View Full Version : Man arrested for having a public ménage a trois with blowup dolls.
Figcoinc
02-05-2009, 08:30 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Is it truly a ménage a trois if you are technically by yourself? :looney:
Oh here is the mugshot goodness.
MUGSHOT (http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091insidemug1.jpg)
Here are some pictures of the crime scene.
Picture 1 (http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091doll1b.jpg) and Picture 2 (http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091doll2b.jpg)
Link:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0205091doll1.html
Story:
FEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Evidence photos (seen below and here) showing Bartusek's inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity." He was also spotted "aggressively" kissing the dolls. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to "get some clothes for his dolls." Bartusek, charged with breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening "in the crotch area." Of course, he "had no underwear on under the shorts," noted police. Bartusek is pictured at right in a Lee County Sheriff's Office mug shot.
Krusty the Klown
02-05-2009, 08:33 PM
guy likes his reesee's peanut butter cups
Figcoinc
02-05-2009, 08:35 PM
guy likes his reesee's peanut butter cups
Yep. Nothing like Reese's, cigarettes, and some plastic pussy to start your day. :rofl:
GensouGoroshi
02-05-2009, 08:42 PM
:rofl::rofl: Seriously, that guy knows how to party!
Seriously.
angelpalm
02-05-2009, 08:43 PM
what a greedy bastard, did he really need TWO dolls, fucking people nowadays are showoffs
coincedently i think i used to sell crack to this dude, true story
Will Gotti
02-05-2009, 08:45 PM
I'm laughing more at the dolls than at his goofy mug shot. He got them cheapass dolls he probably bought for $30.
zqmfgb
02-05-2009, 09:22 PM
I'm laughing more at the dolls than at his goofy mug shot. He got them cheapass dolls he probably bought for $30.
Not everyone can afford these - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGfaQCY_bo4
Shinkuu Tatsumaki
02-05-2009, 09:26 PM
Not everyone can afford these - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGfaQCY_bo4
:hitit:
gridman
02-05-2009, 09:27 PM
"I dont know the exact pronunciation but I believe its called a meange a trois"
"Ooo that sounds like a really wild idea"
"..Huh?"
SuperFreak
02-05-2009, 09:27 PM
Not everyone can afford these - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGfaQCY_bo4
omg:rofl::rofl::rofl:
thats one lonely dude if u ask me
deadfrog
02-05-2009, 10:05 PM
MUGSHOT (http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091insidemug1.jpg)
Million please make this your avatar.
acllaim
02-05-2009, 10:07 PM
I love America
DoctaMario
02-05-2009, 10:11 PM
Million please make this your avatar.
Fuck it, I'll do it if he doesn't.:rofl:
deadfrog
02-05-2009, 10:20 PM
Fuck it, I'll do it if he doesn't.
, said the horny blowup doll to her blowup doll friend.
Pablo_the_Mex
02-05-2009, 10:21 PM
Always get the king sized.
Alzarath
02-05-2009, 10:23 PM
I feel the need to link this http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848
Figcoinc
02-06-2009, 07:34 AM
I feel the need to link this http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848
Wow I couldn't even laugh at that. That was actually pretty damn sad. :shake:
angryliberal
02-06-2009, 07:41 AM
Man, it's cheaper just to buy 2 slurpees from 7-11, pour a little "fun juice(vodka)" into it, find yourself a couple of girls between the ages of 10-12, and the rest is pedophile history...
Omega Viscant
02-06-2009, 08:30 AM
"I like mine while fucking 2 plastic blowup girls in public!"
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...there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.
...seriously.
Vigilante8
02-06-2009, 08:54 AM
"I like mine while fucking 2 plastic blowup girls in public!"
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...there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.
...seriously.
:rofl:
That made my day. thank you.
thurst
02-06-2009, 09:10 AM
lol forgot all about those commercials, good shit sir.
fishjie
02-06-2009, 09:12 AM
oh my god that real doll documentary is full of lulz
catchafire
02-06-2009, 09:15 AM
I feel the need to link this http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3710987618964917848
Thank heavens for these dolls. Most of these people might be severely turbulent without them...
