THE CRACK OF DAWN THREAD(early morning srk)

[JackTenrac!]

So...this is your personal thread blog? whatever.

...that went well.

[Anubis]

Its 2:29 pm est. I called my seamstress back in Philly to ask if she would keep an eye on Twee, until I get back home (whenever that will be). At first, the conversation went totally quiet & I thought I lost the connection. When I kept asking Ann if she would do me this favor, she finally replied with a sturdy "Fuck no!". She said the last time I asked her that favor that Twee & her got into a big argument & she refuses to do this again.

I've even tried to offer her a $200 bonus, if she would do this favor for me, but she still refuses. Her off was for nothing less than $500. My reply was "Fuck that!". So I guess there's nothing at this point I can do to get Ann to do me this favor.

Well, I'm sure that Twee will be calling me within the next few hours to spoil my fun (its what she does best). I was planning to go out to a gentlemen's club with the guys, but I'm just going to go over my orders and contact my customers to let them know that I am alright. One of my customers happens to be a good friend that is pretty much well-known on "The Maury Povich Show". Her & I have known each other for years & I had to let her know that I am fine.

[Anubis]

Its 11:30 am est. I got up for breakfast about 2 hours ago & decided to cook some eggs & canadian ham before I left the household where I am in Altoona, PA. Luckily, There is a convenience store close by & I bought the eggs & orange juice from there. I stayed indoors last night, I just didn't have any motivation to want to go out & socialize with the guys last night. This lady named Jessica had stopped by to see how I was. I was surprised to see her. We had talked about a few matters that was going on in my life & hers as well.

She stayed with me for the whole night, then had to go home to take care of matters there, then go to work. She'll probably come by later on this evening after work, if she isn't too tired or so. For now, I'm going to call my seamstress to check on any new orders, then watch "Sportscenter" for a while to get caught up on what's happening with "March Madness" & Barry Bonds.

I had left Thuyan a message, since I wasn't able to contact her this morning. Knowing her, she's still asleep & will stay that way until about 1 or 2 pm. I'm sure, when she sees my message, she'll be "blowing up" my cell to curse me out in vietnamese again. The message I sent to her was to inform her that I was extending my holiday by about another 30 - 45 days. Since that CRAZY VIETNAMESE CHICK is so spoiled, she's going to hate that idea of not being able to financially & emotionally make me suffer.

[Anubis]

Its 4:01pm est. Well, Thuyan called like I knew she would & didn't like the message I gave her whatsoever.

Thuyan: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE EXTENDING YOUR HOLIDAY ANOTHER 30 - 45 DAYS!? What about me!? How am I supposed to survive without you here. This place is too quiet without you here & I need someone to take care of me. I'm going absolutely crazy here without you. What has Sporty said about me, and you better not be fuckin' any other bitches!!"

Me: "Twee, Sporty & I have not been talking about you (not today at least) & second, you're not my girlfriend, wife or mother. Who I choose to sleep with is none of your concern. At least, they're not giving me grief like said company on the phone right now."

Thuyan: "YOU ARE SLEEPING WITH OTHER BITCHES AREN'T YOU!?" *starts cursing at me in vietnamese then hangs up*

Thuyan: *calls back 30 seconds later starts cursing at me in vietnamese again then hangs up*.

One day I'm going to have to learn that language to find out what she is saying!

[Septimus Prime]

Holy shit, thread resurrection!

Hi.

[JackTenrac!]

Guess it is, sorry. Good luck to you.

...that went well.

[Anubis]

Its 9:18 pm est. The guys & I are talking about going out bowling tonight & I haven't gone bowling in so many ages. Usually where there is a bowling alley, there is also beer. I'm trying to cut down on my alcohol consumption (but you can figure out why I drink in the first place). I've been playing this chess game that I found online & its pretty good thus far.

One of Twee's friends (a lifetime member of "The Moron Squad") called my phone to bug me about coming home to take care of Twee & forgetting about all the stuff she tried to get me into in Vietnam. Obviously, this girl doesn't have a single brain in her head. I looked at my phone when she said that I then told her to take care of Thuyan herself. I'm not risking my health and/or sanity to put up with her right now. At least, she still has a roof over her head (which is more than she deserves).

Maybe Jessica will come over tonight to talk & keep me company. I thought about just watching "Underworld" or an old kung-fu movie to pass my night away, if I decide not to go bowling. She's actually nice to talk to & wonderful company. She's nothing like Leslie, however, and I do miss her so much. I wanted to call Leslie, but I don't want to interfere on her trying to re-jumpstart her marriage. She has no idea how much I wanted to surprise her on Valentine's Day w/ a dozen red roses & just spend the day together. Sadly, I must respect her wishes & I'll just wish her the best of luck.

[JackTenrac!]

I'll try.

8:36:53 am

Day four of the college strike. Nothing has happened as of yet. Teachers and law makers not even talking as of yet. Probably, I'll just work on some websites I have after I'm done talking to my dad. My license expires soon and I have some other dues to take on.

Found out that Samantha was not all what she seemed. She led me on and made an excuse about it. I was upset completely, but hell, I just met the woman, so I tried hard to get her out of my mind. I hardly meet people these days and my friends are ghosts. I never see them that often, and it makes me bitter towards the concept of friends.. Somehow, the way I felt in regards to them resonated on to Samantha. Sure, I'm good with women, just not enough, I figure. She had some things I liked, and some I didn't. My mind raced to thoughts of me and her pretty quickly. My game was tight. I just didn't understand.

EDIT: Anubis, this is cool. Do you do reruns? I wanna catch up.

[Anubis]

BEAR RYOMA: Welcome to the "Crack of Dawn" thread a.k.a. The Trials & Tribulations of Anubis (& his CRAZY VIETNAMESE CHICK PROBLEMS) (lol). This thread is somehow therapeutic in my everyday life. Its like my own personal diary that I can share here on SRK.

Hope you enjoy it as well as I do.

Its 11:49 pm est. So far its been a pretty crazy day with my friends here in Altoona, PA. Two of them were arguing most of the day about this chick they just met & both want to see her more. So its like one is accusing the other of cockblocking. I wanted to at first become the resident Dr. Phil, but I figured that it isn't worth it. As I remember from my childhood "bros before hoes". I guess they missed out on that lesson.

I'm just going to relax & watch some movies on cable tonight. I finally get to see "Kill Bill vol 1" for the first time. I remember an old japanime movie from long ago called "The Revenge of The White Bride" & scenes from that movie were shown. It just goes to show that Quentin Tarantino is not the genius that Hollywood makes him out to be, but a plagerizer of old japanese movies (pathetic!). Its not the first time that he's done it.

Twee hasn't called at all today. To be honest, I'm not sure if that is a good thing or a bad one. I just know that I don't have a headache from her.

[Roxie]

tarintino admitted his movie was, basically, a tribute to kung-fu 70's films and what not. He also said he used many films for the inspiration.

howver, he does have a good eye for style.

[Anubis]

Its 9:27 pm est. The guys & I are presently talking about going out tonight to go bowling. Its something we haven't done in such a long time together & since the beer there is pretty cheap, it sounds like a good idea. I, however, am going to step back from drinking any kind of adult beverage tonight & just drink milk. I think I'm starting to get a little concerned about all the boozing I've been doing lately & maybe I should start to slow down. I don't need to abuse my liver just so I can have a good time.

I'm kinda' feelin' a little down tonight. Today is an ex-girlfriend's birthday & I would like to be with her, but we lost contact some time ago. Not only that, but she recently had a baby by someone else & I have an issue with being with unwed mothers. I tried it before & it just didnt work out well. I basically had to be a father for a baby that wasn't biologically mine. She & I were childhood sweathearts & always talked about getting married first, then raise a family (guess that idea didn't last). She knows where to find some friends that can contact me, but she didn't even try to contact me when I came back from Baltimore & let me know she was pregnant. She only comes to find me when she is going through psychological problems & needs a shoulder to dump her problems on. After that, I seem to become yesterday's psychological trash bag & she dumps me, until she needs my help again.

I think that if she decides to try this again, I'm going to have to make the hardest decision of my life & tell her that she has to deal with her own problems from this point out. I'm getting tired of the same method that she's been using on me for the past 11 years & carrying her every time she needs my help, only to stab me in the back. I love her a lot, but mot enough for her to keep abusing me unintentionally to make her life a lot better. If she's going to be with me, there are going to be some changes. If she can't accept them, then good luck in life after she steps out the door with the "exit" sign above it. Its like what she told me a long time ago & I should have listened. She told me she wasn't good enough for me, but it sounded like a cheesy line from an episode of "Seinfeld". And seeing the guys she left me for, I'm kinda' starting to believe her.

[Anubis]

Its 4:37 pm est. I got up early this morning around 8:30 am while everyone else was still asleep. Even though it was still raining, I decided I needed to take a little walk to stretch my muscles a bit. Altoona, PA is a nice quite little town. It reminds me a little about home back in Texas. I came back about around roughly 10 am & everyone else in the household was still asleep. All I did was go on-line for a few hours & check out the news & sports sites (& a few girlie sites as well). I needed to get caught up in some computer time, since most of my time seems to be spent outdoors nowadays.

The walk did help clear my mind a bit. I needed to figure out how I need to handle Twee whenever I get back home. I'm sure from the moment that I return home, she would have done something (or getting ready to do something) absolutely insipid. I thought about maybe surprising her with some roses, but that's something people-in-love do. Besides, for her, she probably wouldn't appreciate them & would want something more expensive (she's done it to me before). I need an idea to keep her anger down for a while, until I'm ready for her to screw something up.

I think I'll lie to her & tell her that I missed her a lot & only thought about her during the whole outdoors trip (not!). It did soften her up a bit the last time I said this to her (for 24 hrs). After that, it was life as usual for the both of us. I called my neighbors to see how they were doing & they were doing well. I didn't want them to know about Thuyan just yet. Its a nice quiet neighborhood & I don't want to alert the neighbors to the craziness that resides inside my household.

[Anubis]

Its 12:45 am est. I learned a very important lesson about life last night. If you're going to do any intense drinking, be careful what you drink & what amount it is. The guys & I went out to this bar a few blocks from where we are. I was only goingto have a simple Miller Genuine Draft & just watch the NCAA Tournament. My friend "K" wanted to have a big drink, so he ordered a shot of Bacardi 151. Then he dared me to drink with him. But he ordered for me a triple. So I drank that with him (no problem). Then, he orders another drink for me (same drink mind you).

I take that down & drink the MGD (before we got there I already had 3 Guinness Stouts). At that point, I'm starting to feel very hot & light-headed. So I tell him, I've had enough. He orders another drink (a double of 151 mixed with coke). Like the great man that I am, I slowly drink that down. After which, we leave and head back to "The Barn" (home). Sporty & X are playing MvC2 when I come in & I had to lay down on the couch. Around this time the room is spinning & my body temp must have risen at least 12 degrees. About twenty minutes after I layed down I felt sick and had to hurl.

Now have anybody seen that movie "The Exorcist". That's how I felt what I was going through last night. I don't know how I did it, but not I drop of vomit was on my clothes or furniture. I made it to the bathroom, the outside & the kitchen sink just in the nick of time. Wierdest thing about it, is that I don't have any memory about going or crashing on the couch. So I guess I was lucky to somehow be in "auto-pilot" during my "exorcism".

So this morning I'm having the worst hangover ever (and I deserved it). To make things somewhat worse, Twee calls me & she's bitching (as usual) about some orders that we didn't receive any deposits for. I told her that I knew two of the customers and to go ahead with their orders. I'll handle everything else with them. That's when she started to get carried away about why am I showing these ladies some favortism. Plus, she noticed my speech was somewhat slurred. I told her about my hangover & to her that was even more reason to bitch. For some unknown reason, it turned me on when she was arguing on the phone (its like going to hell, then yelling "Thank God").

So basically, that's how my day went. I don't tend to drink any alcohol for another 24 hours. After that vomitting session, I feel like I lost about 5 lbs. I don't need to lose weight, just the urge to drink a lot.

Also, I like to add that if anyone saw that show on VH1 called the "Flavor of Love". I think Flavor Flav chose the right girl "Hoops" & dumped that psychotic drama queen "New York". But to be perfectly honest, if it wasn't for the reboot on his celebrity status, none of those girls would have given him the time of day (even with that damn clock around his neck). I do have a few concerns given his past history with spousal & drug abuse.

[Roxie]

Man, I think you and Twee need to have a real serious talk about your feelings.

[Anubis]

Man, I think you and Twee need to have a real serious talk about your feelings.I tried it before. She changed her attitude for a few days. After that, it was back to her old ways.

Some good news may be coming my way soon about my business. Sporty & I have been talking about me helping him with his business problems. He owns a boutique as well & likes what I have done with my business. He needs someone to operate & supervise his business. If things go the way I want them to, there may be a possible merger in the future. I'll update you on the news if it happens or not.

[Anubis]

ROXIE: Interesting Avatar! Its something I would see in a museum in the modern art exhibit (lol).

