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FistsofFury
12-16-2005, 11:48 PM
Checkin' is a lost art form, to be honest. Every time i hear it done properly though I wind up making my lungs explode from laughing so god damned much..


Oh yeah, back in the HS lunch room we would rip each othe apart, open up game mags and verbally rip apart the games, the reviews and all. And of course checking out girlies.

As I got older I stopped going to the lunch room. Me, m121, FurryCurry, TehNewGuy and other peeps would just sit in the hallway near the band room and just talk and eat. It was great. I was known as 'sodaboy' because ANYTIME I opened a pop the shit exploded all over me. It was great.

Later on it would just be me and FurryCurry having adventures in either his car or mine cause our lunches were different than everyone else's.

Oh yeah, and skipping school to have sex with my girlfriend! lawl

High School was something else.

phae
12-16-2005, 11:53 PM
My memories of high school involve not going because the other students hated it when i was in class ("know-it-all"), especially a writing/english/speaking class. I burst people up.

My high school experience involves me on LOTS of drugs and/or booze and going to class fucked up. I'm sure everyone in that school knew I was high as a kite, but it never bothered anyone nor did anyone ever say anything about it because i never freaked out.

I just know better than to do a 20 bag of crystal meth on a saturday when you've got school that week.. by tuesday i was shaking like a leaf from running on pure adrenaline. That shit was creepy.

My HS was cool because we didn't have to go by our real names if we didn't want to. Everyone called me by my real name, though.. they all say it's "interesting".. it makes me feel old.

What's great about my old HS is that it was a 15 minute walk from Chinatown Fair, so I just strolled to the arcade after school got out.

Ne0phyte
12-16-2005, 11:58 PM
We should totally make a book of the ramblings in this thread. We're everyday people, from different walks of life, we've all been raised differently and shit.. but we come together to gossip and shoot the shit with each other like best friends every day.

It makes me so happy to have you guys. ^_^
I call all the money from the book sales.

No, nobody's lunch hour was as crazy as mine. Me and about five of my friends would just sit at the table and make fun of EVERYBODY. We were horrible. We were all a bunch of quick witted jerks and we'd just randomly point to someone and come up with an insult. I still crack up every time I think of this one guy who walked by, and I pointed to my friend and said "What about him?" And he goes "that nigga look like Earthworm Jim." The laughs... man, it was the kind of crazy laughter that made you feel really hot and start to sweat. Red faces and sometimes tears. It was insane.

And my sister and I used to steal one of my mom's cars and drive to school. So at lunch sometimes my friends and I would just drive down the street yelling stuff out the window at people and honking... ah high school. All of it (save for senior year which was a huge "wtf"), was just pure hilarity. I would give anything in the world to do high school over again.

Mark Beast
12-17-2005, 12:10 AM
i just copped huf dunks off of ebay. finally. now i'm done with the sneakergame til march.
i can go to sleep and shit and stop hunting on ebay, niketalk, iss, hypebeast, etc. for a pair. my gf and everyone i talk to can stop hearing me talk about sneakers. i'm done til spring.

back to normal me.

Mark Beast
12-17-2005, 12:10 AM
i just copped huf dunks off of ebay. finally. now i'm done with the sneakergame til march.
i can go to sleep and shit and stop hunting on ebay, niketalk, iss, hypebeast, etc. for a pair. my gf and everyone i talk to can stop hearing me talk about sneakers. i'm done til spring.

back to normal me.

Carpet Lint
12-17-2005, 12:22 AM
Most of my lunches in highschool were spent in the cafe, silently playing Big 2 with FOB's and people who I couldn't stand.

My highschool experience was so boring. I was a good student that had very good attendence and I didn't even know where to get cigarettes even if I smoked. I remember all those anti-drug campaigns - "Just say NO!" And I'd always be like "Well, I don't even know who to say no TO. I'm not even cool enough to SAY no. It's the fucking suburbs, who the hell does drugs up here?"

I had to entertain myself in highschool. Not much to do, so I did desperate things like joining the chess club. But I GOT KICKED OUT.

...

I was kicked out of chess club. What the hell!?! I mean...FUCK YOU, you're the goddamn CHESS CLUB! Who the hell are you to kick people out? You should be happy I even showed up.

FUCK, I didn't realize I had so much pent up angst over that still.

It wasn't even structured in teams or anything - people would just show up in an empty class room and play chess. It was so boring. So I did things like...trash talk. Trash talking during a chess match is HILARIOUS.

Just stupid shit like "Hey Pat, guess what? Shouldn't have moved your knight. Because now, see that? Yeah. I'm sorry Pat but YOUR PAWN IS DEAD MOTHERFUCKA! HAHAHA!!!" And I would pick it up and throw it against the wall, and do a little touchdown dance. Which - setting aside modesty here for a second - I thought I was pretty good at.

I wasn't an asshole - I was just a jackass. There's a difference. I wasn't condesending or being mean - we all having a lot of fun. But they still kicked me out for "being too disruptive". Well fuck that.

JESUS. I had a couple of stories, but I can't remember anything because now I'm so caught up in my chess club scandal.

I didn't even know you could kick someone out of chess club.

I mean...it's FUCKING CHESS CLUB!!!

Ne0phyte
12-17-2005, 12:28 AM
Most of my lunches in highschool were spent in the cafe, silently playing Big 2 with FOB's and people who I couldn't stand.

My highschool experience was so boring. I was a good student that had very good attendence and I didn't even know where to get cigarettes even if I smoked. I remember all those anti-drug campaigns - "Just say NO!" And I'd always be like "Well, I don't even know who to say no TO. I'm not even cool enough to SAY no. It's the fucking suburbs, who the hell does drugs up here?"

I had to entertain myself in highschool. Not much to do, so I did desperate things like joining the chess club. But I GOT KICKED OUT.

...

I was kicked out of chess club. What the hell!?! I mean...FUCK YOU, you're the goddamn CHESS CLUB! Who the hell are you to kick people out? You should be happy I even showed up.

FUCK, I didn't realize I had so much pent up angst over that still.

It wasn't even structured in teams or anything - people would just show up in an empty class room and play chess. It was so boring. So I did things like...trash talk. Trash talking during a chess match is HILARIOUS.

Just stupid shit like "Hey Pat, guess what? Shouldn't have moved your knight. Because now, see that? Yeah. I'm sorry Pat but YOUR PAWN IS DEAD MOTHERFUCKA! HAHAHA!!!" And I would pick it up and throw it against the wall, and do a little touchdown dance. Which - setting aside modesty here for a second - I thought I was pretty good at.

I wasn't an asshole - I was just a jackass. There's a difference. I wasn't condesending or being mean - we all having a lot of fun. But they still kicked me out for "being too disruptive". Well fuck that.

JESUS. I had a couple of stories, but I can't remember anything because now I'm so caught up in my chess club scandal.

I didn't even know you could kick someone out of chess club.

