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ParryPerson.

10-25-2005, 04:34 AM

[02:28] <Viscant> OMG OMG I JUST BROKE 2:30
[02:29] <Viscant> YESSSSSSSSSS
[02:29] <Viscant> FLESHLIGHT I LOVE YOU
[02:29] <Ever> that's nothing

AM.

2:30.

AM.

Taichi

10-26-2005, 08:10 AM

<Taichi> BalloonFi.....
<BalloonFi> Hello
<Taichi>B l oo Fi
<BalloonFi> ?
<Taichi> BLOOFY!

Irennicus

10-26-2005, 08:13 AM

<Taichi> BalloonFi.....
<BalloonFi> Hello
<Taichi>B l oo Fi
<BalloonFi> ?
<Taichi> BLOOFY!

I'm sorry padawan, but you are not ready to have quotes posted into the #SRKGD thread of greatness as of yet.

Taichi

10-26-2005, 08:44 AM

while true, I did not want that lost to the ages......

S.a.g.a

10-26-2005, 08:48 AM

Indeed.

Be patient. Your time will come.

Impact Hound

10-26-2005, 08:22 PM

I liked the new guy's "ARE YOU OK?!? SARCASM WOLF!"

Irennicus

10-26-2005, 08:30 PM

<Irennicus> I grew up in the ghetto
<Irennicus> It was so bad
<Irennicus> Sometimes, we would have to drink our own urine to get by
<Irennicus> Then we learned to use the faucet.
<Irennicus> <3 education
<Jaeaway> Iren I do
<OrangeCat> LOL

S.a.g.a

10-26-2005, 08:37 PM

<Pryde> IS IT ME?
<Pryde> OR IS EVER ALWAYS ANGRY!??!!?
<Bleetness> yea
<Lantis> Yes he is
<Lantis> He's always being pushed down
<Hiryu> Yes, Ever is always angry.
<Pryde> IS IT ME
<Pryde> OR DOES EVER
<Pryde> ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT COCKS
<Hiryu> True.
<Bleetness> true
<Pryde> true
<OrangeCat> EVER DOESN'T EVER SMILE.
<Pryde> see
<Lantis> He talks about cocks and Nessa
<Pryde> confirmed
<Hiryu> Ever does mention a lot about penis.
<Lantis> He is really jealous about Viscant
<Hiryu> And foreign objects Jay uses for pleasure.
<Hiryu> Like he's SUPER interested.
<Hiryu> Says it at least ONCE per day.
<Lantis> HE EMBRACES THE T.HAWK PERSONA
<Pryde> I'M SORRY
<Pryde> IT'S TIME TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET
<Hiryu> Face it, Ever. I'm the closest one in here to you, man.
<Hiryu> ...You're gay.
<Bleetness> OWNED
<Pryde> LOLZ

OrangeCat

10-26-2005, 10:49 PM

<Viscant> "this girl would be awesome...if only she had a bigger cock than me"
<OrangeCat> the only reason that you'd want to fuck your own clonse
<Philth> <Nishiko> Quick, someone clone a shemale Jay <-- you could have just said "Jay"
<OrangeCat> *clone
<Viscant> no because it would be a GIRL jay
<Viscant> a jayna
<OrangeCat> and a female one at that.
<Philth> bazing
<Nishiko> This is true, Phil
<OrangeCat> is to FULLFILL YOUR INCEST FANTASY.
<Viscant> I AM NOT A SHEMALE
<OrangeCat> YOU SEECK SONFABEESH
<Viscant> and YES I WISH I HAD A SISTER TO FUCK
<Nishiko> lol
<Viscant> IS THAT SO WRONG??

<TheReno> This is EXTREMELY fucked up
<Nishiko> <3 OC so much right now.
<Viscant> I WANT TO FUCK SISTERS
<Viscant> BUT I HAVE NONE
<Viscant> I WILL SLICE MY WRISTS AND LET THE FIRE OF PAIN BURN MY INNER SOUL
<Viscant> I HATE YOU, HATE YOU ALL

OC

Pained Auron

10-26-2005, 11:05 PM

<@Viscant> i have ass for weeks
<@Ever> you have ass for weeks?
<@Ever> i'm not with weeks on this one

Nishiko

10-26-2005, 11:07 PM

[23:39:08] <Philth> I beat children
[23:39:18] <Viscant> good shit

Nishiko

10-26-2005, 11:11 PM

[23:49:09] <OrangeCat> http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2726203&postcount=259
[23:49:12] <Ever> and justin
[23:49:45] <Viscant> ok
[23:49:49] <Viscant> the beginning of that
[23:49:54] <Viscant> is a complete and total suggestive lie
[23:50:06] <Philth> at least my bazing is in that
[23:50:06] <OrangeCat> Fuck you....you know what you want.
[23:50:08] <OrangeCat> and you want it now.
[23:50:09] <Nishiko> Damn, beat me to it, OC.
[23:50:11] <OrangeCat> SISTER FUCKING
[23:50:14] <Viscant> I WANT A PRETTY GIRL
[23:50:16] <Nishiko> Except I was going to quote the whole thing
[23:50:21] <Viscant> AND SINCE I AM A PRETTY BOY
[23:50:25] <OrangeCat> LOL
[23:50:26] <Viscant> A CLONE OF ME WOULD BE A PRETTY
[23:50:36] <OrangeCat> You are fucked up man. She'd look like a crack addict.
[23:50:42] <Viscant> lies
[23:50:44] <OrangeCat> albeit a faintly pretty pale one.
[23:50:46] <OrangeCat> but still.
[23:51:10] <Nishiko> No, she'd look like Nessa. If you look at a picture of Nessa's face, then Jay's, you'll see they've got the same facial structure, especially in the jawline.
[23:51:13] <Viscant> SHE WOULD BE SEXY
[23:51:17] <OrangeCat> Seriously.
[23:51:18] <Viscant> NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
[23:51:23] <-- mvc2demon (Omar@ppp-70-250-217-94.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) has left #srkgd
[23:51:23] <Viscant> THAT IS A TOTAL BOLD-FACED LIE
[23:51:27] <Nishiko> Seriously, OC. Look at them.
[23:51:28] <OrangeCat> THIS..IS HOW THE FEMALE VISCANT WILL LOOK LIKE: http://scriptoriumofsam.bizland.com/howard_clint.jpg
[23:51:28] <Viscant> NESSA IS A MONSTER
[23:51:30] <Viscant> I AM A SEXY JAY
[23:51:34] <Ever> a female jay?
[23:51:38] <OrangeCat> lol
[23:51:39] <Ever> isn't that redundant?
[23:51:43] <OrangeCat> No.
[23:51:47] <OrangeCat> it's like a paradox.
[23:51:49] <Ever> yea that
[23:51:50] <Nishiko> Now, now, no insulting the proper womankind, Ever
[23:51:55] <Ever> sorry nish
[23:51:59] <Nishiko> I forgive you.
[23:52:04] <Philth> see, ive got the power of capslock, when I use capslock you must respeckt it
[23:52:12] <Philth> when Jay uses caps, he looks desperate
[23:52:13] <Ever> i respect nothing
[23:52:24] <Ever> but <3 phil
[23:52:24] <Viscant> .......
[23:52:27] <Ever> cause phil is psycho
[23:52:30] <Philth> dont make me unleash the raw fury of capslock
[23:52:47] <Nishiko> Just this once, <3 Phil too.
[23:52:50] <OrangeCat> And didnt' Philth like beat Viscant in some sexy posing contest?>
[23:52:54] <Nishiko> Hell yeah
[23:52:55] <Ever> yes
[23:52:58] --> TRTerror (~divinecom@213-204-48-8.aland.net) has joined #srkgd
[23:53:01] <OrangeCat> TRT
[23:53:02] <Nishiko> Phil had the better ass.
[23:53:04] <Ever> lol
[23:53:05] <Philth> UNGH! I knew I one that
[23:53:07] <OrangeCat> SUP.
[23:53:09] <Philth> won*
[23:53:10] <Viscant> WTF
[23:53:12] <Viscant> OH MY FUCKING GOD
[23:53:13] <Viscant> WHAT
[23:53:13] <TRTerror> hullo
[23:53:14] <Viscant> THE
[23:53:14] <Viscant> FUCK
[23:53:16] <Viscant> OH MY FUCKING GOD
[23:53:18] <Viscant> I WON THAT
[23:53:19] <Viscant> FAIR AND SQUARE
[23:53:21] <Nishiko> Did not.
[23:53:23] <Viscant> YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MAD I AM
[23:53:27] <Viscant> I AMS SERIOUSLY FROTHING RIGHT NOW
[23:53:28] <OrangeCat> HEY VISCANT.
[23:53:30] <Viscant> I WON I WON I WON I WON
[23:53:31] <Ever> you lost
[23:53:34] <Nishiko> I think Phil has a better ass. Deal.
[23:53:41] <Viscant> OMFG
[23:53:43] <OrangeCat> YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT "WIN" BUTTON THAT S.KILL TALKED ABOUT IN HIS "CHEAPNESS" ARTICLE?
[23:53:44] <Viscant> YOU ARE NOT A STRAIGHT WOMAN
[23:53:48] <OrangeCat> THE ONE WHERE YOU PRESS IT...AND YOU WIN?
[23:53:54] <Viscant> i am the sexiest man alive
[23:53:58] <Viscant> you cannot fucking deny this
[23:53:59] <Nishiko> Of course I am. I don't find *you* attractive, Jay.
[23:54:02] <Viscant> nish, you fucking lesbian
[23:54:02] <OrangeCat> WHOEVER PRESSES THAT BUTTON INSTANTLY PWNS THE OTHER PERSON?
[23:54:05] <OrangeCat> I'M GOING TO PRESS IT NOW.
[23:54:07] <OrangeCat> JAY
[23:54:07] <OrangeCat> FUCKED
[23:54:08] <OrangeCat> NESSA
[23:54:12] <Viscant> I WON THE FUCKING POSE-OFF
[23:54:14] <Viscant> PHIL GAVE UP
[23:54:23] <Nishiko> Phil didn't want to look retarded. I can't blame him.
[23:54:23] <Viscant> I WON WON WON WON WON WON WON WON WON WONW O WON WON WON WON WONW ON
[23:54:29] <Philth> I had to go beat up that fat guy
[23:54:39] <Viscant> you got depressed after getting destroyed by me
[23:54:43] <Viscant> it's ok, it happens to everyone
[23:54:47] <Viscant> <--- winner and STILL champion
[23:54:49] <Philth> thats why I was laughing
[23:54:58] <Viscant> "the ladykiller"..........Jaaaaaaaaaaay Snyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyder
[23:54:59] <Viscant> ...
[23:55:01] <Viscant> ...
[23:55:03] <Viscant> Snyder!
[23:55:14] <Derez-> jay
[23:55:16] <Nishiko> Yeah, because they all turn to stone when you look at them.
[23:55:17] <Ever> shit RU held phil back

Nishiko

10-31-2005, 04:01 PM

[15:28:51] <epsilon-> whats another word for poor
[15:28:54] <Viscant> black
[15:28:59] <epsilon-> lol
[15:29:00] * Nishiko backhands Jay.
[15:29:01] <epsilon-> a good one

Lantis

11-03-2005, 10:27 PM

<Phae> me and ducky are gonna get married one day
<Phae> or in an alternate universe
<Phae> he's gonna work
<Phae> and i'm gonna cook dinner
<Sleepness> you cant
<Sleepness> hes married to nishiko
<Phae> DUCKY YOU CHEATIN ON ME
<Phae> OMG
<Phae> :(
<Pryde> <Phae> DUCKY YOU CHEATIN ON ME
<ducky> i'm single
<Pryde> yes he is
<Pryde> with me
<ducky> THAT WAS A ONE NIGHT STAND
<ducky> I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO KEEP THAT BETWEEN ME AND YOU
<Pryde> phae: don't worry, he's moaning your name all night long
<Pryde> when we had the butt seks!!!
<Pryde> is ducky's penis black?
<ducky> Pryde - you should know
<ducky> lol
<Pryde> ducky has aids
<Pryde> ll die soon

<Lantis> Why do you always hook up with closet gays, Phae?
<Phae> who cares it tastes good

S.a.g.a

11-03-2005, 10:40 PM

So... closet gays now have a taste favorable to Phae?

...

...I'm just gonna walk away slowly from the modem.

...

...And then turn it off.

...

...kthx.

KrassHole

11-03-2005, 11:14 PM

The man with all the porn gets all the women.

