Favorite #SRKGD quotes

[Fenrir171]

i thought id bring this back as i thought this one was pretty good...

[7:14pm] <+bongerz> By the by
[7:15pm] <+bongerz> How does Hiryu stay away for almost ever.
[7:15pm] <+bongerz> And still get ops?
[7:15pm] <@NineT9> Would you want to un-op a cokefiend?
[7:15pm] <@NineT9> we don't either
[7:15pm] <@NineT9> j/k
[7:15pm] <@NineT9> <3 Hiryu


as well as...


<+bong> why do ugly guys and girls promote abstinence?!

[S.a.g.a]

Harharhar Ohnoes Teh E-drama It Burnnnnnssss.

[Amazed]

The greatest SRKGD quote ever:

<irioku> Saddam got caught?

This was like 10 months after Saddam's capture, btw.

[AMinorThreat]

<everyone in #SRKGD> Bloofy = Douchecunt

[Fenrir171]

[7:34pm] <+Juggs> you scare me, dude
[7:34pm] <@Amazed-> rsigley is 35
[7:34pm] <+rsigle> 23
[7:34pm] <@Amazed-> 35*
[7:34pm] <+Bong> Really?
[7:34pm] <@Hiryuness> *Nod*
[7:34pm] <V-Serp> are you kidding, ugly people fuck like bunnies
[7:34pm] <+Bong> You look like you're 18
[7:34pm] <@Amazed-> I think I know your age a litlte better than you rsigley
[7:34pm] <V-Serp> its average people that havethe least sex
[7:34pm] <@Amazed-> after all, I am stalking you
[7:34pm] <+rsigle> oh yea that's true

[Pained Auron]

[10:10pm] <@Ever> STFU ATHAN

[Livewireo]

<Ever> FUCK WHITEY

This makes whitey sad ;[

[AMinorThreat]

Why do you think he made that album Whitey Ford Sings the Blues.

[thedude.com]

oh no ...

[Raz0r]

<@Amazed->I can't believe what I just did for some cash.....

:S

[Pained Auron]

<@Ever> b0ng loves rap

[Amazed]

<@Amazed->I can't believe what I just did for some cash.....

:S
Kiss my ass, Adolf.

[Xion the Beast]

<everyone in #SRKGD> Bloofy = Douchecunt

I've heard of a poster named BLOODY, but never Bloofy. Whoever this "bloofy" is, you sure seem fixated on him.

[Amazed]

Shut up Bloody.

[Xion the Beast]

Shut up Bloody.

Go fuck a dingo Aussie.

[S.a.g.a]

Kiss my ass, Adolf.

You meant "Lick that jew's cold sore, bitch."

I forgive you.

[N-Ken]

Go fuck a dingo Aussie.

Go get a haircut Erykah Badu...

[Fenrir171]

<+BushSUCKS> i have a feeling bush is gonna make up at least 4 new words as he tries to argue tonight
<@Wolfwood> no... bush doesnt make up new words... he remixes old ones for our generation! HES MORE HIP HOP THEN WE KNEW!!!
<V-Serp> a....!!!
<+BushSUCKS> haha
<BalloonFi> LOL
<MSTRDBTR> WHOA SNAP

[jae hoon]

The greatest SRKGD quote ever:

<irioku> Saddam got caught?

This was like 10 months after Saddam's capture, btw.


Ah yes I remember that quite well, that was pretty funny.

[Raz0r]

<@Ever>jay, I love you.

[Athanasy]

<OrangeCat> Hey man...KZ you have a way of touching my special spot.
<McWork> his e-spot
<KzISgone> yes
<KzISgone> and i've been known to touch the penis as well
<Hiryuness> I bet.
<KzISgone> what just happened
<McWork> ur so pathetic kz
<McWork> i lost all respect
<Hiryuness> You just fucked yourself, KZ.
<KzISgone> nnnoooo
<Hiryuness> That's what.
<Athanasy> .....
<Athanasy> OMG.
<Athanasy> Sigged!

[Pained Auron]

<+Baloonfi> evanNESSAnce

[-BF-]

<BalloonFi>Ever: when you jack off, you're grip is harder than michael jackson at disney land.
<BalloonFi> me > you in jokes
<Ever> me > you at life
<BalloonFi> wishes you
<Ever> no
<Ever> it is the truth
<Ever> i have forseen it
<BalloonFi> i searched on google and it says im better

[Pained Auron]

[6:44pm] <BalloonFi> i wonder if jay is humping his hand
[6:44pm] <Ever> mention nessa and/or ricky and he will be

[Pained Auron]

[8:36pm] <fuck_you> IRC needs a fucking Trannie smiley.
[8:36pm] <Athanasy> ...
[8:37pm] <Athanasy> I don't think anyone wants to recreate Jay's face as an emoticon.

[Pained Auron]

Go fuck a dingo Aussie.



that aussie diss is a registered trademark of Ever Inc. i will be seeing you in court

[Jenova_KMFDM]

I been awhile from SRK for a few weeks... so Bloody is Xion the Beast ?

[tondashocka]

yes KMFDM

and my fav #SRKGD quote was the title of the room: (roughly...)

I just accidentally swallowed my own penis.

[4neqs]

<RoninC>Venom and Carnage in the next Spider-Man movie would be as gay as Viscant and Bloody in Ricky Ortiz's bed.

Back in July.

[S.a.g.a]

<BalloonFi>Ever: when you jack off, you're grip is harder than michael jackson at disney land.

Ouch.

Had you said...: "Ever: Shut the fuck up. You're grip is harder than michael jackson at disney land." You would have gotten a DAAAAAMMMMNNNN instead.

[Pained Auron]

<+OrangeCat> Viscant I see it to be prepostorous that you find downloading a huge file a bother, whereas inhaling a huge penis a simple task.
<+OrangeCat> shame on you.

[Pained Auron]

<+Viscant> .........that quote is ghey
<+OrangeCat> well isn't that the homosexual calling the queer a ***.

[Pained Auron]

[9:35pm] <@Amazed-> I like some fruit
[9:35pm] <@Amazed-> apples, oranges, viscant

[Pained Auron]

<@Hiryuness> "It's drunk times like these that I would take the "straight pill" if it existed." - Jay Snyder

[S.a.g.a]

<ax0r> who sings the ending song for the latest naruto episodes?
<AmazedAFK> tatsumoki nakamuro
<ax0r> that song is so good
<AmazedAFK> by the way I just made that name up
<Xenozip> hahahahaha
<AmazedAFK> but I have no doubt that somewhere some gook is named taht.
<ax0r> I figured, but the song is so good
<ax0r> listen to it =)
<AmazedAFK> No.
<AmazedAFK> I'd rather listen to
<Ever> song kinda sucks
<AmazedAFK> 01-john_askew-blackout-promo_vinyl-pow.mp3
<AmazedAFK> NOW THAT'S A SONG.
<Ever> SHUT UP WYOU ABORIGINE FUCK

[WasFemto]

It's not really a qoute but...when some dude wanted Amazed to cry in his jar so he could pour tears on himself. Some one posted the transcript and I was like :wtf: :rofl:

[Pained Auron]

[2:22pm] <JesusFOOD> I GIVE SEMEN A BAD NAME
[2:23pm] <Ever> you do, cause you were born

[Athanasy]

It's not really a qoute but...when some dude wanted Amazed to cry in his jar so he could pour tears on himself. Some one posted the transcript and I was like :wtf: :rofl:

Sick bastards, nowadays.

[S.a.g.a]

<HBJ> i think dressing nice is important
<bongers> I dress really gay. =(
<HBJ> i may be white trash but i always disguise myself

<Hiryuness> ...See, I never got the whole "Hot chicks love bums" shit, so it has to be the personality.
<bongers> Lol.
<Hiryuness> Confidence, again is a given.
<bongers> I'm eccentric.
<bongers> And I really don't give a shit what they think of me.
<bongers> I guess that gets them wet.
<Hiryuness> Or they have to be attractive as fuck.
<bongers> And, I play guitar.
<bongers> >D!!!!
<Hiryuness> Yeah, I've become pretty damn asocial as of late.
<HBJ> or you could be like me
<bongers> NO
<HBJ> and date girls who are insane
<bongers> NEVER BE LIKE JAY

<bongers> Dude, you're black.
<bongers> Get the white bitches.
<Hiryuness> ....And what does that get me?
<Hiryuness> THE PSYCHOTIC WHITE BITCHES THAT ACT BLACK AND/OR STUPID.
<Hiryuness> Um...
<Hiryuness> NO.
<bongers> Lol.

[Athanasy]

<rsigle> i don't think there's a big enough dick out there to satisfy me anally

[S.a.g.a]

<rsigle> i want to please myself anally but i'm too scared

[Fenrir171]

> Channel Modes: +ptn
> Created on Tuesday, August 12th, 2003 at 11:01pm
[8:12am] Amazed- sets mode: +o Wolfwood
[8:12am] <@Wolfwood> • Thanks for the @ •
[8:12am] <Angelw0rk> you'll help me if i give you a sweet toothless blowjob
[8:13am] <SUB-0> hmmmmmm
[8:13am] <SUB-0> i dunno
[8:13am] <Angelw0rk> lol
[8:13am] <@Wolfwood> what
[8:13am] <@Wolfwood> the
[8:13am] <@Wolfwood> fuck
[8:13am] <SUB-0> LOL
[8:13am] <Angelw0rk> lol
[8:13am] <@Wolfwood> you know... i REALLY hate you all...



me as i entered srkgd this morning...

exactly how it went...

[Ruiz]

<Ruiz> 3playing: "By Amazed- - Teen Angst" .:128kbps|Stereo|3:00:.
<Athanasy> lol
<Amazed-> Now booting: Ruiz
* Amazed- sets mode: +b *!*@230-5.73-24.tampabay.rr.com
<Athanasy> LMAO
* You were kicked by Amazed- (lolol)
Session Close: Sun Oct 10 00:57:13 2004


Unstaged funny - http://www.jitway.com/ruiz/%23teenchat.EFnet.txt -

[Pained Auron]

[10:19pm] <ESCstudy> quick somebody shit on my chest
[10:19pm] <V-Serp> go find a german chick
[10:19pm] <V-Serp> or maybe a japanese one
[10:20pm] <ESCstudy> i'm into dudes shitting on my chest
[10:20pm] <V-Serp> i repeat
[10:20pm] <V-Serp> go find a japanese or german....guy
[10:20pm] <ESCstudy> thanks for the tip
[10:20pm] <ESCstudy> ...baby
[10:21pm] <+Athanasy> This ***.

[I Am Lothar]

[Anytime Jay is in the Chat] <Jay> I am gay.
<Everyone> ***.

[S.a.g.a]

...I AM THE #SRKGD KEYSTYLING CHAMPION.

HIGHLIGHTS

<McWork> with even less game than nine, hiryu jerks off thinkin about his imaginary first time

<@Hiryuness> Wrong punk / yousa mad chump with this pasty faced gorrila front / You really need to stop, man / I'm on point like Fat Joe to a steak brunch /

<Hiryuness> Look, it's the little messenger man negro, Angel / With a mug that would make Freedy scream "OH GOD, I HATE YOU!!!" /

<McWork> went to hiryu's house and fucked up the place, i busted nuts inside his pillow case / i slammed his sister when she went to the shitter then i sat on his couch and ate an apple fritter

<Hiryuness> Apple fritter? / What the fuck, man / You confuse food with MOTH BALL excess, you dumbass / Retire beforehand, you need to.. before my backhand replays current beatings like CSPAN /

<Angelw0rk> ya'll niggas feeble discourse make me want to divource, the brain from my skull because the rhymes is too dull

<Hiryuness> "Feeble discourse, divource" / Shut the fuck up, this ISN'T DEF JUX / Aesop Rock weird ass fanboy garbage / Stop humping dictionary.com and get at me when your lyrics are HONEST

<Hiryuness> I'm hot like jiffy pop in the oven that you aren't supposed to put it in /
<Hiryuness> Come on, bring your bitch crew, I'll serve them with twelve cream puffs and extra cinnamon /

<Angelw0rk> hiryu should change his name to size 13, angel put hiryu on the pedastal

<Hiryuness> What pedastal? / The one you stole from Jiffy Lube?
Hiryuness> Get the fuck out of here with all of this hocore immitation / You "flame on" more Jay after his ritual masterbation-fit / Man, I already told you once / All you drop is steaming hot excrement /

<Hiryuness> TEAM SASSAFRASS, NIGGA!

[guado]

[QUOTE=S.a.g.a

<Hiryuness> What pedastal? / The one you stole from Jiffy Lube?
Hiryuness> Get the fuck out of here with all of this hocore immitation / You "flame on" more Jay after his ritual masterbation-fit / Man, I already told you once / All you drop is steaming hot excrement /

<Hiryuness> TEAM SASSAFRASS, NIGGA![/QUOTE]

lol this last part didn't even make sense

[S.a.g.a]

Oh man... last night was a fucking laugh riot.

<Akumatx> Me GWB dick sucker i am not, I could say your a kerry dick sucker! In fact you suck dick peroid
<XionSwed> kerry dick sucker? ahahaha, I don't even care for kerry
<Akumatx> hey insaniac you still going to burn down my house?
<XionSwed> quit bugging Insanaic for sex akuma
<XionSwed> we all know what burn down my house means

<Insaniac> Risu....age please
<Insaniac> i know its 19

<Hiryuness> Ever, you are guaranteed ass next year.
<Hiryuness> So you shut the hell up.
<Ex_Matt> hahahahaha
<Ex_Matt> how is he guranteed ass ?
<Ex_Matt> is he being sent to prison ?
<Hiryuness> I cannot say.
<Hiryuness> Maybe.
<Ever> ..............
<duckyporn> getting married?
<Hiryuness> *PSHT*
<Hiryuness> IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH JAY.
<Ex_Matt> lol
<duckyporn> ...getting married?

<Insaniac> white, cuban, PR, haitian
<RisuRisu> i like how much latino stuff is in miami
<RisuRisu> eww i shouldnt contribute to your cradle robbing scheming
<Insaniac> so I'll be encountering a lot of latina JB there
<Hiryuness> LMAO.

<Insaniac> Risu
<Insaniac> tell me of the indigenous jailbait in FL
<Insaniac> varieties and such
<RisuRisu> oh god
<RisuRisu> if you look left or right
<Hiryuness> I'm about to cry over here.
<Hiryuness> LMAO.
<RisuRisu> there it is
<RisuRisu> its grossss
<Insaniac> i want to be prepared when I'm deep in the bush
<Insaniac> scouting for them
<RisuRisu> sick - they wont have bush yet
<duckyporn> make sure you bring candy, insaniac
<duckyporn> little girls love candy!
<Hiryuness> And oreos.
<RisuRisu> barren plains and pigtails and FUBU
<RisuRisu> thats what you're in for
<Hiryuness> Don't forget the ores.

Too good.

[Fenrir171]

[1:26am] <NoOn3Frea> best looking throwsx
[1:26am] <NoOn3Frea> he takes the head and BANG !!!!!!
[1:26am] <NoOn3Frea> hehe lovely
[1:26am] <shoshosho> best looking throw is Makoto's command grab into fierce into wall jumping thingy into dashing fist thing and whatever else nonsense she has
[1:27am] <Guile> it's good stuff nonsense
[1:27am] <Guile> haha

[9TNine]

I don't have it logged, but there was a nice one last night about Jugg's dad and the street corner.

-9

[Pained Auron]

[6:14pm] <@Ever> <+SexyJesus> i shoot further when looking at old women and nessa
[6:14pm] <+SexyJesus> .........
[6:14pm] <+SexyJesus> i shoot myself looking at nessa
[6:15pm] <@Ever> ......................
[6:15pm] <@Ever> that's sick
[6:15pm] <@Ever> i mean, i knew you liked facial shots, but your own?
[6:15pm] <@Ever> nasty
[6:15pm] <+Kz0060> self bukkake
[6:15pm] <+epsilon_> lollll
[6:15pm] <+Kz0060> hrm
[6:15pm] <+SexyJesus> .................................................. ............
[6:15pm] <+SexyJesus> monster
[6:15pm] <+epsilon_> oh skeet skeet

[holler mcdollar]

[11:26] <Ex_Matt> i never heard of an asian person with aids
[11:26] <Ex_Matt> the reason is
[11:26] <Ex_Matt> the asian male penis is to short to transfer the disease

[11:49] <McDolla> too bad i can't see the thread, gay ass server
[11:49] <McDolla> more fucked up than afro ninja
[11:49] <Angelw0rk> afroninjas impact done fucked up the space-TIME continuam which is the TRUE cause of the evil server message imo

[12:03] <Angelw0rk> elvis sitting on the shitter with a peanutbutter and bannana sammich DEAD
[12:03] <Angelw0rk> is still sexier than puce

[Gammadynamite]

<shoshosho> what's the meaning of life?
<Shifting> masturbation
<HellSap> lol
<Shifting> that's the only thing you truly have control over

[Fenrir171]

sorry viscant...

and from #capcom

<HellSap> coincidentally, all 3 quotes under the name Viscant are about - STDs, having a small penis, and gaysex.
<@skisonic> thats no coincidence
<Viscant> i talk about what i know

[Lantis]

More Viscant madness:


<Viscant> wong got groped in the bathroom by me at b5
<Viscant> viscant gets 3rd, wong's streak is off and running
<K_Lantis> .......
<Viscant> RIGHT AFTER THAT HAPPENED
<Viscant> he walked out shaken
<Viscant> and perfected somebody
<Viscant> undeniable proof
<Viscant> that story is 100% true

<Viscant> i'm going to the ffa tournament and raping the first boy i see bareback
<Viscant> and i'm gonna win that shit
<K_Lantis> ..........

<Viscant> the gay pimp is with me
<K_Lantis> Or Misadventures of Viscant's Sexuality
<Viscant> "they call you a ***, you say, that's right cause i...fucked yo daddy"
<Viscant> lookin cute
<Viscant> and feelin cute
<Viscant> fuck them bitches
<Viscant> take it from yo gay pimp daaaaddy

<Viscant> that was my super secret ultra pose
<Viscant> when i grab my ankle, slowly trace up to my ass, give it a tight slap and sashay
<Viscant> it's gg for anyone in a modeling contest
<Viscant> philth got rocked by my super secret ultra pose

[holler mcdollar]

ladies and gentlemen, The Viscant Show
--------------------------------------
[11:23] <Viscant> ever even wants to fuck ricky too

[11:11] <KrassHole> u could anally induce pleasure
[11:11] <Philthy> yeah... im not gay
[11:15] <KrassHole> viscant isnt gay
[11:15] <KrassHole> but he does it
[11:15] <Philthy> thats where youre wrong
[11:15] <Philthy> he is gay

[04:57] <Viscant> "they call you a *** you say, that's right cause i fucked yo daddy"

[12:18] <SUB-0> viscant which do u prefer ky or the glide?
[12:18] <Viscant> never used the glide
[12:18] <Viscant> the only time i ever tried teh butsecks, we used china lube
[12:18] <Viscant> that was ok
[12:18] <Viscant> but i've only seen that in a porn store

[12:09] <K_Lantis> What about Justin Wong?
[12:09] <Viscant> wong got groped in the bathroom by me at b5

[11:53] <SUB-0> !!!!!!!!!!!!1@topic
(topic: <Viscant> even valle played grabass with ricky once)
[12:01] <Viscant> why the surprise
[12:01] <Viscant> i wonder if anyone logged the conversation that came from
[12:02] <Viscant> that proved that being gay is a street fighter advantage and that women (or cosplay monsters in my case) can be traced to every top player downfall in sf history
[12:03] <Xaronth> man thats gross

[angelpalm]

<Viscant> anyone who can't get off in 90 seconds of THIS hot stuff
<Viscant> probably a dyke anyways
<Viscant> who needs em

<Angelw0rk> 90 seconds
<Angelw0rk> you are too pimp for me sir
<Viscant> hey, it could just be 45 seconds
<Viscant> but i go that extra mile for that special lady

<Viscant> nobody ever said jay snyder wasn't caring
<T-Bebop> My friend J who happens to not be you has turned 2 girls into lesbians
<T-Bebop> Maybe it's fate
* MJ_ has joined #capcom
<Viscant> that's 1 more than me
<Viscant> although i made 1 more give up men altogther and say "jesus is my boyfriend now"

<Viscant> ...and 1 other one now teaches sunday school in utah
<Viscant> so that's asexual also
<Viscant> hrm

<Gandido> jay needs to learn how to last more than a minute and a half
<Angelw0rk> wtf
<Angelw0rk> lol
<Viscant> i've tried everything
<Angelw0rk> atleast 120 seconds
<Viscant> it doesn't work
<Gandido> what's the most you've ever lasted
<Viscant> i've tried thinking of football
<Viscant> i've tried thinking of fat guys dancing
<Viscant> nothing works
<Angelw0rk> how about
<Angelw0rk> you try not coming
<Viscant> i'm sure i've cracked 5 minutes once or twice
<Angelw0rk> you fucking amatuer
<Viscant> alcohol induced performance still counts
<Viscant> zima is my performance enhancing drug
<Angelw0rk> this is so going on srk
<Viscant> ...=(

<Angelw0rk> say hello to srk jay
<Viscant> that's ok
<Viscant> the millions (and millions) of viscant's fans will still love him
<Gandido> lol
* T-Bebop has quit IRC
<Gandido> 5 minutes?
<Gandido> shit man
<Gandido> you suck. lol
<Gandido> no wonder women leave you
<Viscant> ;_;

[OrangeCat]

* taCegnarO is now known as ViscantJr
<ViscantJr> DADDY!
<Viscant> ...
<ViscantJr> DADDY!
<ViscantJr> DADDY!
<ViscantJr> DADDY!
<ViscantJr> DADDY!
<ViscantJr> DADDY!
* ViscantJr hugs Viscant.
<Viscant> this is a disturbing development
<ViscantJr> Hey daddy....say "Whose your daddy" to me.
<ViscantJr> and I'll say YOU ARE!
<Viscant> ...
<ViscantJr> SAY IT.
<ViscantJr> COME ON.
* Viscant is now known as JesusOUT
<ViscantJr> DO IT
<ViscantJr> DO IT
<ViscantJr> DO IT
<JesusOUT> i'm afraid
<JesusOUT> so now i will go drink
<ViscantJr> AWWWWW daddy always go to the drink.