I mean...it's FUCKING CHESS CLUB!!!

L:rofl:L!!!

I was a jackass in high school and I got kicked out of everything. I cheated on almost every test I ever took. I had hundreds of absences. I almost got expelled a few times. But I graduated fine and got into universities so ahhahaha to all of those uptight boring losers who thought I wouldn't make it!! And I guarantee I had more fun and more memories than all of them. Fuckers.

FistsofFury
12-17-2005, 12:28 AM
I didn't even know you could kick someone out of chess club.

I mean...it's FUCKING CHESS CLUB!!!


'Nerds' are elitist when they have power. They are shitted on so much they second they get a chance to shit on someone else they do. I'm speaking in really general terms here.

IluvBloody
12-17-2005, 12:45 AM
*HILARIOUS*
lol that shit is funny as fuck.... i can't even remember highschool its all a blurr.. but i remember alot of drama with girls that are hot.. and how i used to like latin girls back in the day... behso ahhahaha to all of those uptight boring losers who thought I wouldn't make it!! and yet here you are... friday night.. alone, still single older than most, posting on a web forum with 20-somehings figthing game finatics... posting about past highschool glory... YEAH YOU SURE SHOWED THEM HUH?....

FistsofFury
12-17-2005, 12:50 AM
=Ok, for a movie script I'm writing I have this scene where two characters have a conversation in this crazy jive slang and the formal English translation is at the bottom. How would that work if the movie was subbed in another language? Would the gag be totally lost?

=Is there a site where I can just download clips of various fight scenes in movies/anime? I just want all the Star Wars Fights, the Burly Brawl from Matrix Reloaded and the final fight between Neo and Smith Prime (Smith with the Oracle's body), and various DBZ fights.

=I love this trophy. Love it. *shines e-trophy*

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-17-2005, 01:59 AM
Meh. I think my relationship is slowly but surely going down hill for sure.

I should have saw this coming.

*InVeRs3*
12-17-2005, 02:00 AM
I was never in school half the time, and I passed with Cs. Life was easy in high school. I also did never work.

upper middle class kids from suburbs are scarry though. They'd have wars over what's post-industrial goth or whatever. Then they'd cry over how their parents didn't let them go to their devil worshiping concert. Goths and Emos are the strangest mother fuckers on earth.

Ne0phyte
12-17-2005, 02:12 AM
beh and yet here you are... friday night.. alone, still single older than most, posting on a web forum with 20-somehings figthing game finatics... posting about past highschool glory... YEAH YOU SURE SHOWED THEM HUH?....
Oh yeah :cool:

That just totally came out of nowhere. Pacbomber is a kick ass rendition of Pacman.

I hate germs. I wouldn't mind being a germophobe, but I don't have the patience. I still do not understand why anyone in the world would ever sit directly on a public toilet seat or flush it with their hands... seriously wtf? Why would anyone do that? Then they shake your hand and we all catch the AIDS and die.
I was never in school half the time
lol, funny statement.
Sorry to her that Sags. Can things be worked out/at least ended on good terms?

phae
12-17-2005, 02:14 AM
I was never in school half the time, and I passed with Cs. Life was easy in high school. I also did never work.

upper middle class kids from suburbs are scarry though. They'd have wars over what's post-industrial goth or whatever. Then they'd cry over how their parents didn't let them go to their devil worshiping concert. Goths and Emos are the strangest mother fuckers on earth.

Ahahah.

I was actually one of the cute goth kids in HS.. mainly because I was allowed to do everything they weren't. Not go home for a week at a time? That was me. Dressed how I want when I wanted? Me, as well. Was able to go home piss drunk and/or high as a kite? Me, again. All the other kids would panic about curfews and shit, when I was like "yo, can i just crash on the couch when this shit eventually stops beating up my pupils?" That was me.

All my mom asked for was a call once a day to make sure I was still alive, and that I had money to get home. And if I didn't, she'd come out and pick me up and take me back home. I've had her pick me up from raves, and even had her GO to raves with me with no problem. My mom actually LOVES raves, because all my friends are nice to her, and my mom has no problems about other people doing drugs (including her daughter) as long as they are safe about it.

*InVeRs3*
12-17-2005, 02:18 AM
We should totally make a book of the ramblings in this thread. We're everyday people, from different walks of life, we've all been raised differently and shit.. but we come together to gossip and shoot the shit with each other like best friends every day.

It makes me so happy to have you guys. ^_^

Or better yet, A REALITY TV SHOW!

phae
12-17-2005, 02:28 AM
This is the story of 6 nerds picked to live in a house?

I'd be the loudmouthed drunk girl that every reality TV show has.. um.. shit.

Lets call FOX and make this happen.

Murt!
12-17-2005, 02:34 AM
This is the story of 6 nerds picked to live in a house?

I'd be the loudmouthed drunk girl that every reality TV show has.. um.. shit.

Lets call FOX and make this happen.

Can I have Executive Producer credits?:lol:

Cisco
12-17-2005, 02:55 AM
Ok, i'm switching my course soon... i'll soon be taking up human biology. The university i've chose to move too doesn't have a course on medicine, the closest is Human Biology... w/c is only about 2 years, after the 2 years i will be automatically switched to one of the branches to take up medicine.


anyway, i know that i chose to carry something big... and i am asking those that have took up medicine/biology about how to manage my time. I mean, i've pretty much heard allot: "I will lose my social life"... etc etc.

for those of you that have studied bio/med, is that 100% true? I mean, i assume you guys must of had some free time during the week for friends, shoryuken, and just anything random. How do you manage your time and make room for the social life?

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-17-2005, 03:02 AM
Sorry to her that Sags. Can things be worked out/at least ended on good terms?

I haven't seen her for the past two days. I'd have to actually talk to her to see what's going on. Considering the stress we've both been through and how difficult communicating has become because of our conflicting circumstances, I'm just starting to notice hints that the love may be dwindling mutually between us.

The last few months have been horrible for me. Emotionally. Financially. You name it, it's happened. She's been there as much as she can, but I'm not sure... maybe I've just become too much of a burden for her to handle anymore. We've sacrificed a lot for each other in the past. I don't know. Maybe the well has finally run dry.

...Shrug. I just want to know what's going on. I'm tired of feeling like a failure.

I honestly wouldn't wish this waiting game upon anyone. Hell... I shouldn't even be up this early. I woke up at 3:30 in the fucking morning.

I'm going to try and go back to bed.

Long distance relationships aren't more trouble than they are worth when the person on the other side of the spectrum actually matters...

They're just trouble period.

Ne0phyte
12-17-2005, 03:09 AM
Ah, people you love are never a burden. It should be one's pleasure to take care of and look out for the people they love. Don't talk yourself down like that; as much as it makes me sad when I've heard my boyfriend say that to me I'm sure it would hurt her too.

