Favorite #SRKGD quotes

[Fenrir171]

i thought id bring this back as i thought this one was pretty good...

[7:14pm] <+bongerz> By the by
[7:15pm] <+bongerz> How does Hiryu stay away for almost ever.
[7:15pm] <+bongerz> And still get ops?
[7:15pm] <@NineT9> Would you want to un-op a cokefiend?
[7:15pm] <@NineT9> we don't either
[7:15pm] <@NineT9> j/k
[7:15pm] <@NineT9> <3 Hiryu


as well as...


<+bong> why do ugly guys and girls promote abstinence?!

[S.a.g.a]

Harharhar Ohnoes Teh E-drama It Burnnnnnssss.

[Amazed]

The greatest SRKGD quote ever:

<irioku> Saddam got caught?

This was like 10 months after Saddam's capture, btw.

[AMinorThreat]

<everyone in #SRKGD> Bloofy = Douchecunt

[Fenrir171]

[7:34pm] <+Juggs> you scare me, dude
[7:34pm] <@Amazed-> rsigley is 35
[7:34pm] <+rsigle> 23
[7:34pm] <@Amazed-> 35*
[7:34pm] <+Bong> Really?
[7:34pm] <@Hiryuness> *Nod*
[7:34pm] <V-Serp> are you kidding, ugly people fuck like bunnies
[7:34pm] <+Bong> You look like you're 18
[7:34pm] <@Amazed-> I think I know your age a litlte better than you rsigley
[7:34pm] <V-Serp> its average people that havethe least sex
[7:34pm] <@Amazed-> after all, I am stalking you
[7:34pm] <+rsigle> oh yea that's true

[Pained Auron]

[10:10pm] <@Ever> STFU ATHAN

[Livewireo]

<Ever> FUCK WHITEY

This makes whitey sad ;[

[AMinorThreat]

Why do you think he made that album Whitey Ford Sings the Blues.

[thedude.com]

oh no ...

[Raz0r]

<@Amazed->I can't believe what I just did for some cash.....

:S

[Pained Auron]

<@Ever> b0ng loves rap

[Amazed]

<@Amazed->I can't believe what I just did for some cash.....

:S
Kiss my ass, Adolf.

[Xion the Beast]

<everyone in #SRKGD> Bloofy = Douchecunt

I've heard of a poster named BLOODY, but never Bloofy. Whoever this "bloofy" is, you sure seem fixated on him.

[Amazed]

Shut up Bloody.

[Xion the Beast]

Shut up Bloody.

Go fuck a dingo Aussie.

[S.a.g.a]

Kiss my ass, Adolf.

You meant "Lick that jew's cold sore, bitch."

I forgive you.

[N-Ken]

Go fuck a dingo Aussie.

Go get a haircut Erykah Badu...

[Fenrir171]

<+BushSUCKS> i have a feeling bush is gonna make up at least 4 new words as he tries to argue tonight
<@Wolfwood> no... bush doesnt make up new words... he remixes old ones for our generation! HES MORE HIP HOP THEN WE KNEW!!!
<V-Serp> a....!!!
<+BushSUCKS> haha
<BalloonFi> LOL
<MSTRDBTR> WHOA SNAP

[jae hoon]

The greatest SRKGD quote ever:

<irioku> Saddam got caught?

This was like 10 months after Saddam's capture, btw.


Ah yes I remember that quite well, that was pretty funny.

[Raz0r]

<@Ever>jay, I love you.

[Athanasy]

<OrangeCat> Hey man...KZ you have a way of touching my special spot.
<McWork> his e-spot
<KzISgone> yes
<KzISgone> and i've been known to touch the penis as well
<Hiryuness> I bet.
<KzISgone> what just happened
<McWork> ur so pathetic kz
<McWork> i lost all respect
<Hiryuness> You just fucked yourself, KZ.
<KzISgone> nnnoooo
<Hiryuness> That's what.
<Athanasy> .....
<Athanasy> OMG.
<Athanasy> Sigged!

[Pained Auron]

<+Baloonfi> evanNESSAnce

[-BF-]

<BalloonFi>Ever: when you jack off, you're grip is harder than michael jackson at disney land.
<BalloonFi> me > you in jokes
<Ever> me > you at life
<BalloonFi> wishes you
<Ever> no
<Ever> it is the truth
<Ever> i have forseen it
<BalloonFi> i searched on google and it says im better

[Pained Auron]

[6:44pm] <BalloonFi> i wonder if jay is humping his hand
[6:44pm] <Ever> mention nessa and/or ricky and he will be

[Pained Auron]

[8:36pm] <fuck_you> IRC needs a fucking Trannie smiley.
[8:36pm] <Athanasy> ...
[8:37pm] <Athanasy> I don't think anyone wants to recreate Jay's face as an emoticon.

[Pained Auron]

Go fuck a dingo Aussie.



that aussie diss is a registered trademark of Ever Inc. i will be seeing you in court

[Jenova_KMFDM]

I been awhile from SRK for a few weeks... so Bloody is Xion the Beast ?

[tondashocka]

yes KMFDM

and my fav #SRKGD quote was the title of the room: (roughly...)

I just accidentally swallowed my own penis.

[4neqs]

<RoninC>Venom and Carnage in the next Spider-Man movie would be as gay as Viscant and Bloody in Ricky Ortiz's bed.

Back in July.

[S.a.g.a]

<BalloonFi>Ever: when you jack off, you're grip is harder than michael jackson at disney land.

Ouch.

Had you said...: "Ever: Shut the fuck up. You're grip is harder than michael jackson at disney land." You would have gotten a DAAAAAMMMMNNNN instead.

[Pained Auron]

<+OrangeCat> Viscant I see it to be prepostorous that you find downloading a huge file a bother, whereas inhaling a huge penis a simple task.
<+OrangeCat> shame on you.

[Pained Auron]

<+Viscant> .........that quote is ghey
<+OrangeCat> well isn't that the homosexual calling the queer a ***.

[Pained Auron]

[9:35pm] <@Amazed-> I like some fruit
[9:35pm] <@Amazed-> apples, oranges, viscant

[Pained Auron]

<@Hiryuness> "It's drunk times like these that I would take the "straight pill" if it existed." - Jay Snyder

[S.a.g.a]

<ax0r> who sings the ending song for the latest naruto episodes?
<AmazedAFK> tatsumoki nakamuro
<ax0r> that song is so good
<AmazedAFK> by the way I just made that name up
<Xenozip> hahahahaha
<AmazedAFK> but I have no doubt that somewhere some gook is named taht.
<ax0r> I figured, but the song is so good
<ax0r> listen to it =)
<AmazedAFK> No.
<AmazedAFK> I'd rather listen to
<Ever> song kinda sucks
<AmazedAFK> 01-john_askew-blackout-promo_vinyl-pow.mp3
<AmazedAFK> NOW THAT'S A SONG.
<Ever> SHUT UP WYOU ABORIGINE FUCK

[WasFemto]

It's not really a qoute but...when some dude wanted Amazed to cry in his jar so he could pour tears on himself. Some one posted the transcript and I was like :wtf: :rofl:

[Pained Auron]

[2:22pm] <JesusFOOD> I GIVE SEMEN A BAD NAME
[2:23pm] <Ever> you do, cause you were born

[Athanasy]

It's not really a qoute but...when some dude wanted Amazed to cry in his jar so he could pour tears on himself. Some one posted the transcript and I was like :wtf: :rofl:

Sick bastards, nowadays.

[S.a.g.a]

<HBJ> i think dressing nice is important
<bongers> I dress really gay. =(
<HBJ> i may be white trash but i always disguise myself

<Hiryuness> ...See, I never got the whole "Hot chicks love bums" shit, so it has to be the personality.
<bongers> Lol.
<Hiryuness> Confidence, again is a given.
<bongers> I'm eccentric.
<bongers> And I really don't give a shit what they think of me.
<bongers> I guess that gets them wet.
<Hiryuness> Or they have to be attractive as fuck.
<bongers> And, I play guitar.
<bongers> >D!!!!
<Hiryuness> Yeah, I've become pretty damn asocial as of late.
<HBJ> or you could be like me
<bongers> NO
<HBJ> and date girls who are insane
<bongers> NEVER BE LIKE JAY

<bongers> Dude, you're black.
<bongers> Get the white bitches.
<Hiryuness> ....And what does that get me?
<Hiryuness> THE PSYCHOTIC WHITE BITCHES THAT ACT BLACK AND/OR STUPID.
<Hiryuness> Um...
<Hiryuness> NO.
<bongers> Lol.

[Athanasy]

<rsigle> i don't think there's a big enough dick out there to satisfy me anally

[S.a.g.a]

<rsigle> i want to please myself anally but i'm too scared

[Fenrir171]

> Channel Modes: +ptn
> Created on Tuesday, August 12th, 2003 at 11:01pm
[8:12am] Amazed- sets mode: +o Wolfwood
[8:12am] <@Wolfwood> • Thanks for the @ •
[8:12am] <Angelw0rk> you'll help me if i give you a sweet toothless blowjob
[8:13am] <SUB-0> hmmmmmm
[8:13am] <SUB-0> i dunno
[8:13am] <Angelw0rk> lol
[8:13am] <@Wolfwood> what
[8:13am] <@Wolfwood> the
[8:13am] <@Wolfwood> fuck
[8:13am] <SUB-0> LOL
[8:13am] <Angelw0rk> lol
[8:13am] <@Wolfwood> you know... i REALLY hate you all...



me as i entered srkgd this morning...

exactly how it went...

[Ruiz]

<Ruiz> 3playing: "By Amazed- - Teen Angst" .:128kbps|Stereo|3:00:.
<Athanasy> lol
<Amazed-> Now booting: Ruiz
* Amazed- sets mode: +b *!*@230-5.73-24.tampabay.rr.com
<Athanasy> LMAO
* You were kicked by Amazed- (lolol)
Session Close: Sun Oct 10 00:57:13 2004


Unstaged funny - http://www.jitway.com/ruiz/%23teenchat.EFnet.txt -

[Pained Auron]

[10:19pm] <ESCstudy> quick somebody shit on my chest
[10:19pm] <V-Serp> go find a german chick
[10:19pm] <V-Serp> or maybe a japanese one
[10:20pm] <ESCstudy> i'm into dudes shitting on my chest
[10:20pm] <V-Serp> i repeat
[10:20pm] <V-Serp> go find a japanese or german....guy
[10:20pm] <ESCstudy> thanks for the tip
[10:20pm] <ESCstudy> ...baby
[10:21pm] <+Athanasy> This ***.

[I Am Lothar]

[Anytime Jay is in the Chat] <Jay> I am gay.
<Everyone> ***.

[S.a.g.a]

...I AM THE #SRKGD KEYSTYLING CHAMPION.

HIGHLIGHTS

<McWork> with even less game than nine, hiryu jerks off thinkin about his imaginary first time

<@Hiryuness> Wrong punk / yousa mad chump with this pasty faced gorrila front / You really need to stop, man / I'm on point like Fat Joe to a steak brunch /

<Hiryuness> Look, it's the little messenger man negro, Angel / With a mug that would make Freedy scream "OH GOD, I HATE YOU!!!" /

<McWork> went to hiryu's house and fucked up the place, i busted nuts inside his pillow case / i slammed his sister when she went to the shitter then i sat on his couch and ate an apple fritter

<Hiryuness> Apple fritter? / What the fuck, man / You confuse food with MOTH BALL excess, you dumbass / Retire beforehand, you need to.. before my backhand replays current beatings like CSPAN /

<Angelw0rk> ya'll niggas feeble discourse make me want to divource, the brain from my skull because the rhymes is too dull

<Hiryuness> "Feeble discourse, divource" / Shut the fuck up, this ISN'T DEF JUX / Aesop Rock weird ass fanboy garbage / Stop humping dictionary.com and get at me when your lyrics are HONEST

<Hiryuness> I'm hot like jiffy pop in the oven that you aren't supposed to put it in /
<Hiryuness> Come on, bring your bitch crew, I'll serve them with twelve cream puffs and extra cinnamon /

<Angelw0rk> hiryu should change his name to size 13, angel put hiryu on the pedastal

<Hiryuness> What pedastal? / The one you stole from Jiffy Lube?
Hiryuness> Get the fuck out of here with all of this hocore immitation / You "flame on" more Jay after his ritual masterbation-fit / Man, I already told you once / All you drop is steaming hot excrement /

<Hiryuness> TEAM SASSAFRASS, NIGGA!

