The asshole thread

[fatherbrain]

In my time as an online gamer, there have been many great people I have played. Unfortunatly, there seems to be a large selection of cocksuckers , the number of which are usually about a ratio of about 1 dick for every 5 or so nice, cool people. Therefore, I have created this thread. Post up people to avoid at all costs, and what they were on and doing to be an asshole. I'll start.


Scat, Kaillera, last seen in IDgames server #1. Fucktard was closing games. Not just that, but also going to different servers, and continuing his brand of bllshit. If you see him in a server, go somewhere else. He's not the only closer tho. Theres gonna be a LIST of the cunts when people post them up.


This thread is NOT for giving attention to the dicks that are encountered. What it is for is to phase out oppoinents for these people, and make them either shape up, or they will never find anyone to play.



Post your droppers, dicks, closers, and fags in general.

[Vega]

Displacer Beast and Isaac (his full name is real long but has Isaac in it) are both game closers/crashers.

Just a few tips to help prevent these guys from closing your games, and hopefully I won't get banned for posting a link to something that is emulation related but is not a rom. The rules say roms in specific so I'm assuming I'm ok to do this.

First, someone who goes by Mistiq created a "noclose" patch that has worked wonders for me thus far. I used to use something called "anticlose" but that didn't really stop many people from closing. However I have yet to get my games closed by these same people since using the noclose patch which can be found at...
http://www.kaillera.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3632
(click on the 2nd link he gives listed as anti-close even though this is really the no-close, not sure why he did that)

However I should note a few other things that help out. First, if you download this noclose patch it means only you cannot be closed. If the other players in your game have it then you should be safe, but if they don't then they can still be closed out but you will remain in the game if you're the host. If another player is host and doesn't have the patch, then the game will be closed. So make sure to spread the word about this noclose patch.

Also, another thing these guys like to do is if they realize they can't close your game thanks to the noclose patch, then they try to spam the game so that it crashes. A way to prevent this is when you first open up Mame32k (not sure about other emus) go to "file" and "properties" and then click on the "miscellaneous" tab and move the slider bar for text speed all the way to the top so that it's set to the fastest. That makes it so text doesn't display over your gaming screen (the only way to chat then is to have the previous window somewhere else on the screen so you can see the chatbox). But you do this so that, for example, someone can't join and crash your game by overloading it with on-screen text like aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Sorry about that but I've seen that happen before so I'm just explaining why to move the chat speed to fastest so that it won't appear on the gaming screen.

Spread the word on these things and I bet we can put a stop to these kids who do nothing but close/crash games for hours on end each night.

[gbursine]

i've been closed too by displacer beast... I still dont get what makes/who determines closers... tho either way, thnx for the info vega.

[fatherbrain]

Blackmagic on zbattle. Nice guy. but uses turbo buttons. ADMITTED the shit to me. Not too good, with or without turbo.

[BIG BAD MOG]

Ah, it seems im not the only one tormented by displacer beast and isaac. Say, how does this closing thing happen? How are they able to just hop into your game while you're playing and poof, its over? I can't do that...Did MAME or something develop something so that you can hop in a game that is currently playing yet?

[tsubame]

I think it has something to do with text flooding- If you turn out receive text in-game and turn sound when people join off- it cuts down on it. Too bad more people don't use Kawaks- doesn't have this problem I think.

[Vega]

Ah, it seems im not the only one tormented by displacer beast and isaac. Say, how does this closing thing happen? How are they able to just hop into your game while you're playing and poof, its over? I can't do that...Did MAME or something develop something so that you can hop in a game that is currently playing yet?

I'm not totally sure myself but I've been told they download a script (I'm not even sure what that entails) and this script allows them to join games while they are being played and perform the close command or text flood to crash a game. And that's the beauty of what I was trying to post earlier in this thread because those tips have worked for me. By placing text speed to the fastest so that it won't even display that takes away the text flooding, yet you can still read the text on the previous screen from which you hit the start game button.

As far as using the script to close with the close command, the Mystiq no-close patch makes it so that Mame not only uses some different command to stop games, but won't even recognize the close command that these kids are trying to use.

[didimau]

Add someone named "bangbang" onto that list of lame game closers/crashers as well.

[Ryumexicano]

Nintendodude (Something about nintendo) on Zbattle.

He is an asshole and fucking racist. He said Mexicans, this, Mexicans that..............He is totally racist, and fucking sucks. My friend kicked his ass real bad, so he said Mexicans are losers. He was racist to me too, so Fuck him, and avoid him if you are MExican?


