A more important annoucement from some guy who plays 3S

[Kool-Aid Ryu]

I've been playing Third Strike for dozens of week. Yes, I that isnt a typo.

DOZENS OF WEEKS

and every one of those filled with skill that your puny minds can not hope to accomplish. I've defended my title of being "that really annoying guy on SRK.com" every chance I get, and I've beaten the best of the best: Boobjeta, Zerotorrance, Omega Nemiseis. All those guys are SS, so they must have TEH SKILLZ? AM I RIGHT!?

But ya know what? Im tired of beating the crap out you guys and purposely losing my macthes to scrubs like "dragonwhore2k5"(LOL OWNED!) and "Young_Dice"(DOUBLE OWNED!). Dont blame me because my Xbox Live Connection cord fell out of the socket before the game ended. I was saving you all the embarrasment anyway. I've decided that you guys are just puny worms agaisnt a legend like myself, and thus will play even more so I can laugh at you through the mic like the DAMN LEGEND I AM!

[silent shade]

Um right.... why everyone gotta bash me cause I have skills=\

[Murt!]

KA-R LMAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[doujinshi_2001]

Um right.... why everyone gotta bash me cause I have skills=\

yea right everyone bashin u cause u a scrub bitch :clap:

[Shim Sang Joon]

:rofl: Nice one m8!

[silent shade]

yea right everyone bashin u cause u a scrub bitch :clap:

Uh huh keep talking shit bitch :tup: *sidenote: Me and conflicts there always fucking with each other lol* But he still sucks no matter what he says :clap:

[Arcas V]

Um right.... why everyone gotta bash me cause I have skills=\
joke thread :party:

[snarleySONIC007]

The myth is here I have all the gears (mainly reverse) fear my gears, erm fear my words here is my tier fear my tier! (in alphabetical order.)

MY tEER: Akuma

[Kool-Aid Ryu]

you suckas dont want none of this, I'll beat you if I want too. If you win the macth, its because I wasnt paying attention and I was too busy laughing at you nonexistent skills.

So fuck you scrubs :tup:

[snarleySONIC007]

Are you trying to emulate me the legend SCRUBBER? kool aid ry-poo??
Man you aint got no skill except lag TACTICS and speed! yeah man you heard me right you beat me either cus your too fast up he has or because you `connection` is shit man you dicks cant hold a candle to me, FEAR MY GEARS the legend is here, and dont try to takje my catchphrase bitch ILL BEAT YOU IF I WANT TOO. And shim dont post on here saying this loser emulating me is funny i beat you 123-0 last night you remember it biaaaaatches. Bring it on ill be at (insert any american touneey here) and ill be bringing (insert any ammount of dollers here) and Ill be taking the offline crown as WELL AS alllll your money.

Fear my gears, heres my tiers, no im not queers.

AkUmA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! suck MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Kool-Aid Ryu]

LOL, you dont even have a B rank you FUCKING NOOB! OMGZ SUCK IT!

You niggas are just jealous because Im the best damn player on these frickin' boards. No one can stop me, so dont even think about it. If I lose online, its because its my brother playing, so dont get cocky scrubs :tup:

I could kick Daigo, Justin, KO, Sextaro, Kuroda, and VictoLey all at the same time, because I'm a sexy beast. I'd post pictures, but you nerds would realize that you would want to be like me and try to stalk me. Thats why I dont put my location..Im afraid of faggots come to the great Street Fighter master like myself(The one and only bicth :tup: ) and trying to sexually assult me(MJ stlye).

you "legends" can just get down on your knees now, because you aint getting a piece of this SF King(crab)cake!

[Arcas V]

LOL, you dont even have a B rank you FUCKING NOOB! OMGZ SUCK IT!
LOL :clap: :tup:

[silent shade]

LMAO this guy is toooo fucking much

[Projectjustice]

You guys are funny.:lol:

[Demon Dash]

This is probably the most unexpected thread I have ever read on these boards.

What characters do you play?

[Kool-Aid Ryu]

Gill because he owns you with wing thingie. Its more powerful than liek...TWO HADOKENS COMBINE'd!!!

Hes REALLY hard to learn, but once you master him, no one can stop you! And thats one none of you wannabe can step up. Every one has came and fell. I put up a list of all the fighters too:

1. This guy was carring a purse to battle. A PURSE! What, so he can throw lip gloss at me? It seems he had a white headband, but he got red lipstick all on it. I kicked his ass and stole that "man-bag" of his

2.This one rich kid with dyed hair. Who is he trying to trick? Your 3/4th Japensese dumbass! You didnt say a single thing in English the whole time! You can point the peace symbol at me as much as you want, but thats not stop me from killing you prick.

3.These two asian kids. I thought they were twins, but then I thought, "Hey, werent you kids from that Gundam show in the '90s?" The kid with the hat got mad and screamed "IM AN ASIAN!" and got all blue and shit. He must been on that PCP, because this bicth was going all over the damn place. So I stuffed him, and little punk bro with the hair did a bunch of backflips and ran off...wuss

4.Inspector Gadget. FRICKIN' INSPECTOR GADGET. He was breathing like Darth Vader, and his face became horriably disfigured, much like the Claw. He really didnt attack ya know...he just crouched...and that was it. I did a bunch of overheads, and he ate it like KFC Chicken dipped in hot sauce.

5. This guy was kinda like the first two dudes, but he must of been a DBZ fan because he was looking like damn Goku. I laughed, but he just grunted and got real mad. Flames surronded him, but it looks like he trying to take a shit, and I took avantage by breaking out one of my wing attacks. He was pretty much gone. Not alot of stamina after that last dump he took during the middle of the fight.

6.Hulk Hogan stepped up, and he challenged me. I asked him why he sounds so damn foreign, so he got angry and jumped up and down like he was trying to stomp something. Very werid fellow, and I decided to just back away slowly...and then ran.

7.Andre the Giant bumped into me on the street, and he was looking for a fight too. I was like, "Aint you dead?" He threw my ass in the air and prouceded to smash me in the ground with his entire body. As he slowly got up, I punched him in the balls with my flaming leg. His balls were burning...litterally.

8.This nigga comes up in a damn Bentley. He mustache looks painted on his face, and what kind of of a nigga brings tea to a fight? Its obviously he was the "other" kind of brotha, and so I played Britiny Spears on my radio. He danced and giggled, and I got in his Bentley and ran over the bicth.

9. My brother wanted to pick a fight with me. He said he had a better role as leadership, and I simply laughed. I gave him a hug out of friendship...and gave him the best damn wedgie anyway could have done! He litterally imploded.

10.I didnt know this was a girl or not, but he she had some damn big feet! So when she grabbed me by the neck, I stepped on those bigass things, and she fell to his knees in pain. You guys can see where this is going...(I made her call me master and bow duh...what the hell was you thinking I was going to do? Get your minds out the damn gutter. This aint the Masterbation Station)

I got some losers to post on later, so you keep this list in mind ya heard!

[fire2ash]

YEAAAAAAAH!!!!

We played today, good shit. My dudley had tastier tea than your dudley did. We put on the matching gay outfits and went at it baby. It was beautiful.

[der Liam]

YEAAAAAAAH!!!!

We played today, good shit. My dudley had tastier tea than your dudley did. We put on the matching gay outfits and went at it baby. It was beautiful.

remy's sweep is bad fyi

[fire2ash]

Yeah. ROFL I don't know how to play Remy. I think your the guy who chose Q right? I just chose Remy because he's a turtling whore, and Q has to get in close, hahaha. Your the guy who used his super every time u blocked my sweep right? I don't think I played that many matches with you, Q matches get boring :(

[Kool-Aid Ryu]

Bump/tag/push

[fire2ash]

Plz own us all!

[Ki Shima]

[QUOTE=Kool-Aid Ryu] So I stuffed him, and little punk bro with the hair did a bunch of backflips and ran off...wuss

4.Inspector Gadget. FRICKIN' INSPECTOR GADGET. He was breathing like Darth Vader, and his face became horriably disfigured, much like the Claw. He really didnt attack ya know...he just crouched...and that was it. I did a bunch of overheads, and he ate it like KFC Chicken dipped in hot sauce.

5. This guy was kinda like the first two dudes, but he must of been a DBZ fan because he was looking like damn Goku. I laughed, but he just grunted and got real mad. Flames surronded him, but it looks like he trying to take a shit, and I took avantage by breaking out one of my wing attacks. He was pretty much gone. Not alot of stamina after that last dump he took during the middle of the fight.

6.Hulk Hogan stepped up, and he challenged me. I asked him why he sounds so damn foreign, so he got angry and jumped up and down like he was trying to stomp something. Very werid fellow, and I decided to just back away slowly...and then ran.

9. My brother wanted to pick a fight with me. He said he had a better role as leadership, and I simply laughed. I gave him a hug out of friendship...and gave him the best damn wedgie anyway could have done! He litterally imploded.
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:clap: that was quite entertaining, im glad you didnt diss sean tho or id have to continuosly set up yo ass. LOL

[edit- actually, that sounds wrong LOL!]

[Kool-Aid Ryu]

^lol thanks. Funny how this topic has lasted longer than Ryu's

[Figcoinc]

I like cheese.

[fire2ash]

Dude my Gill'z is the l33z0rz, it took me over 100 hrs to learn his super hard moves and combos. I can almost beat Sean with him on the easy difficulty now! Kool-aid I'm almots as good as you wth him now!

[Kool-Aid Ryu]

Fat chance scrub! I have the most leet Gill on TEH XBL! Cant touch this! *sings along to song while doing the crab dance in genie pants*

[Captain Ryu]

I'll wtfpwn everyone in here. I'm just too kewl for skewl.

[fire2ash]

Negatif!!!

Shoot my SSS caliber twelve can still pwn joor Z- scrubby Gill. I see you Kool aid, you got h4x!

Remember that time I was like pwzowning you and all of a sudden you bring out this like headshot h4x script stomp that comes out of nowhere and zones in on my head! When I left the room to go get some fruity-licious kool-aid, I came back and I was dead!! You have wall h4x too. They need punk buster on XBL, cus my Gill is too l33t. I might get mistaken for a h4xor.

[WhiteKong]

fuck you all cause i stopped playing 3s and actually have been training in REAL LIFE..
if you play me on live i will send a hadouken straight threw my controller into the xboxlive system then out into your controller and you will be owned!

[hold dat]

fuck you all cause i stopped playing 3s and actually have been training in REAL LIFE..
if you play me on live i will send a hadouken straight threw my controller into the xboxlive system then out into your controller and you will be owned!

yo!!! when are we gonna get together for some offline games?? whats good???

[WhiteKong]

yo!!! when are we gonna get together for some offline games?? whats good???
hold dat im going to come out to one of Phillip Ko's things at GTN. I have been busy with life and shit, but i was at CTF last friday pretty early..
I'm pretty siked to get my ass kicked by all of you guys! :tup: