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Blaziniflo
03-03-2005, 11:57 AM
Starting next week and every week until ECCX (when Marvel will die) we will be releasing a new volume of How To Be A Top Player Handbook.

This controversial new series is to bring you even closer into the personal lives of top Marvel players. A side which only the uncorruptable and objective journalism of Blaze Asks Em can bring you.

Each Volume will include:
-Diehard rules in which to follow in order to become your favorite top player
-Vital personal stats
-Future plans and advice of your favorite top Marvel player
-What your favorite top player would most likely be doing if he never got hooked on the devel drug called MvC2
-Advice from your favorite top Marvel player on what type of mods I should put on my 05 RSX Type-S

Be on the look out for our introductory volume next week where we'll review who you never would of thought is still a virgin!!!

On the lists of volumes:
-Mixup
-Justin
-Desmond
-Kuan
-Jmar
-Sanford
-Demon Hyo
-Wigfall
-People's Champ
-Potter
-Soo
-Rowtron

and many others.
doc
03-03-2005, 12:09 PM
-Advice from your favorite top Marvel player on what type of mods I should put on my 05 RSX Type-S



DROP A 4G63 IN THERE AND PAY OUT THE ASS TO CONVERT IT TO AWD....IE: BUY AN EVO =D :clap:
Eminent
03-03-2005, 02:46 PM
Each Volume will include:
-Diehard rules in which to follow in order to become your favorite top player
-Vital personal stats
-Future plans and advice of your favorite top Marvel player
-What your favorite top player would most likely be doing if he never got hooked on the devel drug called MvC2
-Advice from your favorite top Marvel player on what type of mods I should put on my 05 RSX Type-S

Zero thinks, er Eminent thinks you forgot to add the one about
-advice from yours truly "Blaze" on how to master the art of e-cock sucking.

Be on the look out for our introductory volume next week where we'll review who you never would of thought is still a virgin!!!

With all your "talk" about fucking other peoples mothers, trust me, you def. wont surprise anyone.
Blaziniflo
03-03-2005, 07:44 PM
Zero thinks, er Eminent thinks you forgot to add the one about
-advice from yours truly "Blaze" on how to master the art of e-cock sucking.



With all your "talk" about fucking other peoples mothers, trust me, you def. wont surprise anyone.Listen kid, you live in Florida. I know where you live. Why don't you think twice about dissing me you gorilla looking fry serving toilet cleaning welfare check collecting pussy motherfucker. Rethink who you're fucking with okay? You're a fuck. Your mom knows this. Brooklyn knows this. Everyone in Tampa knows this. That's why everyone talks shit about you behind your back. And guess what you faggot, you'll be the first one to read my next thread. Just like your mom's the first one to swallow my load clean. And then regurgitate it later to feed your whole family......welfare just ain't what it used to be. :sad:
white shadow
03-03-2005, 08:10 PM
And then regurgitate it later to feed your whole family......welfare just ain't what it used to be. :sad:


Jesus Tittyfuckin' Christ!!!:wow:
ZERO Shift
03-03-2005, 09:49 PM
Just like your mom's the first one to swallow my load clean. And then regurgitate it later to feed your whole family......welfare just ain't what it used to be. :sad:
Holy Shit, that's fucked up. The mental image is absolutely soul breaking.:sad:

Also, SONNED.
Blaziniflo
03-04-2005, 12:54 PM
The first volume will be Justin Wong released Monday.
Jaldaboath
03-04-2005, 01:09 PM
What?! No previews or teasers? You suck man!

And you should leave that one for last.
Faight
03-04-2005, 01:10 PM
The first volume will be Justin Wong released Monday.

Justin who? I don't think anyone has ever heard of him.
Blaziniflo
03-04-2005, 01:19 PM
fine fine fine, i'll put up a preview tonight
donaldducktm
03-06-2005, 03:12 PM
LOL hahahahah
Blaziniflo
03-06-2005, 09:19 PM
How To Be A Top Player Handbook Vol.1: Justin Wong "Preview"

1. DON'T ever be cocky.
2. DON'T ever insult people after you beat them, except Blaziniflo because talking shit to your dad is fun.
3. DON'T ever let the crowd take you out of the game, because people will always cheer for the underdog.
4. If Soo talks mad shit, DO let it go. The time will come when you will be vindicated.
5. DO rape Soo 4-0 when you rematch him for money, and then ask his fanboys why they are so fucking quiet now?


