MrSNK
03-10-2005, 11:41 PM
Heres the rules if you wanna join. :rofl:
[10:25:54 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> ----------------------------------------------------------
[10:25:58 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 2. General Rules
[10:26:03 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> -
[10:26:09 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> General rules to go by when trying to join ZeR0 (people in ZeR0
[10:26:11 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> have no rules, because we own you):
[10:26:18 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 1. Don't beg for sponsors
[10:26:20 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 2. Don't bother us
[10:26:27 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 3. Don't boast about your Diablo 2 characters, because
[10:26:31 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Diablo 2 sucks
[10:26:38 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 4. Don't bitch
[10:26:40 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 5. Don't bitch about us idling
[10:26:47 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 6. Suck our penises when we want them sucked
[10:26:49 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 7. Know where you stand in the hierarchy
[10:26:56 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 8. Don't load a bot in the channel, unless
[10:27:00 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> you yourself is a bot
[10:27:04 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 9. You suck
[10:27:09 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 10. Thou shalt not have more than one god, other than all of
[10:27:15 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> the ZeR0 members, which include:
[10:27:18 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Pr0pHeT]ZeR0[
[10:27:24 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> C0nFu53d]ZeR0[
[10:27:26 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> sKiLz]ZeR0[
[10:27:33 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> eXeCuTe]ZeR0[
[10:27:37 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> ToSS]ZeR0[
[10:27:44 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> HoIN]ZeR0[
[10:27:46 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> beaver]ZeR0[
[10:27:53 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> ArrowS]ZeR0[
[10:27:55 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Mr.SNK]ZeR0[
[10:28:02 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Ling]ZeR0[
[10:28:06 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Yes, we all own you... so you might as well praise us.
[10:28:13 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> ----------------------------------------------------------
[10:28:15 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 3. About Us
[10:28:21 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> -
[10:28:24 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> What is ZeR0? Why are we here?
[10:28:30 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> You may wonder these questions, and the truth is,
[10:28:35 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> we don't give a fuck. ZeR0 is a clan, and our definition
[10:28:39 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> of what 'kind of' clan we are is this:
[10:28:44 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> An idling, bitching, shit-talking, half-programming, half-gaming,
[10:28:50 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> arrogant clan.
[10:28:52 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> If you disagree with us, you suck. Just remember these things:
[10:28:59 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 1. Nobody can beat us
[10:29:01 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 2. We own everyone
[10:29:08 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 3. We run trains on your mother all night, every night
[10:29:12 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 4. Your "my Mom's a granny" excuse doesn't work against us,
[10:29:19 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> because we fuck grannies too
[10:29:21 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 5. Your mom is a slut
[10:29:28 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 6. Your mom is a MILF
[10:29:30 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 7. We are cooler than everyone, so stfu
[10:29:36 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 8. We own you
[10:29:41 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 9. We own you
[10:29:47 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 10. afk
[10:29:50 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> ----------------------------------------------------------
[10:29:56 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 4. What To Do
[10:29:58 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Sup, I'm not AFK anymore. I had to take a shit, lol. Anyways,
[10:30:05 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> what do you need to do to get into ZeR0? It's easy!
[10:30:09 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 1. You must get four sponsors
[10:30:14 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> However, there's a catch...
[10:30:18 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 2. You can't beg for sponsorships
[10:30:25 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 3. You must follow all general and channel rules
[10:30:27 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 4. You need a penis or a vagina, and if you have a vagina, follow
[10:30:34 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> the next set of rules:
[10:30:36 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 1. You are a female
[10:30:42 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 2. You must have big lips
[10:30:47 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 3. You must know how to tuck your lips in and cover your teeth well
[10:30:53 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 4. You must be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose easily
[10:30:56 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 5. You must be "tight"
[10:31:02 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 6. You must not be fat
[10:31:04 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 7. You must be easy to access
[10:31:11 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> And here is the most important rule of all, and this is for anyone
[10:31:15 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> who is going to join ZeR0 (not current members):
[10:31:20 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> GIVE MONEY TO PR0PHET]ZER0[, IT COSTS $5 TO JOIN!
[10:31:24 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Paypal is accepted, as well as cash, checks, and money orders.
[10:31:31 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> If you fail to pay, then you will not be able to join,
[10:31:33 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> you will be permanently banned from the channel,
[10:31:40 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> your IP will be grabbed, and your box will be owned.
[10:31:44 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> ----------------------------------------------------------
[10:31:49 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 5. Secret Section
[10:31:53 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> YO 'DIS IZ THA SHOUTOUTS SECTION
[10:32:00 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> SHOUTOUTS TO MAH NIGGA SKILZ, C0N, PR0, HOIN WITH A GROIN IN HIS LOIN,
[10:32:02 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> ERO$, EXECUTE, KON, BEAVER, LING, TOSS, MR. SNK THE GREEK NIGGA, AND
[10:32:08 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> EVERYONE ELSE YO.
[10:32:11 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> WESTSIDE! WESTCOAST! FUCK THA POLICE!
[10:32:17 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> ----------------------------------------------------------
[10:33:08 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Those are the rules, children.
