How many guys use the women's bathroom?

[iwst99]

I started a thread in the video gallery about a food eating challenge I did. Amidst the recording, some dude went into the girls bathroom. I was sitting right next to the bathrooms and had my camera so I recorded him coming out. Shogo commented on my thread and had the following to say:


So Im browsing srk and i see theres a new post on a video thread called "if you're a dude going into a girl's bathroom" and I thought this might be something i can relate with.

Normally I would think that its weird a guy would walk into a girl's bathroom, but lately I've been seen too many dudes at work that would walk into the girl's bathroom like its alright. As soon as they walk out, I give them a weird look and some would be a little ashamed of it, but others would look at me back and be like, "What? I had to go!" As soon as i point to the men's bathroom to them, they give me a weird look and some would say, "Ya but it was number 2" or "So? The girl's bathroom is way cleaner." Which isnt true cuz I clean both restrooms everyday. But sometimes I clean the men's restroom four or five times a day cuz...well, it needs to be cleaned.

Maybe its a social behavior? Like even though a guy would think "Im not suppose to go there cuz its a chick's restroom" but in the back of their minds, they might be like, "Girls are way cleaner so it must be hella clean for me to do my business!"

One customer (i wont use his name but it rymes with Natt Chin) told me straight up, "Hey man I gotta take a shit. I aint taking any risk by going in the dude's restroom!" and Im like, "But I just cleaned it! No one went in there yet!" and Natt would be like, "I DONT CARE! When I gotta go, I'll go in the chick's dumper!"

Strange :looney:

btw, the video editing is pretty dope. All that food made me hungry.

Which got me thinking, do that many guys do this? I mean, I don't care what y'all say, girls bathrooms are nasty. When I worked at Office Max I had to clean both guy's and girl's bathrooms (for some reason working in the Copy Max section meant you also clean bathrooms...). Working there I saw some of the nastiest things to ever grace a bathroom. Red liquids, brown liquids, green sometimes. Tampons or pads that had been used laying on the floor, sometimes blood around the seats. Every time I found some shit like that, especially on the floor, I would get a female coworker and bring them in the bathroom and ask them "WHY???"

So do any of you guys use the woman's bathroom like it's no big deal? After reading that comment I also realized that it's not the first time I've witnessed this while making videos. There was another occasion where a chick came into the men's private locker room, CLEARLY marked Men, and she just tried to bust in there like it was nobody's business. WTF?

Dude going in girls bathroom at Fatburger:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wi6GFWgG84#t=1m44s

Where I received this comment from "Nebeope" on youtube, (which I think is an SRK):
"For reals, i feel more comfortable taking a crap in a woman's restroom."

Chick at work going in the bathroom while I was in there:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYModwPi8XE#t=1m04s

So what do you all feel about this?

[Philth]

Chicks dont piss on the seat.

[ckrazy]

Pretty sure it a misdemeanor for a man to be in a woman's bathroom, but it no big deal for a woman to be in a man's bathroom.

[ViciousSLASH]

If I have to poop, and it's a one toilet one room deal and the men's is locked and the womens is opened. You best believe I am pooping in the womens bathroom.

I've done it before, I'll do it again/.

But I'm not going in there if the mens is unlocked, that is just retarded.

[Iduno]

Nope but I do wish that people in our toilets would learn to aim, it's like as soon as people enter public toilets they forget everything they should have learned years ago as kids about aiming into the bowl/trouth and flushing.

[pherai]

natt chin is a woman

[Diek Stiekem]

If I have to poop, and it's a one toilet one room deal and the men's is locked and the womens is opened. You best believe I am pooping in the womens bathroom.

I've done it before, I'll do it again/.

But I'm not going in there if the mens is unlocked, that is just retarded.

This... besides that some dutch clubs actually close the men's room on saturday
leaving only the (damn how do you call those things for the small delivery?) urinoirs.
They say it's to prevent dealing.. like that women's room would never be dealt in:confused:
If a guy's gotta go.. he's gotta go... almost discrimination:looney:

[Autocrat1]

This is Snakey.

[Bob Sagat]

This... besides that some dutch clubs actually close the men's room on saturday
leaving only the (damn how do you call those things for the small delivery?) urinoirs.
They say it's to prevent dealing.. like that women's room would never be dealt in:confused:
If a guy's gotta go.. he's gotta go... almost discrimination:looney:

Urinals. You're so French.

I've never done that actually. About the cleanliness thing, I once rented a room in this old woman's apartment, and lots of times, I would find the seat covered in piss. Like, the entire thing, wet.
I had a real hard time imagining how she got it on there, followed by a hard time trying to erase that picture from my memory.
I later found out she was renting some storage space in the attic to some other dude, so I'm just gonna assume it was him.

[Will Gotti]

Hell yea I've used the womens' bathroom a few times because believe it or not the mens' line was longer wherever I was and I had to go right then. If I didn't go I would have either shit or pissed all over myself which ain't gonna happen if I can just go into the womens bathroom. I've seen women in the mens bathroom from time to time too. They look around like they're afraid to get gang raped by a bunch of flapping dicks, but everytime guys will realize she must really have to go and can't wait in the womens' line and don't really trip.

I've had a security guard ask me what did I think I was doing as I left the womens bathoom at a club and I told him straight up that I had to fucking go bad and couldn't wait in the mens line. The women didn't trip and told me it was OK so why should he. He goes on some yadda yadda yadda bs. I told him whatever get over yourself you'd do it too if you had to go bad and he made threats and shit. BTW my mom has said time and again that womens' bathrooms are usually dirty cause bitches be doing their bitch thing in there and don't care how they leave it. I couldn't agree more out of all the times I've used them.

[Night]

Yup, I've heard the women's bathroom is over 9000 times more nasty than any men's.

While some may think that the women's bathroom is some kind of Garden of Eden where there may even be no toilets at all because of some myth that women don't pee or poop, and they're just there to lounge, I've heard it's the polar opposite and if the women's line is too long, some women would jump on the chance to go the men's instead where it's way cleaner.

I've heard stories that some women (Asian women usually being the culprits when it happens) always squat over the toilet to pee and are just as guilty and even worse culprits than men when it comes to "missing the uprights".

[Koatl]

If it's a private one, or if there's not many people around, or nobody, I pretty much always go in the girls bathroom.

It's with my girlfriend though... so I'm not sure if that counts.

[iwst99]

BTW my mom has said time and again that womens' bathrooms are usually dirty cause bitches be doing their bitch thing in there and don't care how they leave it. I couldn't agree more out of all the times I've used them.

Seriously. I don't mind if someone uses the other sex's bathroom because they HAVE to go, cause fuck no, I don't want to shit my pants. But if the reasoning is because girl's bathrooms are cleaner, then I can't wait till one of those guys walks in with blood and crap on the seat. I've heard many a girls say that girls bathrooms are nasty and some girls do some nasty stuff on there. They even go as far as raising their legs when taking a shit, or taking off their shoes just so other girls don't know they're in there. :rofl: That's another complete set of weird shit though.

The only thing reason I am jealous of girls' bathrooms, is that them bitches get free shit sometimes.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b105/iwst99/IMG_1527.jpg

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b105/iwst99/IMG_1530.jpg

That's from my work. Men don't get shit in their bathrooms, but chicks be getting party favors and crap. Can't we get like a gumball machines at least or something? Equality at work my ass.

[Will Gotti]

Yup, I've heard the women's bathroom is over 9000 times more nasty than any men's.

While some may think that the women's bathroom is some kind of Garden of Eden where there may even be no toilets at all because of some myth that women don't pee or poop, and they're just there to lounge, I've heard it's the polar opposite and if the women's line is too long, some women would jump on the chance to go the men's instead where it's way cleaner.

I've heard stories that some women (Asian women usually being the culprits when it happens) always squat over the toilet to pee and are just as guilty and even worse culprits than men when it comes to "missing the uprights".

Men don't care when women come in their bathroom but people act like a man is trying to be a pervert but the guy has to really go. It's a double standard but whatever. They know our bathroom is cleaner cause most men just get in and out. It's not a hangout place for us and we don't have lounge chairs and all that jazz. Piss, wash hands and bounce. Even when they have to shit the only thing that's left is the smell but the toilet isn't jacked up. Dudes do clog up stalls but women be flushing tampons, tampon wrappers from the new tampon, a gang of toilet paper and probably paper towels to clean up the left overs then just leave it like that. I thought men didn't give a fuck concerning bathrooms but women don't give a damn.

[PsychoMistress]

That's from my work. Men don't get shit in their bathrooms, but chicks be getting party favors and crap. Can't we get like a gumball machines at least or something? Equality at work my ass.

I'm pretty sure if you had blood coming out of your cock for 1 week out of every month, you'd have some free shit to stick up your hole, too.

Agreed on the girl's bathroom being nasty, though.

[iwst99]

I'm pretty sure if you had blood coming out of your cock for 1 week out of every month, you'd have some free shit to stick up your hole, too.

Maybe I do. :(

[tech master]

I've probably used the womens bathroom less than a handfull of times. Some of the times it was because the mens bathroom was broke, another time was because a female friend was too drunk and wanted me to escort her to the stall, probably like 1 time it was because the mens line was too damn long and nobody was in the womens and thats pretty much it.

I've witnessed way more women using the mens bathroom at like clubs n stuff than i've seen men use the womens room. Sometimes those same club whores would just jump to the front of the mens line and go straight for the stall. Of course bitch ass men let em do it not knowing i have to piss out half an ocean.

As for simply just using it when the other room is perfectly fine? i think thats stupid. You might just so happen to use the restroom when miss drama queen sees you and files some type of sexual harassment charge. "i think he was setting up a hidden cam!"

[iwst99]

This is from the other thread:


I was a custodian recently for three and a half years. The women's restroom is ten times dirtier than the men's. But in all honesty, i'd still take dumps in the women's restroom. I think dude's know that other dudes urinate in the toilets instead of the urinals (still a mystery to me! there could be all urinals open but some dude will still go piss in the toilet instead of a urinal! maybe he believes he has a little penis or feels uncomfortable that someone else is in the restroom so he wants the complete privacy that the stall offers), and think that women are more cleaner. But they are not, mostly because women 'pop a squat' outside of their home, meaning they hoover their butt over the toilet, causing shit to go everywhere, more so than the men's. I have hundreds of pictures spanning my custodial carreer to prove that. And that's not to mention the messes that occur from period blood. Anyways, the reason why i take dumps there is because i think i feel that women's body parts are cleaner :rofl: Meaning if i'm going to put my ass on something, if i can get away with it, i'd rather get the coodies from a woman's butt instead of the guy's butt that just dropped a load in the toilet some time before me. The question is: are the dude's who take dumps in the women's restroom still using seat covers?

[J.D]

Guys dont go into the chick's restroom cause women in there have conversations that will make you puke when you see that hot chick you wanted to sleep with right before you heard that she has been takin some pretty nasty shits lately.

True story :sad:

[Septimus Prime]

At my office, our restrooms are locked, and the Men's and Women's rooms require different keys.

[blooper]

Chicks dont piss on the seat.

yea they do... lol.:wtf:

when they "hover" (squat without touching the seat cuz some other girl already pissed on the seat), they piss all over the fucking place. my friend took a pic of it for me when i told her i couldnt believe it. its pretty nasty.:nono:

ive used teh womends restroom a few times back at school when the janitor was cleaning the mens room. -shrugs- no ones in there, no one to offend.

at my current work place, theres a womens sign on the door, but like 95% of the company here are men and we dont give a shit. :razz:

[AQUA-PURA]

When I think public toilet I always end up imagening piss all over the seat or some one missing.
Then I'm like... no way Am I sitting there.
Never been to a girls toilet though, they're weird, I don't want to know what they talk about in there...

[iwst99]

This is what goes on in chick's bathrooms:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6xLmJVEByA

Maybe not like that, but chicks do shit believe it or not.

[shinobi00]

The way I was raised prevents me from doing this, but there have been times where I was seriously tempted after seeing others do the same. Don't fault others for doing it though. I saw two or three dudes do it while I was waiting to use the bathroom at a nor cal tourney last weekend,

[DoomFingerz]

eeew

[thurst]

i've only used the women's room when it was one of those one person type of rooms, no point in waiting for the men's room when there's a perfectly fine one right next to it, this is usually at a bar tho. beyond that i haven't used a women's restroom since i was a kid and was out shopping with my grandma.

[Klizza]

I have no problems using a woman's restroom if the need arises. The majority of times I've used one was to show a female friend that I really didn't care if the person on the outside of the door had a skirt on.

On a side note


I think dude's know that other dudes urinate in the toilets instead of the urinals (still a mystery to me! there could be all urinals open but some dude will still go piss in the toilet instead of a urinal! maybe he believes he has a little penis or feels uncomfortable that someone else is in the restroom so he wants the complete privacy that the stall offers),

About this, its the opposite for me. I'm tall, and some places have urinals that aren't high enough (I'd be pissing on the metal pipes). Plus not all places have privacy guards, so instead of having my member all out in the open looking like I'm trying to sink a putt, I'm gonna go to the stall where there aren't any constraints.

[deadfrog]

iwst99's Thread of Wholesome Morality :lovin:

[Azrael]

I would use one if the situation called for it, but I have never had to mainly because the women's line is 10x longer than the men's.

And yes, womens bathrooms are waaaaaaay nastier than men's.

And women DO spill piss on the seat. :wasted:

[Yamizaki]

Only, and only, if I have a potentially explosive case of diarrhea which will cause massive amounts of liquified shit to be forcefully ejected from my rectum, through my anus, without any aid of the gluteal muscles in my butt cheeks.

