The Invincible Swordsman
09-25-2003, 10:34 PM
For years I, The Invincible Swordsman, have shyed away from the avatar craziness. One reason is because I haven't been able to find one worthy enough, Another reason is because it'd be like a tatoo.... I think I'd get sick of it eventually. And the final reason is......
I don't know how to friggin' make one.
So I resigned myself to thinking "Well..... unless I find a pick of The Invincible Swordsman, I wont bother".
Years have gone by amd I've seen avatars and pictures come and go but still no findings of one of The Invincible Swordsman. I have now given up one of it. I now know what I want...... there are only two things I feel worthy of putting on as an avatar.
THING #1!!
Wuku, The Monkey King This guy (from the new Comicsone comic book called Saint Legend). With proper exceptions to The Invincible Swordsman, this guy is the coolest and baddest motherfucker I have ever seen in a comic book. He actually has a weapon similar to my Heaven and God-Slaying Swords. But it's a staff called The Monkey's Cudgel.
Anyway, here's a picture of Wuku, The Monkey King.......
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1588992144.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
This is the picture I'd like to see.
Now........
THING#2!!!
Vanessa Marcil. If you know anything about me, The Invincible Swordsman, you know that I like women and am a big rater of women. Vanessa Marcil is my #1A on my list of Personal Queens. She is perfect (for me). Incredible smile..... impeccable body..... she's an ex-tomboy...... used to have alcohol problems and was abused as a child. Does it get any better than that? I've followed her career from her days playing Brenda Barret on the daytime soap opera General Hospital and then Gina Kincaid on Beverly Hills 90210 and all of her little movies. She is my future mistress, a future Super-Elite/Goddess, and #1 on my Must-Rape List.
For those who don't know........ here's what she looks like......
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/vanessa_marcil/vanessa_marcil_l1.jpg
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/vanessa_marcil/vanessa_marcil_l2.jpg
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/vanessa_marcil/vanessa_marcil_l6.jpg
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/vanessa_marcil/vanessa_marcil_l9.jpg
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/vanessa_marcil/vanessa_marcil_l3.jpg
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/vanessa_marcil/vanessa_marcil_l8.jpg
Hold on for a minute..........
*leaves computer*........
*returns 30 mintues later*.......
Now that I have finished cleaning out and changing my underwear, I would very much like if someone could throw all those pictures up with each one rotating like a slide show in my avatar with the name "Vanessa Marcil" in each one of them. If this can't be done, I'll understand and just put the one of Wuku, The Monkey King with the words "Wuku, The Monkey King" in bold in the middle of the avatar.
To those who can do it, thank you very much and hit me off with a pm. To those who can't thank you for trying. Those who don't care and just wonder why I've been typing this long ass post just for an avatar request...... well it's because it's what I do. I am still the "King of The Long Post" afterall. To those who still don't care and just wanna post something venemous...... go ahead..... it's not like I'm your mom or anything. Just make sure you clean up the drool from your mouth after seeing the pictures of Vanessa. We wouldn't want you to get your girlfrie..... er, I mean,.... your keyboard all wet and short out on you
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Thank you and you may now continue to your regularly scheduled posting.
I don't know how to friggin' make one.
So I resigned myself to thinking "Well..... unless I find a pick of The Invincible Swordsman, I wont bother".
Years have gone by amd I've seen avatars and pictures come and go but still no findings of one of The Invincible Swordsman. I have now given up one of it. I now know what I want...... there are only two things I feel worthy of putting on as an avatar.
THING #1!!
Wuku, The Monkey King This guy (from the new Comicsone comic book called Saint Legend). With proper exceptions to The Invincible Swordsman, this guy is the coolest and baddest motherfucker I have ever seen in a comic book. He actually has a weapon similar to my Heaven and God-Slaying Swords. But it's a staff called The Monkey's Cudgel.
Anyway, here's a picture of Wuku, The Monkey King.......
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1588992144.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
This is the picture I'd like to see.
Now........
THING#2!!!
Vanessa Marcil. If you know anything about me, The Invincible Swordsman, you know that I like women and am a big rater of women. Vanessa Marcil is my #1A on my list of Personal Queens. She is perfect (for me). Incredible smile..... impeccable body..... she's an ex-tomboy...... used to have alcohol problems and was abused as a child. Does it get any better than that? I've followed her career from her days playing Brenda Barret on the daytime soap opera General Hospital and then Gina Kincaid on Beverly Hills 90210 and all of her little movies. She is my future mistress, a future Super-Elite/Goddess, and #1 on my Must-Rape List.
For those who don't know........ here's what she looks like......
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/vanessa_marcil/vanessa_marcil_l1.jpg
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/vanessa_marcil/vanessa_marcil_l2.jpg
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/vanessa_marcil/vanessa_marcil_l6.jpg
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/vanessa_marcil/vanessa_marcil_l9.jpg
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/vanessa_marcil/vanessa_marcil_l3.jpg
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/vanessa_marcil/vanessa_marcil_l8.jpg
Hold on for a minute..........
*leaves computer*........
*returns 30 mintues later*.......
Now that I have finished cleaning out and changing my underwear, I would very much like if someone could throw all those pictures up with each one rotating like a slide show in my avatar with the name "Vanessa Marcil" in each one of them. If this can't be done, I'll understand and just put the one of Wuku, The Monkey King with the words "Wuku, The Monkey King" in bold in the middle of the avatar.
To those who can do it, thank you very much and hit me off with a pm. To those who can't thank you for trying. Those who don't care and just wonder why I've been typing this long ass post just for an avatar request...... well it's because it's what I do. I am still the "King of The Long Post" afterall. To those who still don't care and just wanna post something venemous...... go ahead..... it's not like I'm your mom or anything. Just make sure you clean up the drool from your mouth after seeing the pictures of Vanessa. We wouldn't want you to get your girlfrie..... er, I mean,.... your keyboard all wet and short out on you
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Thank you and you may now continue to your regularly scheduled posting.