WTF is up with picking CE: Bison???!

[RoDcHaN]

I swear that prick is such a cheap bastard that he shouldnt even be picked in the game....its ridiculous to go against it....too many dipshits tick throwing and torpedo spams...its so gay....if u have any decency in your SF game...choose someone other than that assclown

[Don Calzone]

yeah...

[Projectjustice]

I swear that prick is such a cheap bastard that he shouldnt even be picked in the game....its ridiculous to go against it....too many dipshits tick throwing and torpedo spams...its so gay....if u have any decency in your SF game...choose someone other than that assclown

This is why I play SF3.

[Zeruel]

Bleh.

Shoto, Chun, Guile, Sim, and Honda can easily beat CE Bison, at least for me.

If you guys don't complain about a character, then you complain about lag.

Whine whine whine... Bitch bitch bitch...

And totally not playing the game because of one character makes you come off even scrubbier.

/rant

[Decoy]

Learn the advanced strats below and CE Bison is a cake walk. :tup:

~Decoy
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This is strat for best man....



RYU. I get man pm how play good ryu? I say rock it!!!! to bad only n00b so i must explain. happens which will in this thread of fucker!!!


BACKGROUND....
ryu fighitng place is place of japan. he hasnt left home to hunt big game yet. Its night time he was just packing bag. RUDELY enterrupted he is!!!! Now must kick ass. music of rock starts and ass is fucked!!!!!


Hmm let go over few diff from new and old ryu.


wait in case you are n00b to pick old ryu jab 6X3 4X1 jab pressing.
Old ryu get old costume. Gi is white with red bandana..color of blood from bloody battles!!!!


Little history fact? know you that ryu went hunting big game as youngster and rock sagat with shoryuken??? that why he have scar!!! ryu so cool. he is my hero. fucking and rocking.


Tatsimaki senpuu kyaku....
ryu wipps his leg and at shout from mouth with great speech says "I FUCKED IT REAL GOOD!" weather or not this is hidden message is of no matter. This go through sonic boom from guile. Also very good when tiger knee. or to explain to n00b fucker!!! i do tatsimaki off ground and make go fast.


One thing note with ryu, he not able to just tiger knee manuver. Must do manuel!!!!! Most usefull if used go foward!!!! press 6/9 214+kick. Must do very fast though.


This is very strong!! move ryu great long distance quicly!!! Also usefull if being zone fireballs. Go over them!!! Also strong with cross up!!! do at right distance cross up shoryuken or throw!!!!!


that end???? dum fucker n00b!! hell no!!!!

it also strong as early anti air!!!


OLD RYU....
differnce with old ryu is ground tatsimaki go one less rotation of roundhouse version. Might trick or fool. Not likely though.


HADOKEN...
ryu shoot energy from hand???? n00b plz course he can. IIRC i belive red fireball have bigger sheild on start then blue. Red fireball can be used punish pokes!!!!


OLD RYU.....
fireball slighty faster/better recovery/quicker release. Only sight but enough notice. Some things may be able to tell say T.Hawk go for flying fuck hawk. You block then old ryu in some cases can reversal hadoken to punish!!!!!!!!! burn!!!!!! that what i say fucker!!!!


SHORYUKEN.....
it main counter move. attack has fucker? i shoryuken!!!!!! plz n00b this so obvious lucky i dun rock you.


OLD RYU...
shoryuken invicnable. fun thing do is pick 2 old ryu then do both shoryuken at same time. What happen? NOTHING N00B!!!. that why is comedy. Ryu is best man.


old ryu also have diff standing roundhouse on early frame you can cancle to speical!!! :eek: So say i fucking fei then i cross up roundhouse to 2+strong stand roundhouse then 236+fierce!!!


also nother thing may do as anti air option you can do roundhouse then cancle slow hadoken. Or maybe short hurricane kick to gain distance!!!!

imho though standing roundhouse not good anti air though. If you use normal stand i use short!


I be back later with more strat!!!!!!!!


n00b i see you pee your pants from mad mind game fuck i already giving. Once you see more part you get rocked up ass with no penis

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Thanks ryuROCKst! :clap:

[Colt Steele]

^^ holy shit :rofl:

[SNK Guitarist]

Best post ever.

[SureYouCan!]

Decoy,

Can you post the entite thread? I remember it had a lot of posts, you still got that crazy shit somewhere?

[JumpsuitJesse]

Kalok??

[the almighty 1]

grats on realise that old school SFAE is a pos,
don't forget all the BS CE guile faggots

strats from an ce guile scrub like decoy? haha funny shit, fucking scrub

[Decoy]

Here's the old thread: http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9594&highlight=ryuROCKst

Almighty 1, read who it's from dummy.

~Decoy

[Ghostmaker]

There's a point when something becomes so horrifying that all emotion is drained from you and you begin to lack basic cognitive functions. If anything has ever done that to me, it was that post. My god.

[Colt Steele]

Read for thread a little but got go for now be back in little time!


He needs to get out of the woods more often.

[dialupsucky]

ryuROCKst will be back dont worry, he just got done showing up noobs in korea how to head rip ass in kof. Are hear he may be coming back to america soon, however if shall remain a seekrit till when.

[nothing]

Holy crap I didn't understand any of that crap decoy. I think you needed to pay more attention in English class.

[CrotchMonkey]

ryuROCKst will be back dont worry, he just got done showing up noobs in korea how to head rip ass in kof. Are hear he may be coming back to america soon, however if shall remain a seekrit till when.
buy xbox please!

[ryuROCKsim]

i am glad it is not forgot i am walked through ocean at this time i soon be back in american to rock much ass!!

from travels and the many troubles i,,,,,,,have gain omega skill period it!

ryu best man :cool:

[ryuROCKsim]

buy xbox please!

ryuPOORman ryu not play on xbox that for fuck sure ryu fight real period it,, you want me head rip you ass silly? comedy

it is fight in many real fight with blood sweat tear where i make many dead body from bloody battle

ryu best man :cool:

[JAQQHC3]

Ryu is a chump. People take pride in accepting Ryu the way he is, when it's really just a mask to hide their lack of ambition. There are more than just 3 characters in the games, so USE them! Ryu has, and will be predictable just like the other Rice-boys.

Traditional sticky Rice - Ryu
San Fransisco style Rice - Ken
Zattaranz spicy Rice - Akuma