Its 3:45 pm est. We had some electrical problems at the place here last night. The fuse box was literally smoking hot due to some wires crossing each other & the cold weather didn't make matters any better either. So basically we only had power in one area of the place & no heat. Good thing my friend "K" had his girlfriend & her sister came over to stay the night last night. There company was very motivational & enlightening for us. Despite the coldness, we still managed to stay warm.

I went shopping this morning with the guys to get the items needed to fix the place up from the power problem we had last night. Everything is now back to normal & good to go. All we need to do is get some food & get this damn place cleaned up better than what it is right now.

Sporty & I went over some things for the business of his. I just noticed that his license is expired (about a few months) & it needs to get renewed. He's lucky that he wasn't shut down for having an expired license. He had no choice but to shut the business down today & keep it that way until the new license is received. Its a good thing I checked into it. It also needs some internal maintenance, but its not major repair work to worry about.

Twee called again today...

...and you know what she had to say (again).

[Anubis]

Its 10:39 am est. I just got back from a two-day traveling schedule from Altoona, PA to New York, New York to Philadelphia, PA & now back to Altoona, PA. I went with the guys to NYC to celebrate St. Patrick's Day & check out some sites there. I also had to see some friends in Harlem & pay my respects to the family to a great late friend of mine (R.I.P. Jim). We were there for a period of about 12 - 16 hours. After that for some unknown reason, I decided to head back to Philly to check up on Thuyan and ensure that the house didn't burn down (or at least blow up!).

She was really surprised to see me. Probably because I bought her a bouquet of roses to start. Then we had dinner and all she talked about was how she missed me & what she fucked up while I was away (2 goldfish dead, 3 plants dying, 6 dress orders not made & electric bill 2 months overdue). I just told her that I would take care of everything (I always do!) and that I was heading back to Altoona to do some business with Sporty. This merger could be very lucrative for me, if we get the licenses up to date & inspections up to code. She than led me up to the bedroom where once again she tried to seduce me (she does this to get her hands on my credit cards!). I told her I'm not going to go through what she caused for me in Vietnam & maybe its best that we not do this.

Well, 8 hours later, I'm at 30th Street Station waiting to get the train heading back to Altoona & my friend Nash was going to meet me at the station. We headed back to what I call "The Crib" & he updated me on where everybody went to or didn't come back from since I went back for a brief visit to Philly.

[Anubis]

Its 1:10 pm est. I'm back here in Altoona taking care of the household, while the other guys haven't arrived back yet from their current locations. The pets here are fine & the house in still clean. Thuyan is home & I'm on the western part of the state enjoying myself. I got up about 2 hours ago & the windage here has been absolutely crazy. In the last few days, we have had as high as 22 mph winds. It is starting to get warm, but we have had a few cold days. Spring may very much be on the way finally. But to be honest, this may have been the warmest winter this state have had in a long time. Not a whole lot of snowfall in the eastern part & the western parthas had less than normal as well.

I now come to that part of my life that I must come to grips with to get corrected every now & then. Yes, folks! I need to get my hair rebraided (again!). Back home in Philly, I had a whole lot of women who were doing my hair (2 professionals!) & enjoyed making me look great. Here in Altoona, I'm still looking for a good hair stylist. Some friends have let me know some names, so hopefully this week or so I can get this job accomplished.

I've just started playing "Ace Combat 5" & "Perfect Dark: Zero". Normally, I don't play a lot of home video games, but these two have caught my attention very much. "Fight Night: Round 3" kinda bores me, but I need to work harder on my right punches. My character is so far a pretty good southpaw, with great counter moves. I won my first 4 matches (due to good speed), but my strength needs improving, before I go professional.

[Anubis]

Its 10:52 am est. I finally received the license for Sporty"s boutique store in the mail and now I'm on my way to the site where I will check out the place & finalize the deal to having a merger with this business. Sporty will be available later this morning where we'll have some breakfast & talk about how this new partnership will work for us & make some lucrative deals for us in the future. Thuyan is excited about it as well, because she thinks that she will be making some sort of profit margin off the deal (Get real!). I'm going to be doing a whole lot of traveling between Philly & Altoona, when the contract is final & notorized.

My attorney is back in Philly waiting to overlook the agreement when I get it. I want to ensure that this alliance will be a great deal for the both of us. As far as Thuyan is concerned, she has NO part of this deal. So unlike the old store in Philly, she will not gamble away the profits & I have to get business through the internet or word of mouth.

All I have to do now is find a good seamstress here in Altoona to do business with. A lot of the clothes in the store are from top designers, but I also want to do more than buy from them. I have some orders coming in from Fetish, DKNY & Baby Phat. Plus, I've decided to try my hand at selling men's clothing. I figure why just limit myself at just supplying women with quality clothing. I'm not sure about designing men's clothing, just sell merchandise like Sean John & RocaWear.

...all this & I still haven't had by hair re-braided yet!

[Anubis]

Its 10:35 am est. Things went down as smoothly as I has expected. Now that the contract had been signed & legally approved, we went forward to the signing & Halo Boutique is now re-located in Altoona, PA! The new items bought for the store should be here sometime before friday. So I can't wait to stock up the store with the new merchandise.

My part in this new merger is to basically run all the operations. Sporty's part is to take care of all the liabilities & we split everything the middle. He can't be around a whole lot, since he is in the process of buying a house in another part of the state. He's going to have it fixed up, then sell it on the market for a good profit. I'm going to have to do some traveling between here & Philly to ensure that Thuyan doesn't screw things up (though I know she will!). And check out the new fashion wear coming out soon from New York & later this year in Las Vegas.

Things are starting to look absolutely fantastic. It's just a matter of time to get things in a consistent motion.

[Hunter D]

What does Thuyan do anyway?

[Roxie]

Please higher me Neo.

Or at least my friend Erica, who took fashion marketing and will be graduating this May!

http://www.myspace.com/eargieline
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So, I was trying to catch a bus that was going to leave in 2 minutes.

I have a strategy, I get on the 3rd car of the train and either I'm first on the escalator or I run to the elevator.

Then I try and catch the other elevator that opens to the bus depot and then higher to parking level. Luckily, I catch this second elevator. I have on my BIG headphones and this guy is on the elevator behind me. I don't get a good look at him, but as I recall he wasn't much taller than I (5'2"), but was heavy and dark.

So, I'm praying the bus hasn't left yet and this guy, who probably thinks I can't hear him, starts talking shit behind my back

"You only going up one floor, man you holding me up."

At this point, I really don't give a shit. I'm just trying to catch my bus and I'm happy he's not going to be on it with me.

Then he says, "You so big anyway, you need to be taken the stairs"
to which I promptly scream "FUCK YOU!!" as the doors open and I jog down to the bus, which I caught.

Why do people always feel like they can say anything they want to me? I don't get it.
People (men) just come up to me, trying to hit on me like, "Hey big mama can you cook? How many kids you got?"