GKR-Kangda
02-06-2009, 09:22 AM
I can't actually laugh its way too depressing.
Being 51 and lonely enough to do something like that. Yeah he does look like a drug user too. A complete waste of life. this guy probably has no family or friends either, a shitty education. It really amazes me how people will commit suicide when they're young cause they're crybaby but then no dignity losers like this just have no fucking shame at all.
Sorry to sidetrack the hilarity. Carry on.
fishjie
02-06-2009, 09:23 AM
yeah vtech part 2 might never have happened.
but it makes more sense to get a hooker. real dolls used to cost 10k, they now cost 6k. with that money, these guys could have scored roughly 200 women. hookers have some advantages over dolls too. hookers are great actors and can pretend to be into you and pretend that you are pleasing them.
angryliberal
02-06-2009, 09:27 AM
Yes, but you can do fucked up shit to dolls without paying an extra fee...
fishjie
02-06-2009, 09:28 AM
thats true too. but until doll prices drop more drastically, it makes more sense to rent (a real woman) than own (a fake woman).
Higher-Jin
02-06-2009, 09:29 AM
yeah vtech part 2 might never have happened.
but it makes more sense to get a hooker. real dolls used to cost 10k, they now cost 6k. with that money, these guys could have scored roughly 200 women. hookers have some advantages over dolls too. hookers are great actors and can pretend to be into you and pretend that you are pleasing them.
Indeed.
white shadow
02-06-2009, 09:30 AM
I wonder if they'll make those for BBW lovers?
Vigilante8
02-06-2009, 09:53 AM
I wonder if they'll make those for BBW lovers?
Being a chubby chaser myself I can say that nothing but the genuine thing will do.:lol:
angryliberal
02-06-2009, 10:01 AM
The best part about the realdoll is being able to customize them...so my dreams of humping a chick with both a dick and a pussy may someday be fulfilled...
yeah, I said a hermaph doll...does that shock anyone?
angelpalm
02-06-2009, 10:05 AM
maybe back in 2002 that would be mildy shocking, now its like i expect you ppl to be as weird an episode of howard stern
Vigilante8
02-06-2009, 10:07 AM
The best part about the realdoll is being able to customize them...so my dreams of humping a chick with both a dick and a pussy may someday be fulfilled...
yeah, I said a hermaph doll...does that shock anyone?
After reading some of your other posts...no its not much of a shock.:rofl:
angryliberal
02-06-2009, 10:17 AM
The "does that shock you" line was done in pure sarcasm. If I say anything that shocks anyone anymore, I'm going to blow myself...
Ok, I do that anyways...
fishjie
02-06-2009, 10:18 AM
The best part about the realdoll is being able to customize them...so my dreams of humping a chick with both a dick and a pussy may someday be fulfilled...
yeah, I said a hermaph doll...does that shock anyone?
did you watch the documentary and how the sales rep said the weirdest request was for an 80 year old looking doll? or a doll that had pubic hair all over her belly button and all over her back? she actually said, "THATS WHERE WE DREW THE LINE" :rofl::rofl::rofl:
so i dunno if your hermaph doll request would be honored cause apparently they have shitty customer service
angryliberal
02-06-2009, 10:19 AM
No way, I checked the page, you can get one of three "futa" models...one with a cock and no vagina, one with a removeable cock and vagina or one with both a vagina and cock...I'm looking for the best of both worlds on a female body...
No way, I checked the page, you can get one of three "futa" models...one with a cock and no vagina, one with a removeable cock and vagina or one with both a vagina and cock...I'm looking for the best of both worlds on a female body...
thinking of doing some ordering online soon?
fishjie
02-06-2009, 10:25 AM
No way, I checked the page, you can get one of three "futa" models...one with a cock and no vagina, one with a removeable cock and vagina or one with both a vagina and cock...I'm looking for the best of both worlds on a female body...
hmm then i don't understand why they wouldn't honor the customers request of pubic hair that covered the womans entire body. if theyre putting down that kinda money, they should damn well do what the customer wants.
oh and you guys should all watch this hilarious movie called Love Object.
its a horror movie and it deals with a guy who makes a love doll that resembles his coworker. its teh awesome
angryliberal
02-06-2009, 10:26 AM
thinking of doing some ordering online soon?