[-BF-]

<NineT9> Hilton's money doesn't save her
<epsilon_> haah
<BalloonFi> most people don't like her, but i'd still fuck the scrawny bitch
<Stabby> Which is incredible
<epsilon_> hilton wouldnt be that bad but shes really skinny
<NineT9> her porn video showing she can't suck dick drops her even farther
<Stabby> 300 million and I'd not hit it
<epsilon_> and has an od shaped nose
<Stabby> Ahahaha
<Stabby> 9, stop beasting
<epsilon_> *odd
<BalloonFi> its pretty sad that a girl can't suck dick
<NineT9> especially hilton
<epsilon_> i can honestly say it still hit it though haha
<epsilon_> :l
<BalloonFi> you would think shes got a degree in it
<NineT9> exactly
<BalloonFi> hehe
<NineT9> Hilton's School of Dick Sucking
<epsilon_> lol
<m00b> FAILED
<NineT9> Valedictorian: Jay Snyder
<Viscant> ...
<NineT9> ZING
<BalloonFi> HAHAHA
<NineT9> ah shit, he was paying attention
<epsilon_> haha
<epsilon_> that worked out well

[-BF-]

<Viscant> i still have a great body
<BalloonFi> ^ omfg no
<Viscant> ...like yours is better
<Viscant> 8% body fat, ripped sexy abs
<Viscant> a butt that truly will. not. quit.
<Viscant> sweet penetrating color changing eyes
<Viscant> a smile that melts even the iciest of cosplayers
<Viscant> i'm the total package
<Viscant> every woman's pet, every man's regret
<Viscant> the man, the myth, the legend
<Viscant> the one, the only
<Viscant> jay snyder

[Pained Auron]

[10:34pm] <Marik_Ish> I always wanted to be taken by a hot german domme in a nazi suit
[10:34pm] <TimeFlip> yuppers
[10:34pm] <+TigerGeno> taken?
[10:34pm] <[A][A][A]> German Chicks are hot.
[10:34pm] <@NotEver> <Marik_Ish> I always wanted to be taken by a hot german man in a nazi suit
[10:34pm] <+TigerGeno> like in the ass taken?
[10:35pm] <Marik_Ish> not in the ass!
[10:35pm] <[A][A][A]> But those long legged russian red heads.
[10:35pm] <@NotEver> liar
[10:35pm] <[A][A][A]> DAMN.
[10:35pm] <+TigerGeno> thats taking you
[10:35pm] <TimeFlip> I guess so
[10:35pm] [A][A][A] (Athanasy@uslink-66.173.39-90.uslink.net) is now known as Athanasy
[10:35pm] <Marik_Ish> no, taking me is throwing me on the bed and riding my dick
[10:35pm] <Athanasy> ....
[10:35pm] <+TigerGeno> no
[10:35pm] <@NotEver> no
[10:35pm] <RPDrookie> lol
[10:35pm] <Athanasy> *Gags, yet again*
[10:35pm] <RPDrookie> wow
[10:35pm] <+TigerGeno> taking you is a strap on dildo in your ass
[10:35pm] <@NotEver> taking you is taking your asshole
[10:35pm] <TimeFlip> So you want a guy riding your dick?
[10:35pm] <TimeFlip> So I see, pitcher
[10:35pm] <RPDrookie> lmao
[10:35pm] <Athanasy> Taking your virginity.
[10:35pm] <RPDrookie> oh man
[10:36pm] <+TigerGeno> thats why chicks say take me dude
[10:36pm] <RPDrookie> "Ich WILL Ficken!"
[10:36pm] <+TigerGeno> they want you to stick someting in them
[10:36pm] <RPDrookie> a part of me just died
[10:36pm] <RPDrookie> Dataika left
[10:36pm] <RPDrookie> shitballs
[10:36pm] <+TigerGeno> big fuckin whoop
[10:36pm] <@NotEver> and bloody wants girls to take his asshole
[10:37pm] <+TigerGeno> with no lube i bet
[10:37pm] <RPDrookie> lol
[10:37pm] <RPDrookie> you're always the sobering aspect, Tiger
[10:37pm] <+TigerGeno> goddamn you're a sick bastard bloody
[10:37pm] <TimeFlip> Maybe some spitlube
[10:37pm] <@NotEver> no lube
[10:37pm] <Marik_Ish> man if a girl does it it isn't gay
[10:37pm] <+TigerGeno> OH SHIT
[10:37pm] <@NotEver> ...........yes it is
[10:37pm] <+TigerGeno> HE THOUGHT ABOUT IT
[10:38pm] <+TigerGeno> ITS A DICK IN YOUR ASS
[10:38pm] <+TigerGeno> its fucking gay
[10:38pm] <Marik_Ish> every guy ponders it at some point
[10:38pm] <RPDrookie> no
[10:38pm] <@NotEver> not me
[10:38pm] <RPDrookie> can't say that I have
[10:38pm] <Marik_Ish> pornstars do it
[10:38pm] <TimeFlip> not me
[10:38pm] <+TigerGeno> maybe a finger to probe your prostate but not a goddamn dildo man
[10:38pm] <RPDrookie> lol
[10:38pm] <@NotEver> ok that was gay
[10:38pm] <+TigerGeno> ever, don't go there
[10:38pm] <Marik_Ish> fingers are cool
[10:38pm] <+TigerGeno> prostate is the male gspot
[10:39pm] <TimeFlip> then go finger yourself
[10:39pm] <+TigerGeno> but a dildo 12 inches in is fuckin gay
[10:39pm] <Marik_Ish> too late
[10:39pm] <RPDrookie> this is hoolarious
[10:39pm] <Marik_Ish> 12 inches? wtf
[10:39pm] <Marik_Ish> that's gay
[10:39pm] <+TigerGeno> yeah shes gonna take you bloody
[10:39pm] <+TigerGeno> nazis don't fuck around
[10:39pm] <RPDrookie> I don't know what's more funny, this or Damn Cisco wanting to be in an orgy in college
[10:39pm] <Marik_Ish> a woman's strapon should be like 7 or 8
[10:39pm] <+TigerGeno> they kill millions
[10:39pm] <RPDrookie> lmao
[10:39pm] <+TigerGeno> and ram that shit all the way up there
[10:39pm] <Marik_Ish> would she hit me?
[10:39pm] <TimeFlip> Dear god he's fingering himself

[TimeFlip]

A random excursion to #sex

<Slash_h20> yall want tog et fucked in here don't ya lol
<Slash_h20> *to get
<TimeFlip> be sure to say hi to ducky
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<Slash_h20> yo who here wants to get fucked for there xmas present lol
<BalloonFi> stfu slash
<TimeFlip> shut up before you get buttraped
<TimeFlip> WITH NO LUBE
<Slash_h20> hey man i was fucking around
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<Slash_h20> It's a joke you mon you know
<TimeFlip> Next time you'll be fucking around
<TimeFlip> WITH NO LUBE
<Slash_h20> I got a dick not a lube and it's a BIG DICK
<TimeFlip> Yeah you got a big dick
<TimeFlip> Goes in your mouth, out your ass
<TimeFlip> DAMNZZZ @_@
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<Slash_h20> Yep that's right I GOT a BIG DICK and I GET MORE PUSSY THEN then santa gets more cookies lol
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<TimeFlip> So you're bi?
<TimeFlip> I see.
<Slash_h20> cause I'm a PLAYA
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<Slash_h20> no
<Slash_h20> I'm not
<Slash_h20> I'm straight
* Slash_h20 was kicked by SamSungX (flood)
<TimeFlip> I'm out too

[TigerGenocide]

That shit was great.

[TimeFlip]

* santa-cka sets mode: +v Slash_h20
<santa-cka> HAHA VIRUS
<santa-cka> NORTON MUST BE GOING BATSHIT INSANE!!!
<Slash_h20> yo man
<Slash_h20> i'm serious
<santa-cka> so am I
<Slash_h20> here why are you guys clowning me like this
<santa-cka> note the caps and bold
<Slash_h20> fuck I got a virus i'm here now
<Slash_h20> *on
<Athanasy> You didn't install the anti virus that comes with mIRC?
* sexvoice has quit IRC
<Slash_h20> what anti virus
<Slash_h20> it gave me some shit
<Slash_h20> then told me to registered
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<Athanasy> You were supposed to click the "Install Extra Components
<Slash_h20> what are you guys talking about anti virus I have a anti virus shit
<Athanasy> " box.
<Slash_h20> I did
<Slash_h20> I think
<Athanasy> When you do set up.
<Athanasy> Yeah but this one is specially made for mIRC.
<Slash_h20> Damn it so mIrch it fucks up
<Slash_h20> not your pc
<Athanasy> Now the only way you can get rid of it is if cka -V you.
<Slash_h20> you mean -plus you
<Slash_h20> see I got a plus on my name like jabert did
<Slash_h20> and Risu did
<Slash_h20> yikes 3 other people have it
<Slash_h20> damit
<TimeFlip> ha ha
<TimeFlip> Sucks for you
<Athanasy> Shoulda read what you installed, man.
<Slash_h20> well I think I installed evrthing
<Athanasy> Obviously, you didn't.
<TimeFlip> you should've cancelled the porno you were downloading
<TimeFlip> Took the time to RTFM
<Athanasy> lol
<Athanasy> Serious.
<Slash_h20> I wasn't downloading shit man
<TimeFlip> that's what they all say
<Slash_h20> I was only downloading IRC
<Athanasy> Well, you weren't reading shit either.
<Athanasy> Type "/hop"

[RowJoe]

Wow, some of that stuff is pure genius.

[Athanasy]

That Virus is hella deadly, Watch your back people.

[A] Is the only cure!

Too bad TimeFlip could only post so much...

[Pained Auron]

[8:36pm] <fuck_you> IRC needs a fucking Trannie smiley.
[8:36pm] <Athanasy> ...
[8:37pm] <Athanasy> I don't think anyone wants to recreate Jay's face as an emoticon.

[Mystic]

Cabron, You posted that already. But I still cant get enough of it. Damnit I wish I had the posts from that one night where amazed took over the ops. Someone find them!

[4neqs]

<Athanasy> Jay?
<BalloonFi> lol the obese cosplayer
<OrangeCat> TOSSING OF SALADS?
<OrangeCat> HOLY SHIT.
<NotEver> and she made him dress up as tidus
<Athanasy> lmao
<OrangeCat> What did you use Jay?
<OrangeCat> your WANG TONGS?
<OrangeCat> TWO IN EACH HAND?
<Athanasy> Did she go overdrive on you?
<Viscant> http://yuna.leonhart.net/w-yuna/w-yuna10new.jpg <--- THIS IS NOT FAT
<Athanasy> Did she make you summon your aeon?
<Viscant> it's cthulhu level evil
<Viscant> but not fat
*** Tflip is now known as TimeFlip
<OrangeCat> and when we mean aeon.
<NotEver> he worshipped her
<OrangeCat> we mean strap-aeon
<NotEver> we mean dildo
<Viscant> .......
<Athanasy> rofl
<Athanasy> R-O-F-L
<Athanasy> Strap-Aeon.
<Viscant> i'll send her to your houses
<OrangeCat> It must have been of BAHAMUT SIZED greatness.
<Viscant> then we'll see who's laughing
<NotEver> no one knows where i live
<NotEver> shut up jay
<Athanasy> Aye, same here.
<Athanasy> My house travels.
<Athanasy> DOWN THE CORNER OF STREETS
<Viscant> i'll just ask ricky
<Viscant> he makes house calls to you
<OrangeCat> LOL
<OrangeCat> more like "I'll do Ricky a favor"
<NotEver> shut up jay
<Athanasy> lololol
<OrangeCat> and by favor we mean "the whole 9 gay"
<Athanasy> hahah
<TimeFlip> more like the whole 69 gay

[R.P.D rookie]

Wherever Juvenile is, he'd be proud:

<BalloonFi> FUCK HURRY UP AND GET BACK ON AIM ATHAN
<RPDrookie> well it is a Tuesday
<RPDrookie> that's why Athan is cautious about getting on AIM
<BalloonFi> he was just on
<BalloonFi> then we were doing zsnes
<BalloonFi> and mine fucked up
<[K]zGGPO> rpd whats that suppose to mean
<RPDrookie> well....
<RPDrookie> according to Juvenile from Cash Money
<[K]zGGPO> ok enuff
<RPDrookie> "On tuesdays and thurdays, you better watch for the sweep...."
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<[K]zGGPO> oooohhhh
<[K]zGGPO> omg
<RPDrookie> "Those white folks be actin' an ass if they catch you on the street..."
<RPDrookie> so
<Athanasy> KZ
<RPDrookie> that's the way I see it
<[K]zGGPO> ATH, DIDN'T U HEED THE WORDS OF JUVENILE??!!!
<Athanasy> Stop biting my [] plz.
<RPDrookie> lmao

[epsilon_]

<rsigley> when i rub my cat's tummy he gets an erection, am i obligated to "finish" him off?
<rsigley> or should i just leave him hanging
<RPDrookie> oh boy
<rsigley> i don't do it on purpose
<Angelw0rk> lol
<rsigley> but like i feel bad
<Angelw0rk> sure you dont
<DelicousJ> LOL
<B133TN3SS> haha
<B133TN3SS> omfg
<B133TN3SS> sig
<Angelw0rk> your so naughty

[S.a.g.a]

OG Hiryu > All of you punk bitches.

<Hiryu> PUT THAT SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH AND SMOKE THAT DICK, SON.
<Hiryu> SHUT IT.<Athanasy> TEMARI HAS SEXUAL PRIORITY TO SHIKAMARU*
<Hiryu> Athan, I'll own you again street style.
<RPDrookie> Fuck em' up in the street!
<Hiryu> RC SCARLET SPIDER WITH IMPACT WEBBING ASSIST.
<Hiryu> NOW THAT IS FUCKING STREET.<Hiryu> JUST LIKE ATHAN.
<Athanasy> YOU CANT BEAT AMAZING BAG MAN
<Hiryu> A LOSER.
<RPDrookie> lol
<Athanasy> ON THE STREETS
<Athanasy> HE BE FROM THE GHETTO
<Hiryu> Yes, I can, Athan.
<Athanasy> FALLBACK SAGA
<Athanasy> FALLBACK
<Hiryu> All I have to do is sprinkle some crack on him and your dick.
<NotEver> I CAN TYPE IN CAPS TOO!!!!!!!!!!
<Hiryu> He'll be busy for days.
<Angelw0rk> LOL
<Hiryu> GGPO.
<HellSap> lol
<Hiryu> OOPS.
<Hiryu> I OWNED YOU AGAIN.<Athanasy> DONT MAKE ME BUST OUT MY FROZEN ZOURS
<Hiryu> ...Somehow... I doubt HE even knows what he's talking about now.
<Athanasy> SOMEHOW
<Hiryu> The ass kicking was so savage, he lost his memory.<Hiryu> <[A][A][A]> Hiryu is a dummyhead.
<Hiryu> <[A][A][A]> That likes cooties
<Hiryu> This is all I see.
<Hiryu> "I love Hiryu."
<Hiryu> "Hiryu should inpreg my mother."
<Hiryu> "Please Hiryu, own me again."
<[A][A][A]> Hiryu should stuff his mouth with peanut butter and make omlets.
<Hiryu> "Hiryu, I swear I'll leave you alone if you let me smell your boxers."
<Hiryu> "Pretty please?"<Hiryu> God damn, I'ma shut up now.
<Hiryu> I'm starting to feel guilty for beasting this much.
<[A][A][A]> YOU SHUT UP
<[A][A][A]> I WIN
<NotEver> <[A][A][A]> Hiryu should stuff his mouth with watermelon and make fried chicken. <---- fixed it for you
* [A][A][A] is now known as Athanasy
<NotEver> it's sad when I have to help you
<Hiryu> It really is.<ducky> fuck white people
<ducky> FUCK EM
<Hiryu> ...Ducky, you're asian so I'll be nice about this. It's not "white people" is "fucking saltine ass cracker fuckers that manage Saturn car dealerships."
<NotEver> in other words ducky, pryde<NotEver> let these crackers eat their beef wellington in peace<B133TN3SS> stop with the bullshit
<B133TN3SS> your making me go fatter!
<Hiryu> Fatty in denial. HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
<Angelw0rk> he is the hill saga<B133TN3SS> jay has a vagina
<B133TN3SS> haha angel
<NotEver> na
<NotEver> jay's just a ***
<Viscant> ....
<ducky> jay isn't a ***... he's bi
<Hiryu> With a plastic vagina he stole from Wal-Mart which is actually a car battery wrapped around some Mcdonalds napkins and some disposible gloves.
<B133TN3SS> OMFG! STOP BEASTING<Viscant> I DID NOT DOWNLOAD THAT MONSTROSITY
<Hiryu> <Viscant> I DID NOT DOWNLOAD THAT MONSTROSITY <<< What did you mother do for a Klondike bar THIS time?
<BalloonFi> lol
<Angelw0rk> wow
<B133TN3SS> HAHA<B133TN3SS> tacochan
<B133TN3SS> ?
<Hiryu> Hold on, fuckers.
<Hiryu> I'll upload a picture for you so you won't be able to harass her.
<NotEver> don't do it
<Hiryu> Ever, it can't be traced back to her.
<NotEver> no
<Hiryu> See how overprotective he is?
<Hiryu> Like a lamb taking care of a 7 Eleven.
<Hiryu> It doesn't make any damn sense at times.<Hiryu> LMAO. I heard on the news that Jet broke something saving his daughter during the Tsunami or something like that.
<DelicousJ> yeah
<Angelw0rk> prolly a brick wall or something
<DelicousJ> that is SO yesterday
<B133TN3SS> lol
<Hiryu> Haha. Probably tried to run up it, Angel.
<B133TN3SS> angel
<Hiryu> You know, out of instinct.<Angelw0rk> wheres this tacochan
<Angelw0rk> i need to jerk
<Hiryu> You'd jerk off to a butterfly if it had "Jessica Alba" written on a piece of paper tapped to its wings.<B133TN3SS> most mexicans arent fat
<B133TN3SS> its the white people who are fat
<Hiryu> It's always the white people, Bl33T.
<Hiryu> They bring it on themselves.
<B133TN3SS> thats why you see guys 300+ riding on little bikes
<B133TN3SS> good point hiryu
<Hiryu> And with every inch, the bikes scream a little more.
<B133TN3SS> lol<Angelw0rk> hiryu post that pic while ever is masterbting
<Hiryu> LMAO.
<Hiryu> I can't, man.
<Hiryu> He'll bitch up a shitstorm.
<NotEver> angel you fucking ******
<Hiryu> LMAO.
<B133TN3SS> hes done you guys
<Hiryu> Ever is pissed.
<Hiryu> His "old faithful" must have sprayed off some seltzer, Bleet.<DelicousJ> you seem a little defensive about the subject
<DelicousJ> so ill go ahead and assume you arent
<Hiryu> I'm defensive because people don't have a right to own pictures if they haven't posted themselves.
<cka> kinda like how black people aren't allowed to own expensive stuff when they don't have jobs
<cka> yet they do anyway
<Hiryu> See?
<Hiryu> cka gets the system.
<Hiryu> Because he's a twenty something black man trapped in a hippies body with the personality of a 65 year old Vietnam War veteran.

[Pained Auron]

i like how you left out the part where your ownage streak ended

[S.a.g.a]

i like how you left out the part where your ownage streak ended

<NotEver> but
<NotEver> jen still likes me better than you
<NotEver> so...............
<Hiryu> But...
<Angelw0rk> is this jen broad even cute
<Hiryu> Jen still hasn't given you sex.
<Hiryu> OH SHIT.
<NotEver> that is true
<Hiryu> IT'S A DRAW.
<Hiryu> Damn you Ever.
<Angelw0rk> isnt she the one with all the shit in her mouth
<Hiryu> Fucking contender.
<Hiryu> Broke my owning streak.
Hmm? ...Huh? Oh? What? I believe that was the sound of you shutting the fuck up.

[angelpalm]

and then came the sound of one hand fapping

[S.a.g.a]

and then came the sound of one hand fapping

By the mexican, no doubt.

[Fenrir171]

<+PDATHAN> Does she have a nice ass?
<+TGenome> I have that site bookmarked
<@NotEver> yes
<@NotEver> jay does too

[Athanasy]

<NotEver> who has bigger tits?
<NotEver> nessa or milla jovovich?
<Viscant> kz
<PDATHAN> ROFL

<Wolfwood> <+PDATHAN> Does she have a nice ass?
<Wolfwood> [12:10am] <@NotEver> yes
<Wolfwood> [12:10am] <@NotEver> jay does too

[Pained Auron]

get it right athan

[11:09pm] <@Wolfwood> [12:10am] <+TGenome> I have that site bookmarked
[11:09pm] <@Wolfwood> [12:10am] <@NotEver> yes
[11:09pm] <@Wolfwood> [12:10am] <@NotEver> jay does too

[OrangeCat]

Shit Hiryu, I haven't laughed at such great beasting in a long time.

OC

[S.a.g.a]

Shit Hiryu, I haven't laughed at such great beasting in a long time.

OC

Why thank you. We do what we can do when we can do it.