[Million]

I went into the ladies restroom one time back in my university days....heh, it definitely wasn't because I had to piss or shit though. ..I was trying to see some interesting things.

One thing I noticed is that women tend to piss surprisingly loud. It's almost like a garden hose spraying piss with full force into the toilet. Anyway, this was only 2 times though. First attempt, some broad just happened to be coming out of there at the same time I was going on....that was quite an awkward scene there. I made up some flimsy excuse at the time like "I was looking for my cousin" or something...of course she didn't believe it and walked off with this look of disgust and "yeah, right" on her face. I had perfect stealth on the 2nd time though, in and out of there with no trouble.

oh yeah, I did use the women's restroom at church one time way back when I was a little kid, just for the hell of it and out of simple curiosity. I was surprised to see they actually had furniture in there. There was a COUCH in their bathroom...shocked the hell out of me since that was my first "infiltration".

[deadfrog]

^ THIS is living. That right there is what life is about.

[AQUA-PURA]

I would use one if the situation called for it, but I have never had to mainly because the women's line is 10x longer than the men's.

And yes, womens bathrooms are waaaaaaay nastier than men's.

And women DO spill piss on the seat. :wasted:

That's unbelievable...

[Will Gotti]

And women DO spill piss on the seat. :wasted:

Yup and they bitch about us leaving the seat up so we don't pee on it but they pee all over the motherfucker...

[tech master]

Yup and they bitch about us leaving the seat up so we don't pee on it but they pee all over the motherfucker...

i hate the argument about leaving the seat up. Its like BITCH, if we can put it up, YOU CAN PUT IT DOWN.

[iwst99]

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[Grimm_Demize]

I unwittingly used a women's restroom at a McDonald's one time...certain hallucinogenic compounds were involved, and I nearly shit my pants AFTER I walked out to two girls I vaguely remembered from High School staring at me.

[NIKO:ONE]

Freedom is here!

http://www.femalefreedom.ca/

Cool gift idea right there, 7 bucks for 5 :tup:

[BaSiK_TeKniK]

I do it when mens is full and womens are empty. real talk. do I give a damn? no. a bathrooms a bathroom. and shitting in your pants is something else.

[Starhammer]

I've done it before and if needed, I'd do it again.

-Starhammer-

[Madden:RobotBMX2K9]

I imagine that women's bathrooms are straight up nasty. I wouldn't be surprised if there were blood puddles in there.

[iwst99]

I imagine that women's bathrooms are straight up nasty. I wouldn't be surprised if there were blood puddles in there.

Yeah, pretty much. :tdown::tdown:

[N_paul]

Yeah, I totally use it if I have to and there's no entry into the men's. And the women's bathrooms are far more disgusting, maybe except at truck stops.

[tra`]

i never really had to, but you best believe if the situation rises and i need to i will.

[MVC2FAN15]

Never have used the women's bathroom in my life yet. Some day I will if I have to.

[Sasmasta]

When I was a kid, I used to use the Women's Bathroom. It made no difference to me, and I was small enough to get away with it [I guess?].

Nowadays though, I definitely can't be doing that. If I can't use the indoor restrooms, I'll excuse myself to the nearest tree. :/

[Radiantsilvergun3]

If I have to poop, and it's a one toilet one room deal and the men's is locked and the womens is opened. You best believe I am pooping in the womens bathroom.

I've done it before, I'll do it again/.

But I'm not going in there if the mens is unlocked, that is just retarded.I've done this. Mens room is full and I'm prairie doggin like crazy I'll use the wemons room. It's just a fuckin room after all it's not like I'm really invading someones privacy or anything. I'm my own little stall just like the rest of em.

Wemons rooms way nastier then mens room though. Tampons an shit and i dunno girls seem to flush less or something. I have to clean them at work and the girls rooms lways worse then the mens room. Always.

[Chipp Zanuff v5]

I think a better question would be " how many women use my bathroom?"

[Missing Person]

Wait, seriously? The Women's room is cleaner?

I laugh at this.

I work at a restaurant, where I usually end up having to clean the bathrooms. i walk into the mens room, and I might see a few stray pieces of TP laying around. Maybe some streaks on the mirror, and a little dirt in the sink. That's cool.

I walk into the women's room, and it's like walking into a third world country. Toilet paper encircling the toilets, dirty tampons/pads in the floor, a ton of streaks/smudges on the mirror, mystery substance in the sink, unflushed toilets, toilet paper OUTSIDE the commode area (WTF, do women have TP fights in the restroom?), and a smell that one can only liken to a carcass of a dead badger lying in a sewer for a week.