I wish...I don't think I could properly explain to my wife why I took money we are saving for a house to buy a sex doll that has both sex organs...though if I recorded it, it may be in line for POTY...
It's even better because Realdolls are made in the same city I live in. I think I'm like a five minute drive from their studios...
Vigilante8
02-06-2009, 10:29 AM
Yea that might be a hard sell lol.
I wish...I don't think I could properly explain to my wife why I took money we are saving for a house to buy a sex doll that has both sex organs...though if I recorded it, it may be in line for POTY...
It's even better because Realdolls are made in the same city I live in. I think I'm like a five minute drive from their studios...
What if you tell her she could borrow it? That's of course if you get the one with the penis.
Otoko Michi
02-06-2009, 10:47 AM
oh no...dad, how could you?
deadfrog
02-06-2009, 12:56 PM
...there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.
Hahahah, first thing I noticed about the pictures too.
It's always Florida. We have the news on lock.
But I like how the guy's expression is like: "Really? Arrested for this?" He just doesn't seem very impressed. But then again, his dolls were basically inflatable pool rafts with holes in them. He might as well have humped a slip-n-slide or a balled-up shower curtain.
Vigilante8
02-06-2009, 01:16 PM
It's always Florida. We have the news on lock.
But I like how the guy's expression is like: "Really? Arrested for this?" He just doesn't seem very impressed. But then again, his dolls were basically inflatable pool rafts with holes in them. He might as well have humped a slip-n-slide or a balled-up shower curtain.
fuck me man. This thread is too much Im going to get fired for laughing so much. Balled-up shower curtain..:rofl:
GeoG2
02-06-2009, 01:20 PM
I was hoping to get through this thread without someone mentioning it was in Florida.
Vigilante8
02-06-2009, 01:23 PM
I was hoping to get through this thread without someone mentioning it was in Florida.
Im probably going to end up filling his unemployment claim when he gets out.:rofl:
Florida FTL
Vynce
02-06-2009, 01:57 PM
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Is it truly a ménage a trois if you are technically by yourself? :looney:
Oh here is the mugshot goodness.
MUGSHOT (http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091insidemug1.jpg)
Here are some pictures of the crime scene.
Picture 1 (http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091doll1b.jpg) and Picture 2 (http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091doll2b.jpg)
Link:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0205091doll1.html
Story:
FEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Evidence photos (seen below and here) showing Bartusek's inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity." He was also spotted "aggressively" kissing the dolls. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to "get some clothes for his dolls." Bartusek, charged with breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening "in the crotch area." Of course, he "had no underwear on under the shorts," noted police. Bartusek is pictured at right in a Lee County Sheriff's Office mug shot.
It's hard to trash on this guy. Like...I really like candy and cigarettes after sex.
kmasera
02-06-2009, 02:11 PM
i want to buy a realdoll and use it as a coffee table
SNAAAAKE
02-06-2009, 02:14 PM
million..is that you??
catchafire
02-06-2009, 02:17 PM
For a fraction of the cost, you can get a fleshlight and stick it in the blowup doll and... damn, AM I ON TO SOMETHING???
Effenhoog
02-06-2009, 02:58 PM
i want to buy a realdoll and use it as a coffee table
lol, if I was rich, at least one room of my house would be completely filled with realdoll furniture.
I wish...I don't think I could properly explain to my wife why I took money we are saving for a house to buy a sex doll that has both sex organs...though if I recorded it, it may be in line for POTY...
It's even better because Realdolls are made in the same city I live in. I think I'm like a five minute drive from their studios...
You should check to see if they do custom fitting at their studio. :rofl:
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