[guado]

[QUOTE=S.a.g.a

<Hiryuness> What pedastal? / The one you stole from Jiffy Lube?
Hiryuness> Get the fuck out of here with all of this hocore immitation / You "flame on" more Jay after his ritual masterbation-fit / Man, I already told you once / All you drop is steaming hot excrement /

<Hiryuness> TEAM SASSAFRASS, NIGGA![/QUOTE]

lol this last part didn't even make sense

[S.a.g.a]

Oh man... last night was a fucking laugh riot.

<Akumatx> Me GWB dick sucker i am not, I could say your a kerry dick sucker! In fact you suck dick peroid
<XionSwed> kerry dick sucker? ahahaha, I don't even care for kerry
<Akumatx> hey insaniac you still going to burn down my house?
<XionSwed> quit bugging Insanaic for sex akuma
<XionSwed> we all know what burn down my house means

<Insaniac> Risu....age please
<Insaniac> i know its 19

<Hiryuness> Ever, you are guaranteed ass next year.
<Hiryuness> So you shut the hell up.
<Ex_Matt> hahahahaha
<Ex_Matt> how is he guranteed ass ?
<Ex_Matt> is he being sent to prison ?
<Hiryuness> I cannot say.
<Hiryuness> Maybe.
<Ever> ..............
<duckyporn> getting married?
<Hiryuness> *PSHT*
<Hiryuness> IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH JAY.
<Ex_Matt> lol
<duckyporn> ...getting married?

<Insaniac> white, cuban, PR, haitian
<RisuRisu> i like how much latino stuff is in miami
<RisuRisu> eww i shouldnt contribute to your cradle robbing scheming
<Insaniac> so I'll be encountering a lot of latina JB there
<Hiryuness> LMAO.

<Insaniac> Risu
<Insaniac> tell me of the indigenous jailbait in FL
<Insaniac> varieties and such
<RisuRisu> oh god
<RisuRisu> if you look left or right
<Hiryuness> I'm about to cry over here.
<Hiryuness> LMAO.
<RisuRisu> there it is
<RisuRisu> its grossss
<Insaniac> i want to be prepared when I'm deep in the bush
<Insaniac> scouting for them
<RisuRisu> sick - they wont have bush yet
<duckyporn> make sure you bring candy, insaniac
<duckyporn> little girls love candy!
<Hiryuness> And oreos.
<RisuRisu> barren plains and pigtails and FUBU
<RisuRisu> thats what you're in for
<Hiryuness> Don't forget the ores.

Too good.

[Fenrir171]

[1:26am] <NoOn3Frea> best looking throwsx
[1:26am] <NoOn3Frea> he takes the head and BANG !!!!!!
[1:26am] <NoOn3Frea> hehe lovely
[1:26am] <shoshosho> best looking throw is Makoto's command grab into fierce into wall jumping thingy into dashing fist thing and whatever else nonsense she has
[1:27am] <Guile> it's good stuff nonsense
[1:27am] <Guile> haha

[9TNine]

I don't have it logged, but there was a nice one last night about Jugg's dad and the street corner.

-9

[Pained Auron]

[6:14pm] <@Ever> <+SexyJesus> i shoot further when looking at old women and nessa
[6:14pm] <+SexyJesus> .........
[6:14pm] <+SexyJesus> i shoot myself looking at nessa
[6:15pm] <@Ever> ......................
[6:15pm] <@Ever> that's sick
[6:15pm] <@Ever> i mean, i knew you liked facial shots, but your own?
[6:15pm] <@Ever> nasty
[6:15pm] <+Kz0060> self bukkake
[6:15pm] <+epsilon_> lollll
[6:15pm] <+Kz0060> hrm
[6:15pm] <+SexyJesus> .................................................. ............
[6:15pm] <+SexyJesus> monster
[6:15pm] <+epsilon_> oh skeet skeet

[holler mcdollar]

[11:26] <Ex_Matt> i never heard of an asian person with aids
[11:26] <Ex_Matt> the reason is
[11:26] <Ex_Matt> the asian male penis is to short to transfer the disease

[11:49] <McDolla> too bad i can't see the thread, gay ass server
[11:49] <McDolla> more fucked up than afro ninja
[11:49] <Angelw0rk> afroninjas impact done fucked up the space-TIME continuam which is the TRUE cause of the evil server message imo

[12:03] <Angelw0rk> elvis sitting on the shitter with a peanutbutter and bannana sammich DEAD
[12:03] <Angelw0rk> is still sexier than puce

[Gammadynamite]

<shoshosho> what's the meaning of life?
<Shifting> masturbation
<HellSap> lol
<Shifting> that's the only thing you truly have control over

[Fenrir171]

sorry viscant...

and from #capcom

<HellSap> coincidentally, all 3 quotes under the name Viscant are about - STDs, having a small penis, and gaysex.
<@skisonic> thats no coincidence
<Viscant> i talk about what i know

[Lantis]

More Viscant madness:


<Viscant> wong got groped in the bathroom by me at b5
<Viscant> viscant gets 3rd, wong's streak is off and running
<K_Lantis> .......
<Viscant> RIGHT AFTER THAT HAPPENED
<Viscant> he walked out shaken
<Viscant> and perfected somebody
<Viscant> undeniable proof
<Viscant> that story is 100% true

<Viscant> i'm going to the ffa tournament and raping the first boy i see bareback
<Viscant> and i'm gonna win that shit
<K_Lantis> ..........

<Viscant> the gay pimp is with me
<K_Lantis> Or Misadventures of Viscant's Sexuality
<Viscant> "they call you a ***, you say, that's right cause i...fucked yo daddy"
<Viscant> lookin cute
<Viscant> and feelin cute
<Viscant> fuck them bitches
<Viscant> take it from yo gay pimp daaaaddy

<Viscant> that was my super secret ultra pose
<Viscant> when i grab my ankle, slowly trace up to my ass, give it a tight slap and sashay
<Viscant> it's gg for anyone in a modeling contest
<Viscant> philth got rocked by my super secret ultra pose

[holler mcdollar]

ladies and gentlemen, The Viscant Show
--------------------------------------
[11:23] <Viscant> ever even wants to fuck ricky too

[11:11] <KrassHole> u could anally induce pleasure
[11:11] <Philthy> yeah... im not gay
[11:15] <KrassHole> viscant isnt gay
[11:15] <KrassHole> but he does it
[11:15] <Philthy> thats where youre wrong
[11:15] <Philthy> he is gay

[04:57] <Viscant> "they call you a *** you say, that's right cause i fucked yo daddy"

[12:18] <SUB-0> viscant which do u prefer ky or the glide?
[12:18] <Viscant> never used the glide
[12:18] <Viscant> the only time i ever tried teh butsecks, we used china lube
[12:18] <Viscant> that was ok
[12:18] <Viscant> but i've only seen that in a porn store

[12:09] <K_Lantis> What about Justin Wong?
[12:09] <Viscant> wong got groped in the bathroom by me at b5

[11:53] <SUB-0> !!!!!!!!!!!!1@topic
(topic: <Viscant> even valle played grabass with ricky once)
[12:01] <Viscant> why the surprise
[12:01] <Viscant> i wonder if anyone logged the conversation that came from
[12:02] <Viscant> that proved that being gay is a street fighter advantage and that women (or cosplay monsters in my case) can be traced to every top player downfall in sf history
[12:03] <Xaronth> man thats gross

[angelpalm]

<Viscant> anyone who can't get off in 90 seconds of THIS hot stuff
<Viscant> probably a dyke anyways
<Viscant> who needs em

<Angelw0rk> 90 seconds
<Angelw0rk> you are too pimp for me sir
<Viscant> hey, it could just be 45 seconds
<Viscant> but i go that extra mile for that special lady

<Viscant> nobody ever said jay snyder wasn't caring
<T-Bebop> My friend J who happens to not be you has turned 2 girls into lesbians
<T-Bebop> Maybe it's fate
* MJ_ has joined #capcom
<Viscant> that's 1 more than me
<Viscant> although i made 1 more give up men altogther and say "jesus is my boyfriend now"

<Viscant> ...and 1 other one now teaches sunday school in utah
<Viscant> so that's asexual also
<Viscant> hrm

<Gandido> jay needs to learn how to last more than a minute and a half
<Angelw0rk> wtf
<Angelw0rk> lol
<Viscant> i've tried everything
<Angelw0rk> atleast 120 seconds
<Viscant> it doesn't work
<Gandido> what's the most you've ever lasted
<Viscant> i've tried thinking of football
<Viscant> i've tried thinking of fat guys dancing
<Viscant> nothing works
<Angelw0rk> how about
<Angelw0rk> you try not coming
<Viscant> i'm sure i've cracked 5 minutes once or twice
<Angelw0rk> you fucking amatuer
<Viscant> alcohol induced performance still counts
<Viscant> zima is my performance enhancing drug
<Angelw0rk> this is so going on srk
<Viscant> ...=(

<Angelw0rk> say hello to srk jay
<Viscant> that's ok
<Viscant> the millions (and millions) of viscant's fans will still love him
<Gandido> lol
* T-Bebop has quit IRC
<Gandido> 5 minutes?
<Gandido> shit man
<Gandido> you suck. lol
<Gandido> no wonder women leave you
<Viscant> ;_;

[OrangeCat]

* taCegnarO is now known as ViscantJr
<ViscantJr> DADDY!
<Viscant> ...
<ViscantJr> DADDY!
<ViscantJr> DADDY!
<ViscantJr> DADDY!
<ViscantJr> DADDY!
<ViscantJr> DADDY!
* ViscantJr hugs Viscant.
<Viscant> this is a disturbing development
<ViscantJr> Hey daddy....say "Whose your daddy" to me.
<ViscantJr> and I'll say YOU ARE!
<Viscant> ...
<ViscantJr> SAY IT.
<ViscantJr> COME ON.
* Viscant is now known as JesusOUT
<ViscantJr> DO IT
<ViscantJr> DO IT
<ViscantJr> DO IT
<JesusOUT> i'm afraid
<JesusOUT> so now i will go drink
<ViscantJr> AWWWWW daddy always go to the drink.

[-BF-]

<NineT9> Hilton's money doesn't save her
<epsilon_> haah
<BalloonFi> most people don't like her, but i'd still fuck the scrawny bitch
<Stabby> Which is incredible
<epsilon_> hilton wouldnt be that bad but shes really skinny
<NineT9> her porn video showing she can't suck dick drops her even farther
<Stabby> 300 million and I'd not hit it
<epsilon_> and has an od shaped nose
<Stabby> Ahahaha
<Stabby> 9, stop beasting
<epsilon_> *odd
<BalloonFi> its pretty sad that a girl can't suck dick
<NineT9> especially hilton
<epsilon_> i can honestly say it still hit it though haha
<epsilon_> :l
<BalloonFi> you would think shes got a degree in it
<NineT9> exactly
<BalloonFi> hehe
<NineT9> Hilton's School of Dick Sucking
<epsilon_> lol
<m00b> FAILED
<NineT9> Valedictorian: Jay Snyder
<Viscant> ...
<NineT9> ZING
<BalloonFi> HAHAHA
<NineT9> ah shit, he was paying attention
<epsilon_> haha
<epsilon_> that worked out well

[-BF-]

<Viscant> i still have a great body
<BalloonFi> ^ omfg no
<Viscant> ...like yours is better
<Viscant> 8% body fat, ripped sexy abs
<Viscant> a butt that truly will. not. quit.
<Viscant> sweet penetrating color changing eyes
<Viscant> a smile that melts even the iciest of cosplayers
<Viscant> i'm the total package
<Viscant> every woman's pet, every man's regret
<Viscant> the man, the myth, the legend
<Viscant> the one, the only
<Viscant> jay snyder

[Pained Auron]