[Mystic]

<B133TN3SS> quarters are skinnier
<Marik_Ish> oh I see, skinnier...
<B133TN3SS> yes skinnier
<Marik_Ish> Matt, did he freak out?
<B133TN3SS> like you like your women right?
<B133TN3SS> skinny as hell, with no meat whatsoever
<Marik_Ish> huh? women don't have to be skinny for me Bl33t
<B133TN3SS> matt, what woulda happened if you just asked him for it
<B133TN3SS> yes, skinny women are no longer attractive
<Marik_Ish> they aren't?
<B133TN3SS> average sized women are whats in
<B133TN3SS> no
<B133TN3SS> skinny as in weigh less than 120, no
<Marik_Ish> I like women that look good, long as they aren't 500 lbs
<B133TN3SS> so they can be 499 pounds and youd hit it?
<Marik_Ish> no no no
<B133TN3SS> NO
<B133TN3SS> THATS WHAT YOU SAID
<Marik_Ish> dude, i used that as an example weight
<B133TN3SS> stfu
<B133TN3SS> you like em BIG
<Marik_Ish> I don't even go by weight, I just go by how her body looks, if it doesn't look bad who cares what the numerical weight is
<B133TN3SS> so she can be 499 and youd hit it?
<OrangeCat> <Marik_Ish> I like women that look good, long as they aren't 500 lb
<OrangeCat> how can you even say
<Ex_Matt> we made him go against his will
<B133TN3SS> ima put that shit in the srkgd thread
<OrangeCat> <Marik_Ish> I don't even go by weight
<Ex_Matt> no we just needed a cell phone
<OrangeCat> That's just stupid.
<B133TN3SS> haha
<OrangeCat> you give us a number...then you say OH I DON'T GO BY WEIGHT.
<RoseFOOD> you care what the numerical weight is
<Ex_Matt> it was a good time, hit on university chicks, visited with friends
<Ex_Matt> played some football and came home
<OrangeCat> It's either one or another Bloody.
<RoseFOOD> when she wants to get on top and you feel your femurs cracking
<B133TN3SS> nice
<Marik_Ish> well, when I say go by weight, I mean I don't expect a woman to have a certain numerical weight. if a girl was 140lbs I wouldn't reject her because of it
<B133TN3SS> haha viscant
<OrangeCat> There you go again....you going by weight.
<Marik_Ish> huh?
<Marik_Ish> I used 500lbs as a numerical example
<OrangeCat> And viscant, he would much rather hear staffs cracking in his ass.
<OrangeCat> Yuna staffs.
<Marik_Ish> I simply mean I am not interested in obese women

Haha bloody loves the fat bitches...

[angelpalm]

<FMJaguar> what did you eat
<Viscant> my diet doesnt contain enough vitamin penis
<bongGONE> .................................................
<bongGONE> the gay never ends here on #srkgd
<Viscant> i'm definitley not getting my daily recommend amount of semen
<Viscant> i look pale
<Viscant> maybe i'll just have a milkshake as a substitute
<FMJaguar> ha=
<Viscant> now, i just have to find a horse





<Viscant> right after i finish flossing my ass
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<Viscant> damn, vasoline is sticky!

<Viscant> my keyboard smells like a diaper

<Viscant> http://www.clublaugh.com/item.php?id=1043 <---puce

<Viscant> a grown man farting in my face when i'm licking beneath his balls is the second most offensive thing thats happened to me this week
<Viscant> you DON'T wanna know the first

[KrassHole]

<Viscant> i use my car to drive me wherever i want to go
<Viscant> my car is my penis
<Viscant> you are not your car
<Ex_Matt> so drive it up your ass

[OrangeCat]

* Topic is 'hahaha http://www.fighters.net | Mention of Shaq = bandom'
* Set by Gandido!~gandido@64.237.153.240 on Thu Jan 06 11:46:42

NOTICE THE TOPIC.

<bongers> Damn, have to wait until Tuesday to get my mp3 player.
<bongers> Gay
<epsilon_> :o
<McOrange> hey bong..who's that really tall basketball player?
<bongers> Yao Ming?
<McOrange> that used to be on the lakers..but got traded?
<bongers> Oh.
<bongers> The arab guy?
<McOrange> Nope.
<Gandido> Vlade Divac
<Gandido> ?
<epsilon_> shaq
<Gandido> ...
<bongers> Lol.
<epsilon_> ? lol
<McOrange> Bye epsilon.
* Gandido sets mode: +b *!*@AC85C903.ipt.aol.com
<epsilon_> i hope you dont mean shaq
<bongers> LOL
* epsilon_ was kicked by Gandido (Shaq Ban)
<McOrange> YES!
* Gandido changes topic to 'hahaha http://www.fighters.net | Mention of Shaq = bandom | epsilon = baited.com'
<bongers> Lol, shaq ban.
<McOrange> HA HA HA.
<bongers> That's fucking hilarious.
<McOrange> That's going tin SRKgd's top ten classics

[OrangeCat]

Victim #2

<Orange[A]> Hey..athan.
<Athanasy> Why is everybody whoring out my [A]?
<Orange[A]> who was that guy...who got traded.
<Orange[A]> in basketball.
<Athanasy> WHASHRE MATTER
<Athanasy> I don't watch basketball.
<Gandido> huge black guy
<Orange[A]> From LA to somewhere else.
<[A]Mikey> Gary Payton?
* Athanasy is now known as OG[A]
<Orange[A]> No he had his own video game.
<Orange[A]> it was a fighter.
<Orange[A]> I forget.
<OG[A]> Shaq
<Orange[A]> Jesus Christ.
* Gandido sets mode: +b *!*@uslink-66.173.38-56.uslink.net
<OG[A]> Shaquille Oniel
<Orange[A]> Bye athan.
<OG[A]> Or something
<[A]Mikey> haha
<OG[A]> like that
* OG[A] was kicked by Gandido (Shaq ban)
<Orange[A]> LOL
<Orange[A]> YES.
* Gandido changes topic to 'hahaha http://www.fighters.net | Mention of Shaq = bandom | epsilon + Athan = baited.com'
* Orange[A] high fives Gandido.
* Gandido sets mode: -b *!*@uslink-66.173.38-56.uslink.net
<Orange[A]> Damn man....at this rate we'll have a fucking list.

[OrangeCat]

Sadly SIC didn't take the bait:
<Orange[A]> Sic what are you talking about man? ****? Shit?
<Orange[A]> fuck?
<Orange[A]> cunt?
<G[A]ndido> sic
<Athanasy> SIC AIM PLZ
<G[A]ndido> whos that guy that got traded
<G[A]ndido> from la
<DLJoe> Yay new jams.
<xSicx> Topic is 'hahaha http://www.fighters.net | Mention of **** = bandom | epsilon + Athan = baited.com'
<Orange[A]> I don't know.
<HellSap> lol
<Athanasy> love shack.....
<Orange[A]> man...do you guys know why the fuck the Laker's won't win this year?
<HellSap> Athanasy - damn, I was thinking the same thing
<Orange[A]> Do you know why hellsap?
<Orange[A]> how about you athan?
<Orange[A]> or sic?
<Orange[A]> you know why?
<Athanasy> Because I am godly.
<xSicx> cause they suck
<HellSap> aliens
<Orange[A]> because they traded one important guy.
<Orange[A]> who was it?
<Orange[A]> OH YEAH LET ME HEAR IT MOFOS.
<HellSap> I dunno!!!
<Athanasy> Blame the canadians.
<HellSap> kobe?
<HellSap> hahaha
<xSicx> its cause kobe raped a bitch in the ass
<Athanasy> The person who got the coach fired?
<Orange[A]> No the OTHER guy
<Orange[A]> he went to miami.
<HellSap> what was his name?
<Orange[A]> taller than Kobe.
<xSicx> made him weak in the knees
<Athanasy> Will Smith?
<HellSap> yeah, I think he left to be a movie star, shoulda stayed pro!
<Athanasy> Yeah, then he did that whole song about Miami.
<Orange[A]> Fuck.....It's on the tip of my tongue.
<Orange[A]> he did all thsoe Taco Bell commercials.
<Athanasy> Jiggy Will?
<HellSap> man, o'niel is great in stargate
<Athanasy> Yeah he is.
* HellSap was kicked by G[A]ndido (____ O'neil.)
<Athanasy> lmao
<xSicx> LMAO
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<Athanasy> gandido
<Athanasy> wrong oniel
<HellSap> lol, wtf
<Orange[A]> THAT WAS AGAINST THE RULES.
<Eulogy> DId you guys ever play his pinball game?

BUT VICIOUS SLASH DID.


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<Athanasy> HES TALKING ABOUT A SHORT WHITE MAN
<Orange[A]> Hey slash.
<SUB-0> hellsap whats with those rules in that lb2 tourney thread
<Orange[A]> who got traded from LA to Miami.
<Orange[A]> I forget......
<HellSap> those are glitches
<ViciousSL> yo
<Orange[A]> It's basically the reason they aren't going to win this year.
<ViciousSL> shaq
<ViciousSL> just shaq
<Orange[A]> Bye Slash.
* G[A]ndido sets mode: +b *!*@user-2inik50.dialup.mindspring.com
<HellSap> llol
* ViciousSL was kicked by G[A]ndido (Shaq ban)
<xSicx> rofl
<Athanasy> THE CRUELTY IS RELENTLESS
* Orange[A] notches another one off the belt.

[Rage02fire]

KICK ME OUT FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[OrangeCat]

AkumaTX is no fool

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<Orange[A]> AKumaTX.
<Orange[A]> how are you?
<Akumatx> stupid mirc wont install on laptop
<DLJoe> Sexy parties!
<Akumatx> good
<Orange[A]> Do you remember that guy....who got traded to the Miami heat from the Lakers?
<Smithy> hi
<DLJoe> Smack...
<Akumatx> yes and im not stupid
<DLJoe> Slack...
<Akumatx> i read topics
<DLJoe> Spack...
<Orange[A]> Hmmmm....but seriously though.
<Akumatx> FU
<Orange[A]> who was that guy? He was big.....
<Akumatx> FU
<Orange[A]> LOL
<Derez-> uh duh
<Akumatx> Sh** FU
<Orange[A]> YOU ARE NO FOOL AKUMA.
<Derez-> it was kazaam
<Akumatx> STEEL
<Orange[A]> Holy shit.
<Orange[A]> steel.
<Derez-> it was that one dude from that awesome fighting game
<Derez-> SPACK FU

BUT SLASH IS

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<Derez-> on genesis
<Orange[A]> Does slash know?
<Akumatx> slash should know
<Orange[A]> slash H20?
<Athanasy> it rhymed oc
<Athanasy> +3
<Akumatx> hey slash who starred in Kazaam
<slash_h20> WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTT
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<slash_h20> shaq attack that's who
<Orange[A]> LOL
<Orange[A]> bye slash.
* NoMeansNo sets mode: +b *!*@ACA7831D.ipt.aol.com
<Akumatx> :)
* slash_h20 was kicked by NoMeansNo (Shaq Ban)
<Orange[A]> Man that never gets old...yet.
* NoMeansNo changes topic to 'hahaha http://www.fighters.net | Mention of Shaq = bandom | epsilon + Athan + ViciousSL + slash_h20 = baited.com'
<Orange[A]> but I can feel it coming.
<NoMeansNo> lol

OC

[BuRn|NgVx]

omgwtfbbq. that shit is too good.

[Fenrir171]

dunno why... but i found this pretty funny...


[6:24pm] <@Gandido> BECAUSE THE WORLD IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
[6:24pm] <Emojin> -_-
[6:24pm] <@bongers> I wish I had a pic. =(
[6:24pm] <@bongers> But I don't.
[6:24pm] <@Philth> its about me
[6:24pm] <@Philth> bitches
[6:24pm] <@Gandido> EXACTLY.
[6:24pm] <@Wolfwood> heh
[6:24pm] <@bongers> He posted up some website with pics of her like a year ago.
[6:24pm] <@Gandido> It's ABOUT A TOKING WHITE ASIAN MOTHAFUCKA
[6:24pm] <@Gandido> not some emo from gaia.

[Emojin]

dunno why... but i found this pretty funny...


[6:24pm] <@Gandido> BECAUSE THE WORLD IS NOT ABOUT YOU.
[6:24pm] <Emojin> -_-
[6:24pm] <@bongers> I wish I had a pic. =(
[6:24pm] <@bongers> But I don't.
[6:24pm] <@Philth> its about me
[6:24pm] <@Philth> bitches
[6:24pm] <@Gandido> EXACTLY.
[6:24pm] <@Wolfwood> heh
[6:24pm] <@bongers> He posted up some website with pics of her like a year ago.
[6:24pm] <@Gandido> It's ABOUT A TOKING WHITE ASIAN MOTHAFUCKA
[6:24pm] <@Gandido> not some emo from gaia.
Hey, I'm on there! Whee! :D

[4neqs]

http://www.fighters.net/


LMFAO. (fillerletters)

[OrangeCat]

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<OrangeCat> Cano2K
<Viscant> the pastrami burger at carl's jr
<OrangeCat> more like Anal2K
<Viscant> is potentially the best food ever to exist on the planet
<Viscant> i need to be alone with the sandwich now
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[KrassHole]

<Philth> I heard Ever's dad was T.Hawk!

[Athanasy]

<RoseVODKA> i will have fun raping boys in the ass
<RoseVODKA> you have fun playing dbz games
<RoseVODKA> strangely your hobby is gayer than mine

[9TNine]

<tyram> can anyone answer a question i have about dagonball z hyper dimension
<tyram> does anone in here play the game
<tyram> i need some help
<tyram> in practice mode i can do the spiriyt bomb with goku but when i am in vs. mode i can not do it for shit do you have any idea whay.
<tyram> my freind and i both cant do it
<tyram> but in practice we can do the super move all day
<tyram> what is the problem with that do i need to do anything special or what
<tyram> i dont get it
<tyram> dragonball z hyper dimension
<@RoseVODKA> tyram: remove the controller from the snes
<@RoseVODKA> and plug it into your friend's ass
<@RoseVODKA> since you both like that game
<@RoseVODKA> you'll both enjoy that even more
<tyram> im cool off that shit i am not gay and i dont want to here about any ass raping tips you have to give it sounds like you have alot of experionce though
<tyram> you have fun by yourself bro
<tyram> more power to you
<@RoseVODKA> i will have fun raping boys in the ass
<@RoseVODKA> you have fun playing dbz games
<@RoseVODKA> strangely your hobby is gayer than mine
<tyram> dbz is tight as hell man i dont know what could ever give you the idea that dbz is gay but whatever later

-9

[Higher-Jin]

Orange Cat: "I Just got banned from #capcom for saying i hate mc rib"

[OrangeCat]

<OrangeCat> OMFG KRASSHOLE DOESN'T CARE.
<OrangeCat> ALERT THE WORLD.
<OrangeCat> EPSILON IS PWNED.
<OrangeCat> COZ KRASSHOLE DOESN'T K A R E
* OrangeCat CARBEAR STARES.
<epsilon_> weeee care11!!1!!!
<epsilon_> remeber the carebears movie? lol
<OrangeCat> isn't that the one.
<OrangeCat> when the carebears meet their mutated cousins?
<OrangeCat> the animal carebears?
<epsilon_> not that i remeber lol
<OrangeCat> I have a twisted memory.
<OrangeCat> they end up in a haunted house.
<OrangeCat> and two "normies" aka human children help them up.
<epsilon_> i saw the one with a kid at camp
<epsilon_> and there was this monster thing
<epsilon_> and the monster captured the kid
<OrangeCat> man what fucking universe did YOU grow up in?
<epsilon_> and then the bears use the tummy beams
<OrangeCat> fucking NON-HOMO-SAFE CAREBEAR APPROVED CHRISTIAN MOVIE?
<epsilon_> the good one
<OrangeCat> All carebear movies are latent homosexual manifestations of their creators.
<OrangeCat> either that or the fallout of the peace movement of the 60's.
<OrangeCat> Like seriously...my little pony?
<epsilon_> pretty much
<Risu> i love my little pony
<OrangeCat> Even He-Man was village people circa MIDIEVAL POWER.
<epsilon_> my little pony was gay as shit
<Risu> i'm a girl though, and almost all the ponies were girls
<epsilon_> with the ponies with the stamps on their asses
<Risu> so how is it gay
<epsilon_> i was a big ninja turtles fan
<OrangeCat> Risu the only reason you like my little pony is that the unicorns on that show were phallic representaitons of your sexual lust.
<Risu> so was i
<OrangeCat> for all girls that is.
<epsilon_> i sitll have a bunch of turtle action figures
<OrangeCat> not just you.
<epsilon_> uhh just the whole show screamed, if youre a boy and watching this
<OrangeCat> Wait...if horses are called ponies.
<epsilon_> youre gay
<Risu> one time when i was 7 i was playing unicorns with this little girl who lived next door and her mom came out and told me i could go to hell for it because unicorns were a symbol of lesbianism.
<Risu> ep did you have the pizza shooter van?
<OrangeCat> are unicorns called UNICORNIES?
<Risu> no

[I Am Lothar]

<?> I wish Sailor Moon was real
<?> because then i would commit crimes like crazy
<?> so some scantily clad big breasted teen girls would come to stop me

Guess who said this?

[TimeFlip]

Found this funny:

<TimeFlip> god
<TimeFlip> i'm going to have to get someone one day
<TimeFlip> what was the name of that blue kid on the tv show doug?
<TimeFlip> peter?
* Dasrik changes topic to 'SKEET = +B except for ops | <B133TN3SS> bleet will exchange sex for vocal awe of she'
<McDollar> skeeter
<McDollar> honk honk
<Dasrik> ...
<Dasrik> that was low
<Viscant> hahaha
<Dasrik> i'm not doing a repeat of that little incident
<Viscant> NO MORE SHAQUILLE BAITING
<TimeFlip> at least this one has more variety

[Higher-Jin]

<epsilon_> damn im perm banned from#capcom
<epsilon_> wiz doesnt like me
> i hear alot of people are
> you make fun of mc ribs?
<epsilon_> yup
> don't ever diss mc ribs
<epsilon_> fuck mc ribs
> he's nut for those mc ribs
> never had em
> lol
> nuts
<epsilon_> im deliciousJ from last night btw
> LOL
that makes sense
> i was like
> hmm
<epsilon_> i already told you what they're made out of
> 2 people
<OrangeCat> I;m going to go in there...and yell I HATE THE MCRIB!
> anti mc rib, banned from capcom
> LOL have fun being banned
> soooo
> what are they made of?
> penis or something?
<epsilon_> vagina actually
> ...
> hahahaha
> i'm hungry
> later you guys
> :P
> jk
<epsilon_> lol
> that's pretty funny

*meanwhile in #capcom


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<OrangeCat> I HATE THE MCRIB!
* OrangeCat (Darthball@fj104-155.pris.bc.ca) has left #capcom



<OrangeCat> There I did it.
> yea
> he did
> lol
> * OrangeCat (Darthball@fj104-155.pris.bc.ca) has left #capcom
> did you get banned or leave?
<OrangeCat> I left
> lol
> i was going to yell
> YOU FOOL!
> lol
> :P
> or
> INFADEL!
> the wizard will have your head
> damn mc ribs
> lol
<epsilon_> lol
<epsilon_> wiz is mean
<epsilon_> well really all ops are mean
> really?
> that sucks
<epsilon_> ive never been perm banned though
<epsilon_> lets see, i think trag kinda likes me
<epsilon_> everyone else can usually stand me
<OrangeCat> The thingis...pig fuckers deservered to be banned.
<epsilon_> ski bannes me alot

*suddenly


* MrWizard (~mrwizard@66.225.247.194) has joined #srkgd
<MrWizard> orangecat
<epsilon_> wix
<epsilon_> wtf
<OrangeCat> yeah?
> LOL
<epsilon_> let me back in dude
<MrWizard> you are a schmuck
> wizard
* MrWizard (~mrwizard@66.225.247.194) has left #srkgd
> HAhahahaha
> ahahhha
> ahha
> oh
> oh
> too good
<epsilon_> fucking bastar
> hahahah
<epsilon_> d
> hahaha
> lol
<epsilon_> i hate that guy
> the wizard had your head
> lol
> hahaha
<epsilon_> if he didnt run srk
<epsilon_> id flame him all the time
<epsilon_> too bad i always go to srk
> *whipes tear from eye
> it's true
> he really does care about mc ribs
> lol
<OrangeCat> LOL my address is banned.
<epsilon_> i guess i could use a proxy
<epsilon_> and a different s/n
> dude i coulda told you that was going to happen
<epsilon_> i dont care that much though
> LOL but i iddn't think he'd really care
> Hahhahaha
> that's too good man
<OrangeCat> do NOT test the wizard.
> lol
> i'm going to post this up on herv
<OrangeCat> I DEMAND EVERYONE GO INTO #CAPCOM AND DECLARE THEY HATE THE MCRIB
> ... LOL
> you do it yourself
<epsilon_> seriously
> i aint' getting banned
> :P
<epsilon_> lol
<OrangeCat> I already did you mofo.
<OrangeCat> and I gots banned.
-----------------------------------------------------

More on the subject of my banning:


<epsilon_> fight the power
> i know
<OrangeCat> it's like a trial of fire.
> lol i was never much of a rebel
<OrangeCat> yeah I figured you to be a pussy.
> i wonder what will happen if i say mc ribs rock
<OrangeCat> a big orange pussy.
> yea that wont' work on me
<epsilon_> he'll still ban you
<epsilon_> lol
<OrangeCat> YOu'd prolly get modded.
> LOL
> hahahahhaha
> i'd like to say it
> but LOL i know what'll happen
<OrangeCat> @HJ-Higher
> usually i'd do that to see what'll happen
> bu ti already know
> i'm sorry oc
> sorry that happened
> but it's pretty funny though right?
<OrangeCat> I'll fucking kill you....at least kickban you.
<OrangeCat> KICKBAN YOUR ASS FROM MY CHANNEL.
> this is your channel?
> O_o
> you dont' even have voice tho
> lol
<OrangeCat> No from another channel.
<OrangeCat> called "HigherJinwillbebanned"
> =/ i prolly would never go there
> seems like there's already a anti me sentiment
> there
<OrangeCat> oh yeah, you'll know your fate there.
> hmmm

*meanwhile

Now talking in #higherjinwillbebanned

*sees OrangeCat as the mod

> Heh heh heh O_o Hi?