TigerGenocide

11-04-2005, 12:05 AM

[02:28] <Viscant> OMG OMG I JUST BROKE 2:30
[02:29] <Viscant> YESSSSSSSSSS
[02:29] <Viscant> FLESHLIGHT I LOVE YOU
[02:29] <Ever> that's nothing

AM.

2:30.

AM.

Aren't you in different time zones?

Ducky

11-04-2005, 01:19 AM

[22:05] <Nishiko> You prefer baggies. This is not sane, this is desperate.
[22:05] <Derez> that would kinda be rad
[22:05] <Gandido> not all the time.
[22:05] <Gandido> hahahhaa
[22:05] <Gandido> that would be kinda odd, D
[22:05] <Viscant> who needs a baggie when you have a fleshlight
[22:05] <Gandido> Who names his fleshlight Patti Mayonaise.
[22:06] <Viscant> dude, that's about the color it is
[22:06] <Viscant> and mayonaise being a pun
[22:06] <Viscant> it makes sense
[22:06] <Gandido> You named it after a character in 'Doug'.
[22:06] <Viscant> and like you wouldn't have hit that
[22:06] <Gandido> A NICKELODEON CARTOON.
[22:06] <Viscant> she was a total cocktease
[22:06] <Viscant> DUDE
[22:06] <Gandido> Look.
[22:06] <Viscant> you just know she was playing doug and fucking roger behind his back
[22:06] <Viscant> that's just beyond debate
[22:07] <Viscant> i'm just slamming that shit for great justice
[22:07] <Gandido> I don't get off on a cartoon character.
[22:07] <Viscant> NEITHER DO I
[22:07] <Gandido> I'd much rather be trying to slam Nishiko out of celibacy.
[22:07] <Viscant> i put up real porn while i'm "training"
[22:07] <Derez> i'd name the fleshlight Topanga
[22:07] <Viscant> ...she's mean
[22:07] <ducky> hey hey hey
[22:07] * Nishiko blinks at Gan innocently.
[22:07] * peaces has joined #srkgd
[22:07] <Derez> from boy meets world, she is hotness
[22:07] <Viscant> sexing nishiko seems dangerous
[22:07] <Nishiko> <3 ducky
[22:07] <ducky> everyone feels the need to hit on my girl
[22:07] <ducky> wtf
[22:07] <ducky> Derez
[22:07] <Viscant> i imagine nish beating the hell out of her boyfriend/sex partner
[22:07] <ducky> you like topanga?
[22:07] <Nishiko> You imagine wrongly, Jay.
[22:07] <Derez> hells yea
[22:07] <Viscant> and growling all evilly "satisfy me or die"
[22:07] <Gandido> Viscant.
[22:07] <Viscant> for some reason you're wearing a white gi top
[22:07] <Gandido> There's a difference between 'beat-up pain'
[22:08] <Viscant> but you have black panties on
[22:08] <Nishiko> OMFG
[22:08] <Gandido> and 'massochist pain'
[22:08] <ducky> [link removed]
[22:08] <Viscant> that doesn't match and doesn't make snese
[22:08] <ducky> lol
[22:08] <Nishiko> JAY HAS FANTASIZED ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH ME
[22:08] <Viscant> I HAVE NOT
[22:08] <Nishiko> YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
[22:08] <ducky> a porn site from a topanga look alike lol
[22:08] <Viscant> WHERE DID I SAY THAT I WAS THAT GUY
[22:08] <Viscant> I JUST SAID THAT'S HOW I SEE IT
[22:08] <Viscant> YOU SICK FREAK
[22:08] <Nishiko> [01:08:06] <Viscant> for some reason you're wearing a white gi top <-- HYPOCRITE
[22:08] <Viscant> DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH
[22:08] <Viscant> once again
[22:08] <Viscant> i never said i was the guy you were beating/sexing
[22:08] <Viscant> just that's how it was
[22:08] <Nishiko> BUT YOU PICTURE IT
[22:09] <Nishiko> SAME THING
[22:09] <ducky> even worse, jay
[22:09] <Viscant> ..........
[22:09] <ducky> you were having a fantasy of me and nishi
[22:09] <ducky> you sick fuck.
[22:09] <Viscant> ........................................
[22:09] <Viscant> my stomach hurts a lot right now
[22:09] <Viscant> i'm 100% serious
[22:09] <Gandido> you KNOW this whole day is going on the srkgd thread
[22:09] <Nishiko> Shit yeah, Gan
[22:09] <Viscant> i hate you all
[22:09] <Nishiko> LOL
[22:10] <Viscant> as long as it's quoted exactly though
[22:10] <Viscant> it will prove that i never fantasized about that
[22:10] <Viscant> it's not even a fantasy
[22:10] <Viscant> just a vision
[22:10] <ducky> ...
[22:10] <Viscant> fantasy implies arousal
[22:10] <ducky> you had a vision of me and nishi?
[22:10] <Viscant> NO
[22:10] <ducky> that's still horrible
[22:10] <Nishiko> You. Pictured. It.
[22:10] <Viscant> IT WAS AN UNNAMED GUY AND NISH WAS FROTHING EVILLY AND BEATING HIM
[22:10] <Nishiko> Rivers in Egypt, again
[22:10] <ducky> i mean, i'm pretty sexy, so i can understand that i am included in a lot of fantansies
[22:10] <Viscant> IT WASN'T ME
[22:10] <Nishiko> Lies.

regulate

11-05-2005, 11:17 AM

<PPerson> F
<PPerson> U
<Bleetness> hi
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<[A]ngel> try thegay scene
<PPerson> I already did
<PPerson> It left me feeling ... open, and.....well homosexual.
<[A]ngel> raw and sticky?
<PPerson> Sure
<Reg_> hahaha
<Reg_> perry is bicurious
<[A]ngel> i think i should make a thread on srk about this chick
<[A]ngel> so i can gather up an army
<Reg_> lets have the srk myspace people attack her
<Bleetness> haha
<[A]ngel> to flame the fuck out of her
<[A]ngel> lol
<Bleetness> you know what av is funny
<Bleetness> the OC av with terry
<Bleetness> where its like "He Beat Geese
<[A]ngel> and d.dark
<[A]ngel> ?
<Bleetness> and it shows the duck from duck hunt
<[A]ngel> lol
<[A]ngel> oh teah
<[A]ngel> yeah
<Bleetness> that shit is funny as hell
<PPerson> I've fucked a guy before, sure.
<Reg_> OMG
<[A]ngel> um

Ducky

11-05-2005, 04:48 PM

The man with all the porn gets all the women.

Best believe it.

Ducky

11-06-2005, 02:32 PM

[11:31] <RoninC> DUCKY, yes, I want it.
[11:31] <RoninC> GIVE IT TO ME BABY

Pained Auron

11-07-2005, 09:49 PM

<Viscant> i would fuck a donkey
<Viscant> in fact after reading Daddy's post
<Viscant> i think i want to try
<Viscant> always wear a condom when you fuck the donkey
<Viscant> donkey smells better

Lantis

11-07-2005, 10:49 PM

<Viscant> a dolphin can massage you from inside
<Viscant> their vaginal muscles are that strong
<Viscant> i want to find out O_O

Viscant is slowly morphing into the new Bloody....

Mystic_bash

11-07-2005, 10:51 PM

<+ParryPers> Lets talk about UltraD's penis.
<+ParryPers> I hear it's spade shaped
<@Viscant> small talk, eh?
<@Viscant> *rimshot*
<+Lantis> ........
<+ParryPers> ...
<UltraD> hi-o!
<+ParryPers> KAAANNNAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
<@Viscant> i'm here all week
<UltraD> in actuality I have a gigantic wang
<+Lantis> Ssssh
<+Lantis> Viscant will probably slobber
<@Viscant> ...
<@Viscant> NOT GAY
<+ParryPers> UltraD when we say 6, we mean inches, not MM's, so .......you might want to re think the "I gots a huge dong" statement
<UltraD> what about when we say 8
<+ParryPers> When we say "8" we really mean "lying sack of shit"
<+ParryPers> So please
<@Viscant> lol
<+ParryPers> continue
<+ParryPers> dude how big is ur wang
<+ParryPers> omg you weren't gonna say 8 were you.
<UltraD> nope
<UltraD> I was just wondering
<+ParryPers> K cuz 9 is "I have a super small wanker"
<+Bleetness> what if we say 7?
<ShaftAgen> has there ever been someone to own up on their small wang?
<+Bleetness> :(
<+ParryPers> My wang is 6.3 MORE THEN MY WIFE CAN HANDLE
<@Viscant> i once knew a guy who admitted to having a 4 incher
<+ParryPers> Why would you admit that?
<@Viscant> well didn't admit to it as much
<+ParryPers> Like anyones ever gonna see it
<@Viscant> as was noticed in the shower
<+Bleetness> WTF
<+Lantis> .....

Higher-Jin

11-07-2005, 10:55 PM

Mystic_bash

11-08-2005, 10:29 PM

<D-dorms> reading comics
<D-dorms> gettin ready to blow my g/f
UCR_Jesse (~dude@68-190-202-27.dhcp.rvsd.ca.charter.com) is now known as UCR_Poker
<V1ru5AFK> shemale?
<D-dorms> PLOW
<D-dorms> i mean
D-dorms=Derez

Mystic_bash

11-08-2005, 10:45 PM

<ParryPers> haha
<ParryPers> joke is on you guys
<ParryPers> I turned of the quote script
LOL!

The Bucket Of Truth

11-08-2005, 11:32 PM

beaner

Pained Auron

11-09-2005, 12:00 AM

<ParryPers> haha
<ParryPers> joke is on you guys
<ParryPers> I turned of the quote script
LOL!

you fail

Mystic_bash

11-09-2005, 07:44 AM

How so?

KrassHole

11-10-2005, 01:33 PM

How so?

your name is bleet

you fail at everything.

Mystic_bash

11-10-2005, 01:50 PM

You're canadian. ggpo

KrassHole

11-10-2005, 02:00 PM

You're canadian. ggpo

ya. . . for you.

stfu you're mexican

Mystic_bash

11-10-2005, 02:20 PM

Only half!

ParryPerson.

11-10-2005, 03:43 PM

Listen you fucking hoser and beaner. You both suck.

Mystic_bash

11-10-2005, 05:30 PM

Your av sucks!

The Bucket Of Truth

11-11-2005, 02:46 AM

beaner

Mystic_bash

11-11-2005, 11:11 AM

Simon! Long time no see!

Pained Auron

11-11-2005, 09:13 PM

[8:13pm] * ddotfox was kicked by Pryde (peace the fuck out)
[8:14pm] * [A]ngel was kicked by Pryde (fuck off)
[8:14pm] <@Pryde> brb
[8:14pm] <@Pryde> banning both on srk
[8:14pm] <V1ru5-> lol
[8:14pm] <@Ever> lol
[8:15pm] <@Ever> damn
[8:15pm] <V1ru5-> shiet
[8:15pm] <V1ru5-> ownd
[8:15pm] <V1ru5-> damn i hate losing my remote control
[8:15pm] * Ever changes topic to ' <Viscant> although i'd pick adella before nessa | god damn you fuckers make me a god damn wall paper please, tha'
[8:15pm] <V1ru5-> its frustrating
[8:15pm] <Lantis> Talk about the double whammy
[8:15pm] <Lantis> Oh well, I guess the Retard Hour is over now

D.Fox

11-11-2005, 09:15 PM

</3 Pryde

KrassHole

11-12-2005, 12:23 AM

stfu parry. I wanna do your wife.

Muff Daddy

11-12-2005, 01:29 PM

...