19. DO stop in your tracks whenever you see a hot Asian girl...be it a supermarket or subway...STOP IN YOUR TRACKS, and stare her down. That shit works son.

23. DO give advice when people ask you, because no one likes a world champ that holds secrets from everyone.

26. DO put your students in their place when they dare to insult you and challenge your superiority.

39. DO carry Empire Arcadia on your back, for a 50% cut of all incomes.

45. DO keep your cool no matter what, because you are a world champ, and there's always someone watching.

77a. DO put Row in his place after everyone talks shit about how he could be the one to take you down for 2 years.

77b. DO go to Seattle and rape the entire city without losing a single match.

98. DON'T go to the Bronx without a black posse escort.

132. DON'T eat Breaksteaks.

133. If you have to eat them, DO bring a family pack of Immodium AD.


Mod for 05 DC5-S: Built in abacus in the dash, so I can calculate my winnings for Saturday.


Check back for the full version later this week.
Xenster
03-06-2005, 09:22 PM
One day, I will create a time machine and I will destroy Jesus and eat his kidneys.
donaldducktm
03-06-2005, 09:27 PM
OMG that's great haahahah
JustOwnin
03-07-2005, 06:45 AM
Blaziniflo is like the master of treatin the shit outa people.I'd be lyin if I told you that I wasn't gonna steal that shit and use it at the first opportunity I get.
epsilon_
03-07-2005, 07:29 AM
haha justin is pretty cool. he should post more, i guess he doesnt really have a reason to.
Myfacehurts24
03-07-2005, 07:47 AM
I'm not really hatin on the dude but, looks like he broke his first rule. I guess I understrand tho. If I went to Seattle and broke the whole city, I'd mention that too.
graffiti_sex
03-07-2005, 08:14 AM
Oh my god. . Marvel is so dead close this shit.

"How To Be A Top Player Handbook Vol.1: Justin Wong "Preview"

1. DON'T ever be cocky."

:zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

If you're gonna talk about the same 5 year old game throw some new stuff in.


*prepares to get e-dissed*

*puts on flame-proof suit*

*sits in corner playing Tekken 5*
Sonic_Reaper
03-07-2005, 08:19 AM
How about we don't idolize "top" players and try to develop our own styles instead of emulating someone elses? Sure, getting advice about top strats is cool, but wanting to be like someone? FUCKING GHEY.

*puts on flame-proof suit and joins graffiti_sex for a match"
samB
03-07-2005, 12:06 PM
wtf not lose a single match is a lie. i was there and wong preety much raped most of the people but he did lose a match
Jaldaboath
03-07-2005, 12:48 PM
LOL hurry up!
skisonic
03-07-2005, 01:09 PM
wtf not lose a single match is a lie. i was there and wong preety much raped most of the people but he did lose a match

thanks for clarifying
WasFemto
03-07-2005, 01:12 PM
How about we don't idolize "top" players and try to develop our own styles instead of emulating someone elses? Sure, getting advice about top strats is cool, but wanting to be like someone? FUCKING GHEY.



I agree with this 100%. Maybe it's old age...



DOA2U > MvC2
Toodles
03-07-2005, 01:18 PM
wtf not lose a single match is a lie. i was there and wong preety much raped most of the people but he did lose a match
Did you see him lose a match or did you see him lose a game? In 2 outta 3, you can lose a game and still not lose the match.
SooMighty
03-07-2005, 03:03 PM
it wasnt 4-0 it was 3-0 and it wasnt for money heh. I got the one that counted, Im a happy camper. hes a nice kid and we greet each other when we come cross paths. he beat me 3-0 on console in meaningless matches which to Wong apparently was great redemption. and I dont play on console kid. I guess he is doing what he accused me of doing after I snapped him back a million times to win, he is "talking shit". hypocracy comes in different shapes and sizes. but still, I made him a poster child in 03 =]

and justin (blazinflo) get a life foo lol. you got too much time on your hands. go mod the type s if you want to even hang with the ok cars. intake first dawg.
Impact Hound
03-07-2005, 03:11 PM
I agree with this 100%. Maybe it's old age...



DOA2U > MvC2

Co-signed.


