst99
01-19-2009, 04:50 PM
Is this endorsed by Kevin Bacon?

...

Sorry, had to.

No you didn't.

You really didn't.

Atomic Moth
01-19-2009, 05:20 PM
My chest hurts at the thought of it. Y'all better get off that swine.

Vegetarian safe

Infernoman
01-19-2009, 05:35 PM
why am I JUST learning about this!? DO WANT!

thurst
01-19-2009, 06:50 PM
My chest hurts at the thought of it. Y'all better get off that swine.

you were probably eating a ham sandwich when you wrote that.

Bernard
01-19-2009, 07:43 PM
My chest hurts at the thought of it. Y'all better get off that swine.

Why on earth would anyone do that? Bacon is tangible proof God exist because it goes well with everything. In fact they have bacon infused vodka (http://www.browniepointsblog.com/2008/01/20/homemade-bacon-vodka/) that makes a killer Bloody Mary.

BEWD
01-19-2009, 08:35 PM
Bacon Vodka? O_o, now that's just too far.

white shadow
01-19-2009, 08:41 PM
1.5 gram of fat my ass.

Maybe if a single serving was a thimble amount.

Sonichuman
01-19-2009, 10:24 PM
wow...this..looks quite high on the tier list. I don't even know where to begin to gauge whether it's over or under 9000.

vulcanblaze
01-19-2009, 10:30 PM
It just continues to further my theory that bacon makes everything better.

My friend had chocolate covered bacon the other day. She just combined my two favorite things together,

RagingStormX
01-19-2009, 10:35 PM
1 serving takes away 5 years of your life.