<TheReno> http://figures.insidepulse.com/articles/44408
<TheReno> Special Sagat/Ryu pack
<TheReno> Right when Ryu owns him
<|DG> ryu will never own sagat
<|DG> why are they like the same height though
<|DG> lol
<Bleetness> lol
<worthFAM> haha
<TheReno> Cause Sagat is hunched over
<TheReno> And Ryu's standing straight up
<|DG> why are you lying
<worthFAM> i taught him haoken and hurricane kick
<worthFAM> hadoken
<TheReno> Look at the damn picture! :p
<worthFAM> and he's 4
<worthFAM> lol
<TheReno> Plus, those probably aren't to scale anyways
<R_O_F> sup worth
* |DG has quit IRC
<worthFAM> ok brb we're playing castle shikigami
<worthFAM> lol
<R_O_F> Alright
<R_O_F> I wish you good luck in your training with your bro
* xvsf- has joined #srkgd
<tuffdaddy> i've always wondered about that hit that ryu delivered to sagat
<tuffdaddy> like, an uppercut is basically a hit to the chin
* FMJaguar has quit IRC
<TheReno> He cheated
<tuffdaddy> but the scar starts at the bottom of sagat's stomach
<TheReno> Again, Ryu cheated :p
<Bleetness> it was a shin shoryuken
<TheReno> He ballshotted him
<Bleetness> fool!
<TheReno> then Shin Shoryuken
<TheReno> =ow
<tuffdaddy> its like ryu went to srk him in the nuts and just said, "fuck it, i'm puching everything!"
<TheReno> lol
<TheReno> yeah
<Bleetness> lol
<TheReno> Makes sense to me
<R_O_F> LMAO thats intresting
<TheReno> Well, it makes sense
<TheReno> Sagat supposedly had beat him so he was trying to help him up
<R_O_F> But I'd say ryu did the low blow and then did every thing else
<TheReno> but Ryu had that wacky Dark Hadou mojo
<R_O_F> to make it look like he didn't cheat
<TheReno> lol
<R_O_F> the scar was just a cover up
<TheReno> heh
<TheReno> I think Sagat would be more focused on the scar than the balls
* AC-zz has quit IRC
<TheReno> Damn
<TheReno> Ryu is such a hypocrite
<TheReno> Talks about honor and fair play and all that shit
<TheReno> And he ball shots a guy
<tuffdaddy> lol
<ParryGONE> Ok if the DDR scene is huge here, then SF SHALL BE TO
<ParryGONE> I SHALL MAKE IT SO
<ParryGONE> WITH MIND POWERS
<TheReno> Then he fucking scars the guy for life
<TheReno> Just to cover it up
<TheReno> What a conniving bastard
<tuffdaddy> ryu: "the fight is all, including your nuts"
<Bleetness> haha
<Bleetness> ima restart
<Bleetness> peae
<Bleetness> peace*
* Bleetness has quit IRC
<R_O_F> peace bleet
<R_O_F> Damn too late
<TheReno> lol
<R_O_F> stfu reno =D
* TheReno tackle
<ParryGONE> here is my strat.... I'm going to find online gaming scenes for my city, and tell them to play SF with me
<tuffdaddy> what did u end up posting parry?
<ParryGONE> Well I don't know why but I made a new account and it says I can't post.
<TheReno> Wizard has to check to make sure you don't suck
<ParryGONE> I was gonna reply with this
<R_O_F> *ROF J/Ds Reno's tackle and gives him a nut shoryuken
* TheReno parries nutyuken
* Athanasy has joined #srkgd
* TheReno throws basketball
* Athanasy slaps it
<R_O_F> *but then goes fuck it and goes sagat shoryuken on reno
<TheReno> NO
<ParryGONE> Hi, I'm from the www.shoryuken.com forums, and I'm trying to start a scene here, I had no idea Shreveport/Bossier DDR scene was so big! The boardwalk just opened up, guess I might see some of you there!
* TheReno flies into ocean
<ParryGONE> CHEEST MOTHER FUXER.
<TheReno> Cheesy
* Athanasy drinks the Ocean
* TheReno is in Ath's belly
<TheReno> ew
<tuffdaddy> lol nutyuken

ParryPerson.

11-12-2005, 04:57 PM

[17:55] <ParryPers> Ok Cam, do you love me? (say yes)
[17:55] <InfinityP> ...yes
[17:55] <ParryPers> …………………………………….__,,,,,,,---,,,,,,_…………………………………………………………
[17:55] <ParryPers> …………………………_,,,--~''¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯''-,,_………………………………………………….
[17:55] <ParryPers> …………………….,-~'' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯'~,_……………………………………………
[17:55] <ParryPers> …………………,-'' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;''~-,,………………………………………
[17:55] <ParryPers> ……………..,-'' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _,,_ ; ; ;¯'-,…………………………………..
[17:55] <ParryPers> …………..,-'' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-''_ ¯'-,\ ; ; ; ; ',…………………………………
[17:55] <ParryPers> …………,' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-~'''''~-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;'-';;;', : :||; ; ; ; ; ',……………………………….
[17:55] <ParryPers> ……….,-' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-'/ :,-~''~, : ',, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;'-,-' : // ; ; ; ; ; ;',……………………………..
[17:55] <ParryPers> ……..,-' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;',| : '-,;;;;,-' : /' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯'''¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; '-,……………………………
[17:55] <ParryPers> …….,' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;''-,,___,,-~' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;''~,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;'-,………………………….
[17:55] <ParryPers> …….| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;-,;;', ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;'-………………………….
[17:55] <ParryPers> ……,' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;-;;;;| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |…………………………
[17:55] <ParryPers> ……| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-',;;;;|''-~ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ',…………………………
[17:55] <ParryPers> ....| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;---,,,,,,,_,,,,-~'', '-,;;;| ,,-' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;',……………………….
[17:55] <ParryPers> ……| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯''~-,,,_ , , , , , , ',;,',' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;\……………………….
[17:55] <ParryPers> ……| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;''-,~-,, , ,,'',' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;',………………………
[17:55] <ParryPers> ……', ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ''-,,¯'';;;;| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;',………………………
[17:55] <ParryPers> …….| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;''-,_,' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ',………………………
[17:55] <ParryPers> …….', ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;',……………………..
[17:55] <ParryPers> ……..', ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; \…………………….
[17:55] <ParryPers> ………\ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ',……………………
[17:55] <ParryPers> ……….', ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|……………………
[17:55] <ParryPers> ………..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;'-,………………….
[17:55] <ParryPers> ………..', ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,--~~--,, ; ; ; ; ;,--------,, ; ,--~, ; ; ,,-~, ; ;,--,,;,,-~~-,, ; ; ; ; ; ;',………………..
[17:55] <ParryPers> …………| ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-'' . ,,--,, . '-, ; ; ; ;| . ,-,, . ', | . . | ; ;'-, . .\,,/ . ./'-,,--, . ', ; ; ; ; ; ; '-,………………
[17:55] <ParryPers> …………| ; ; ; ; ; ; | . .,' ; ; ;', . .| ; ; ; | . .'-' . ,-' | . . | ; ; ; '-, . . .,-' ; ;,-' . ,-' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; '-,…………….
[17:55] <ParryPers> …………', ; ; ; ; ; ;', . '-,__,-' . ,' ; ; ; | . .|\ . .\ . | . . |___ ; ;} . . / ; ; ;'----' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;'-,………….
[17:55] <ParryPers> ………….| ; ; ; ; ; ; ;'-,,_ . ._,,-' ; ; ; ; |__| .\__\ ;|_____/ ; ;/__/ ; ; ; ; (¯) ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; '-,…………
[17:55] <ParryPers> …….......', ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; '-,………
[17:55] <ParryPers> …………,' ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;-,,_……
[17:55] <ParryPers> …………| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;
[17:55] <InfinityP> OMG
[17:55] <InfinityP> IT'S THE OWL
[17:56] <ParryPers> WIDEN THOSE SCREENS BITCHES
[17:56] <merdoc> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[17:56] <InfinityP> OMG
[17:56] <V1ru5-> lol
[17:56] <InfinityP> parry just beasted on me

I Am Lothar

11-12-2005, 07:32 PM

SRKGD is for fags, beaners, hosers, and the occasional cunt-slut.

Pained Auron

11-12-2005, 08:16 PM

Ever changes topic to '<S_Force> I have a gf, well we met on gaia'

merdoc

11-12-2005, 08:41 PM

<ParryGONE> Qu0te 36: <Bleetness> The mark of Viscant's cock shall scar my DNA.

S.a.g.a

11-12-2005, 08:45 PM

The original quote is "THE MARK OF THY COCK SHALL SCAR THY DNA" btw.

I'm not sure either Lantis or OC said it first though.

m00b

11-13-2005, 09:38 AM

I miss IRC chat.

Mystic_bash

11-13-2005, 09:44 AM

Dude where the fuck have you been man?
Incase eps post some shit out of context, heres the actual quote
<Bleetness> thats rokchik
<Bleetness> the second link is some unknown girl
<Bleetness> :o
<Bleetness> id hit it
<epsilon-> ew
<epsilon-> rockchick?
<Bleetness> no
<epsilon-> ew
<Bleetness> the second link
<Bleetness> pay attention you piece of shit
<epsilon-> im gonna post that in the srkgd lkink
<Bleetness> go ahead
<epsilon-> im gonna leave out the 2nd link is some unknown girl
<Bleetness> and im gonna post it up right now
<Bleetness> your 56k shit is ass

SpacLock 5.0

11-13-2005, 11:33 AM

<ESCPlan> i feel both happy and sad
<ESCPlan> like a clown with a knife in his chest

Mystic_bash

11-13-2005, 03:41 PM

<epsilon_> i ordered an xl sausage
* epsilon_ bends over
<epsilon_> deliver

DaDesiCanadian

11-13-2005, 06:47 PM

Sad thing is, that wasn't even taken out of context.

Nice av btw.

stfu bleet

Mystic_bash

11-13-2005, 07:20 PM

^_^

Nishiko

11-14-2005, 12:25 AM

[00:21:39] <RoseSICK> back to the prison you shall go and into the mask you hate!
[00:21:45] <RoseSICK> wear it until you LOVE IT!
[00:21:48] <RoseSICK> and...die in it...
[00:21:52] <RoseSICK> evil leo gives me such wood

angelpalm

11-16-2005, 01:16 PM

<Worthl3ss> no ;_;
<[A]ngel> u suck
<[A]ngel> we need!!
<[A]ngel> professinal help
<Worthl3ss> we do
<[A]ngel> yes we do
<Worthl3ss> too much trouble for a fake chan though
<Worthl3ss> lol
<[A]ngel> fuck that
<[A]ngel> its too much trouble for us!
<Worthl3ss> lol
<[A]ngel> thats why we will make someone else do it
<Worthl3ss> true
<Worthl3ss> but who?
<[A]ngel> um
<[A]ngel> try capcom first
<[A]ngel> then srk
<Worthl3ss> lol again too much trouble
<[A]ngel> lol
<[A]ngel> fucker
<[A]ngel> i know
<[A]ngel> check this out

<[A]ngel> gotta look up lyrics and poetry
<[A]ngel> for the full effect
<Worthl3ss> angel just make stuff up
<[A]ngel> lol
<Worthl3ss> like the darkness in my er...soulless...ehhh...abyss
<[A]ngel> or better yet!!
<Worthl3ss> like the darkness in my soulness abyss=very emo
<SadSLASH> I write poetry
<Sadhoon> the demons in my ass
<Sadhoon> they haunt me
<[A]ngel> my abyssal souless body
<[A]ngel> is teh dark
<[A]ngel> yeah?
<Worthl3ss> oooo good

phae

11-19-2005, 01:17 AM

<Masha> One thing,
<Athanasy> HES GOT IT
<Masha> I dont know why
<phae> YESSSSSSS
<Masha> it doesnt even matter how hard i try
* phae baps Ath
<Athanasy> Fuck masha
<Athanasy> Continue man
<Athanasy> What is that shit
<Masha> to keep in mind i designed this rhyme
<Masha> to explain in due time
<Masha> ALLL I KNOOOW
<phae> ALL I KNOWWWWW
<Athanasy> HAHAHAAH
<Masha> time is a valueble thing
<Masha> watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
<Masha> watch it count down to the end of the day
<Masha> the clock ticks life away
<Masha> ITS SO, UN REAAALLL
<phae> ITS SO UNREAAAAAAALLLL
<Athanasy> lol
<Athanasy> Fucking Phae.
<phae> what
<Athanasy> With the backup chester
<phae> LOL
<Masha> Didnt look out below
<Masha> watch the time go right out the window
<Masha> trying to hold on but didnt even know
<Masha> wasted it all just to..
<phae> WATCH YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* phae dances >.>
<Athanasy> I was more impressed wit the video
<Athanasy> than I was with the music
<phae> yeah
<Masha> i kept everything inside and even though i tried,
<Masha> it all fell apart
<Masha> what it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when i...
<phae> I TRIED SO HARD
<phae> AND GOT SO FARRRRRR
<phae> BUT IN THE EEENNNDDD
<phae> IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER~R
<phae> I HAD TO FALL
* phae puts a lozenge in her mouth
<phae> TO LOSE IT ALL
<phae> BUT IN THE END
<phae> IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERERERERRRR

ParryPerson.

11-19-2005, 09:28 AM

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWLING

Man I missed the whole chan breaking into song? That sucks. Such is a life where I sleep.

phae

11-19-2005, 11:57 AM

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWLING

Man I missed the whole chan breaking into song? That sucks. Such is a life where I sleep.