[10:33:11 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Any objections?
[10:25:54 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> ----------------------------------------------------------
[10:25:58 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 2. General Rules
[10:26:03 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> -
[10:26:09 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> General rules to go by when trying to join ZeR0 (people in ZeR0
[10:26:11 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> have no rules, because we own you):
[10:26:18 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 1. Don't beg for sponsors
[10:26:20 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 2. Don't bother us
[10:26:27 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 3. Don't boast about your Diablo 2 characters, because
[10:26:31 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Diablo 2 sucks
[10:26:38 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 4. Don't bitch
[10:26:40 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 5. Don't bitch about us idling
[10:26:47 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 6. Suck our penises when we want them sucked
[10:26:49 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 7. Know where you stand in the hierarchy
[10:26:56 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 8. Don't load a bot in the channel, unless
[10:27:00 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> you yourself is a bot
[10:27:04 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 9. You suck
[10:27:09 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 10. Thou shalt not have more than one god, other than all of
[10:27:15 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> the ZeR0 members, which include:
[10:27:18 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Pr0pHeT]ZeR0[
[10:27:24 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> C0nFu53d]ZeR0[
[10:27:26 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> sKiLz]ZeR0[
[10:27:33 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> eXeCuTe]ZeR0[
[10:27:37 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> ToSS]ZeR0[
[10:27:44 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> HoIN]ZeR0[
[10:27:46 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> beaver]ZeR0[
[10:27:53 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> ArrowS]ZeR0[
[10:27:55 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Mr.SNK]ZeR0[
[10:28:02 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Ling]ZeR0[
[10:28:06 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Yes, we all own you... so you might as well praise us.
[10:28:13 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> ----------------------------------------------------------
[10:28:15 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 3. About Us
[10:28:21 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> -
[10:28:24 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> What is ZeR0? Why are we here?
[10:28:30 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> You may wonder these questions, and the truth is,
[10:28:35 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> we don't give a fuck. ZeR0 is a clan, and our definition
[10:28:39 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> of what 'kind of' clan we are is this:
[10:28:44 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> An idling, bitching, shit-talking, half-programming, half-gaming,
[10:28:50 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> arrogant clan.
[10:28:52 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> If you disagree with us, you suck. Just remember these things:
[10:28:59 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 1. Nobody can beat us
[10:29:01 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 2. We own everyone
[10:29:08 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 3. We run trains on your mother all night, every night
[10:29:12 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 4. Your "my Mom's a granny" excuse doesn't work against us,
[10:29:19 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> because we fuck grannies too
[10:29:21 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 5. Your mom is a slut
[10:29:28 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 6. Your mom is a MILF
[10:29:30 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 7. We are cooler than everyone, so stfu
[10:29:36 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 8. We own you
[10:29:41 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 9. We own you
[10:29:47 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 10. afk
[10:29:50 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> ----------------------------------------------------------
[10:29:56 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 4. What To Do
[10:29:58 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Sup, I'm not AFK anymore. I had to take a shit, lol. Anyways,
[10:30:05 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> what do you need to do to get into ZeR0? It's easy!
[10:30:09 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 1. You must get four sponsors
[10:30:14 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> However, there's a catch...
[10:30:18 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 2. You can't beg for sponsorships
[10:30:25 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 3. You must follow all general and channel rules
[10:30:27 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 4. You need a penis or a vagina, and if you have a vagina, follow
[10:30:34 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> the next set of rules:
[10:30:36 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 1. You are a female
[10:30:42 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 2. You must have big lips
[10:30:47 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 3. You must know how to tuck your lips in and cover your teeth well
[10:30:53 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 4. You must be able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose easily
[10:30:56 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 5. You must be "tight"
[10:31:02 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 6. You must not be fat
[10:31:04 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 7. You must be easy to access
[10:31:11 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> And here is the most important rule of all, and this is for anyone
[10:31:15 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> who is going to join ZeR0 (not current members):
[10:31:20 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> GIVE MONEY TO PR0PHET]ZER0[, IT COSTS $5 TO JOIN!
[10:31:24 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Paypal is accepted, as well as cash, checks, and money orders.
[10:31:31 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> If you fail to pay, then you will not be able to join,
[10:31:33 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> you will be permanently banned from the channel,
[10:31:40 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> your IP will be grabbed, and your box will be owned.
[10:31:44 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> ----------------------------------------------------------
[10:31:49 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> 5. Secret Section
[10:31:53 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> YO 'DIS IZ THA SHOUTOUTS SECTION
[10:32:00 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> SHOUTOUTS TO MAH NIGGA SKILZ, C0N, PR0, HOIN WITH A GROIN IN HIS LOIN,
[10:32:02 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> ERO$, EXECUTE, KON, BEAVER, LING, TOSS, MR. SNK THE GREEK NIGGA, AND
[10:32:08 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> EVERYONE ELSE YO.
[10:32:11 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> WESTSIDE! WESTCOAST! FUCK THA POLICE!
[10:32:17 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> ----------------------------------------------------------
[10:33:08 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Those are the rules, children.
[10:33:11 PM] <C0nFu53d]ZeR0[> Any objections?