#HigherJinWillBeBanned unable to join channel (address is banned)

> You bastard
<OrangeCat> HA HA HA....I got my revenge.
> i didnt' think you'd actually make it
> lol
<OrangeCat> well I did.
<OrangeCat> you crazy ass mofo.
> i also didn't think
> wizard would come here
> clal you a smuck and ban you
> but lol that happened to
<OrangeCat> I have that kinda charisma like that.
> lol
* YZS-BBL is now known as Youzansen
> i'm going to get banned but you guys have to tell me how i can rejoin the channel later
> :P
> i'm going to ask the wizard if he was just looking for a excuse to ban you
> or if he really likes mc ribs
<OrangeCat> I think it's the both.
<OrangeCat> the mcribbage is merely a catalyste.
<epsilon_> im fucking perm banned
> that fucking sucks
<epsilon_> that gay
> LOL
<epsilon_> i dont like wiz anymore
<epsilon_> i used to think he was ok
> hahaha
> that is kinda bad
<epsilon_> now im like uhh you perm ban me over a fucking shitty sandwich
<epsilon_> so i dont really care
<OrangeCat> HEY FUCK YOU....OR I'LL BAN YOU FROM #HIGHERJINWILLBEBANNED as well.
<OrangeCat> althought that would not have quite the same effect.
<OrangeCat> as opposed to say..banning you from #epsilonwillbebanned.
<epsilon_> heh yeah
<epsilon_> i only talk to skisonic and jinrai anyway
<epsilon_> and sometimes choi
<epsilon_> thats about it
> i'm posting this at eleet speek
<Angelw0rk> you are all gay
<Angelw0rk> whos banned?
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<OrangeCat> I am.
<OrangeCat> from #capcom
<OrangeCat> angel work...go in there and declare taht you hate the McRib.
<OrangeCat> you'll get modded.
<OrangeCat> you see what I did was test Wizard's patience by saying I love the Mcrib and think it rocks.
<OrangeCat> but he don't like that shit AT ALL>
<epsilon_> i am too
<Angelw0rk> lol
<epsilon_> mcribs suck
<epsilon_> fight the mcrib
<Angelw0rk> i think i was banned years ago
<Angelw0rk> is it on efnet?
<epsilon_> yes
<OrangeCat> was it about the same time you started to fuck pigs?
<OrangeCat> because that could be a correlation.
<epsilon_> i get banned by skisonic and wiz the most
<OrangeCat> I don't know..it's just me.
<epsilon_> this is the 1st time ive been permbanned though
<Angelw0rk> your mother wouldnt like to her you talk about her like that

[Forever]

<OrangeCat> anal electricution in a fridge down the street, better go catch it.
<InfinityP> LOL

[Fenrir171]

<Javi> I hear Buktooth has a rash in a not-so nice place.
<Fenrir171> javi that was the most random comment ive ever seen...
<True_Tech> wtf
<ChoiBoy> Javi is a pimp
<gUMBy77> mexi pimp
<gUMBy77> get it right
<True_Tech> who is discussing buktooth's rash like its a rumor
<@Buktooth> SHH
<ChoiBoy> buk is itching...
<@Buktooth> i got it from a certain relative of javi
<Fenrir171> hhahaha
<ParryPers> LOL


and...



[11:58am] <@FMJaguar> Javi: your getting married?
[11:58am] <epsilon_> "rushdown" doesnt win tourneys
[11:58am] <ParryPers> maybe no a rushdown.
[11:58am] <True_Tech> unless its like
[11:58am] <True_Tech> hugo
[11:58am] <ParryPers> Maybe more like alot of pressure
[11:58am] <epsilon_> yang isnt played to make openings
[11:58am] <epsilon_> hes played to force mistakes
[11:58am] <Javi> FMJaguar: I call it being bound to a contract in which there are no loopholes, except death.
[11:58am] <ParryPers> i'm TRYING man.
[11:58am] <@FMJaguar> Javi: is this contract with a woman

[Mystic]

You fuckin bitches! Watch when I have ops! Ima bring a whole new defenition of owned to you bastards!



























Btw anyone find the vocal awe of she?

[holler mcdollar]

haha man i need to start talking in there more often.

[KrassHole]

<B133TN3SS> was it gay porn?
<B133TN3SS> ive had some

[Mystic]

<NotEver> what did you get christinessa?
<B133TN3SS> depending on how much you take
<Hiryuness> Skin.
<B133TN3SS> HAHA
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<Viscant> i got her a dozen roses
<Viscant> i baked cookies
<Viscant> i got her a mandala book
<Viscant> and i got her a potato
<Hiryuness> ...
<Hiryuness> You freakin' woman.
<Viscant> ...
<NotEver> what did you get christinessa?
<Viscant> what's womanly there?
<cka> wow that potato just tops off the list
<B133TN3SS> a potato?
<Viscant> well the potato is symbolic
<B133TN3SS> hahahahahahaha
<Hiryuness> What man openly admits to baking COOKIES...
<Hiryuness> FOR THEIR WOMAN?
<Hiryuness> ...Loser.
<B133TN3SS> dude
<B133TN3SS> its jay
<B133TN3SS> what the hell do you expect
<cka> I guess you were on your way over there and stopped at the fucking grocery store to buy something for her
<cka> that's classy
<Hiryuness> Apparently.
<B133TN3SS> a potato though?
<B133TN3SS> wtf!
<Viscant> the potato symbolizes true love and devotion
<NotEver> shristine will now be reffered to as christinessa
<B133TN3SS> by what?
<B133TN3SS> that it can power a clock?
<Hiryuness> He probably didn't actually MAKE the dough.
<cka> it symbolizes a vegetable made out of DIRT
<Viscant> roses wither and die
<B133TN3SS> goes good with gravy?
<Hiryuness> LMAO.
<B133TN3SS> or sour cream
<Hiryuness> cka is beasting.
<Viscant> and you throw them out when they get ugly
<B133TN3SS> haha yea
<Viscant> but a potato doesn't die
<Viscant> it grows
<NotEver> ugly like you jay
<cka> is your girlfriend a dirt vegetable or what
<B133TN3SS> viscant
<Viscant> and she's a vegetarian, so it works
<B133TN3SS> your right
<Hiryuness> Yes, Jay. What are you trying to tell us?
<cka> and does she grow roots if left in humid areas
<Viscant> and she's not my girlfriend anymore
<B133TN3SS> a potato is like a women
<Viscant> this is the ex
<B133TN3SS> they get uglier with age
<Hiryuness> LMAO.
<NotEver> she stuck the potato in his ass?
<B133TN3SS> woman*
<Hiryuness> Damn, he's beasting.
<Viscant> ...
<B133TN3SS> haha
<B133TN3SS> humid areas
<Hiryuness> Jay went from cosplay monsters to spud women.
<Viscant> sigh you people just don't get a sentimental thought
<Hiryuness> God damn, what a pimp.
<NotEver> well, potatos grow underground
<cka> not from your fucking koo-koo mind we dont
<cka> yeah that's it
<Hiryuness> Not from your silly puddy ass, Jay.
<cka> his ex must be a fucking morlock
<B133TN3SS> how is a potato sentimental?
<cka> underground growing and all
<B133TN3SS> it must be on how pathetic your gifts are
<B133TN3SS> it just evens it out
<Hiryuness> Hey, hey guys. Let's be nice here.
<cka> fuck nice I'm angry
<NotEver> ******
<NotEver> be nice to jay?
<NotEver> ARE YOU INSANE?
<cka> and this is the perfect place to take my aggressions out
<Hiryuness> It was either the potato or the $15 tub of cottage cheese.
<cka> well
<cka> cottage cheese would have said she was a fat golddigger
<Hiryuness> With raisins in it.
<cka> $15 and all
<Hiryuness> RAISINS.
<Viscant> it's not supposed to be literal you fags
<Hiryuness> Well, now we know she's a spud.
<Viscant> it's supposed to symbolize a growing connection
<Viscant> YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO ROMANTIC BONES IN YOU
<NotEver> will the viscivic make it all the way there?
<Hiryuness> ...Of cheapskate to stupid.
<B133TN3SS> i do
<cka> maybe Mr. Potato Head gets her wet between the knees
<B133TN3SS> but a potato?
<B133TN3SS> all i can picture
<Hiryuness> Detachable sex parts, cka.
<B133TN3SS> is peeling it
<Viscant> it's only in irvine
<Viscant> it can make it
<B133TN3SS> which is equivalent to skinning
<Hiryuness> "Ooo... ooo TAKE OUT THE EARS!" - Jay's mistress.
<Viscant> ...
<B133TN3SS> lol
<cka> "put that BIG THROBBING NOSE on it! YES YES!"
<B133TN3SS> get so erotic over a pottato
<B133TN3SS> potato*
<Hiryuness> "Ooo... TRY THE HAT NEXT, JAYBEE!"
<Hiryuness> "OMG PLAYSKOOL ME DADDY!"
<cka> "those googly eyes make me so hot"
<Viscant> ........
<B133TN3SS> lol
<Viscant> you freaks
<cka> HOLD THY TONGUE HEATHEN
<Viscant> she's gonna think it's sweet
<cka> you're the one who got your girlfriend the fucking POTATO of all things
<B133TN3SS> no shes not
<Viscant> ...i hope
<Viscant> NOT MY GIRLFRIEND
<B133TN3SS> shes gonna hate you for not getting her a whole bag
<Viscant> that's why i didn't get her something expensive
<Viscant> i was going to order her pizza
<Viscant> but i couldn't figure out what she'd want
<Viscant> she's a vegetarian
<B133TN3SS> thats why you settle with something cheap
<cka> so you could signify that she was a ninja turtle?
<B133TN3SS> like coupons
* Hiryuness changes topic to 'ATTN: Viscant Bought His Monster Girlfriend A POTATO AND HOMEMADE COOKIES FOR V-DAY. REJOICE IN THE FACT THAT HE SUCKS MORE THAN YOU. Thank You.'
<B133TN3SS> hahahaha
<Viscant> well most guys like to get their girl something delivered to her
<B133TN3SS> thats so fucked up
<DSP> wait
<Viscant> so i thought "what delivers"
<DSP> jay
<DSP> this last GF you had
<Viscant> and all i could think of was "PIZZA!"
<DSP> is that the cute one?
<NotEver> yo9u should've spent $400 on a reservation at a chinese restaurant, only to have her say taht she wanted to stay home and play ff 10 instead
<Viscant> yes
<DSP> that you showed me that day?
<Viscant> NotEver: i hate you so much
<Viscant> DSP: probably
<DSP> oh wtf shes not a monster
<Hiryuness> <NotEver> yo9u should've spent $400 on a reservation at a chinese restaurant, only to have her say taht she wanted to stay home and play ff 10 instead <<< OWNED!!!
<DSP> why are people making fun of you

[holler mcdollar]

[09:17] <Hiryuness> And how was the booty, Mc?
[09:20] <McDollar> hiryu very korean
[09:20] <Hiryuness> ...You lucky bastard.
[09:20] <Hiryuness> Spicy and fat free ass... Hmmm.
[09:20] <Hiryuness> Anyway, cool.
[09:21] <McDollar> sidestepping mean parents is half the battle though
[09:21] <Hiryuness> ...Dollar, I'm black. There is no need to have this conversation if the girl is korean.
[09:22] <Hiryuness> Once glance at me and she will have already assumed I killed her parents and stole her car.

[S.a.g.a]

Though it saddens me ever so deeply to do this, I feel I MUST expose Emojin for who he really is.

I'm... I am sorry...

THIS IS A EXTREMELY LONG, BUT DETAILED ACCOUNTS OF EMO'S CAUCASIAN BLINDING NEGRO HATING RAGE. PLEASE... FOR THE SAKE, FUTURE AWARENESS AND SANITY...

...

VIEWER DISCRESION IS ADVISED.

<Kz0060> THUNDERS CATZ ARE LOOSESSS
* Athanasy sets mode: +o Hiryuness
<Kz0060> OMG
<Athanasy> I SUMMON SAGA.
<Kz0060> N-WORD SAGA
<Kz0060> hahahaha
<Athanasy> I told you all I summoned him.
<Kz0060> ur fucked emo
<Hiryuness> Did a cracker done lose his mind up in this piece?
<Kz0060> yes brother saga

And so... I was summoned. Little did I know what I and fellow brother Athanasy and brother Kz were getting ourselves into as we tried desperately to tame this savage beast...

<Kz0060> <Emojin> damn lazy ******* are crazy
<Emojin> NO
<Hiryuness> ...Emo.
<Emojin> DAMNIT NO
<Athanasy> Emo is just rampaging.
<Hiryuness> What the fuck, son.

And so... the madness... began...

Note: VIEWER DISCRESION IS ADVISED.

<Emojin> I've been framed
<Hiryuness> ...Uh huh.
<Hiryuness> Likely story.
<Emojin> omg, lord help me

Yes... lord... a WHITE one no doubt. Ahh... yes... framed... a LIKELY STORY...

<Kz0060> n-word saga, why can't i just sit infront of the bus for once?
<Hiryuness> KZ. We have to STEAL the bus first.
<Kz0060> YES
<Kz0060> cuz we're black
<Hiryuness> Really.
<Hiryuness> You know... we can't just WALK into Woolworth...
<Hiryuness> We have to CRAWL there... FIRST.
<Athanasy> Testify.
<Athanasy> Testify.

And so I shall, brother Athanasy... and SO. I. SHALLED... er... SHALL.

<Hiryuness> You see... we can't just STEP to a white chick to get some play...
<Hiryuness> We have to have a WHITE T on... FIRST.
<Kz0060> we gotta STEAL the white chick
<Hiryuness> ...See, EMO doesn't get the black struggle...
<Emojin> wtf

No, Saga... no... he did not...

...

...God DAMN that nigga's sexy...

...

<Emojin> wtf
<Hiryuness> See... right now...
<Athanasy> <Emojin> Let's steal those ******* oil
<Kz0060> n-word saga, why is the white man is ignant
<Hiryuness> I am so disappointed in HIM...
<Athanasy> Thinking like a true white man.
<Hiryuness> That I don't even BELIEVE... he understands...
<Athanasy> Emo is pure white.
<Hiryuness> The concept of HALF AND HALF CREAMER.

WHITE... yes... WHITE. Did you ever noticed that when you bold something here, it's in WHITE COLOR?

Yes... I DID go there. Oh yes... indeed.

<Hiryuness> Emo... is... A HATER.
<BalloonFi> wtf is up hiryu?
<Kz0060> emo dropped the n-bomb
<Athanasy> Kyle we are in court on Emo's racism.
<Hiryuness> A hater of the CHOCOLATE...
<Hiryuness> A hater of the ******...
* Athanasy is now known as JudgeAth
<BalloonFi> oic

And so... judgment was to be served... but justice... was yet to be found...

<Hiryuness> I have no choice...
<BalloonFi> indeed
<JudgeAth> ORDER.
<JudgeAth> ORDER.
<Hiryuness> But to stand with my fellow brothers...
<Emojin> But I never said anything!
<Hiryuness> AND DELIVER...
<Hiryuness> THE MIGHTY BAN HAMMER...
<Kz0060> <Emojin> kill blacks plz

Such a day... such a sad, sad, sad day in caucasian history...

<Hiryuness> Athan's limit break is about to run out.
<Hiryuness> I can't be summoned for more than FIVE TURNS.

For true, my son... for true.

<Kz0060> <Emojin> I hate you *******
<Kz0060> wtf
<Emojin> wtf
<Kz0060> dude chill

But clearly... he would not...

<Emojin> you're also fat, apparently, but I don't say anything about fat people
<Athanasy> HE CROSSES THE LINE
<Kz0060> take it down a step man
<InfinityP> he's a habitual line stepper
Hiryuness> <Emojin> Fuck you fatty negroid.
<Hiryuness> Oh my shit.
<InfinityP> LINE STEPPED
<Hiryuness> HABITUAL!

Oh my.

* Hiryuness sets mode: +b *!*@jc-c-24-158-137-178.chartertn.net
* Timer 1 activated
<InfinityP> HABITUAL LINE STEPPING GOING ON HERE
* Emojin was kicked by Hiryuness (OH MY SHIT!)

And so the fair five second countdown began...

<Hiryuness> 5
<Hiryuness> 4
<InfinityP> OOOH SNAP
<Hiryuness> 3
<Hiryuness> 2
<Hiryuness> 1
<Hiryuness> 0
<Hiryuness> ...
<Hiryuness> 5
<BalloonFi> lol
<InfinityP> -1

But yet again... he mocks us blacks... VICIOUSLY.

<Emojin> I should be saying something about YOU GUYS
<Athanasy> YOU GUYS=Us...*******?

Oh, but he already has... hasn't he?

<Kz0060> you guys?
<InfinityP> i think we need a house meeting y'all
<InfinityP> i don't feel safe with emojin
<Emojin> wtf why
<InfinityP> we all feel that way
<Athanasy> Infinity has to keep guns.
<Kz0060> cuz u racist
<Athanasy> Just to feel safe.

Oh my shit. ...We may have to kick him off the island...

<Kz0060> emo, i'm entitled to speak freely just like you whites
<Emojin> stfu
<Hiryuness> LMAO.
<Kz0060> see
<Kz0060> see the opression

Yes... So much powder... I can taste the starch...

<Athanasy> <Emojin> It's ok to crack a black.
<Hiryuness> ....WHAT THE FUCK, MAN.
<Kz0060> omg
<Athanasy> OH,MY,GOD.Note: VIEWER DISCRESION IS ADVISED.

Indeed.

* Hiryuness changes topic to ' <Emojin> It's ok to crack a black.'

The game is to be told... not sold.

...

...to white people.

<Hiryuness> THERE.
<Hiryuness> NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR TRUE COLORS.
<Hiryuness> WHITE
<Hiryuness> ON
<Hiryuness> WHITE
<InfinityP> BUSTED
<Athanasy> Emo you hater.

Yes... Busted like your mother's vagina on Christmas morning...

<Hiryuness> See, this is why Bush is president.
<InfinityP> i can't believe it's come to this
<Hiryuness> And butt fucking the people.
<Hiryuness> Because of racists like HIM!

...I speak the gospel. Nothing more... nothing less. It's a curse... really, it is...

<Kz0060> <Emojin> Whoopi Goldberg is black so I instantly hate her.
<Emojin> wtf
<Emojin> NO
<InfinityP> OMG
<InfinityP> I CAN'T BELIEVE HE SAID THAT

OH YES, OH YES, OH YES, OH YES HE DID IT...

<Athanasy> <Emojin> I like heraldo.
<Kz0060> omfg
<InfinityP> OMG HE IS WHITE
<Kz0060> emo
<Kz0060> stop it man
<Athanasy> <Emojin> I even hate that black ass motherfucker Wesley Snipes
<Kz0060> no you gone done it

..............................

...I'll let the ellipses speak volumes for me...

<InfinityP> <Emojin> I can't tell black people apart, because they all look the same to me... you know... stupid.
<Kz0060> WHY MUST YOU DOWN THE BROTHER
<Hiryuness> OH MY SHIT.
<InfinityP> HOW COULD HE?

At this point... "How CAN'T HE?" is even disgusting...

<Hiryuness> You know what, Mr. White Man?
<Hiryuness> I'ma give you another taste of the golden.
<Hiryuness> 'Cause after we beat your ass..
<Kz0060> LOL
<Hiryuness> You won't be able to recognize COLOR.

And so I did... for Christ himself compelled me to do so...

* Hiryuness sets mode: +o Emojin
* Emojin sets mode: +b *!*@pcp09541669pcs.brlngt01.nj.comcast.net
<Hiryuness> What you gonna do, WHITEY?
<Kz0060> WHAT NOW
<Athanasy> <Emojin> I hand out tootise rolls to black kids in hopes of them mistaking it for their fingers and eating them, thus laying off the white man's internet.
<Kz0060> GONNA HANG US N-WORDS LIKE U SAID?

Oh My. Vol. 2

<Hiryuness> ...I tried to be fair.
<Hiryuness> And he didn't shoot us.
<Hiryuness> He is clearly not a tradition white man.
<Hiryuness> He lacks what we call...
<Emojin> I'm a good person. :)
<Hiryuness> THE BRAINS.
<Emojin> :(

Amen.

<Emojin> good person = chicken
<Hiryuness> Instigator = Emo.
<Athanasy> Oh.
<Athanasy> Another black racist comment.
<Hiryuness> FOR REAL.

What will those crazy caucasians think of next...

<InfinityP> wait... chicken?
<BenWeeks> hahah.
<Athanasy> Why did you have to bring up the chicken, emo?
<InfinityP> is it because black people like chicken?!
<Hiryuness> Chicken does not comprise OUR DIET, RACE BANNON.

And fuck the Hadji you rode in on, Mr. Jin...

<InfinityP> WHAT NEXT HUH?
<Kz0060> SO I ONLY EAT CHICKEN NOW EH?
<InfinityP> KOOL AID?
<Athanasy> Emojin only drinks welches.
<Athanasy> That koolaid stuff is too filthy for his pale lips.
<Hiryuness> OVALTINE AND TANG, CRACKA? IS THAT WHAT WE DRINK?!

I... I... I'm so sorry you had to see that part of me... I truly am... :sad:

<Emojin> lol
<Emojin> I mean awaw
<Emojin> I mean lol

...No, you mean, "Hahaha... Darn those silly *******, Martha. Darn those silly *******."

...

<Hiryuness> ...This fool is laughin'...
<Hiryuness> He hates us.
<InfinityP> he totally does
<MikeyPoo> he needs an outlet for his anger
<InfinityP> <Emojin> I just don't see what was so great about martin luther king jr.
<InfinityP> ?!

Oh Dear@ApparentlyIAmNothingButADirtyPorchNegroToEmoj in.com

<Athanasy> <Emojin> If only Janet had a skin change like Michael, she'd sell records.
<Emojin> wtf
<Hiryuness> Two strikes already.
<Athanasy> O.M.G.

J.A.C.K.A.S.S.E.R.Y.

<MikeyPoo> emo
<Kz0060> i cant believe u still said that
<MikeyPoo> stop beasting :(
<Emojin> Kz, I said STFU
<Athanasy> KZ is too black to speak in your chat.

The White Rage. A common ingredient in only the most active... of Ku Kluk Klan members.

<MikeyPoo> I HATE THE BACK OF FORREST WHITAKER'S NECK
<MikeyPoo> AAAAH!
<Emojin> There's a black forest?
<Emojin> A BLACK FOREST?
<InfinityP> i bet if emo found the black forest
<InfinityP> he'd burn it
<InfinityP> just cause it's black

...<_<

...>_>

...

...ZING.

<Athanasy> You like black stuff hanging on your christmas tree.
<Kz0060> <Emojin> If a black man falls in a forest and nobody's there to hear it, does it make a sound? Well YOU GOTTA CUT THE FUCKIN ROPE FIRST.
<Athanasy> Don't you.
<Athanasy> DON'T YOU.
<MikeyPoo> emo
<MikeyPoo> ggpo
<BalloonFi> but that last quote
<BalloonFi> game over

Like the ice on Lil' Flip's penis... I'm sure...

<InfinityP> <Emojin> If i ever saw a tv floating at night, the first thing I'd say would be "Freeze ******!"
<Kz0060> thats so wrong emo
<Athanasy> All Emo does is laugh
<Hiryuness> STOP BEASTING EMO.
<Athanasy> Because he knows he said it.