I'm sure it's not the love that's dwindling. I'm a firm believer that love doesn't dwindle. The romantic sappy and picture perfect stuff does, but the certainty of having someone whom you care for and cares about you in return no matter what never goes away. Not as long as you're together. And even after that sometimes! If you guys love each other, you can work through most anything and deal with whatever comes your way to be together. Seems you're just stressed and need a little break. What do I know though.

AdverseSolutions
12-17-2005, 07:04 AM
for those of you that have studied bio/med, is that 100% true? I mean, i assume you guys must of had some free time during the week for friends, shoryuken, and just anything random. How do you manage your time and make room for the social life?

if by 'making room for the social life' you mean stalking a woman you've never met (both physically and electronically), and by 'managing time' you mean jacking off into a trash can while reading the bible, you're going to be in trouble. both are very labor-intensive tasks.

JackTenrac!
12-17-2005, 07:36 AM
Alot of high school/secondary school ramblings here. Remember when you went in with all those preconsumptions from what you saw on Degrassi and 90210, and came out with a totally different picture? well, I kind of did since Bear went to two of them.

When I visited my old HS, all we did was fight each other in Capcom VS. SNK, XMVSSF, and MVSC. Also, they developed a way to make the Yu-Gi-Oh TCG an equivilent to cracks by betting things on the game itself. This kid lost his watch to a buddy of mine in a game. :rofl:

Still, in that area, I was the popular nerd. How was this done? two things:a Street Name, and reputation for breathing video games out of your very nostrills. I liked the friends/enemies social life there, because enemies differed. My old adversary was my ex. girl's guy friend. The stereotypes were all there.

Our caf was decent. We actually had a Pizza Pizza stationed up with Coke endorsements everywhere. A Tims for morning folk. I used to Zangief panzerottis like they were going out of style. Usually, all we did was draw, talk, watch anime in the art room, play b-ball, avoid 9er beats, and diss people happily.

Grade 9 == Best time to learn about women. Bar none

The second place I went to just got me into trouble with desis. Ruined my life. Thank God for Post-Secondary.

Roxie
12-17-2005, 07:46 AM
I enjoyed my HS experience.

I wasn't a popular kid, I don't think...to be honest, I don't really know who the popular kids where. Out HS social dynamics where a lot different than most b/c our FB team sucked. They won 2 games spanned over 4 years.

However, our marching/symphonic band got alot of awards, high marks, and traveled the most, so it was the place to be imo. Which is where I was. I liked it, band was like a fam. Forget the jealous upperclassmen when I was seated higher than them in our section. They hated for real. Never, ever said why either.

I had some real crazy times, but that was due to people going crazy around me. A friend whose parents had split up, went a little bonkers. Started threatening us, her friends. Cutting herself, flirting with my b/f. Asking how much our families made, man it was crazy.

I'd bought her a balloon for Valentines day, cause in our group, she was the only one not paired up with a b/f and I didn't want her to feel unloved. But then when we were in art class, I got a rose/candygram from the b/f. She got angry and gave me her present back..

Million
12-17-2005, 08:30 AM
^yessss....the band is actually a cool experience if it's a black or mostly black school. It fascinates me how the perception and stereotype of "band folk" differs with race. To white people "band = geeks and losers". To black people "band = cool/alright/whoah what instrument did you play?!." I think it's mostly due to the different style there...the black bands are usually "show-style"...giving the audience a real SHOW....dancing, popular music, high-stepping, HOT ass majorettes in tiny outfits, etc. The white bands are mostly core-style...which is the bullshit you see in movies most of the time; heel-toe marching(*looks like speed-walking. This is not cool, and not entertaining, folks....well, I guess it counts as entertaining if you're trying to get people to laugh.), and generally lame uniforms. Their musical performances can be pretty much on point technically...but with little "soul", and almost NO popular music.

*on a sidenote...I'm normally too extremely shy to dance, but in the band it was different...it was like I became another person entirely, and the "The Performer/Show" aspect of my persona would come out. Ohhhh there was nothing like it....out there on the field in front of thousands, occasionally on tv....that feeling when you know the audience was just served up a TIGHT performance, and they're all obviously into it....it was like a drug. Oh and at the college level...there was always a HUGE meal after any show. TSU band, at least when I was there, usually hit up the Old Country Buffet. I would eat until I really could not eat anymore...like at least 3 plates of food. That's what ya do when the school handles the bill for your meal....take extreme advantage of it. The parades were always fun too...but more tiring.

More self-analysis ---"The Performer" persona, as with most psychological things...began in early childhood of course. There was the fact of me being the "only child", plus the influence of a family of sitcom-worthy "characters", and severe asthma early on(*laughter and such = best medicine), which lead to me always being "on stage" early in life.

In other randomness...I think it's time for a trip to the comic book shop today. Once again...I love this location....the comic shop is one of many things I can just walk to. It's down the street and around a corner my apartment....and I just remembered...there's a Wendy's over there too...haha...I'm in walking distance of 2 Wendy's...
Seriously folks...is it even a battle? Wendy's beats the shit out of McDonald's.

RoninChaos
12-17-2005, 08:51 AM
I enjoyed my HS experience.

I wasn't a popular kid, I don't think...to be honest, I don't really know who the popular kids where. Out HS social dynamics where a lot different than most b/c our FB team sucked. They won 2 games spanned over 4 years.


Ha ha, yeah they did. My football team used to stomp yours out on the regular. When I played we beat them all four years by 40 points a game each year. It was hilarious. One year we started 3rd string for kicks.

Roxie
12-17-2005, 09:18 AM
Haha, I wouldn't be surprised.

One of those games we won though, was with Campbell and boy were they pissed!
The next game we played aganist them had a full police escort.

Call me.

Hunter D
12-17-2005, 09:33 AM
HaHa must I wouldn't have been on that shitty team. I'm glad I actually played for a good team.

Lantis
12-17-2005, 10:05 AM
Meh. I think my relationship is slowly but surely going down hill for sure.

I should have saw this coming.

Don't worry, we will gladly welcome you back in the ranks of the Jerk Ninjas, where we solely wander in Azn pRon, Lindsay Lohan's newfound titties, and long IRC sessions involving Viscant's continuous sexual cosplayer mishaps.

You see? Evolution ALWAYS gets back to ya...one way or the other. :wink:

Roxie
12-17-2005, 10:30 AM
Million, we did core-style and no majorettes, but we still had good shows.

One we had a magic trick that involved a girl dressed as pink bunny disappearing on one side of the field and reapperaing in another. In the same show, Our drum major would disappear at the end.

Other shows had dance steps, a lampost--where we'd just stand around and snap to jazz...parts where we slowed down and speed up just like a train (playin "A Train")...

anyway, the year after I graduated they wen to japan! GAH

Dan?
12-17-2005, 10:53 AM
get in an accident and die on the way there....

(but honestly if you died i would be sort of sad....)

This almost happened, as a matter of fact.

I got about an hour and fifteen minutes into my drive, had just freshly turned onto I-10 (otherwise known as purgatory or neutral beige nothingness) when there was a strange feeling in the wheel and sort of a popping/cracking noise. Next thing you know, my hood is spewing smoke like mad. I pull over to the shoulder pronto, thankfully there was no traffic, just as my brakes stop working. Eventually I stopped and make some quick calls. I got towed, and then had to wait in Wal-Mart in this nowheresville "Live Oak" for three hours while my Dad drove up to grab me. Took care of some Christmas shopping to make sure I didn't go insane.

Come to find out today that that thing over heated, and now the engine is toast, and my Wagon is dead. Sigh, I wanted to drive that thing for a loooooooong time to come, but I guess not.

In any case, I just had work done on it two days before Thanksgiving. So, needless to say, I'm kinda pissed, but definitely glad I didn't get in a wreck or anything. Whoever prayed that I would not die: thank you. This coulda been alot worse than it was, but now I'm stranded in my hometown with no transportation.

<God> :hcb::hp: Jesus Flaaaaaaaaaame!
<Me> ;-;
<The Wagon> X_x

IluvBloody
12-17-2005, 11:40 AM
I was actually one of the cute goth kids in HS..
correction.. not cute, but big breasted... you've got some beefy titts momma
Meh. I think my relationship is slowly but surely going down hill for sure.

I should have saw this coming.
YO i take this thing to heart.. i may sound like an ass... but i can't to see guys get their hearts broken...
so lets see if we can help.. tell us about your relationship... the reason i'm so interested is because i'm gonna dump my current GF for a cuter girl (we seems to have alot in comman AND SHE PLAYS FUCKING V-GAMES) ... so yeah where exactly do you think you whent wrong?... is there anything you could've done to save it?


ah and DAN i was just kidding about that dude... i'm glad "ARE YOU OKAY!?"
but that's what you get for driving a wagon... get a rice rocket or a herse

Nemesis00
12-17-2005, 11:45 AM
Man, I hated high school. I wish I could go back, but with the attitude and views of life I have now. I could rule my school with an iron fist.

Azrael
12-17-2005, 12:14 PM
I hated high school myself. I couldn't graduate fast enough. College >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HS.

Million
12-17-2005, 12:55 PM
heh, my feelings on college should be well-known here by now...but you know I can't shut up about it...

while high school was nice for me...college is the true Utopian Existence....a stage of life that is only surpassed by a rich man's life.

*I think my awesome(but sadly uncontrollable)jinx power has actually affected the PSP! To me, this all seems like we're in Bizarro World regarding the 2 main handheld systems here. It looks like it's N64 vs. PSX all over again...only for some reason...people are all over the "N64" here, aka DS. Graphics aren't even close; PSP takes a big wet shit all over DS, of course. DS has a couple of games I need to play, but PSP also has great games, but I seem to be the only person that thinks so....it's strange. I can't get enough of Darkstalkers, so that right there + a portable Twisted Metal makes PSP already worth an inevitable purchase early on. DS came out with a SHIT launch(*possibly worse than the Ps2 launch), yet PSP had appealing games immediately....but nobody made an issue of this? Nobody had a problem with the fact that the best DS game for at least what...6 months or so...was Super Mario 64?! PSP came out strong IMMEDIATELY with good stuff to buy. PSP even has the better visual(*emphasis since we all know Sony hardware is garbage with regard to functionality/quality/durability) hardware design. The screen is larger, and better...then they have a GTA, there's now an Xmen Legends game, "Infection" looks good, etc. It goes on and on. Normally, this would lead me to believe it really is like n64 vs. psx part II, with PSP DESTROYING DS by quite a margin....but that's not the case. The gaming media, and the general audience seems to be all over DS' nutsack, no matter what great games come to the psp. It's just strange to me....and leads me to believe my jinx was somehow a factor...

Sometimes I think...perhaps if I voted for Bush...Kerry would actually be the President right now. It sounds crazy, irrational, and stupid, but this is really the way things work out at least 85% of the time, from what I've seen.

Jinx/bad luck on computers---during a 3d class, this one thing the teacher showed us worked for EVERYONE except me. I did exactly what he just showed on the screen, and it didn't work. He came over and did everything exactly right, and of course...the program produced the desired result with no bullshit. There was absolutely nothing different in how he and my classmates did that....yet when I followed the instructions EXACTLY, the computer started bullshitting. I even tried it after he did....and it didn't work. The teacher had no clue....at least I felt vindicated in that scenario, as I finally had a witness to this phenonema. It actually occurs quite often with computers, now that I think of it.

"Meenwhaail....ideals like peas, freedom...justice...they get tacked up...bot...weekenallgohome.."

Slide
12-17-2005, 01:08 PM
...we did core-style and no majorettes, but we still had good shows.



Core-style is weeaak.

Showtime.

Morgan State U

what.
Damn, i kinda miss it a lil bit. couldnt stay a music major anyway, it got sort of 'ruined' for me.

Roxie
12-17-2005, 01:16 PM
It was that RCA/MP3 player wasn't it?

It sheer weight and magnitude crushed you soul..I know, I know...it's ok...

What's with the core-style hatin? You'd be amazed how many people can't see to do it without looking down.

Besides, it makes you look as if you're gliding.

Slide
12-17-2005, 01:21 PM
Stoooooop right there.

Cause i dont even rok that RCA Lyra anymore, chik.

you know i got that 30gig Ipod video. your mp3 player cracks are PRIMITIVE NOW. i be listening to this thing every single day when im not on a mission. music music music.

Easy Back It Up- Styles of Beyond

see?
I'm sitting here right now in the netcafe listenin

*wouldnt have been able to carry that lyra over here if it was here anyway.

Million
12-17-2005, 01:40 PM
cheh, we'd sometimes do that "scissor-step" just for laughs....not in a show though, of course.

... forgot I had Bravo network...I never look at it. CIRQUE DU SOLEIL is on now, people! Watch it! I've loved those shows since HBO started airing them in the 80s...they do amazing things..it takes the notion of "circus" to a new level of actual artistry and visual/musical genius. The music is so great...I will probably be inspired to buy a random CdS album this weekend.(*if my cheapness doesn't supercede my judgement) I only have 2 CdS albums; Nouvelle Experience and Mystere'....the music in the show that's on now is good too...

Zachman
12-17-2005, 03:16 PM
I agree, highschool does suck and I can't wait to graduate in june.

phae
12-17-2005, 03:18 PM
correction.. not cute, but big breasted... you've got some beefy titts momma

I think i'm cute, as do a whole lot of other people. Sorry, you fail.