Ryumexicano

[ChaosNightWolf]

MariahLAF, jesus I cant stand her.

No j/k, she's actually pretty good. She's in my av :), her strider/wm skills are unmatched :)

[ChibiPotPie]

MegaRoll- Uses autofire and autoblock. (still loses)
ssnakup- quits after losing consecutively
Chun Li Lady- autofire (still loses)
MjCool- poor skill, complains when advance tactics are used

As far as displacer and issac are concerned I find it a waste of time to even bother with them. The admins of Idgames and unknown are yet to be seen. Mystiqs patch? whatever... doesnt work. I also tried turning off chat, speed, etc. Got news for you. Doesnt work. There just gonna keep closing games until there parents take away their internet priveleges. Hopefully, they dont have access to school internet or whatever. Its a shame really that someone would waste their time this way but oh wells.

1st Post.

[gbursine]

^
you need to have both peeps w/ the patch from what vega says.

[ChibiPotPie]

Displacer Beast and Isaac (his full name is real long but has Isaac in it) are both game closers/crashers.

However I should note a few other things that help out. First, if you download this noclose patch it means only you cannot be closed. If the other players in your game have it then you should be safe, but if they don't then they can still be closed out but you will remain in the game if you're the host.
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I host most of my games but I guess I might be doing something wrong, but as far as I know.... doesnt work. (Not against spam hack anyways which is what those 2 clowns are using)

[Soldier Zero]

MariahLAF, jesus I cant stand her.

No j/k, she's actually pretty good. She's in my av :), her strider/wm skills are unmatched :)

I was about to say.

Yeah, tons of losers online, can't think of any at the moment since most have been covered.

[ChibiPotPie]

displacer beast closes my shit too

but as of late he just watches me kick ass in MK2...lol




Good then. Let him watch. It will keep him occupied from closing games and stuff. So it is true. He doesnt play games at all. :lame:

[fatherbrain]

Unknown Soldier....fucking closer. Challenged him ith my gief, and he lost, so he closed my game

[Koop]

ok guys...when you mean "close". Do you mean just leave the match? Cause if so, yesterday [being my first week doing this thanks to brain :) ] Ive had about 12. 6 outta those twelve went like this:

2p> hey are you koop from srk? **(losing badly)**
1p> yeah
**2p has canceled the game***
**2p has left the party**

WTF?

[didimau]

No, they mean close as in these assholes join your game already in progress, and then forcefully close it by spamming text or just command closing it so your game stops. And they'll keep doing it until they are bored and leave, or until you leave and go to another server... where they very likely will follow.

What you're describing is just sore losers... and yeah, they're assholes too.

More assholes are the ones who totally abuse the lag on kaillera and think they're the shit. I mean, this one guy, his whole game revolves around, knocking you down, then either mixing up throwing or sweeps on your get up. This BS is totally viable on kaillera, because wake up supers/dps are not reliable... especially when the fucker himself makes the game laggy. Even when you know the sweep is coming, you're almost forced to block, despite having a full meter because if your input is just slightly off, it's another knock down and another sweep/throw mixup your way. And his "good" character is A-Gen. Just because you can combo the super after chain combos (which, with kaillera lag, gives you like 10 years of hit-detection time to see whether or not to input the super or not), doesn't mean you're great.

[Koop]

Understood, that explained a lot!!! I was wondering why alot of my arcade/tournament tatics werent working (ie stored super with chun li). I can't stand that lag shyt at all. Thanks Didi.

[doujinshi_2001]

ok guys...when you mean "close". Do you mean just leave the match? Cause if so, yesterday [being my first week doing this thanks to brain :) ] Ive had about 12. 6 outta those twelve went like this:

2p> hey are you koop from srk? **(losing badly)**
1p> yeah
**2p has canceled the game***
**2p has left the party**

WTF?

I think this was me that did this. First, I was not losing as I told you that the game we were in were desyncing, because I was playing the AI waiting for you to press start and apparently you were waiting for me to press start. I asked you if you wanted me to create a new game but you never answered. We tried twice but the game always desynced. I was the tag 'jinomen'.

Believe me, I would never just drop out of the match if I was losing. I am still learning ST and it's a hassle to even find good players to play in kaillera so when I find a good match, I try to play as much as I can before the games closing/desyncing/Mame crashing whatever. I know you would probably beat me anyway, but I'd still play for the fun in it...=)

[ChibiPotPie]

ok guys...when you mean "close". Do you mean just leave the match? Cause if so, yesterday [being my first week doing this thanks to brain :) ] Ive had about 12. 6 outta those twelve went like this:

WTF?