Yes... only the GUILTY... make light of a such a situation...

<Hiryuness> I'M HURTING HERE>
<Hiryuness> BUT APPARENTLY, MY BLACK ASS DOESN'T MATTER. =(
<Athanasy> Hiryu I'm here for you.
<Hiryuness> MAYBE MY LARGE BLACK PENIS WILL WHEN I DICK SLAP YOU TO SATURN, HUH BITCH?!

...What? He got a nigga hyped...

...Pussy bitch

* Hiryuness summons... OH MY SHIT! UNBRIDLED NEGRO RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Hiryuness> BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK
<Hiryuness> GRRRRRRRR.
* Emojin eats some Grey Poupon
<InfinityP> omg the symbol of white power
<Hiryuness> BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK
<Hiryuness> GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Oh, how I've made you proud... Denzel... Wes...

...

Ving... yeah, nigga I see you...

<Kz0060> * Negrojin is now known as Emojin<---- you have GOT to be shittin me

But we were not shittin' him. O_O

<Hiryuness> No, Negrojin. I will NOT stop hating you.
<Athanasy> I'm taking a shower.
<Athanasy> To cleanse myself of Emojin's hate.

Extra Zest and Cocoa Butter afterwards, my brother...

* Emojin is now known as Chickenji
<InfinityP> omg more with the chicken

We're not even worth a cornish hen...

...Damn shame.

<BalloonFi> hiryu do you eat chicken?
<Hiryuness> No...
<Hiryuness> But I do adore my large penis.

Yes... much love for Lion-O up in this dessessery.

<InfinityP> according to emojin
<Hiryuness> According to Emojin?
<Hiryuness> That sounds like one of those political slander commerials.
<Hiryuness> "According to Emojin... Judge Mathis.. is a DIRTY ******."
<Hiryuness> "Vote Emo for president"
<InfinityP> omg
<InfinityP> pwnd

Damn... LOLLERTSUNAMI...

<Kz0060> <Emojin> "******* should die" I'm emojin and I approve this message
<Hiryuness> This shit so too off the chasm.
<Emojin> I'm gonna evict somebody
<Hiryuness> YOU SEE?!
<Hiryuness> YOU SEE THAT SHIT?!
<Kz0060> I SAW
<Hiryuness> He's gonna evict a black man!
<InfinityP> holy shit
<Emojin> wtf

...SEE? WE KNOW HIS STEEZ...

<Emojin> I'm gonna buy all the Kool Aid in the world
<Hiryuness> Yeah...
<Hiryuness> ALL FOR YOUR SELF, WHITEY.
<InfinityP> so that "Black" people can't drink it?!
<Emojin> Take away your energy supply.
<Hiryuness> HE ADMITS IT!

The evil... Oh dear god...

<Emojin> poison all the chickens
<Kz0060> my god
<Hiryuness> YOU WENT TOO FAR NOW.
<Emojin> poison all the watermelons
<Kz0060> i, a black man, am insulted

As shameless as the Saturn's his bitch daddy sells to my parents...

<Emojin> STOP LYING, YOU
<Emojin> You..
<Hiryuness> STOP MAKING US EXPOSE THE TRUTH!

Please stop, Emo. Stop while Christ still may have a chance to love you.

<Kz0060> I LIKE MINERAL WATER EMO
<Kz0060> OK
<Kz0060> IS THAT OK?
<Emojin> NO
<Kz0060> MAYBE SOME TEA
<Emojin> MY WATER
<Emojin> NO TEA
<Kz0060> NOT KOOL-AID MAN

See... now that's just the BUSH talking here...

<Hiryuness> <Emojin> Take away your energy supply.
<Hiryuness> <Emojin> Take away your energy supply.
<Hiryuness> <Emojin> Take away your energy supply.
<Emojin> MY TEA
<Hiryuness> LIE YOUR WAY THROUGH THAT.
<Emojin> Um

...Victory.

<Hiryuness> Emo is in rage mode.
<Kz0060> i too feel repelled by the white mans hate
<Emojin> I got big lips
<Kz0060> wtf
<Emojin> FUCK
<Hiryuness> ...

...Do we even need to TRY to own him anymore?

<Kz0060> u mockin us?
<Hiryuness> That was a BLATANT PARODY OF THE BLACK MAN!
<Hiryuness> WHY CAN'T YOU ACT RIGHT?!
<Kz0060> CLEAR AS DAY
<Emojin> damnit, you take it the wrong way
<Hiryuness> NO, CRACKA>
<Hiryuness> YOU SAY IT THE WRONG WAY!

TASTE THE HATE.

<Kz0060> no1 randomly says "I got big n-word lips"
<Hiryuness> Especially not after you've been called an attempted racist...
<STenSatsu> roflmao
<Outfinity> BUSTED
<Hiryuness> You are such a hater.
<Kz0060> seriously
<Emojin> Nitwit
<Emojin> Nipple
<Kz0060> been sippin on haterade, black riptide rush

With lemon, Kz. With lemon...

<STenSatsu> somebody log this and post to GD, it's too good
<Emojin> wtf no
<Emojin> NO
<Emojin> NO
<Outfinity> WHY?
<Kz0060> and expose emo of his racism
<Outfinity> AFRAID THE WORLD WILL KNOW?!

Too late... I already DID DAH DAM THANG...

<Hiryuness> Somebody should expose him for who he REALLY is.
<Outfinity> with the whole "YOU PEOPLE" thing
<Kz0060> us people
<Kz0060> k label us some more plz
<Kz0060> right. black man gotta stfu. ok. i get the hint now
<Emojin> stfu
<Emojin> You shoulda got the hint a LONG time ago
<Kz0060> ok man. don't arrest me

God damn, Emo... He was just trying to cross the STREET...

<Outfinity> omg he might throw grey poupon on you just to rub it in your face
<Kz0060> arrest a black man under no grounds what so ever

Preach that shit, young man...

<Emojin> AND NOT CARE
<Kz0060> omfg
<Kz0060> i can't take this anymore
<Kz0060> you're just terrible
<Hiryuness> <Emojin> Yeah, Captain Coon. I know what I meant, fuckhead witstick mcgee. YOU PEOPLE... You little gnat nitwit piece of shit. You know what my ancestors called a black person at their farm? ANTIQUE FARM EQUIPMENT, YOU DAFFY DUCK LIPPED ******.

END...

<Emojin> WTF WTF WTF
<Hiryuness> ...I just recieved that in a PM.
<Hiryuness> ...
<Kz0060> HOW CRAP
<Kz0060> EMO
<Kz0060> damn man

...OF...

<Hiryuness> ...I just smacked Emo with the soul of Christ.
<Kz0060> YOU DAFFY DUCK LIPPED ******.
<Kz0060> wow
<Kz0060> un
<Kz0060> fuckin
<Hiryuness> There is no way you could come back from that...

...THREAD.

...That is all.

[-BF-]

Snip

The funniest thing about that is how long it took you to post/caption all of that shit. You posted it at 9:31, and everything went down like 2 hours earlier.

[S.a.g.a]

The funniest thing about that is how long it took you to post/caption all of that shit. You posted it at 9:31, and everything went down like 2 hours earlier.

Shit, the truth takes time to build.

Besides, you weren't doing any of the work, you little punk. I was in shock... you have no room to complain. :sad:

[kz0060]

Preach it brother Saga. Preach it.

[MrBlank]

The lord has spoken within my brotha S.A.G.A. in thus i must lay a statement and ride with my nukka foreal...

i shall ROFLSURF on over with the LOLLERTSUNAMI my great brotha has laid...

[Forever]

I still can't believe Emojin would sink so low...

[I Am Lothar]

Someone exposed for racism in #srkgd and it wasn't me. Sweet.

[Athanasy]

KZ, Saga, Ath.

Fighting for the Minorities.

[Emojin]

I hate you all. You know I didn't say those things! This is getting out of hand. >_<

[MrQuotes]

man i need a shower from readin all that hatred.. :sad:

[Raz0r]

This is nothing new in #srkgd. I let people know my hatred on a daily basis.

[Athanasy]

The funniest thing about that is how long it took you to post/caption all of that shit. You posted it at 9:31, and everything went down like 2 hours earlier.


Don't hate on General Saga unless you want me to hate on your sigged lover, Risu.

REMEMBER THIS QUOTE.

<Super[A]> VSlash, this woman can't even manage her own weight.
<Super[A]> Do you REALLY feel safe with her managing YOUR business?

[OrangeCat]

<Scrimples> * Reference To: USER32.GetDlgItemTextA, Ord:0000h
<Scrimples> |
<Scrimples> :00401718 E8A5B50000 Call 0040CCC2
<Scrimples> :0040171D E822FFFFFF call 00401644
<Scrimples> :00401722 85C0 test eax, eax
* Xenozip is now known as zenosip
<Scrimples> :00401724 741E je 00401744
<Scrimples> :00401726 6A30 push 00000030
<Scrimples> oops
<Rhinoxip> OOPS?
<Rhinoxip> OMFG....I'M READING TH EPROGRAMING LANGUAGE.
<Rhinoxip> I'M READING IT.
<Rhinoxip> I'M READIN GIT.
<zenosip> but, do you understand it
<Rhinoxip> THE BIANRY FOR SCRIMPLES PENIS FUNCTIONS.
<Rhinoxip> ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH MY EYES.
<Rhinoxip> OOOOPS INDEED.
<Scrimples> You're reading a decompiled portion of a program that's pissing me off because I can't crack it.
<Rhinoxip> You can't crack your own penis function program?
<Rhinoxip> might be a virus.
<zenosip> hzhahahhahaha
<Rhinoxip> like...you know....zeephilys.
<Scrimples> I have to unlock the vagina password function.
<zenosip> rofl
<Rhinoxip> hAVE YOU TRIED USING A BACKDOOR HACK?
<Scrimples> No.
<Rhinoxip> THEY WORK WUNDERS.
<Scrimples> I need to make it stop needing a condom, and just let me in

[DaDesiCanadian]

<Xenozip> i mispronounce shit all the time
<Xenozip> like orangecat, i was recently told was pronounced "orange" and "cat"
<Xenozip> and here i'd been saying "jack" and "ass"

[Athanasy]

* NotEver changes topic to 'if snyder loves the cock juice press 1'
* Athanasy changes topic to 'if Ever loves the cock juice press 1'
<NotEver> 1
<NotEver> 1
<NotEver> 1
<NotEver> 1
<Athanasy> 1
<Athanasy> 1
<Athanasy> 1
<NotEver> 1
<Athanasy> 1
<Athanasy> 1
<Athanasy> 1
<Athanasy> 1
<NotEver> 1
<NotEver> 1
<Xenozip> 1
<NotEver> 1
<NotEver> 1
<Athanasy> LOL

[Athanasy]

<Athanasy> youd be gay
<NotEver> athan
<Athanasy> and jack off to yaoi
<NotEver> i already did that

[Pained Auron]

<Athanasy> youd be gay
<NotEver> athan
<Athanasy> and jack off to yaoi
<NotEver> i already did that



[8:21pm] <@NotEver> the fucking women part

you left that out

[Pained Auron]

<@Athanasy> I WANT to get in JAE I NEEED...A CONDOOM

[MrBlank]

This is nothing new in #srkgd. I let people know my hatred on a daily basis.

yes but your hatred makes me hot and bothered... Sessay!!

[TigerGenocide]

<Marik_Ish> I have no interest in any men or boys
<Marik_Ish> trust me
<Viscant> what about that 15 year old who came in this channel
<Viscant> who you said was your boyfriend
<Marik_Ish> fuck him too
<Marik_Ish> I was confused and lonely
<Marik_Ish> and desperate

[Higher-Jin]

<Blodia> SHUTUP JIN, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAS TO CRAWL IN MY ASS

[Cam]

* B133T kisses IP good night

[BlodiaVulcan5]

<Blodia> SHUTUP JIN, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HAS TO CRAWL IN MY ASS


.... :wow:

[Fenrir171]

[1:03am] <@NotEver> isn't it low tide?
[1:04am] <@NotEver> go pick up your 12387112148 cousins
[1:04am] <@Wolfwood> its when theres no moon you shaman foker... go cast some angry spirits on the walmart thats over your ancient indian burial ground...
[1:05am] <@NotEver> later fags
[1:05am] NotEver «Delacroix@astound-64-85-234-197.ca.astound.net» has Quit iRC (—I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— 2.0 Build 2520)

[Cam]

<DarthBong> jay
<DarthBong> I love you
<DarthBong> and your dirty cock

[Athanasy]

Short Story of the day.

I(Darth Plagues) taught WildKitty(Darth Sidious) in the ways of the sith, then he killed me in my sleep. Then he trained Bacardi_J3d1(Darth Vader) and ruled the galactic empire(#srkgd) until the Jedi(ChanFix) made things better again.

If you people only knew the power of the dark side.

[Athanasy]

Thursday, May 26th, 2005.

A day we all sat in #srkgd as equals. This is, a Day of Days.

[Raz0r]

<DarthBong> jay
<DarthBong> I love you
<DarthBong> and your dirty cock

hey wtf? Stop making shit up. You'll kill the thread that way.

[Bacardi]

Thursday, May 26th, 2005.

A day we all sat in #srkgd as equals. This is, a Day of Days.


what everyone decided to kiss each other ass, and not just those with @

[Fenrir171]

[11:47pm] <+Nishiko> While I'm at it, <3 Weeks, too.
[11:48pm] <+HellSap> lynai - you wanna play?
[11:48pm] <HapaLynai> ack sorry can't right now =(
[11:48pm] <+HellSap> ok
[11:50pm] <@Visexy> <3 VISCANT
[11:50pm] <@Visexy> in fact that sounds like a lovely idea
[11:50pm] * +Nishiko blinks innocently.
[11:50pm] Visexy (~Viscant@cpe-66-74-215-204.san.res.rr.com) is now known as RoseWANK
[11:50pm] <+Nishiko> lol
[11:50pm] <@NineT9> o.o
[11:51pm] <+Nishiko> For some reason, I find this extremely amusing. XD
[11:54pm] RoseWANK (~Viscant@cpe-66-74-215-204.san.res.rr.com) is now known as Viscant
[11:55pm] <+Nishiko> That was quick
[11:55pm] <@Viscant> i took my time
[11:55pm] <@NineT9> 5 minutes
[11:55pm] <+Nishiko> I...see
[11:55pm] <@NineT9> there was probably some self-cuddling afterwards
[11:55pm] <@Viscant> <3 www.literotica.com <3
[11:55pm] <@Viscant> there was
[11:55pm] <@Viscant> i get quite upset with myself if i forget to cuddle
[12:14am] Marn «~marteen@69.153.139.236» has Quit iRC
[12:24am] peaces «fix@c-67-160-253-235.hsd1.ca.comcast.net» has Quit iRC
[12:27am] <@Amazed-> I like rusty spoons

[Athanasy]

[19:14] * Now talking in #srkgd
[19:14] * Topic is '<Viscant> http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GMHSKEE <NotEver> that kinda looks like bloody'
[19:14] * Set by NotEver!Delacroix@astound-64-85-234-197.ca.astound.net on Mon Jun 06 22:54:08
[19:22] <Derez-> ath
[19:22] <Derez-> my nig
[19:23] <Regulate> my nig
[19:23] <Derez-> sup reg
[19:23] <Regulate> yo
[19:24] <WildKitty> whats up my nigs?
[19:25] <Regulate> my otha niggah
[19:25] <WildKitty> my niggah from anothah niggah
[19:28] <Regulate> word
[19:28] <Derez-> sup sup
[19:33] <Athanasy> ...lol

[Cam]

<Viscant> I DO NOT GET OFF TO DISGUSTING THINGS
<Viscant> I GET OFF TO SEXY THINGS
<Viscant> LIKE MYSELF
<Viscant> i jack off in front of a mirror
<Viscant> and i say "oh oh jay"
<Viscant> it's hot
<Viscant> so i can see it
<Viscant> it's hot
<Viscant> i see my powerful butt
<Viscant> strong thigs
<Viscant> thrusting and...pounding
<Viscant> and...oh god
* Viscant is now known as RoseWANK

[DaDesiCanadian]

[22:24] <Viscant> i can go to some bars and get any tail i want
[22:24] <Viscant> but they're all gay bars =(

[Cam]

<Viscant> i heard you got a fat cock
<Viscant> maybe we should rub our fat cocks together sometime
<Viscant> maybe a little oil
<Viscant> two fat cocks
<Viscant> together
<Viscant> oil

[4neqs]

Oh God, and I thought his Yuna love was scary. ROFL

[jae hoon]

* Jaeaway changes topic to 'Truth comes out, Jay sexed up nessa/<Viscant> that's when i dress up like a showgirl and dance'

[jae hoon]

<Viscant> neither am i!
<Nishiko> I've never put out for anyone I wasn't involved with, Mr. Two-Packets.
<Viscant> I WAS INVOLVED AT THE TIME
<Nishiko> WITH NESSA
<Viscant> the question is
<Viscant> NOT NESSA
<Jaeaway> Moob owned by freeman
<Viscant> IT WAS CHRISTINE
<Viscant> the question is
<Nishiko> LIES
<Nishiko> So there was more than one!
<Viscant> what is the lowest amount of money/goods your date/sig.other has given you in a day and you still put out
<Nishiko> There was never any such occasion.
<Viscant> you've never had sex?
<TGSev> moob owned by everyone
<Pryde`> look viscant
<Jaeaway> lol'
<Pryde`> i have superior taste in woman
<Jaeaway> he is getting better
<Nishiko> Of course I have. I just never sold myself.
<Pryde`> not like you
<Viscant> I NEVER SOLD MYSELF EITHER
<Pryde`> you like girls
<Pryde`> who look like men
<Viscant> some viscant girlfriends are good
<Nishiko> YOU SOLD YOURSELF TO NESSA
<Viscant> some viscant girlfriends are monsters
<Viscant> I NEVER PUT OUT FOR NESSA
<Nishiko> LIES
* Pryde` coughcoughnessacoughcough
* AC-- has joined #srkgd
<Viscant> I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT MONSTER, MS. RIGBY
<Pryde`> wow
<Nishiko> YOU LIE
<Pryde`> that's her last name
<Viscant> I TRUTH
<Viscant> yes
<Pryde`> sounds like a condom
<Viscant> vanessa dawn rigby
<TGSev> I miss batman beyond :(
<Pryde`> ..............
<Jaeaway> jay sexed nessa
<Viscant> LIES
<Jaeaway> to I wanna sex you up
* Pryde` changes topic to 'Truth comes out, Jay sexed up nessa'
<Viscant> NO
<Viscant> i have sex to good songs
<TGSev> Color me bad
<Viscant> like "angel" by massive attack
<Jaeaway> lol
<Pryde`> viscant
<Nishiko> <3 Pryde
<Pryde`> having sex to
<Viscant> and i can usually finish by the time the lyrics start
<Pryde`> "i'm to sexy for"
<Viscant> RIGHT SAID FRED IS A GREAT MAN
<Pryde`> is not a good song to sex to
<Viscant> it's a good foreplay song
<Viscant> 'i'm too sexy for my shirt' (shirt goes off)
<Jaeaway> Jay has sex to ub 40
<Pryde`> hahaha
<Nishiko> That song makes fun of prissy models -- and you think it's good?
<Viscant> 'when i shake my little thing on the catwalk' (i dance)
<TGSev> ub40 owns
<Jaeaway> lol
<Viscant> I LIKE THAT SONG
<Pryde`> time to hit the gym
<Pryde`> peace
<Nishiko> Jay has sex to 'Copa Cabana'.
<Jaeaway> One song does yes
<Viscant> BARRY MANILOW ROCKS
<Nishiko> See?
<Viscant> her name was lola
<TGSev> manilooooow
<Viscant> she was a showgirl
<Jaeaway> Jay has sex to elton john
<Viscant> that's when i dress up like a showgirl and dance
<Viscant> elton john sucks
<Viscant> except when he sings about the lion king
<Nishiko> Jae: Don't you mean 'with' Elton John?
* Retrieving #srkgd modes...
<Viscant> hrm...what's the worst thing i've had sex to
* Jaeaway changes topic to 'Truth comes out, Jay sexed up nessa/<Viscant> that's when i dress up like a showgirl and dance'
<Viscant> i had sex to the aladdin soundtrack
<Nishiko> rofl
<Viscant> i'm sure there's worse though
<Viscant> I TOOK HER TO A WHOLE NEW WORLD OK
<Nishiko> ....
<Viscant> hrm...i had sex to the chrono trigger soundtrack once
<Nishiko> I'm sure she didn't mean the Vaseline factory
<Viscant> magus's theme is good for sex
<Viscant> ok ok, i know the worst
<Viscant> we had sex to clay aiken once
<Viscant> that was pretty bad
<Nishiko> Someone post this to the #srkgd thread
<Viscant> i had sex with elizabeth to slipknot once
<Viscant> that wasn't bad as much as weird
<Viscant> OMG OMG OMG I KNOW
<Jaeaway> http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2496036&posted=1#post2496036
<Jaeaway> ownage
<Viscant> i had sex with martha to vanilla ice
<Viscant> wow, i'm a fucking monster
<Viscant> but i'm sure you've done worse
<Viscant> you've probably had sex to 5ive or 98 degrees or something
<Nishiko> Who, me?
<Viscant> yes
<Nishiko> You wish.
<Nishiko> The only music I needed was the sound of my partner.
<Viscant> music is good
<Viscant> it helps set a rhythm
<Viscant> and gives variety
<Viscant> i mean, imagine having sex to the benny hill theme
<Viscant> ...
<ParryGONE> I fuck to DarkCore Jungle
<Viscant> (note to self...download benny hill theme)
<ParryGONE> I get done in about,
<ParryGONE> 2 seconds
<Viscant> but i mean, think of what that sex would be like
<Viscant> then contrast that to something dark
<Viscant> like nine inch nails
<Nishiko> I'd rather be sexing my partner, not the music
<Viscant> imagine what that sex is like
<Viscant> then something soft and sweet like sarah mclachlan
<Viscant> ok, so you're saying you never have different kinds of sex?
<Viscant> sometimes i'm in the mood for rough and angry sex, sometimes i want compassion and loving sex
<Viscant> music just facilitates the mood
<Viscant> and is insurance
<Viscant> a girl can't have angry sex with me if aladdin and jasmine are singing in the background
<Viscant> it's just not possible
<Jaeaway> <Viscant> sometimes i'm in the mood for rough and angry
<Viscant> awful
<Nishiko> That's because she'd be laughing her ass off on her way out the door.
<ParryGONE> My girl made me fuck to NIN once
<ParryGONE> and I cried
<Viscant> fuck you like an animal right
<Jaeaway> <Viscant> sometimes i'm in the mood for rough anal angry sex, sometimes i want compassion and loving sex with Ricky
<Jaeaway> no that awful
<Viscant> girls love that song for some reason
<Viscant> and no
<Viscant> see nishiko, i don't think you understand
<Viscant> i date girls like me (most of the time)
<Nishiko> No wonder you're single
<Viscant> you have to have a sense of humor to date and sex me
<Jaeaway> You date ugly men?
<Viscant> ...
<Nishiko> <3 Jae, lol
<Viscant> my life is like a sitcom
<Viscant> i need someone who knows the world is a stage
<Viscant> and that sometimes we both just have to show ass
<Viscant> if you know what i mean
<Viscant> and i'm single by choice right now
<Viscant> i swore off women for 3 months
<Viscant> i need time to get in touch with myself and my true feelings
<TGSev> how was the date with your stalker?
<Nishiko> You've been touching yourself quite often. I'd say you've done at least a year's worth of fapping already.
<Viscant> ...
<Viscant> NOT IN TOUCH LIKE THAT
<Nishiko> LIES
<Jaeaway> lol
<Viscant> i mean what i want in life
<Jaeaway> Owned
<Viscant> come on, you know what i mean, we're both old
<Viscant> i don't want to be in this kind of situation forever
<Nishiko> Speak for yourself, duckling
<Viscant> i don't want to date anymore, i want to get married
<Jaeaway> <Viscant> that's when i dress up like a showgirl and stick the Yuna staff up my ass
<Viscant> orgy once sang
<Viscant> 'someday soon you'll find that someone waiting for a chance to beat you'
<Viscant> and i'm waiting for that someone right now
<Nishiko> 'Oh! Oh! Take me to the Farplane, Yuna! Take me to the Farplaaaaaane!!!'
<Viscant> ...and that's not funny
<Nishiko> You did it.
<Viscant> lies
<Nishiko> Truth.
<Nishiko> Everyone here knows it.
<Viscant> or like anne murray sang
<Viscant> 'can i have this dance for the rest of my life'
<Nishiko> ...you listen to Anne Murray?
<Viscant> (that song is playing at my wedding, btw)
<Viscant> I LIKE THAT SONG
<Nishiko> omg.
<Viscant> i don't listen to her, but i've been wanting to play that song at my wedding for like the past 4 years
<Nishiko> LIES
<Viscant> but that's what i want
<Viscant> can you be my partner eeeevery night
<Nishiko> YOU HAVE EVERY ALBUM
<Viscant> i don't want to date monsters anymore
<Viscant> LIES
<Nishiko> LIES
<Viscant> you are too cynical
<Nishiko> I speak truth.
<Viscant> you don't think that i want to date a normal person
<Viscant> who doesn't hit me with a trashcan
<Nishiko> You haven't yet.
<Viscant> or stab me repeatedly
<Viscant> CHRISTINE WAS NORMAL
<Nishiko> LIES
<Viscant> except for when she gave me the rock bottom when she was trying to teach me to salsa dance
<Viscant> she never hit me even once
<Viscant> that's the other reason i'm swearing off women
<Viscant> i miss her too much. i'm bad with rebound dating
<Viscant> rebound let me to the monster
<Viscant> we will not make that mistake again
<Jaeaway> Jay you act more feminine then Nish does
<Nishiko> ...you *like* being hit?
<Viscant> NO
<Viscant> i just come to accept it
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<Nishiko> [16:44] Viscant she never hit me even once
<Nishiko> Wtf is that, then?
<Viscant> i can be shy sometimes so i usually date aggresssive girls
<Viscant> i'm using that to contrast that with the monster