Can you go fuck yourself? I'd dearly apperciate it.

[ParryPerson.]

Awesome blog guys.

[Anubis]

HUNTER D: Thuyan takes phone calls from my girl friends who needs orders made for them & also checks out our spot on Ebay to see if anyone wants to buy any items. They'd rather talk to me, but I'm so busy with a lot of traveling lately. I also have a few famous celebrity women (radio dj's) in Philly who spread the word about me to their audience. Thuyan has tried to hang out with them from time-to-time, since I really don't like having that much attention placed on me. I like my privacy & modesty.

...so everything she has she gets from me (money, a place to live, semi-celebrity status, ect.). What does she give me? Lots of migrains, muscle spasms, unpaid bills, a few white hairs in my head & diarrhea whenever I eat her cooking (its really bad, but she doesn't think so!).

Talk about making a bad trade!

ROXIE: That guy was a bona fide jackass! Odds are, he wouldn't know a good woman if she came up & slapped him in the face. I doubt you let him get to you. I already have someone here for the store in Altoona & she is fashion conscienceous (she's going to fashion school presently) & some of her ideas aren't bad at all. All I need is to find a good seamstress here in Altoona to sew the designs & I'll place them here in the new store.

Its 2:32 pm est. I'm taking the day off from the new store, since I have my friend "K" working it for today storing some new merchandise that finally came in. I will be in the store every other day so I can focus on my Philly orders when I'm not there. Also, so I can find a good gym to work out in when I'm not there.

I went out last night to this gentlemen's bar called the "Tin Cup" to celebrate the success of the merger. My friend Angela was working the bar last night, but couldn't stay long. She wasn't feeling well due to having some serious sunburns. On the inside of her thigh, it was really red. I don't know if she'll be back tonight, but I could always check in on her. I had met this dancer named "Destiny" as well last night. For a woman in her forties, she was definitely in great shape & looked great! Her real name is Teri & she loves to play pool (What a predicament, so do I!)! She told me about her daughter who is 22, she's a bartender at another business & a lot about her life. She really is a great woman to hold a conversation with. Unfortunately, I couldn't get her phone number due to business policy about solicitation, but she does want to see me again. So she promises to accidentally drop her cell phone in my lap.

Today, I'm just going to chill at home & play "Perfect Dark: Zero" & "Ace Combat 5". "Perfect Dark: Zero" really gets hard after every mission & now I'm up to mission 8 after 3 days of playing.

Also, since my brackets are totally screwed up from some of my favorite teams losing in March Madness, I'm going to take the day off from watching any games!

[Anubis]

Its 12:18 am est. I'm at home thinking about going to the "Tin Cup" with some of the guys. The store is coming along very well & I'm taking the day off tomorrow just to get some rest. Some of the inventory I ordered is going to be a little late getting here. But its not going to be very late, just a day or two.

I got off the phone with Thuyan and she is wondering when am I going to return back to Philly. I told her that I'm not sure because i have a lot of work to take care of when it comes to the new store. She doesn't like the idea of coming to Altoona. The idea of being around a lot of caucasian people just doesn't fit very well with her. I'd rather her stay there in Philly anyway. She'd just cause too much chaos if she came here.

My friends at University Pinball in Philly are happy to here that I have accomplished a great success with the merger and are wondering when I will return to see them again. I know I will be there around Apr 19 at the latest to take care of a few things with Thuyan. After that, I'm going to have to do some traveling to some other cities for a small bit, then back to the store to get ready for the spring season.

[Anubis]

ROXIE: I took your advice and started an account on myspace.com. The site is pretty cool & I'm learning how I can use this account to my advantage for my business & personal life.

Its 11:46 pm est. Things are up and running smoothly here in Altoona for the store & me. I took the day off to talk to Twee about how she messed up an order for a wedding dress that is due to be completed in another week.

Twee: "Nino, I hope you won't be mad. But you know that customer named Lillian B..... Well, her dress is ready, but with a slight problem."

Me: "I remember her! Nice lady. She had the orders for the bridesmaid dresses & her wedding dress. I believe she's getting married in about a few weeks from now. I told her the dress should be ready by April 7, the same day as my birthday. You do remember my birthday do you!? Anyway, what's the problem? Did she not show for one of her fittings?"

Twee: "I kinda' messed up on the size. I told our seamstress the order was for a size 5, not 15."

Me: "Why do I put up with you!? Luckily, she hasn't come in for a fitting yet, has she?"

Twee: "No, but she's scheduled for her first in 3 days!"

Me: "I'm going to call Ann tomorrow and see if any other orders need to be rushed. Odds are no. Then, I'll ask her to get the material from down the street & have this order labeled as priority. Plus, to see if I can get extra time, I'll call her & see if we can get her to come in on the 10 of April. She's been dying to meet me for a while & I'll personally show up to un-screw up this mess you made."

Twee: "Does that mean you're coming home!?"

Me: "This is business Twee! I'm not coming back to see you, so don't get any ideas or your hopes up. I just saw you about a week or so ago."

Twee: "I know, but it's lonely here without you. I have no one to talk to."

Me: "Why? What happened to "The Goof Troop"? Did my fantasy happen & a serial killer finally took care of them for me? Or do I still have to wait for that faithful day?"

Twee: "Nino! How could you say that!?"

Me: "I just did! Anyways, I'll see you on the 10th. In the meantime, try not to screw things up! Though I know you will.

[Roxie]

I think she's head over heals for you man.

[Hunter D]

I think she's head over heals for you man.
Of course she is. The guy is her hero.

[Anubis]

Its 9:42 pm est. I just recently started a new account on myspace. I have to admit that this site is the shiznit! I still have to work on making a new page for my account. Some of the pages that people have on myspace are nothing short of fantastic. If I didn't know any better, I would swear that that was their own personal website. It doesn't mean that I will no longer be posting here on SRK. It just means that now more people will know about me (and the CRAZY VIETNAMESE CHICK that make my life hell).

This day I was supposed to just chill out at home but a problem came in with one of the orders. Its turns out that the sizes for the baby phat jeans were too small. So the customers that wanted to buy some will have to wait, until I get their sizes. Thuyan Nguyan was nowhere around to make the orders, so I couldn't blame her for the mistake. It was probably a typo that was done. So today, even though I didn't go into work, work still came to the household for me.

Tomorrow is also Jen's birthday. She works with me at the store. I had to send her a birthday card, to let her know I thought of her. She happens to be a vegan, so I found a comical card implying about how she can't eat meat or sweets or salt. She loved it a lot. She will be 20 years old, but even though she can't legally drink, she can always come over to the household to drink as much as she would like.

You can find my other postings on www.myspace.com/ninovashe

[Anubis]

Its 8:58 pm dst. A few hours ago I got off the phone with Thuyan (THE CRAZY VIETNAMESE CHICK from HELL) Nguyen. Guess who is coming over to our place to visit & perhaps spend the night with her? That's right! You guessed it ! The Loser Platoon formerly known as The Goof Troop (her girl friends)! The plan of action for the night is for them to feel sorry for themselves, smoke a lot of weed, act all stupid, put me down behind my back because I can't stand them for being losers, then pass out & stay over for the night. Am I upset about these girls (I want to call them something else, but I'm going to be nice) coming over and staying in a place that I am paying rent for Twee & I to stay? Hell yes, I am!!!

We argued about the fact that these girls are not trying to do anything for themselves in life, just mooch off of others & use whoever they can. Anybody else they want to hate against, so as not to feel bad about themselves. I admit that I often told Thuyan that I would like to take an AK-47 and snuff out their lives so as to end their pain & misery for being natural born losers (we have quite a few guns & rifles here where I live in Altoona). But as usual, she has to go and defend them. But her arguments holds no weight. Whenever they all get together, something happens & in the end I wind up having to clean up her mess. I just wish that they would grow up, mature up and even MAN up with their loser lives.

I have decided not to do any harm to them after all. Reason why being? I need them to be around so I can show people what natural born losers look like & we can all laugh at them & learn lessons as to what not to be like in life. Thuyan will probably be mad, but I really don't care. Hopefully, I can teach her that she doesn't need so called friends like this in her life. But knowing her, she'll just ignore what I have to say (like always!) & wind up fucking something up.

...I wonder if I can sell a slightly used CRAZY VIETNAMESE CHICK on EBay. Guaranteed to give you a headache & financial hardships. Trust me, she's done it to me for going on 4 years! (lol)

[Anubis]

Its 4:27 am dst. Well, its finally come down to this! As of three weeks ago, I started smoking again! I haven't had a cigarette since I left "Desert Storm" in '91 (trust me, I badly need one!). So far, I'm only smoking a pack/week. So I suppose that's not too bad! Not to worry, because I am going to try and once again break the habit before its gets worse for me. Its just that I need something for my nerves for the time being.

Twee & her insiped girlfriends (The Loser Platoon) has pushed me to this! They are still staying over at my house in Philly since sunday night. Not only that, but two of the broads, brought there dogs with them (they're cute, but crazy like their owners). I argued with her to not bring them over on sunday. I might as well have just said "Do what you want.". I just paid the rent & utilities for this month. I don't need imbeciles living off my hard earned money for a few days!

This is one of the many things that I have to talk to Twee about when I see her again next sunday. After I guarantee that she will forget my birthday, she's going to give me some sob story about how she misses me & wants to go out (with The Loser Platoon of course!). I'm hoping that my neighbors aren't getting pissed off about the insipidness & ignorance of her friends & her. I'll surely find out come 9 April 06.

[Anubis]

Its 4:43 am dst. Well, here's the day that I dread the most of all the days in the year. Today is my birthday. I really haven't cared much about my birthday for the past 16 years. This year, I have a lot on my mind concerning my new business in Altoona. Twee & her Loser Platoon spending a lot of time at my house in Philly. People at the household that I'm now living at in Altoona. Trying to find a good hairdresser here in Altoona. Etc, etc. I should be asleep getting some rest, so I can be ready to take care of business in the store. Instead, I'm having problems sleeping, so I decide to make a new post for this thread.

As far as my smoking is concerned, I haven't let it go just yet. I still only smoke about a pack per week. A lot of the people here in this household smoke. Twee herself smokes. Her loser friends smoke. Now she's driven me to smoke (after 15 years!). I think I'll stop in just a few weeks from now, because I really don't want to return to doing this permanently. This tonight is my first cigarette in 48 hrs. After I release some stress, I'll get some rest.

I'm hoping that tonight will be just some time for me to get some r & r. I could use it, since I haven't been able to get some time off this week. I'm almost sure the guys got something cooking for tonight's special event. I told them days ago that I didn't want any kind of celebration. I get the feeling however, that they didn't listen. I have too much to take care of in the store today, & I won't be satisfied until its completed sometime tonight. After that, I wouldn't mind watching "Underworld" for something like the 600,000th time and playing some "Halo 2".

[Anubis]

Its 12:53 am dst. Well, I'm back in Philly where once again Twee finds a way to aggravate the living hell out of me. Not only is the place a total wreck, but the cable bill was not paid. After hours of cleaning the place at least half way through, she decides she wants to go out to a french restaurant. I'm really not amused at this point. To make things even worse, she wants to invite her girl friends out with us (Hell no!!!!!). We argue about why the house is in a shambles, and why the cable was offline and why those losers need to be fed at all.

After about 3 1/2 hours of arguing, she decides to make a compromise. Only one of her girlfriends can come along (she's not trying to hear anything else!). I tell her only if they will pay for there own meal, I'm not going to fit the bill to feed her insipid, ugly face! The only way I will feed them, is to a shark at the aquarium in Baltimore (it might upset there stomach though!). After which, she decides to get on the phone and call her girl friend, Kia.
Not that I don't like her (because I really don't!), but this girl likes to think that the world owes her something and that we all need to bend over and kiss her ass. She has a reputation of being somewhat loose & easy. Takes way too much weed & pills to get high with & is as lazy as the day is long.

So now Twee & I are at this french restaurant & she's all nice and pretty-looking. Complementing me on the new business in Altoona and how I look (big-time asskissing!), when all of a sudden her friend Kia shows up, then sits down at the table. Kia claims to have been waiting there for a friend to show, but was stood up. So Twee is trying to be sentimental about it and wants her to join us (I smell a vietnamese rat here!!).

Kia: "Nino, its good to see you again. Twee talks so much about you. Congrats about the business in Altoona. So how long are you back? Do you mind if I join your table? My date didn't seem to show up tonight."

Me: "Kia! Do you actually believe that any man with at least an once of brains in his head would actually meet you at a french restaurant? First of all, you're ghetto! All he has to do is take you to The Olive Garden, if not Popeye's! Get some weed and maybe a "forty" and you'll be bobbing your head on his "swagger" within' the hour (Sometimes sooner!). Since when was the last time you even went into a french restaurant!? Let me give you a hint! They don't serve french fries here!!! I'd prefer you not join us! But if you do, you'll either be paying your own bill or learning to wash dishes!!"

Kia: "Well, fuck you, Nino!!!! I don't see why any woman would find you interesting or attractive. What Twee sees in you is beyond me. Just because you now have a small business in a small hick town doesn't mean shit to me!! You're not going to be anything. I hope a lynch mob grabs your ass during the night and string you the fuck up! Besides, I'm Twee's company, so if you don't like it, then kiss my black ass! Any real man would love to have two good-looking women at his table & take care of the bill!!"

Me: "First of all, I never invited you! I suspect Twee had something to do with this & we will discuss this in due time *while angrily looking at Twee*! Second of all, a "real man" takes care of his, which is something I've been doing for Twee for years without any appreciation or help whatsoever. But again, that we will discuss in due time!! Third, if you think I'm going to let your ignorant-ass get a free meal on me, you're about as dumb as the many guys that you have went down on, say you are. Go ahead, order something! See if I don't force it down your throat, like something many guys before me have done and you like it!! If it wasn't for you being a smut, you wouldn't have a life!! You sure as hell don't have a future

...except as an unwed mother!!!"

Now during the whole time Twee doesn't get involved whatsoever. If I didn't know better, I would almost swear she was enjoying this.

After that, Kia yells "Happy Birthdaty, mothafucka!!" and throws a glass of wine on me, then leaves in a hurry! She just ruined a brand new "Sean John" jumpsuit that I ordered on-line in Altoona and I am heated!! Twee starts to argue with me about how I put down her girl friend.

Twee: "Nino, that was fuckin' rude! What the fuck were you thinking embarrassing me like that in front of my girl friend!!? Now, she's going to be mad at me about tonight!"

Me: "YOU!! Why is it that everything in life has to revolve around YOU!!?? YOU are always going out of your way & trying to look like a baller in front of your girl friends at someone elses expense, mostly mine! For once, YOU need to stop acting like a spoiled little bitch and grow the fuck up!! When are YOU going to learn that that insipid broad will never be more than anything in life other than an easy piece of putred pussy! And yet, YOU want to be with them all the time, while giving me nothing but stress & headaches. Then YOU wonder why your own family doesn't want to have your so-called friends around. Maybe it is time for things to change between US and this evening proves it!"

Me: "If I ever see that bitch again, I'm going to body slam her into a large pothole somewhere and hope that a bus runs her over!!"

Twee: "Look you're upset!! Calm down and I'll talk to her later today. She's not that bad a person, you'll see! Just chill, please!! Our orders should be here soon. So please, be quiet!!"

Me: "Twee! Shut the fuck up!! For way too long, all your friend and YOU have done is aggravate me beyond imagination. And YOU tell me, that its just me being self-righteous and an asshole. I guess going to Vietnam to see YOU after finding out that YOU had a miscarriage was me being an asshole!! Fine, I'll be an asshole if I have too. But I refuse to let a group of dick-sucking, pot-smoking, stupid-ass losers get over on me. I'm better than that! YOU should be too! This has to stop now, and I mean it this time!!"

Our orders arrive and we eat without saying anything to each other for the rest of the night. When we get home, I make myself a "black & tan" and call my friends in Altoona to see whats going on with the store. Twee calls her girl friend & tries to apologize for my actions. I just look at her with such disbelief, then head to my room to go to sleep.

[Anubis]

Its 4:14 pm dst. After last night's turn of events at the french restaurant, I'm still very perterbed about what transpired. I'm not even talking to Thuyan today & I took my jumpsuit to the cleaners to have cleaned. Thuyan has tried to call me, but I simply refuse to answer. I still just want for her & her corny-ass friends to simply drop dead or leave me alone. She has done a lot to really upset me in the past, and yet she continues to be so assinine.

It turns out that there was a electrical short in the store yesterday. The electrician was called in to take care of the problem. So once again, the store is closed for business. I'm hoping that by tomorrow the problem is finally rectified. I'm strongly leaning forward to leaving for Altoona tonight to see first hand just what happened. From what the landlord was telling me, it has something to do with some really old wiring in the walls that were really fried.

For now, I'm just going to sit here in this bar that I'm in and drink a whole lot of black & tans. Ann should have my jumpsuit ready by tonight. I wanted to get my hair done today, but my ex wasn't available. Its been a while since I last saw her & after being with Twee for so long, I'm really missing her.

[ParryPerson.]

bloooggggg o rama!

[JackTenrac!]

And kcxj got bitched at for the same thing. Holy Double Standard finish, Batman.

...that went well.

[Hunter D]

I'm on spring break now and haven't done a goddamn thing except go to the bar and drink. I need to quit drinking for realk people. Anubis, what the hell is wrong with your woman, hanging out with those losers.

[Anubis]

I'm on spring break now and haven't done a goddamn thing except go to the bar and drink. I need to quit drinking for realk people. Anubis, what the hell is wrong with your woman, hanging out with those losers.HUNTER D: This CRAZY VIETNAMESE WITCH is nothing more than a self-centered, high-maintenence, gold-digging, jackass. Who for some unknown reason I believe I can change her around to be a way better person than what she already is. :wtf:

Her last boyfriend (my business partner) thought he could do the same thing for her, and the end result was he lost a lot of money and his hair, because of her!

I would probably have an easier time turning Charles Manson into a productive member of society! :arazz:

[Roxie]

why do you keep her around? you must really like her...like alot. cause you put up with alot of shit.

[Anubis]

why do you keep her around? you must really like her...like alot. cause you put up with alot of shit.I'm not even sure to be quite honest. Every time I attempt or succeed in leaving her, she keeps following me & makes me feel guilty about why she is the way she is. She does the same thing to her father.

I just don't have the heart to kick her out of my life forever. We're not in any type of a relationship. And she sure as hell is not my type.

Her miscarriage made me feel really bad. For a while, she wasn't even trying to talk to anyone, let alone go out. The other two guys have yet to say anything or show some concern from what she has told me.

At least, my smoking addiction has gone down for now. But I have to definitely change the way things are for us right now. I'm not ready to get stressed out to much to where it affects my health. This summer will be the last that I want to have Twee in my life. I'm going to talk to her parents soon without her knowledge. When the lease on the house expires, I'm not going to re-new it & Twee will have to leave. I will give her 90 days notice though. I'm trying to get this apartment here in Altoona above the store. I know Twee will not want to be in this town.

After that, I should finally be free.

Anybody ever see that movie "What About Bob?". I'm like the psychiatrist played by Richard Dreyfus & she is like "Bob" played by Bill Murray. Nothing I do to get rid of her works and instead she keeps coming back & just gets deeper in my life.

[Anubis]

*Back from my Easter holiday in New York City (w/ that CRAZY VIETNAMESE WITCH)*

Its 5:51 pm dst. I have finally returned from New York City for my Easter holiday. I had went to meet some friends that I haven't seen in quite a while. I went back to Philly to get ready & Thuyan (of course!) claimed (actually demended!) she needed a vacation (she doesn't do anything outside of slowly killing me!) & promised it would be fun for the both of us. Plus, she hasn't done anything really crazy to drive me crazy for the past few days. So reluctantly, I agreed to let her come alone (don't ask me why!).

We stayed at the Wyndham in Manhattan & shopped a lot on Broadway Ave. I got some nice items for the store back in Altoona. Its still a shame that I can't find a white "I Love New York" t-shirt in my size (3XL). Twee actually did behave herself until we got to Chinatown. There she went into 'stupid' mode. Complaining about how pathetic the other asian women there looked and why would I ever want to be in that part of town in the first place. I wanted to find some antics for myself & play some games at the infamous Chinatown Fair. She didn't want to go in the place (she complained it smelled!). But my friends & I did. So she waited in the rental car up the street while we played some games. I didn't do too bad in "3rd Strike" (especially, since I haven't played the game in almost a year). I killed everyone in "SvC" though!

The rest of the week I mostly went up to Harlem to visit some old friends of mine, while Thuyan stayed in the hotel for most of the time to have hotel service wait on her hand-to-foot. I wasn't in a mood to argue with her (after all, I DID this to myself by bringing her to New York), so I just let this be a lesson in which I had to learn the hard way. Aside from her acting like an idiot in Chinatown, I can't say that I didn't have a good time with her. I just wish that she had let me talk to this fine-ass latina I had met at the Camel St. Subway Station. But once again, she had to cock-block(WHY!?)!

All-in-all we all had a great time in New York & hope to go back again soon (even Twee!). I'm not sure if I will bring her next time though (figured I could really have some fun!). I got to go to The Maury Povich Show (I was in the audience, even though I do know one of the women with a baby & she has tried to get me to come on the show. Her name is Simone, but that's another story!) & The David Letterman Show. I got a nice gift for my seamstress, Ahn back in Philly (she deserves it!). I'm thinking about heading for Miami come Memorial Day Weekend. Actually, its Twee's idea! She wants to show off her body in a bikini on a beach somewhere, but doesn't want to go in the water! She's afraid of getting her bikini wet!

[Roxie]

Stop asking why!!!

You know why!

You have some kind of feelings for her and she totally loves you! That's why she was dogging those other women, so you'd pay attention to only her! And of course she wouldn't let you touch that Latina!

And with that, I quote SONY
ACT LIKE YOU KNOW!

[Anubis]

Its 3:48 pm dst. I was in Philly last night checking on Twee & some orders at the cleaner's. I just wanted to see just what was going on over at my spot when I'm not in town. The kitchen sink was filled with dirty dishes & the bathroom needed to be cleaned, but the rest of the household wasn't that bad. I know Twee let her insipid girl friends (The Loser Platoon) stay over a few nights, but so far, they have been staying over almost three weeks off & on now. I don't like the idea of them being anywhere within 10 miles of my place, but Twee complains about being scared since I'm in Altoona all the time & she needs someone to help keep her safe.

For the three hours in which I was at the house, I did all the cleaning and organizing, while she watched music videos & complained about wanting to do some shopping at Victoria's Secret. She knows I hate going there. I feel so uncomfortable there, because she always want me to pick out what I would like to see her wear, but it really doesn't matter to me since I'm not her boyfriend. The last time we did this, I disguised myself with a jamaican rasta cap & sunglasses, so no one would know who I really was. I enevn used an alias, but Twee had to try & ruin my being incognito.

After I wanted to lie down & sleep for a while, she tried to seduce me with the old "can I lay next to you, because I'm so lonely here without you" technique. I'm too tired to argue, since I was cleaning for the last three hours, so I reluctantly allowed her to do so. So for the next few hours, we just slept on my bed. I can't say that it didn't feel good, but I'd rather be with someone else than her (almost anyone actually!). Then my cell phone rang & I had to see someone about getting my hair re-braided & she was going to hopefully be at University Pinball. I finally took all my old braids out & now I'm wearing a huge afro. Twee likes it from my old braids that I had for the past few months. She claims it makes me look younger & like a big basketball player.

[Anubis]

Its 8:38 pm dst. I'm back in Altoona after having spent the last few days in Philly listening to Twee bitch & whine & moan about wanting to go to Miami for a holiday around Memorial Day weekend with her girl friends (The Loser Platoon). I just daydreamed most of the time when she was bitching after I refused to financially endorse it. I don't know why I didn't think of this idea sooner. Maybe it would have relieved me of some of the stress that she renders to me. I had to listen to her moaning about how she wants to be in shape on the beach in this new bikini she saw and wants to buy. I just looked at her and thought about sending her to Miami with a one-way ticket, then changing my phone number and mailing address so she can't reach me.

I told her if she wants to go thats fine with me (PLEASE!!!). But I'm not paying for it, because I'm not going anyways. Plus she wants her girl friends to go with her. That I have a serious problem with. Even if I were to change my mind & go, I still wouldn't want those insipid girl friends of hers to join along. They're just way too nerve-wrecking. I still have a big beef with her girl friend who poured wine on me when we went out to that french restaurant last month. I'd like to pour a whole keg of beer on her. Problem is with her skeezy ass, she'd probably like that. Why Twee doesn't get rid of these insipid broads is beyond me.

I'm here at home thinking about her latest upsurd request to make my life even more harder than what it already is. At the same time, I'm playing "Halo 2" & "Tom Clancy's: Splinter Cell". I'm thinking that unless I do something drastic very soon, this is just going to continue forever & ever & ever. I talked to her mother & father a few days ago about how I want to let her go really soon. Those two white hairs that she gave me have disappeared since I moved far away from her. She doesn't like small rustic towns like this & I'm so happy for that. Her father's advice was for one that I should have gotten rid of her a long time ago, but he is thankful that someone is caring enough to look after his incompetant daughter. But he doesn't want her coming back to their home if I decide to let her finally go. He feels she is too irresponsible to be underneath his care again.

...plus, he doesn't want the headaches that I have gone through for the past several years.

[Anubis]

Its 11:23 pm dst. I'm back from my long lengthy holiday that I had in San Diego & Honolulu (and yes, that DAMN VIETNAMESE WITCH somehow went along and nearly ruined what should have been the best damn holiday of my life!). Right now, I'm unpacking my bags and going to get some sleep. I'll post again when I'm well rested.

[Anubis]

Its 4:05 am dst. I'm at home in Altoona doing some packing to my new place in a few days & looking over some store receipts when low-and-behold guess who comes over and passes out on the couch from having a crazy night of excessive boozing. The answer is Sanford Kelly, himself! He was invited to come over next weekend, but I guess the guys went to Philly a bit early & he came along for the fun of it. I have tried to wake him up, but he is out like a light. Whatever he had to drink it whooped his ass.

Twee is back at home in Philly. After spending a few weeks with her in San diego & Honolulu, I come to realize something I never realized about her before. She does have her moments where she can act a bit grown up. Unfortunately, it doesn't last for long. There were times in Honolulu I just wanted her to get lost and not be able to find our hotel. So while she was away & I was all alone in our room, I got to pull out the XBox, set it up to the room tv set & play "Halo 2", "Splinter Cell" & "Star Wars: Battlefront II". All games I'm proud to say that I have beaten & enjoyed.So when Twee did something foolish & came running to me to fix the problem, I didn't feel to bad.

Tomorrow, I'm back in the store doing what I must to keep business doing well! Sanford will probably come around to check out my store & chill for a while. I would ask for him to teach me how to play the game, but I still don't like the game that well. I will get to play him in "CvS2" & "3rd Strike" if business is slow. Hopefully, Twee won't screw anything up so I have to once again come to her rescue. Then she will just do it all over again.

[Anubis]

Its 12:27 am dst. I just got finished taking care of all of the store's receipts & bills for the last few weeks & taking care of my credit card debts as well. Now I'm at home watching the boxing match on HBO & drinking some good ol' domestic beer. This week at the store, things have been looking up very well for business & I got to meet some new friends as well. There's not that much to do here in dismal Altoona except for perhaps going out to places that distribute lots of adult beverages to unwind & socialize. It used to have a pool hall, but sometime ago it closed down. So now, I can't find a good place to practice my pool playing.

I haven't received any calls this week from Thuyan (Thank Goodness!). Usually whenever she calls its either bad news or tedious conversations. I told her when we were in Honolulu that I was not re-newing the lease I have for the house. So she will have to move somewhere else or with somebody else. I'm tired of spoiling her like I have been doing all these years, and its high time for her to grow up. I talked with her parents & they were not liking the idea of her coming to live back with them (actually, they HATED that idea!). I explained to them that I need my space away from her because she is too much of a huge emotional & financial nuisance. Its obvious, that as long as I were to bail her out of problems that she always caused, I will never be happy or free from her being a burden. When I asked them to take her back, the first thing out of her mother's mouth was "NO!!!". This coming from a woman who doesn't speak a word of english. The father's reply was "I'll have to think about this very carefully!".

After two weeks of not hearing anything from them, he finally called & said he would do so, but only because I did so much for his spoiled-rotten daughter & everything she touches just goes to hell. Her other sisters didn't want her living with them & also begged me to change my mind. For some reason, I believe that they get together and laugh at me behind my back. For all the years Thuyan just created havoc in my life & I allowed her to do so. She's not too happy about that idea at all. She refers to it as her countdown to lockdown, because her father can be very strict. I told her that I would visit, but don't expect me to be there on a regular basis. Maybe I'll even take her on some holidays with me, IF SHE ISN'T CAUSING HER PARENTS ANY GRIEF (MAYBE!!).

OK! Who am I kidding? I'll just mail her a "Wish you were here" postcard (lol).

[DemiDeviMatt]

O Mang, Lets Bring This Thread Back!!!

[Anubis]

I'm coming back soon! You won't believe what's been going on since my last post here (mostly good!).

ROXIE: See you on Myspace soon!

[Anubis]

ROXIE: Hmmm! I can't seem to find my page there. Is it still there or has it been deleted?

[Hunter D]

Damn bro, good see that you're well.

[Rokusho]

And to think I thought that this thread had died forever without any chance of coming back.

[MOD]

late night is when all the good threads start

[thedude.com]

didn't know that in japan the sun shines at 2 am .

[Hoonyo]

me neither. thanks for the fun fact, thedude.com!

[Anubis]

Things are doing well with the clothes business right now. Its startying to slow down a bit, though. Probably due to the cold weather.

Twee is still on the other side of the state, but its only a matter of time before she comes back to where I am to get on my last few nerves that she hasn't already taken.

So life for me is calm for the time being. But you know the old saying "evil never dies.".

[Anubis]

Its 12:47 pm dst. Its finally happened! Twee has come back to where I now reside & is already causing trouble between my new g/f & me. My new g/f is half japanese/american. I figured they would get along since they are both asian women. But NO!!!!! I now need to start drinking again in order to keep the peace between them (actually I drink anyways). As this story progresses, I will be posting again ASAP.

[Anubis]

Its 1:06 am dst. Well, it finally happened. I got fireworks on the 4th of July (but not the ones I wanted to have). My new g/f Maia & I were talking about going to see the fireworks display here in Altoona, but Twee (who still hasn't gone home & is driving a huge wedge between Maia & me) didn't want to attend. I didn't like the idea of her just being home all by herself, while I was out having a good time. Also, I wanted to use this as a way of watching her spending habits & try to get my g/f & her to "bury the hatchet".

Maia (who is half japanese) was wearing this two-piece bikini & skirt outfit of the stars & stripes. It looked sooooo sexy on her! She thought it would be very appropriate for the holiday, and I have to concur with her on that idea.

So as we were talking about where we were going to go I noticed Twee was seemingly upset about something, but I figured she was just being ignorant as usual, so I didn't really want to care. But to be nice about things I had to ask her what was wrong (this time). She then blurts out something totally "from left field" about the fact that Maia being half japanese can't possibly no anything about being "an american". Now, I understand why some other asian countries have issues with the japanese because of the atrocities their soldiers committed during World War 2. But what is Twee's problem with Maia?

To make matters worse, Maia (even though she was defending herself) should not have offended Twee's vietnamese ancestry.

Twee: I guess any japanese half-breed can think she's an american by dressing somewhat patriotic!

Maia: Don't blame me because your ancestry can't maintain a stable economy & government.

Just then it happened, two wild asian girls involved in a catfight! I never knew Twee had so much animosity in her (it was almost great). I never understood why when women fight, they have to pull off their shoes, earrings (sometimes even hairweaves) before they start swinging at each other. But now I do. I had to watch this fight for the first 30 - 40 seconds, until Twee grabbed one of her pumps, then I had to get involved & stopped the fight (I didn't want to see anyone become more hurt than what they already were & besides these pumps cost $125).

So now for the last three hours, I had two irate asian women all "in my ear" about whose side was I on & who was in the wrong about this altercation. Maia & I never got a chance to watch the fireworks display like we planned. Twee is still here arguing about why I should leave her & I'm not paying a bit of attention to her, but I am nodding my head just to entertain her.

On the flip side to this story, I shouldn't like it and I feel somewhat warped & confused, but watching two asian women have a catfight was spectacular!!!