[10:34pm] <Marik_Ish> I always wanted to be taken by a hot german domme in a nazi suit
[10:34pm] <TimeFlip> yuppers
[10:34pm] <+TigerGeno> taken?
[10:34pm] <[A][A][A]> German Chicks are hot.
[10:34pm] <@NotEver> <Marik_Ish> I always wanted to be taken by a hot german man in a nazi suit
[10:34pm] <+TigerGeno> like in the ass taken?
[10:35pm] <Marik_Ish> not in the ass!
[10:35pm] <[A][A][A]> But those long legged russian red heads.
[10:35pm] <@NotEver> liar
[10:35pm] <[A][A][A]> DAMN.
[10:35pm] <+TigerGeno> thats taking you
[10:35pm] <TimeFlip> I guess so
[10:35pm] [A][A][A] (Athanasy@uslink-66.173.39-90.uslink.net) is now known as Athanasy
[10:35pm] <Marik_Ish> no, taking me is throwing me on the bed and riding my dick
[10:35pm] <Athanasy> ....
[10:35pm] <+TigerGeno> no
[10:35pm] <@NotEver> no
[10:35pm] <RPDrookie> lol
[10:35pm] <Athanasy> *Gags, yet again*
[10:35pm] <RPDrookie> wow
[10:35pm] <+TigerGeno> taking you is a strap on dildo in your ass
[10:35pm] <@NotEver> taking you is taking your asshole
[10:35pm] <TimeFlip> So you want a guy riding your dick?
[10:35pm] <TimeFlip> So I see, pitcher
[10:35pm] <RPDrookie> lmao
[10:35pm] <Athanasy> Taking your virginity.
[10:35pm] <RPDrookie> oh man
[10:36pm] <+TigerGeno> thats why chicks say take me dude
[10:36pm] <RPDrookie> "Ich WILL Ficken!"
[10:36pm] <+TigerGeno> they want you to stick someting in them
[10:36pm] <RPDrookie> a part of me just died
[10:36pm] <RPDrookie> Dataika left
[10:36pm] <RPDrookie> shitballs
[10:36pm] <+TigerGeno> big fuckin whoop
[10:36pm] <@NotEver> and bloody wants girls to take his asshole
[10:37pm] <+TigerGeno> with no lube i bet
[10:37pm] <RPDrookie> lol
[10:37pm] <RPDrookie> you're always the sobering aspect, Tiger
[10:37pm] <+TigerGeno> goddamn you're a sick bastard bloody
[10:37pm] <TimeFlip> Maybe some spitlube
[10:37pm] <@NotEver> no lube
[10:37pm] <Marik_Ish> man if a girl does it it isn't gay
[10:37pm] <+TigerGeno> OH SHIT
[10:37pm] <@NotEver> ...........yes it is
[10:37pm] <+TigerGeno> HE THOUGHT ABOUT IT
[10:38pm] <+TigerGeno> ITS A DICK IN YOUR ASS
[10:38pm] <+TigerGeno> its fucking gay
[10:38pm] <Marik_Ish> every guy ponders it at some point
[10:38pm] <RPDrookie> no
[10:38pm] <@NotEver> not me
[10:38pm] <RPDrookie> can't say that I have
[10:38pm] <Marik_Ish> pornstars do it
[10:38pm] <TimeFlip> not me
[10:38pm] <+TigerGeno> maybe a finger to probe your prostate but not a goddamn dildo man
[10:38pm] <RPDrookie> lol
[10:38pm] <@NotEver> ok that was gay
[10:38pm] <+TigerGeno> ever, don't go there
[10:38pm] <Marik_Ish> fingers are cool
[10:38pm] <+TigerGeno> prostate is the male gspot
[10:39pm] <TimeFlip> then go finger yourself
[10:39pm] <+TigerGeno> but a dildo 12 inches in is fuckin gay
[10:39pm] <Marik_Ish> too late
[10:39pm] <RPDrookie> this is hoolarious
[10:39pm] <Marik_Ish> 12 inches? wtf
[10:39pm] <Marik_Ish> that's gay
[10:39pm] <+TigerGeno> yeah shes gonna take you bloody
[10:39pm] <+TigerGeno> nazis don't fuck around
[10:39pm] <RPDrookie> I don't know what's more funny, this or Damn Cisco wanting to be in an orgy in college
[10:39pm] <Marik_Ish> a woman's strapon should be like 7 or 8
[10:39pm] <+TigerGeno> they kill millions
[10:39pm] <RPDrookie> lmao
[10:39pm] <+TigerGeno> and ram that shit all the way up there
[10:39pm] <Marik_Ish> would she hit me?
[10:39pm] <TimeFlip> Dear god he's fingering himself

[TimeFlip]

A random excursion to #sex

<Slash_h20> yall want tog et fucked in here don't ya lol
<Slash_h20> *to get
<TimeFlip> be sure to say hi to ducky
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<Slash_h20> yo who here wants to get fucked for there xmas present lol
<BalloonFi> stfu slash
<TimeFlip> shut up before you get buttraped
<TimeFlip> WITH NO LUBE
<Slash_h20> hey man i was fucking around
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<Slash_h20> It's a joke you mon you know
<TimeFlip> Next time you'll be fucking around
<TimeFlip> WITH NO LUBE
<Slash_h20> I got a dick not a lube and it's a BIG DICK
<TimeFlip> Yeah you got a big dick
<TimeFlip> Goes in your mouth, out your ass
<TimeFlip> DAMNZZZ @_@
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<Slash_h20> Yep that's right I GOT a BIG DICK and I GET MORE PUSSY THEN then santa gets more cookies lol
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<TimeFlip> So you're bi?
<TimeFlip> I see.
<Slash_h20> cause I'm a PLAYA
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<Slash_h20> no
<Slash_h20> I'm not
<Slash_h20> I'm straight
* Slash_h20 was kicked by SamSungX (flood)
<TimeFlip> I'm out too

[TigerGenocide]

That shit was great.

[TimeFlip]

* santa-cka sets mode: +v Slash_h20
<santa-cka> HAHA VIRUS
<santa-cka> NORTON MUST BE GOING BATSHIT INSANE!!!
<Slash_h20> yo man
<Slash_h20> i'm serious
<santa-cka> so am I
<Slash_h20> here why are you guys clowning me like this
<santa-cka> note the caps and bold
<Slash_h20> fuck I got a virus i'm here now
<Slash_h20> *on
<Athanasy> You didn't install the anti virus that comes with mIRC?
* sexvoice has quit IRC
<Slash_h20> what anti virus
<Slash_h20> it gave me some shit
<Slash_h20> then told me to registered
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<Athanasy> You were supposed to click the "Install Extra Components
<Slash_h20> what are you guys talking about anti virus I have a anti virus shit
<Athanasy> " box.
<Slash_h20> I did
<Slash_h20> I think
<Athanasy> When you do set up.
<Athanasy> Yeah but this one is specially made for mIRC.
<Slash_h20> Damn it so mIrch it fucks up
<Slash_h20> not your pc
<Athanasy> Now the only way you can get rid of it is if cka -V you.
<Slash_h20> you mean -plus you
<Slash_h20> see I got a plus on my name like jabert did
<Slash_h20> and Risu did
<Slash_h20> yikes 3 other people have it
<Slash_h20> damit
<TimeFlip> ha ha
<TimeFlip> Sucks for you
<Athanasy> Shoulda read what you installed, man.
<Slash_h20> well I think I installed evrthing
<Athanasy> Obviously, you didn't.
<TimeFlip> you should've cancelled the porno you were downloading
<TimeFlip> Took the time to RTFM
<Athanasy> lol
<Athanasy> Serious.
<Slash_h20> I wasn't downloading shit man
<TimeFlip> that's what they all say
<Slash_h20> I was only downloading IRC
<Athanasy> Well, you weren't reading shit either.
<Athanasy> Type "/hop"

[RowJoe]

Wow, some of that stuff is pure genius.

[Athanasy]

That Virus is hella deadly, Watch your back people.

[A] Is the only cure!

Too bad TimeFlip could only post so much...

[Pained Auron]

[8:36pm] <fuck_you> IRC needs a fucking Trannie smiley.
[8:36pm] <Athanasy> ...
[8:37pm] <Athanasy> I don't think anyone wants to recreate Jay's face as an emoticon.

[Mystic_bash]

Cabron, You posted that already. But I still cant get enough of it. Damnit I wish I had the posts from that one night where amazed took over the ops. Someone find them!

[4neqs]

<Athanasy> Jay?
<BalloonFi> lol the obese cosplayer
<OrangeCat> TOSSING OF SALADS?
<OrangeCat> HOLY SHIT.
<NotEver> and she made him dress up as tidus
<Athanasy> lmao
<OrangeCat> What did you use Jay?
<OrangeCat> your WANG TONGS?
<OrangeCat> TWO IN EACH HAND?
<Athanasy> Did she go overdrive on you?
<Viscant> http://yuna.leonhart.net/w-yuna/w-yuna10new.jpg <--- THIS IS NOT FAT
<Athanasy> Did she make you summon your aeon?
<Viscant> it's cthulhu level evil
<Viscant> but not fat
*** Tflip is now known as TimeFlip
<OrangeCat> and when we mean aeon.
<NotEver> he worshipped her
<OrangeCat> we mean strap-aeon
<NotEver> we mean dildo
<Viscant> .......
<Athanasy> rofl
<Athanasy> R-O-F-L
<Athanasy> Strap-Aeon.
<Viscant> i'll send her to your houses
<OrangeCat> It must have been of BAHAMUT SIZED greatness.
<Viscant> then we'll see who's laughing
<NotEver> no one knows where i live
<NotEver> shut up jay
<Athanasy> Aye, same here.
<Athanasy> My house travels.
<Athanasy> DOWN THE CORNER OF STREETS
<Viscant> i'll just ask ricky
<Viscant> he makes house calls to you
<OrangeCat> LOL
<OrangeCat> more like "I'll do Ricky a favor"
<NotEver> shut up jay
<Athanasy> lololol
<OrangeCat> and by favor we mean "the whole 9 gay"
<Athanasy> hahah
<TimeFlip> more like the whole 69 gay

[R.P.D rookie]

Wherever Juvenile is, he'd be proud:

<BalloonFi> FUCK HURRY UP AND GET BACK ON AIM ATHAN
<RPDrookie> well it is a Tuesday
<RPDrookie> that's why Athan is cautious about getting on AIM
<BalloonFi> he was just on
<BalloonFi> then we were doing zsnes
<BalloonFi> and mine fucked up
<[K]zGGPO> rpd whats that suppose to mean
<RPDrookie> well....
<RPDrookie> according to Juvenile from Cash Money
<[K]zGGPO> ok enuff
<RPDrookie> "On tuesdays and thurdays, you better watch for the sweep...."
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<[K]zGGPO> oooohhhh
<[K]zGGPO> omg
<RPDrookie> "Those white folks be actin' an ass if they catch you on the street..."
<RPDrookie> so
<Athanasy> KZ
<RPDrookie> that's the way I see it
<[K]zGGPO> ATH, DIDN'T U HEED THE WORDS OF JUVENILE??!!!
<Athanasy> Stop biting my [] plz.
<RPDrookie> lmao

[epsilon_]

<rsigley> when i rub my cat's tummy he gets an erection, am i obligated to "finish" him off?
<rsigley> or should i just leave him hanging
<RPDrookie> oh boy
<rsigley> i don't do it on purpose
<Angelw0rk> lol
<rsigley> but like i feel bad
<Angelw0rk> sure you dont
<DelicousJ> LOL
<B133TN3SS> haha
<B133TN3SS> omfg
<B133TN3SS> sig
<Angelw0rk> your so naughty

[S.a.g.a]

OG Hiryu > All of you punk bitches.

