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MasterKen
03-11-2009, 10:57 AM
CHECK-LIST!!!
1. Ignore lamers who bash on you for picking him.
2. If you're one of the Ken users who respond in the "Wake-Up Game" with a HP Shoryuken. KEEP USING IT!!! Accidental or not. Eventually, I hope (AND PRAY) that you don't get stuck using that as your only Reversal. But, don't get discouraged.
3. LOL at the "Fooshaz" out there who hate Ken's mass usage of the Shoryuken. As long as you're not spamming it and have a problem not controlling it. You're fine.
4. Always hope that you're foe picks Gouki, Gouken, or Vega. Use this opportunity to seriously piss them off with a barrage of hadoukens when they think you're a Shoryuken-Spammer and the least moment when they expect it, mass HP Shoryukens. It's the ultimate LMFAOOOO. Especially, if you both have the headset.
5. Have fun and aim to not only own people. But, piss them off / confuse them. :rofl:

JoeMasters
03-11-2009, 11:07 AM
09 members wonder why they are made fun of.

Your not funny, your not witty, you sure as hell aint good. just fucking stop. Someone close this, and the laundry list of worthless threads in the Ken forum. INCLUDING the Ken Vs, threads. We already have a match up thread.

adorkable81
03-11-2009, 11:51 AM
09 members wonder why they are made fun of.

Your not funny, your not witty, you sure as hell aint good. just fucking stop. Someone close this, and the laundry list of worthless threads in the Ken forum. INCLUDING the Ken Vs, threads. We already have a match up thread.

hahhaa, found you in here JoeMasters... you have a bad day or something? seriously, maybe you need more sleep and take a chill pill... are you the 09 troll police? it's you that we are making fun of. Chill out brother before you pop a veins, smile a lil, go out get some sun, it's good for you, and good for your soul. So cynical, so sad :confused:

Eshelon
03-11-2009, 12:15 PM
09 members wonder why they are made fun of.

Your not funny, your not witty, you sure as hell aint good. just fucking stop. Someone close this, and the laundry list of worthless threads in the Ken forum. INCLUDING the Ken Vs, threads. We already have a match up thread.

Please don't let morons like this give the rest of us a bad reputation. This guy's just a tard.

OverlordStrider
03-11-2009, 12:56 PM
hahahha "This Guys Just a Tard" was fantastic!

Skillmatic520
03-11-2009, 05:34 PM
09 members wonder why they are made fun of.

Your not funny, your not witty, you sure as hell aint good. just fucking stop. Someone close this, and the laundry list of worthless threads in the Ken forum. INCLUDING the Ken Vs, threads. We already have a match up thread.

This thread is bad thread no doubt, but why don't you just ignore it and let it either get locked or sink to the bottom? Bad threads don't float unless you help 'em do so.

But that's coming from an '09 member, right? :bgrin:

limeken
03-11-2009, 11:20 PM
I think it's funny how everyone but Joe in here is '09.

:rofl:

Really though, you're all bad.

MasterKen
03-12-2009, 05:30 AM
Wooooooooow. You know what the messed up thing is? This JoeMasters dude doesn't even get warned for "flaming / baiting". I got a warning and all I was doing was trying to be funny in a reply to one of the Ken threads. I wasn't even trying to piss people off. XDDDD This place is hilarious. It's good for rofls.

adorkable81
03-12-2009, 09:47 AM
hey, as much as I dislike JoeMaster for being a 09 troll police, he is a valuable member of this forums. He is also a very resourceful, active member who contribute alot of advice to Ken's players too. So I sort of understand why they are pissing of at posts like this, but as the community grows, these things happen. People will not make funny parody or comment at Ken players if Ken is not that popular. I take it as a good thing.

Just hope we all can tolerate each other. This is a Ken's discussion forums, and it would be nice that JoeMasters, MagentoManiac and all other OG of this forums welcome the 09 trolls and give us a lil break.

Cheeerio

JoeMasters
03-12-2009, 11:38 AM
I welcome and help every Ken player that has asked any type of question in or out of the threads I make. But I made them for a reason. To clean this forum up. So when I see other match-up threads, i get frustrated.

I also get frustrated when I see garbage threads like this. This is a strat forum, not a spam forum.

If you ask questions in my threads, I will try to answer them as best I can.

redwrath5
03-13-2009, 02:30 PM
Dude Joe please chill man. i get it your better than everyone else its all cool but not go making fun of someone just because they are going

First To 5 Wins
03-13-2009, 02:37 PM
MasterKen, you should add an item to the CHECK-LIST!!!
6. Ignore lamers who bash on you for making Ken threads.

JoeMasters
03-13-2009, 03:20 PM
Dude Joe please chill man. i get it your better than everyone else its all cool but not go making fun of someone just because they are going

yeah thats EXACTLY what im doing.

JooJoo
03-13-2009, 03:31 PM
As far as I can tell, Joe, this is a "Character Discussion" forum, not a "Strategy Only" forum. The name spells that out pretty obviously. If every post was just strategy, this would be a pretty boring place to be. If you don't think it was funny, that's fine, but keep it to yourself. You went off on the guy for no reason.

adorkable81
03-13-2009, 04:46 PM
OK, again, as much as I think JoeMaster is a bit lack in forums etiquette, I give him beneficial of the doubt. JoeMasters is a long time members of this forums, and he is undoubtedly bring great advices to Ken's users out there.

We are new to SF4, we are still excited about the game, and we will not stop being excited about it by bring in parody, webits that humor us. I'm sure you were in that state of mind too when you start out SF.

Hope you don't feel left out with our enthusiastic about the game (and it's not always about the best combo, the best strats, it's also including the community aspect of it too)

We couldn't get better without your help and other old trolls of the forums, and I hope you would stop bashing new members. We wouldn't behave like this in real life aren't we :)

So truce to all of us... amen!!!

Cheerio

JoeMasters
03-13-2009, 04:57 PM
As far as I can tell, Joe, this is a "Character Discussion" forum, not a "Strategy Only" forum. The name spells that out pretty obviously. If every post was just strategy, this would be a pretty boring place to be. If you don't think it was funny, that's fine, but keep it to yourself. You went off on the guy for no reason.

So what exactly is this thread discussing?

BetaDot
03-13-2009, 06:01 PM
So what exactly is this thread discussing?

we're discussing how scrubs give ken a bad rep

Ephemeral
03-13-2009, 06:39 PM
ken forums: where scrub posts are justified.

joe, drop ken and save yourself from having a stroke, because aside from ur posts, ken's the worst char forum there is. (seths not included)

Martinio
03-14-2009, 11:12 AM
I just feel sorry for people who overuse shoryuken. It's really not that hard to figure out each Ken scrubs way of variating their HP shoryuken abuse.

Striderhyru05
03-14-2009, 12:11 PM
OP is a dumbass. This is why ken players get no respect.

parabellum
03-16-2009, 09:02 AM
Just. Stop.