And yes, my tatas are beefy. They're also soft and make great pillows. :lol:

FistsofFury
12-17-2005, 04:26 PM
^yessss....the band is actually a cool experience if it's a black or mostly black school. It fascinates me how the perception and stereotype of "band folk" differs with race. To white people "band = geeks and losers". To black people "band = cool/alright/whoah what instrument did you play?!." I think it's mostly due to the different style there...the black bands are usually "show-style"...giving the audience a real SHOW....dancing, popular music, high-stepping, HOT ass majorettes in tiny outfits, etc. The white bands are mostly core-style...which is the bullshit you see in movies most of the time; heel-toe marching(*looks like speed-walking. This is not cool, and not entertaining, folks....well, I guess it counts as entertaining if you're trying to get people to laugh.), and generally lame uniforms. Their musical performances can be pretty much on point technically...but with little "soul", and almost NO popular music.



Our High School band did both core style and high stepping. But I never got to high step because I walked around with a drum. Yay.

I loved marching band, it was a lot of work but I loved the feeling of community and of putting on a good show. A lot of 'soul music' sounds really good in a marching band style. Really good.

Songs I want to hear a 'black' Marching Band play (like if I was a millionaire I'd pay a marching band to play them to my delight):

-Guile's Theme from Street Fighter II.
-Haddaway's "What Is Love"
-The first stage theme from Streets of Rage II.
-The Final Fantasy 6 and 7 main themes.

=I got a damn job finally. As a delivery driver for 'Pita Pit'. Hooray.

phae
12-17-2005, 04:42 PM
Our High School band did both core style and high stepping. But I never got to high step because I walked around with a drum. Yay.

I loved marching band, it was a lot of work but I loved the feeling of community and of putting on a good show. A lot of 'soul music' sounds really good in a marching band style. Really good.

Songs I want to hear a 'black' Marching Band play (like if I was a millionaire I'd pay a marching band to play them to my delight):

-Guile's Theme from Street Fighter II.
-Haddaway's "What Is Love"
-The first stage theme from Streets of Rage II.
-The Final Fantasy 6 and 7 main themes.

=I got a damn job finally. As a delivery driver for 'Pita Pit'. Hooray.


Pitas.. mm.

Now I have the urge for a pita sammich thing. I guess tomorrow i'm going grocery shopping.. whole wheat pitas here I come..

Million
12-17-2005, 04:42 PM
^yeah...one case in particular is "90's Girl" from that 1.5-hit wonder Blackgirl. I heard a band playing that in one of the homecoming parades a few years ago, and it actually sounded better than the real song! That high school had a nice full sound too...unfortunately I can't remember who that was...actually, it might've been Westwood(awesome HUGE high school band from Memphis. ). It didn't matter how much school pride ya had...most bands had a certain amount of fear for Westwood. They were like a university band, posing undercover as a high school band. Their sound was just ridiculous...it was like a musical Juggernaut.

College marching band schedule was so crazy...summer bandcamp started promptly at 6am every morning if I recall...but we had the policy of "to be on time is to be late...to be early is to be on time.", so we REALLY had to be out there ready to go by 5:45am...and it would go on until "whenever" at night....after that there were occasionally sectionals. Man, those first few days...I felt so intimidated....the drum-majors were all generally CUT and buff...looking like they were strong enough to punch your face off. Then there was auditions in front of the prof and the section-leader. Prof Kirk, RIP, was such a character though...he was actually similar in many ways to the band director from Drumline(the one played by the guy from Tom Joyner Morning Show...can't remember the name now....yes..Jay Anthony Brown!) yeah...Jay's character was probably based at least a little from the legendary Prof. Kirk. I miss the guy so much...some asswipe killed him over the summer before my sophomore year.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-17-2005, 05:48 PM
Welp... all is well with Hiryu and his beloved. ^_^;

Our relationship is just fine. In fact, I've decided to go down there and see her next summer at the latest. If that works out.. I'm probably gonna end up moving. I hate Ohio. All I've ever wanted is her and I'm in the best position to do ANYTHING.. so it would be just fine. Things were a litlte shaky.. but I'm fine now. We're fine now. We're going to have to be. She's all I really have left.

Thanks everyone for giving a damn. Even you, Iluv. I never saw that coming.. at all. :wtf:

I might actually like you now because of it.

Watch yourself.

And Dan? that Jesus Flame shit was off the crazy ward and straight into the church, son. I couldn't stop laughing and that why you're sigged. :rofl:

ShinAkumax
12-17-2005, 05:57 PM
Celibacy becomes more difficult during the holydays..

Ne0phyte
12-17-2005, 07:54 PM
Welp... all is well with Hiryu and his beloved. ^_^;

Our relationship is just fine. In fact, I've decided to go down there and see her next summer at the latest. If that works out.. I'm probably gonna end up moving. I hate Ohio. All I've ever wanted is her and I'm in the best position to do ANYTHING.. so it would be just fine. Things were a litlte shaky.. but I'm fine now. We're fine now. We're going to have to be. She's all I really have left.

Thanks everyone for giving a damn. Even you, Iluv. I never saw that coming.. at all. :wtf:

I might actually like you now because of it.

Watch yourself.

And Dan? that Jesus Flame shit was off the crazy ward and straight into the church, son. I couldn't stop laughing and that why you're sigged. :rofl:
I knew it. But why are you waiting til the summer to see her!? Go now now now!

Why the holy hell is SRK moving so slowly the last couple days?

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-17-2005, 07:55 PM
Hiryu = Broke.

That's why among many many other things.

I'm a bad luck charm just waiting to happen to me. My life is crazy stressed. Believe that.

rinispark
12-17-2005, 07:59 PM
Where the heck is everyone? I woke up at 4pm and there is no one home. Someone shoot me.

sidethought- omg Million youre still here...

Nemesis00
12-17-2005, 08:03 PM
Noone's home? Raid the closets and find those porno tapes your old man has lying around.


I think I'm gonna rip off every new avatar trend that comes along. First it was the iPod trend, now this. I will say this though. Sole is some good shit to listen to when fucking around in photoshop.

Million
12-17-2005, 08:16 PM
yes, I am still here...and I saw the graduation pic...you're still a cutie. heh, I haven't forgotten.

I saw DOA3 for just 3.99 at the comic shop today...I may get it later...I'm not sure. It's tough to argue with a game that just costs 4 bucks. They have an Atari 7800 there too! It is 30 bucks...perhaps later, I have a lot of spending to do this month, since I plan on getting a "real phone" before going home for christmas.

Carpet Lint
12-17-2005, 09:35 PM
Wendy's Bacon Mushroom Melt is the finest fast food burger in all the land.

Murt!
12-17-2005, 09:39 PM
when no ones home I watch my dads Fritz The Cat DVDs.

Mechanica
12-17-2005, 09:40 PM
- I want [to pirate] a Melty Blood game. Sure, I'm evil, or something, but I can't really buy anything online, anyway. I just want to mess around with a new fighting game engine. Alas, I don't know where to find it, or anything. Asking here, at least obviously, would be against the ToS, though. If you... you know, want to hook a brother up... I mean, what?

