Results of all 1st round Women's Madness Tourney matches and previews of next round->

[The Invincible Swordsman]

1st round is (finally) over. Here are the results of all those battles.......

Pop Bracket

#1 Seed "Your Highness" Beyonce *BYE*
#2 Seed Megan "THE" Fox *BYE

#3 Jessica Biel 118
#14 Hilary Duff 25

#4 Kim Kardashian 102
#13 Eva Medes 111

#5 Nicole Scherzinger 92
#12 Rihanna 29

#6 Eliza Dushku 67
#11 Penelope Cruz 22

#7 Hyori Lee 108
#10 Alicia Keys 109

#8 Carrie Underwood 21
#9 Amerie 67


The Cheeleader Bracket

#1 Seed Hayden Panettiere *BYE*
#2 Seed Meagan Good *BYE*

#3 Lacey Chabert 75
#14 Francia Raisa Almendarez 57

#4 Cassie Steele 52
#13 Adrienne Bailon 51

#5 Audrina Patridge 32
#12 XoXo Leah 51

#6 Jamie Lynn Sigler 51
#11 Brenda Song 40

#7 Dania Ramirez 58
#10 Masiela Luscha 23

#8 Sofia Bush 31
#9 Vanessa Hudgens 47


The Legends Bracket

#1 Seed Esther "Perfection" Baxter *BYE*
#2 Seed Stacy Keibler *BYE*

#3 "The Human Personification of Sex", Monica Bellucci 134
#14 Jada Pinkett Smith 19

#4 "The Queen", Halle Berry 66
#13 Seed CZJ 25

#5 "The Business", Scarlett Johansson 96
#12 Kate Beckinsale 56

#6 "The Supernova", Jessica Alba 48
#11 Shania Twain 49

#7 Adriana Lima 34
#10 Salma Hayek 73

#8 Alyssa Milano 37
#9 J.Love 60


The EX Bracket

#1 Seed Jessikah "Gluteous" Maximus *BYE*
#2 Seed Denise Milani *BYE*

#3 "The Brit Tit Commander", Keeley Hazell 82
#14 Brooke Burke 27

#4 Lucy "God-Tier Titties" Pinder 94
#13 Ewa Sonnet 38

#5 Brenda Acevedo 56
#12 Vida Guerra 43

#6 Mayra Veronica 42
#11 K.D. Aubert 43

#7 Dollicia Bryan 52
#10 Lindsey Strutt 43

#8 Sofia Vergara 45
#9 Andress Soares 37


The Fanboy Bracket

#1 Seed "The Olivia Supremacy" *BYE*
#2 Seed Summer Glau *BYE*

#3 "Princess" Leah Dizon 121
#14 Rashida Jones 111

#4 Misa "Horny" Campo (AKA Leah Dizon-lite) 73 (end of regulation) 103
#13 Giada DeLaurentiis 73 (end of regulation) 92

#5 Vanessa Marcil (My #1B) 69
#12 The Obama Girl 61

#6 Kristen Bell 38
#11 Bar Rafeili 27

#7 Lena Headley 46
#10 Marisa Tomei 44

#8 The Fox Weather Girl, Domenica Davis 45
#9 Anna V 11


All this means is that the 2nd round matches have been set and the matchup shall be........

Pop Bracket

(TRIPLE THREAT!!) #1 Seed "Your Highness" Beyonce Knowles vs #13 Seed Eva Mendes vs #10 Alicia Keys
(TRIPLE THREAT!!) #2 Seed Megan "THE" Fox vs #9 Seed Amerie vs #6 Seed Eliza Dushku
#3 Jessica Biel vs #5 Nicole Scherzinger


The Cheeleader Bracket

(TRIPLE THREAT!!) #1 Seed Hayden Panettiere vs #12 Seed XoXo Leah vs #9 Seed Vanessa Anne Hudgens
(TRIPLE THREAT!!) #2 Seed Meagan Good vs #7 Seed Dania Ramirez vs #6 Seed Jamie Lynn Sigler
#3 Lacey Chabert vs #4 Cassie Steele