....if this was Bizarro Earth. :confused:
CrimsonSouls
03-07-2005, 03:18 PM
umm...I love Marvel and all.. But this is kinda gay..
Blaziniflo
03-07-2005, 06:30 PM
it wasnt 4-0 it was 3-0 and it wasnt for money heh. I got the one that counted, Im a happy camper. hes a nice kid and we greet each other when we come cross paths. he beat me 3-0 on console in meaningless matches which to Wong apparently was great redemption. and I dont play on console kid. I guess he is doing what he accused me of doing after I snapped him back a million times to win, he is "talking shit". hypocracy comes in different shapes and sizes. but still, I made him a poster child in 03 =]

and justin (blazinflo) get a life foo lol. you got too much time on your hands. go mod the type s if you want to even hang with the ok cars. intake first dawg.Don't get mad son, it was a joke. Much love son. Go drive the Skyline.

Anyone talking mad shit about people emulating this shit can suck my dick. Fuck you if you can't take a joke faggots. You especially Pete.
VkreW
03-08-2005, 11:58 AM
Your fucking gay shut the fuck already
SooMighty
03-08-2005, 06:21 PM
Don't get mad son, it was a joke. Much love son. Go drive the Skyline.
Much love to you too nigga. but you dont have the ability to make me mad. and I drive my Skyline everyday dawg. aint gotta tell me to drive it. I drive it as much as you post. holla at me on aim. payce.
Smokey
03-08-2005, 07:33 PM
XD Omg This thread is hilarious
CrimsonSouls
03-09-2005, 11:56 AM
I hope that ghetto talk was a joke... And your not talking to me are you VekreW?
doc
03-11-2005, 01:39 PM
Make sure you put the included AEM or Injen stickers on your car after you buy the intake...they can add up to 18 WHP and convert your shit to AWD TT so you will be sonning all those Neons and Evos in no time. D=
Blaziniflo
03-11-2005, 08:01 PM
Make sure you put the included AEM or Injen stickers on your car after you buy the intake...they can add up to 18 WHP and convert your shit to AWD TT so you will be sonning all those Neons and Evos in no time. D=i can't afford the intake right now. You know where I can just get the stickers? :tup:
Preppy
03-15-2005, 10:19 PM
You gonna interview Jummpee for this? :lol:
VkreW
03-18-2005, 09:56 PM
blazininflo is a fucking woman he loves drama stupid hoe bitch.
Blaziniflo
03-18-2005, 10:47 PM
blazininflo is a fucking woman he loves drama stupid hoe bitch.The only drama I like is when your mom was suing me for child support and the judge threw out the case when he saw the shape her pussy was in, and said no one can ever tell who your father really is.
doc
03-18-2005, 10:51 PM
=xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Black Deniro
03-19-2005, 11:25 AM
Man....Eminent got shut down hardcore..oh my god LOL. That' so sad, he didn't even bother posting again to weather the insult.


The only drama I like is when your mom was suing me for child support and the judge threw out the case when he saw the shape her pussy was in, and said no one can ever tell who your father really is.

Another victim :clap:
Mashf3st
03-20-2005, 08:55 PM
Such AnGer....
Agmaster
03-20-2005, 09:08 PM
"Justin lost.......Marvel's done" --- Jay Leno
Wait wait wait....as in the real Late Night Jay Leno? If so, that's worth laughing over. If not, then I'm laughing at someone taking JL's name.
Eminent
03-23-2005, 09:50 AM
Man....Eminent got shut down hardcore..oh my god LOL. That' so sad, he didn't even bother posting again to weather the insult.




Another victim :clap:
The cockriding is strong within this one...

O shit son, I just got "blazed" via the internet.
I don't do "comebacks" on the net sorry to disappoint, or at least don't reply to blazins. I mean its the same shit every post, over and over, i fucked your mother this, child support that, I look like a Down syndrome yao ming, your a black man, welfare that. Really though, I wish, I wish we had someone recording audio when this guy was crying about Massticks, and mvc2 bluescreens of death and shit (id play that shit 20,30 times a day). You see after you witness something like that, it throws away all a persons e-credibility. His reply to this will prolly be something like, your a big black man, I stabbed your mom in the eye with my small dick bla bla.
Its all "old", Im done.
specs
03-23-2005, 10:02 AM
What the hell's a "breaksteak?"
Pryde
03-23-2005, 11:37 AM
I'm sorry but this thread is totally useless and dumb, i don't see how it helps anyone out here, if you wanna whine about it, take it up with the admins. i've read nothing in that's helpful. nothing but garbage and spam.