<Hiryu> PUT THAT SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH AND SMOKE THAT DICK, SON.
<Hiryu> SHUT IT.<Athanasy> TEMARI HAS SEXUAL PRIORITY TO SHIKAMARU*
<Hiryu> Athan, I'll own you again street style.
<RPDrookie> Fuck em' up in the street!
<Hiryu> RC SCARLET SPIDER WITH IMPACT WEBBING ASSIST.
<Hiryu> NOW THAT IS FUCKING STREET.<Hiryu> JUST LIKE ATHAN.
<Athanasy> YOU CANT BEAT AMAZING BAG MAN
<Hiryu> A LOSER.
<RPDrookie> lol
<Athanasy> ON THE STREETS
<Athanasy> HE BE FROM THE GHETTO
<Hiryu> Yes, I can, Athan.
<Athanasy> FALLBACK SAGA
<Athanasy> FALLBACK
<Hiryu> All I have to do is sprinkle some crack on him and your dick.
<NotEver> I CAN TYPE IN CAPS TOO!!!!!!!!!!
<Hiryu> He'll be busy for days.
<Angelw0rk> LOL
<Hiryu> GGPO.
<HellSap> lol
<Hiryu> OOPS.
<Hiryu> I OWNED YOU AGAIN.<Athanasy> DONT MAKE ME BUST OUT MY FROZEN ZOURS
<Hiryu> ...Somehow... I doubt HE even knows what he's talking about now.
<Athanasy> SOMEHOW
<Hiryu> The ass kicking was so savage, he lost his memory.<Hiryu> <[A][A][A]> Hiryu is a dummyhead.
<Hiryu> <[A][A][A]> That likes cooties
<Hiryu> This is all I see.
<Hiryu> "I love Hiryu."
<Hiryu> "Hiryu should inpreg my mother."
<Hiryu> "Please Hiryu, own me again."
<[A][A][A]> Hiryu should stuff his mouth with peanut butter and make omlets.
<Hiryu> "Hiryu, I swear I'll leave you alone if you let me smell your boxers."
<Hiryu> "Pretty please?"<Hiryu> God damn, I'ma shut up now.
<Hiryu> I'm starting to feel guilty for beasting this much.
<[A][A][A]> YOU SHUT UP
<[A][A][A]> I WIN
<NotEver> <[A][A][A]> Hiryu should stuff his mouth with watermelon and make fried chicken. <---- fixed it for you
* [A][A][A] is now known as Athanasy
<NotEver> it's sad when I have to help you
<Hiryu> It really is.<ducky> fuck white people
<ducky> FUCK EM
<Hiryu> ...Ducky, you're asian so I'll be nice about this. It's not "white people" is "fucking saltine ass cracker fuckers that manage Saturn car dealerships."
<NotEver> in other words ducky, pryde<NotEver> let these crackers eat their beef wellington in peace<B133TN3SS> stop with the bullshit
<B133TN3SS> your making me go fatter!
<Hiryu> Fatty in denial. HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
<Angelw0rk> he is the hill saga<B133TN3SS> jay has a vagina
<B133TN3SS> haha angel
<NotEver> na
<NotEver> jay's just a ***
<Viscant> ....
<ducky> jay isn't a ***... he's bi
<Hiryu> With a plastic vagina he stole from Wal-Mart which is actually a car battery wrapped around some Mcdonalds napkins and some disposible gloves.
<B133TN3SS> OMFG! STOP BEASTING<Viscant> I DID NOT DOWNLOAD THAT MONSTROSITY
<Hiryu> <Viscant> I DID NOT DOWNLOAD THAT MONSTROSITY <<< What did you mother do for a Klondike bar THIS time?
<BalloonFi> lol
<Angelw0rk> wow
<B133TN3SS> HAHA<B133TN3SS> tacochan
<B133TN3SS> ?
<Hiryu> Hold on, fuckers.
<Hiryu> I'll upload a picture for you so you won't be able to harass her.
<NotEver> don't do it
<Hiryu> Ever, it can't be traced back to her.
<NotEver> no
<Hiryu> See how overprotective he is?
<Hiryu> Like a lamb taking care of a 7 Eleven.
<Hiryu> It doesn't make any damn sense at times.<Hiryu> LMAO. I heard on the news that Jet broke something saving his daughter during the Tsunami or something like that.
<DelicousJ> yeah
<Angelw0rk> prolly a brick wall or something
<DelicousJ> that is SO yesterday
<B133TN3SS> lol
<Hiryu> Haha. Probably tried to run up it, Angel.
<B133TN3SS> angel
<Hiryu> You know, out of instinct.<Angelw0rk> wheres this tacochan
<Angelw0rk> i need to jerk
<Hiryu> You'd jerk off to a butterfly if it had "Jessica Alba" written on a piece of paper tapped to its wings.<B133TN3SS> most mexicans arent fat
<B133TN3SS> its the white people who are fat
<Hiryu> It's always the white people, Bl33T.
<Hiryu> They bring it on themselves.
<B133TN3SS> thats why you see guys 300+ riding on little bikes
<B133TN3SS> good point hiryu
<Hiryu> And with every inch, the bikes scream a little more.
<B133TN3SS> lol<Angelw0rk> hiryu post that pic while ever is masterbting
<Hiryu> LMAO.
<Hiryu> I can't, man.
<Hiryu> He'll bitch up a shitstorm.
<NotEver> angel you fucking ******
<Hiryu> LMAO.
<B133TN3SS> hes done you guys
<Hiryu> Ever is pissed.
<Hiryu> His "old faithful" must have sprayed off some seltzer, Bleet.<DelicousJ> you seem a little defensive about the subject
<DelicousJ> so ill go ahead and assume you arent
<Hiryu> I'm defensive because people don't have a right to own pictures if they haven't posted themselves.
<cka> kinda like how black people aren't allowed to own expensive stuff when they don't have jobs
<cka> yet they do anyway
<Hiryu> See?
<Hiryu> cka gets the system.
<Hiryu> Because he's a twenty something black man trapped in a hippies body with the personality of a 65 year old Vietnam War veteran.

[Pained Auron]

i like how you left out the part where your ownage streak ended

[S.a.g.a]

i like how you left out the part where your ownage streak ended

<NotEver> but
<NotEver> jen still likes me better than you
<NotEver> so...............
<Hiryu> But...
<Angelw0rk> is this jen broad even cute
<Hiryu> Jen still hasn't given you sex.
<Hiryu> OH SHIT.
<NotEver> that is true
<Hiryu> IT'S A DRAW.
<Hiryu> Damn you Ever.
<Angelw0rk> isnt she the one with all the shit in her mouth
<Hiryu> Fucking contender.
<Hiryu> Broke my owning streak.
Hmm? ...Huh? Oh? What? I believe that was the sound of you shutting the fuck up.

[angelpalm]

and then came the sound of one hand fapping

[S.a.g.a]

and then came the sound of one hand fapping

By the mexican, no doubt.

[Fenrir171]

<+PDATHAN> Does she have a nice ass?
<+TGenome> I have that site bookmarked
<@NotEver> yes
<@NotEver> jay does too

[Athanasy]

<NotEver> who has bigger tits?
<NotEver> nessa or milla jovovich?
<Viscant> kz
<PDATHAN> ROFL

<Wolfwood> <+PDATHAN> Does she have a nice ass?
<Wolfwood> [12:10am] <@NotEver> yes
<Wolfwood> [12:10am] <@NotEver> jay does too

[Pained Auron]

get it right athan

[11:09pm] <@Wolfwood> [12:10am] <+TGenome> I have that site bookmarked
[11:09pm] <@Wolfwood> [12:10am] <@NotEver> yes
[11:09pm] <@Wolfwood> [12:10am] <@NotEver> jay does too

[OrangeCat]

Shit Hiryu, I haven't laughed at such great beasting in a long time.

OC

[S.a.g.a]

Shit Hiryu, I haven't laughed at such great beasting in a long time.

OC

Why thank you. We do what we can do when we can do it.

[Mystic_bash]

<B133TN3SS> quarters are skinnier
<Marik_Ish> oh I see, skinnier...
<B133TN3SS> yes skinnier
<Marik_Ish> Matt, did he freak out?
<B133TN3SS> like you like your women right?
<B133TN3SS> skinny as hell, with no meat whatsoever
<Marik_Ish> huh? women don't have to be skinny for me Bl33t
<B133TN3SS> matt, what woulda happened if you just asked him for it
<B133TN3SS> yes, skinny women are no longer attractive
<Marik_Ish> they aren't?
<B133TN3SS> average sized women are whats in
<B133TN3SS> no
<B133TN3SS> skinny as in weigh less than 120, no
<Marik_Ish> I like women that look good, long as they aren't 500 lbs
<B133TN3SS> so they can be 499 pounds and youd hit it?
<Marik_Ish> no no no
<B133TN3SS> NO
<B133TN3SS> THATS WHAT YOU SAID
<Marik_Ish> dude, i used that as an example weight
<B133TN3SS> stfu
<B133TN3SS> you like em BIG
<Marik_Ish> I don't even go by weight, I just go by how her body looks, if it doesn't look bad who cares what the numerical weight is
<B133TN3SS> so she can be 499 and youd hit it?
<OrangeCat> <Marik_Ish> I like women that look good, long as they aren't 500 lb
<OrangeCat> how can you even say
<Ex_Matt> we made him go against his will
<B133TN3SS> ima put that shit in the srkgd thread
<OrangeCat> <Marik_Ish> I don't even go by weight
<Ex_Matt> no we just needed a cell phone
<OrangeCat> That's just stupid.
<B133TN3SS> haha
<OrangeCat> you give us a number...then you say OH I DON'T GO BY WEIGHT.
<RoseFOOD> you care what the numerical weight is
<Ex_Matt> it was a good time, hit on university chicks, visited with friends
<Ex_Matt> played some football and came home
<OrangeCat> It's either one or another Bloody.
<RoseFOOD> when she wants to get on top and you feel your femurs cracking
<B133TN3SS> nice
<Marik_Ish> well, when I say go by weight, I mean I don't expect a woman to have a certain numerical weight. if a girl was 140lbs I wouldn't reject her because of it
<B133TN3SS> haha viscant
<OrangeCat> There you go again....you going by weight.
<Marik_Ish> huh?
<Marik_Ish> I used 500lbs as a numerical example
<OrangeCat> And viscant, he would much rather hear staffs cracking in his ass.
<OrangeCat> Yuna staffs.
<Marik_Ish> I simply mean I am not interested in obese women

Haha bloody loves the fat bitches...

[angelpalm]

<FMJaguar> what did you eat
<Viscant> my diet doesnt contain enough vitamin penis
<bongGONE> .................................................
<bongGONE> the gay never ends here on #srkgd
<Viscant> i'm definitley not getting my daily recommend amount of semen
<Viscant> i look pale
<Viscant> maybe i'll just have a milkshake as a substitute
<FMJaguar> ha=
<Viscant> now, i just have to find a horse





<Viscant> right after i finish flossing my ass
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<Viscant> damn, vasoline is sticky!

<Viscant> my keyboard smells like a diaper

<Viscant> http://www.clublaugh.com/item.php?id=1043 <---puce

<Viscant> a grown man farting in my face when i'm licking beneath his balls is the second most offensive thing thats happened to me this week
<Viscant> you DON'T wanna know the first

[KrassHole]

<Viscant> i use my car to drive me wherever i want to go
<Viscant> my car is my penis
<Viscant> you are not your car
<Ex_Matt> so drive it up your ass

[OrangeCat]

* Topic is 'hahaha http://www.fighters.net | Mention of Shaq = bandom'
* Set by Gandido!~gandido@64.237.153.240 on Thu Jan 06 11:46:42

NOTICE THE TOPIC.

<bongers> Damn, have to wait until Tuesday to get my mp3 player.
<bongers> Gay
<epsilon_> :o
<McOrange> hey bong..who's that really tall basketball player?
<bongers> Yao Ming?
<McOrange> that used to be on the lakers..but got traded?
<bongers> Oh.
<bongers> The arab guy?
<McOrange> Nope.
<Gandido> Vlade Divac
<Gandido> ?
<epsilon_> shaq
<Gandido> ...
<bongers> Lol.
<epsilon_> ? lol
<McOrange> Bye epsilon.
* Gandido sets mode: +b *!*@AC85C903.ipt.aol.com
<epsilon_> i hope you dont mean shaq
<bongers> LOL
* epsilon_ was kicked by Gandido (Shaq Ban)
<McOrange> YES!
* Gandido changes topic to 'hahaha http://www.fighters.net | Mention of Shaq = bandom | epsilon = baited.com'
<bongers> Lol, shaq ban.
<McOrange> HA HA HA.
<bongers> That's fucking hilarious.
<McOrange> That's going tin SRKgd's top ten classics

[OrangeCat]

Victim #2

<Orange[A]> Hey..athan.
<Athanasy> Why is everybody whoring out my [A]?
<Orange[A]> who was that guy...who got traded.
<Orange[A]> in basketball.
<Athanasy> WHASHRE MATTER
<Athanasy> I don't watch basketball.
<Gandido> huge black guy
<Orange[A]> From LA to somewhere else.
<[A]Mikey> Gary Payton?
* Athanasy is now known as OG[A]
<Orange[A]> No he had his own video game.
<Orange[A]> it was a fighter.
<Orange[A]> I forget.
<OG[A]> Shaq
<Orange[A]> Jesus Christ.
* Gandido sets mode: +b *!*@uslink-66.173.38-56.uslink.net
<OG[A]> Shaquille Oniel
<Orange[A]> Bye athan.
<OG[A]> Or something
<[A]Mikey> haha
<OG[A]> like that
* OG[A] was kicked by Gandido (Shaq ban)
<Orange[A]> LOL
<Orange[A]> YES.
* Gandido changes topic to 'hahaha http://www.fighters.net | Mention of Shaq = bandom | epsilon + Athan = baited.com'
* Orange[A] high fives Gandido.
* Gandido sets mode: -b *!*@uslink-66.173.38-56.uslink.net
<Orange[A]> Damn man....at this rate we'll have a fucking list.