The Legends Bracket

(TRIPLE THREAT!!) #1 Seed Esther "Perfection" Baxter vs #11 Seed Shania Twain vs #9 Seed Salma Hayek
(TRIPLE THREAT!!) #2 Seed Stacy Keibler vs #9 Seed Jennifer Love Hewitt vs #5 Seed Scarlett Johansson
#3 "The Human Personification of Sex", Monica Bellucci vs #4 "The Queen", Halle Berry


The EX Bracket

(TRIPLE THREAT!!) #1 Seed Jessikah "Gluteous" Maximus vs #11 Seed KD Aubert vs #8 Seed Sofia Vergara
(TRIPLE THREAT!!) #2 Seed Denise Milani vs #7 Seed Dollicia Bryan vs #5 Seed Brenda Acevedo
#3 "The Brit Tit Commander", Keeley Hazell vs #4 "The Brit Tit 2nd-in-Command", Major Lucy "God-Tier Titties" Pinder


The Fanboy Bracket

(TRIPLE THREAT!!) #1 Seed "The Olivia Supremacy", Olivia Munn vs #8 Seed Domenica Davis vs #7 Seed Lena Headley
(TRIPLE THREAT!!) #2 Seed Summer Glau vs #6 Seed Kristen Bell vs #5 Seed Vanessa Marcil
#3 "Princess" Leah Dizon vs #4 Misa "Horny" Campo (AKA Leah Dizon-lite)


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

The new matches shall begin later today!! So get your dicking caps ready.

[Demon Jim]

Damn some tough matches up in there.

-DJ-

[Monte]

bellucci vs. berry? man that is messed up. :sad:

[WARNA BROTHER]

bellucci vs. berry? man that is messed up. :sad:

Damn!!! How is that my exact thoughts. I was like damn, I'm sorry Belucci, but I'll have to be fighting hard for my girl Halle in this one :sad:

The 1st round went very well. Nice close match-ups, and there were only a couple that I was disappointed that lost. But there will be casualties in this process, so I'll grieve and move on. Goodbye J.Alba, Rihanna and my Italian cook DeLaurentiis ... you will be missed.

Once again, gotta give big ups to TIS for sticking with this even with the unnecessary drama that comes with such a simple ass tourney of who we fap to. :tup:

[Crayz Penguin]

@_@ legends bracket was like 90% upsets for me...but its ok.

gs TIS for this years tourney so far. cant please everyone.

[kimterran]

leah dizon vs misa campo? now who am i gonna pick now? :sad:

[DaDesiCanadian]

Everything worked out like I wanted, except Leah over Rashida, but I can see how that happened.

#7 Hyori Lee 108
#10 Alicia Keys 109

:rofl:

[thurst]

damn the pop bracket is STACKED. beyonce, fox and biel? that should be the finals right there.

EDIT: almost forgot, triple threat matches are stupid, see the light TIS, see the light! [/obligatory]

[Sheng-Long]

wow Bar Rafaeli is suprisingly low.

lol @ Monica Belluci vs Jada Pinkett score.

[TheSix]

Lacey vs Cassie?

Ugh. That means Lacey will have knocked out two of my nominees.

[Wellman]

TIS you heartless for some of these match ups :sad: :crybaby: HEARTLESS!!!

[orochizoolander]

First off lima>>>>>all.

That being said fox, mendez, or keibler better fucking win!

Cheerleader and pop bracket will require much thought.

[Se7in]

Shania Twain beat Jessica Alba...

What has the world come too...

[shatterstar]

A. Keys is fucked against Beyonce

even with these new pics I still can't see her winning that one

Alicia (http://www.shareapic.net/content.php?gid=565675&owner=waggs)

seriously, look at Beyonce's thighs:

Beyonce (http://www.shareapic.net/content.php?gid=565826&owner=waggs)

SMH

[angryliberal]

Oh man, Monica vs Halle? I mean, I can't vote for anyone over Monica, but that's just unfair. With the exception of the previously mentioned matchup, a lot of these are pretty predictable after years of this tournament. It's gonna come down to the same few people...

[SRKev]

Some of these match-ups just kill me. How do I choose??

Oh and smh at Hillary Duff even making it into the tournament...

[surewhyyoucan]

Did Taylor Daine make it?

[Geddoe]

Shania Twain beat Jessica Alba...

What has the world come too...

It has seen the light and SRK has realized Alba is guttertrash compared to Shania.