I got caught masturbating

[bigma]

Me, my girl, and her friends were at my house, they were downstairs watching DVD's and one of her friends came up stairs and walked in on me. I was up stairs in my room watching the devil's advocate (I was watching that sex scene towards the end) doing you know what. She gasped and went running back down stairs, and I could hear them talking about me down stairs.


:sad:


I was too embarassed to go back down stairs to get something to eat or drink or anything, so I just turned off the TV, and went to bed. The next mourning, I went down stairs, and the girls were asleep. They got up an hour later and went shopping and I was still at home. They came back, and when they walked in through the front door, they wouldn't even look at me, not even my girl would look me in the eyes.

They probally think i'm just some loser who plays video games, watches TV, and beats my meat all day. I'm sooo embarassed, can anyone relate to this?

[Striderhyru05]

Just make a joke about it, if they see you dont care, then they probably wont either.

[Koatl]

They probally think i'm just some loser who plays video games, watches TV, and beats my meat all day. I'm sooo embarassed, can anyone relate to this?

You think even your girlfriend thinks this? If so, she's a bitch you must leave.

Anyway, that is some funny shit. Good job posting this on SRK, but next time try to get written accounts by all those involved. Maybe pictures of her surprised face, or even video.

Since their opinion of you is already pretty much fucked, you should just start masturbating all around the house. Leave a load in the sink or something.

[Kyokuji]

Your girlfriend needs to lighten up.

[BenD the Truth]

Just make a joke about it, if they see you dont care, then they probably wont either.

Good advice. Just say something like "next time someone walks in on me they're going to need to help" haha :rofl:

[Shade]

Hmm.

Good advice first. Break the ice, just as Striderhyru05 said. Crack a joke, or just act like it's not a big deal, and it's your personal business to begin with.

Now, I'ma get on you. Lock the fucking door next time, and go do your girlfriend, since she was in the fucking house with you.

[angryliberal]

Who cares? I've been caught masturbating many times. I just say it like it is - "Either help out or get out!" or "Unless you want to use your mouth to clean this up, you better get out of firing range..."

If they have a problem with it, just masturbate more frequently. I suggest 3-4 times a day with the door wide open.

The bigger question is this, why were you masturbating to the Devil's Advocate?! I mean, how hard up are you that you masturbate to a weak sex scene? Shit, it takes me at least three different felonies involved in a scene (Underage performer, animal abuse, incest, etc) in a scene to even begin to make me want to beat it. Otherwise, it's like eating a piece of white bread when you feel like some steak...

[Unreallystic]

I agree with Slide but want to add something else. If your girl aint comfortable with that shit...drop her. She should be one of two ways about the situation
1. SHIT, thats my fault, I'm not doin my job.

or

2. Neh I don't mind, he's not sexin up some random chick, I'd rather he skeet skeet in the toilet seat, then splat splat on someone else's kit-kat.

nctional as hell, but yo she can't be a long term solution if she isn't one of the two abov e responses.
- :bluu:

[basic]

Dude, invest in a lock. Anyway, beating off and choking your chicken is a fairly normal thing. As long as you weren't caught looking at kiddie porn or beastiality then it's all good.

[Vigilante8]

Me, my girl, and her friends were at my house, they were downstairs watching DVD's and one of her friends came up stairs and walked in on me. I was up stairs in my room watching the devil's advocate (I was watching that sex scene towards the end) doing you know what. She gasped and went running back down stairs, and I could hear them talking about me down stairs.


:sad:


I was too embarassed to go back down stairs to get something to eat or drink or anything, so I just turned off the TV, and went to bed. The next mourning, I went down stairs, and the girls were asleep. They got up an hour later and went shopping and I was still at home. They came back, and when they walked in through the front door, they wouldn't even look at me, not even my girl would look me in the eyes.

They probally think i'm just some loser who plays video games, watches TV, and beats my meat all day. I'm sooo embarassed, can anyone relate to this?

Really the devils advocate? They probably think your a loser for not having proper material for the job. What you should of done was quickly put some shorts on and ran down stairs with a full boner and ask if anything wants anything to drink.

[Shade]

I agree with Slide...

I'm guessing you meant me, and not Orange. And yea, my chick knows I wack off, and hell she does too. We aren't around each other 24/7 (yet), and hell, I'm a horny bastard. She has those dildo's, I got Palmela Handerson. It all works itself out.

[Dhalsimowns]

Dump her and kick them out of you're house. Then masturbate

[Mr.Noodle]

I think you should invite them all to your room when you masturbate. Give them the white shower.

[AcEtUrNeDjOkEr]

Up your game

[SRKev]

If your girl (or her friends') first reaction wasn't "let me help," you lost.

[Hara!]

My parents caught me watching that scene when I was 7.

But hey, at least I wasn't milking the cow.

[RushedDown]

just say it wasnt u

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3jmIDjfNp8

[Pablo_the_Mex]

I would have jizzed on the bitch for getting all up in my business. Although if it were me, I would have taken the GF into the bedroom instead of rubbing one out on my own.

[Shadow Ace 50]

that's a pretty sad story...and your a toolbox for hiding in your own house

[Septimus Prime]

Felt good, right?

[Vynce]

The issue is not that he was masturbating. It's that he was caught by his girl's friend. I don't care how laid back your woman is-- if her friend stumbles upon you whacking it, she's going to be mortified.

That's how women are. Reverse the roles, high-fives ensue.

[Bernard]

Why were you jacking off to Al Pacino and Keanu Reeves anyway?

[kimterran]

Why were you jacking off to Al Pacino and Keanu Reeves anyway?

:rofl:

[Lane]

they have locks on doors for a reason.

[Kyokuji]

Seriously, who jacks off to movies anymore. Get some porn.

[blooper]

you gotta make them think its a normal thing to do...

so what you do is: next time theyre just chilling down stairs, watching tv, you go down there, sit with them, and pull it out and go at it.

you might get lucky and theyll help you out. it happened to me once, true story.:wgrin:

[patmonsta]

spankwire.com 4tw

[nightkid09]

at guy above me u may wanna remove that link from your post before you get banned .... and i second the why u were doing this in the first place to that scene .... and why u didnt use your gf instead

[Fir]

well you didn't lock the door, so you probably deserve to get caught.

[Septimus Prime]

Yeah, you might want to edit your post before I decide to stop pretending I didn't see it, which I'm going to do in about ten minutes.

[Gain]

i don't think he realizes. anyways, bait thread wins. devil's advocate scene hahaha... it's a better sex scene than the scene at the end of the ninth gate.

[colguile]

lol

This made me laugh quite a bit.