Nowadays, if any woman complains about my bathroom, I laugh in her face and tell her to go make me a sandwich. I know the truth now.

Bitches.

[ulovemikeroch]

It's like that episode of The Office, "Women's Appreciation." Except nothing like it.

[mcginnis]

I wasn't even aware of men doing this on purpose for "cleanliness" concerns. I once went into the women's restroom on accident. I walked in, saw girls looking at the mirror, and slowly backed out. They didn't even flinch and I knew one of them. :rofl: Other than that I stick to the dude's restroom and never went to a women's.

[WARNA BROTHER]

I've done it on purpose at work to spite the women that keep using the man's bathroom. Yeah, there's like 20 of them and only 2-3 guys but still!

Plus, some nasty ass stuff has gone down in that women's bathroom. I just don't want it to spread to my porcelain work haven.

[goodm0urning]

If I have to poop, and it's a one toilet one room deal and the men's is locked and the womens is opened. You best believe I am pooping in the womens bathroom.

I've done it before, I'll do it again/.

But I'm not going in there if the mens is unlocked, that is just retarded.This.

If I'm in a building with big public bathrooms, I'll just visit the bathroom on one of the less-busy floors and pick a stall far from the door. It's a strategy that usually serves me well. In the MSU main library, which is where I am now, the bathroom that gets the heaviest traffic is the one on the main floor in the west wing. You'd best believe that I have not set foot in that hell hole in many months. It is always a festival of unflushed feces.

[JustB]

It annoys me, but yeah, guys up at work take all their shit business to the women's restroom. I hate it because these guys are nasty as heel and when they're done, I can't go in for like an hour.


Chicks dont piss on the seat.

This is a god-damned lie.

[Satomiblood]

I had to clean diarrhea in the men's bathroom at my old job once. It was on the walls, mirror, floor, sink, etc. I'm not kidding. It's like the guy got on a spinning platform and tried to Pollock the fucking bathroom with his shit.

Edit: Did I just use Jackson Pollock as a verb in a sentence?

[Soundbwoy]

Never had to use a women's bathroom, but I do believe that they are dirtier.

Womens bodies do some crazy shit (i.e. discharge, blood, yeast, etc). I guess this is why god made them so attractive. So we can ignore all the gross things that they do.:hitit:

[Shogo]

Nowadays, if any woman complains about my bathroom, I laugh in her face and tell her to go make me a sandwich. I know the truth now.

Bitches.


lol...I dont know why, but I just felt the need to quote this after i read it :pray:

[tech master]

I had to clean diarrhea in the men's bathroom at my old job once. It was on the walls, mirror, floor, sink, etc. I'm not kidding. It's like the guy got on a spinning platform and tried to Pollock the fucking bathroom with his shit.

Edit: Did I just use Jackson Pollock as a verb in a sentence?

one time i was like 4 or 5 and was at churches chicken. i was having diarrhea problems, and apparently I think the old man in the bathroom before me did too cuz he was in there for like 15 minutes. I managed to hold it in until he was done (single person bathroom) and so i ran to the toilet, pulled down my pants, turned around to sit down, and as soon as i started to squat I guess it started to undo the butt clench that i was doing (that held all the shit in) and shit flew everywhere... not on the sink or mirrors, but everywhere ON (not in) the toilet and on the ground. Covering the flusher and everything else. Just about everything came out in that one explosion so i wiped my ass and then GGPO. Didn't clean anything but my own arse.

I feel horridly sorry for the person who had to clean that.

Haha, if only I had the knowledge to use the GIRLS bathroom instead of waiting for the old man. What can I say? I was 4-5

[Hitaro0]

The only time I've gone in a woman's bathroom was during my 7-8th birthday party and I didn't see that the sign was over the bathroom. I would use it again if the need arises though, just hasn't happened yet.

Also, since most of you say that the woman's bathroom are absolute shit, this begs the question: Why the fuck do a lot of men believe the opposite? I mean, they should notice that it's shit compared the the men's bathroom because they've seen both sides of it.

Then you still have to ask why they use the woman's bathroom, but I guess you could just put it down to perverted lulzness most of the time.

[Hatz87]

Well...i accidentally walked into a girl's bathroom in the theater cuz i was drunk one time. Wondered why there were no urinals....hmmmmm

[rsigley]

first day of college i got on the bus and had to shit ridiculously bad

got off at first stop i saw and actually ended up walking into an all girls dorm. didn't have time to look for another place so i took a huge shit then some girl sat down next to me during it [she was there before me]. waited til she left then as i was washing up a bunch came in

was awkward but whatever, better than shitting myself on the bus on the first day of college

at a bar if guys room line is long and no ones in womens line i'll jump in.