It wasn't the whole Chan..

me and Masha are a duet. He started doing Shinoda's part, so I was like "wtf is it gonna sound like without CHESTER"

So I stared singing along too. ^_^

OrangeCat

11-19-2005, 03:01 PM

The original quote is "THE MARK OF THY COCK SHALL SCAR THY DNA" btw.

I'm not sure either Lantis or OC said it first though.

I never said anything like that. It's lantis.

OC

Nishiko

11-23-2005, 12:19 AM

[00:13:17] <ParryBED> Here's a hint, ma_b_ _'__ ___e ho__ __ __e __r_n_
[00:13:22] <SepPrime> oh, okay!
[00:13:26] <SepPrime> -_-
[00:13:26] <Jeeebus> maybe its the holde the orange
[00:13:27] <Lantis> Viscant & Nessa: Wet Adventures in Miami
[00:13:28] <Viscant> maybe
[00:13:31] <Viscant> .........
[00:13:33] <phae|SL> lol

RoninChaos

11-24-2005, 12:55 AM

<+phae> I am making reparations for years of slavery
<+phae> by getting torn up by a black man
<@RoninC> holy shit, did I just read that?

<+phae> i've downed grown men double my size
<+Nishiko> Day was long, and right now all I want to do is take phae to bed. :D
<04@RoninC >w ait, did I just read that too??

Nishiko

11-24-2005, 03:48 AM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Your av owns me, btw. <3

Worthless

11-24-2005, 09:17 PM

[23:02] <Worthl3ss> bring the kids in
[23:02] <Bleetness> rof
[23:02] <Bleetness> VS please
[23:02] <Worthl3ss> are the in?
[23:02] <Worthl3ss> they?
[23:02] <R_O_FEAST> No
[23:03] * Bleetness cries
[23:03] <R_O_FEAST> I kicked those rascals out
[23:03] <R_O_FEAST> LETS PLAY BLEET
[23:03] <ParryPers> They have a SwapMagic + Fliptop set for 40 bucks.... is that a good price?
[23:03] <R_O_FEAST> I won't have to do nothing till ditches
[23:03] <Bleetness> YAY
[23:03] <R_O_FEAST> that won't be till 9 or 10
[23:03] <R_O_FEAST> so will have an hour or so
[23:03] <Worthl3ss> the fliptop maybe for the slim
[23:03] <ParryPers> It's sad, Sep's grandfather dying
[23:03] <Worthl3ss> the fliptop may be for the slim
[23:03] <Worthl3ss> bring the kids in pleeeease?!
[23:03] <ParryPers> like 1 day before thanksgiving
[23:03] <Shen_Wu> time for me to play some mugen with CvS 2 Style Shen Woo^_^
[23:04] <R_O_FEAST> septimus prime's old man
[23:04] * marNzoR- has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[23:04] <Bleetness> let me restart real quick
[23:04] <Bleetness> brb
[23:04] * Bleetness has quit IRC (06—14I06-15n06-15v06-00i06-00s06-15i06-15o06-14n06— 2.0 Build 3515)
[23:04] <R_O_FEAST> K
[23:04] <Worthl3ss> fine rof if you not gonna do it
[23:04] <Worthl3ss> SANTAS NOT REAL!!
[23:04] <Worthl3ss> SANTAS NOT REAL!!
[23:04] <Worthl3ss> SANTAS NOT REAL!!
[23:04] <Worthl3ss> SANTAS NOT REAL!!
[23:04] <Worthl3ss> SANTAS NOT REAL!!
[23:04] <Worthl3ss> SANTAS NOT REAL!!
[23:04] <R_O_FEAST> lol wtf
[23:04] <Worthl3ss> LOL
[23:04] <Shen_Wu> NO HE IS REAL
[23:04] <muffdaddy> lol
[23:04] <ParryPers> ...
[23:04] <Shen_Wu> I SAW HIM
[23:05] <ParryPers> WHAT
[23:05] <ParryPers> OMG
[23:05] <ParryPers> NO
[23:05] <R_O_FEAST> No I can't
[23:05] <ParryPers> THE COOKIES
[23:05] <ParryPers> WHY
[23:05] <Worthl3ss> LOL
[23:05] <Shen_Wu> PARRY THEY'RE LYING
[23:05] <R_O_FEAST> my mom will think yall are pedofiles lol
[23:05] <R_O_FEAST> she already gets crazy when she sees me on this all the time lol
[23:05] <Shen_Wu> lol
[23:05] <Worthl3ss> SANTAS NOT REAL!!
[23:05] <Worthl3ss> SANTAS NOT REAL!!
[23:05] <Worthl3ss> SANTAS NOT REAL!!\
[23:05] <Worthl3ss> SANTAS NOT REAL!!\
[23:05] <Worthl3ss> SANTAS NOT REAL!!\
[23:05] <Worthl3ss> SANTAS NOT REAL!!\
[23:05] <R_O_FEAST> NO HE'S NOT
[23:05] <Worthl3ss> ROFLMAO
[23:05] <Shen_Wu> Meet me at the abandoned warehouse... ALONE ROF
[23:05] <merdoc> ...
[23:05] <R_O_FEAST> No wait HE IS
[23:05] <merdoc> worth
[23:05] <ParryPers> http://store.yahoo.com/tisinc99/ps2swmabocdv.html
[23:05] <ParryPers> http://store.yahoo.com/tisinc99/ps2swmabocdv.html
[23:05] <ParryPers> http://store.yahoo.com/tisinc99/ps2swmabocdv.html
[23:05] <ParryPers> WORTH CLICK THAT
[23:05] <ParryPers> IS DAT RIGHT
[23:06] <merdoc> JAPANESE SANTA IS REAL OWNEZ
[23:06] <Worthl3ss> I'M TRYING TO HELP THE KIDS

merdoc

11-24-2005, 09:27 PM

lol @ jap santa!

Nishiko

11-25-2005, 12:54 AM

[00:53:02] <-- Ever has quit (Ping timeout: 198 seconds)
[00:53:08] <ParryPers> NOOOOO
[00:53:09] <ParryPers> EVER
[00:53:11] <ParryPers> COME BACK TO ME BABY

phae

11-25-2005, 01:31 AM

FistsofFury

11-25-2005, 06:02 AM

I can't get my shit to work. I feel dumb as hell.

So when I type in the channel name I just put in '#srkgd'? That's what I do but there's never anyone in there,

angelpalm

11-25-2005, 07:48 AM

I can't get my shit to work. I feel dumb as hell.

So when I type in the channel name I just put in '#srkgd'? That's what I do but there's never anyone in there,

are u on an efnet server?

Mystic_bash

11-25-2005, 11:01 AM

Hmm, Maybe its that ' thats at the end of it, If not its that you are on another server.

Muff Daddy

11-25-2005, 03:55 PM

...

<RoninC> Wait, Angel, how old are the chicks you're going for?
<[A]ngel> 47
<[A]ngel> rich
<[A]ngel> white
<[A]ngel> affluent
<[A]ngel> rofl
<InfinityP> and how old are you?
<RoninC> Ha ha ha
<RoninC> that's a hilarious answer
<[A]ngel> 26 next month
<[A]ngel> man
<ParryGONE> 26
<ParryGONE> LOL
<[A]ngel> on the REALS
<ParryGONE> YOU OLD ASS FART
<FMJaguar> if you add ugly to your list, you got a shot
* ParryGONE is now known as ParryPers
<[A]ngel> i dont even fuck with a broad that cant do shit for me
<ParryPers> You know I love you angel
<[A]ngel> ugly
<[A]ngel> lol
<muffdaddy> what are you wearing when you roll up on these 47 year old, rich, white, affluent womem?
<[A]ngel> just my swimming trunks
<muffdaddy> LOL!
<[A]ngel> and a pool net
<Bleetness> ?!
<ParryPers> Anyone ever heard of MAMEWah?
<RoninC> *LMAO*
<Bleetness> Ive heard of emeral mame
<RoninC> Man, it's like fucking december dog! You can't roll up on these hoes with some bright orange swim trunks!
<RoninC> *LMAO*

RoninChaos

11-25-2005, 04:01 PM

[5:37pm] <[A]ngel> dude
[5:37pm] <[A]ngel> i live in
[5:37pm] <[A]ngel> FLORIDA
[5:37pm] <@RoninC> That shit is hilarious. I'm fuckin' dyin' over here.
[5:37pm] <+muffdaddy> you need to look the part angel, french cuff + cuff links
[5:38pm] <06+muffdaddy> and use big words
[5:38pm] <06+Nishiko> Pryde is hot
[5:38pm] <06+muffdaddy> like "horny"
[5:38pm] <14[A]ngel> and
[5:38pm] <14[A]ngel> penis?
[5:42pm] <@RoninC> dude, you should roll on these hoes with some swim shoes on. Bright yellow ones.
[5:43pm] <@RoninC> Sup bitch? I hope you're noticing my shoes and the hair net. BTW, I have a 14 inch penis and a desire to be taken care of.

Ducky

11-25-2005, 04:30 PM

[11:47] <Patri0ts> be my wife Nishiko
[11:47] <Nishiko> Why me?
[11:47] <norcalafk> steven
[11:47] <Jeeebus> unless you're into that sort of hing
[11:47] <norcalafk> i think you mispelled bronson when you typed [nishiko]
[11:47] <norcalafk> thanks
[11:47] <Patri0ts> Nishiko: cuz i must have you, you're beautiful
[11:47] <Patri0ts> you're personality is great
[11:47] <Jeeebus> she are personality is great?
[11:47] <[A]ngel> and you ahve a BAGINA!1
[11:47] <Patri0ts> lolz
[11:47] <Nishiko> rofl
[11:47] <Patri0ts> you have a great personality
[11:48] <[A]ngel> you cant fuck personality
[11:48] <Patri0ts> personality is key to relationship
[11:48] <ParryPers> Pryde knows
[11:48] <ParryPers> thats why I married my wife
[11:49] <ParryPers> I want to hang out with her forever
[11:49] <[A]ngel> cool
[11:49] <ParryPers> and she was hot that was a cool + to.
[11:49] <Patri0ts> attraction is only important in teh beginning
[11:49] * [A]ngel losers
[11:49] <Patri0ts> that's all
[11:49] <ParryPers> I mean I probably still woulda married her if she was an assface
[11:49] <[A]ngel> so you can just let yourself go
[11:49] <ParryPers> Maybe not
[11:49] <Patri0ts> damn
[11:49] <[A]ngel> after you get in a relationship
[11:49] <Patri0ts> i got rejected by Nishiko
[11:49] * peaces has joined #srkgd
[11:49] <Jeeebus> <[A]ngel> you cant fuck personality
[11:49] <Jeeebus> hahahahha
[11:50] <Nishiko> I didn't say anything yet. I'm still thinking about it. ;)
[11:50] <ducky> pryde
[11:50] <ducky> you homewrecker
[11:50] <ducky> that shit is so shady
[11:50] * norcalafk has quit IRC
[11:50] <ducky> trying to steal my girl behind by back
[11:50] <Patri0ts> FUCK
[11:50] <Nishiko> rofl
[11:50] <Patri0ts> he saw
[11:50] <ducky> dirty dirty
[11:50] <Patri0ts> FUCK HE SAW
[11:50] <Patri0ts> damn u didn't answer on time Nishiko
[11:51] <Nishiko> It's hard to give a definite answer without promises, y'see
[11:51] <Patri0ts> but ducky is a whore
[11:51] <ducky> you are so fucked up, pryde
[11:51] <ducky> i thought we were homies
[11:51] <Patri0ts> >_<
[11:51] <ducky> and now you try and pull some shady shit like this
[11:51] * ducky shakes his head
[11:51] <Patri0ts> but Nishiko is a rare diamond on the market
[11:51] <[A]ngel> lawl
[11:51] <ParryPers> !quote
[11:51] <Nishiko> rofl
[11:51] <ducky> S1CNishiko: Damn
[11:51] <ducky> S1CNishiko: Pryde just asked me to marry him, rofl
[11:51] <ducky> duckyliciouz: ...
[11:51] <ducky> duckyliciouz: that home wrecker
[11:51] <ducky> S1CNishiko: It's in the channel right now ;-)
[11:51] <Patri0ts> hahahaha
[11:52] * Nishiko looks innocent.
[11:52] <Patri0ts> Nishiko!!!!
[11:52] <[A]ngel> rofl
[11:52] <Jeeebus> TEH DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!
[11:52] * Patri0ts Lantis
[11:52] * Patri0ts is now known as Lantis
[11:52] <Lantis> bqahahaha
* Looking up Lantis user info...
[11:52] <Lantis> ....
[11:52] <ParryPers> LIKE SANDS THRU AN HOURGLASS
[11:52] <Lantis> i feel dirty already
[11:52] <ParryPers> SO GO THE DAYS OF #SRKGD
[11:52] <Jeeebus> Lantis is ~Pryde@c-24-60-201-155.hsd1.ma.comcast.net
[11:52] <MikeyPoo> lolol
[11:52] <ducky> pryde... you are soooooo off my buddy list
[11:52] * Lantis is now known as Patri0ts

OrangeCat

11-27-2005, 02:12 PM

<OCisROFL> Viscant.
<OCisROFL> how did it feel to be fat and a monster?
<Ex_Matt> damn
<RoseDQ8> that was a horrible thread
<RoseDQ8> and i had the sudden urge to work out my triceps
<Ex_Matt> randomly just blew a massive load
<RoseDQ8> i get home yesterday and the first thing serp says
<RoseDQ8> "you should probably check srk"
<Ex_Matt> haha
<RoseDQ8> that's never good news

Infinity Plus

11-27-2005, 05:57 PM

<merdoc> i named a piece of shit i saw ferman

Mystic_bash

11-27-2005, 06:03 PM

....:(

DaDesiCanadian

11-27-2005, 11:07 PM

[00:58] <RoseDQ8> wait, inf sexing his mom is incest
[00:58] <InfinityP> it's not safe in my house

There was a whole lot more, but the summary is, Cam sexes his mom, S&M shit too.

