The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[FistsofFury]

I've noticed that a lot of people barely visit the forums outside of GD. That's a damn shame. There is a lot of great stuff on the rest of shoryuken.com. FOR EXAMPLE:

=This thread in the fan art forum. (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=96267) The task is to do art for every character on the entire Alpha 3 roster. The artwork is amazing. I'm wonderin why Million never got in on this.

=And my fanfic, The Path. (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2339) People say its really good. Try it for yourself!

[GeoG2]

Half of the posters on SRK are jews.

[arcticninja]

I sharted today. It kind of sucked.

Then I washed my underwear and it still smelled like poop.

[Dan?]

I sharted today. It kind of sucked.

Then I washed my underwear and it still smelled like poop.

God, your anus must have been in a crappy mood.

[IluvBloody]

8-10% of sexually active people have had relations with animals.

For every 10 people you see, maybe one of them is fucking an animal.

People are freaks.
...hey i sleep with my dog in my bed... THE KEY WORD HERE IS SLEEP!

[Ne0phyte]

=And my fanfic, The Path. (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2339) People say its really good. Try it for yourself!

You forgot the [shamless plug] tag :razzy: I'm sure it is indeed very good, but I won't understand it so I won't get much from it. Unless you want me to comment on all the typos and grammar errors :p

I loved sleeping with my doggie(s). They're so cute and peaceful. It's fun watching them sleep and dream. But my little dog, if I made a mistake and kicked her or bumped her while she was sleeping, she'd growl at me and chomp the air. Awww.

I'm so stupid. I can never finish a book. I read about 100-150 pages in and then put it down and months later start a new book. I'm actually in the middle of about five books right now from the past couple years... lol oh boy. But reading is so fun~! I want to read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas cause the movie was so crazy. RIP Mr. Thompson :sad:

[Million]

thanks for that thread-link on the fan art forum...there is some AMAZING, eye-gasm delicious stuff in there! I may post something there eventually...I need a better work ethic when it comes to art....I was fine in that regard until I made it my major....it's like school killed some of the joy, and the time spent drawing began to disappear...however, since I am done with school, at least some of my drive and overall passion has returned. I need to get a scanner...and a drawing pad...I STILL haven't picked one of those up. Anyway, it's a shame those people don't suck...I could've strolled in that thread feeling all big and bad with my skills...dammit...I see at least 3 or 4 people right off the bat who should be on payroll for Marvel or something right now.

*Rice/Roni Parmesian Chicken-flavor rice = I thought "surely this is good". I thought wrong....so now I have a pan full of rice that's only "ok" at best. At least it doesn't taste as bad as it smells...which is odd considering how closely related those senses are.

*heh, back to the art thing...I do miss the days where I was The Shit™ back in elementary school on thru to high school(*and on into college, really...there wasn't much in the way of competition; there was a very small group of art majors at TSU) in terms of drawing.

damn...Gameboy Advance is pretty much dead, isn't it? With DS and PSP out there...what's really the point to GBA's existence? I would take a cheapshot here at Nintendo for helping kill off its own machine...but I realize DS was necessary to put some kind of resistance/shield up against the threat of the PSP.

*wouldn't it be funny to go to a big church and try to start "the wave" during the sermon? I'd love to do that at least once in life.

[Taito]

My next car stereo..

http://us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/portable-media/sony-giga-panel-car-mp3-deck-140200.php

Finally a Sony mp3 player with 100% drag and drop! SonicStage is balls.

I don't need more than a gig's worth of 128kbps mp3s at a time, especially with Sony's audio filters boosting the sound quality. Also the panel looks pretty sweet.

[mastermind]

God, your anus must have been in a crappy mood.

:rofl: :rofl:

I think I'm gonna give Dan? some rep. Because he's a good guy. Not one of those ugly dolls that always asks you to play, but one of those guys that protect the world from the evil forces of Blue Laser.

[Million]

So I've been here for about 9 months now, and I'm STILL getting someone else's mail.

^that Bauer av is too tight. Not since Clint Eastwood has there been someone capable of such a badass squint.

haha...everytime I see "Tookie" in the news now...I keep thinking "Dookie" of course. heh..Dookie Williams...Tookie the Dookie..that could be an interesting character for a children's show...Tookie the Dookie and Friends.

[maxx]

Half of the posters on SRK are jews.

and the other half are black...lol

somewhere in their are the scatterings of asians,latin americans and so on.

[Azrael]

Chiaki Ishi-kuri-yama-mori-whatever the fuck her name is (Gogo from Kill Bill) is on commercials now in Japan. ...Do people honestly think this bitch is hot? Her face couldn't get more beat if you dropped a sack of potatoes on it from space. If people honestly think she's hot, then Yellow Fever is a worse epidemic than I feared.

[arcticninja]

God, your anus must have been in a crappy mood.


It's always in a crappy mood :sad:


Ninja edit:

Chiaki Ishi-kuri-yama-mori-whatever the fuck her name is (Gogo from Kill Bill) is on commercials now in Japan. ...Do people honestly think this bitch is hot? Her face couldn't get more beat if you dropped a sack of potatoes on it from space. If people honestly think she's hot, then Yellow Fever is a worse epidemic than I feared.



THANK YOU.

God, that bitch is not hot at all.

[Hunter D]

Just got found out I got an A and a B in two of my classes. If I get B's in my other classes I'm good.

[Ne0phyte]

Chiaki Ishi-kuri-yama-mori-whatever the fuck her name is (Gogo from Kill Bill) is on commercials now in Japan. ...Do people honestly think this bitch is hot? Her face couldn't get more beat if you dropped a sack of potatoes on it from space. If people honestly think she's hot, then Yellow Fever is a worse epidemic than I feared.
And the penis nose doesn't help either.

[Roxie]

Who!?

Roxie? Ryu Shinnosuke? Aneke Mastsuwhatsakjdk? Phae? Cocoumi? Scorpio_G? Boots? Vanessie? Fifi? D!ana? ALawnGnome? Nishiko? PsychoMistress? CammyFighter? AkumaChan? Ne0phyte? I'm out.

I've been feeling like throwing up for like a week. Gaaaaahhhh >_<
It wasn't me.

[Nemesis00]

My next car stereo..

http://us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/portable-media/sony-giga-panel-car-mp3-deck-140200.php

Finally a Sony mp3 player with 100% drag and drop! SonicStage is balls.

I don't need more than a gig's worth of 128kbps mp3s at a time, especially with Sony's audio filters boosting the sound quality. Also the panel looks pretty sweet.
That panel is pretty fucking cool. Might have to look into that...

I ask you, the people of SRK, an important question. But first, a lead in story.

I work with my ex. We're still friends. Lately she's been a bitch. I have the opportunity to make her cry, and feel like crap. Should I do so?

[JackTenrac!]

That panel is pretty fucking cool. Might have to look into that...

I ask you, the people of SRK, an important question. But first, a lead in story.

I work with my ex. We're still friends. Lately she's been a bitch. I have the opportunity to make her cry, and feel like crap. Should I do so?

R Bear...STAIRS

[Dan?]

And the penis nose doesn't help either.

This would make sneezing on someone even MORE awkward.

[EVARGNUG]

This would make sneezing on someone even MORE awkward.

Not to mention the kind of looks you would get from doing just that in the cafeteria:arazz:

[Mechanica]

Gogo was probably my favorite character in Kill Bill, but she's not really SUPER HOT or anything.

[Ne0phyte]

Gogo was probably my favorite character in Kill Bill, but she's not really SUPER HOT or anything.
How? She's in it for like 20 minutes max and I don't even remember her having any lines.

[Roxie]

Go-go's nose was not that bad. I mean really, y'all are over exaggerating. She's no Ms. Univerise, but she's no Adrian Brody either.

[S.a.g.a]

Go-go's nose was not that bad. I mean really, y'all are over exaggerating. She's no Ms. Univerise, but she's no Adrian Brody either.

...No they aren't. You need some glasses.

That broad's nose is mammoth 99.9% of the time.

[Hunter D]

How? She's in it for like 20 minutes max and I don't even remember her having any lines.
People probably like her alot because of the impact she had in her scene.

[Roxie]

...No they aren't. You need some glasses.

That broad's nose is mammoth 99.9% of the time.
I have glasses. :arazz:

Seriously, it's not mammoth. It's big, for sure, but not as big as Adrian Brody's or that french guy...Not Reno, the othere Deparduet (sp)/

[Ne0phyte]

People probably like her alot because of the impact she had in her scene.
I didn't notice any potential impact. And Adrien Brody's nose is big but he's good looking. That's the difference. It's not so much that her nose is big anyway... it's that it's shaped like a penis~!

Anywho, I'm really only posting to see the trophy that I will have for the next one minute or so... quick look!

[S.a.g.a]

I have glasses. :arazz:

Seriously, it's not mammoth. It's big, for sure, but not as big as Adrian Brody's or that french guy...Not Reno, the othere Deparduet (sp)/

Compare and contrast, please.

I don't remember Brody's nose ever being that big. :wtf:

[Nishiko]

To all the SRKers I've <3ed before:

Please introduce me to some stairs if I ever write an essay like this (http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/).

That is all.

[Roxie]

I didn't notice any potential impact.
Wow, did you even see Kill Bill? I mean, you say you did, but goodness, maybe you went to the wrong theater by mistake.

She was one of the most liked/talked about characters

Anywho, I'm really only posting to see the trophy that I will have for the next one minute or so... quick look!
What is that trophy about?
Compare and contrast, please.

I don't remember Brody's nose ever being that big. :wtf:

[Ne0phyte]

Adrien Brody (http://i.cnn.net/cnn/SPECIALS/2003/oscars/interactive/red.carpet/01.adrien.brody.jpg)
Gogo (http://blackstones.free.fr/LuLu/chiaki_kuriyama.gif)

Her nose isn't that big, but she's still not cute. She has ugly eyes. Yes I saw the movie, thanks. She didn't do anything but get killed. No one I saw the movie with liked or talked about her and I don't discuss movies with strangers too often.

The trophy though, is for Wacky Wordsearch in the arcade. Everyone gets one though so it'll be gone soon enough.
Please introduce me to some stairs if I ever write an essay like this.
lol that essay is hardcore.

[Million]

Adrian Brody could float on his back in a pool, and his nose will have people thinking Jaws has arrived. That shit is a DORSAL FIN....it's ridiculous. I've never even seen a nose that serious....he's like a cartoon character...like those old cartoon representations of Jimmy Durante. Then on top of that, he looks like someone stole David Schwimmer's genetic code and made a half-ass clone. This is a seriously weird looking guy, folks. hah! that reminds me...weird ---Gonzo from the Muppets! Dude has a GONZO nose! Haha...big SHAMU-NOSE ass bastard...haha...ohhhhhh I miss the days of "checkin" back in school. Those were some good times.

heh....Gonzo could've totally raped Piggy with his nose.

*Morgan Webb has BoxButt™. That's just not cool...it's tragic, cuz I still think she's cute sometimes...but BoxButt™ is a flaw that cannot be ignored. :sad:

*GoGo from Kill Bill = I'd probably hit as long as she wore the schoolgirl outfit from the film, but that girl is in desparate need of some steaks. Please eat something Chiakyi, or whatever your name is. Please. Eat McDonald's every day for a few weeks, along with occasional doses of pizza and cheesesteaks and cornbread...then just sit around all day so the fat can build.

[Roxie]

And gogo's

More Go-go pics (http://sinon.150m.com/ck/scans1.html)which she looks very pretty in.

[JackTenrac!]

- I really don't believe in luck, but it's not a good sign at the time. Why do we call it luck? The only luck Bear believes in is the 3-digits that stops the wizard from getting hit BY MAGiC..

- The presentations are over at school for two subjects that deal with development for the web through e-business. After the massacre, I spoke with the coordinator and asked her about my performance. She calls me a turtle. I felt a little teary, but she explained what she was implying. The Tortiose and the Hare race. Now, I'm getting slower! WTH? Still, she said I was more tatical and goal-oriented, but slow-paced. I feel an ADD moment coming.

- Street Fighter II # 1 is actually sold out at my dealer. For a second there, I went blank because I noticed it a week back. Issue #0 was around still, which made the surprise harder to believe.

- I ran into an SNK cabinet that could have been placed as the best of the best. Two of them, really. One was just SNK(KOF 98, 99, Garou, Rage of the Dragons), the other was SNK Playmore(KOF 2001, KOF 2003, SSV, Rage of the Dragons, 1942 +, and something else...), which sported what the other had, but the games were more recent. I noticed KOF 98 on the other while going through 2003. Wish Bear was Cap'n N there so I could get back my quarters to waste them on the better fighter! Damn you Negata Lock, Godfather of GTASF!

- The asian woman I tried to get earlier this semester has had more of a presence in the last two weeks. It was a bad note. All I could say was "Sup?" as I saw her conversing with other guys...damn I need Smir.

- There always seems to be the kid who is always left out of the group. The person no one talks to casually, at school, work. They'd awknowledge his/her presence once or twice, but they'd really not bother doing so. The stereotype is so present in televised media. How many times do high school/college extras get the "sup" or "hey" in the show, when you could swear that you see them there on that show more than once. Heck, they should be casted, but budgeting for projects are focused on the higher value characters, so why pay those underdogs more when all they will do is take up space? Are we really emulating that to isolate others or are those people putting themselves in that position themselves?

Dearest Nishiko, just that title alone NEEDS the stairs...well, at least he's using German. That's a plus on this book.

- Brody has a defect. Something a la Seinfeld victim.

[Nemesis00]

To all the SRKers I've <3ed before:

Please introduce me to some stairs if I ever write an essay like this (http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/).

That is all.
Two points.

1) I can gaurantee you, that if you were to ever write something that atrocious, that my foot will be planted firmly along your backside, and that you will awaken with a broken back at the bottem of a stairwell.

2) That nigga got a 61? What the fuck! Who the fuck graded that thing? I mean yeah, it's pretty funny, but 61?

Adrian Brody has a nose that can stop a windmill.

[Ne0phyte]

Adrian Brody could float on his back in a pool, and his nose will have people thinking Jaws has arrived. That shit is a DORSAL FIN....it's ridiculous. I've never even seen a nose that serious....he's like a cartoon character...like those old cartoon representations of Jimmy Durante. Then on top of that, he looks like someone stole David Schwimmer's genetic code and made a half-ass clone. This is a seriously weird looking guy, folks. hah! that reminds me...weird ---Gonzo from the Muppets! Dude has a GONZO nose! Haha...big SHAMU-NOSE ass bastard...haha...ohhhhhh I miss the days of "checkin" back in school. Those were some good times.

lol...

I personally think Adrien Brody is gorgeous. Much better looking than David Schwimmer could ever hope to be. Though I do have a soft spot for Ross.

Those pictures of Gogo... when she's not ugly, she's alright. And when she's ugly, she's really ugly. Trophy still here... alriiighhhttt.

[TehNewGuy]

Kiss my converse, Ne0

[Ne0phyte]

Congrats! These trophies are sexy!

Oh shit mine is gone! Owned :sad:

[Adam Warlock]

3 trophies in a row.

And gogo's

More Go-go pics (http://sinon.150m.com/ck/scans1.html)which she looks very pretty in.
You forgot to attach the pics she's pretty in.

Congrats! These trophies are sexy!

Oh shit mine is gone! Owned :sad:
I Shang Tsung'ed that shit down.

[Nemesis00]

I swear, as MacBauer as my witness, I will become #1 at Space Invaders.

[Ne0phyte]

I'm bout to try to take NewGuy's Pacman trophy.

-Edit- What kind of teacher writes "yummy" and then a smiley face next to a sentence about that includes the phrase "anal sex"?
I assume the "yummy" was for the olives and gyros.

[FistsofFury]

I swear, as MacBauer as my witness, I will become #1 at Space Invaders.



You will try.


-EDIT-
I cannot believe that...abomination got a D-. How could the teacher not give him an F?!?! Fuck that, a damn zero.

[Nemesis00]

I will destroy you.

I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!

[Million]

I've been terrible at the SRK Arcade...but it definitely reminds me just how much ass Frogger SUCKS. Jesus Christ that game...it makes me want to punch whoever made it. How was that trash considered a "classic"? It was garbage back then, and this flash version is even worse.
-Why in the blue hell has that stupid little frog never known how to swim?
-Why does he just die for no reason while on the raft?
-the controls in this and the original are absolutely disgusting. I wonder why they keep re-inventing frogger for each console these days...with gameplay that's on the same level of crappiness as that original arcade turd of a game. Really, why do they keep bringing Frogger back? Who is requesting the return of Frogger? Who are these people, and what is their problem?

-the character itself was lame...everyone knows "Diggem" from the Sugar Snacks cereal was 10x cooler. Even as part of the Saturday Morning Supercade lineup on CBS back in the day...nobody liked that chump. He was the ass-stain on what was otherwise a beautiful lineup of animated videogame cartoon characters. Even Kangaroo was more entertaining and fun, and that's just sad.

-even the way Frogger hops is laughably retarded. What the hell? Is this a crippled frog? Dude has NO "hops", to use an old basketball slang term. Jump over the traffic, douche....learn to swim. What the hell is that...he gets what...maybe 1 inch of "air" when he jumps. He must be the laughing stock of the frog community with those cripple ass jumps. Put the little nigga in a wheelchair or on some crutches or something.

Of course, it goes without saying that pretty much every other game on the srk arcade lineup kicks Frogger's ass.

-Brokeback Mountain = destined to bomb hard. I'm guessing it will even surpass Waterworld in box office suckage. Who is the audience?
1. No straight males are going to see it.
2. I seriously doubt women will see it. Even if they happen to love the guys who star in it....women typically aren't too fond of "Hot guy on guy action". It's not a "thing" that works for them.(*like guys' admiration of HLA™ *hot lesbian action*.)
3. that leaves the gay men, and isn't that a minority audience? The people behind this don't care about box office revenue, obviously....why else purposely target only a minority target audience?

4. The jokes practically write themselves, folks. A movie about two gay cowboys, and the title happens to be Broke Back Mountain. Too easy. Too damn easy.

Back to SRK Arcade ranting---the pacman mazes suck. Ghosts get on either side of the maze in most cases...and that's it...it's over for you...nothing you can do....this is unlike the true pacman games, of course. The control is ass too.

[TehNewGuy]

It wont bomb Million, watch them eat that shit up

[Carpet Lint]

2. I seriously doubt women will see it. Even if they happen to love the guys who star in it....women typically aren't too fond of "Hot guy on guy action".
My girlfriend is.

She's very excited about watching this movie.

I will probably have to go with her.

I'm not all that excited about watching this movie.

[Million]

There are some things ya just have to draw the line on...this is one of them. I would be fine with seeing any random "romantic comedy" crap before even considering this. Broke Back Mountain is simply asking too much. The girlfriend would have to go by herself to see that.

*"Melissa" from "Boston Legal" = one of the cutest blonde whitegirls I've ever seen. Alan should be hitting that soon. Yep, he's totally in there. She was obviously moist from his speech to the credit card debt guy...and she actually told him how much that turned her on! Then she walks away....what a beautiful sight...her ass was SPEAKING PROFOUND THINGS. She has a nice amount of jelly-jiggle-motion going on. A jiggling ass is magic...nothing even compares....

[FistsofFury]

Robocop is on Spike TV right now. I forgot how sad the scene is when Murphy (as Robocop) gets shot up by all those cops with machine guns in the parking lot.

:sad:

-edit-
Holy shit. Red from that 70s show is the main bad guy in this. Neve realized.

[JackTenrac!]

-edit-
Holy shit. Red from that 70s show is the main bad guy in this. Neve realized.



The minute I noticed it, I started looking for a Fez type persona in the baddies themselves. One of the hench men like looks Kelso for real.

[TehNewGuy]

Who the hell is that weird looking black guy at the end giving the thumbs up? He looks like a scat eater for real.

[IluvBloody]

And gogo's

More Go-go pics (http://sinon.150m.com/ck/scans1.html)which she looks very pretty in.
speaking of "go go" (GOD SHE HAS A NAME .. STUPID PEOPLE GO GO WAS JUTS HER ROLE...
speaking of Kuriyama Chiaki ... i've been a fan of her since she was pre-teen.. yuo guys DO know how she got famous?... well by doing preteen nude/semi nude photopooks like anyother japanese school girl...

i actualy own 2 of her oldest photobooks.. man these fuckers are hard to find!
worksafe.. i think (http://www.yourimg.com/?img=05/347/22/Yakata_009.jpg)
2 (http://www.yourimg.com/?img=05/347/23/Yakata_012.jpg)
nice dress! (http://www.yourimg.com/?img=05/347/23/Yakata_020.jpg)
yellow FEVER (http://www.yourimg.com/?img=05/347/23/Yakata_058.jpg)
yes she was quite the dish, before the hair (http://www.yourimg.com/?img=05/347/23/Yakata_075.jpg)
...i have uploaded more.. but i probably shouldn't...
and to all a good night...

young Chiaki > gogo chiaki

[Roxie]

To all the SRKers I've <3ed before:

Please introduce me to some stairs if I ever write an essay like this (http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/).

That is all.
Your av scares me....almost as much as that paper.
I'm surprised as hell she gave him a 61. That shit should've been a 50...fuck that a 30

You forgot to attach the pics she's pretty in.
She doesn't look pretty here? (http://sinon.150m.com/ck/kateigaho_1.jpg) or here? (http://sinon.150m.com/ck/voce_1.jpg) or here?

She could use a sandwhich though..a few, even.

[IluvBloody]

or HERE (http://www.yourimg.com/?img=05/347/23/Yakata_132.jpg)?

[TehNewGuy]

Your av scares me....almost as much as that paper.
I'm surprised as hell she gave him a 61. That shit should've been a 50...fuck that a 30
[COLOR="gold"]

Fuck a 30, the teacher should have just set the kid on fire.

[Lantis]

Robocop is hardcore shit. The first 2 movies were awesome to me. The 3rd one was rather bleah. Not even the samurai cyborg dude saved it.

The guy who got bathed in septic acid or whatnot in the first movie was pretty damn gruesome. It ranks high up there in "most unwanted deaths ever".

[Roxie]

WHAT THE FUCK is going on in this picture?!

[TehNewGuy]

It appears as if she's about to get drilled...then most likely drilled again.

[Murt!]

WHAT THE FUCK is going on in this picture?!

I'm pretty sure she is getting screwed.

[Mechanica]

GHOSTFACE KILLAH

ya heard?

[FistsofFury]

Why, good god, is black porn always greasy looking?

(The attachment is not related to black porn don't worry)

[Murt!]

RE4= pwnage. This game kicks all sorts of ass.

[TS]

Kailera is awful. My God, I was playing SFA3 and lagging behind like a full two seconds (which doesn't sound like much, but it's actually awful). And there was some queer named 'octonbogart' If there is a God, this homo lives in Sacramento, so I can school him in some offline A3 and rape his soul. If you're reading this somewhere...yeah. Be afraid.

[Murt!]

Why, good god, is black porn always greasy looking?

(The attachment is not related to black porn don't worry)


Another ending to that is "I got Pikachu. He can recharge."

[Mechanica]

Hell, I'm afraid. *activates CC*

[Nishiko]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (http://www.joystiq.com/entry/1234000740070838/) Too fucking good, omg. :clap:

[Murt!]

It was almost cloberrin' time when I poured some cereal only to find that we had no milk.:arazz:

[*InVeRs3*]

My cousin's neighbors thought I was a girl yesterday. IM GOING TO CUT MY HAIR TOMMOROW.

[TehNewGuy]

I think I have ADD for real lol, I cant seem to focus on shit lately, so I have to start it hella early or keep at it for longer than the average person to make any progress.

[Azrael]

The last two pages of this thread have me :rofl:'ing hard. Seriously.

Nish, dear, I could never push you down the stairs, ever. :lovin: :blush:

Seriously though, I wish I could show you guys the commercials Gogo's in now, cause it's just a mess. It looks like Beatrix Kiddo decided to do the Dschinghis Khan dance on her face before killing her. And I honestly don't remember her having THAT big a role in KB1...she violently killed a few people before getting taken out herself. Whoopee. Yellow Fever strikes again methinks.

[Roxie]

Well, it wasn't that it was very big, but it was very cool.
I think your forum is going to rise up and ip kill me Az.

[TS]

So keep doing it...

Fuck that kailera shit. I'm still pissed. I'm playing on a keyboard with crazy lag, and this fool is talking shit and telling me not to complain. If you're reading this: come to Evo. Best 2/3 $20. You can make it 3/5 after I beat you, and I'll allow 4/7, because I think it'd be funny. I will hurt your pride.


Loveline. Johnathan Davis from Korn was on tonight, good episode...I remember I was listening a few nights ago, and there was something that was unintentionall hillarious... This girl called up, she was like 25, and she says, "whenever me and my boyfriend have sex, he keeps trying to roll me over and give me anal sex. I tell him to stop, but he keeps trying..."


Okay.

#1: This shit had been going on for like a year. If someone was trying to penetrate my anus consistenly for like a year....? Yeah, I would put a stop to that reeeeal quick. I mean, it was her boyfriend, but sometimes you have to go Oz on somebody and just stab them in the neck...let 'em know...you don't fuck around.

#2, and this was what I thought was hillarious: the way she phrased it. She said he keeps trying to "give me anal sex." :rofl: LOL, "give." Like it's a gift or something...he's trying to PERPETRATE that shit. He's trying to GET AWAY with putting his dick in her ass. I love the idea that he's trying to force sodomy on some chick who doesn't want it, and she says "he keeps trying to give me anal sex." :rofl: That's a keeper.


Ah...I feel better now...

[Roxie]

Girlfriend Security Advisory System (http://www.epsilonminus.com/em/girlfriend/index.html)

[Nishiko]

Nish, dear, I could never push you down the stairs, ever. :lovin: :blush:
So you'd just push me, then. Good. <3 mah Negro Dominus so hord.

[TehNewGuy]

Damnit...I keep trying to do these two papers I have due today but whenever I try I always end up watching Rocky!

[Cisco]

Yeah, i've been staying home sick ever since Monday ... I had a high fever on monday but it only lasted for one day, the bad part is that the fever came witha heavy stomach ache w/c pretty much hasn't left. At first i thought it was a stomach flu since at monday i pretty much had wet/watery-like shit, but after monday i never really got that many urges or any accidents while passing gas and the pain still hasn't left. Last night i barely could sleep since the stomach ache pretty much was insane; i went to the doctor today and he couldn't 100% determine my illness. It's possible that it could be ulcers he said, anyway, i was given too shots plus some kind of minty fluid to help calm the pain. well it's about 4 hours after i took what was given and my stomach ache still exists as if nothing changed. I can barely put my body in a straight posture; i'm also feeling some shocks in my belly every time i make a foot step. I hope this isn't serious since i pretty much don't have a appetite, i want to eat but for some reason i just can't.

[FistsofFury]

So you'd just push me, then. Good. <3 mah Negro Dominus.


<3 Nish.

=Cats: Do they make a lot of noise? They don't chew things right? What about letting them out at night, does one do that with all cats? I'm totally ignorant of the feline.

=Where is Phae?!??!?!?

=I'm going to bed.

[Azrael]

I think your forum is going to rise up and ip kill me Az.
I think most people are using the white BG, and the pink is kind of hard to see.

So you'd just push me, then. Good. <3 mah Negro Dominus so hord.
...:sweat: :sweat:

Allright kids, it's time for you all to go to bed. Daddy Guile's got some work to do. *flexes muscles for the camera*

[TehNewGuy]

One day...I will make Az's Words of Wisdom, but until then, I remain lame and e-worthless!

[Murt!]

:rofl: (http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=926632&topic=24854732&page=0) <<<-Read the whole thread. TOO fucking funny.

[phae]

I watched episodes 09 - 22 of Bleach over the course of one day. I feel like my head may explode. I like it, but I don't.

I'm still at my fiance's house, and if i am here thursday at midnight i might be stuck here.. MTA is planning a strike! Whoa~

My mp3 server bot is back up on #nipponsei, i'm really psyched. As, the HD of Mephidross got wiped, and "OMEGA" was missing a big chunk of mp3s. So now I can get them all back.

My dad's girlfriend is getting me a sweet christmas present - a new mobo (+ faster processor!), a 512 stick of ram (that'll bring me up to 1 gig!), and the best gift ever..

her black alienware case.

She found out I really dislike my case (typical grey/black dell case), and she gutted out her alienware a while ago and keeps the case in the closet (she games on her blue Alienware laptop.. >_<), and she saw me gawking over the shiny sleekness that is the Alien.. and decided I deserve it.

What an awesome woman. Granted, I wanted the yellow alienware with the cooling lights so it glowed..

But, it seems that for Christmas, I will have to name my PC again :D

[Mark Beast]

sneakers have become an obsession for me.

this girl wants to sleep with me but i don't want to waste any money on alchohol or food for me or her because that could be money that goes towards the next pair of dunks i cop.
so in other words yes, because i already have a gf and i don't want to spend any money if i don't have to on other ppl, i turned down pussy.

i have a gf that i really, honestly don't want to buy a christmas gift for because of the same reason.

i need help.

(i'm not stupid i know i have to buy a christmas gift for my gf. *sigh*)

[Ne0phyte]

I think it's strange that you mentioned that you wouldn't sleep with her because of money before the fact that you already have a girlfriend =x

Not wasting money on a random girl when you have something better to spend it on and you have a girlfriend is fine. But not wanting to buy your girlfriend a gift because you want to save money for yourself is weird and greedy. The one person I can always spend money on no matter how broke I am or what I'd rather spend it on is my boyfriend. Shopping for yourself and others around Christmas is fine, but shopping for yourself instead of others is greedy. There's no way that you can do both? Being greedy isn't necessarily bad. But if you think it's a problem, find some way to work on it.
=I'm going to bed.
YOU ARE NOT IN BED! :mad:

[Mark Beast]

i totally understand. normally, well before i wasn't like that. i'd be all for that person. whatever to make that person happy, etc. lately its all about sneakers. no ordering out, spending money carelessly, etc. everything is a plan. no money is wasted. i'm on ebay sorting through fakes and authentic sneakers. i'm on niketalk looking at the buy/sell forums daily. i'm on hypebeast, iss, etc. etc.

when i talk to my gf 40% of what i say is about the latest dunk i'ma cop or did cop. its kinda crazy. after i cop these next dunks i'm going to give it a rest for awhile. its not healthy and i need to put more time in being a boyfriend and not a person going through the motions and putting my gf off to the side to go check niketalk. =/

[maxx]

wow madtv has been on since 1995...thats crazy. talk about a long running show.

[Dan?]

But, it seems that for Christmas, I will have to name my PC again :D

Name it Durendal.

[JackTenrac!]

Why, good god, is black porn always greasy looking?

(The attachment is not related to black porn don't worry)


Who do you choose? Not Pikachu.

MadTV survives for 10 years, yet In Living Color dies after 5 Seasons? Fox is going to hell.

[maxx]

wow even bloodraynes trailers look bad...its like a highschool kid produced them. no i take that back i went to a high school where we won a highschool emmy..or was it an oscar w/e it was prestigious. But w/e trailor looks shitty.

[*InVeRs3*]

nish, your avatar is top tier.

[Adam Warlock]

Why, good god, is black porn always greasy looking?

(The attachment is not related to black porn don't worry)

This shit is hilarious to me for some reason.

[Pained Auron]

getting wisdom teeth pulled fucking sucks

[Adam Warlock]

getting wisdom teeth pulled fucking sucks
It doesn't even hurt. It's just all the blood gets annoying until it closes up. Getting my wisdoms pulled was crazy. The doc said I had the longest roots he had seen on teeth, one of them SHATTERED and he spent 75% of the time I was in the surgery just picking out bone fragments. He didn't even give me stitches. The vicodin was on point though. I came to work and they sent me home because I was doped up lol

[phae]

It doesn't even hurt. It's just all the blood gets annoying until it closes up. Getting my wisdoms pulled was crazy. The doc said I had the longest roots he had seen on teeth, one of them SHATTERED and he spent 75% of the time I was in the surgery just picking out bone fragments. He didn't even give me stitches. The vicodin was on point though. I came to work and they sent me home because I was doped up lol

Never doubt the awesomness of Opiates! :rofl: :rofl:

I've had a LOT of dental work done (and I am technically NOT done yet, but I said "fuck it".. yes, Phae had some fucked up teeth.. I had braces from 4th grade until I was 17, not lying. I've had 3 teeth pulled too. My teeth shifted a bit because I did NOT want to get my wisdoms pulled.. but my wisdoms came in fine. All I have left now is a teeth bleaching or three because of the discoloration from the cement used for my braces, and getting the gap in the front of my teeth closed. Yes, phae has gapteeth.)

[Pained Auron]

one good thing about vicodin, it puts me to sleep

[Million]

That co-worker's ass was just looking too juicy today...like a glorious, gorgeous pumpkin-butt....jiggling perfectly with each step. I was tempted to rub one out to her on lunch, but it was actually too cold to seriously get into that today....yet another reason cold weather sucks....can't even enjoy a quick little "session" on lunch period.

...which brings me to this---checking out a fine hot ass like the one I just mentioned...it's like an instant, non-verbal macho-bonding moment. I was outside on break looking at this powerful, profound posterior...and then I noticed the construction guys in the area checking it out too. We all had that "deer in headlights" look for the entire time she was in our line of sight. I'll say it once more, as it's just the truth---a cute whitegirl with serious Booty™ is truly a sight to behold. It is magic.

It's still odd trying to describe how she looks....I'd say...not only a little Misty Mundae-ish...but she also appears to have a little Anne Coulter mixed in...but not to worry...I speak of a younger, much hotter Anne. Her ass is looking more plump than ever...it's a good thing she stopped smoking.(*she was frail when indulging that stupid, nasty ass habit.) I will most likely pound one out to this girl later on tonight. I only wish I could tell her about it without it leading to a trip to HR and the inevitable "fired for sexual harassment" situation.

Also today...I figured out an interesting screen on our system...a screen I can use to find someone simply off a name! This has been quite interesting, as I've looked up 3 or 4 people I knew back home already...I've seen all kinds of info on them because of it. I noticed a higher-up using it, and made a mental notation of what screen he was using when looking up a particular claimant.

[evilcrusher]

wish i could inject some novacaine into my dick. that would be great.

then try to fuck all night, beat off, something sex related for amusement while very
very
very
numb.
or just start to fuck as that wird feeling is coming back to your nerves. now that would be great

[Adam Warlock]

wish i could inject some novacaine into my dick. that would be great.

If you've got money to waste massage blow on the head.

[JackTenrac!]

getting wisdom teeth pulled fucking sucks

Aww yeah. Same here, man. Well, it really does not after the first two hours. Had an extraction last weekend since the tooth needed to be pulled out. The others will be done through surgery.

Don't worry, phae. We still love..uh.. you.

[TehNewGuy]

God...why did I beat off before I started this paper? Now I have no motivation to do it whatsoever. Fap:1 Me:0

[TS]

My Yahoo account gets 100x more spam than actual e-mails. I've had the e-mail address posted on an old website, for years, but over like the past two years...I'm flooded with spam. Not like "make ur cack bigger GUARANTEEDE," but like...child pornography spam. Crazy. Is there a place I can forward these (besides Gaia Online) so they can be reported or something...?

Was just on Friendster for the first time in a couple years; there is even spam on Friendster. Some chick sent me a message ("18/F," of course) saying how she liked my profile, and we should chat sometime.

...I don't have a profile on Friendster. I just signed up because a friend was on there. So I go to the site "she" links to, and it's some bullshit about her hobbies, etc, and then there's a bigass link at the bottom about how I should check out her webcam site.

Stairs...

[genotox]

Why is the supervisor always dumber than the supervisee?

[Adam Warlock]

Why is the supervisor always dumber than the supervisee?
Simple. Because in American business, you rise to the level of your incompetence. You do your job well, you get a promotion. Do that job well, get another promotion. It's when you get to a job that you suck at that they stop promoting you.

[RoninChaos]

I think most people are using the white BG, and the pink is kind of hard to see.


...:sweat: :sweat:

Allright kids, it's time for you all to go to bed. Daddy Guile's got some work to do. *flexes muscles for the camera*


I can't believe you just said that. "Daddy Guile"?

Are you serious?

One day...I will make Az's Words of Wisdom, but until then, I remain lame and e-worthless!

Yeah, being on his Words of Wisedom quote thing thing inflates your E-penis 10 points. I've been on there a few times so I'm guessing if I end up on there one or two more times my E-Cock will be big enough to block out the sun.

[FistsofFury]

It seems to me most people do the most 'growing up' in the years between 12 and 22. As a 19 year old going on 20 I look at the average 13 year old as a snot-nosed kid who hasn't really lived yet (Not saying my negro ass is wise or anything). When I'm 25 will I look at the average 19 year old that way? When I'm 30 will I see a 24 year old like that?

As far as I know...'old folks' seem to be on pretty even ground. From 25 up to about retirement age people are treated as equals. But I guess I need to live a little more to find out.

[phae]

I can't believe you just said that. "Daddy Guile"?

Are you serious?



Yeah, being on his Words of Wisedom quote thing thing inflates your E-penis 10 points. I've been on there a few times so I'm guessing if I end up on there one or two more times my E-Cock will be big enough to block out the sun.

Your e-cock already blocks out the sun, Leigh. Come on now.

And hey, I'm in your sig. My e-tits have grown to superior proportions. I win!

[FistsofFury]

And hey, I'm in your sig. My e-tits have grown to superior proportions. I win!


Don't worry phae, everyone on the internet has an e-cock. The Web don't discriminate.

[Adam Warlock]

Yeah, being on his Words of Wisedom quote thing thing inflates your E-penis 10 points. I've been on there a few times so I'm guessing if I end up on there one or two more times my E-Cock will be big enough to block out the sun.

Your e-cock already blocks out the sun, Leigh. Come on now.

And hey, I'm in your sig. My e-tits have grown to superior proportions. I win!
Oooh! oooh! I wanna flex the e-cock! I was in words of wisdom, I'm quoted in countless sigs, and I broke the battle poll. My E-nis is HUGE. Pass me my e-magnum.


It seems to me most people do the most 'growing up' in the years between 12 and 22. As a 19 year old going on 20 I look at the average 13 year old as a snot-nosed kid who hasn't really lived yet (Not saying my negro ass is wise or anything). When I'm 25 will I look at the average 19 year old that way? When I'm 30 will I see a 24 year old like that?

As far as I know...'old folks' seem to be on pretty even ground. From 25 up to about retirement age people are treated as equals. But I guess I need to live a little more to find out.


For me, the mindest hasn't changed much, just the range. For instance when I was 16, I'd look at 13 and below and 19 and above differently. When I turned 25, it became 18 and below and over 30. I don't really feel like I'm "grown" so to speak. Hard to describe. I'm definitely an adult, but sometimes I have to stop and remind myself like "Oh shit! I'm 26!"

[phae]

Oooh! oooh! I wanna flex the e-cock! I was in words of wisdom, I'm quoted in countless sigs, and I broke the battle poll. My E-nis is HUGE. Pass me my e-magnum.

Your e-nis is so huge it just broke my router. Damn son, damn.

[Rioting Soul]

Somebody in the G4 crew is a jew. But I don't know who. It's just a feeling I have.

this girl wants to sleep with me but i don't want to waste any money on alchohol or food for me or her because that could be money that goes towards the next pair of dunks i cop.

Then why don't you just sleep with her and not buy alcohol or food?

So, The King has the ability to increase in size now.

[TehNewGuy]

When I pull out my E-meat, the frame rate of the world slows down to 20fps. Either that or causes the world to crash, luckily that hasnt happened for a couple thousand of years now.

[RoninChaos]

Your e-cock already blocks out the sun, Leigh. Come on now.

And hey, I'm in your sig. My e-tits have grown to superior proportions. I win!

Time to e-titty-fuck them.

And to the rest of you, quit fucking up my joke!

[phae]

Time to e-titty-fuck them.

And to the rest of you, quit fucking up my joke!

But you can't e-titty fuck me properly when i'm trying to bake you a cheesecake! Come on now, can't it wait? :P

[Dan?]

Judging by the response around here, my e-cock makes people laugh.

Ow...my pride...

[Airthrow]

...which brings me to this---checking out a fine hot ass like the one I just mentioned...it's like an instant, non-verbal macho-bonding moment.

So fucking true. I can't remember how many times me and some random dude have met eyes after we both are looking at some girl's ass or rack, and give the knowing, approving look. It's like bonding in your masculinity.

I remember this one time this HUGE NICE ASS on this girl, I was walking behind her, and the guy did a DOUBLE TAKE as she passed, and I passed by and gave him the thumbs up and he laughed. :tup:

[Nemesis00]

What would you call the Jetsons if they were black?

*******.

Goodnight everyone, and drive safe.

[Murt!]

What would you call the Jetsons if they were black?

*******.

Goodnight everyone, and drive safe.

hurhurhur that's a goodun!:rolleyes:

[Airthrow]

I'm number 36 on Hyper SF2 for this week on Xbox live! :karate:


.....Shut up, I'm proud of myself. :sad:

[Azrael]

How'd my sig get to be such coveted real estate anyway?

I'm gonna start quoting myself. My e-penis needs love too.

[Septimus Prime]

You know what I really hate? "The fact that." It's an absolutely useless phrase, and anywhere where it is used can be written better without it.

[Septimus Prime]

So, since no one's posting, I guess I'll post again.

I love that airplane thread. I posted a verbatim copy on Nissanclub, and it went from "No, it won't take off. You're stupid," to a 100+ reply thread within three days. :lol:

On another note, I don't really like that same thread that we have here, though.

[*InVeRs3*]

I hate sitting on the bus and have someone sitting across you. Like one time, I looked at this person A LITTLE too long. like .5 seconds too long. It's usually 1 full second for the length of time it's ok to look at someone. Or maybe you're looking to the left or to the right of their head, one or two heads away from their head, and they think that you're looking at them.

1.1, ok. 1.3, errr....hmmmm.

But 1.5....why are you staring at me!!

Sometimes this happens with a girl, we have a tacit conversation. No talking at all. Just body language. They either tell you "wtf are you lookin' at!" or a "oh..hehe, hi!"

But with a guy it's even stranger. You usually get an "uh...is this guy a switch hitter? Fool's creeping me out" look. Then you look away from each other. Awkwardly. Naturally, people will look back at you if you gaze at them for a bit too long, sometimes they stare back at you for .3 seconds or so, as a wtf. And then I start to think "maybe HE'S a switch hitter." So we awkardly wonder if we're gay.

But maybe I'm fucking crazy and think too much. Does this happen to any of you? I just want to confirm if i'm crazy or not.

[Wellman]

Why is Hateful Smurf so damn hateful?

[TS]

Why is Hateful Smurf so damn hateful?
Blue balls.

[Murt!]

Why is Hateful Smurf so damn hateful?

If they peed in MY coke I'd be hateful too.

[Dan?]

If they peed in MY coke I'd be hateful too.

Looks like you need to start being hateful.[/pee]

[JackTenrac!]

I think my cautious is everyone elses' careless. Gotta paint my laptop. It's getting embarassing. Me just thinkin out loud as I study for a final.

Looks like you need to start being hateful.[/pee]

Custom tags, Dan?:rofl:

[phae]

Ok. Quick update on Xbox360 Guy, as he will be referred to on SRK.

He IM'd me tonight (like, 10 mins ago).. like "Hey, lemme pick you up lets hang out"

me: "wtf it's 4:20 in the morning.."
him: "Yea, and?"
me: "bitch i'm TIRED."
him: "So? You can sleep here."
me: "Uhh.. no."

But I did start convincing him to come with me to a rave on Saturday. He's a raver too, and so it'll be fun. More fun if he decides to drive into the city, which will be SOOO much more convenient. Even moreso if i can get him to pick up two of my gamer friends to go too. Yay.

I saw this, and I thought of SRK:
http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-710.png

[FistsofFury]

Ok. Quick update on Xbox360 Guy, as he will be referred to on SRK.

He IM'd me tonight (like, 10 mins ago).. like "Hey, lemme pick you up lets hang out"

me: "wtf it's 4:20 in the morning.."
him: "Yea, and?"
me: "bitch i'm TIRED."
him: "So? You can sleep here."
me: "Uhh.. no."



He wants you to be a guest in his meat palace.

[Airthrow]

It's funny when 800 guys will tell a girl that the guy she thinks is just her friend wants to fuck her, and then she will act all shocked when he drops hints that he, in fact, wants to fuck her.

Also funny how girls are so unable to detect when a guy is being fake, but any guy can easily tell he is being fake just to get a girl.

Keep it up ladies, deny deny deny.

[FistsofFury]

Right. I wouldn't invite a girl over to my place at 4:20 in the morning unless I was trying to hit it. No other reason to.

[TS]

Let me put this the most delicate way I can:

He wants to stick his dick in your box.

You inviting him to go raving, of all things, makes him think this might happen.

He's inviting you over at 4 in the morning...he likes you. You know it, probably. You're inviting him to go raving...you're doing the same thing, so what do you think HE thinks?

You are fucking with this guy, whether the Friendzoning is temorary or not.

[FistsofFury]

You are fucking with this guy, whether the Friendzoning is temorary or not.


But what do you do in those situations? You think the person is a nice person and enjoy hanging out with them but they are catching feelings.

Yeah you can cut off all ties but sometimes that's a little too drastic.

[Ne0phyte]

lol Phae stop friendzoning people! I have an urge to paste a conversation from a guy that unintentionally got friendzoned by me who had to be shot down quick, fast and in a hurry.

him: anyway tell me why does it matter sooo much?
me: Because I don't like you!
him: ok
him: but you have a b/f so im think, thats why
me: That's why what?
him: nevermind ~JESUS!
me: No Jesus!
me: I'm not gonna be friends with you till you don't like me anymore.
him: well fine then, thats pretty mindless and uhhhh childish
me: What?
me: You don't make any sense.
him: "blah blah blah, ill only be your friend if you dont like me." what the fuck!
me: !?
me: What the fuck!
me: Why would I be friends with someone that likes me!
him (9:36:30 PM): let me ask you why do you even want to be my friend?
me (9:36:30 PM): You're fucking stupid
him (9:36:47 PM): no you are
him (9:37:42 PM): well why? tell me
me (9:38:27 PM): I am not stupid.
me (9:38:35 PM): I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS THAT LIKE ME.
me (9:38:57 PM): I don't even care that much to be your friend, cause all you ever do around me is compliment me and act dumb.
him (9:39:23 PM): well im sorry then
him (9:39:51 PM): fuck why do you have to act soo fuckin mean about it?
me (9:40:05 PM): Because!
me (9:40:13 PM): For like a month I've told you that?
him (9:42:42 PM): no i mean if i didnt act dumb and all that i liked you and shit, why would you want to be my friend? i dont know why a girl like you would hang out with a guy like me, so i guess thats why i like you, i mean youre really cool and you got looks and you hang out with me, so thats why. but i just wanna know why you even chose to hang out with me, i thought for sure you wouldnt even give me the time of day
him (9:43:10 PM): :-(
me (9:44:43 PM): ok...
him (9:45:24 PM): well please tell me why you would me MY friend
me (9:45:31 PM): Well why not!
me (9:45:54 PM): You know I don't have anyone here!
him (9:46:08 PM): oh
me (9:46:16 PM): Why is it such a big deal for me to want you as a friend but not a boyfriend?
him (9:46:53 PM): well i thought that it might be because im just a little worth while, sorry i didnt know it was because you just needed anyone:-(
me (9:47:48 PM): you are!
me (9:47:54 PM): I do want you to be my friend omg!
him (9:48:18 PM): i just dont want it to be because you dont have anyone here
me (9:48:34 PM): It isn't.
me (9:49:32 PM): I DO LIKE YOU AND WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU! But not if you keep liking me.
me (9:52:38 PM): It makes me uncomfortable and stuff.
him (9:53:46 PM): sorry
(random convo)
me (10:19:04 PM): you know I'm not trying to be mean, I've just been in a situation where someone likes me and I don't and it only gets worse. And I really really don't want that to happen again.
him (10:19:27 PM): ok
him (10:20:50 PM): later
me (10:20:59 PM): Yup

...how annoying. Don't let that ish happen. This guy professed his love to me to my sister, ugh it was embarassing. Haven't spoken to him in several months, we don't even live in the same state anymore, and the last couple times I ran into him he completely blew me off and stuff. So yeah, those feelings can go away if you are firm with the person and just be responsible and don't hang around them.

Cutting off ties may be drastic, but so is someone falling all over you when you want nothing to do with them, ever.

[Airthrow]

Good for you.

[TS]

But what do you do in those situations? You think the person is a nice person and enjoy hanging out with them but they are catching feelings.

Yeah you can cut off all ties but sometimes that's a little too drastic.


Yeah I just read ne0's post and I got to the second line, and said "God DAMN, SON!!" out loud...so you can maybe go a bit too far.

But, she basically has the right idea...be clear....CRAZY clear. If you don't like the guy in that way...let him know. No "maybe" or even "if" or "you'd be the type of guy I WOULD like..." If you think he won't stick around, knowing that he will never, not EVER get any...well, you're probably just keeping him around to make yourelf feel good- because you like the attention he pays you (because he wants to BANG you).

But, with phae's situation, I don't know if he's really into her, or he'd just like a slice of the pie.

[kcxj]

These internet videos made by the people the US military is fighting against in the Middle East sure are violent. What the heck does "Allah alakbar" mean and why are the people always chanting it repeatedly like they just busted a nut or are about to eat somebody's brains?

The "Juba" sniper video can be googled and shows a ton of US military being killed. Many are army tankers that just happened to poke their heads out of the turret. Others are marines standing guard duty, unaware that they're being taped, and in serious danger. The footage of the tanker/humvee turret guy eating his sandwich before he's shot in the head is particularly disturbing.

Everytime I see something about the news about US soldiers being killed in Iraq, it's always because of IEDs, friendly fire, or some kind of mechnical accident. The army must be holding back more information about US personel being killed by enemy fire/snipers than I thought. I'm so glad I'm not over there now.

Those execution by dull knife videos were horrible enough. Now I'm seeing all sorts of car bomb videos (ramadi.wmv), sniper attacks, and footage of Americans killing people with "get some!", no remorse, "this is a turkey shoot!" attitude also and it's just as disturbing to me.

There was a story on CNN the other day that talked about how southern Iraq was the safest and most peaceful part of the country were people can live their every day lives. The reason isn't because of Iraqi police or US/UK military though. It's the local militias/Mahdi Army loyal to the Sadr guy that's keeping all the peace. Aside from a clean drinking water problem, life is finally normal there for the residents without having to worry about random violence. Kind of reminds me of those Brazilian slums/favelas shown in "City of God" where the drug dealers control everything and police don't dare enter.

[Ne0phyte]

The thing with my uh, guy was that I really didn't like him at all. We only hung out outside of work a handful of times, and at work we'd just sit and talk about our lives, politics, music, whatever. And anytime he discovered we had something in common his eyes probably lit up and his heart skipped a beat, whereas I was just like "cool". So it wasn't that hard for me to tell him what I thought and hurt his feelings a bit because he just annoyed the hell out of me. It'd be harder if we were actually friends like it seems Phae and Xbox 360 guy are.

He was crazy! Him talking to my sister (if anyone's interested of course!):

Guy (4:15:29 AM): i think i pissed jackey off
Guy (4:20:32 AM): you there/
My sister (4:23:35 AM): sorry
My sister (4:23:39 AM): pc is fucked
My sister (4:23:45 AM): how did you piss her off
Guy (4:23:49 AM): ahhh i see
Guy (4:23:52 AM): well
Guy (4:23:59 AM): she knows i like her
Guy (4:24:17 AM): and i cant ghelp but tell her and like
Guy (4:24:27 AM): flirt a little
Guy (4:24:46 AM): and i mean damn i wish she would go for me
Guy (4:25:08 AM): i know how hard long distance realtionships can be
My sister (4:26:00 AM): i see
My sister (4:26:02 AM): well a few things
My sister (4:26:10 AM): 1) jackey's in a relationship
My sister (4:26:18 AM): 2) she's a bit too young for you i assume
My sister (4:26:50 AM): 3) she's not at all the flirty cutesy type and she's not one of those girls who likes a lot of attention from boys
My sister (4:28:56 AM): so she probably doesnt respond to your flirting very kindly
Guy (4:29:21 AM): i see
Guy (4:29:23 AM): wel
Guy (4:29:29 AM): shes 18
Guy (4:29:32 AM): im 20
Guy (4:29:44 AM): is that, that big of a difference?
My sister (4:30:02 AM): not really but she's emotionally pretty young
Guy (4:31:14 AM): she said that her and eric broke up, now whether she was joking or not i stilll wish that i could actually make her life in virginia be a little worthwhile
My sister (4:32:43 AM): belive me, her life here is more worthwile than she makes it seem. even if she doesnt realize it herself. but either way she hasnt been in a lot of relationships and im sure she's still pretty hung up on eric even though they "broke up"
My sister (4:32:59 AM): she just wants some friends and people to hang out with, not boys offering her dick
Guy (4:33:46 AM): thats not what i want to giver her
Guy (4:34:07 AM): i want to give her some compassion and hapiness
Guy (4:34:21 AM): i lost my girl recently
Guy (4:34:31 AM): like 3 months ago
Guy (4:35:26 AM): and jackey just nocks me out, shes so smart, she very outspoken, shes different from all the girls, and she is very beautiful!
Guy (4:35:40 AM): GOD
Guy (4:35:43 AM): i mean
Guy (4:35:48 AM): i wish
Guy (4:36:13 AM): that she would maby think about giving me a chance
My sister (4:37:13 AM): i know, she's a lovely person
My sister (4:37:51 AM): and i know how you feel but she wont appreciate you pushing
My sister (4:39:24 AM): what she needs is some friends, plain and simple. and you can care about her without flirting so much
My sister (4:39:31 AM): those are the best friends she has, honestly
Guy (4:41:42 AM): i see
Guy (4:41:53 AM): i feel bad about that
My sister (4:42:18 AM): sorry, you mind IMing me on my sn, i know jackey would kill me
My sister (4:42:48 AM): ---------------
Guy (4:44:23 AM): hold on
Guy (4:53:10 AM): ahhh nevermind
Guy (4:53:21 AM): does she say that i upset her?
My sister (4:53:40 AM): i dunno if i should say, i really shouldnt even be talking to you =P
Guy (4:53:49 AM): why?
Guy (4:53:54 AM): i dopnt get it?
Guy (4:54:08 AM): am i bad or something lol
My sister (4:54:20 AM): no but im telling you she REALLY doesnt like the flirting
Guy (4:54:31 AM): i know
Guy (4:54:42 AM): i feel bad about it too
Guy (4:54:44 AM): but
Guy (4:55:09 AM): i wish that i had a girl like jackey
Guy (4:55:25 AM): i wish i had jackey
Guy (4:55:34 AM): i feel sooo stupid!
My sister (4:55:54 AM): you're not stupid, you're just human
Guy (4:56:39 AM): She is really great, and She makes things get brighter when i talk, see and alot of times think about her
My sister (4:57:02 AM): i know
Guy (4:57:19 AM): yah im sure she told you
My sister (4:57:26 AM): to be honest, and not being vain here, me and my sisters are all really special, we get that from our ma
Guy (4:57:45 AM): im glad about that tho
My sister (4:57:50 AM): like...we've all had bfs that just couldnt let go or something
Guy (4:57:59 AM): well
My sister (4:58:04 AM): we're all like that, smart and outspoken and opinionated and confident
Guy (4:58:28 AM): i hopw tha jackey will see some goodness in me that wil let her see
Guy (4:58:50 AM): how nice and worthy i am
My sister (4:58:54 AM): hehe
My sister (4:58:56 AM): she knows
My sister (4:59:07 AM): but it's just a turnoff that you wanna be with her
My sister (4:59:13 AM): i know its twisted............but thats jackey
Guy (4:59:20 AM): your sister nocks me on my ass whith how much i like her!
Guy (4:59:22 AM): ok
Guy (4:59:30 AM): well
My sister (4:59:31 AM): i believe you
Guy (4:59:36 AM): can you help me
Guy (4:59:51 AM): i wanna give her the things she deserves
Guy (5:00:22 AM): like a good deal of happiness and a smile , that no matter what jjst drives me up the wall
My sister (5:01:28 AM): sorry, i really can't help you there. i can't make her like you
My sister (5:01:52 AM): maybe you need to stop chasing so hard and give her some space
My sister (5:02:01 AM): you never know, maybe she'll come to you
Guy (5:03:01 AM): i dont wat you to, i just want her to realise that what she might need is leaving the place she works soon
My sister (5:03:16 AM): why would she need to leave
My sister (5:08:02 AM): ??
Guy (5:09:21 AM): i am leaving
Guy (5:09:38 AM): friendlys]
Guy (5:11:26 AM): and i want to be her boyfriend honestly, She is just a very great girl, I wish that She felt the same, I wish that I could hold her in my arms
My sister (5:12:23 AM): oh, gotcha
My sister (5:12:26 AM): i know how you feel
My sister (5:12:29 AM): and i know it sucks
My sister (5:13:08 AM): but you gotta realize as well that your being so affectionate is gonna drive her further away from you...and we know you dont want that
Guy (5:14:12 AM): right
Guy (5:14:24 AM): but i feel alot for her
Guy (5:14:40 AM): and its hard because im a hopeless romantic
My sister (5:15:24 AM): i understand...unfortunately jackey is not =(
Guy (5:15:28 AM): and your sister is soooooooo captivating that it makes me want to scream
My sister (5:16:19 AM): i know my love but we know what you gotta do
My sister (5:16:57 AM): im really sorry. if i had a magic wand i'd make it all better
My sister (5:19:07 AM): she really is a special girl, shes like my best friend. but thats really all she wants from you, a friend. you just gotta respect that. and if you gain her trust and just be a nice guy instead of a pushy jackass she'll like you a lot more
My sister (5:19:20 AM): not saying you're a jackass but you know
My sister (5:19:42 AM): but i know how you feel 100%
Guy (5:21:51 AM): well thank you
Guy (5:23:01 AM): its hard to just be a friend to someone when you want to be the one to tell them goodnight everynight before they go to sleep on the phone
Guy (5:23:11 AM): or
Guy (5:24:41 AM): to kiss them because you know that they are so very great and that the way their eyes look when yours connect with theirs just makes you crazier
Guy (5:25:15 AM): i feel prety stupid right now
My sister (5:25:35 AM): nah. you're just a sweet person =)
My sister (5:25:49 AM): i understand
Guy (5:25:56 AM): telling the sister of the girl that i so very deeply wish i was with, all these things
My sister (5:26:19 AM): it's cool, i dont mind listening
Guy (5:26:26 AM): oh
Guy (5:26:41 AM): wel;l what has she said about all the flirting?
My sister (5:27:45 AM): well im not gonna quote her or anything but she would appreciate it if you backed off a little. and i know it's gonna be hard for you but maybe your time apart will help you cool down a bit
My sister (5:28:19 AM): i mean you can still keep in touch and hang out every now and then or whatever. but being away from her will help you with the lovesickness
Guy (5:32:13 AM): yah i know]
Guy (5:32:52 AM): how was her last b/f able to get her, was he a rocket scientist?
My sister (5:33:20 AM): no, he was a dork who doesnt know how to talk to girls
Guy (5:33:42 AM): damn i feel illiterate then
Guy (5:33:53 AM): i must be a mondo dork
My sister (5:34:08 AM): no. you're just trying too hard
Guy (5:34:14 AM): oh
Guy (5:34:29 AM): wel i want your sister bad thats all i guess
My sister (5:34:33 AM): and even if she did like you back she just got out of a relationship so she's need some time
Guy (5:34:41 AM): i know
Guy (5:34:54 AM): and i dont want to push her
My sister (5:35:03 AM): i know you do. i think she's just not really used to that, it makes her feel wierd when guys act so forward
Guy (5:35:22 AM): oh
My sister (5:35:28 AM): if a guy honks at her on the street she gets pissed
Guy (5:35:40 AM): ahhh i see
My sister (5:35:59 AM): plus she's real shy
Guy (5:36:26 AM): i can be myself
Guy (5:39:07 AM): thanks for the advice
Guy (5:39:12 AM): i gotta go tho
My sister (5:39:19 AM): anytime
Guy (5:39:35 AM): id like to think that her and i might work someday
Guy (5:39:43 AM): :-D
My sister (5:39:45 AM): well dont give up hope but be realistic
Guy (5:40:39 AM): indeed
Guy (5:40:53 AM): goodnight ok

[Million]

^despite being the posterboy "FriendZoning victim", for some reason I seem to take a sick pleasure in reading the pain of other guys in the exact same situations....it may be due to my general hatred of human nature....and perhaps a little bit of me being a terrible person sometimes...whatever the case, yeah...this highly amusing.

offering her dick
Guy (4:33:46 AM): thats not what i want to giver her *COUGHBULLSHITCOUGH*

In other randomness---I've been trying to stretch 3 dollars(*all that's in my wallet+change) out over this week, but it's just not working. I will either have lunch OR a good dinner today....so I have to hit the ATM at some point today.

-it really sucks that one of my favorite upskirt(*and other TnA content) sites of all time appears to be dead. For the past 2 months now it has been nothing but a stupid "referral-link" site with NO new content. :sad:

SRK Arcade ---that wordsearch game....I don't understand why I'm so terrible at that...back in school when we did those things with pen/pencil and paper, or in some "activity book" or whatever...I was THE SHIT at those. I always had the puzzle/wordsearches completed well before the rest of the class.

Frogger still sucks.
Zelda Memory game is fun.
*I have contacts...but I have been too lazy to even put them in for....well damn...I've only worn them TWICE in the entire 9 months I've been here.
*I'm so fascinated by myself....I love me. When engaging in conversation, I actually have to make the effort to avoid making the whole conversation about me.

[S.a.g.a]

It's funny when 800 guys will tell a girl that the guy she thinks is just her friend wants to fuck her, and then she will act all shocked when he drops hints that he, in fact, wants to fuck her.

Also funny how girls are so unable to detect when a guy is being fake, but any guy can easily tell he is being fake just to get a girl.

Keep it up ladies, deny deny deny.

:rofl:

Exactly. Our divining rods will spot it a few countries away without any effort. After all, the bullshit is pea soup thick by the time we get to it. It doesn't take but a few seconds to notice it. Maybe fifteen minutes to confirm, max. I try to inform my female friends of Milton Bradlies beforehand, but most of them aren't hearing me.

Shrug. Works for me. Eventually the mystery is solved when their "friends" suddenly call them up drunk wondering whether or not they're going to finally fuck, or scheming for nude pictures on AIM. :rofl: And it's always hilarious how quickly you end up a hero afterwards. We aren't doing anything special, persay, but moments like those remain one of the few instances where honesty actually pays.

Personally, I don't have the time or tolerance for that kiddie ninja bullshit though. Never have. Especially when 90% of the time I literally find myself having to flirt heavily with a girl just to muster a decent conversation out of most of them.

Everybody wants to feel "pretty."
Everybody wants to be swept off their feet.
Everybody wants to feel hot and sexy.

...Give me a break. I don't see anybody unattractive or otherwise breaking their neck to return the favor on the street, but whatever. That's how it is. Shit had to on point initially. Believe that.

Because of irritating crap like that, I strive to remain as honest as possible with any type of relationship I share with a female. It cuts waaay too many corners in half not to notice provided you garner enough wit at your disposal.. or a connection with the person to make it work for you.

If I'm sexually attracted... I'm going to make that known from the get-go without pressuring anybody and let them decide for themselves whatever they want. If they want it in future? Cool. If they'd rather not get into that? Works for me too. Most of the time I just want somebody moderately attractive that I can chill with. The few that want to rape me have consistantly been the only ones with which a honest connection between both personalities is shared.

The rest of them just hang around to "hang around." I'm regarded as filler for them whenever their friends aren't around. :bluu:

IMO, if you want to fuck, then just dust off your balls and inform them.

If you think you've got it like that, you had better prove it or stop whining before I get curious.

[arcticninja]

These internet videos made by the people the US military is fighting against in the Middle East sure are violent. What the heck does "Allah alakbar" mean and why are the people always chanting it repeatedly like they just busted a nut or are about to eat somebody's brains?



Well, literally "Allah Akbar" means "God is Great", but a better translation would be "Praise the Lord".

It's kind of the all-purpose Muslim chant I guess =\

[Adam Warlock]

Well, literally "Allah Akbar" means "God is Great", but a better translation would be "Praise the Lord".

It's kind of the all-purpose Muslim chant I guess =\

Actually, it's "Allahu Akbar" and it literally means "God is the greatest."

[Azrael]

I would sacrifice a small child if it would make people stop emailing me about Hard Gay.

I went on a marathon today and watched the last 15 episodes of Full Metal Alchemist. I'd heard people say the ending sucked, but I thought it was rather good. The anime did take a very different path from the manga though.

I'm going to sleep 2-3 hours early today. Whee!

[arcticninja]

*actually*, I speak Arabic, and that's pretty much splitting hairs.

[Adam Warlock]

*actually*, I speak Arabic, and that's pretty much splitting hairs.
Good for you, but you still got the phrase wrong. I've never heard someone say just "allah akbar" Is it even correct without the "U"? And it's not splitting hairs because it's a very important distinction. It's important to note in the praise that god is greater than ALL. That's what the phrase means and is meant to say. God is above everything. Not just great.

If I'm wrong I'm wrong, I don't pretend to speak Arabic. I just have quite a few muslim friends.

[S.a.g.a]

I'm honestly thinking about creating a new account and ditching this one. Mainly because I want my old name back. And Wiz ain't about to shell out anymore name changes, so I might as well get it done.

I'm not a huge fan of rep and post counts or join dates anyway. Not like anybody outside of AIM windows religiously inquires what my SRK handle is anyway. :rofl:

[Adam Warlock]

I'm honestly thinking about creating a new account and ditching this one. Mainly because I want my old name back. And Wiz ain't about to shell out anymore name changes, so I might as well get it done.

I'm not a huge fan of rep and post counts or join dates anyway. Not like anybody outside of AIM windows religiously inquires what my SRK handle is anyway. :rofl:
Buy a year of premium and check out their forums first...

[S.a.g.a]

I've had a year of premium once before. Stabby bought it for me. The novelty wore off soon after I had it.

The only thing I really miss is the avatar limit.

[arcticninja]

Good for you, but you still got the phrase wrong. I've never heard someone say just "allah akbar" Is it even correct without the "U"? And it's not splitting hairs because it's a very important distinction. It's important to note in the praise that god is greater than ALL. That's what the phrase means and is meant to say. God is above everything. Not just great.

If I'm wrong I'm wrong, I don't pretend to speak Arabic. I just have quite a few muslim friends.


It's not that important of a distinction. It's just how you choose to write it out in English, it really doesn't make much of a difference. I know it's supposed to mean "God is Greatest", but if you translate it literally, it just says "God is Great". As we both know, that's not a great translation as it doesn't quite get the right meaning across.

Be that as it may, we're still arguing semantics.

[Dan?]

If I'm sexually attracted... I'm going to make that known from the get-go without pressuring anybody and let them decide for themselves whatever they want.

You didn't let me decide! I mean, sure I wanted it anyway, but you never took the time to ask! It's cause I'm white, isn't it? ISN'T IT!?!?

As to Phae's goings-on, this is not a surprise. Obviously he is fiending, and has been fiending for quite some time. As Ne0 demonstrated, a small amount of kindness can go much, much, much farther than intended.

Straight up being like WTFBBQNOMOREHANGINGOUT is too extreme. Still, you need to shoot this business down, like some SDF-1 in the core of the Zentraedi space-station firing off reflex warheads. Then you just throw up your fiance-barrier and bug out. If you don't lay down the law quick, his member is going to be trying to sign up an account with your sexbox ad infinitum.

[S.a.g.a]

...Yes, Dan.

...I'm not undressing for your amusement... Dan.

...I'm screening all of my calls now because of you, Dan.

...I lost the Johnson Account because of you... Dan.

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT MEANT TO ME!!! :sad:

LOVE DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMO FOR THE CARNATION INSTANT BREAKFAIST!

Stop calling me... Dan.

It was good while it lasted but you just HAD to touch the hair, didn't you?! DIDN'T YOU BITCH?!!!!!!! DIDN'T YOU?!!!!! :mad:

...

Annnnnnnnnnddddd...

*Scene*

[Dan?]

...Yes, Dan.

...I'm not undressing for your amusement... Dan.

...I'm screening all of my calls now because of you, Dan.

LOVE DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMO FOR THE CARNATION INSTANT BREAKFAIST!

Stop calling me... Dan.

It was good while it lasted but you just HAD to touch the hair, didn't you?! DIDN'T YOU?!!!!!!! :mad:

...

Annnnnnnnnnddddd... *Scene*

Fine! IT'S OVER!!!

I guess we can just be friends or something. You wanna come over and play XBox 360?

[S.a.g.a]

...Yeah, sure.

I'm gonna go get some burgers and Skittles. ^_^

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Throwin' it back like woah.

Now that's what's up.

[Lantis]

Throwin' it back like woah.

Now that's what's up.

You forgot the dark blue font.

PHAILED. :tdown:

[phae]

Oh man.

Ok. He's known since the jump off i'm in a serious relationship and I have NO INTENT of persuing anything further. I've made it crystal clear ("I have a fiance. I have no intention on spoiling the sanctity of my relationship."), so there's no way he's getting lead on.

Honestly, I don't think he wants a girlfriend.. he's not trying to hit on me, really. If he is, it's shameful. It's like, D-Game. Phae only accepts A-game.

As for the rave thing, raves are social gatherings of friends, getting together to dance, drink, and dance some more. I don't see where the whole "lol u invited him to a rave", i invite TONS of my friends to raves. There's no problem with it. Plus, it'll be with Desmond I think, and we're all gamers so there'll be shit to talk about.

Yay.

I'm addicted to maplestory again. Fuck.

[Adam Warlock]

And to the rest of you, quit fucking up my joke!
Separate is not equal!

[phae]

I re-regged on Gamefaqs. I don't know why. I'm probably gonna write some reviews and call it a day..

[mastermind]

I would sacrifice a small child if it would make people stop emailing me about Hard Gay.

Hahaha HG > *
Did you see that one wrestling ppv they had with him in it? Oh shit that was hilarious, he even got his tag team partners doing the HG pose™. I was dying. :rofl:

[Ne0phyte]

SRK Arcade ---that wordsearch game....I don't understand why I'm so terrible at that...back in school when we did those things with pen/pencil and paper, or in some "activity book" or whatever...I was THE SHIT at those. I always had the puzzle/wordsearches completed well before the rest of the class.

*I'm so fascinated by myself....I love me. When engaging in conversation, I actually have to make the effort to avoid making the whole conversation about me.
The Wordsearch game is too easy, and like as long as you get the highest score (280) you get a trophy, which is ghey. I like to call it the "SRKade."

And I'm the same way. I love just talking people deaf about myself sometimes. And also I'm simply not interested in other people a lot of the time. Other people are overrated. I assure you that you're the coolest person you'll ever know.

-Edit- :rofl: I'm not even a mean or self-centered person. Part of it is that I know I have some interesting stories to tell and I like people to hear them and laugh and be in awe. But it would seem that if I'm not interested in other people I wouldn't care to interest them. Hmm, I'll get back to this one. Too much thinking.

[Dan?]

The Wordsearch game is too easy, and like as long as you get the highest score (280) you get a trophy, which is ghey. I like to call it the "SRKade."

And I'm the same way. I love just talking people deaf about myself sometimes. And also I'm simply not interested in other people a lot of the time. Other people are overrated. I assure you that you're the coolest person you'll ever know.

I agree, I think what you...ha...have said...um...wow, I love to pay attention to myself type. I thought I was going to reply to this post, but I realized how overrated whoever this other person is when compared to me, obviously the most awesome and amazing person to ever live. You know what's great about me? I dunno, me, what is so great about me? Well, I'm just so interesting, that's what. Thanks! Don't mention it.

[Nemesis00]

This is one brave penguin.
http://images5.theimagehosting.com/BravePingouin.jpg

[Million]

More Creepy Antics

So...I did quite a bit mre *browsing* on that certain part of our system at work. Again I found some interesting info on people I've known...one of the first I looked up was that girl I had a big crush on from 7th to 8th grade(and intermittently through high school)...the one who gave me the greatest upskirt view I've ever seen in person, that legendary day in 8th grade Algebra class after lunch. I had it bad for that girl...and that legendary upskirt show was like a critical hit on me...serious spillage, folks. heh, I STILL remember that scene like it happened yesterday. Anyway, when looking someone up on our system, one can immediately see ssn#, earnings over a 12 month period, birthdate, address, phone #,(*if they filed before), and all kinds of other information. Luckily for her...
1. I haven't been interested in a long time, as I haven't even seen this girl since high school graduation.
2. I may have a dark, somewhat creepy side to my persona...but I'm not truly an evil person...at least I don't think so.
3. She had a baby soon after graduation, from what I heard...so that instantly shot most of her hotness points down the toilet, imo.
4. *besides...even if I were going to stalk someone...would I really be so foolish as to announce it here on the internet?

-----
V for Vendetta = it's from the Wachowskis...so here is how this will go down:
-here on SRK, 99% of everyone here will absolutely DESPISE this movie, regardless of whether it is good or not. The Attack of the Show preview for the segment on this already said it like "...find out if this will REDEEM the Wachowskis..".
-Nobody else will give it a fair chance either.
-Critics will hate it too, because they only like boring, drab, unbelievably depressing, occasionally pretentious 3-hour high drama bullshit that nobody in the general american audience gives a damn about.

So...this will be universally shit on. Whether it is good, crap, or even halfway decent is completely irrelevant....this is why I don't really listen to anyone's opinions on movies anymore....especially not anyone on the net(*noted exception: srk's own Psycho Gorath), and ESPECIALLY not any sissybitch critic.

[Nemesis00]

Even though the Matrix movies were beyong pointless, I'll be giving V a shot just because I hear it's an incredible comic.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

You forgot the dark blue font.

PHAILED. :tdown:

You can now proceed to shut the fuck up.

Thank you. -_-'

--- Lone Hiryu Saga

[phae]

I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.

I'm staring at this application for Blizzard Entertainment .. Customer Service Rep. It would be a full time (40 hrs a week) job. It would be like god gave me the job of my dreams, honestly. Heck, the opening for Online Community Representative isn't too shabby either.

Just.. It's on the other coast. Irvine, California. And my fiance is unwilling to go with me, as i asked him today if i had to relocate to Cali would he do it. He said no. Nothing else, just.. no.

What's funny is that my dad said "Don't think I want you out of the house or anything.. but why don't you move to California and work for Blizzard.."

And I want to. I honestly want to. I want to up and move and leave this god forsaken state and move to Cali. From there, as a Blizzard employee I can start writing more. Write more reviews. Send things out to game magazines. My dream career could explode, right then and there.

Just.. I don't want to leave my fiance. :(

[Adam Warlock]

I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.

I'm staring at this application for Blizzard Entertainment .. Customer Service Rep. It would be a full time (40 hrs a week) job. It would be like god gave me the job of my dreams, honestly. Heck, the opening for Online Community Representative isn't too shabby either.

Just.. It's on the other coast. Irvine, California. And my fiance is unwilling to go with me, as i asked him today if i had to relocate to Cali would he do it. He said no. Nothing else, just.. no.

What's funny is that my dad said "Don't think I want you out of the house or anything.. but why don't you move to California and work for Blizzard.."

And I want to. I honestly want to. I want to up and move and leave this god forsaken state and move to Cali. From there, as a Blizzard employee I can start writing more. Write more reviews. Send things out to game magazines. My dream career could explode, right then and there.

Just.. I don't want to leave my fiance. :(

Turn in the app first. no sense making a big deal over a choice that may not be necessary to make.

[phae]

Turn in the app first. no sense making a big deal over a choice that may not be necessary to make.

True, but why turn in the app if I can't relocate anyway? I'd have to find a place in Irvine, learn how to drive, get over my fear of planes and being far away from everyone I know. And even then, my fiance said no. And no means no. I'm pretty sure he doesn't care about his girlfriend's dream job of working for a game company. o_o;

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Phae... turn in the application already and stop being a dunderhead.

[Panicked]

I'm pretty sure he doesn't care about his girlfriend's dream job of working for a game company. o_o;

Some fiance he turned out to be, huh? I'm half kidding, but I think you should talk to him about it some more.

I fucking hate being a filler friend.

I should start being a jerk to everyone I come into contact with so nobody gets the false impression that I want to know them.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I fucking hate being a filler friend.

I should start being a jerk to everyone I come into contact with so nobody gets the false impression that I want to know them.

Usually works for me.

Either that or I just Shinobi ditch.

And the stickler is definitely how unsurprised they are by it. They barely even notice you were gone. It's sad.

Filler friend = Their social slut. It's common but that doesn't mean you have to stick around to deal with it.

[Panicked]

Usually works for me.

Either that or I just Shinobi ditch.

And the stickler is definitely how unsurprised they are by it. They barely even notice you were gone. It's sad.

Filler friend = Their social slut. It's common but that doesn't mean you have to stick around to deal with it.


I'm a sophmore in highschool now, and the thing is I used to be pretty much best friends with them(My 2 friends to whom I've become a filler to) in 8th and 9th grade.

Now though, after they've fallen in with the "in-crowd", they pretty much exclusively hang out with them. I'm not one of those elitist bastard who dislikes a kid based on popularity, but I just down right hate those kids, so I seldom hang around them. Highschool is lame. =/

[Million]

JERI LEE is on Attack of the Show. This is easily THE hottest import model I have ever seen. Well...perhaps the only hot import model, imo...those girls are usually quite ugly.

*go for the job, phae. Job/Money "pwns" the SHIT out of that love bullshit. It's not even close.

*Disclaimer--my opinion there *might* be slightly colored by the fact that I despise love, the "game" involved in the acquisition of it, the bullshit that goes with the game, and the flaws in human nature that doom it to fail each and every single time...the weakness it creates, etc....like I've said so many times before..Fuck love. Fuck love up the asshole with a rusty crowbar covered in various STDs. I wish I could somehow banish love itself straight to Hell...and yeah, I'd be tempted to go to Hell along with it, just so I can personally watch Love burn in Hell for eternity...it would put a smile on my face forever.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I'm a sophmore in highschool now, and the thing is I used to be pretty much best friends with them(My 2 friends to whom I've become a filler to) in 8th and 9th grade.

Now though, after they've fallen in with the "in-crowd", they pretty much exclusively hang out with them. I'm not one of those elitist bastard who dislikes a kid based on popularity, but I just down right hate those kids, so I seldom hang around them. Highschool is lame. =/

:rofl:

Life after high school is even lamer.

Be prepared to delete even more clowns out of your life as the years fly by. You'll be surprised who you end up with.

[*InVeRs3*]

:rofl:

Life after high school is even lamer.

Be prepared to delete even more clowns out of your life as the years fly by. You'll be surprised who you end up with.

Did you get banned or something?

[Ne0phyte]

Be prepared to delete even more clowns out of your life as the years fly by. You'll be surprised who you end up with.
True and interesting.

True, but why turn in the app if I can't relocate anyway? I'd have to find a place in Irvine, learn how to drive, get over my fear of planes and being far away from everyone I know. And even then, my fiance said no. And no means no. I'm pretty sure he doesn't care about his girlfriend's dream job of working for a game company. o_o;
You would turn in the application if your fiance would come with you, but he won't, and it's too much of a hassle so you're not even going to apply. You basically just solved your own problem.

Really you should just apply for the job and see if you get it. And if you get it, take it. If you have your own money or if your family is willing to help you out in moving and learning to drive and a place to stay and all that, then go. And frankly I think your fiance should want to go with you. If he can't, then ok, but he should at least look into it. If I had the opportunity and the means to move across the country with my boyfriend for either my or his "dream job", I'd be ecstatic.

Tonight's Jeopardy was lame.

[phae]

True and interesting.

You would turn in the application if your fiance would come with you, but he won't, and it's too much of a hassle so you're not even going to apply. You basically just solved your own problem.

Really you should just apply for the job and see if you get it. And if you get it, take it. If you have your own money or if your family is willing to help you out in moving and learning to drive and a place to stay and all that, then go. And frankly I think your fiance should want to go with you. If he can't, then ok, but he should at least look into it. If I had the opportunity and the means to move across the country with my boyfriend for either my or his "dream job", I'd be ecstatic.

Tonight's Jeopardy was lame.

Honestly, it feels like he doesn't care about my dream job, my dream career, and what i want to do for a living. I don't want to be like my birth mom, stuck in a job she hates.. I mean, it's something I've been doing all my life (playing games), something I know i'm good at (talking to people, handling situations, multitasking, writing).. i mean shit. It all adds up.

Once my dad moves back home i'm gonna ask him if he'd help me in getting my shit out to california, finding a place to stay, teaching me how to drive and such.. once that's out of the way then I guess i'm going for it.

I mean, it's not like blizzard is going anywhere for a while, anyway. And even then, i'll already be in California, so there's bound to be more work anyway.

[Adam Warlock]

SNIP
It's clear from your posts that you had no intention of turning the application in in the first place. What's this rock and hard place you say you're stuck in?

[phae]

It's clear from your posts that you had no intention of turning the application in in the first place. What's this rock and hard place you say you're stuck in?

Typical love-of-my-life/follow my dreams bullshit. I know it's bullshit, too. :rofl:

In other news.. i like pretzels. The hard ones you get in the bag. I just hate the ones that are covered in salt.

And.. in a few hours i get to find out if the MTA has gone on strike and effectively shut down NYC for the weekend. I have a feeling it's gonna happen. And i'm totally sympathetic and i hope they DO go on strike, conductors and all the MTA employees get treated like crap.

[Dan?]

Phae, kill your fiance and pick up the epic gear he drops, then raid Irvine and res him there so he doesn't have a choice.

Driving? Pfffft! Barded Warhorse > Automocar

Flying? Pfffft! Dragon > Wright Brothers

GG QUEST OVER NO RE KTHX

The only problem with working as a customer service rep for Blizzard is that you might kill yourself after you here this four hundred times a day: SOJ U HAV?!

[Adam Warlock]

Typical love-of-my-life/follow my dreams bullshit. I know it's bullshit, too. :rofl:

Ah.

Something interesting I saw on CNN. There's a video that relates to an Amish man who got conned by a prostitute. They talk about him, her, and then it goes on to say "her crackhead boyfriend" I've never heard crackhead used by the media before. I damn near fell out laughing here at work. For anyone who wants to see, the link should still be on the main page of CNN. "Sex con dupes Amish senior, police say" Won't link the vid directly.

[phae]

Phae, kill your fiance and pick up the epic gear he drops, then raid Irvine and res him there so he doesn't have a choice.

Driving? Pfffft! Barded Warhorse > Automocar

Flying? Pfffft! Dragon > Wright Brothers

GG QUEST OVER NO RE KTHX

The only problem with working as a customer service rep for Blizzard is that you might kill yourself after you here this four hundred times a day: SOJ U HAV?!

Dude, I just LOL'd so hard.

Fuck driving, I can fly on my Gryphon to Irvine. A raid on my fiance would be funny, we'd need like 80 people to take him down.. i've heard the tales of him fighting.. he doesn't lose easily. Plus, his nickname is the King of Southtown.. i'm engaged to Geese Howard, in the form of a big Jamaican dude.

[1]

Dan, do you have a twin?

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Did you get banned or something?

Yes.

For being too damn sexy.

Holla.

[Hunter D]

Ah.

Something interesting I saw on CNN. There's a video that relates to an Amish man who got conned by a prostitute. They talk about him, her, and then it goes on to say "her crackhead boyfriend" I've never heard crackhead used by the media before. I damn near fell out laughing here at work. For anyone who wants to see, the link should still be on the main page of CNN. "Sex con dupes Amish senior, police say" Won't link the vid directly.
:rofl:

The term crackhead was actually used on CNN. Gonna look for it on CNN.com.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

:rofl:

Ending short sentences with "you crackhead" used to be one of my youth insult staples. The God of them all.

I just couldn't get enough of it.

[Carpet Lint]

Honestly, it feels like he doesn't care about my dream job, my dream career, and what i want to do for a living.
Maybe you haven't communicated exactly what this job means to you. For all he knows, you just think it's a cool job that you can try out for awhile.

Just submit the goddamn application already. You've got the whole thread telling you to.

_____________________


Ah, here comes the snow. 15-30 centimetres tonight - the first REAL snow storm this year. Now it is time to separate the real drivers from the pretenders. The pretenders, by the way, fall into two extremes - the middle aged housewives that are scared shitless of even minor levels of white stuff on the road, and the punkass bastards that ignore it completely, thinking they're invincible in their four wheel drive SUV's.

I think I'll just stay home and study tomorrow. Fucking exams.


____________________


I have an important thought to share with you all, one that I have no doubt you will all find compelling and essential to your daily lives.

The more I think about it (the harder I try to brainwash myself into supporting the GM's of my sport teams), the more I like the David Bush/Gabe Gross/Zach Jackson for Lyle Overbay trade.

Zach Jack's not our top lefty, and there's even a couple of right handers that are ranked higher as prospects. It's tough to lose him, but we needed to include him since Boston was interested in Overbay, and we can't wait the three or four years it'll take until he can do any good at the big league level.

That's a fucking awesome name though - Zach Jackson.

Gabe Gross isn't going to be anything more than a fourth outfielder, and we already have the perfect fourth outfielder in Reed Johnson.

Gabe Gross is also an awesome name.

Bush would have been nice to keep, as the long man out of the pen or a spot starter instead of Pete Walker, but he wasn't really going to factor in anyway.

Though losing Dave Bush means that I can't make any "Bush League" jokes if he sucks, and then Brandon League comes in relief and he sucks too. Though I already did it once last year, which is really all the mileage I can expect for that joke.

Overbay should start at first, and in addition to his solid bat, he's a much better fielder than Hillenbrand and Hinske, which means improved defense on the right side (which I will now call the Hudson Bay Company). And it helps to reduce Russ Adams' errors, since his arm is the main problem, and Overbay's better at scooping errant throws out of the dirt than Hillenbrand or Hinske.

If we go with the team as is, and just stick with Hillenbrand as our DH and stick Hinske on the bench as a pinch hitter for right handed pitchers, we're still looking at a 90-92ish win team. Which isn't a lock for the playoffs, but it makes us very competitive. Especially if the Yankees keep standing pat and don't do anything to address their rotation, their center field, or their bullpen outside of Rivera.

I'm sure you're all as excited about the Blue Jays as I am.

[phae]

:rofl:

Ending short sentences with "you crackhead" used to be one of my youth insult staples. The God of them all.

I just couldn't get enough of it.

"You Crackhead" is still a valid, and hilarious insult. I still use it from time to time, as it's just so classic.

"Damnit, why you gotta be such a crackhead!"

"Ugh, you crackhead!"

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

"Get off my dick you crackhead cracka ho!"

Awwwwww yeah... now that's the stuff, baby.

[Mechanica]

I ate seven muffins today.

[phae]

I ate seven muffins today.

Sup, fatty.

What kinda muffins were they? I like the blueberry crumb ones, actually. the Low-Fat ones have the best topping, too.

[Nemesis00]

I ate seven muffins today.
I just ate a pizza pie. I may have won this battle, but my heart has lost the war. :sad: :lol:

[phae]

i just ate a fudge covered oreo. It was like heaven.

[*InVeRs3*]

So I got clothes again for Christmas. I hate clothes. I'd go walk around naked if it weren't so cold this season.

I never buy clothes ever, ALL the clothes in my closet are from Christmas or my birthday. They also come from old relatives so I come out of my house looking tacky as hell.

[Mechanica]

Sup, fatty.

What kinda muffins were they? I like the blueberry crumb ones, actually. the Low-Fat ones have the best topping, too.
;___; UR A FATTY :arazz:

Four were banana nut, and three were poppyseed. They're only like 150 calories, so it's not bad. :lovin: I love muffins.

[Million]

Banana nut muffins are some of the greatest things mankind has invented.

MTV True Life: I'M JEALOUS---come on now. Have they just run out of ideas for the "True Life" thing at this point?

[Nemesis00]

I'm Jealous! Bwahahahah!!

[JackTenrac!]

Randall Won! Holy Damn!

[phae]

;___; UR A FATTY :arazz:

Four were banana nut, and three were poppyseed. They're only like 150 calories, so it's not bad. :lovin: I love muffins.
:arazz: :arazz:

Banana Nut muffins are tops. I've never baked muffins before, but now I have the urge to try.

[Airthrow]

Honestly, it feels like he doesn't care about my dream job, my dream career, and what i want to do for a living.

So why do you want to marry someone who doesn't care about what you want, and dismisses it with "no"? Lack of communications kills marriages.

Also, I am probably moving out of the country to live with my GF, so I think he's being uhhhh a selfish dick if he didn't even explain why.

[phae]

So why do you want to marry someone who doesn't care about what you want, and dismisses it with "no"? Lack of communications kills marriages.

Also, I am probably moving out of the country to live with my GF, so I think he's being uhhhh a selfish dick if he didn't even explain why.

In his defence, I actually IM'd him at a really bad time. He's had PC problems all day and was getting really frustrated about it. When either of us gets frustrated, everything turns into a no.

I'm not gonna bring it up again until i plan things out a little better, anyways.

I was eating a piece of coffee cake, and my tongue ring came loose. I'm glad i didn't lose the ball to it - i mean, i do have like 6 other barbells i could pop in, but i'm really partial to this one.

[Roxie]

I cannot wait until my best friend breaks up with her boyfriend. She's getting smarter about it everyday and is, albeit slow as fuck, seeing how horrible and stand-still her future would be with him.

She's on the brink, she's allllmost there!

[phae]

I cannot wait until my best friend breaks up with her boyfriend. She's getting smarter about it everyday and is, albeit slow as fuck, seeing how horrible and stand-still her future would be with him.

She's on the brink, she's allllmost there!

I love it when that shit happens.. I try to stay out of my friends relationship woes. I mean, i'll listen and give my honest opinion, but that's it. And, seeing as I lack many female friends, it winds up being me giving the guys 'girl advice'. It leads to hilarity as I usually wind up saying 'yo fuck that bitch, you need a clone of phae or something.'

Because honestly, while men are sometimes really bad, girls can be equally as bad, if not worse at times. We're fucking enigmas. What we thing should be easy to figure out - emotions, guys find it hard to understand. It's great.

[Roxie]

I do the same. I do not bring it up, unless she does and then I offer my opinion. The guy is just absolutely worthless as a b/f. The stuff he does or doesn't do is just abosolutely mindboggling.

I will party sooo hard. I think I'll smile for a week straight.

[Dan?]

Dan, do you have a twin?

No.

[phae]

I do the same. I do not bring it up, unless she does and then I offer my opinion. The guy is just absolutely worthless as a b/f. The stuff he does or doesn't do is just abosolutely mindboggling.

I will party sooo hard. I think I'll smile for a week straight.


This one has to be said..

WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY WE WILL PARTY HARD!!!

Lemme know when it happens, so i can make sure to have a reason to drink like a fish. ANY girl getting out of a bad situation like that is a cause for celebration, in my eyes.

[Dan?]

WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY WE WILL PARTY HARD!!!.

I just laughed so hard my veins burst and sharks ate me alive because of all the blood in the water. My computer is in the ocean.

[Azrael]

I downloaded what I thought to be the Full Metal Alchemist movie on Limewire. It turned out to be porn. I think that's better, actually. Go go equivalent trade!

[Ne0phyte]

;___; UR A FATTY :arazz:

Four were banana nut, and three were poppyseed. They're only like 150 calories, so it's not bad. :lovin: I love muffins.
Poppyseed muffins > most things. I can eat a bunch of em in a row myself. I especially like the little mini ones I can just pop in one at a time.
I just laughed so hard my veins burst and sharks ate me alive because of all the blood in the water. My computer is in the ocean.
lma:rofl:!

First post on the new page!

[RoninChaos]

I do the same. I do not bring it up, unless she does and then I offer my opinion. The guy is just absolutely worthless as a b/f. The stuff he does or doesn't do is just abosolutely mindboggling.

I will party sooo hard. I think I'll smile for a week straight.


It's going to go on for quite some time. Remember when she "left" him? I told Los they'd be back together in 3 days. What happened? They were back together.

She's not going to wake up. If she does, it's going to take a long time. He's already done enough shit that would make anybody go "Man, fuck this" but apparently your girl likes being hurt.

Not trying to be a dick, but that's how it is.

[FistsofFury]

What's so bad about the relationship? What does the dude do/don't do??

=Saw King Kong tonight. I enjoyed it, even though I felt no sympathy for Kong.

=Phae: Just put in the app and see what happens.

[TehNewGuy]

I think im going to beat my own score in Pacman while going over notes for my final in the morning...kill two bitches with one set of stairs.

[Ne0phyte]

What's so bad about the relationship? What does the dude do/don't do??

=Saw King Kong tonight. I enjoyed it, even though I felt no apathy for Kong.

=Phae: Just put in the app and see what happens.

You mean sympathy. How can anyone not feel sympathy for Kong!? Since I first saw the original movie when I was a kid, I've had a soft spot for him. He's always reminded me of Lenny from "Of Mice and Men." Eh, well I've always had a heart for special, troubled, disturbed people, and Kong seems like one of those [people] to me.

[Murt!]

QUABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. That is all.

[Ne0phyte]

Okay; the Controlled Substances Act really needs to get its own act together. Or maybe I just don't get it. One of the three main (or only?) criteria for drugs placed in Schedule 1 is that the drug has no accepted medical use in the U.S. Isn't that BS though? Marijuana definitely has proven medical use, and even other drugs like ecstasy and acid do. I think the FDA even approved the use of ecstasy for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. So what is their definition of "accepted" medical use? Just because it isn't in effect or is controversial doesn't mean it's not accepted. I guess they want there to be a general consensus among all the doctors in the country and the FDA? I dunno. And cocaine is even in Schedule 2, meaning it has an accepted medical use in this country...? How does cocaine have more of an accepted medical use than weed? Maybe on the other side of the globe, but here? Oxycodone and Morphine are also in Schedule 2 because they're obviously used for pain relief... but their addiction and abuse potential is much higher than a lot of the drugs in Schedule 1. The whole thing confuses me. Someone know anything about this and talk to me about it plz!

[phae]

Okay; the Controlled Substances Act really needs to get its own act together. Or maybe I just don't get it. One of the three main (or only?) criteria for drugs placed in Schedule 1 is that the drug has no accepted medical use in the U.S. Isn't that BS though? Marijuana definitely has proven medical use, and even other drugs like ecstasy and acid do. I think the FDA even approved the use of ecstasy for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. So what is their definition of "accepted" medical use? Just because it isn't in effect or is controversial doesn't mean it's not accepted. I guess they want there to be a general consensus among all the doctors in the country and the FDA? I dunno. And cocaine is even in Schedule 2, meaning it has an accepted medical use in this country...? How does cocaine have more of an accepted medical use than weed? Oxycodone and Morphine are also in Schedule 2 because they're obviously used for pain relief... but their addiction potential is much higher than a lot of the drugs in Schedule 1. The whole thing confuses me. Someone know anything about this and talk to me about it plz!

The approval for MDMA in treatment of those with PTSD is still ongoing, I don't think they ever did validate it. That's something I followed, as my dad suffers from it. I think it would be amazing for him, actually open him up to a psych for once.

I could write you a novel about marijuana, and the reason it's criminalized, but let us just say it involves Big Tobacco. :rofl:

As for cocaine, it's a pain reliever or something - my stepmom actually had to order it at work once (she works at a hospital), or so she says. I actually have no reason to not believe her.

[Ne0phyte]

Is your dad a veteran or something?

I know cocaine is a pain reliever; so is heroin... I'm interested right now in the actual Act itself and its specifications though. It seems to be very messy and contradictory, like most things this government comes up with. Maybe I'll start a thread later.

[Nishiko]

<3 FoF.

Az: Make me your sonofabeesh. Yum.

nish, your avatar is top tier.
Thank you. :lovin:

Phaephae: I suggest you find a better time to discuss it with him in detail, one where you're both in a good and receptive mood. I know you love him, but if you let your dream die because of him, eventually you'll come to resent it, and him as well for 'making' you make that decision. Trust me on this, hon. In the meantime, submit the app to Blizzard for now and decide whether to cross the relocation bridge if you get to it; by then you'll have talked with your man and figured out what you'll want to do. Even if you don't get the position, at least you'll have made the effort and can try again later when circumstances are more favorable for you. Just don't give up a cherished dream: your happiness is just as important as his. I sincerely hope you will never have to choose between yourself and him, for I can tell you from firsthand experience that it'll be one of the hardest choices you'll ever make and that day will fucking suck. I, however, can truthfully say that my happiness, peace of mind and self-fulfillment were worth the agony and there should never have been a price on them in the first place.

[RoninChaos]

I'm sick. Feels like I"m fucking dying.

[Hunter D]

I'm sick. Feels like I"m fucking dying.
That is what you get for oppressing my people Mr. SRK elite.
*Hunter goes back to picking cotton*
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/HunterD1983/Album.jpg

[Lantis]

LHS: HOW DARE YOU PWN ME! I'll turn the tables soon enuff! :annoy:

I'm sick. Feels like I"m fucking dying.

Yeah, tell me about it. I felt like dying a couple of weeks ago with the flu. Fever, headaches, stomach cramps, and my whole body felt like a bunch of jello. Fucking horrible. :bluu:

I'm also getting scared because I'm having some aches on the left side of my chest. I attribute it to me always pounding that side on the chest (like a gorilla), but who knows? I'll just wait and see....

Funny how my life works nowadays....

My plan on moving back to the States has been pushed back to March. No problem with that, as I see everything good about it (spring coming along, low job hunting season). But every now and then, I come across certain moral dilemmas that seem to counter each other.

Every time I spend some time with my friends, I keep thinking: "Do I really need to get away from all this?". I know I'll miss my friends dearly. It's funny how I care more about them than my own family. They're awesome. Makes me wanna be with them every day.

But after that comes up, my own family steps up to the plate as a way to push me back over. First, my mom acts like a dick. I totally blame her for me not being able to move out this year. First she says she's behind me 100%, then she starts persuading me on looking for a job here, WTF? :mad: If I have a plan, I plan to stick with it. Don't give me that bleeding heart "Mothers never like to see their children go away" BS. And even if she did play that role, she does a shitty job at it, because she keeps acting like a complete bitch. Some weeks she blames my video gaming for my unemployment (she is still fully aware that I plan to move out, but now she keeps considering job searching as my first priority :rolleyes: ), and has tried to sabotage my PS 2. This has triggered some very heated disputes, mind you. :nunchuck:

Then my brother also acts like a dick, and claiming he has gotten rid of the viruses on our PC, he has deleted both mIRC (he says most of the virus on the PC were thanks to mIRC), AND has removed Internet access from the PC. Now I can't get online at home. What pisses me off the most is that my brother feigns ignorance about the whole matter ("I never knew they deleted out Internet password!").

After all is said and done, I am still poised to move out.

Moral of story:

Friends = :tup:
Family = :tdown:

[Diek Stiekem]

At last this weekend, after three weeks of bruised ankle I can go out again!:party:

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

LHS: HOW DARE YOU PWN ME! I'll turn the tables soon enuff! :annoy:

YES! I DARE TO PWN J00 GOOD!

HA HA HA! HAHAHA! HA HA!

...

...HA!

And wow. I actually remember the days when Ne0 didn't say all that much at all here.

[Hunter D]

YES! I DARE TO PWN J00 GOOD!

HA HA HA! HAHAHA! HA HA!

...

...HA!

And wow. I actually remember the days when Ne0 didn't say all that much at all here.
Evolution will own your soul saga!
*hunter with the chair shot*

[phae]

Is your dad a veteran or something?

I know cocaine is a pain reliever; so is heroin... I'm interested right now in the actual Act itself and its specifications though. It seems to be very messy and contradictory, like most things this government comes up with. Maybe I'll start a thread later.

Honestly, the Act and it's Specifications are whatever the government feels like on a particular day. Seriously.

And yea, my dad's a vet. Desert Storm/Desert Shield. PTSD and Gulf War Syndrome, complete with shot knees.

And Nish; I've done it once and I came out ok.. choosing my happiness over love is tough, because love makes me happy, too. But you're right.. and I understand where you are coming from.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

*Ducks and delivers a swift kick to the sternum*

STFU HO! :annoy:

*Rock Bottom*

[Hunter D]

*Ducks and delivers a swift kick to the sternum*

STFU HO! :annoy:

*Rock Bottom*
:rofl:
Watch your back because the others will get you.

[Ne0phyte]

And wow. I actually remember the days when Ne0 didn't say all that much at all here.
I don't!

... :sad:

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

:rofl:

In terms of message length.. sometimes you're like Bloody Jr.

Nothing wrong with that as you aren't as irritating or angsty.

[TehNewGuy]

Does anyone watch The People Court? I've been watching this for a couple of years right now, and her and Judge Judy are fuckin beasts!

Judge Milian: Did you use the N-word?

Defendant: Yes, but if you look it up you will see that it means someone ignorant and unwilling to listen. Im a poet and I know how to use words.

Judge Milian: You aren't a poet, youre a jerk, and I want you out of my court.

GEEEZUZ PLEASE HELP US, SHE JUST WONT STOP THE BEASTIN!

[Mechanica]

I could go for seven more muffins right now.

[JackTenrac!]

...hunger strikes...wolf? School ends for the holidays, so it's preparation time, drinkin' time, thinkin time...

[mastermind]

Everytime I eat Raisin Bran Crunch, I keep thinking of the office commercials where the dude can't hear his boss trying to fire him. Wow this cereal is good shit.

[Dan?]

Wow this cereal is good shit.

Because of the bran, it will help you have a good one as well.

Alright kids, I'm about to head back to the home town for the weekend, so keep me in your thoughts/prayers/b-boy battles/death threats.

See you gay space cowboy eating pudding...

[Nemesis00]

I don't know why this happens, but whenever I jerk off, I get these sudden moments of clarity right before I finish.

[Airthrow]

Does anyone watch The People Court? I've been watching this for a couple of years right now, and her and Judge Judy are fuckin beasts!

Judge Milian: Did you use the N-word?

Defendant: Yes, but if you look it up you will see that it means someone ignorant and unwilling to listen. Im a poet and I know how to use words.

Judge Milian: You aren't a poet, youre a jerk, and I want you out of my court.

GEEEZUZ PLEASE HELP US, SHE JUST WONT STOP THE BEASTIN!

If the "N" word was "niggardly" than the poet guy was right and Judge Millian is a dumb bitch.

[IluvBloody]

Because of the bran, it will help you have a good one as well.

Alright kids, I'm about to head back to the home town for the weekend, so keep me in your thoughts/prayers/b-boy battles/death threats.

See you gay space cowboy eating pudding...
get in an accident and die on the way there....

(but honestly if you died i would be sort of sad....)

[Ne0phyte]

Everytime I eat Raisin Bran Crunch, I keep thinking of the office commercials where the dude can't hear his boss trying to fire him. Wow this cereal is good shit.
I've never had the cereal for some reason, but whenever I think of it I think of the commercial with all the women doing the exercise where they were squatting and moving their butts around. I do it myself sometimes :lol:

[Carpet Lint]

Nothing beats the Oatmeal Crisp commercials. The dad was too good.

Son: Is there sugar in it?
Dad: Y-yeah...but it's brown. That's...that's not good, son.

Just the way he says it cracks me up. If they gave awards for acting in cereal commercials, this guy would clean up.

[Million]

I'm not sure I can go back to other cereals after my recent discovery of Sunbelt's Banana Nut Granola Cereal. This is a strong candidate for the "greatest cereal of all time" championship title. Everything else is a step down; the only one that can compare is my current #1-- Honey Bunches of Oats. Honey Bunches' #1 spot is seriously threatened by this Granola Cereal.

*I did the name-search again today at work, and so I saw the basic reason one of my co-workers was fired.

I also saw what the next step up earns...this job is so damn underpaid it's ridiculous. It's such a small step up financially....dammit, man...we should be making AT LEAST 5,000 more per year, imo, considering all the bullshit this job involves. I REALLY need to get on with what I'm SUPPOSED to be doing...some design or cartooning, something with illustration, or teaching those things.

*--I may make this a separate thread since only 5 or 6 people truly read and respond to this thread...Marilyn Mansonfans----any recommendations? What are the older albums like? I just have that album with "Beautiful People" and the excellent "Man that You Fear"(*one of my personal theme songs)...and Mechanical Animals(*the album with "Dope Show", and that song from Matrix Reloaded, I think "New Model"?). Mechanical Animals has been one of my favorite albums of all time...I was listening to it on the way home from work today.

Best Buy could make a toy of that new blue/yellow robot character in their commercials....I would buy that. It's cool...like a new Transformer that doesn't suck.

[Roxie]

What Not To Wear owns me for free. They've got a girl on tonight you'd like Million.
And Stacey always has the BEST fucking shoes ever!

[phae]

*--I may make this a separate thread since only 5 or 6 people truly read and respond to this thread...Marilyn Mansonfans----any recommendations? What are the older albums like? I just have that album with "Beautiful People" and the excellent "Man that You Fear"(*one of my personal theme songs)...and Mechanical Animals(*the album with "Dope Show", and that song from Matrix Reloaded, I think "New Model"?). Mechanical Animals has been one of my favorite albums of all time...I was listening to it on the way home from work today.

Older albums are a totally different direction. Granted, since you've got Antichrist Superstar and Mechanical Animals, all you'd have is one album (Portrait of an American Family) and a remix CD (Smells like Children), but it's a very different direction. Manson went in a different direction each album and it's always kinda fun to listen to, musically. Not so much lyrically though.

The guitarist on Portrait is awesome (Daisy), he had some crazy shit going on sometimes.. Zim Zum (Antichrist Superstar guitarist) wasn't as good, IMO.

[Million]

Ah, so those 2 were it? I remember seeing them years ago in the store. Of course, at that time...I was not financially stable enough to justify a random purchase of an album...especially one where I hadn't heard any tracks from them at all. Anyway, I hated that MTV was such a bitch about playing Manson's videos. I remember "Man that You Fear" being played MAYBE 3 or 4 times....then there was one very cool vid that was like the disturbing boat sequence from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I saw it ONCE on MTV. I started to think...perhaps Manson's vids were a bit too disturbing for MTV suits to be comfortable putting them on? I think only "Dope Show" and the older "Tourniquet" got any respectable airtime.

I'm surprised my "Mechanical Animals" still plays...I bought it used quite a few years ago, and the disc is scratched all up to hell...it looks like it was dropped in a parking lot, and run over a few times....miraculously, all the tracks play just fine. I'll put them all on the iTunes library tonight, as just mentioning that most likely jinxed the cd. Jinx "powers" suck when you can't control them. My interest destroys the popularity of games...my sudden "rooting" for any team guarantees they will lose, no matter what is going on...just saying "I feel good today.." guarantees something terrible will happen in the next few hours, etc.

[phae]

Ah, so those 2 were it? I remember seeing them years ago in the store. Of course, at that time...I was not financially stable enough to justify a random purchase of an album...especially one where I hadn't heard any tracks from them at all. Anyway, I hated that MTV was such a bitch about playing Manson's videos. I remember "Man that You Fear" being played MAYBE 3 or 4 times....then there was one very cool vid that was like the disturbing boat sequence from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I saw it ONCE on MTV. I started to think...perhaps Manson's vids were a bit too disturbing for MTV suits to be comfortable putting them on? I think only "Dope Show" and the older "Tourniquet" got any respectable airtime.

I'm surprised my "Mechanical Animals" still plays...I bought it used quite a few years ago, and the disc is scratched all up to hell...it looks like it was dropped in a parking lot, and run over a few times....miraculously, all the tracks play just fine. I'll put them all on the iTunes library tonight, as just mentioning that most likely jinxed the cd. Jinx "powers" suck when you can't control them. My interest destroys the popularity of games...my sudden "rooting" for any team guarantees they will lose, no matter what is going on...just saying "I feel good today.." guarantees something terrible will happen in the next few hours, etc.

Disturbing Willy Wonka Vid = Dope Hat, it's on Portrait. I think. I'm pretty sure.

Man that you fear was one of the LEAST offensive manson videos too. So what, he got stoned to death. BIG FREAKIN DEAL. Tourniquet was cool too.. Floria Sigismondi does great work as a photographer, and even better work as a director. I love her.

[Muff Daddy]

You know whats weird?

The Thinking Out Loud Thread and the Late Night at SRK Thread have their own little cliques.

...What the fuck is wrong with us?

This is like.... a massive online highschool lunch room... they have their table/thread and we have ours..

This thread features Million, Carpet Lint, FoF, Ne0phyte, phae
The other thread: ducky, omnoexitz, monbaby, quicksilver3007, etc
with floaters in between...

doesn't anyone ever get the urge to attack the other thread?

[Million]

I've lurked the other thread for a brief moment a few weeks ago...but that was it.

high school lunch---I NEVER ate in the cafeteria. I was always by the bandroom with the other "band folks".(*along with various majorettes, cheerleaders, and ugly flag girls making occasional appearances) Really, it wasn't even to hang with the other band folks...an extreme social anxiety kept me far away from the cafeteria. Another reason was the food...cafeteria food hasn't been good since the old days when my mother was in school. In elementary school, the food sucked. Junior high---still sucked. High school--the food was STILL some garbage. The last time I ate cafeteria food was around 3rd grade. In college though, I had no choice since I had no car until junior/senior year.

the phrase "african booty scratcher" still gets a laugh out of me. I miss elementary school quite a bit.

[Azrael]

Well, with me apparently being Switzerland now, I float between both. But Late Night hasn't been as active recently.

[*InVeRs3*]

I've lurked the other thread for a brief moment a few weeks ago...but that was it.

high school lunch---I NEVER ate in the cafeteria. I was always by the bandroom with the other "band folks".(*along with various majorettes, cheerleaders, and ugly flag girls making occasional appearances) Really, it wasn't even to hang with the other band folks...an extreme social anxiety kept me far away from the cafeteria. Another reason was the food...cafeteria food hasn't been good since the old days when my mother was in school. In elementary school, the food sucked. Junior high---still sucked. High school--the food was STILL some garbage. The last time I ate cafeteria food was around 3rd grade. In college though, I had no choice since I had no car until junior/senior year.

the phrase "african booty scratcher" still gets a laugh out of me. I miss elementary school quite a bit.

Are you talking about the "mail man, mail man, do your duty, here comes the lady with the african booty"?

Tuff Daddy: I lurk the LNAS thread, and post there every now and then. The TOLT thread is where the cool kids go to, the LNAS' are just posers!:rofl:

[Murt!]

TOLT for life! *throws up fake gang sign.*

[phae]

We should totally make a book of the ramblings in this thread. We're everyday people, from different walks of life, we've all been raised differently and shit.. but we come together to gossip and shoot the shit with each other like best friends every day.

It makes me so happy to have you guys. ^_^

[Million]

nah, it was one of the classic "checkin" phrases from elementary school. You'd say something like "yo' momma's an african booty scratcher." haha...or what about "you black juju!". Those were the more light-hearted checkin bits though....checkin would evolve to a comedy artform later on in high school...e.g.:

"Lil' nigga got on a Lamar Sanford dress shirt! Get the hell out of here man...with those runover bootleg as Busta Browns. Shit's not even REAL Busta Browns...nigga got on some BUDDYS. Big water-head ass nigga...hahah...get a helmet ya big-headed bastard...ol' uncomfortable-lookin' ass nigga.."(*yeah, frequency of the word "nigga" increases 1000% when checkin is going on.)

^Lamar Sanford dress shirt---I got that one from a bit on the Wu Tang Forever album..or whatever the one is that was double disc with "Triumph" and "Itz Yourz" on it. It was hilarious when I first heard that...I think it was Rza doing the "checkin" there. Anyway, "water-head ass.." is one of my favorites of all time. It is a historical, Classic Element of checkin'. HBO tried to do a show on this phenomena...(*others refer to it as "the dozens"), but they failed miserably, since most of the guys on there couldn't check to save their life...tired ass lines, bad delivery, etc.

[phae]

nah, it was one of the classic "checkin" phrases from elementary school. You'd say something like "yo' momma's an african booty scratcher." haha...or what about "you black juju!". Those were the more light-hearted checkin bits though....checkin would evolve to a comedy artform later on in high school...e.g.:

"Lil' nigga got on a Lamar Sanford dress shirt! Get the hell out of here man...with those runover bootleg as Busta Browns. Shit's not even REAL Busta Browns...nigga got on some BUDDYS. Big water-head ass nigga...hahah...get a helmet ya big-headed bastard...ol' uncomfortable-lookin' ass nigga.."(*yeah, frequency of the word "nigga" increases 1000% when checkin is going on.)

^Lamar Sanford dress shirt---I got that one from a bit on the Wu Tang Forever album..or whatever the one is that was double disc with "Triumph" and "Itz Yourz" on it. It was hilarious when I first heard that...I think it was Rza doing the "checkin" there. Anyway, "water-head ass.." is one of my favorites of all time. It is a historical, Classic Element of checkin'. HBO tried to do a show on this phenomena...(*others refer to it as "the dozens"), but they failed miserably, since most of the guys on there couldn't check to save their life...tired ass lines, bad delivery, etc.

Checkin' is a lost art form, to be honest. Every time i hear it done properly though I wind up making my lungs explode from laughing so god damned much..