Cheesiest Way You've Ever Won A Match

[ArcadeFire]

I once beat my friend in 3s just by whoring Chun's Back+ Feirce and Standing Fierce.

[jasegfstyle]

in marvel hit my homeboy character in the jaw one time with gambit snap back! flew to the moon :clap:

[nanitaberu]

I once beat my friend in 3s just by whoring Chun's Back+ Feirce and Standing Fierce.

whattttt that's the only way i can win with chun

once i picked gourasen as SA for akuma. then i used 3hit firehadou from full screen. he superjumped at me and i cancelled the firehadou into gourasen ;-)

[UltraDavid]

In 3S, Yang's taunt, antiair, death. It was awesome.

[caliagent#3]

ken's towards+forward overhead

[PozerWolf]

In Guilty Gear I pick slayer then knock down my opponent, telaport behind opponent knock them back down, telaport behind opponent knock them back down, telaport behind opponent knock them back down...

[cygnus]

In 3S, Yang's taunt, antiair, death. It was awesome.
Dude you missed the point of the thread. Winning with Yang's taunt is stylish and cool, not cheesy. If you won a match using nothing but Yang's crossup divekick or something, that would be cheesy.

One time in a tournament, I was playing against a friend's Shun (a character I suck playing against), it was 1-1. The last match i used almost nothing but u/f+K+G to win.

[Zigmover21]

GGXX#R, opponent's almost dead, I'm Potemkin. Spam random Megafist or Hammer Fall FRC x4 if I got full bar. Or just random HS, hehe.

[Calcal]

Alternating high and low spin kicks in Tekken 5 with Bryan cause my friend does it to me.

This Kidney punch move with the Tekken weapon in SC2

[MannyKal]

in Guilty Gear XX Reload

switching between May's crouching HS (i believe), where she slides across the floor, and her Dust. people seem to have trouble deciding to block high or low, and somehow i seem to be able to screw them over big time with it. i've received some angry comments at me, from friends and stangers alike :shy:

also, switching between hugo's crouching mk and crouching hk/standing hp. another "do i block low or high?" problem for people.

[Tantin]

..You fuckers don't understand the thread.

THE TANTIN SPECIAL
Step 1: Pick Anji
Step B: Rapid kidney punches on random opponet
Step iii: Instant kill!
Step Four: Repeat

They don't call me the Third Tizzlekage for nothing. I'm a #R Ninja.

P.S.

By they, I mean me.

P.P.S.

Step Cinco: Sing Staying Alive by The Bee Gees

[Ouroborus]

saks rc hp shouken chip damage. if they block, they get chipped to death, if they attack, they die.

[polarity]

way back in my scrub days(read: about half a year ago), i somehow managed to win a match against a friend by doing nothing but rapidfire meaty jabs xx srk with Ken. rinse, repeat. my friend used to be one of these "why should i use anything but fierce and rh?" types, so it actually worked :confused:

[Khiempossible]

SC2:

Talim: 33A all day

[m00b]

Gill.

Filler.

[Rhio2k]

Battle Arena Toshinden:

I had Eiji, friend had Sophia. He charged at me when the announcer yelled fight. I back-dashed 2 times, then sidestepped when he got in my face, which got me behind him. :l: :d: :db: + weak slash. He staggered forward, away from me for (anyone who played this game knows the ridiculous distance the opponent, especially the female characters, will stagger when nailed from behind) about 15 feet then fell out of the ring. I was laughing my ass off over that one.

Tobal No. 1: I backed over the edge and hung there. Friend was wondering why the fight was still going. I told him what I was doing. He tried it, but didn't hold the buttons. KO. Next round he tried to kick me while I was hanging there, and he fell off again. Dumbass.

[epsilon_]

cvs2: i made my friend who plays p groove (i was playing a sak) block a short, then chip him with custom for the win.

[(THE) Geese]

cvs2: i made my friend who plays p groove (i was playing a sak) block a short, then chip him with custom for the win.

ur AV is way too good...beware

[strakka]

I activated Genei Jin.

[KyPeN]

Dudley's Taunt.
Yun's Taunt.

roll+throw all day online

[FlameAngelZ]

Activated Zappa's instakill move and while the ghost was standing there... my opponent just ran into it from across the screen.....

DESTROYED!!!

[Acer1236]

Constant Hadoukens in 3S. The guy didn't know parrying. Neither could he time his jumps...

[Duy Nguyen]

Taught some new player to block high because Ken's Axe Kick hits high, so he blocked high and I accidentally did Short Short Super on him.

[SeñorTapatio]

SUPER Hondas mashing of fist in SF:AE god invented that for me to piss of friends.

[Junkyard God]

online match: my Akuma vs Chun Li.

second round after I won the first, COMPLETELY destroyed her in like 10 seconds, but she still had a point left of life, so right when she's getting up BOOM! hand slaps the ground with the Raging Demon.

[Vyral React]

in GGXX#R a friend killed me with a dust with potemkin then Heavenly Potemkin Bustered me after the match was over.

next match i launched him and constantly air dusted over and over a few time for the win with Robo-Ky

[Pervert_Q]

Playing 3rd strike with Makoto I once used FP hayate, karakusa, standing FP FP hayate karakusa over and over till they were dizzied and used karakusa standing FP super art II , short qcb fp hayate.... did this both rounds and got a S ++ on the guy. Then he said to me " that is so cheap." I replied "all you had to do was use a jab or a short or a reversal shoryuken among other things and I wouldn't have been able to have done that to you over and over."

[eiSH]

KoF '99: Joe Higashi with Iori as striker, my friend had a pinch of life left, so I called striker and he came and threw his ground projectile and I activated the 3 button offense and as soon as Joe pointed to my friend, he died from chip damage off the projectile :badboy:

KoF '99: Ralf with Vanessa striker, was red bar'd and called striker to start the block lock and I did the :qcf: :qcf: :p: super and it was games over~ :devil:

[bbq sauce]

I once beat my friend in 3s just by whoring Chun's Back+ Feirce and Standing Fierce.
Ditto... plus my firend had picked Alex of all people, that's all I had to do.

[dev1ant]

I beat some dude not so long ago just using Strider's c.fierce in MVC1.

[RagingStorm101]

CVS2: shoshosho K groovers lol. And when I was at this shitty store with a CVS2 cabinet, the people there didn't know how to play. I just threw them all day.

[Vyral React]

in 3s my friend just stood there and let me fully charge a denjin for the kill

[Sliced]

3S: Dudley's taunt for the winning blow, two rounds in a row.

[Manx]

.. I just won a match against Akuma the other day with Yun's taunt. That's right... the hat. Massive abuse of Ageis Reflector seems to result in the best cheese wins, though.

:qcf:x2 :hp:

[Rock2k1]

I chose slayer when playing against chipp in ggxx. Then I also landed the loop. Then I couldn't stop laughing.

[El Carpeto]

Just last Friday playing 3s when I ran the clock with 60% health against about 5% for about 30 seconds.

Dude went crazy :rofl:

[UltraDavid]

That reminds me. When KoF2K3 was new and had just hit our arcade, I gave it a chance for a while to see if I liked it or not (ps, no I did not). Malin was one of my characters, and a couple times I hit the opponent in the first few seconds and ran/flew away the entire rest of the round. I felt like a dick afterwards, pretty stupid way to beat someone.

[majeh]

EX..

[filler]

[skankin garbage]

ST, Bison: Knocked em down with a sweep, and then I continued this pattern: Jump straight up with Short kick, thrown upon landing. Tee hee

Alpha 3, Guy: My friend tried to tell me one "Guy is so lame, you can just mash buttons with him and fucking win, blablabla" so I did, and I sang a really stupid improv song while I did it, just to take it home on him.

CFE, Zangief: I was playing some scrublord that loves jumping like no other...well, he picked Shin Akuma, and at the beginning of the round, just assuming that he would just forward at me, I just immediately did the Aerial Russian Slam super. GGPO, and shit.

CFE, Leo: I don't know if this is 'cheesey' or not, but it was pretty funny...One time, I played someone in a close match. At about 10 seconds left, he was at a bit more life than me, so I desperately closed in on him, managed to get a Gaia Driver (Leo's SPD) at like 1 second left, Level Up'ed, RIGHT before the time ran out, and beat him by life. Man, we cracked up at that shit.

[Festival6667]

GGXX : Baiken - crossup j.HS,c.HS (wash, rince, repeat)
#R : Potemkin - hammer fall, high jump back (wash, rince, repeat)

[Ender120]

Nothing but :qcb: :k: in air with Twelve in 3S.

Same goes for T-Hawk's :3p: in air.


My friend just can't handle it. He gets all jumpy and nervous.


I didn't have to push a single button beyond that repeated sequence.

[Septimus Prime]

I turtled out some kid's Urien, Kuroda-style, with Twelve. I jumped my ass OVER his Aegis Reflectors. :rofl:

[Rock2k1]

Against Noobs, the worst is turbo zangief in AE. They have no idea what is going on.

[Agmaster]

TTT; I picked picked Eddie and just pressed the kicks the whole match. Come round 2, I closed my eyes and spammed kick. And I won. He tried that....I jumped.

GGXX#R; Gold Sol....Gold Slayer...Gold Justice. Shadow EX May (NOT me, NEVER me.)

Blocked Air Dust/ Megaton Fist into Potemkin Buster.
Anji butterfly into overhead Hawk+sweep.
Sol Burst into Final Flame.
Eddie Burst into ground spike.

CvS2; Ryu Hadooooken spam. The get close...roll grab backdash resume spam.
Tekken 5; Ganyru rushing grab into the low push away move. Only time I managed to perfect the boss even.

[OhNoos]

Vs computer, in 3s just keep hitting standing strong with Hugo... I got to Gill once just doing that and not moving

[Jedi W.]

Spamming standing fierce with Yang with an occasional parry.

--jedi\/\/.

[polarity]

I once lost a round of CvS2 because my opponent just kept spamming Chang's spinning ball over and over. I know it's theoretically easy to get around, but every time I tried to hit him when it ended I'd just get CHed with the fucking thing again. That move is my nemesis.

Classic cheese way to win against scrubs: PSYCHO CRUSHER PSYCHO CRUSHER PSYCHO CRUSHER PSYCHO CRUSHER. Whenever Bison comes up when we're fucking around picking random chars in CvS2, that's my strategy :lol:

[RaishinX]

RING OUT!!

[jae hoon]

CvS EX Balrog


cr jab super
cr jab super
cr jab super
cr jab suiper

[Kinniku]

SSF2: Vega v/s Ken. Sweep with Vega, jump crossover over ken, ken does wake up DP, he misses, throw, jump crossover, repeat.

[Philth]

Hit their start button.

[Ho0v-Man]

Threw a sandwich at a guy's face and then did a combo.

vs computer in marvel I can just run up and throw. got a perfect for it once.

[OhNoos]

Classic cheese way to win against scrubs: PSYCHO CRUSHER PSYCHO CRUSHER PSYCHO CRUSHER PSYCHO CRUSHER. Whenever Bison comes up when we're fucking around picking random chars in CvS2, that's my strategy :lol:

Back in the day, this was a top tier scrub strategy... They all got pissed when the chip damage got lowered in SF2T from CE

Edit: Oh I almost forgot the best vs PC shit ever. In Mortal Kombat 1 & 2, Jump back, Jump foward and kick... over and over... you can win the game with just that.

[MannyKal]

RING OUT!!

heh, i should just edit my earlier post, but i think this deserves it's own post....

so it's Soul Calibur for DC, my friend is Cervantes, and I'm Nightmare, first round is pretty tough, goes down to the wire, i win.

second round: after a grueling, close first round, i'm (and i assume my friend) are expecting an equally devious second round. just as the round starts, he jumps, and i perform nightmare's drop kick (f,f+B&K). i catch him in mid-ar, and knock him right off the stage, MANY feet away behind him. Ring out on the first hit, i win second round.

he got pissed :lol:

[Alpha on One]

Spamming May vertical and horizontal dolphins.

Keeping a noob in the butterfly trap the entire game with Anji.

Using Pot against a noob and just using every lame PB setup ever.

[seranian]

nothing but crouching jabs with Zangief in SFA3

[Duralath]

Cheesiest way? I don't know if I'd call this cheesy, but I used Alex and kept kara-throwing him most of the match with the occasional far s.forward thrown in.

[SNAAAAKE]

I had 0 pixel and my opponent had atleast 50%.He pulled out Geese raging storm and I activated with Bison and won the match ! :confused: :rofl:

I also win by spamming Bison scissor kick and Blanka electicity all day :encore:

[j1n]

I picked Steve

[eiSH]

Chipped someone down to 0 health in 3S with my Ibuki and dashed behind them over and back over and over and back over 5 times then taunted to kill. Felt great. :tup:

[SNkNuT]

Back in the day, this was a top tier scrub strategy... They all got pissed when the chip damage got lowered in SF2T from CE

Edit: Oh I almost forgot the best vs PC shit ever. In Mortal Kombat 1 & 2, Jump back, Jump foward and kick... over and over... you can win the game with just that.

LMAO. i used to see scrubs use psycho crushers back and forth for the block damage around CE. It's amazing to see how many noobs die to that then they go on to say its "cheap". LOL

[DeathScythe]

Nothing tops the last minute chip damage victory. Throw opponent and then time the jab fireball at the right moment and bam! On the wakeup chip damage KO.