- Just yesterday I was wishing my friends would stop smoking, and then I read the topic where OC told us his father just died of smoking. Sigh, I'm going to have to have my father die on me from smoking, too. Probably my friends, too, because they're obviously not going to quit. Fuck cigarettes, fuck tobacco companies, FUCK FUCK FUCK idiots who have to smoke. I seriously want to sock my friends in the jaw, female or not, every time they say "I need a cigarette."

Million
12-17-2005, 09:52 PM
^I'm always thinking that....particularly when I see a cute girl suddenly light up a cig--"honey, WHY are you smoking? :sad: " It just kills such a substantial amount of hotness points. Every guy I've known has the same opinion too...a girl who is 10-status immediately drops several points on the scale once we see her light one up....you can almost hear the faint Price is Right Loser theme playing in the background when seeing that...

I wonder what's a worse point deduction? Smoking...or babies? I think babies may actually be worse, as that's not a problem that can be "corrected"...at least not without some horrible, sinister drastic measures. Smoking is something she could potentially stop doing...the child unfortunately is always going to be there.

Hot woman with a child = one of the few occasions where a man will actually FriendZone™ a woman. Yeah, ladies...see how it feels. Take a bite of that wonderful "misery sandwich", and bite down on absolute hopelessness. Yes, I take such pleasure in this.

I'm pretty sure Oprah is a carpetbagger....yeah...I'd put money on it. I bet she's fucked her "friend" Gail at least a few times. Stedman is just a decoy on her payroll. As the great Dean Big Brother Almighty would say..."he aint seen no paaaaaaaaaaaarts of the PUSSAY!"

Nemesis00
12-17-2005, 09:59 PM
Gah! The last thing I needed in my head was the thought of Oprah being a boxcutter.

FistsofFury
12-18-2005, 02:19 AM
Man, SRK is dead.

=S-Cry-ed. I guess it started over. It seemed to end on a weird note to me, but I was only half paying attention to the series.

=Someone explain computer hard drives to me. Why can't I just add space to an existing hard drive on my laptop without an external drive? WHY!?!?!?!

Ne0phyte
12-18-2005, 02:56 AM
^I'm always thinking that....particularly when I see a cute girl suddenly light up a cig--"honey, WHY are you smoking? :sad: " It just kills such a substantial amount of hotness points. Every guy I've known has the same opinion too...a girl who is 10-status immediately drops several points on the scale once we see her light one up....you can almost hear the faint Price is Right Loser theme playing in the background when seeing that...

BECAUSE SHE LIKES IT AND IT'S HER RIGHT GOD NOTHING YOU SAY WILL EVER CHANGE THAT SHE HAS TO COME TO THAT ON HER OWN TERMS!

Just kidding. It's like 2006. Let's stop fucking around. Life fucks us on a daily basis as it is. Why willingly add on to it? And why PAY for it! GOD! If I want to die, that shit is gonna be quick, cheap, and painless; not drawn out over my entire life and cost me literally thousands. of. dollars. omg.

Anygoddamnway, I can't wait to go out for breakfast with my friend, if I'm even up that is.

Murt!
12-18-2005, 03:18 AM
I vote that SRK get an archive section where old, classic threads can be saved.

FistsofFury
12-18-2005, 03:32 AM
I vote that SRK get an archive section where old, classic threads can be saved.


LOL I thought a long time ago about forming an 'SRK Thread Preservation Commission' to routinely bump good threads to keep them from being deleted.

Ne0phyte
12-18-2005, 03:40 AM
Well there's this... (http://web.archive.org/web/20041021203151/www.shoryuken.com/forums/archive/index.php/f-3.html)

Ukyo Tachibana
12-18-2005, 05:09 AM
I find it pretty interesting that it's a popular trend to say "co-sign" in SRK nowadays, to convey a sense of complementary agreement...although, correct me if I'm wrong, but... isn't it cosine?

Unless I'm missing an inside joke of some sort...

FistsofFury
12-18-2005, 05:14 AM
I find it pretty interesting that it's a popular trend to say "co-sign" in SRK nowadays, to convey a sense of complementary agreement...although, correct me if I'm wrong, but... isn't it cosine?

Unless I'm missing an inside joke of some sort...


Well 'co-sign' is also a legal term. For example someone co-signs on ownership/responsibility of a car with someone else when they buy it. I believe it works with apartments also.

I just find it funny when people write 'cosine' on SRK.

Ne0phyte
12-18-2005, 05:54 AM
I find it pretty interesting that it's a popular trend to say "co-sign" in SRK nowadays, to convey a sense of complementary agreement...although, correct me if I'm wrong, but... isn't it cosine?

Unless I'm missing an inside joke of some sort...

Well 'co-sign' is also a legal term. For example someone co-signs on ownership/responsibility of a car with someone else when they buy it. I believe it works with apartments also.

I just find it funny when people write 'cosine' on SRK.

Yep; co-signing is just when someone signs a contract with someone else to pick up the slack in case the someone else can't uphold their end of the bargain. I assume the co is for cooperative? And cosine is a trig term! Hehe. It's a bad SINE that he didn't know that. Don't make me go off on a TANGENT :razzy:

I can't stop reading through my sister's old deadjournal from a few years ago. I'm constantly thinking about the past and I embrace memories of them with joy. (Not bad ones of course.) *sigh* The good old days...

I'm so tired I have a headache.

Roxie
12-18-2005, 05:56 AM
but apparently your girl likes being hurt.

Yeah man, it seems that way, but it's different now. Now she's like, "I don't deserve this", finally putting what she does to what he does and seeing how it doesn't match up. Financial situations and his constant putting off of school are helping her see the light.

What's so bad about the relationship? What does the dude do/don't do??


Here are just a few examples..

Basically, my friend is in uni to become a pharmacist.
This guy has been saying he'll go to school, going so far as to apply but then two weeks before decisions can be made trying to get his transcript from his HS. Which takes two weeks to get.

One valentines day, she had plans to go to a hotel and stuff-he asked her to call it off, he had a big surprise for her. She said okay, she'd see him at his house. She went and he reveals he didn't have a surprise, he just wanted her to be excited about coming over to see him.

Then there was the time her mother kicked her out of the house b/c she felt that she was spending to much time with her b/f. She had no where to go, so moved in with him and his mother. He then decides to tell her he thinks that they're moving too fast.

Now, she & he live together with his mother. Who is depressed, has no friends and cried when they gave away the cats b/c of the expensive medical bills. She also hasn't had a job in 5 years, so I don't know what made them think she'd get one now.

Earlier this year they got engaged.
Then, as usually he did or didn't something and I asked her, "You know, this is your fiance. You've been together 3 years and hasn't changed, despite all the talks you've had. He'll do right for a few days and then it's the same again. He's not changing anytime soon. Do you really think you can live like this for the rest of your life as his wife?"

Since then, things have been changing--not with him, but with her. She's told them both if his mother doesn't have job by the time the lease is up, she's gone.