[Viscant]

<Viscant> you know you flick the bean to me
<Nishiko> Jay speaks truth.

--Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

[jae hoon]

<Viscant> you know you flick the bean to me
<Nishiko> Jay speaks truth.

--Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

This is the part he forgot to post


<Viscant> you know you flick the bean to me
<Jaeaway> He dated Nessa
<Viscant> QUIET
<Jaeaway> and gave it to her
<Viscant> LIES
<Nishiko> Aaaah.
<Nishiko> Jae speaks truth.
<Viscant> <Viscant> you know you flick the bean to me
<Jaeaway> he was sexing her to 2 live crew
<Nishiko> I knew you were going to do that.
<Viscant> lol
<Viscant> it was right there
<Viscant> i had no choice
<Nishiko> You're predictable.
<Viscant> it beckoned me
<Jaeaway> <Viscant> <Nishiko> Jay swallows its true.
<Nishiko> Just like now you're going to reassure yourself that you're sexy by posing in front of your mirror, which'll get you all turned on, and then you're going to fap.
<Viscant> no
<Viscant> i'm not going to masturbate for a week
<Viscant> i want to see how long i can go
<Viscant> so i set the goal for a whole week
<Nishiko> Yeah, right
<Viscant> http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2496109&postcount=147
<Viscant> I CAN DO IT
<Nishiko> Uh-huh.
<Viscant> I CAN RESIST MY SWEET SEXYNESS

[Nishiko]

[16:56] * NotEver has changed the topic to: BREAKING NEWS, NESSA IS CARRYING VISCANT'S BABIES (TRIPLETS), DETAILS COMING SOON | PUCE BITCH SLAPS SNYDER
[16:59] * Emojin (Emojin@24-159-39-109.static.kgpt.tn.charter.com) has joined #srkgd
[17:00] <Emojin> WHEEEEE
[17:00] <Emojin> A new comp wheee
[17:01] <Emojin> <3 for everyone
[17:01] <RegCell> money plz
[17:01] * RegCell is now known as Reg
[17:02] <Viscant> i only <3 for $
[17:02] <Emojin> What.
[17:02] <Viscant> i mean what i said
[17:03] <Emojin> No <3 for jay?
[17:03] <Nishiko> Nah, Jay just wants two packets of hot sauce.
[17:04] <Emojin> true dat homie
[17:09] * Reg has quit (Quit: You touched my tra la la)
[17:09] * RegGB (Regulate@adsl-69-151-214-192.dsl.hstntx.swbell.net) has joined #srkgd
[17:09] * RegGB is now known as Reg
[17:10] <Reg> wow, triplets
[17:10] <Nishiko> Triplets.
[17:10] <Reg> ggpo on your life
[17:10] * Viscant has changed the topic to: stop the lies
[17:11] <Viscant> and i'm still pissed off that your friend thinks i'm a slut
[17:11] <Viscant> I AM NOT A SLUT
[17:11] <Viscant> i've had sex with less than 10 people
[17:11] <Viscant> i'm almost a monk
[17:11] <Reg> its not the amount of people
[17:11] <Reg> its the amount of times
[17:11] <Viscant> in fact, in a channel like this, i've probably had less sex than most of you
[17:11] <Viscant> because i'm a good boy
[17:11] <Viscant> and careful about who i give the gift of jay to
[17:11] <Nishiko> ...for two packets of hot sauce.
[17:12] <Viscant> I WAS ALREADY HER BOYFRIEND FOR MONTHS THEN
[17:12] <Nishiko> Is your gift from the dollar store? :P
[17:12] <Viscant> YOU DON'T GET THE STORY
[17:12] <Viscant> ...
[17:12] <Reg> owned

[m00b]

[1:38pm] Pryde` changes topic to 'BREAKING NEWS, BLEETNESS, BLOOFY, AND VISCANT HAD A 3-SOME, THE MEXICANS SANDWICHED VISCANT'
[1:38pm] <Bleetness> that was hella fun

[regulate]

<ducky> Random Bleet fact #98: Bleet doesn't like Motoki and sometimes sees Motoki as a rival. Bleet says that he is superior since he is 100 times the homosexual that Motoki is.

[Cam]

* JaeHoon changes topic to 'CONGRADULATIONS JAY: HE IS NESSA'S BABY DADDY'
<InfinityP> you spelled congratulations wrong
<Visexy> ...
<m00b> omgz congrads!
<Derez-> NICE SPRELLINGS
<InfinityP> a d in there just looks wrong
* JaeHoon changes topic to 'CONGRATULATIONS JAY: HE IS NESSA'S BABY DADDY'
<JaeHoon> not really
<Irennicus> There you go Jae, you retarded piece of shit.
<epsilon_> lol
<kzHIYO> lmao iren
* Irennicus was kicked by JaeHoon (Irennicus)
<epsilon_> rolf
<m00b> lol

[Ducky]

[17:55] <epsilon_> are we talking about trapped in the closet
[17:55] <Bleetness> so leave me alone =(
[17:55] <Bleetness> naw
[17:55] <Bleetness> that was
[17:55] <Bleetness> contaigous
[17:55] <Bleetness> lol
[17:55] <ducky> we're already over the closet topic
[17:55] <epsilon_> I CANT BELIEVE ITS A MAN
[17:55] <ducky> bleet came out of the closet
[17:55] <Bleetness> You're contagious drive me crazeh give me what you got
[17:56] <Bleetness> I will never come out of the closet
[17:56] <Bleetness> that door is locked
[17:56] <Bleetness> =D
[17:56] <ducky> ...but you're in the closet
[17:56] <Visexy> LOL
[17:56] <ducky> so you just admitted you're gay
[17:56] <Bleetness> is....is that bad?
[17:56] * Visexy changes topic to 'http://www.voiea.net/strikeapose.avi || <Bleetness> I will never come out of the closet'
[17:56] <ducky> you're just not going to come out
[17:56] <Bleetness> lies!
[17:56] <ducky> lol
[17:56] <epsilon_> contaigous is funny too
[17:56] <Bleetness> I aint gay goddamnit
[17:56] <ducky> you owned yourself
[17:56] * ducky hi 5's Jay
[17:56] <Visexy> yeah seriously
[17:56] <Bleetness> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[17:56] <ducky> GREAT TOPIC!
[17:56] <epsilon_> i loved all of those r kelly stories
[17:56] <Visexy> that was high quality self-ownage

[Ducky]

[13:33] <Visexy> a word of advice
[13:33] <Visexy> don't go see charlie and the chocolate factory with an asian stalker girl
[13:33] <Visexy> she touched my tra la la =(
[13:36] <ducky> lol
[13:36] <ducky> i thought you would like that, Jay
[13:36] <ducky> did you give her THE COCK?
[13:37] <Visexy> no
[13:37] <Visexy> she's scary
[13:37] <ducky> then why did you go with her?
[13:37] <Visexy> i was thinking "if i just ignore it, maybe she'll quit playin with it"
[13:37] <Visexy> but she was halfway to a full blown handjob before i moved her hand
[13:37] <ducky> that's not the answer, Jay
[13:37] <ducky> when bitches are horny, they just don't stop
[13:38] <Visexy> i just went with her because she asked
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[13:38] <Visexy> i wanted to see the movie
[13:38] <Visexy> she offered to take me
[13:38] <Visexy> i said ok
[13:38] <Visexy> i didn't know i'd be expected to work for my ticket
[13:38] <ducky> you should have pulled the cut out bottom in the tub of popcorn
[13:39] <RPDrookie> "My chest!....it's BURNING!!!......"
[13:39] <RPDrookie> and there's your RE2 quote for the day
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[13:47] <NotEver> jay you ***
[13:47] <ParryPers> GB?
[13:47] <NotEver> you should have let her give you a hand
[13:37] <ducky> that's not the answer, Jay
[13:37] <ducky> when bitches are horny, they just don't stop
[13:38] <Visexy> i just went with her because she asked
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[13:38] <Visexy> i wanted to see the movie
[13:38] <Visexy> she offered to take me
[13:38] <Visexy> i said ok
[13:38] <Visexy> i didn't know i'd be expected to work for my ticket
[13:38] <ducky> you should have pulled the cut out bottom in the tub of popcorn
[13:39] <RPDrookie> "My chest!....it's BURNING!!!......"
[13:39] <RPDrookie> and there's your RE2 quote for the day
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[13:47] <NotEver> jay you ***
[13:47] <ParryPers> GB?
[13:47] <NotEver> you should have let her give you a handjob
[13:47] * ParryPers is now known as ParryGB
[13:47] * NotEver changes topic to '<Bleetness> I <3 your small dirty cock cumming in my ass and all over my face jay'
[13:48] <AthShowar> i am down
[13:48] <AthShowar> for gb
[13:49] <ParryGB> Fuck it
[13:49] <Visexy> no\
[13:49] <ParryGB> rain storm
[13:49] <ParryGB> making me lag like hell
[13:49] <Visexy> that's dirty
[13:49] <ducky> that's not dirty
[13:49] <Visexy> besides, i don't even like her
[13:49] <Visexy> she's just random asian girl
[13:49] <ParryGB> Oh
[13:49] <ParryGB> My phoneline
[13:49] <ParryGB> got yanked out of the wal
[13:49] * ducky changes topic to '<Bleetness> I <3 your microscopic dirty cock cumming in my ass and all over my face jay'
[13:49] <ducky> that's dirty
[13:49] <ParryGB> and some wires are not one it
[13:50] <Visexy> ...
[13:50] <ParryGB> so I guess that effects my connection
[13:50] <ParryGB> Don't matter, if I can get bellsouth DSL out where I live.
[13:50] <NotEver> pic of said girl
[13:50] <ParryGB> Nuts to butts
[13:50] * ParryGB is now known as ParryPers
[13:51] <ducky> i remember the drill sergeants screaming that at us when they loaded us on trucks
[13:51] <ducky> "NUT TO BUTT, YOU FUCKING PRIVATES! NUT TO FUCKING BUTT!"
[13:51] <musashi_j> i remember nuts and butts when i went down to meps =(
[13:52] <ducky> i'm still impressed with the ability to load 50 privates in the back of one truck
[13:52] <ducky> that's probably what being mexican feels like... on the back of those trucks...
[13:52] <AthShowar> lol
[13:53] * AthShowar is now known as AthGarou
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[13:54] <TGSev> there is no honor
[13:54] * Visexy changes topic to '<Bleetness> I <3 your fat dirty cock cumming in my ass and all over my face jay'
[13:56] <AthGarou> lol
[13:56] <AthGarou> jay
[13:56] <AthGarou> you're oking it?
[13:56] <Visexy> i'll turn out that bitch
[13:57] <Visexy> and make him scream for my buddy butter

[regulate]

<Reg> (The Watson/Empire drama thread)http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2513607#post2513607
<LotharIAM> that thread is fucking retarded
<LotharIAM> the only person you can insult in there is motoki
<LotharIAM> and that is like punching a retard in the face

[regulate]

<eidrian> anyone know if this is true?
<eidrian> http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95670&page=2&pp=15
<eidrian> that justin wong is going to Mexico?
<eidrian> on some tourney?
<ParryPers> ....
<ParryPers> who fucking cares
<ParryPers> k tnks.
<eidrian> i do
<TGSev> does it matter?
<eidrian> otherwise i wouldn't be asking
<ParryPers> Oh another nuthugger?
<ParryPers> I thought he had enough?
<LotharIAM> gtfo out of here
<ParryPers> Well fly to mexico bitch
<TGSev> how does it affect your life?
<ParryPers> so you can throw your jizz in his face while he's playing marvel
<ParryPers> Then you're life will be complete.
<TGSev> is this a turning point for you?
<TGSev> are you finally going to have clarity?
<LotharIAM> eidrian kill yourself
<LotharIAM> you fell in love with an asian
<LotharIAM> and hes a dude
<TGSev> I've noticed winamp can fuck a computer up
<ParryPers> yes indeed
<ParryPers> Winamp can be some buggy shit
<TGSev> holy fuck that was awesome
<Reg> goddamn eidrian got tore the fuck up

[Cam]

<InfinityP> and all he did all day was jerk off and play poker
<Nishiko> Well, of course he'd be tired if he fapped. This is self-explanatory.
<InfinityP> but he does it daily
<InfinityP> he should have built up some stamina by now
<ducky> i'm not tired when i fap
<Jbs|a3> it's hard to build up mattress fucking stamina
<ducky> depends on how much i fap and how what i'm fapping to, i think
<ducky> sometimes you just wanna shoot it out
<ducky> sometimes you want to tease yourself and drag that shit out

[Cam]

<TG> dong is my kryptonite

[Fenrir171]

[11:45am] <@Viscant> CAM
[11:45am] <@Viscant> COME OVER
[11:45am] <@Viscant> AND GET YOUR WHOOPINS
[11:49am] HellSap (~no@67.189.54.38) has joined. «32 people»
[11:51am] <InfinityP> jay
[11:51am] <InfinityP> you come
[11:51am] <InfinityP> and get yours
[11:51am] <epsilon_> ...fags
[11:52am] k_j|bzy «~the.evilb@202.168.224.216» has Quit iRC (Ping timeout: 369 seconds)
[11:53am] cka changes topic to 'news update idiocy confirmed full story at 11'
[11:53am] J-Cole (~blah@wan-v3qsgju.lax.biz.mindspring.com) has joined. «32 people»
[11:54am] <@Viscant> i'm sitting here in my underwear watching kickboxer 4
[11:54am] <@Viscant> you come here
[11:55am] <InfinityP> i'm sitting here playing sengoku cannon on my psp
[11:55am] <InfinityP> with pants on
[11:55am] <InfinityP> but no shirt
[11:55am] <InfinityP> you come here
[11:57am] k_j|bzy (~the.evilb@202.168.224.216) has joined. «33 people»
[11:58am] <@Viscant> i'm not putting on pants
[11:58am] <@Viscant> and driving
[11:58am] <@Viscant> you put on a shirt and drive
[12:02pm] * HellSap tells the audience at home "What we are seeing here today are 2 internet fags in their natural habitat"
[12:02pm] <+m00b> =\
[12:02pm] <Nagata> hahaha
[12:03pm] BPin (Pin@cpe-68-203-112-34.hot.res.rr.com) has joined. «34 people»
[12:04pm] <InfinityP> no way
[12:04pm] <HellSap> "careful not to disturb them, folks. Theyre bound to start complaining about their lives, post on their blog, or even in extreme cases - leave their house to annoy outsiders! Crikey!"
[12:04pm] <@Viscant> ...
[12:05pm] <@Viscant> my blog WILL hear of this
[12:05pm] <@Viscant> but it's not putting my pants on for
[12:06pm] <@Viscant> then again, few things ARE worth putting pants on for

[KrassHole]

<ExMattIAM> i dont know what it is
<ExMattIAM> but viscant looks like the guy that would do gay porn for the money
<Viscant> and my price is $50,000
<Viscant> i fuck that ass

[maxx]

wut network u guys on?

[Athanasy]

EFnet.

[maxx]

when u talk shit about black people i threaten a picture thread on srk about u.


<maxx> black,african american,negro not a ******
<Athanasy> Reg wants to Meet and "greet"
<Phae> negro
<bongers> yeah
<Phae> :3
<bongers> you're a spear chucker
<Phae> he upgraded.. he doesn't chuck spears now
<bongers> how's the jungle these days?
<Phae> now he chucks PS3 controllers
<Phae> aka: boomerang.
<Athanasy> Horrible joke.
<Phae> yeah
<Phae> i'll go kill myself now
<Athanasy> Blame bong.
<epsilon_> that wasnt a joke
<Athanasy> Joe.
<Phae> crawling in my skiiiiin
<epsilon_> that was an enfeebles attempt at a joke
<maxx> i smell a picture thread on phae is in order
<epsilon_> she tried to grasp jokedom
<Phae> NO
<Phae> GOD NO
<Phae> DON'T DO IT TO ME
<Phae> PLEASE DON'T
<Phae> :(
<Phae> Maxx come on please
<maxx> lol
<Phae> that shit's not cool
<maxx> god i love power
<Phae> look it's cool and all that you guys know what i look like
<maxx> no spearchuckin jokes from now on
<Phae> sure thing
<bongers> max
<bongers> is gay
<bongers> to the max
<maxx> max is gay sure
<Phae> someone else will pick up the slack
<maxx> maxx is not gay
<Phae> aha he admits it
<Phae> oh
<Phae> wait
<Phae> damn
<maxx> haha
<maxx> lol
<Phae> fuck
<bongers> he goes for the funny!
<maxx> ur a genius
<Phae> >_<
<Phae> i'm hopped up on caffiene and the rockman 2 soundtrack

[phae]

damnit maxx..

[maxx]

what? i didn't post ur picture..we spearchuckers aren't cold liek that.

[S.a.g.a]

ATTACK OF THE WHITE MAN

<NotEver> i'm starting to see *******
<Hiryu|DS> FUCK YOU MEXICAN.
<NotEver> oh it's you tray
<Hiryu|DS> I still hate you.
<NotEver> what did you steal now ******?
<NotEver> yea i know
<Hiryu|DS> And stop calling my cell phone with unknown numbers.
<NotEver> it shouldn't be unknown
<Hiryu|DS> I don't answer numbers I don't recognize.
<NineT9> give me his number so I can do that
<NineT9> call you from an unknown number
<Hiryu|DS> I'll give it to you if you'll harass him.
<NineT9> Hiryu
<NineT9> sure
<NineT9> I could use some lawn care
<BleetGB> haha<Phae> the SNK tourney is at yellow rat bastard
<Phae> being run by empire
<NineT9> ew
<TG> empire, booooo
<Hiryu|DS> Empire scares me.
<TG> empire is retarded
<Phae> a few of my close friends are empire
<Hiryu|DS> They carry the potent GAY.
<Phae> i'm not a fan of TGFM though
<Phae> he irks me
<Hiryu|DS> And they must be eradicated.
<Phae> cheating man that he is
<Hiryu|DS> He looks like a tool, Phae.
<Hiryu|DS> He really does.
<Phae> he has a hot wife and cheats on her
<Phae> his wife is beautiful
<Hiryu|DS> ***.
<Hiryu|DS> Karma will kill him.
<Phae> yep
<Hiryu|DS> What a loser.
<Phae> i know who he fucked and she's not clean at all
* NineT9 looks at you
<Phae> :3
<Hiryu|DS> Hahaha.
<NineT9> OMG
<Hiryu|DS> He's gonna catch goblin warts.
<NineT9> OMFG
<Phae> sups?
<NineT9> IT WAS YOU
<Phae> ew
<Phae> god no
<Phae> i'm clean
<Hiryu|DS> Phae's got goblin warts.
<NineT9> oh come on
<Hiryu|DS> LOLOLOLOL.
<Phae> no rly
<Phae> i have standards
<NineT9> I bet you couldn't resist that power glove action
<Hiryu|DS> With the Zapper assist.
<NineT9> "OH YES USE THE TURBO FEATURRRRRE!"
<Hiryu|DS> LMAO.
<Hiryu|DS> "Make my day, WIZARD."
<NineT9> (did the power glove have turbo?)
<Phae> ew
<Hiryu|DS> (like hell I know)* Hiryu|DS clothelines Phae for signing on and off on his AIM like a punk
<Phae> I did not
<Hiryu|DS> YES YOU DID.
<Phae> I did?
<Phae> sorry
<Hiryu|DS> p************** signed off at 8:01:24 PM.
<Hiryu|DS> p************** signed on at 8:01:25 PM.
<Hiryu|DS> PROOF.
<Phae> i'm linked onto two SNs
<Hiryu|DS> I totally caught you.
<Phae> THANKS FOR GIVING OUT MY PRIVATE SN
<Phae> THANKS A BUNCH ASSHOLE
<Hiryu|DS> Owned.
<Phae> GOD YOU ARE A COCKBITE
<Hiryu|DS> WELL MAYBE IF YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME BEFOREHAND.
<Hiryu|DS> This wouldn't have happened.
<TG> OMG
<Phae> it's ok it's only srk
<Hiryu|DS> Okay.
<Hiryu|DS> I am sorry.
<TG> who wants it anyway?
<Phae> stfu
* NineT9 writes "For a good time IM P*************"
<Hiryu|DS> LMAO.<Phae> i want some pie
<Phae> someone go get me some pecan pie or something
<Hiryu|DS> Nine, you heard the woman.
<Phae> yeah
<Phae> drive to ny and bring me some pieeeeee
<NineT9> hope you like eating dead hookers with herpes
<Phae> no
<NineT9> because that's what you're getting
<Hiryu|DS> LOL.<Hiryu|DS> Damn, Nine.
<Hiryu|DS> You are a beast today.
<Sleepness> hiryu
* NineT9 tips hat
<Sleepness> I think nine
<Hiryu|DS> What?
<Sleepness> is high or something
<Hiryu|DS> I know.
<Hiryu|DS> He must have got some.
<Hiryu|DS> He's all manly.
<Sleepness> nine
<Sleepness> hook it up
<Hiryu|DS> For real.
<NineT9> Nine doesn't smoke pot anymore
<Sleepness> maybe he had some snoo snoo
<Hiryu|DS> We want the chronic.
<Hiryu|DS> Or snoo snoo.
<Sleepness> yes
<Sleepness> snoo snoo

Nine got some snoo snoo. Now he's all craaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzyyyyyyy.

[phae]

lol mmm mmm dead hookers

flash fry and stuffed with cheese yeahhh

[S.a.g.a]

<Irennicus> Upon reading this conversation, I am reminded of my favorite song by one of my favorite bands. It was my friends garage band, and his song was called "I want to grow up to beat my wife"
<Hiryu|DS> Give me a link. My Space deleted her from my friend list months ago.
<phae> myspace.com/missphae
<Hiryu|DS> Site is glitchy as fuck.
<phae> knock yourself out
<Hiryu|DS> Thank you.
<phae> love you too saga
<phae> ^_-
<Hiryu|DS> Of course. <3
<Irennicus> Hiryu is Saga?
<phae> i'm gonna start calling you s-kun
<Irennicus> OH SHIT
<Hiryu|DS> ...Who the fuck did you think it was?
<Hiryu|DS> Stoopid.
<Hiryu|DS> Lol.
<Irennicus> stfu Saga
<Irennicus> I don't care enough about you to keep up with you and your 'names'.
<Hiryu|DS> There's the haterism.
<Hiryu|DS> The more you hate, the more you love me deep inside, Iren.
<Hiryu|DS> Admit it.
<Irennicus> Alright
* Irennicus loves Saga
<Hiryu|DS> ^

I'll post the juicy stuff tomorrow.

[maxx]

lol at least i was nice enough not post phaes myspace link.

[Athanasy]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Fucking Black Mike unleashing the Ibuki on'em.

[KrassHole]

<ExMattIAM> im goin to see the movie about epsilon in the future tonight
<TG> I couldn't remember
<Bleetness> haha
<TG> it was on the simpsons
<ExMattIAM> can anyone remember ?
<Bleetness> remember what
<ExMattIAM> what movie im talking about
<Bleetness> 40 year old virgin
<ExMattIAM> ya lol
<Bleetness> haha
* Disconnected
* Attempting to rejoin channel #srkgd
* Rejoined channel #srkgd
* Topic is 'R.I.P Brian | Ronin doesn't love these hoes | LOLOLOLOL. Phae Gave Ronin A Roner Boner |'
* Set by Hiryu|DS!~Hiryuness@cpe-24-93-164-238.neo.res.rr.com on Thu Aug 25 23:26:58
<TG> they look like crap
<Ex_Matt> fuck owned by my router
<bongers> The Mai one is hot
<TheReno> eh, I like them
<Ex_Matt> anyways
<TG> she's the bouncy ninja
<TG> :/
<Ex_Matt> i bet the movies about epsilon getting owned in IRC
<Ex_Matt> and then me talking shit about him being a virgin
<Ex_Matt> then it says "24years later"
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<TheReno> But the main character is white
<Ex_Matt> I win the WSOP and when I give my winning speech
<Ex_Matt> i call epsilon a virgin on TV
<bongers> him being white
<bongers> is so Eps doesn't sue
<bongers> for likeness of character
<TheReno> ah, good point
* Viscant has quit IRC (Gone for a day or two)
<epsilon_> die bitches
<TG> the virgin speaks
* Reg has quit IRC (You touched my tra la la)
<TG> we must sacrifice him to stop the evil demon
<TG> ONLY PURE BLOOD WORKS
<epsilon_> im 16, shit
<epsilon_> kiss my ass
<TheReno> What the hell?
<Ex_Matt> LOL i didnt even see he was in here
<TheReno> Eps, remember, this is the Internet
<TheReno> So people kind of overexaggerate a -tad-
<TG> he's still a virgin though
<TG> still fit for sacrifice
<epsilon_> i got a new pair of sexy jeans yesterdays
<TheReno> er, yay, I guess
<epsilon_> i look good in em
<TG> he got them from gay mart

[Mystic]

ATTACK OF THE WHITE MAN



Nine got some snoo snoo. Now he's all craaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzyyyyyyy.
Haha that part was funny as hell.

[ViciousSLASH]

* VSbed sets mode: -o Hiryu|zZz
* ExMattIAM has joined #srkgd
<Hiryu|zZz> ...I'm going to kill Slash.
* Hiryu|zZz is now known as Hiryu
<Hiryu> He is such a hater.
<HellSap> heyh

[phae]

hehe.. roner boners..

that shit just will not do

[m00b]

[11:24pm] <Irennicus> <phae> dude, i'm all for woman's rights and shit
[11:24pm] <Irennicus> <phae> but god damn
[11:24pm] <Irennicus> I agree
[11:24pm] <Irennicus> Sometimes
[11:24pm] <Irennicus> A woman just needs to stay in the kitchen
[11:24pm] <@RoninC> 'WOMEN IN SOME COUNTRY HAVE NO RIGHTS" That may be correct, but we have lunch meat in the kitchen, bread, and you have two free hands.
[11:24pm] <phae> god damn
[11:24pm] <@Hiryu|DS> OH SHIT.
[11:24pm] <phae> women were made to serve man imo


You heard it from a woman...

[Athanasy]

Indeed.

So stop cock-blocking your sister.

[ParryPerson.]

<Athanasy> omg
<Athanasy> Weeks.
<Athanasy> Soil my undies.

[Irennicus]

<RoninC>Oh shit, I just popped a boner.
<Irennicus>Ronin just popped a boner?
<Irennicus>So a Ronin Boner..a Roner?
<Everyone>Roner Boner!

[m00b]

<RoninC>Oh shit, I just popped a boner.
<Irennicus>Ronin just popped a boner?
<Irennicus>So a Ronin Boner..a Roner?
<Everyone minus m00b>Roner Boner!

Roner Boner sounds so stupid..

Roner is better.

[phae]

Roner Boners!

[Raz0r]

[01:38] <ducky> i've been working
[01:38] <bongers> Work is overrated
[01:38] <bongers> being a bum
[01:38] <bongers> now THAT'S where the fun is
[01:38] <m00b> (Shh.. I see ducky around more often than bong)
[01:38] <bongers> LOL
[01:38] <ducky> and i've been sick for awhile
[01:38] <bongers> moob
[01:38] <Ben_Weeks> bong
[01:38] <Ben_Weeks> now you really sound black
[01:38] <bongers> when I'm here
[01:38] <bongers> I talk
[01:38] <Nish-edit> Ducky is working the circuit, mmyeah
[01:38] <Ben_Weeks> omfg zingerz

[Cam]

<Bleetness> I dont like krispy kreme
<Ex_Matt2> thats odd
<Ex_Matt2> I woulda thought a fatass like yourself would eat them by the dozen

[Mystic]

:( I dont like krispy kreme though!
Im the one that says MOWINLAWN
<14MOWINLAWN> eps
[6:22pm] <13@Vistud> i didn't get that
[6:22pm] <14MOWINLAWN> I bet oprha
[6:22pm] <14MOWINLAWN> oprah
[6:22pm] <14Ex_Matt> honestly who are u trying to fool
[6:22pm] <14TheReno> OPRHA
[6:22pm] <14MOWINLAWN> has a bigger dick than you
[6:22pm] <14TheReno> ORCA
[6:22pm] <14TheReno> ORCA
[6:22pm] <14Ex_Matt> just shtu the fuck up
[6:22pm] <14Ex_Matt> LO
[6:22pm] <14TheReno> I LOVE ORCAS
[6:22pm] <13@Vistud> oprah would whoop that ass
[6:22pm] <14Ex_Matt> L
[6:22pm] <13@Vistud> have you seen that bitch's guns?
[6:22pm] <14MOWINLAWN> EPS
[6:22pm] <14epsilon_> oprah doesnt have a penis
[6:22pm] <14MOWINLAWN> OPRAH HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN YOU
[6:22pm] <14epsilon_> she just has an abnormally long clitorus
Sorry for those blocks, Its from invision.

[Cam]

<InfinityP> he's going the distance!
<InfinityP> he's going for speeeed!
<Viscant> quality song
<Viscant> i remember i was 17 and getting a ride home from my friend mark's mom
<InfinityP> i should listen to that when i go running
<Viscant> she was singing that song really loudly
<Viscant> and didn't know what it mean
<Viscant> *meant
<Viscant> i didn't have the heart to tell her
<InfinityP> you should have showed her
<Viscant> good point
<m00b> what's that other cake song
<m00b> with something about a jack
<InfinityP> short skirt long jacket?
<m00b> yeah that's it
<Viscant> i know a kitty who's trying to go by karen again
<Viscant> i just laugh at her now
<Viscant> cake ruined her life
<Masha> what did it mean?
<InfinityP> she ate too much
<InfinityP> and now she's fat
<Masha> going the distance
<InfinityP> and nobody likes fat people
<Masha> what did it mean?
<InfinityP> lol
<Viscant> lol
<InfinityP> think about it masha
<Masha> sounded like it was about racing
<Masha> lol
<InfinityP> haha
<m00b> so young
<m00b> and uncorrupted
<m00b> naive
<Masha> wtf
<Masha> whats it about then?
<m00b> except he probably gets more sex than i do
<Masha> its about fucking?
<Viscant> it's about masturbation
* m00b runs away crying
<Masha> lol
<Masha> hold up ill look up the lyrics
<Viscant> The arena is empty except for one man,
<Viscant> Still driving and striving as fast as he can
<Viscant> The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
<Viscant> And long ago somebody left with the cup,
<Viscant> But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns,
<Viscant> And thinking of someone for whom he still burns.
<InfinityP> hahaha
<Masha> i dont see the connection
<m00b> *sigh*
<m00b> your mind
<InfinityP> omg masha
<m00b> not perverted enough
<Viscant> He's going the distance.
<Viscant> He's going for speed.
<Viscant> She's all alone, all alone in her time of need.
<InfinityP> how old are you?
<Masha> 18
<m00b> losing..
<Viscant> No trophy, no flowers, no flash bulbs, no wine.
<Viscant> He's haunted by something he cannot define.
<Viscant> Bowel shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse,
<Viscant> Assail him, impale him with monster truck force.
<Viscant> In his mind he's still driving, still making the grade.
<Viscant> She's hoping time that her memories will fade,
<m00b> my patience..
<Viscant> Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
<Viscant> He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.
<m00b> can't go.. on.. /end Shatner
<Masha> cuz man he didnt win the race
<Viscant> ...
<Masha> cuz he sucks ass
<Masha> but hes still trying
<Masha> lol
<Masha> thats what i see
<InfinityP> lol
<m00b> you're obviously not a man
<Viscant> sigh
<m00b> get outta here woman
<m00b> go have sex
<m00b> with your lesbian
<Masha> lol
<Viscant> he lost "the cup" (girlfriend) to someone else
<Viscant> but in his mind he's still racing (fucking) her
<Viscant> and he's going the distance
<Viscant> he's going for speed
<m00b> GOING FOR SPEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<Masha> but it says shes alone
<Masha> lo
<Masha> l
<Viscant> and 90 seconds later he's going to be asleep
<Viscant> with kleenex around him
<Masha> haha it doesnt say anything about that
<Viscant> that's how it ends when i go the distance

[jae hoon]

<m00b> i don't think it's a topless revue
<m00b> just a.. revue
<m00b> anyway
<m00b> why bother
<m00b> you can go to a nice strp club
<m00b> for probably as much as teh tickets cost
<m00b> he's going the distance
* JaeHoon changes topic to '<@Vistud> fuck this channel, i'm gonna jack off now <BalloonFi> c-ya in 20 seconds'
<m00b> he's going for speeeeed
<JaeHoon> m00b
<JaeHoon> how coincedental
<m00b> yeah
<m00b> lol
<m00b> i was just gonna say that

[ParryPerson.]

<Masha> id rock a wife beater if i didnt have man boobeh

*srkgd after knowing I'm awake after I said I was gone*

<JaeHoon> he just posted about mashas man boobs in the srkgd favorite quote thread
<JaeHoon> so he is paying attention
<knuuckles> its terrible to tell the truth
<m00b> lol
<m00b> did he really?
<JaeHoon> yes
<JaeHoon> he did
<Jeeebus> hahahaha
<Jeeebus> fuckin parry
<JaeHoon> OC tell me
<Masha> haha oh noes
<JaeHoon> how did Blanka lose
<Jeeebus> ParryGone my ass

[m00b]

Never trust the French.

ParryBed my ass..
Parry afk for a while....


[11:14:53pm] <+m00b> every time it reads "parry's wife"
[11:14:55pm] <+m00b> a .wav plays
[11:14:59pm] <+m00b> and he's like..
[11:15:00pm] <Masha> lol
[11:15:05pm] <Masha> PEWWWN
[11:15:06pm] <Masha> he runs
[11:15:06pm] <+m00b> "those fuckers are talking about my wife"
[11:15:09pm] <@JaySOB> i bet the reason he's so sad
[11:15:10pm] <@JaeHoon> everytime I read parrys wife
[11:15:11pm] <+ParryGONE> IT KEEP PLAYING THE BY MENEN THEME
[11:15:12pm] <@JaySOB> is because she cosplays
[11:15:14pm] <+ParryGONE> STOP SAYING PARRYS WIFE

... Parry afk for more..

[11:17:26pm] <+ParryGONE> I'm seriously
[11:17:27pm] <+ParryGONE> going to bed
[11:17:39pm] <+m00b> Viscant called you ugly
[11:17:40pm] <+m00b> lol
[11:17:41pm] <@NotEver> i wanna fuck nessa up the ass
[11:17:42pm] <@JaeHoon> like clockwork
[11:17:42pm] <@JaySOB> ?
[11:17:44pm] <@JaySOB> horrible
[11:17:48pm] <+ParryGONE> I am ugly compared to my wife
[11:17:52pm] <@JaeHoon> it can be 4 in the morning
[11:17:52pm] <@NotEver> haha
[11:17:53pm] <+ParryGONE> but I'm still the sex
[11:17:54pm] <@JaeHoon> you say nessa
[11:17:56pm] <@NotEver> there he is
[11:17:58pm] <@JaeHoon> jay shows up magically
[11:18:03pm] <+m00b> lol
[11:18:08pm] <+ParryGONE> Night for realz
[11:18:11pm] <+m00b> later
[11:18:13pm] ParryGONE (sfg@host-216-79-206-165.shv.bellsouth.net) is now known as ParryBED

45 minutes later.. quotes Masha on his man boobs.

[regulate]

<Viscant> it's kind of hard to describe
<VSLASH> his one fist is closed
<Viscant> i was reading in sex self help section in borders
<VSLASH> and the other is open
<Viscant> not like i need help or anything
<Viscant> but i always try to improve on perfection
<Viscant> anyways
<Viscant> this book was talking about how some men can repeat
<VSLASH> I want to get the pose right
<Viscant> so i tried that, loaded up some my friend's hot mom porn
<Viscant> and went for a doubleheader
<Viscant> my cock was like "WTF"
<Viscant> my wrist is tired
<Viscant> and i have a headache
<DSP-> repeat
<DSP-> what does that mean
<Viscant> shoot twice
<Reg> i think he means
<Reg> in a row
<DSP-> wtf
<Viscant> yeah
<DSP-> how does that work
<DSP-> lol
<DSP-> i dont get it
<TG> I can go like 4 times but it gets weaker every time
<Viscant> yeah it was kinda painful
<Viscant> i did all the warmup exercises and everything
<TG> I stay as hard but the blast weakens

[phae]

DSP doesn't get it...

no wonder the women haven't flocked.

[S.a.g.a]

<TG> I stay as hard but the blast weakens

...

Now THAT.. was some shit I didn't need to see.

[Ki Shima]

...

Now THAT.. was some shit I didn't need to see.

LMMFAO!!! "i stay as hard but the blast weakens" now thats some funny shit

[m00b]

[12:37:01pm] <phae> party at phae's house
[12:37:03pm] <phae> she's sick
[12:37:13pm] <phae> so the only solution is to drink it out :D
[12:38:41pm] <m00b> Are there gonna be girls there?
[12:38:41pm] <Bleetness> lol
[12:38:49pm] <phae> ...
[12:38:52pm] <phae> i'm the only girl :(
[12:39:04pm] <phae> i just need a few drinking buddies atm
[12:39:07pm] <@JaeHoon> sausage fest for the fail
[12:39:07pm] <Billiam> furry
[12:39:13pm] <phae> because the only way i know to fight being sick
[12:39:17pm] <phae> is by drinking til puking
[12:39:47pm] <Bleetness> or you can go to the doctor
[12:39:48pm] <Bleetness> ;)
[12:39:51pm] <phae> it's a COLD
[12:39:58pm] <phae> who the fuck goes to the doctor for a fucking cold
[12:40:00pm] <@cka> you're not a girl
[12:40:02pm] <Bleetness> cornflakes
[12:40:04pm] <phae> pussy bitches
[12:40:06pm] <Bleetness> are good
[12:40:14pm] <Bleetness> rice krispies
[12:40:14pm] <rsigley> i never been to the doctor once in my life
[12:40:15pm] <rsigley> i'm a real man
[12:40:16pm] <phae> it's a cold you fucking sit there and be sick for two days
[12:40:22pm] <rsigley> i don't got none of those vaccinations like MMR
[12:40:25pm] <m00b> =\
[12:40:25pm] <phae> cka- how am i not a girl?
[12:40:30pm] <@cka> cause
[12:40:31pm] <Bleetness> I once had a cold for 2 weeks
[12:40:35pm] <phae> cause what
[12:40:36pm] <@cka> you got man plumbing
[12:40:40pm] <Bleetness> lol
[12:40:40pm] <phae> no i don't lol
[12:40:41pm] <@JaeHoon> lol
[12:40:45pm] <m00b> lol
[12:40:48pm] <@cka> the last time I was at the doctor, they tagged me with having SARS
[12:40:50pm] <phae> ok
[12:40:56pm] <@cka> go me
[12:41:05pm] <phae> this chan is gay because it always winds up being "OMG PHAE HI LOLOL U SUX CUZ UR A GRL"
[12:41:10pm] <phae> bye
[12:41:13pm] [12:41:13pm] phae «~weknowdra@user-12ldq5t.cable.mindspring.com» has Quit iRC (—I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— 2.0 Build 3515)


You should watch this phae
http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/8bitdnd.html

[Cam]

<Kai_> Viscant
<Kai_> did i tell you about my friend
<Viscant> ?
<Kai_> i think you'd enjoy it
<Kai_> his mother died when he was young
<Kai_> so his father hasnt been in the dating game for a while
<Kai_> he's like 60 now
<Kai_> so he's dating this 50 yo new york chick now
<Viscant> ...did he date a cosplayer
<Kai_> she has an adopted asian daughter
<Kai_> who's rumored to be hot and cosplay
<m00b> Anyone know anything about vector drawings?
<Kai_> so i'm trying to convince that friend
<Kai_> that it's his duty to please that booty
<Viscant> ...
<Kai_> am i right
<Viscant> that's like...incest
<Viscant> and awful
<Viscant> at the same time
<Viscant> it's incest, which is something i like
<Viscant> and cosplay, which is something jesus doesn't like
<Viscant> i think i have to agree with jesus here

[Pained Auron]

[8:43pm] <NotEver> what cosplay gram jay?
[8:45pm] <@Viscant> YOU SENT ME THAT
[8:45pm] <@Viscant> i got the mail this morning
[8:45pm] <@Viscant> and saw an official letter from FasTrak customer service
[8:45pm] <@Viscant> i was like "hrm...what could this be?"
[8:45pm] <@Viscant> i open it up to see
[8:45pm] <NotEver> op me
[8:46pm] <@Viscant> "this cosplay gram brought to you by the owner of yuna.leonhart.net"
[8:46pm] <@NotEver> hahaha
[8:46pm] <@Viscant> and i stand at the mailbox and scream out
[8:46pm] <@NotEver> damn
[8:46pm] <@Viscant> "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[Irennicus]

<Irennicus> I just skull fucked my cat.
<LothIam> Pics.