[OrangeCat]

Sadly SIC didn't take the bait:
<Orange[A]> Sic what are you talking about man? ****? Shit?
<Orange[A]> fuck?
<Orange[A]> cunt?
<G[A]ndido> sic
<Athanasy> SIC AIM PLZ
<G[A]ndido> whos that guy that got traded
<G[A]ndido> from la
<DLJoe> Yay new jams.
<xSicx> Topic is 'hahaha http://www.fighters.net | Mention of **** = bandom | epsilon + Athan = baited.com'
<Orange[A]> I don't know.
<HellSap> lol
<Athanasy> love shack.....
<Orange[A]> man...do you guys know why the fuck the Laker's won't win this year?
<HellSap> Athanasy - damn, I was thinking the same thing
<Orange[A]> Do you know why hellsap?
<Orange[A]> how about you athan?
<Orange[A]> or sic?
<Orange[A]> you know why?
<Athanasy> Because I am godly.
<xSicx> cause they suck
<HellSap> aliens
<Orange[A]> because they traded one important guy.
<Orange[A]> who was it?
<Orange[A]> OH YEAH LET ME HEAR IT MOFOS.
<HellSap> I dunno!!!
<Athanasy> Blame the canadians.
<HellSap> kobe?
<HellSap> hahaha
<xSicx> its cause kobe raped a bitch in the ass
<Athanasy> The person who got the coach fired?
<Orange[A]> No the OTHER guy
<Orange[A]> he went to miami.
<HellSap> what was his name?
<Orange[A]> taller than Kobe.
<xSicx> made him weak in the knees
<Athanasy> Will Smith?
<HellSap> yeah, I think he left to be a movie star, shoulda stayed pro!
<Athanasy> Yeah, then he did that whole song about Miami.
<Orange[A]> Fuck.....It's on the tip of my tongue.
<Orange[A]> he did all thsoe Taco Bell commercials.
<Athanasy> Jiggy Will?
<HellSap> man, o'niel is great in stargate
<Athanasy> Yeah he is.
* HellSap was kicked by G[A]ndido (____ O'neil.)
<Athanasy> lmao
<xSicx> LMAO
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<Athanasy> gandido
<Athanasy> wrong oniel
<HellSap> lol, wtf
<Orange[A]> THAT WAS AGAINST THE RULES.
<Eulogy> DId you guys ever play his pinball game?

BUT VICIOUS SLASH DID.


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<Athanasy> HES TALKING ABOUT A SHORT WHITE MAN
<Orange[A]> Hey slash.
<SUB-0> hellsap whats with those rules in that lb2 tourney thread
<Orange[A]> who got traded from LA to Miami.
<Orange[A]> I forget......
<HellSap> those are glitches
<ViciousSL> yo
<Orange[A]> It's basically the reason they aren't going to win this year.
<ViciousSL> shaq
<ViciousSL> just shaq
<Orange[A]> Bye Slash.
* G[A]ndido sets mode: +b *!*@user-2inik50.dialup.mindspring.com
<HellSap> llol
* ViciousSL was kicked by G[A]ndido (Shaq ban)
<xSicx> rofl
<Athanasy> THE CRUELTY IS RELENTLESS
* Orange[A] notches another one off the belt.

[Rage02fire]

KICK ME OUT FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[OrangeCat]

AkumaTX is no fool

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<Orange[A]> AKumaTX.
<Orange[A]> how are you?
<Akumatx> stupid mirc wont install on laptop
<DLJoe> Sexy parties!
<Akumatx> good
<Orange[A]> Do you remember that guy....who got traded to the Miami heat from the Lakers?
<Smithy> hi
<DLJoe> Smack...
<Akumatx> yes and im not stupid
<DLJoe> Slack...
<Akumatx> i read topics
<DLJoe> Spack...
<Orange[A]> Hmmmm....but seriously though.
<Akumatx> FU
<Orange[A]> who was that guy? He was big.....
<Akumatx> FU
<Orange[A]> LOL
<Derez-> uh duh
<Akumatx> Sh** FU
<Orange[A]> YOU ARE NO FOOL AKUMA.
<Derez-> it was kazaam
<Akumatx> STEEL
<Orange[A]> Holy shit.
<Orange[A]> steel.
<Derez-> it was that one dude from that awesome fighting game
<Derez-> SPACK FU

BUT SLASH IS

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<Derez-> on genesis
<Orange[A]> Does slash know?
<Akumatx> slash should know
<Orange[A]> slash H20?
<Athanasy> it rhymed oc
<Athanasy> +3
<Akumatx> hey slash who starred in Kazaam
<slash_h20> WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTT
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<slash_h20> shaq attack that's who
<Orange[A]> LOL
<Orange[A]> bye slash.
* NoMeansNo sets mode: +b *!*@ACA7831D.ipt.aol.com
<Akumatx> :)
* slash_h20 was kicked by NoMeansNo (Shaq Ban)
<Orange[A]> Man that never gets old...yet.
* NoMeansNo changes topic to 'hahaha http://www.fighters.net | Mention of Shaq = bandom | epsilon + Athan + ViciousSL + slash_h20 = baited.com'
<Orange[A]> but I can feel it coming.
<NoMeansNo> lol

OC

[BuRn|NgVx]

omgwtfbbq. that shit is too good.

[Fenrir171]

dunno why... but i found this pretty funny...


[6:24pm] <@Gandido> BECAUSE THE WORLD IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
[6:24pm] <Emojin> -_-
[6:24pm] <@bongers> I wish I had a pic. =(
[6:24pm] <@bongers> But I don't.
[6:24pm] <@Philth> its about me
[6:24pm] <@Philth> bitches
[6:24pm] <@Gandido> EXACTLY.
[6:24pm] <@Wolfwood> heh
[6:24pm] <@bongers> He posted up some website with pics of her like a year ago.
[6:24pm] <@Gandido> It's ABOUT A TOKING WHITE ASIAN MOTHAFUCKA
[6:24pm] <@Gandido> not some emo from gaia.

[Emojin]

dunno why... but i found this pretty funny...


[6:24pm] <@Gandido> BECAUSE THE WORLD IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
[6:24pm] <Emojin> -_-
[6:24pm] <@bongers> I wish I had a pic. =(
[6:24pm] <@bongers> But I don't.
[6:24pm] <@Philth> its about me
[6:24pm] <@Philth> bitches
[6:24pm] <@Gandido> EXACTLY.
[6:24pm] <@Wolfwood> heh
[6:24pm] <@bongers> He posted up some website with pics of her like a year ago.
[6:24pm] <@Gandido> It's ABOUT A TOKING WHITE ASIAN MOTHAFUCKA
[6:24pm] <@Gandido> not some emo from gaia.
Hey, I'm on there! Whee! :D

[4neqs]

http://www.fighters.net/


LMFAO. (fillerletters)

[OrangeCat]

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<OrangeCat> Cano2K
<Viscant> the pastrami burger at carl's jr
<OrangeCat> more like Anal2K
<Viscant> is potentially the best food ever to exist on the planet
<Viscant> i need to be alone with the sandwich now
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[KrassHole]

<Philth> I heard Ever's dad was T.Hawk!

[Athanasy]

<RoseVODKA> i will have fun raping boys in the ass
<RoseVODKA> you have fun playing dbz games
<RoseVODKA> strangely your hobby is gayer than mine

[9TNine]

<tyram> can anyone answer a question i have about dagonball z hyper dimension
<tyram> does anone in here play the game
<tyram> i need some help
<tyram> in practice mode i can do the spiriyt bomb with goku but when i am in vs. mode i can not do it for shit do you have any idea whay.
<tyram> my freind and i both cant do it
<tyram> but in practice we can do the super move all day
<tyram> what is the problem with that do i need to do anything special or what
<tyram> i dont get it
<tyram> dragonball z hyper dimension
<@RoseVODKA> tyram: remove the controller from the snes
<@RoseVODKA> and plug it into your friend's ass
<@RoseVODKA> since you both like that game
<@RoseVODKA> you'll both enjoy that even more
<tyram> im cool off that shit i am not gay and i dont want to here about any ass raping tips you have to give it sounds like you have alot of experionce though
<tyram> you have fun by yourself bro
<tyram> more power to you
<@RoseVODKA> i will have fun raping boys in the ass
<@RoseVODKA> you have fun playing dbz games
<@RoseVODKA> strangely your hobby is gayer than mine
<tyram> dbz is tight as hell man i dont know what could ever give you the idea that dbz is gay but whatever later

-9

[Higher-Jin]

Orange Cat: "I Just got banned from #capcom for saying i hate mc rib"

[OrangeCat]

<OrangeCat> OMFG KRASSHOLE DOESN'T CARE.
<OrangeCat> ALERT THE WORLD.
<OrangeCat> EPSILON IS PWNED.
<OrangeCat> COZ KRASSHOLE DOESN'T K A R E
* OrangeCat CARBEAR STARES.
<epsilon_> weeee care11!!1!!!
<epsilon_> remeber the carebears movie? lol
<OrangeCat> isn't that the one.
<OrangeCat> when the carebears meet their mutated cousins?
<OrangeCat> the animal carebears?
<epsilon_> not that i remeber lol
<OrangeCat> I have a twisted memory.
<OrangeCat> they end up in a haunted house.
<OrangeCat> and two "normies" aka human children help them up.
<epsilon_> i saw the one with a kid at camp
<epsilon_> and there was this monster thing
<epsilon_> and the monster captured the kid
<OrangeCat> man what fucking universe did YOU grow up in?
<epsilon_> and then the bears use the tummy beams
<OrangeCat> fucking NON-HOMO-SAFE CAREBEAR APPROVED CHRISTIAN MOVIE?
<epsilon_> the good one
<OrangeCat> All carebear movies are latent homosexual manifestations of their creators.
<OrangeCat> either that or the fallout of the peace movement of the 60's.
<OrangeCat> Like seriously...my little pony?
<epsilon_> pretty much
<Risu> i love my little pony
<OrangeCat> Even He-Man was village people circa MIDIEVAL POWER.
<epsilon_> my little pony was gay as shit
<Risu> i'm a girl though, and almost all the ponies were girls
<epsilon_> with the ponies with the stamps on their asses
<Risu> so how is it gay
<epsilon_> i was a big ninja turtles fan
<OrangeCat> Risu the only reason you like my little pony is that the unicorns on that show were phallic representaitons of your sexual lust.
<Risu> so was i
<OrangeCat> for all girls that is.
<epsilon_> i sitll have a bunch of turtle action figures
<OrangeCat> not just you.
<epsilon_> uhh just the whole show screamed, if youre a boy and watching this
<OrangeCat> Wait...if horses are called ponies.
<epsilon_> youre gay
<Risu> one time when i was 7 i was playing unicorns with this little girl who lived next door and her mom came out and told me i could go to hell for it because unicorns were a symbol of lesbianism.
<Risu> ep did you have the pizza shooter van?
<OrangeCat> are unicorns called UNICORNIES?
<Risu> no

[I Am Lothar]

<?> I wish Sailor Moon was real
<?> because then i would commit crimes like crazy
<?> so some scantily clad big breasted teen girls would come to stop me

Guess who said this?

[TimeFlip]

Found this funny:

<TimeFlip> god
<TimeFlip> i'm going to have to get someone one day
<TimeFlip> what was the name of that blue kid on the tv show doug?
<TimeFlip> peter?
* Dasrik changes topic to 'SKEET = +B except for ops | <B133TN3SS> bleet will exchange sex for vocal awe of she'
<McDollar> skeeter
<McDollar> honk honk
<Dasrik> ...
<Dasrik> that was low
<Viscant> hahaha
<Dasrik> i'm not doing a repeat of that little incident
<Viscant> NO MORE SHAQUILLE BAITING
<TimeFlip> at least this one has more variety

[Higher-Jin]

<epsilon_> damn im perm banned from#capcom
<epsilon_> wiz doesnt like me
> i hear alot of people are
> you make fun of mc ribs?
<epsilon_> yup
> don't ever diss mc ribs
<epsilon_> fuck mc ribs
> he's nut for those mc ribs
> never had em
> lol
> nuts
<epsilon_> im deliciousJ from last night btw
> LOL
that makes sense
> i was like
> hmm
<epsilon_> i already told you what they're made out of
> 2 people
<OrangeCat> I;m going to go in there...and yell I HATE THE MCRIB!
> anti mc rib, banned from capcom
> LOL have fun being banned
> soooo
> what are they made of?
> penis or something?
<epsilon_> vagina actually
> ...
> hahahaha
> i'm hungry
> later you guys
> :P
> jk
<epsilon_> lol
> that's pretty funny

*meanwhile in #capcom


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<OrangeCat> I HATE THE MCRIB!
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<OrangeCat> There I did it.
> yea
> he did
> lol
> * OrangeCat (Darthball@fj104-155.pris.bc.ca) has left #capcom
> did you get banned or leave?
<OrangeCat> I left
> lol
> i was going to yell
> YOU FOOL!
> lol
> :P
> or
> INFADEL!
> the wizard will have your head
> damn mc ribs
> lol
<epsilon_> lol
<epsilon_> wiz is mean
<epsilon_> well really all ops are mean
> really?
> that sucks
<epsilon_> ive never been perm banned though
<epsilon_> lets see, i think trag kinda likes me
<epsilon_> everyone else can usually stand me
<OrangeCat> The thingis...pig fuckers deservered to be banned.
<epsilon_> ski bannes me alot

*suddenly


* MrWizard (~mrwizard@66.225.247.194) has joined #srkgd
<MrWizard> orangecat
<epsilon_> wix
<epsilon_> wtf
<OrangeCat> yeah?
> LOL
<epsilon_> let me back in dude
<MrWizard> you are a schmuck
> wizard
* MrWizard (~mrwizard@66.225.247.194) has left #srkgd
> HAhahahaha
> ahahhha
> ahha
> oh
> oh
> too good
<epsilon_> fucking bastar
> hahahah
<epsilon_> d
> hahaha
> lol
<epsilon_> i hate that guy
> the wizard had your head
> lol
> hahaha
<epsilon_> if he didnt run srk
<epsilon_> id flame him all the time
<epsilon_> too bad i always go to srk
> *whipes tear from eye
> it's true
> he really does care about mc ribs
> lol
<OrangeCat> LOL my address is banned.
<epsilon_> i guess i could use a proxy
<epsilon_> and a different s/n
> dude i coulda told you that was going to happen
<epsilon_> i dont care that much though
> LOL but i iddn't think he'd really care
> Hahhahaha
> that's too good man
<OrangeCat> do NOT test the wizard.
> lol
> i'm going to post this up on herv
<OrangeCat> I DEMAND EVERYONE GO INTO #CAPCOM AND DECLARE THEY HATE THE MCRIB
> ... LOL
> you do it yourself
<epsilon_> seriously
> i aint' getting banned
> :P
<epsilon_> lol
<OrangeCat> I already did you mofo.
<OrangeCat> and I gots banned.
-----------------------------------------------------

More on the subject of my banning:


<epsilon_> fight the power
> i know
<OrangeCat> it's like a trial of fire.
> lol i was never much of a rebel
<OrangeCat> yeah I figured you to be a pussy.
> i wonder what will happen if i say mc ribs rock
<OrangeCat> a big orange pussy.
> yea that wont' work on me
<epsilon_> he'll still ban you
<epsilon_> lol
<OrangeCat> YOu'd prolly get modded.
> LOL
> hahahahhaha
> i'd like to say it
> but LOL i know what'll happen
<OrangeCat> @HJ-Higher
> usually i'd do that to see what'll happen
> bu ti already know
> i'm sorry oc
> sorry that happened
> but it's pretty funny though right?
<OrangeCat> I'll fucking kill you....at least kickban you.
<OrangeCat> KICKBAN YOUR ASS FROM MY CHANNEL.
> this is your channel?
> O_o
> you dont' even have voice tho
> lol
<OrangeCat> No from another channel.
<OrangeCat> called "HigherJinwillbebanned"
> =/ i prolly would never go there
> seems like there's already a anti me sentiment
> there
<OrangeCat> oh yeah, you'll know your fate there.
> hmmm

*meanwhile

Now talking in #higherjinwillbebanned

*sees OrangeCat as the mod

> Heh heh heh O_o Hi?

#HigherJinWillBeBanned unable to join channel (address is banned)

> You bastard
<OrangeCat> HA HA HA....I got my revenge.
> i didnt' think you'd actually make it
> lol
<OrangeCat> well I did.
<OrangeCat> you crazy ass mofo.
> i also didn't think
> wizard would come here
> clal you a smuck and ban you
> but lol that happened to
<OrangeCat> I have that kinda charisma like that.
> lol
* YZS-BBL is now known as Youzansen
> i'm going to get banned but you guys have to tell me how i can rejoin the channel later
> :P
> i'm going to ask the wizard if he was just looking for a excuse to ban you
> or if he really likes mc ribs
<OrangeCat> I think it's the both.
<OrangeCat> the mcribbage is merely a catalyste.
<epsilon_> im fucking perm banned
> that fucking sucks
<epsilon_> that gay
> LOL
<epsilon_> i dont like wiz anymore
<epsilon_> i used to think he was ok
> hahaha
> that is kinda bad
<epsilon_> now im like uhh you perm ban me over a fucking shitty sandwich
<epsilon_> so i dont really care
<OrangeCat> HEY FUCK YOU....OR I'LL BAN YOU FROM #HIGHERJINWILLBEBANNED as well.
<OrangeCat> althought that would not have quite the same effect.
<OrangeCat> as opposed to say..banning you from #epsilonwillbebanned.
<epsilon_> heh yeah
<epsilon_> i only talk to skisonic and jinrai anyway
<epsilon_> and sometimes choi
<epsilon_> thats about it
> i'm posting this at eleet speek
<Angelw0rk> you are all gay
<Angelw0rk> whos banned?
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<OrangeCat> I am.
<OrangeCat> from #capcom
<OrangeCat> angel work...go in there and declare taht you hate the McRib.
<OrangeCat> you'll get modded.
<OrangeCat> you see what I did was test Wizard's patience by saying I love the Mcrib and think it rocks.
<OrangeCat> but he don't like that shit AT ALL>
<epsilon_> i am too
<Angelw0rk> lol
<epsilon_> mcribs suck
<epsilon_> fight the mcrib
<Angelw0rk> i think i was banned years ago
<Angelw0rk> is it on efnet?
<epsilon_> yes
<OrangeCat> was it about the same time you started to fuck pigs?
<OrangeCat> because that could be a correlation.
<epsilon_> i get banned by skisonic and wiz the most
<OrangeCat> I don't know..it's just me.
<epsilon_> this is the 1st time ive been permbanned though
<Angelw0rk> your mother wouldnt like to her you talk about her like that

[Forever]

<OrangeCat> anal electricution in a fridge down the street, better go catch it.
<InfinityP> LOL

[Fenrir171]

<Javi> I hear Buktooth has a rash in a not-so nice place.
<Fenrir171> javi that was the most random comment ive ever seen...
<True_Tech> wtf
<ChoiBoy> Javi is a pimp
<gUMBy77> mexi pimp
<gUMBy77> get it right
<True_Tech> who is discussing buktooth's rash like its a rumor
<@Buktooth> SHH
<ChoiBoy> buk is itching...
<@Buktooth> i got it from a certain relative of javi
<Fenrir171> hhahaha
<ParryPers> LOL


and...



[11:58am] <@FMJaguar> Javi: your getting married?
[11:58am] <epsilon_> "rushdown" doesnt win tourneys
[11:58am] <ParryPers> maybe no a rushdown.
[11:58am] <True_Tech> unless its like
[11:58am] <True_Tech> hugo
[11:58am] <ParryPers> Maybe more like alot of pressure
[11:58am] <epsilon_> yang isnt played to make openings
[11:58am] <epsilon_> hes played to force mistakes
[11:58am] <Javi> FMJaguar: I call it being bound to a contract in which there are no loopholes, except death.
[11:58am] <ParryPers> i'm TRYING man.
[11:58am] <@FMJaguar> Javi: is this contract with a woman

[Mystic_bash]

You fuckin bitches! Watch when I have ops! Ima bring a whole new defenition of owned to you bastards!



























Btw anyone find the vocal awe of she?

[holler mcdollar]

haha man i need to start talking in there more often.

[KrassHole]

<B133TN3SS> was it gay porn?
<B133TN3SS> ive had some

[Mystic_bash]

<NotEver> what did you get christinessa?
<B133TN3SS> depending on how much you take
<Hiryuness> Skin.
<B133TN3SS> HAHA
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<Viscant> i got her a dozen roses
<Viscant> i baked cookies
<Viscant> i got her a mandala book
<Viscant> and i got her a potato
<Hiryuness> ...
<Hiryuness> You freakin' woman.
<Viscant> ...
<NotEver> what did you get christinessa?
<Viscant> what's womanly there?
<cka> wow that potato just tops off the list
<B133TN3SS> a potato?
<Viscant> well the potato is symbolic
<B133TN3SS> hahahahahahaha
<Hiryuness> What man openly admits to baking COOKIES...
<Hiryuness> FOR THEIR WOMAN?
<Hiryuness> ...Loser.
<B133TN3SS> dude
<B133TN3SS> its jay
<B133TN3SS> what the hell do you expect
<cka> I guess you were on your way over there and stopped at the fucking grocery store to buy something for her
<cka> that's classy
<Hiryuness> Apparently.
<B133TN3SS> a potato though?
<B133TN3SS> wtf!
<Viscant> the potato symbolizes true love and devotion
<NotEver> shristine will now be reffered to as christinessa
<B133TN3SS> by what?
<B133TN3SS> that it can power a clock?
<Hiryuness> He probably didn't actually MAKE the dough.
<cka> it symbolizes a vegetable made out of DIRT
<Viscant> roses wither and die
<B133TN3SS> goes good with gravy?
<Hiryuness> LMAO.
<B133TN3SS> or sour cream
<Hiryuness> cka is beasting.
<Viscant> and you throw them out when they get ugly
<B133TN3SS> haha yea
<Viscant> but a potato doesn't die
<Viscant> it grows
<NotEver> ugly like you jay
<cka> is your girlfriend a dirt vegetable or what
<B133TN3SS> viscant
<Viscant> and she's a vegetarian, so it works
<B133TN3SS> your right
<Hiryuness> Yes, Jay. What are you trying to tell us?
<cka> and does she grow roots if left in humid areas
<Viscant> and she's not my girlfriend anymore
<B133TN3SS> a potato is like a women
<Viscant> this is the ex
<B133TN3SS> they get uglier with age
<Hiryuness> LMAO.
<NotEver> she stuck the potato in his ass?
<B133TN3SS> woman*
<Hiryuness> Damn, he's beasting.
<Viscant> ...
<B133TN3SS> haha
<B133TN3SS> humid areas
<Hiryuness> Jay went from cosplay monsters to spud women.
<Viscant> sigh you people just don't get a sentimental thought
<Hiryuness> God damn, what a pimp.
<NotEver> well, potatos grow underground
<cka> not from your fucking koo-koo mind we dont
<cka> yeah that's it
<Hiryuness> Not from your silly puddy ass, Jay.
<cka> his ex must be a fucking morlock
<B133TN3SS> how is a potato sentimental?
<cka> underground growing and all
<B133TN3SS> it must be on how pathetic your gifts are
<B133TN3SS> it just evens it out
<Hiryuness> Hey, hey guys. Let's be nice here.
<cka> fuck nice I'm angry
<NotEver> ******
<NotEver> be nice to jay?
<NotEver> ARE YOU INSANE?
<cka> and this is the perfect place to take my aggressions out
<Hiryuness> It was either the potato or the $15 tub of cottage cheese.
<cka> well
<cka> cottage cheese would have said she was a fat golddigger
<Hiryuness> With raisins in it.
<cka> $15 and all
<Hiryuness> RAISINS.
<Viscant> it's not supposed to be literal you fags
<Hiryuness> Well, now we know she's a spud.
<Viscant> it's supposed to symbolize a growing connection
<Viscant> YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO ROMANTIC BONES IN YOU
<NotEver> will the viscivic make it all the way there?
<Hiryuness> ...Of cheapskate to stupid.
<B133TN3SS> i do
<cka> maybe Mr. Potato Head gets her wet between the knees
<B133TN3SS> but a potato?
<B133TN3SS> all i can picture
<Hiryuness> Detachable sex parts, cka.
<B133TN3SS> is peeling it
<Viscant> it's only in irvine
<Viscant> it can make it
<B133TN3SS> which is equivalent to skinning
<Hiryuness> "Ooo... ooo TAKE OUT THE EARS!" - Jay's mistress.
<Viscant> ...
<B133TN3SS> lol
<cka> "put that BIG THROBBING NOSE on it! YES YES!"
<B133TN3SS> get so erotic over a pottato
<B133TN3SS> potato*
<Hiryuness> "Ooo... TRY THE HAT NEXT, JAYBEE!"
<Hiryuness> "OMG PLAYSKOOL ME DADDY!"
<cka> "those googly eyes make me so hot"
<Viscant> ........
<B133TN3SS> lol
<Viscant> you freaks
<cka> HOLD THY TONGUE HEATHEN
<Viscant> she's gonna think it's sweet
<cka> you're the one who got your girlfriend the fucking POTATO of all things
<B133TN3SS> no shes not
<Viscant> ...i hope
<Viscant> NOT MY GIRLFRIEND
<B133TN3SS> shes gonna hate you for not getting her a whole bag
<Viscant> that's why i didn't get her something expensive
<Viscant> i was going to order her pizza
<Viscant> but i couldn't figure out what she'd want
<Viscant> she's a vegetarian
<B133TN3SS> thats why you settle with something cheap
<cka> so you could signify that she was a ninja turtle?
<B133TN3SS> like coupons
* Hiryuness changes topic to 'ATTN: Viscant Bought His Monster Girlfriend A POTATO AND HOMEMADE COOKIES FOR V-DAY. REJOICE IN THE FACT THAT HE SUCKS MORE THAN YOU. Thank You.'
<B133TN3SS> hahahaha
<Viscant> well most guys like to get their girl something delivered to her
<B133TN3SS> thats so fucked up
<DSP> wait
<Viscant> so i thought "what delivers"
<DSP> jay
<DSP> this last GF you had
<Viscant> and all i could think of was "PIZZA!"
<DSP> is that the cute one?
<NotEver> yo9u should've spent $400 on a reservation at a chinese restaurant, only to have her say taht she wanted to stay home and play ff 10 instead
<Viscant> yes
<DSP> that you showed me that day?
<Viscant> NotEver: i hate you so much
<Viscant> DSP: probably
<DSP> oh wtf shes not a monster
<Hiryuness> <NotEver> yo9u should've spent $400 on a reservation at a chinese restaurant, only to have her say taht she wanted to stay home and play ff 10 instead <<< OWNED!!!
<DSP> why are people making fun of you

[holler mcdollar]

[09:17] <Hiryuness> And how was the booty, Mc?
[09:20] <McDollar> hiryu very korean
[09:20] <Hiryuness> ...You lucky bastard.
[09:20] <Hiryuness> Spicy and fat free ass... Hmmm.
[09:20] <Hiryuness> Anyway, cool.
[09:21] <McDollar> sidestepping mean parents is half the battle though
[09:21] <Hiryuness> ...Dollar, I'm black. There is no need to have this conversation if the girl is korean.
[09:22] <Hiryuness> Once glance at me and she will have already assumed I killed her parents and stole her car.

[S.a.g.a]

Though it saddens me ever so deeply to do this, I feel I MUST expose Emojin for who he really is.

I'm... I am sorry...

THIS IS A EXTREMELY LONG, BUT DETAILED ACCOUNTS OF EMO'S CAUCASIAN BLINDING NEGRO HATING RAGE. PLEASE... FOR THE SAKE, FUTURE AWARENESS AND SANITY...

...

VIEWER DISCRESION IS ADVISED.

<Kz0060> THUNDERS CATZ ARE LOOSESSS
* Athanasy sets mode: +o Hiryuness
<Kz0060> OMG
<Athanasy> I SUMMON SAGA.
<Kz0060> N-WORD SAGA
<Kz0060> hahahaha
<Athanasy> I told you all I summoned him.
<Kz0060> ur fucked emo
<Hiryuness> Did a cracker done lose his mind up in this piece?
<Kz0060> yes brother saga

And so... I was summoned. Little did I know what I and fellow brother Athanasy and brother Kz were getting ourselves into as we tried desperately to tame this savage beast...

<Kz0060> <Emojin> damn lazy ******* are crazy
<Emojin> NO
<Hiryuness> ...Emo.
<Emojin> DAMNIT NO
<Athanasy> Emo is just rampaging.
<Hiryuness> What the fuck, son.

And so... the madness... began...

Note: VIEWER DISCRESION IS ADVISED.

<Emojin> I've been framed
<Hiryuness> ...Uh huh.
<Hiryuness> Likely story.
<Emojin> omg, lord help me

Yes... lord... a WHITE one no doubt. Ahh... yes... framed... a LIKELY STORY...

<Kz0060> n-word saga, why can't i just sit infront of the bus for once?
<Hiryuness> KZ. We have to STEAL the bus first.
<Kz0060> YES
<Kz0060> cuz we're black
<Hiryuness> Really.
<Hiryuness> You know... we can't just WALK into Woolworth...
<Hiryuness> We have to CRAWL there... FIRST.
<Athanasy> Testify.
<Athanasy> Testify.

And so I shall, brother Athanasy... and SO. I. SHALLED... er... SHALL.

<Hiryuness> You see... we can't just STEP to a white chick to get some play...
<Hiryuness> We have to have a WHITE T on... FIRST.
<Kz0060> we gotta STEAL the white chick
<Hiryuness> ...See, EMO doesn't get the black struggle...
<Emojin> wtf

No, Saga... no... he did not...

...

...God DAMN that nigga's sexy...

...

<Emojin> wtf
<Hiryuness> See... right now...
<Athanasy> <Emojin> Let's steal those ******* oil
<Kz0060> n-word saga, why is the white man is ignant
<Hiryuness> I am so disappointed in HIM...
<Athanasy> Thinking like a true white man.
<Hiryuness> That I don't even BELIEVE... he understands...
<Athanasy> Emo is pure white.
<Hiryuness> The concept of HALF AND HALF CREAMER.

WHITE... yes... WHITE. Did you ever noticed that when you bold something here, it's in WHITE COLOR?

Yes... I DID go there. Oh yes... indeed.

<Hiryuness> Emo... is... A HATER.
<BalloonFi> wtf is up hiryu?
<Kz0060> emo dropped the n-bomb
<Athanasy> Kyle we are in court on Emo's racism.
<Hiryuness> A hater of the CHOCOLATE...
<Hiryuness> A hater of the ******...
* Athanasy is now known as JudgeAth
<BalloonFi> oic

And so... judgment was to be served... but justice... was yet to be found...

<Hiryuness> I have no choice...
<BalloonFi> indeed
<JudgeAth> ORDER.
<JudgeAth> ORDER.
<Hiryuness> But to stand with my fellow brothers...
<Emojin> But I never said anything!
<Hiryuness> AND DELIVER...
<Hiryuness> THE MIGHTY BAN HAMMER...
<Kz0060> <Emojin> kill blacks plz

Such a day... such a sad, sad, sad day in caucasian history...

<Hiryuness> Athan's limit break is about to run out.
<Hiryuness> I can't be summoned for more than FIVE TURNS.

For true, my son... for true.

<Kz0060> <Emojin> I hate you *******
<Kz0060> wtf
<Emojin> wtf
<Kz0060> dude chill

But clearly... he would not...

<Emojin> you're also fat, apparently, but I don't say anything about fat people
<Athanasy> HE CROSSES THE LINE
<Kz0060> take it down a step man
<InfinityP> he's a habitual line stepper
Hiryuness> <Emojin> Fuck you fatty negroid.
<Hiryuness> Oh my shit.
<InfinityP> LINE STEPPED
<Hiryuness> HABITUAL!

Oh my.

* Hiryuness sets mode: +b *!*@jc-c-24-158-137-178.chartertn.net
* Timer 1 activated
<InfinityP> HABITUAL LINE STEPPING GOING ON HERE
* Emojin was kicked by Hiryuness (OH MY SHIT!)

And so the fair five second countdown began...

<Hiryuness> 5
<Hiryuness> 4
<InfinityP> OOOH SNAP
<Hiryuness> 3
<Hiryuness> 2
<Hiryuness> 1
<Hiryuness> 0
<Hiryuness> ...
<Hiryuness> 5
<BalloonFi> lol
<InfinityP> -1

But yet again... he mocks us blacks... VICIOUSLY.

<Emojin> I should be saying something about YOU GUYS
<Athanasy> YOU GUYS=Us...*******?

Oh, but he already has... hasn't he?

<Kz0060> you guys?
<InfinityP> i think we need a house meeting y'all
<InfinityP> i don't feel safe with emojin
<Emojin> wtf why
<InfinityP> we all feel that way
<Athanasy> Infinity has to keep guns.
<Kz0060> cuz u racist
<Athanasy> Just to feel safe.

Oh my shit. ...We may have to kick him off the island...

<Kz0060> emo, i'm entitled to speak freely just like you whites
<Emojin> stfu
<Hiryuness> LMAO.
<Kz0060> see
<Kz0060> see the opression

Yes... So much powder... I can taste the starch...

<Athanasy> <Emojin> It's ok to crack a black.
<Hiryuness> ....WHAT THE FUCK, MAN.
<Kz0060> omg
<Athanasy> OH,MY,GOD.Note: VIEWER DISCRESION IS ADVISED.

Indeed.

* Hiryuness changes topic to ' <Emojin> It's ok to crack a black.'

The game is to be told... not sold.

...

...to white people.

<Hiryuness> THERE.
<Hiryuness> NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR TRUE COLORS.
<Hiryuness> WHITE
<Hiryuness> ON
<Hiryuness> WHITE
<InfinityP> BUSTED
<Athanasy> Emo you hater.

Yes... Busted like your mother's vagina on Christmas morning...

<Hiryuness> See, this is why Bush is president.
<InfinityP> i can't believe it's come to this
<Hiryuness> And butt fucking the people.
<Hiryuness> Because of racists like HIM!

...I speak the gospel. Nothing more... nothing less. It's a curse... really, it is...

<Kz0060> <Emojin> Whoopi Goldberg is black so I instantly hate her.
<Emojin> wtf
<Emojin> NO
<InfinityP> OMG
<InfinityP> I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAID THAT

OH YES, OH YES, OH YES, OH YES HE DID IT...

<Athanasy> <Emojin> I like heraldo.
<Kz0060> omfg
<InfinityP> OMG HE IS WHITE
<Kz0060> emo
<Kz0060> stop it man
<Athanasy> <Emojin> I even hate that black ass motherfucker Wesley Snipes
<Kz0060> no you gone done it

..............................

...I'll let the ellipses speak volumes for me...

<InfinityP> <Emojin> I can't tell black people apart, because they all look the same to me... you know... stupid.
<Kz0060> WHY MUST YOU DOWN THE BROTHER
<Hiryuness> OH MY SHIT.
<InfinityP> HOW COULD HE?

At this point... "How CAN'T HE?" is even disgusting...

<Hiryuness> You know what, Mr. White Man?
<Hiryuness> I'ma give you another taste of the golden.
<Hiryuness> 'Cause after we beat your ass..
<Kz0060> LOL
<Hiryuness> You won't be able to recognize COLOR.

And so I did... for Christ himself compelled me to do so...

* Hiryuness sets mode: +o Emojin
* Emojin sets mode: +b *!*@pcp09541669pcs.brlngt01.nj.comcast.net
<Hiryuness> What you gonna do, WHITEY?
<Kz0060> WHAT NOW
<Athanasy> <Emojin> I hand out tootise rolls to black kids in hopes of them mistaking it for their fingers and eating them, thus laying off the white man's internet.
<Kz0060> GONNA HANG US N-WORDS LIKE U SAID?

Oh My. Vol. 2

<Hiryuness> ...I tried to be fair.
<Hiryuness> And he didn't shoot us.
<Hiryuness> He is clearly not a tradition white man.
<Hiryuness> He lacks what we call...
<Emojin> I'm a good person. :)
<Hiryuness> THE BRAINS.
<Emojin> :(

Amen.

<Emojin> good person = chicken
<Hiryuness> Instigator = Emo.
<Athanasy> Oh.
<Athanasy> Another black racist comment.
<Hiryuness> FOR REAL.

What will those crazy caucasians think of next...

<InfinityP> wait... chicken?
<BenWeeks> hahah.
<Athanasy> Why did you have to bring up the chicken, emo?
<InfinityP> is it because black people like chicken?!
<Hiryuness> Chicken does not comprise OUR DIET, RACE BANNON.

And fuck the Hadji you rode in on, Mr. Jin...

<InfinityP> WHAT NEXT HUH?
<Kz0060> SO I ONLY EAT CHICKEN NOW EH?
<InfinityP> KOOL AID?
<Athanasy> Emojin only drinks welches.
<Athanasy> That koolaid stuff is too filthy for his pale lips.
<Hiryuness> OVALTINE AND TANG, CRACKA? IS THAT WHAT WE DRINK?!