Cisco
12-18-2005, 06:10 AM
- Just yesterday I was wishing my friends would stop smoking, and then I read the topic where OC told us his father just died of smoking. Sigh, I'm going to have to have my father die on me from smoking, too. Probably my friends, too, because they're obviously not going to quit. Fuck cigarettes, fuck tobacco companies, FUCK FUCK FUCK idiots who have to smoke. I seriously want to sock my friends in the jaw, female or not, every time they say "I need a cigarette."


I pretty much wish i could stop smoking, but it is that hard. I seriously admit that i am a strong smoker, i can smoke 1 whole pack in just half a day. From the moment i wake up and prepare for school i pretty much have consumed 3-4 ciggs already, and my preperation is pretty much 1 hr in half before my first class. I'm trying to cut back, i hate the habit but i love the taste so i guess my will-power in quiting is low. They don't sell any nicotine patches here in the P.I. so i'm pretty much have no method besides cold turkey. I've been given some suggestions; like smoking the herb ciggs, w/c i have tried; it's just the price; the taste; and the strong smell turns me off in giving it a shot. I will try cigars though. My friends gave me that suggestion, since most "trying-to-quit" smokers have it difficult since the taste is what is missed. I was told that with just two puffs of a cigar would give me a satisfaction for a crave... i pretty much need to quit. I've been smoking for about 4 years already (started around age 15); my gums/lips have gotten darker and my lips pretty much gets dried fast.



--
Now that question i asked 2 pages earlier, w/c was replied by some idiot trying to be funny.

Cisco
12-18-2005, 06:29 AM
Now with the high school discussion being discussed before.

I pretty much like High School life over college life. Don't get me wrong, i'm very happy to be in college. Less rules, the freedom; nicer people and all that. It's just i had allot of fun at HS. I was pretty much the guitarist of my group, everyday (in rescess, lunch, fieldtrips, waiting for my service to take me home) i would bring a guitar and randomly play some songs. When me and my group of friends walked through the basketball court and headed towards the bleachers; i would walk strumming the guitar. There was just too many wild shit that happened in my school during the time i was still a student there. During recollections (w/c is some "thing" catholic schools do... hard to explain), me and my friends would rip apart the restroom. Throwing wet-toilet paper around, clogging the sinks/toilets, pissing on the floor, etc. I remember one time, my school had some kind of plant fair and well.... i snuck in poison ivy and had the whole school itching their asses off (w/c caused the school a whole week off, since well... that kind of shit rarely happens in my country. all though it added a week w/c made us end late during the summer.). I remember one time during Mass, my friend accidently screamed out "CHIMAY" (w/c means maid or something like that) loud as hell, w/c caused allot of head turning to where we where sitting; w/c also interrupted the Holy Eucharist part. That was most funniest thing that i can remember.

Million
12-18-2005, 07:52 AM
he didn't have a surprise, he just wanted her to be excited about coming over to see him. This made me laugh...it was like an episode of Punk'd.

I have to spend much more than I previously thought this month:
-2 toy christmas presents
-rent, financial aid bill, cable/internet bill, and groceries as usual
-a "real" cell. phone
-20 buck phone card yesterday...I didn't want to get this since I plan on getting a new phone probably today or later this week...but I just had 3 dollars of talk time....heh, this has been my only phone since being in the new apartment.
-a Teen Titans 2-figure pack for myself! I saw one yesterday that had Red X!!! I have to have it...it looks too good. I'm tempted to get 2(*keep one sealed), as they will more than likely be worth something later on. This is probably the last TT season.
-new dress shoes.
-gas--going home for christmas of course.

things I want to get, but most likely won't since I have a pitiful paycheck:
-PSP(several games for it), DS(Mario Kart and DBZ Supersonic Warriors 2), a Ps2(finally), several Xbox games(*Painkiller will be top priority when it comes out), and a few Gamecube games. I am way behind on gaming this generation.
-new speakers; my old computer speakers are effectively dead. They still work, but it's a bitch and a half trying to turn them on! I hit the power switch, and the light flashes but then it goes out as it has been turned off. I've had to hit power several times, hoping it would "catch" and stay on, but now it just won't come on at all. I switched to these old speakers because I dropped my precious apple-pro speakers...one busted open, and it's dead. I can't tolerate sound only coming from one side.

-DVD recorder---hopefully mom will get this for christmas....eh, probably not. That's 100 bucks(for a cheap one) there...

*sometimes I wish I had some weed I could sell or something to cover this. Anyone have any inside knowledge on that? *Suppose* you were selling something of that nature...what could you expect to make...hypothetically speaking, of course...

Ukyo Tachibana
12-18-2005, 12:59 PM
Cosine does work in that same context, though. I"ve seen it used in some literature... it's originally a trig term, yes, but if you want to convey a sense of complements, cosine works.

Besides, if you really want to use "co-sign" in that same context, it would really be "co-signed". But most people here would just say "co-sign that shit".

But whatever. Getting off a tangent here.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-18-2005, 01:01 PM
The standard avatar limit is utter bullshit.

I can't upload my glorious animated Chaz avatar because of it. :sad:

RoninChaos
12-18-2005, 01:13 PM
Yeah man, it seems that way, but it's different now. Now she's like, "I don't deserve this", finally putting what she does to what he does and seeing how it doesn't match up. Financial situations and his constant putting off of school are helping her see the light.

Right, I'll believe it when I see it. That whole abstinence thing was utterly retarded too. Not a lot of critical thinking there. Not tryin' to down your girl cause I think she's cool peoples but these half baked ideas she's come up with are fucking hilarious.

Million
12-18-2005, 01:22 PM
"Run Girl" from David Banner is a good strip club song...

*picked up the toys for my godson and his big sister...a Power Ranger and one of those monkeys from Super Monkey Robot Team Hyperforce Go. I was going to go the educational route...but I decided to just give them "pure fun" toys this time. Y'know...it would be a lot easier shopping for 2 kids who are the same gender..."equal gift status" is an issue of course with 2 kids...and obviously, if it was just 2 boys...I'd get 2 power rangers, or 2 GI Joes, or 2 Transformers, and call it a day...or if it's 2 girls = 2 dolls or something...but shopping for 1 boy and 1 girl...that just throws a monkey wrench into that kind of simplicity. ehhh...now I'm concerned she may not even be into the Monkey figure(*I got the girly-monkey from the team of course), since it's not exactly obvious that's a "girl toy"....but the Ranger...there's no uncertainty there...that's clearly a boy's toy. The new Mystic Force season looks like it will suck, but that's another issue...

*new cell.phone has been acquired...and oh yes...I have a camera-phone. There was an x360 set up in the Walmart I went to...but some little kid was hogging the thing FOREVER. I just gave up, as I knew he would be there for quite awhile playing that Call of Duty game....heh.."duty" still makes me laugh, since of course I always think "doody?" when I hear that. heheee...."doody-ball"...doody-juice... When I was little, I always preferred to use "dookey" though. I only heard white kids use "doody".

*I love Fiona Apple's cover of "Across the Universe"...of course that vid for it had little to no play on MTV. She killed her career basically by telling the world THE TRUTH at that one awards show. Humans don't usually like to hear an ugly truth, so naturally...everyone has hated her ever since that infamous moment. You can't deny what she says though...this world really is filled with bullshit. It's overflowing with it. Anyone that thinks otherwise is just delusional, and/or living with rose-tinted glasses on...simple as that.

4-day work-week coming up! 4-day weekend coming up!

phae
12-18-2005, 01:37 PM
This pizza is delightful. Papa Johns.. the only place where i can get pineapple/bacon/chicken pizza on staten island, and buffalo wings. And.. yes.

So good. I'm indulging while I can because come the new year eating like this is fucking over ..

I'm downloading Season one of Good Eats, which might be the best show on the food network. Hooray.

Carpet Lint
12-18-2005, 03:01 PM
The standard avatar limit is utter bullshit.

I can't upload my glorious animated Chaz avatar because of it. :sad:
Yeah, I made a tiny animated War Photographer avatar like the one OC has right now, but I didn't know we were only allowed like 19 KB or something.

This is War Photographer, for all that are wondering.

http://www.cockrockdisco.com/JFDSwpweb.mov

This shit is so fucking awesome...it blows my mind.

Mad props to OC. ...does he post in this thread? If not, someone give him indirect mad props from me. Or you can give him direct mad props yourself, and then ADD ON indirect mad props from me on top of your initial direct mad props.

Mechanica
12-18-2005, 03:26 PM
- I hate the 20kb avatar limit, as well.

- If I won the lottery, I would donate however much money I needed to to these forums, to substantially raise that, as well as the 240s post limit. I'm assuming those are for bandwidth or something.

- I wonder how much CvS2 on Xbox would be if they had it at GameCrazy... MVP card and all... 'cause I want it.

- How can there be so much mucous in my sinuses?

Million
12-18-2005, 03:42 PM
...at the comic shop yesterday...besides DOA3 for 4 bucks...I saw GGX2 for 11 bucks. I was wondering why GGX2 would be more...let's set aside the issue of which is the better game...wouldn't it be the other way around, price-wise, considering DOA3 most likely sold more, and was much more popular? Let's be real here....SRKers are really the only people that truly give a shit about 2d fighters anymore. For the rest of the ENTIRE gaming audience, those types of games have been dead for at least 10 years or so. I'm sure most of us have friends who will look at something like SF3 or GGX and wonder "what's up with those Super Nintendo graphics?"

I was tempted to get GGX2, and it would be my first time ever playing one of those GG games...but I'm already spending more money than usual this month. I'll pay rent earlier than usual too, since I'm not even sure when the apartment office will be closed for the holidays.

*another self-administered haircut is done. I always smile at the thought of how much money I've saved over the years once I bought my own clippers. I haven't paid for a haircut since 97.

Walmart beats Kroger yet again! ---I picked up some crunchy Jif Reduced Fat Peanut Butter for 1.88. At Kroger it's always 2.15. Really, can anything beat Walmart...I mean..besides stealing? I don't think so. Oh and yes...Crunch > Smooth.

Roxie
12-18-2005, 03:42 PM
Right, I'll believe it when I see it. That whole abstinence thing was utterly retarded too. Not a lot of critical thinking there. Not tryin' to down your girl cause I think she's cool peoples but these half baked ideas she's come up with are fucking hilarious.
Yeah, I know.

She was thinking out of fear. Her mother, the cruel and evil bitch that she is, *surprisingly* coudln't have stable relationships with men. Not even her own brother, who is actually sane.
(I do wonder how much of her decision is colored by her current living situation)

I've told her before (when I was with that english guy) that she could find someone better, because I had. He was better than the one before him, he remains better than Paul, but they are both total shit compaired to the current awesomeness.:lovin:

Anyway, when I told her that she whispers, "But how do you know?" It was so heart breaking :sad: the way she said it.

See? I cand drop the asshole..now it's her turn.

WHEN ITS TIME TO PARTY WE WILL PARTY HARD!

Mechanica
12-18-2005, 04:18 PM
Fuck Walmart.

Million
12-18-2005, 05:06 PM
Really...how does one even get into smoking these days? Don't even front like that's a pleasant smell. It smells like a raw ass....like someone was just holding a raw, stank bootyhole of a dead person wide open for a few days. Sometimes it smells like homeless people. How is that nice? How is that "cool" and alluring? Really...something smells THAT bad, and you seriously think "hmm...I might want to try that..". Come on now.

I just don't get the smoking thing. Where is the upside? It doesn't even look "cool" anymore like in the old days.

*why does Steven Segal always look constipated?

RoninChaos
12-18-2005, 05:09 PM
Roxie, stop babying her, for fuck's sake. Tell her to put up or shut up. I don't know why you even entertain that shit. "But how do you know?" like this is some bullshit ass romance novel.

Roxie
12-18-2005, 05:12 PM
Roxie, stop babying her, for fuck's sake. Tell her to put up or shut up. I don't know why you even entertain that shit. "But how do you know?" like this is some bullshit ass romance novel.
I don't baby her. I tell her he's an ass and she needs to find better.

I didn't baby her with that either. My reply was "cause he's an ass!"

RoninChaos
12-18-2005, 05:14 PM
Yeah, and you've been saying that for what? Two years?

Maybe you should just stop talking cause she does it to herself.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-18-2005, 05:27 PM
Fuck Walmart.

For once, I salute you.

That place sucks too much ass to be legal.

Props for reps I've gotten in here as well. Unless her pleasure box is for the good of the community on the sly, my relationship is straight though for the record. :rofl:

JackTenrac!
12-18-2005, 05:46 PM
- Well, yeah. This seems to be going in a love/hate direction. Some women usually ignore those types of things, even when they ask another guy for advice.

- I was about to enter the ABC #9, but my LT reformatting was the straw that broke the back of many camels. I forgot a password for the system bios that would allow total overrun of the present system I have on the machine in the first place. Programs are still aboot, minus CS 2 Suite, which I lent out but misplaced. Wait,...I know where.. Maybe...

- Strange how XP and XP Pro are slightly different. Strange how Gates seems to make Pro editions of 2000 and XP about two or so years after initial production. Friends really don't let friends buy Microsoft produce.

- Caught Chronicles of Narnia with a friend, and I could say that it was decent for a Disney flick. Loved the Dodge/Roll Cancel moves by White Witch and Peter. Lucy was pretty darn young in this adaptation compared to the BBC series version. Proff D. was d...one sec...

EDIT: Back.. yeah.. it was good. James Earl should've done Aslan instead of Neesan. He'd beast the Witch harder for real...or would that show favouritism on Disney's side.

- Dad called and he was a little upset. His boss gave him early shifts on Friday, so he wanted to chill and sling back some booze Friday. I'd say yeah, but my taste is foreign. Bud, