JustOwnin
03-02-2005, 07:27 PM
It's coming...
A tool that will give me the power BEYOND that of an iron fist. I will own with a titanium fist forged by the gods themselves.
It's coming...
A tool that will assure my supremecy over all who oppose, and make my reign even more absolute.
It's coming...
A tool that will assure me victory in all situational scenarios. Which will make victory my destiny.
It's coming...
Like the coming of Jesus Christ; like the creation of the computer. It will be revolutionary and change the lives of countless forever.
It’s coming…
Something that will give me more insight than Tom Brady. More raw genius than RyuJin. More creative and adaptive talent than Styley. More ferocity than Izuna Otoshi, and more overall ownage abilities than even MYSELF.
It's coming...
Ghost in the shell disproved Charles Darwin's theory of evolution because human's in their world humans controlled their own evolution and the line between cyborg and humans was forever blurred. Just like so this “package” will make the line between me being human and monster, between mortal and immortal, between homosaphen and diety, between man and god blurred to the highest of extents!
It's coming...
Power, skill, mastery, dominance, genius, adaptation, and supremecy all in one little package.
It's coming...
At first the package will aid my supremacy but soon I will become the package. The personification of all the qualities of dominance over others will run threw my veins and superiority will not be only in my soul and in my mind. But it will seep threw even my DNA and alter it to the highest extent to that even greater than Solid Snake.
It's coming...
A tool so grand, so mighty, so absolute in its purpose that it becomes a juggernaut item. Those who possess it WILL succeed.
A tool that if even given to the weakest of doa players would put them at MY, the grand owner of DOA, level. And if given to me take my skills beyond the beyond.
It’s coming…
A tool that will make my life
Like the posts pertaining to the coming of myself this post serves as a warning. A warning to all those who are my peers. A warning to all those who hope to one day defeat and is even now training to take me out. A warning to all those who play DOAU in general.
Believe my warning to be nothing but the absolute, or be forever overtaken by a godly wrath. Let me remind you that when I first came to DOA that I posted such a warning and you all did not heed.
I suggest that this time you do. For this "package" is equivalent to the most mightiest of weapons. Excalibur, soul calibur, ragnarock, nuclear weaponry, has NOTHING on the power that this "package" will give me.
Heed my words or eat my words. And just like the potent poison that brings death so swiftly you will share the same fate.
I ordered the package and paid 33 dollars next day delivery, a small price to pay for the immediacy of my supreme supremacy over all. To all those who still hope to one day defeat me you must do so BEFORE I receive the package or not only will it be an effort in futility like before, but it would be like counting infinity; an action that would take infinity itself to complete.
It may seem that relying on anything but your own skill is foolish. But that is the beuty of "the package." Soon it will be MY OWN skill and I will no longer need it. Prepare for the apocolypse.
_______________________
LIST OF THINGS TO DO AFTER BEING CHALLENGED BY JUSTOWNIN:
1.) I would say pray to god for a miracle but you'd just be praying to me.
2.) Prepare a place on your wall for the cirtificate of ownage that will be sent to you soon after the game begins.
3.) Put your feelings in a safe place, so they won't get hurt.
4.) Prepare to be owned by:
a.) Preparing your will.
b.) Preparing an offer so that the mighty JustOwnin spares your life.
c.) Prepare funds for a new xbox for soon after playing JustOwnin your machine will be overloaded by the pure ownaged sweeped directly into it threw the ethernet cord.
d.) Develop skills in other games so that your life has meaning after ownage.
GAMERTAG: JustOwnin
NickName: JustOwnin
Purpose: JustOwnin
Results: JustOwnin
The above has been a message from the class SSS Master Mind Supervillian. The official Super Raw God Dude of DOAU.
The rebirth of utter destruction shall commece: SOON.
A tool that will give me the power BEYOND that of an iron fist. I will own with a titanium fist forged by the gods themselves.
It's coming...
A tool that will assure my supremecy over all who oppose, and make my reign even more absolute.
It's coming...
A tool that will assure me victory in all situational scenarios. Which will make victory my destiny.
It's coming...
Like the coming of Jesus Christ; like the creation of the computer. It will be revolutionary and change the lives of countless forever.
It’s coming…
Something that will give me more insight than Tom Brady. More raw genius than RyuJin. More creative and adaptive talent than Styley. More ferocity than Izuna Otoshi, and more overall ownage abilities than even MYSELF.
It's coming...
Ghost in the shell disproved Charles Darwin's theory of evolution because human's in their world humans controlled their own evolution and the line between cyborg and humans was forever blurred. Just like so this “package” will make the line between me being human and monster, between mortal and immortal, between homosaphen and diety, between man and god blurred to the highest of extents!
It's coming...
Power, skill, mastery, dominance, genius, adaptation, and supremecy all in one little package.
It's coming...
At first the package will aid my supremacy but soon I will become the package. The personification of all the qualities of dominance over others will run threw my veins and superiority will not be only in my soul and in my mind. But it will seep threw even my DNA and alter it to the highest extent to that even greater than Solid Snake.
It's coming...
A tool so grand, so mighty, so absolute in its purpose that it becomes a juggernaut item. Those who possess it WILL succeed.
A tool that if even given to the weakest of doa players would put them at MY, the grand owner of DOA, level. And if given to me take my skills beyond the beyond.
It’s coming…
A tool that will make my life
Like the posts pertaining to the coming of myself this post serves as a warning. A warning to all those who are my peers. A warning to all those who hope to one day defeat and is even now training to take me out. A warning to all those who play DOAU in general.
Believe my warning to be nothing but the absolute, or be forever overtaken by a godly wrath. Let me remind you that when I first came to DOA that I posted such a warning and you all did not heed.
I suggest that this time you do. For this "package" is equivalent to the most mightiest of weapons. Excalibur, soul calibur, ragnarock, nuclear weaponry, has NOTHING on the power that this "package" will give me.
Heed my words or eat my words. And just like the potent poison that brings death so swiftly you will share the same fate.
I ordered the package and paid 33 dollars next day delivery, a small price to pay for the immediacy of my supreme supremacy over all. To all those who still hope to one day defeat me you must do so BEFORE I receive the package or not only will it be an effort in futility like before, but it would be like counting infinity; an action that would take infinity itself to complete.
It may seem that relying on anything but your own skill is foolish. But that is the beuty of "the package." Soon it will be MY OWN skill and I will no longer need it. Prepare for the apocolypse.
_______________________
LIST OF THINGS TO DO AFTER BEING CHALLENGED BY JUSTOWNIN:
1.) I would say pray to god for a miracle but you'd just be praying to me.
2.) Prepare a place on your wall for the cirtificate of ownage that will be sent to you soon after the game begins.
3.) Put your feelings in a safe place, so they won't get hurt.
4.) Prepare to be owned by:
a.) Preparing your will.
b.) Preparing an offer so that the mighty JustOwnin spares your life.
c.) Prepare funds for a new xbox for soon after playing JustOwnin your machine will be overloaded by the pure ownaged sweeped directly into it threw the ethernet cord.
d.) Develop skills in other games so that your life has meaning after ownage.
GAMERTAG: JustOwnin
NickName: JustOwnin
Purpose: JustOwnin
Results: JustOwnin
The above has been a message from the class SSS Master Mind Supervillian. The official Super Raw God Dude of DOAU.
The rebirth of utter destruction shall commece: SOON.