[Mystic]

[8:43pm] <NotEver> what cosplay gram jay?
[8:45pm] <@Viscant> YOU SENT ME THAT
[8:45pm] <@Viscant> i got the mail this morning
[8:45pm] <@Viscant> and saw an official letter from FasTrak customer service
[8:45pm] <@Viscant> i was like "hrm...what could this be?"
[8:45pm] <@Viscant> i open it up to see
[8:45pm] <NotEver> op me
[8:46pm] <@Viscant> "this cosplay gram brought to you by the owner of yuna.leonhart.net"
[8:46pm] <@NotEver> hahaha
[8:46pm] <@Viscant> and i stand at the mailbox and scream out
[8:46pm] <@NotEver> damn
[8:46pm] <@Viscant> "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Haha damn! Wonder if he did it like vader.

[Demon Dash]

I just read this and I think it deserves to be in here.

Posted by "Azrael" in "My girl is preg, what should I do?

<A convo I had with one of my friends seems relevant here now.

Friend: So, I fucked my girl without a condom again last night...
Me: Dude....
Friend: Yeah, I know! It's so bad. Of course I don't want her to get pregnant.
Me: Then you need to be more careful. What if she comes to you one day and is like "I'm preg-"
Friend: Shin...SHORYUKEN!>

ROFL

[ParryPerson.]

I just read this and I think it deserves to be in here.

Posted by "Azrael" in "My girl is preg, what should I do?

<A convo I had with one of my friends seems relevant here now.

Friend: So, I fucked my girl without a condom again last night...
Me: Dude....
Friend: Yeah, I know! It's so bad. Of course I don't want her to get pregnant.
Me: Then you need to be more careful. What if she comes to you one day and is like "I'm preg-"
Friend: Shin...SHORYUKEN!>

ROFL

What on earth does this have to do with #srkgd? And it's not even funny. what a waste.

[KrassHole]

What on earth does this have to do with #srkgd? And it's not even funny. what a waste.


Agreed. That guy fails.

[Demon Dash]

What on earth does this have to do with #srkgd? And it's not even funny. what a waste.

Apologies Captain Planet for finding something funny. I didn't realise the # was there, thought it was just srkgd. But next time I be gay I'll make sure to stick it in your ass ok?

[ParryPerson.]

You make it sound like it's my fault your a fucking dumbass.

[Mystic]

You make it sound like it's my fault your a fucking dumbass.
Fuckin truth, If its not from #srkgd get that retarded ass shit out of here.

[Demon Dash]

So I made a general mistake, no need to be assholes about it. Seeing as I thought it was for srk general discussion quotes, I posted it in here because I found it funny when I read it. Which would have been one of my favourite srkgd quotes. All you had to say was this is for # not gd, it shouldn't be in here. I'll try and take more notice of the # or / or ( or [ or : or * or " or ) or } you see on these boards so often next time.

[KrassHole]

So I made a general mistake, no need to be assholes about it. Seeing as I thought it was for srk general discussion quotes, I posted it in here because I found it funny when I read it. Which would have been one of my favourite srkgd quotes. All you had to say was this is for # not gd, it shouldn't be in here. I'll try and take more notice of the # or / or ( or [ or : or * or " or ) or } you see on these boards so often next time.


Ya well you thought wrong.




































Bitch.

[DaDesiCanadian]

[01:01] <epsilon_> www.penis.com
[01:01] <Jeeebus> your homepage?
[01:01] <epsilon_> yup
[01:01] <Ex_Matt> epsilon's hit meter is off the chart for that site
[01:01] <Jeeebus> 3000 unique hits per day
[01:01] <Jeeebus> all from eps
[01:02] <epsilon_> i actually only got 2,500 today
[01:02] <epsilon_> slow day...

[KrassHole]

* Topic is http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/1489/chryst5vc.jpg <merdoc> she's not that bad

[ParryPerson.]

I knew he was a chubby chaser, but thats something new.

merdoc, you whore.

[merdoc]

First of all i am not a Chubby Chaser, :tdown:

Second, Fuck you VisSick for Putting that shit :tdown:

So people can know that pic is the GUY whos been stalkin Jay.

[TigerGenocide]

[12:37:01pm] <phae> party at phae's house
[12:37:03pm] <phae> she's sick
[12:37:13pm] <phae> so the only solution is to drink it out :D
[12:38:41pm] <m00b> Are there gonna be girls there?
[12:38:41pm] <Bleetness> lol
[12:38:49pm] <phae> ...
[12:38:52pm] <phae> i'm the only girl :(
[12:39:04pm] <phae> i just need a few drinking buddies atm
[12:39:07pm] <@JaeHoon> sausage fest for the fail
[12:39:07pm] <Billiam> furry
[12:39:13pm] <phae> because the only way i know to fight being sick
[12:39:17pm] <phae> is by drinking til puking
[12:39:47pm] <Bleetness> or you can go to the doctor
[12:39:48pm] <Bleetness> ;)
[12:39:51pm] <phae> it's a COLD
[12:39:58pm] <phae> who the fuck goes to the doctor for a fucking cold
[12:40:00pm] <@cka> you're not a girl
[12:40:02pm] <Bleetness> cornflakes
[12:40:04pm] <phae> pussy bitches
[12:40:06pm] <Bleetness> are good
[12:40:14pm] <Bleetness> rice krispies
[12:40:14pm] <rsigley> i never been to the doctor once in my life
[12:40:15pm] <rsigley> i'm a real man
[12:40:16pm] <phae> it's a cold you fucking sit there and be sick for two days
[12:40:22pm] <rsigley> i don't got none of those vaccinations like MMR
[12:40:25pm] <m00b> =\
[12:40:25pm] <phae> cka- how am i not a girl?
[12:40:30pm] <@cka> cause
[12:40:31pm] <Bleetness> I once had a cold for 2 weeks
[12:40:35pm] <phae> cause what
[12:40:36pm] <@cka> you got man plumbing
[12:40:40pm] <Bleetness> lol
[12:40:40pm] <phae> no i don't lol
[12:40:41pm] <@JaeHoon> lol
[12:40:45pm] <m00b> lol
[12:40:48pm] <@cka> the last time I was at the doctor, they tagged me with having SARS
[12:40:50pm] <phae> ok
[12:40:56pm] <@cka> go me
[12:41:05pm] <phae> this chan is gay because it always winds up being "OMG PHAE HI LOLOL U SUX CUZ UR A GRL"
[12:41:10pm] <phae> bye
[12:41:13pm] [12:41:13pm] phae «~weknowdra@user-12ldq5t.cable.mindspring.com» has Quit iRC (—I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— 2.0 Build 3515)


You should watch this phae
http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/8bitdnd.html


SRK is serious business.

[9999]

And how do I join the chat?

[Mystic]

Use MIRC go on efnet #srkgd.

[9999]

Unable to resolve server???

[ParryPerson.]

Must be a firewall problem.

[DaDesiCanadian]

Unable to resolve server???

Make sure it's set to EFnet, random server. That way if it can't resolve a server, it'll automatically try another one, instead of trying to connect to the same failed one again and again.

<ParryPers> merdoc: get me a awesome dildo for my B-DAY

[Ducky]

[19:05] <ducky> YAY FOR DUCKY!
[19:05] * ducky cheers!
[19:05] <Jeeebus> boo ducky
[19:05] <ducky> ...
[19:05] <ducky> no.
[19:05] <ducky> YAY FOR DUCKY!
[19:05] * ducky cheers!
[19:05] <Bleetness> HIP HIP!
[19:05] <ducky> BLEET'S GAY!
[19:06] <TheReno> DUCKY'S A CANNIBAL
[19:06] <ParryPers> FOR GAYS!
[19:06] <PHAILURE> lol
[19:06] <Jeeebus> [01:04] <Bleetness> HIP HIP!
[19:06] <Jeeebus> [01:04] <ducky> BLEET'S GAY!
[19:06] <ducky> HIP HIP! BLEET'S GAY!
[19:06] <Jeeebus> k
[19:06] <Bleetness> hooray?
[19:06] <Bleetness> omfg
[19:06] <PHAILURE> AHAhhahHAHAH
[19:06] <Jeeebus> you get a yay for that
[19:06] <Bleetness> faggots
[19:06] <Jeeebus> YAY DUCKY
[19:06] <PHAILURE> HIP HIP
[19:06] <Jeeebus> BLEETS GAY!

[19:10] <ParryPers> merdoc: get me a awesome dildo for my B-DAY
[19:10] <ParryPers> OMG THAT WASEN'T PM'ED
[19:10] <ParryPers> LOL
[19:10] <ParryPers> WHOOPS
[19:11] <ParryPers> ./join #bearcave
[19:11] <Derez-> fat girls
[19:11] <ParryPers> ...
[19:11] <ParryPers> whoops again
[19:11] <Derez-> does that turn you on
[19:11] <TheReno> Argh
[19:11] <merdoc> who?
[19:11] <merdoc> no
[19:11] <TheReno> no clue what to download
[19:11] <merdoc> hell no!
[19:12] * ducky changes topic to '<ParryPers> merdoc: get me a awesome dildo for my B-DAY'

[Mystic]

...:(

[S.a.g.a]

^Haha. You're gay.

[Mystic]

No I aint. Fuck you! :(

[Pained Auron]

^Haha. You're gay.


haha you're black

[9999]

Damn, still not working for me. Must be my firewall or some shit....

[Ducky]

Damn, still not working for me. Must be my firewall or some shit....

IRC uses ports... 1024-5000, 6660-6669, and 113, IIRC (someone correct me if I'm wrong)... you might want to check if those ports are blocked at your firewall/router.

[OrangeCat]

The fallout is too great.

<OrangeCat> Viscant.
<OrangeCat> http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=3064
<OrangeCat> now you actually show up on the poll
<VisStud> WTS
<VisStud> you awful man
<dano13> JAE HOON: Jay you would still be fucking Nessa if it wasnt for the fact that she quit using the Yuna staff.
<VisStud> ..............
<dano13> can i see the yuna staff? i wasn't with SRK this long.
<VisStud> it's a lie
<VisStud> we never had sex
<VisStud> i never touched her

<VisStud> i chose...unwisely
<ParryPers> dano: see how he rambles on and on about the yuna staff
<Lantis> HAH HAH HAH
<VisStud> STFU
<Lantis> Viscant likes to be anally raped...
<dano13> you guys are gonna piss jay off one day
<Lantis> PROOF
<dano13> and he's gonna hunt you guys down.
<ParryPers> <Lantis> Viscant likes to be anally raped... -duh
<Lantis> http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=3064
<dano13> !quote 50
<NineT9> Qu0te 50:14 <ParryBED> PUT IT IN MY MOUTH, MY MOTHER FUCKING MOUTH
<Lantis> See the last option
<VisStud> i've said that repeatedly
<VisStud> Lantis: that option was something about hillary swank
<VisStud> then he changed it
<VisStud> to be a horrible man
<Lantis> No denying truth Viscant
<Lantis> The mansex is for you
<OrangeCat> LOL
<ParryPers> quoted
<OrangeCat> Viscant.
<ParryPers> roflcopter
<OrangeCat> you're just bitter than I had someone change it for me.
<VisStud> you're a monster
<OrangeCat> This thread must be archived for future generations.
<VisStud> why would you do such an awful thing =(
<OrangeCat> Hilary Swank, Staff of Yuna up your ass, ....same fucking thing.
<Lantis> Viscant likes it RAW
* merdoc has quit IRC (Quit: Magic Johnson has Cancer HAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHA)
<JaeHoon> Jays version of Big Puns im not a playa song is alittle different
<JaeHoon> His is more like im not a playa I just suck alot
<OrangeCat> No Lantis...Viscant likes it SMACKDOWN.
<Lantis> OH NOES
<OrangeCat> ROFL
<Lantis> IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE RAPAGE IS COOKIN
<VisStud> ...
<VisStud> fags
<VisStud> such...fags
<ParryPers> fags?
<VisStud> seriously why can't you let this go
<Lantis> Viscant 3:16 says I JUST TOOK A YUNA STAFF UP MY ASS!

<JaeHoon> !quote Jae Hoon
.....
<NineT9> No Matches Found for14 Jae Hoon
<VisStud> !quote Vis
<NineT9> Qu0tes Found With "Vis":14 52,49,48,47,44,39,37,33,32,31,30,29,26,20,19,16,15 ,14,13,10,9,7,3,2,1
<VisStud> sigh
<VisStud> you fags


OC

[Nishiko]

More Jay pwnage.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Fuckin' priceless. <3 OC.

[Athanasy]

Great to see #srkgd is still the same.

[9999]

IRC uses ports... 1024-5000, 6660-6669, and 113, IIRC (someone correct me if I'm wrong)... you might want to check if those ports are blocked at your firewall/router.
How can I check what my firewall blocks?

[Ducky]

How can I check what my firewall blocks?

Depends on your router/software firewall. Ask in the computer help thread.

[Fenrir171]

[8:29pm] <@Visexy> In moments of panic, Jay has been known to remark: "What would Godzilla do?" Since the answer is always "eat a busload of schoolchildren", whatever Jay ends up doing seems OK by comparison.

[Cam]

Hey check this out.

[Mystic]

Haha Why did he vote for that?

[Nishiko]

[15:42:57] <Visexy> http://www.fleshlight.com/main/product_info.php?products_id=72&osCsid=9e49d4318a4c03f58a40e8dc48eb0136
[15:43:00] <Visexy> ^ that's what i got
[15:43:33] <cka> you know what
[15:43:38] <cka> go play with your toy, stop talking in here
[15:43:43] <Visexy> it's not here yet
[15:43:45] <Visexy> otherwise i would
[15:43:58] <cka> get a soup ladel and pretend
[15:44:15] --> worthlss (worthless@c-65-96-8-30.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) has joined #srkgd
[15:44:23] <worthlss> sup all
[15:44:47] <dano13> http://www.fleshlight.com/main/product_info.php?products_id=44&osCsid=9e49d4318a4c03f58a40e8dc48eb0136
[15:44:48] <dano13> WHOA
[15:44:53] <cka> god damn viscant with the clones there
[15:45:45] <Visexy> yeah that ultra tight insert is like "8 year old girl tight"
[15:45:54] <dano13> haha
[15:45:56] * Nishiko blinks. It comes with boxing gloves?
[15:45:57] <dano13> cosign
[15:46:01] <dano13> and a jump rope
[15:46:12] <Nishiko> And you know what an eight-year-old girl feels like, Jay?
[15:46:14] <Visexy> i'm not sure if it does. i think that's just an illustration
[15:46:22] <Visexy> because you use it for training
[15:46:27] <Visexy> see that's what i plan to use it for
[15:46:32] <Visexy> if i can get up to say...3 minutes
[15:46:32] <Nishiko> For eight-year-old girls?
[15:46:35] <Visexy> there's no woman who won't want me
[15:46:43] <Visexy> it's gonna take a lot of work
[15:46:50] <Visexy> but i figure that one special lady out there is worth it
[15:46:59] <dano13> you're kidding right?
[15:47:06] <Visexy> yeah
[15:47:09] <Visexy> maybe 2.5 min is more reasonable

[Viscant]

That poll is a lie. It was something having to do with Hillary Swank being hot, then OC changed it. That's why all the others voted for it also, I think.

And I can't wait for my fleshlight to get here. When it comes, I should make a review thread on SRK.

--Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

[Philth]

<merdoc> dakota fanning is hot

[Nishiko]

[01:45:32] <ParryPers> mvc2demon: can you suck good dick? My wife is a shemale and needs a bitch
[01:45:34] <Philhigh> oh rats
[01:45:35] <Ex_Matt> too far to own you
[01:45:43] <Ex_Matt> u married bloofy parry ?
[01:45:49] <Philhigh> Ex Matt come to LA
[01:45:55] <mvc2demon> ParryPers, yes i can, but only yours, fuck your wife
[01:46:00] <Philhigh> I got players for you to play
[01:46:07] <Ex_Matt> haha
[01:46:15] <Ex_Matt> i'd play em if i had the loot to goto la
[01:46:15] <Philhigh> bring like 1000$
[01:46:32] <ParryPers> <mvc2demon> ParryPers, yes i can, but only yours, fuck your wife - IT'S ON YOU LIVE IN HOUSTON RITE AWESOME
[01:46:52] <ParryPers> Congress is in the process of passing a bill to clone Chuck Norris for military purposes. They want his genes, particularly because Chuck Norris' eyes offer nightvision and 3x zoom capabilities.
[01:46:54] <mvc2demon> yes, I am alone in my room
[01:46:55] <mvc2demon> ASL
[01:47:07] <ParryPers> 12/F/CANADA NAME IS MATT
[01:47:25] <mvc2demon> wtf? I want a real man
[01:47:29] <ParryPers> Oh
[01:47:31] <musashii> ne1 wanna cYber?!?!
[01:47:47] * phae runs off to oekaki
[01:47:47] <mvc2demon> j/k ParryPers
[01:47:49] <Philhigh> 0mG Hi2u!!
[01:47:51] <Wolfwood> if i knew how to quote...
[01:47:53] <Philhigh> ASL??
[01:47:56] <Philhigh> ASL!?
[01:47:58] <ParryPers> I STROKE MY COCK AS YOU LICK MELTED CHICLETS OFF MY ASSCRACK
[01:48:02] <ParryPers> OMG LOL JAY KAY LOL
[01:48:03] <ParryPers> ......
[01:48:04] <ParryPers> ...
[01:48:06] <ParryPers> DOT DOT DOT
[01:48:27] <mvc2demon> ring ring ring rign ring ring ring bananan phone

[01:53:49] <ParryPers> OMG
[01:53:51] <ParryPers> NISH
[01:53:57] <Nish-Work> ?
[01:54:02] <ParryPers> YOU SO DIDN'T JUST DO THAT
[01:54:08] <Philhigh> THE ONE I LOVE, I HATE, BUT THE SEX IS GREAT
[01:54:16] <ParryPers> http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=73096&page=10
[01:54:19] <Nish-Work> ^.^
[01:54:19] <Philhigh> that song ownses joo
[01:54:20] <ParryPers> OMG NOW I LOOK GAY


I'm not sure what he expected. This is SRK, after all. :bgrin:

[Fenrir171]

[12:50am] <mvc2demon> yes, I am alone in my room
[12:50am] <mvc2demon> ASL
[12:50am] <+ParryPers> 12/F/CANADA NAME IS MATT
[12:51am] <mvc2demon> wtf? I want a real man
[12:51am] <+ParryPers> Oh
[12:51am] <musashii> ne1 wanna cYber?!?!

[Philth]

<duy_away> who wants to talk about feelings
<Kaiya> can it be gay feelings
<duy_away> sure
<duy_away> any feelings is good
<Kaiya> then sorry i can't involve myself in this conversation
<duy_away> ..
<duy_away> tricked

[jae hoon]

<duy_away> who wants to talk about feelings
<Kaiya> can it be gay feelings
<duy_away> sure
<duy_away> any feelings is good
<Kaiya> then sorry i can't involve myself in this conversation
<duy_away> ..
<duy_away> tricked


Bronson coming out of the closet.

[Taichi]

Jeezus this is some good stuff......

now, somebody, PLEASE PM ME, and tell me EXACTLY how to get into chat......what I have to download, and exactly how to get into the SRK Chatroom.....

I can't miss this shit.......one second longer.......

[Fenrir171]

um... get mirc from...

mirc.com...

install...

run it... look for a folder with a hammer on it...

once the options come up... click on connect in the left box...

change the irc network to Efnet...

click ok...

then click on a folder with the # sign in it...

type #srkgd in the area that says enter name of channel youd like to join...

[ParryPerson.]

omg you just invited taichi. #srkgd R.I.P. :(

[maxx]

srk irc chats are like the most off the wall convo's that will make a 12 yr old with a.d.d and attention span of...oh hey look at the shiny gem weeeeeee

[Irennicus]

<Irennicus> You never answered a/s/l
<Irennicus> ***.
<weak> mostly traps and magics were based on my deck
<Irennicus> You don't get to talk.
<weak> o
<weak> immortal/male/hell
<Irennicus> TOO LATE
* weak has quit IRC
<Irennicus> lol
<Irennicus> He actually left.

[KrassHole]

omg you just invited taichi. #srkgd R.I.P. :(


Fuck that shit. Taichi should be banned.

[Viscant]

<epsilon_> believe me
<epsilon_> im the perfect man
* musashii has left #srkgd
<BalloonFi> are you rich?
<epsilon_> no, but i will be
<BalloonFi> strike 1
<BalloonFi> are you black?
<epsilon_> yes
<BalloonFi> strike 2
<epsilon_> :(





--Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

[Taichi]

so, when do you guys hang out there?, I was in there earlier, but it was empty....

[Jappo]

You were probably in the wrong server.

[Viscant]

Make sure you're on an EFNet server. The channel always has at least 20-30 people in it. Whether people are talking or not is random and dependent on work/school/porn/whatever the fuck most of these degenerates do with their day.

--Jay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com

[Philth]

In #capcom... but ownage enough to make it here.

<Visexy> flu passes sexually, yes
<Visexy> although if you're close enough to sex her
<Visexy> you were gonna get it anyways
<insanelee> can you like
<insanelee> just punch the sickness out of her?
<Philth> that only works if theyre pregnant

[DaDesiCanadian]

<merdoc2> i boned ph....nvm'

[DaDesiCanadian]

[13:20] <Bleetness> where does your wife work parry
[13:21] <ParryPers> My wife works for a bankrupcy (sp?) firm
[13:21] <[A]ngel> a likely story
[13:21] <Bleetness> awkward....
[13:21] <Jeeebus> bankruptcy
[13:21] <Bleetness> say you go bankrupt
[13:21] <Bleetness> will she handle it?
[13:21] * Jeeebus starts filing the bankruptcy claim

[KrassHole]

<Viscant> i look like a butch lesbian right now