Infinity Plus

11-27-2005, 11:32 PM

[00:58] <RoseDQ8> wait, inf sexing his mom is incest
[00:58] <InfinityP> it's not safe in my house

There was a whole lot more, but the summary is, Cam sexes his mom, S&M shit too.
NO I FUCKING DON'T.

This while thing was all taken out of context by Jeebus. He's a sick freak.

RoninChaos

11-28-2005, 11:42 PM

[1:43am] <06+Phae> RC come here and rub my back plz
[1:44am] <13@NineAFK> rub her back
[1:44am] <13@NineAFK> "rub her back"
[1:44am] <13@NineAFK> (through her insides)
[1:44am] <06+Phae> sure
[1:44am] <06+Phae> well no
[1:44am] <04@RoninC> *rubs Phae's back*
[1:44am] <06+Phae> i have my period that shit don't help
[1:44am] <06+Phae> well
[1:44am] <06+Phae> it does
[1:44am] * @RoninC Rubs Phae's neck
[1:44am] <06+Phae> but i don't want a guy near me like that
[1:44am] <06+Phae> damnit RC no cybering in public
[1:44am] <@NineAFK> take that to a PM
[1:44am] <@RoninC> What kind of neck did you think I was talking about?!!!!
[1:44am] NineAFK (NineT9@pool-71-112-132-184.sttlwa.dsl-w.verizon.net) is now known as NineT9
[1:45am] <@RoninC> The one connected to your clit?
[1:45am] <+Phae> there's more than one?
[1:45am] <@NineT9> take your hand off my penis
[1:45am] <+Phae> that aint a neck
[1:45am] <+Phae> >_o
[1:45am] <@RoninC> SWEET JESUS, WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!111
[1:45am] <xero18> friends have benefits
[1:45am] <xero18> friends have benefits
[1:46am] <+Phae> !!!!!!!!11
[1:46am] <+Phae> yeah
[1:46am] <@NineT9> phae offers a whole benefit package
[1:46am] <TheReno> lol
[1:46am] <xero18> always good
[1:46am] <+Phae> benefits like he'll hold my hair when i'm puking from drinking too much
[1:46am] <TheReno> Colbert Report is amazing, even on the rerun
[1:46am] <+Phae> not much hair to hold though, i got short hair
[1:46am] <@NineT9> he's in to hair pulling
[1:46am] <@NineT9> don't worry
[1:46am] <@RoninC> And her holding my penis when it's hard.
[1:46am] <@RoninC> BUT WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
[1:46am] <xero18> lol looks like he didnt get the premium deal
[1:46am] <+Phae> O_O
[1:46am] <+Phae> WHAT
[1:46am] <TheReno> CRAZINESS
[1:46am] <+Phae> YOU TAKE THAT BACK
[1:46am] <@RoninC> Then take your hand off of it. GOD
[1:46am] <+Phae> ..
[1:47am] * +Phae takes her hand back.
[1:47am] <@NineT9> phae
[1:47am] <@NineT9> c'mon now
[1:47am] <@NineT9> calm down
[1:47am] * @RoninC puts dick away
[1:47am] <06+Phae> :(
[1:47am] <04@RoninC> Jesus. You people and the crazy shit you think.

phae

11-28-2005, 11:56 PM

Hahaha. I'm so quotable.

RoninChaos

11-29-2005, 12:00 AM

WE, are quotable. We.

quiche

12-01-2005, 03:26 PM

lol. I just got banned from #srkgd for saying yu-gi-oh is gay.

And I stand by it, chat be damned!

On Topic:

[A]ngel: How can it be baked
[A]ngel: if it's microwaved?
[A]ngel: I don't get it.

...seriously.

S.a.g.a

12-01-2005, 06:33 PM

I never got the premium deal... :sad:

9TNine

12-02-2005, 01:11 AM

lol. I just got banned from #srkgd for saying yu-gi-oh is gay.

... who banned you for that?

-9

quiche

12-02-2005, 05:34 AM

... who banned you for that?

-9
raz0r.

OMG TLK!

*runs to IMM*

...seriously.

Irennicus

12-02-2005, 08:41 AM

<norcalduy> search me
<norcalduy> pig
<norcalduy> OINK OINK OINK
* Irennicus searches norcalduy
<norcalduy> OINK OINK OINK
<norcalduy> gay
* Irennicus finds his penis
<norcalduy> HAHAAH
<norcalduy> YOU CANT FIND IT
<norcalduy> its smaaaaaaaaaall

Nishiko

12-03-2005, 11:47 PM

[23:38:59] <ParryPers> nighty nite merdoc
[23:39:04] <merdoc> and may god bless ya all
[23:39:11] <-- merdoc has quit (God Bless You All.)
[23:39:25] <ParryPers> I gotta tell him he's a dork on AIM

Muff Daddy

12-04-2005, 02:26 AM

[03:29am] Jeeebus: is slash drunk?
[03:29am] Amazed-: I'
[03:29am] RoninZzZ: If Nish is giving it up to Mike, I dont mind. Mike is gangsta.
[03:29am] Amazed-: I've been reading the forums a bit lately but
[03:29am] muffdaddy: v me ronin
[03:29am] Nishiko: I'm giving it to no one.
[03:29am] RoninZzZ: You're not missing anything.
[03:29am] Amazed-: they're not what they used to be it seems
[03:29am] Amazed-: yeah
[03:29am] VSLASH: you didn't give, you recieved
[03:29am] You were granted voice by RoninZzZ.
[03:29am] VSLASH: you recieved everything
[03:29am] muffdaddy: <3 transplant
[03:29am] VSLASH: in and out, all over
[03:30am] RoninZzZ: Shit man, it's good to know you're alive and kickin' though.
[03:30am] Amazed-:
[03:30am] Amazed-: yeah it's been too long
[03:30am] Amazed-: I missed the angry whit eman
[03:31am] Amazed-: and his disagreeable but loveable mexican sidekick
[03:31am] Amazed-: points at Ever
[03:31am] VSLASH: ever is an indian
[03:31am] Ever: you just missed athan
[03:31am] Amazed-: lies
[03:31am] RoninZzZ: Yeah, he's always disagreable, but god damn, can he mow a lawn
[03:32am] Amazed-: high five Ever
[03:32am] Amazed-: hi52u
[03:32am] Jeeebus: and sneak across borders
[03:32am] VSLASH: he can pick some mean ass fruit too
[03:32am] Jeeebus: don't forget the border sneaking
[03:32am] VSLASH: and he can build really good tee pees
[03:32am] Bleetness is now known as Sleepness.
[03:32am] Ever: and steal white women from you white bastards
[03:33am] Amazed-: yes
[03:33am] Amazed-: the funny part being that when you say steal
[03:33am] Amazed-: you mean shotgun-to-the-face-get-in-the-back-of-the-god-damn-van-now-bitch
[03:35am] VSLASH: so yeah
[03:35am] VSLASH: titties
[03:35am] VSLASH: http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/2069/charactersketch135lj.jpg
[03:35am] Amazed-: did you draw that
[03:35am] VSLASH: yes
[03:36am] Amazed-: that's fucking good
[03:36am] VSLASH: it's a work in progress for a character design, if you think it sucks tell me why so I can fix it
[03:36am] Amazed-: make her sluttier
[03:36am] VSLASH: she's the cute non slut
[03:36am] VSLASH: go to www.carinfrog.com
[03:36am] Amazed-: non slut
[03:37am] VSLASH: http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/553/chunlisketch9qi.jpg here is a slut picture
[03:41am] Amazed-: LOL
[03:41am] Amazed-: LMNFAO
[03:42am] Amazed-: o rly
[03:42am] VSLASH: ya rly
[03:45am] Amazed-: I cant wait till emma watson is 18
[03:46am] Amazed-: it will make me feel less disgusting
[03:46am] Jeeebus left the chat room. (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[03:47am] Amazed-: slightly
[03:47am] Amazed-: I guess...
[03:47am] VSLASH: she probably gives some mean muggle head
[03:48am] Ever: lol
[03:48am] WORTHL3SS: i made a new crappy av
[03:48am] VSLASH: you suck worth, go kill yourself
[03:48am] WORTHL3SS: thanks
[03:49am] VSLASH: I tell it like it is
[03:49am] WORTHL3SS: i have a lot of shields @_@
[03:50am] WORTHL3SS: i've never seen them before today
[03:50am] VSLASH: who cares
[03:50am] WORTHL3SS: i do
[03:50am] VSLASH: go kill yourself with the shields
[03:50am] WORTHL3SS: ;_:
[03:50am] VSLASH: I'm sorry
[03:50am] WORTHL3SS: but i can't
[03:50am] VSLASH: do you want to hug ?
[03:50am] WORTHL3SS: no it's ok
[03:50am] WORTHL3SS: *sniff*
[03:50am] VSLASH: okay
[03:51am] Masha: http://www.pandora.com/?cmd=tuner
[03:51am] VSLASH: if you ever want to hug
[03:51am] VSLASH: we can hug all day
[03:51am] Masha: check that thing out its good
[03:51am] Masha: !
[03:51am] WORTHL3SS: thanks slash
[03:54am] santa-cka joined the chat room.
[03:54am] santa-cka was promoted to operator by raz0r.
[03:54am] Amazed- was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[03:54am] santa-cka set a ban on *!*lksjfd@CPE-*-*-*-*.nsw.bigpond.net.au.
[03:54am] Amazed- was kicked from the chat room by santa-cka. (kthx)
[03:55am] Nishiko: Heh
[03:55am] santa-cka removed the ban on *!*lksjfd@CPE-*-*-*-*.nsw.bigpond.net.au.
[03:56am] santa-cka set a ban on *!*@CPE-*.bigpond.net.au.
[03:56am] VSLASH: <3 nish
[03:57am] Nishiko: Oh, sure
[03:57am] VSLASH: <3 Nish
[03:57am] santa-cka: btw that stays on
[03:57am] santa-cka: that ban
[03:57am] santa-cka: the aussie faggot can have a few weeks in time-out
[03:57am] VSLASH: for just banning you ?
[03:59am] R_O2_F: lol boondocks is gonna be tight
[03:59am] Masha: nobody checked out that site?
[03:59am] santa-cka: out of the blue, yes
[03:59am] santa-cka: had I actually DONE something I wouldn't care
[03:59am] R_O2_F: well I hope it is
[03:59am] VSLASH: and he's banned for a couple of weeks now ?
[03:59am] WORTHL3SS: pandora masha?
[03:59am] santa-cka: but I was watching a movie while this happened
[04:00am] WORTHL3SS: it's great
[04:00am] WORTHL3SS: i already use it
[04:00am] WORTHL3SS: dasrik came on awhile back and posted the link
[04:00am] RoninZzZ: well, we told him to unban you. He was fuckin' around. So unban him. It ain't that serious.
[04:00am] VSLASH: yeah
[04:00am] VSLASH: calm the e anger
[04:00am] VSLASH: with your e power trip
[04:00am] Masha: haha
[04:00am] VSLASH was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:00am] santa-cka set a ban on *!*VSlash@n*-w*-*.dorm.temple.edu.
[04:00am] VSLASH was kicked from the chat room by santa-cka. (calm this)
[04:00am] RoninZzZ: cka's just mad cause it's like -30 where he lives.
[04:00am] Masha: every reggae song starts with the same drumroll
[04:00am] santa-cka: anybody else wanna be a hero
[04:01am] RoninZzZ removed the ban on *!*VSlash@n*-w*-*.dorm.temple.edu.
[04:01am] RoninZzZ removed the ban on *!*@CPE-*.bigpond.net.au.
[04:01am] AC-bed was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] av2k was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] AzNSkater was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Buktooth was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Derez- was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] epsilon- was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Ex_Matt was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] FMJaguar was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] juDDzZz was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Kai_ was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Masha was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] You were promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Nishiko was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] NLIIsleep was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] ParryGONE was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] PBalla was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] philmcfly was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] rollwduy was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] R_O2_F was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Sleepness was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] The_Reno was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Warpticon was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] WildKitty was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] WORTHL3SS was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Sleepness: ï Thanks for the @ ï incompatible encoding
[04:01am] Zak-Sleep was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] AC-bed was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] av2k was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] AzNSkater was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] BoytoyJay was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Buktooth was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Derez- was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] ducky was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] epsilon- was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Ever was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Ex_Matt was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] FMJaguar was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] juDDzZz was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Kai_ was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Masha was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] You were demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Nishiko was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] NLIIsleep was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] ParryGONE was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Patri0ts was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] PBalla was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] philmcfly was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] Pryde was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] raz0r was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] rollwduy was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] RoninZzZ was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:01am] santa-cka: lol wrong trigger
[04:01am] santa-cka set a ban on *!*@CPE-*.bigpond.net.au.
[04:01am] RoninZzZ: Chill out, man.
[04:01am] Ever: damn
[04:01am] santa-cka: right
[04:01am] santa-cka: now back to my movies
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS was granted voice by WORTHL3SS.
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS: i got voice
[04:02am] Ever: op me worthless
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS:
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS: so you can de op?
[04:02am] R_O2_F was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:02am] Sleepness was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:02am] The_Reno was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:02am] Warpticon was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:02am] WildKitty was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:02am] Zak-Sleep was demoted from operator by santa-cka.
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS: crap
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS: lol
[04:02am] Nishiko: Damn, teased with ops again.
[04:02am] RoninZzZ: CKA, what the fuck?
[04:02am] Ever: should have done it
[04:02am] santa-cka: should I /cycle now?
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS: damn
[04:02am] WORTHL3SS: your right ever
[04:02am] VSLASH joined the chat room.
[04:02am] R_O2_F: wtf I got ooped for a minute
[04:02am] R_O2_F: could I get voiced plz
[04:03am] santa-cka: fuck it
[04:03am] AC-bed was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] av2k was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] AzNSkater was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] BoytoyJay was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Buktooth was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Derez- was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] ducky was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] epsilon- was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Ever was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Ex_Matt was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] FMJaguar was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] juDDzZz was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Kai_ was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Masha was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] You were promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] VSLASH: hahah what the hell happened, is cka having an mIRC period ?
[04:03am] Nishiko was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] NLIIsleep was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] ParryGONE was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Patri0ts was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] PBalla was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] philmcfly was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] VSLASH: calm down
[04:03am] Pryde was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] raz0r was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] rollwduy was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] RoninZzZ was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] R_O2_F was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Sleepness was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Sleepness: ï Thanks for the @ ï incompatible encoding
[04:03am] RoninZzZ: ï White ain't right! ï incompatible encoding
[04:03am] The_Reno was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] VSLASH was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Warpticon was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] WildKitty was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] WORTHL3SS was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Zak-Sleep was promoted to operator by santa-cka.
[04:03am] Nishiko: Hehe
[04:03am] santa-cka left the chat room.
[04:03am] WildKitty was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:03am] Masha left the chat room. (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
[04:03am] R_O2_F: lmao
[04:03am] Nishiko: rofl
[04:03am] R_O2_F: damn
[04:03am] WORTHL3SS: as long as i have v+
[04:03am] VSLASH: hahah I remember the last time I did this
[04:03am] VSLASH: I got banned
[04:03am] WORTHL3SS: lol
[04:03am] santa-cka joined the chat room.
[04:03am] santa-cka was promoted to operator by raz0r.
[04:03am] VSLASH: now everyone is op'd !
[04:03am] VSLASH: weee !
[04:03am] santa-cka set a ban on *!*@versuscity.net.
[04:03am] santa-cka left the chat room.
[04:03am] Nishiko:
[04:04am] AC-bed was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] av2k was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] AzNSkater was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] Buktooth was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] Nishiko: Mmkay
[04:04am] Derez- was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] ducky was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] epsilon- was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] Ex_Matt was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] FMJaguar was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] juDDzZz was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] Kai_ was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] You were demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] Nishiko was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] NLIIsleep was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] ParryGONE was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] PBalla was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] philmcfly was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] rollwduy was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] R_O2_F was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] Sleepness was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] The_Reno was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] Warpticon was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] WORTHL3SS was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] Zak-Sleep was demoted from operator by Ever.
[04:04am] Topic changed to "cka through a bitch fit because I called him out, now we are all op'd !" by VSLASH.
[04:04am] R_O2_F: well I've felt how it's been to be an OP
[04:04am] WORTHL3SS: sooo can i get teh auto voice?
[04:04am] Topic changed to "cka threw a bitch fit because I called him out, now we are all op'd !" by VSLASH.
[04:04am] VSLASH: lol
[04:04am] Nishiko: We were.
[04:04am] muffdaddy: that was a short-lived experience
[04:04am] R_O2_F: ya
[04:04am] Topic changed to "cka threw a bitch fit because I called him out, we were all op'd, it was teh funny !" by VSLASH.
[04:04am] R_O2_F: Ya it was
[04:05am] VSLASH: I bet he like huffed away from the computer
[04:05am] WORTHL3SS: i should have de-oped everyone including myself lol
[04:05am] R_O2_F: lmao
[04:05am] VSLASH: like shit, mIRC isn't that important
[04:05am] R_O2_F: I know
[04:05am] RoninZzZ: ... wtf just happened?
[04:06am] R_O2_F: CKA had a bitch fit
[04:06am] VSLASH: and the only person who ruins it on a routine basis is Darkside Phil
[04:06am] R_O2_F: and oped everyone
[04:06am] VSLASH: yeah cka went crazy lays
[04:06am] VSLASH: because I was like <VSLASH> hahah what the hell happened, is cka having an mIRC period ?
[04:06am] WORTHL3SS: thankfully we could control the urge to not ban each other
[04:06am] RoninZzZ: ... alrighty.
[04:06am] RoninZzZ: What a weird night
[04:06am] muffdaddy: cka got DANGEROUSLY CHEEZY!!!
[04:06am] VSLASH: HAHAHHAAH !
[04:07am] VSLASH: tuff ftw !
[04:07am] R_O2_F: I think cka banned himself though
[04:07am] VSLASH: we can unban him
[04:07am] WORTHL3SS: he committed e-suicide
[04:07am] Topic changed to "cka threw a bitch fit because I called him out, we were all op'd, it was teh funny ! <muffdaddy> cka got DANGEROUSLY CHE" by VSLASH.
[04:07am] R_O2_F: LMAO
[04:07am] R_O2_F: e-suicide
[04:07am] Topic changed to "cka threw a bitch fit because I called him out, we were all op'd, <muffdaddy> cka got DANGEROUSLY CHEEZY!!!" by VSLASH.
[04:07am] WORTHL3SS: what a crazy night

Pained Auron

12-04-2005, 11:58 PM

[10:58pm] <@BoytoyJay> i'm wearing my star wars boxers
[10:58pm] <@VSLASH> it's my friends
[10:58pm] <+OCisROFL> Holy shit.
[10:58pm] <@BoytoyJay> it says "it is useless to resist" on the ass
[10:59pm] <+Nishiko> And you claim you don't want it up the ass, Jay. Come on, just *admit* you prefer it there.

quiche

12-05-2005, 12:20 AM

10:42 AM: Irennicus: Yeah, my g/f plowed me
10:42 AM: Irennicus: That was interesting
10:43 AM: Masha: thats brutal man whats wrong with you?
10:43 AM: quiche: I'm not sure why a girl would wanna do that
10:43 AM: Masha: how did it happen iren?
10:43 AM: quiche: I mean, that's like fucking a chick after dipping your dick in novocain
10:43 AM: BoytoyJay: wait
10:43 AM: BoytoyJay: wait wait wait wait wait
10:43 AM: BoytoyJay: YOU LET YOUR COSPLAYER GIRLFRIEND
10:43 AM: BoytoyJay: PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR ASS
10:43 AM: BoytoyJay: CONFIRM?!?!?!
10:44 AM: quiche: iren isn't pussy-whipped
10:44 AM: quiche: he's strapon-whipped
10:44 AM: quiche: lol
10:44 AM: BoytoyJay: did you enjoy it?
10:44 AM: BoytoyJay: i mean, was it something that you would do again?
10:45 AM: BoytoyJay: god how much alcohol did she feed you
10:45 AM: Irennicus: Holy shit
10:45 AM: Irennicus: This chat is always dead
10:45 AM: ducky: stop the homo strap on talk plz
10:45 AM: BoytoyJay: to think "letting her ream my virgin ass is ok"
10:45 AM: Irennicus: And I come back
10:45 AM: Irennicus: And BAM
10:45 AM: ducky: only dead when i'm not in the shit
10:45 AM: Irennicus: Yeah
10:45 AM: BoytoyJay: no
10:45 AM: Irennicus: I'd do it again
10:46 AM: BoytoyJay: why???
10:46 AM: quiche: did she pay you?
10:46 AM: Irennicus: Because honestly, it's not THAT uncomfortable
10:46 AM: Irennicus: And the makeup sex afterwards
10:46 AM: Irennicus: Is the BOMB
10:46 AM: Irennicus: Seriously
10:46 AM: BoytoyJay: ????
10:46 AM: Irennicus: It's a fetish of hers
10:46 AM: Irennicus: She knows I don't like it overly so
10:46 AM: Irennicus: So afterwards
10:46 AM: Irennicus: It's whatever I want
10:46 AM: ducky: ...
10:46 AM: BoytoyJay: the horror
10:46 AM: BoytoyJay: the utter horror
10:46 AM: quiche: ...so this happens on a regular basis?
10:46 AM: Irennicus: Not really
10:47 AM: Irennicus: It's happened like three times
10:47 AM: Irennicus: In the past half year
10:47 AM: BoytoyJay: what turns her on about this?
10:47 AM: BoytoyJay: like...does she enjoy seeing you humiliated?
10:47 AM: Irennicus: I don't pretend to understand
10:47 AM: BoytoyJay: i don't get it
10:47 AM: quiche: so once every couple months, it's ankle-grabbing time for iren?
10:47 AM: Masha: what size was it?
10:47 AM: quiche: ...I don't see what a chick would get out of it either...
10:48 AM: quiche: unless she doesn't like you.
10:48 AM: Irennicus: Masha
10:48 AM: Irennicus: Not big by any means
10:48 AM: quiche: (9")
10:48 AM: Irennicus: Try like half that
10:48 AM: quiche: 4.5"...
10:48 AM: quiche: wide?
10:48 AM: BoytoyJay: i wish you could see me right now
10:48 AM: Irennicus: Har har
10:48 AM: Masha: what about width?
10:48 AM: BoytoyJay: i'm huddled up in a ball in bed
10:48 AM: Masha: jerking it?
10:48 AM: BoytoyJay: almost sobbing in shared pain
10:49 AM: quiche: lol masha
10:49 AM: BoytoyJay: how could you let her do that?
10:49 AM: Irennicus: ...this is going on #srkgd quotes, isn't it?
10:49 AM: BoytoyJay: yes, but let's continue anyways
10:49 AM: BoytoyJay: you must really be in love, man
10:49 AM: Irennicus: Fuck.
10:49 AM: Irennicus: Yeah, I am
10:49 AM: BoytoyJay: i must not know what love means or something
10:49 AM: BoytoyJay: cause i wouldn't do that for anyone
10:49 AM: Irennicus: Like I said, I'm contemplating marriage
10:49 AM: quiche: this is even better if you see iren's avatar while you read it
10:50 AM: BoytoyJay: just need to put a female face on it
10:50 AM: quiche: I'm on it

Sorry, Iren. I had to.

...seriously.

S.a.g.a

12-05-2005, 01:03 AM

:rofl:

I'm not sure whether to respect Iren or throw up right now.

I commend him for being an honest kink... but god damn. Even I wouldn't do that.

And I wouldn't mind doing a LOT of things for starters...

...Just NEVER with men and nothing that has to do with plowing my ass innards. >_>

I can't even picture how that shit would feel.

Irennicus

12-06-2005, 11:36 AM

:sad:

S.a.g.a

12-06-2005, 12:08 PM

:sad:

It's alright champ. You're still a man.

Just a very... very particularly weird one.

Irennicus

12-06-2005, 12:13 PM

<Irennicus> Clitilda..
<Irennicus> Whoah

<Irennicus> Her parents are either really mean or they don't know what to call shit down there
<quiche> needless to say, Clitilda was black
<quiche> and HUGE
<Irennicus> "That's the the fun spot!"
<phae> Clitilda
<phae> ew
<Irennicus> "And the fun hole!"
<quiche> rofl
<Irennicus> What's her sister's name? Vaginette?
<phae> ahahahaha
<Irennicus> And the youngest one, named simply, "Labia"
<Irennicus> The worst irony of all time.
<quiche> don't forget brother dickey

Nishiko

12-07-2005, 11:32 PM

[23:18:55] --- Ever has changed the topic to: jay is pretty...................ugly that is
[23:18:57] <SexyJay> i disagree, but i like hearing that
[23:19:00] <Nishiko> Cosign, Ever
[23:19:25] <SexyJay> Nishiko: quiet you, back to your rosary
[23:20:03] <Nishiko> Jay: Go back to sucking yourself off. I prefer you quiet, regardless of whose dick it is you've got in your mouth.
[23:20:32] <SexyJay> Nishiko: if i could suck myself off, do you really think i'd be online
[23:20:39] <Warpticon> Yes.
[23:20:43] <Nishiko> Word

Nishiko

12-07-2005, 11:38 PM

[23:32:00] <muffdaddy> I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

Nishiko

12-08-2005, 12:00 AM

[23:57:37] <ducky> my number is the easiest phone number ever
[23:58:02] <RoninC> Yeah, ducky's number is written on most men's bathroom stalls under the title "Lookin' for a good time?"
[23:58:09] <ducky> damn straight
[23:58:16] <ducky> and they have a great time
[23:58:19] <ducky> so they can't complain
[23:58:28] <SepPrime> hey, I want a great time
[23:58:31] <SepPrime> hook it up, yo ;)

S.a.g.a

12-08-2005, 05:40 AM

[23:32:00] <muffdaddy> I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

...

Oldest quote I can ever remember.

Irennicus

12-08-2005, 12:38 PM

Fausts Slash: She puts a vibrator in me to directly stimulate the prostate, then I fuck HER while it's vibrating in me
Lone Hiryu Saga: Hell yes. I wanna know some shit.
Lone Hiryu Saga: ...
Lone Hiryu Saga: That's IT?
Lone Hiryu Saga: ...YOU PUSSY.
Fausts Slash: Well anyways
Fausts Slash: I shoot like a motherfucking revolver
Fausts Slash: When that happens.
Lone Hiryu Saga: That's not even getting screwed. That's just a rough enema.
Fausts Slash: I shot so far we measured once.
Lone Hiryu Saga: You're not even borderline homo.
Fausts Slash: Ever shot seven feet?
Lone Hiryu Saga: ...WTF.
Lone Hiryu Saga: That's scary.
Fausts Slash: Yeah
Fausts Slash: It was like
Fausts Slash: I pull out
Fausts Slash: And squirt
Fausts Slash: And I see it go allt he way to the otherside of the room
Fausts Slash: And I'm like
Fausts Slash: "....whoah"
Fausts Slash: No, she doesn't just bang me with a strapon
Fausts Slash: But again
Fausts Slash: Clarifying that whole mess for all the IRC nerds would take some doing
Fausts Slash: And a lot of humiliation.
Lone Hiryu Saga: Amen.
Lone Hiryu Saga: I was hoping you got banged with a strap on.
Lone Hiryu Saga: BUTTTTTTT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Lone Hiryu Saga: No extra hilarity for Hiryu.
Lone Hiryu Saga: Bastard.
Fausts Slash: I'm pretty sure that's soon to come.
Fausts Slash: She told me she really wanted to
Fausts Slash: And I said that it had to be extra small and she had to buy me dinner beforehand. Nice dinner. If I'm becoming the woman for a whole night I want the perks as well.
Lone Hiryu Saga: LMAO.
Lone Hiryu Saga: Fuck yes.
Lone Hiryu Saga: And dancing.
Fausts Slash: Hahahaha
Lone Hiryu Saga: Don't forget dancing.
Lone Hiryu Saga: And the coffee shop.
Lone Hiryu Saga: MILK THIS WHORE.
Fausts Slash: I was thinking dinner and a nice romantic comedy
Fausts Slash: Followed by coffee
Lone Hiryu Saga: YES.
Fausts Slash: And she has to cuddle with me.
Lone Hiryu Saga: And a walk in the park.
Lone Hiryu Saga: Holding hands.
Fausts Slash: I'm tired of her not cuddling with me in front of her friends because she wants to look cool
Lone Hiryu Saga: She has to be a complete gentlemen.
Lone Hiryu Saga: Fuck yes.
Lone Hiryu Saga: Fuck her friends. Mary is a slut bag anyway.
Fausts Slash: ...oh man
Fausts Slash: I'm putting this in #srkgd quotes

ParryPerson.

12-08-2005, 01:04 PM

Dude get that shit out of here it's not #srkgd.

If saga wants to be in this thread he has come in #srkgd and stop being lame.

S.a.g.a

12-08-2005, 04:33 PM

Dude get that shit out of here it's not #srkgd.

If saga wants to be in this thread he has come in #srkgd and stop being lame.

Contrary to stupid beliefs, I didn't hype him up to post that in the first place. I could give a damn about making it here.

You can take your bullshit conclusion elsewhere, and eat a dick with it.

m00b

12-09-2005, 07:27 PM

KrassHole

12-10-2005, 12:57 AM

Bleet youre such a loser. Posting a quote to cover your ass on srk?

Man get a fucking life. Epsilon is a virgin, no one cares what he has to say.

Infinity Plus

12-10-2005, 01:21 PM

<raz0r> I'm one bad mother...
<raz0r> SHUT YOUR MOTH

jae hoon

12-10-2005, 01:26 PM

<raz0r> I'm one bad mother...
<raz0r> SHUT YOUR MOTH

For some reason I found that amusing.

Infinity Plus

12-10-2005, 02:00 PM

<JaeHoon> Cam put the hug machine down
<JaeHoon> before I release FM on you
<phae> prepare the hug machine wtf
<DanWHAT> like legitimately crazy
<Camfinity> fm nooo
<JaeHoon> with all his furry

<FMJaguar> yo
<FMJaguar> not everyone was supposed to know about the furry

SECRET'S OUT.

OrangeCat

12-13-2005, 11:47 PM

<martianla> Nessa gets her strength from defanging vipers
<Derez-> lawls
<martianla> and beating on Jay
<O---geC-t> or deflowering anal virgins.
<O---geC-t> like Jay.
<Visdead> .........
<Visdead> stop the lies
<martianla> Yuna Staff powers!

OrangeCat

12-15-2005, 10:29 AM

<Irennicus> Parry, I'm going hardcore Necro for Evo
<Irennicus> Nothing but the Necro-man

OC

quiche

12-15-2005, 05:59 PM

6:00 PM: Pryde: [19:57] <quiche> hot girls don't have cocks, Pryde <--- of course tehy don't.....let's talk about..... kristin kreuk
6:00 PM: Pryde: she's so hot
6:00 PM: Pryde: and so is jessica alba
6:00 PM: OCisLMAO: so she asian.
6:00 PM: OCisLMAO: esque.
6:00 PM: |DG: you know whos hotter
6:00 PM: |DG: me when i teabag OC

...seriously.

quiche

12-16-2005, 07:58 AM

7:54 AM: quiche: I saw angel's picture on myspace
7:54 AM: [A]ngel: well more power to you
7:54 AM: quiche: too shadey-looking to be a mod
7:54 AM: [A]ngel: frenchy
7:54 AM: ParryPers: yeah
7:54 AM: [A]ngel: rofl
7:54 AM: ParryPers: the stache
7:54 AM: [A]ngel: damn
7:54 AM: ParryPers: is sneaky like
7:54 AM: quiche: it's like a stubble-wisp-stache
7:54 AM: quiche: the shdaiest mustache available
7:55 AM: ParryPers: Indeed.
7:55 AM: [A]ngel: stubble wisp?
7:55 AM: [A]ngel: i'm half mexican and black
7:55 AM: ParryPers: HE ACTS LIKE HE KNOWS NOTHING
7:55 AM: ParryPers: Sneaky bastard
7:55 AM: [A]ngel: leave my groucho marx stash be
7:55 AM: [A]ngel: assholes

...seriously.

DaDesiCanadian

12-16-2005, 04:33 PM

The saga known as "givekzachance"

[17:41] * quiche is now known as ParryPers
[17:41] <ParryPers> I'm A WEEPING VAGINA
[17:41] * Jeeebus is now known as quiche
[17:42] <quiche> I'M GOING TO GIVE JEEEBUS PREM
[17:42] <ParryPers> good idea quiche
[17:42] <ParryPers> you should do it
[17:42] <ParryPers> and tell him to stop calling me

(We kept the changed nicks, me as quiche, and quiche as Parry)

Later that day...

[17:55] * kzABSENT has joined #srkgd
[17:56] <ParryPers> no fucking hippos
[17:56] <ParryPers> no fucking turboman
[17:56] <kzABSENT> what the
[17:56] <kzABSENT> turban man going ssj3
[17:56] <kzABSENT> dg make me an av
[17:56] <ParryPers> dg hates you
[17:56] <ParryPers> ask quiche
[17:57] <kzABSENT> what
[17:57] <kzABSENT> dg <3 dude
[17:57] <quiche> yea
[17:57] <quiche> i agree
[17:57] <kzABSENT> quiche
[17:57] <quiche> what?
[17:57] <kzABSENT> c'mon
[17:57] <quiche> no
[17:57] <kzABSENT> C'MON
[17:57] <quiche> I HAT EYOU
[17:57] <quiche> HATE!!
[17:57] <quiche> look at me
[17:57] <kzABSENT> u saw the fuckin av oc made u
[17:57] <quiche> i'm quiche
[17:57] <kzABSENT> AND U CANT MAKE ME A SIMPLE AV
[17:58] <quiche> i don't know how to make avs
[17:58] <quiche> i swear
[17:58] <kzABSENT> ur bullshit down racist
[17:58] <ParryPers> LMAO
[17:58] <quiche> i'm not lying
[17:58] <kzABSENT> yeah ur only a fuckin mod in the damn imm
[17:58] <quiche> i swear on my mother and all that is holy
[17:58] <quiche> i don't know how to make avs
[17:58] <ParryPers> can't...breathe....
[17:58] <kzABSENT> quiche stfu
[17:58] <|DG> whos kz
[17:58] <kzABSENT> dont be racist
[17:58] <ParryPers> kz2000whateverthefuck
[17:58] <|DG> oh
[17:58] <|DG> that nig
[17:58] <kzABSENT> dg
[17:58] <kzABSENT> DO IT
[17:58] <|DG> hello!
[17:59] <kzABSENT> DO IT MAN
[17:59] <kzABSENT> and parry its a fuckin six
[17:59] <quiche> do what?
[17:59] <kzABSENT> proceed to 1st grade and learn how to count plz
[17:59] <ParryPers> kz2000whateverthefuck6 then
[17:59] <kzABSENT> HIPPOS
[17:59] <|DG> wtf
[17:59] <kzABSENT> VS TURBOMAN
[17:59] <kzABSENT> ssj3
[17:59] <kzABSENT> now
[17:59] <quiche> what are you talking about
[17:59] <quiche> seriously
[17:59] <kzABSENT> I DONT HAVE A 2 IN MY NAME
[17:59] <quiche> i have no idea
[17:59] <kzABSENT> quiche
[17:59] <quiche> hippos???
[18:00] <quiche> turboman??
[18:00] <kzABSENT> i hate you.
[18:00] <quiche> WHAT.THE.FUCK?
[18:00] <|DG> quiche sucks at making avs
[18:00] <kzABSENT> no lie
[18:00] <quiche> yeah i'm garbage
[18:00] <quiche> here's a few examples of my work
[18:00] <|DG> you realize zandwich makes them all and gives them to quiche
[18:00] <|DG> they have this big scheme going
[18:00] <|DG> to confuse people
[18:00] <kzABSENT> does this zandwich come here?
[18:00] <|DG> no
[18:00] <ParryPers> I hear quiche doesn't even have photoshop
[18:00] <kzABSENT> i'll ask him
[18:00] <kzABSENT> fuck
[18:00] <quiche> i don't
[18:00] <quiche> i use paint
[18:00] <|DG> ask him and he'll tell you lol
[18:00] <kzABSENT> i heard quiche doesnt even have a comp
[18:00] <quiche> no i have acomp
[18:01] <quiche> HOW AM ON IRC THEN STUPID
[18:01] <THXWORTH> parry, whats ur real name again?
[18:01] <|DG> actually zand would probably deny it
[18:01] <kzABSENT> quiche stop
[18:01] <|DG> he always does
[18:01] <quiche> here's an av i made for worthless
[18:01] <kzABSENT> stop now
[18:01] <THXWORTH> hubert?
[18:01] <ParryPers> Casey
[18:01] <|DG> hubert
[18:01] <|DG> haha
[18:01] <|DG> hubert cumberdale
[18:01] <ParryPers> dammit
[18:01] <|DG> milford cubicle
[18:01] <quiche> http://img525.imageshack.us/my.php?image=worthlessg9qu.gif
[18:01] <quiche> this was a RE request
[18:01] <kzABSENT> quiche ur a d-bag. U make a ridunculous request like the whole sf2 cast being eating and u cant make an av with hippos
[18:02] <kzABSENT> going ss2
[18:02] <kzABSENT> thats bs man
[18:02] <ParryPers> god damn you suck quiche
[18:02] <Masha> oh shit
[18:02] <quiche> jill vs zombie
[18:02] <Masha> anyone remember dream?
[18:02] <kzABSENT> ...seriously
[18:02] <|DG> you almost became a JILL sandwich
[18:02] <quiche> kz
[18:02] <quiche> i made no such request
[18:02] <quiche> you're just crazy
[18:02] <quiche> ...seriously
[18:02] <kzABSENT> quiche oc linked me the damn thread
[18:02] <kzABSENT> no homo for u
[18:02] <|DG> he didnt even request it
[18:02] <quiche> no i seriously didn't make that request
[18:02] <|DG> OC just made it
[18:03] <|DG> for no reason
[18:03] <quiche> hahah
[18:03] <quiche> hahah
[18:03] <quiche> ok i've had my fun
[18:03] * quiche is now known as Jeeebus
[18:03] <|DG> ugh
[18:03] * ParryPers is now known as quiche
[18:03] <Jeeebus> lmao
[18:03] <quiche> rofl
[18:03] <kzABSENT> OMG
[18:03] <|DG> haha
[18:03] <kzABSENT> WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[18:03] <|DG> owned.
[18:03] * kzABSENT HEADS EXPLODE

kz0060

12-16-2005, 05:52 PM

This doesn't change anything. Quiche, do the right thing and make the av.

Worthless

12-16-2005, 06:36 PM

KZ,you are an av jacking bastard :lol:

DaDesiCanadian

12-18-2005, 07:13 PM

KZ,you are an av jacking bastard :lol:

I made that av for you and you never wore it!

12-18-2005, 07:15 PM

I made that av for you and you never wore it!

No you made it for me. (V1ru5) I wore it for a while actually then Dark Giygas made me one.:lovin:

DaDesiCanadian

12-18-2005, 07:28 PM

No you made it for me. (V1ru5) I wore it for a while actually then Dark Giygas made me one.:lovin:

Ahh, my apologies. I think worth was considering jacking it then. My bad :D

And DG avs > *

Worthless

12-18-2005, 07:34 PM

Ahh, my apologies. I think worth was considering jacking it then. My bad :D

And DG avs > *

i was gonna iirc :p

DaDesiCanadian

12-18-2005, 07:38 PM

i was gonna iirc :p

Is that a terrible pun ? :rofl:

ParryPerson.

12-18-2005, 07:53 PM

wtf, why was quiche posing as me. He is no where near my tier level.

quiche

12-18-2005, 07:57 PM

wtf, why was quiche posing as me. He is no where near my tier level.I know.

I only stooped to your sean-esque level to fool around for a half hour. I would never want to be you for a long period of time.

...seriously.

ParryPerson.

12-18-2005, 08:56 PM

omg but wai i rule at basketball promise.

Infinity Plus

12-19-2005, 05:36 PM

<[A]ngel> my bad
<[A]ngel> jay
<[A]ngel> fuck her on top of the new tv
<[A]ngel> you know
<BoyToyJay> no
<[A]ngel> to break it in

quiche

12-21-2005, 08:46 AM

omg but wai i rule at basketball promise.oh shit. I like the new av-style, parry.

...seriously.

Mystic_bash

12-26-2005, 06:09 PM

Bleet youre such a loser. Posting a quote to cover your ass on srk?

Man get a fucking life. Epsilon is a virgin, no one cares what he has to say.
Stfu! :)

Irennicus

01-21-2006, 01:45 AM

<Irennicus> At least I'm not sleep-deprived, so I can be a sane individual.
<Irennicus> Oh who am I kidding, I'm going to go fuck some fruit.

ParryPerson.

01-21-2006, 12:37 PM

[13:30] <Irennicus> So after breaking up with my g/f
[13:30] <Irennicus> I got really horny
[13:30] <blkdan> lol
[13:30] <blkdan> Expected
[13:30] <Irennicus> And I started thinking about fucking food products
[13:30] <ParryEAT> jerk off Iren
[13:30] <ParryEAT> DO A ORANGE
[13:30] <blkdan> ...
[13:30] <ParryEAT> TRUST ME
[13:30] <Worthl3ss> lol
[13:30] <Irennicus> Is this normal?
[13:30] <blkdan> what the hell
[13:30] <ParryEAT> It cleans the penis
[13:30] <ParryEAT> and is juicy
[13:30] <ParryEAT> trust me
[13:30] <epsilon_> ...
[13:30] <Irennicus> Parry
[13:30] <Worthl3ss> iren=Fruit fucker
[13:30] <Worthl3ss> lol
[13:30] <Irennicus> You are disgusting
[13:30] <ParryEAT> ...
[13:30] <Irennicus> It's AN ORANGE
[13:30] <Irennicus> Christ.
[13:30] <epsilon_> wouldnt your dick smell like orange the rest of the day
[13:31] <blkdan> lol
[13:31] <ParryEAT> YES
[13:31] <ParryEAT> CHICKS LOVE THAT EPS
[13:31] <Irennicus> epsilon, is that a bad thing?
[13:31] <ParryEAT> They will go down on you just for that
[13:31] <epsilon_> yes
[13:31] <Worthl3ss> orange wang :p
[13:31] <blkdan> Anyways
[13:31] <ParryEAT> They will be delighted to taste and smell orange cock
[13:31] <epsilon_> i perfer to smell like my own manly musk
[13:31] <ParryEAT> but women don't
[13:31] <blkdan> ...
[13:31] <ParryEAT> trust me
[13:31] <blkdan> Yeah, he's right
[13:31] <Irennicus> epsilon, but you drink your own urine
[13:31] <Worthl3ss> lol
[13:31] <Irennicus> So it doesn't matter
[13:31] <epsilon_> or theyll just say wtf why does your dick smell like orange
[13:31] <epsilon_> what are u gonna say
[13:31] <ParryEAT> I FUCKED
[13:31] <ParryEAT> AN ORANGE
[13:31] <epsilon_> "never mind that"
[13:31] <ParryEAT> NOW SUCK IT
[13:31] <Irennicus> I FUCKED AN ORANGE
[13:31] <epsilon_> lol
[13:32] <Irennicus> ....Parry gives the best advice
[13:32] <ParryEAT> or "what....you like grape?"
[13:32] * Irennicus IrenORANGE
[13:32] <ParryEAT> they will be confused
[13:32] <ParryEAT> and go down anyway
[13:32] <Irennicus> Hahaha
[13:33] <Irennicus> ...I think this should go into SRKGD quotes
[13:33] <ParryEAT> me to
[13:33] <ParryEAT> so people can know whats up
[13:33] <ParryEAT> with the orange
[13:34] <Irennicus> I was thinking about letting an apple rot in the sun so it gets really soft
[13:34] <Irennicus> But that would leave a bad smell.
[13:34] <ParryEAT> nah then it's stinky
[13:34] <ParryEAT> yeah
[13:34] <ParryEAT> to much work
[13:34] <Irennicus> WHY DIDN'T I THINK ABOUT THE ORANGE?!
[13:34] <ParryEAT> just fingerbang the orange to get it nice and ready
[13:34] * Irennicus is now known as IrenORANG
[13:34] <ParryEAT> then enjoy

D'Nyc3

01-26-2006, 11:39 PM

ok you know the drill:

<martianla> fact: Viscant's life was the inspiration for FFX-2
<Ex_Matt> fact: viscant had sex with nessa

DaDesiCanadian

01-30-2006, 08:17 PM

<Masha> ex matt can i have sex with your my girlfriend at your place
<Jeeebus> wtf
<Jeeebus> did you just call matt your girlfriend
<Masha> uhh...

OrangeCat

01-31-2006, 05:07 PM

<OrangeCat> I'M GONNA GETCHA IT'S A MATTER OF FACT
<WildKitty> jay
<WildKitty> you like all the people
<WildKitty> noone else likes
<OrangeCat> I'M GONNA GETCHA IT'S MATTER OF TIME!
<Purrrfect> ...
<Masha> im gonna getcha was shit too
<Masha> and Up
<Purrrfect> i have that song
<OrangeCat> Viscant only likes that song.
<Purrrfect> you're a fine piece of real estate and i'm gonna get me some land
<Masha> her song writers must have bailed on her
<OrangeCat> becuase he wishes Shania was nessa.
<Purrrfect> i don't know what that even means
<OrangeCat> and she's going to get him.
<Purrrfect> but it turns me on
<Purrrfect> and that's foul foul foul
<OrangeCat> he wants her to get him.
<Masha> Shania is still hot as fuck
<OrangeCat> I loved Shania in her "Man I feel like a woman" video.
<OrangeCat> so fucking hot.
<Purrrfect> YES
<OrangeCat> strip tease.
<Masha> yes
<Purrrfect> i was singing that in the hotel room at ecc
<Purrrfect> and like all 10-15 other people went running for the hill
<Purrrfect> god i was hot then
<Purrrfect> i had green hair that year

OrangeCat

01-31-2006, 11:04 PM

<Jeeebus> <-- doesn't phear it
<HigherJin> duh
<Jeeebus> <-- phears sneakupslaps
<phears_it> I DO.
<phears_it> hey jeebus
* phears_it waves
<Jeeebus> o
<Jeeebus> i'm doing time attack now
* Orangecat has joined #srkgd
<Jeeebus> you know the one where the hidden vitals are on the hand?
<Jeeebus> wtf
* Orangecat sneakupslaps jeebus
* Jeeebus 's brain just exploded

Nishiko

02-03-2006, 01:11 AM

First day back in #srkgd in a while and this happens. Kindly pay attention to the highlighted line.

[01:01:08] <Viscant> there hasn't been hardly any snow in the mountains by my parents' place
[01:01:14] <Viscant> so i'm going hiking
[01:01:24] <Viscant> it'll be like...first time in my life i can go hiking in february
[01:01:31] <Viscant> i kinda want to see what everything is like out of season
[01:01:36] <Viscant> but still, a whole weekend
[01:01:38] <Viscant> it's gonna be hell
[01:01:41] --- Viscant is now known as RoseSLEEP
[01:01:43] <Nishiko> So, you'll go hiking while the bears are coming out of hibernation and....
[01:01:43] <Ever> with christine?
[01:01:55] <RoseSLEEP> THERE ARE NO BEARS IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
[01:02:00] <RoseSLEEP> actually i have no idea
[01:02:04] <RoseSLEEP> christine is sick right now
[01:02:08] <Nishiko> ...wow, Jay's gonna get cornholed by bears.
[01:02:12] <RoseSLEEP> i'm going by her place tomorrow morning
[01:02:15] <R_O_F> LOL
[01:02:19] <RoseSLEEP> if she's not up to it we have to leave without her
[01:02:26] <RoseSLEEP> and nish, your furry fantasy is just creepy
[01:02:30] <RoseSLEEP> WHY WOULD YOU THINK OF BEAR BUTTSEX
[01:02:34] <Nishiko> I'm not the furry here, remember?
[01:02:36] <RoseSLEEP> NORMAL PEOPLE THINK OF ME GETTING EATEN BY A BEAR
[01:02:42] <RoseSLEEP> BUT YOU THOUGHT OF BEAR RAPE
[01:02:46] <RoseSLEEP> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!