I... I... I'm so sorry you had to see that part of me... I truly am... :sad:

<Emojin> lol
<Emojin> I mean awaw
<Emojin> I mean lol

...No, you mean, "Hahaha... Darn those silly *******, Martha. Darn those silly *******."

...

<Hiryuness> ...This fool is laughin'...
<Hiryuness> He hates us.
<InfinityP> he totally does
<MikeyPoo> he needs an outlet for his anger
<InfinityP> <Emojin> I just don't see what was so great about martin luther king jr.
<InfinityP> ?!

Oh Dear@ApparentlyIAmNothingButADirtyPorchNegroToEmoj in.com

<Athanasy> <Emojin> If only Janet had a skin change like Michael, she'd sell records.
<Emojin> wtf
<Hiryuness> Two strikes already.
<Athanasy> O.M.G.

J.A.C.K.A.S.S.E.R.Y.

<MikeyPoo> emo
<Kz0060> i cant believe u still said that
<MikeyPoo> stop beasting :(
<Emojin> Kz, I said STFU
<Athanasy> KZ is too black to speak in your chat.

The White Rage. A common ingredient in only the most active... of Ku Kluk Klan members.

<MikeyPoo> I HATE THE BACK OF FORREST WHITAKER'S NECK
<MikeyPoo> AAAAH!
<Emojin> There's a black forest?
<Emojin> A BLACK FOREST?
<InfinityP> i bet if emo found the black forest
<InfinityP> he'd burn it
<InfinityP> just cause it's black

...<_<

...>_>

...

...ZING.

<Athanasy> You like black stuff hanging on your christmas tree.
<Kz0060> <Emojin> If a black man falls in a forest and nobody's there to hear it, does it make a sound? Well YOU GOTTA CUT THE FUCKIN ROPE FIRST.
<Athanasy> Don't you.
<Athanasy> DON'T YOU.
<MikeyPoo> emo
<MikeyPoo> ggpo
<BalloonFi> but that last quote
<BalloonFi> game over

Like the ice on Lil' Flip's penis... I'm sure...

<InfinityP> <Emojin> If i ever saw a tv floating at night, the first thing I'd say would be "Freeze ******!"
<Kz0060> thats so wrong emo
<Athanasy> All Emo does is laugh
<Hiryuness> STOP BEASTING EMO.
<Athanasy> Because he knows he said it.

Yes... only the GUILTY... make light of a such a situation...

<Hiryuness> I'M HURTING HERE>
<Hiryuness> BUT APPARENTLY, MY BLACK ASS DOESN'T MATTER. =(
<Athanasy> Hiryu I'm here for you.
<Hiryuness> MAYBE MY LARGE BLACK PENIS WILL WHEN I DICK SLAP YOU TO SATURN, HUH BITCH?!

...What? He got a nigga hyped...

...Pussy bitch

* Hiryuness summons... OH MY SHIT! UNBRIDLED NEGRO RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Hiryuness> BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK
<Hiryuness> GRRRRRRRR.
* Emojin eats some Grey Poupon
<InfinityP> omg the symbol of white power
<Hiryuness> BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK
<Hiryuness> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Oh, how I've made you proud... Denzel... Wes...

...

Ving... yeah, nigga I see you...

<Kz0060> * Negrojin is now known as Emojin<---- you have GOT to be shittin me

But we were not shittin' him. O_O

<Hiryuness> No, Negrojin. I will NOT stop hating you.
<Athanasy> I'm taking a shower.
<Athanasy> To cleanse myself of Emojin's hate.

Extra Zest and Cocoa Butter afterwards, my brother...

* Emojin is now known as Chickenji
<InfinityP> omg more with the chicken

We're not even worth a cornish hen...

...Damn shame.

<BalloonFi> hiryu do you eat chicken?
<Hiryuness> No...
<Hiryuness> But I do adore my large penis.

Yes... much love for Lion-O up in this dessessery.

<InfinityP> according to emojin
<Hiryuness> According to Emojin?
<Hiryuness> That sounds like one of those political slander commerials.
<Hiryuness> "According to Emojin... Judge Mathis.. is a DIRTY ******."
<Hiryuness> "Vote Emo for president"
<InfinityP> omg
<InfinityP> pwnd

Damn... LOLLERTSUNAMI...

<Kz0060> <Emojin> "******* should die" I'm emojin and I approve this message
<Hiryuness> This shit so too off the chasm.
<Emojin> I'm gonna evict somebody
<Hiryuness> YOU SEE?!
<Hiryuness> YOU SEE THAT SHIT?!
<Kz0060> I SAW
<Hiryuness> He's gonna evict a black man!
<InfinityP> holy shit
<Emojin> wtf

...SEE? WE KNOW HIS STEEZ...

<Emojin> I'm gonna buy all the Kool Aid in the world
<Hiryuness> Yeah...
<Hiryuness> ALL FOR YOUR SELF, WHITEY.
<InfinityP> so that "Black" people can't drink it?!
<Emojin> Take away your energy supply.
<Hiryuness> HE ADMITS IT!

The evil... Oh dear god...

<Emojin> poison all the chickens
<Kz0060> my god
<Hiryuness> YOU WENT TOO FAR NOW.
<Emojin> poison all the watermelons
<Kz0060> i, a black man, am insulted

As shameless as the Saturn's his bitch daddy sells to my parents...

<Emojin> STOP LYING, YOU
<Emojin> You..
<Hiryuness> STOP MAKING US EXPOSE THE TRUTH!

Please stop, Emo. Stop while Christ still may have a chance to love you.

<Kz0060> I LIKE MINERAL WATER EMO
<Kz0060> OK
<Kz0060> IS THAT OK?
<Emojin> NO
<Kz0060> MAYBE SOME TEA
<Emojin> MY WATER
<Emojin> NO TEA
<Kz0060> NOT KOOL-AID MAN

See... now that's just the BUSH talking here...

<Hiryuness> <Emojin> Take away your energy supply.
<Hiryuness> <Emojin> Take away your energy supply.
<Hiryuness> <Emojin> Take away your energy supply.
<Emojin> MY TEA
<Hiryuness> LIE YOUR WAY THROUGH THAT.
<Emojin> Um

...Victory.

<Hiryuness> Emo is in rage mode.
<Kz0060> i too feel repelled by the white mans hate
<Emojin> I got big lips
<Kz0060> wtf
<Emojin> FUCK
<Hiryuness> ...

...Do we even need to TRY to own him anymore?

<Kz0060> u mockin us?
<Hiryuness> That was a BLATANT PARODY OF THE BLACK MAN!
<Hiryuness> WHY CAN'T YOU ACT RIGHT?!
<Kz0060> CLEAR AS DAY
<Emojin> damnit, you take it the wrong way
<Hiryuness> NO, CRACKA>
<Hiryuness> YOU SAY IT THE WRONG WAY!

TASTE THE HATE.

<Kz0060> no1 randomly says "I got big n-word lips"
<Hiryuness> Especially not after you've been called an attempted racist...
<STenSatsu> roflmao
<Outfinity> BUSTED
<Hiryuness> You are such a hater.
<Kz0060> seriously
<Emojin> Nitwit
<Emojin> Nipple
<Kz0060> been sippin on haterade, black riptide rush

With lemon, Kz. With lemon...

<STenSatsu> somebody log this and post to GD, it's too good
<Emojin> wtf no
<Emojin> NO
<Emojin> NO
<Outfinity> WHY?
<Kz0060> and expose emo of his racism
<Outfinity> AFRAID THE WORLD WILL KNOW?!

Too late... I already DID DAH DAM THANG...

<Hiryuness> Somebody should expose him for who he REALLY is.
<Outfinity> with the whole "YOU PEOPLE" thing
<Kz0060> us people
<Kz0060> k label us some more plz
<Kz0060> right. black man gotta stfu. ok. i get the hint now
<Emojin> stfu
<Emojin> You shoulda got the hint a LONG time ago
<Kz0060> ok man. don't arrest me

God damn, Emo... He was just trying to cross the STREET...

<Outfinity> omg he might throw grey poupon on you just to rub it in your face
<Kz0060> arrest a black man under no grounds what so ever

Preach that shit, young man...

<Emojin> AND NOT CARE
<Kz0060> omfg
<Kz0060> i can't take this anymore
<Kz0060> you're just terrible
<Hiryuness> <Emojin> Yeah, Captain Coon. I know what I meant, fuckhead witstick mcgee. YOU PEOPLE... You little gnat nitwit piece of shit. You know what my ancestors called a black person at their farm? ANTIQUE FARM EQUIPMENT, YOU DAFFY DUCK LIPPED ******.

END...

<Emojin> WTF WTF WTF
<Hiryuness> ...I just recieved that in a PM.
<Hiryuness> ...
<Kz0060> HOW CRAP
<Kz0060> EMO
<Kz0060> damn man

...OF...

<Hiryuness> ...I just smacked Emo with the soul of Christ.
<Kz0060> YOU DAFFY DUCK LIPPED ******.
<Kz0060> wow
<Kz0060> un
<Kz0060> fuckin
<Hiryuness> There is no way you could come back from that...

...THREAD.

...That is all.

[-BF-]

Snip

The funniest thing about that is how long it took you to post/caption all of that shit. You posted it at 9:31, and everything went down like 2 hours earlier.

[S.a.g.a]

The funniest thing about that is how long it took you to post/caption all of that shit. You posted it at 9:31, and everything went down like 2 hours earlier.

Shit, the truth takes time to build.

Besides, you weren't doing any of the work, you little punk. I was in shock... you have no room to complain. :sad:

[kz0060]

Preach it brother Saga. Preach it.

[MrBlank]

The lord has spoken within my brotha S.A.G.A. in thus i must lay a statement and ride with my nukka foreal...

i shall ROFLSURF on over with the LOLLERTSUNAMI my great brotha has laid...

[Forever]

I still can't believe Emojin would sink so low...

[I Am Lothar]

Someone exposed for racism in #srkgd and it wasn't me. Sweet.

[Athanasy]

KZ, Saga, Ath.

Fighting for the Minorities.

[Emojin]

I hate you all. You know I didn't say those things! This is getting out of hand. >_<

[MrQuotes]

man i need a shower from readin all that hatred.. :sad:

[Raz0r]

This is nothing new in #srkgd. I let people know my hatred on a daily basis.

[Athanasy]

The funniest thing about that is how long it took you to post/caption all of that shit. You posted it at 9:31, and everything went down like 2 hours earlier.


Don't hate on General Saga unless you want me to hate on your sigged lover, Risu.

REMEMBER THIS QUOTE.

<Super[A]> VSlash, this woman can't even manage her own weight.
<Super[A]> Do you REALLY feel safe with her managing YOUR business?

[OrangeCat]

<Scrimples> * Reference To: USER32.GetDlgItemTextA, Ord:0000h
<Scrimples> |
<Scrimples> :00401718 E8A5B50000 Call 0040CCC2
<Scrimples> :0040171D E822FFFFFF call 00401644
<Scrimples> :00401722 85C0 test eax, eax
* Xenozip is now known as zenosip
<Scrimples> :00401724 741E je 00401744
<Scrimples> :00401726 6A30 push 00000030
<Scrimples> oops
<Rhinoxip> OOPS?
<Rhinoxip> OMFG....I'M READING TH EPROGRAMING LANGUAGE.
<Rhinoxip> I'M READING IT.
<Rhinoxip> I'M READIN GIT.
<zenosip> but, do you understand it
<Rhinoxip> THE BIANRY FOR SCRIMPLES PENIS FUNCTIONS.
<Rhinoxip> ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH MY EYES.
<Rhinoxip> OOOOPS INDEED.
<Scrimples> You're reading a decompiled portion of a program that's pissing me off because I can't crack it.
<Rhinoxip> You can't crack your own penis function program?
<Rhinoxip> might be a virus.
<zenosip> hzhahahhahaha
<Rhinoxip> like...you know....zeephilys.
<Scrimples> I have to unlock the vagina password function.
<zenosip> rofl
<Rhinoxip> hAVE YOU TRIED USING A BACKDOOR HACK?
<Scrimples> No.
<Rhinoxip> THEY WORK WUNDERS.
<Scrimples> I need to make it stop needing a condom, and just let me in

[DaDesiCanadian]

<Xenozip> i mispronounce shit all the time
<Xenozip> like orangecat, i was recently told was pronounced "orange" and "cat"
<Xenozip> and here i'd been saying "jack" and "ass"