Heh. I get these assholes all the time in VS. Naturally they arent very good, relying on the same turtle strategy and I have to constiently chase them from corner to corner. After Ive beaten them quickly 4 to 5 times (Megaroll especially you) they will drop and leave or make some lame excuse. If you know you are going to lose dont bother playin me and droppin after 3 games. If your idea of having fun is winning and losing some games or playing someone on the same skill level is you then pffff...

[Koop]

I think this was me that did this. First, I was not losing as I told you that the game we were in were desyncing, because I was playing the AI waiting for you to press start and apparently you were waiting for me to press start. I asked you if you wanted me to create a new game but you never answered. We tried twice but the game always desynced. I was the tag 'jinomen'.

Believe me, I would never just drop out of the match if I was losing. I am still learning ST and it's a hassle to even find good players to play in kaillera so when I find a good match, I try to play as much as I can before the games closing/desyncing/Mame crashing whatever. I know you would probably beat me anyway, but I'd still play for the fun in it...=)


nah...not you...these cats had odd ass names...lmao

[gbursine]

I;ve had assholes who thought they were hot shit cuz of DESYNCH!.... So we keep having to restart every match, cuz of desynch. The fucker calls me a homo cuz he thinks i'm makin excuses up for him "beating me".

now legitimately, there are people out there I bet, who lose, and say they're desynched... but If you're genuinly desynching... its the gheyest shit ever

[Soldier Zero]

I;ve had assholes who thought they were hot shit cuz of DESYNCH!

P1: Yeah, you like that don't you?

Me: ...desync.

P1: (Keeps talking like the dumbass he is).

Me: [Player 2 has dropped current game.]

[Shifty Nevers]

gbursine, thanks for pointing me to this thread. :tup: Displacer Beast should be shot... :tdown:

[fatherbrain]

Sad that such a thread had to be made. Sadder still that it's about the buisiest thread in this online part of the forums.

[ChibiPotPie]

gbursine, thanks for pointing me to this thread. :tup: Displacer Beast should be shot... :tdown:

DisplacerBeast has gone insane now. He is closing games like never before. To bad no one cares.

[Shifty Nevers]

DisplacerBeast has gone insane now. He is closing games like never before. To bad no one cares.
i thought that noclose was suppose to be able to stop him??

ps i hope to play you in VS again sometime :tup:

[ChaosNightWolf]

I was about to say.

Yeah, tons of losers online, can't think of any at the moment since most have been covered.

About to say what?

[ChibiPotPie]

i thought that noclose was suppose to be able to stop him??

ps i hope to play you in VS again sometime :tup:


Yeah, when I posted that I didnt have the one everyone just got. It seems to work, except against join spam sometimes.


PS Do I know you?

[Soldier Zero]

About to say what?

MariahLAF being an ass on kaillera. Played her a few times and she's a respectable player, got confused when I read first line of your post. :sweat:

[Soldier Zero]

Magic Thunder 524, not sure if he's an ass to others, but he's a big ass pain for me.

[kite raiser]

you do realise this thread is fucking pointless as kaillera is just full of aliases

[Shifty Nevers]

PS Do I know you?
lol not really, especially under this name. I use Crimson Soul i on Kaillera. I remember since you're the only one i've seen who wants to play VS

[mvsc2demon]

MariahLAF, jesus I cant stand her.

No j/k, she's actually pretty good. She's in my av :), her strider/wm skills are unmatched :)
So Chaos, are u Mariah. Cuz she is good but she always gets mad and tells me why do i run. She just expects me to go to her and get whoop and not block. She gets more mad when she loses. ANyways, there is a patch from dark addictz that is more better. It even disables the text in the video game window so the only way u can talk is thru the hosting game window, but its still the best and displacer and other people like them couldnt close me and i pisses them off more telling them that they suck now. There is a guy in Idgames now that somehow crashes the server whenever he says crash,crash,etc.... He crashes the server whenever he feels like it at random. Also thanks to stupid emulators like jnes, people can rename roms and names and evertying, and fill up the server gamelist with made up games.

[Soldier Zero]

http://darktemplarz.com/addictz/downloads/index.php?SortBy=1&fdir=./DA%20KailleraClient/

New mame.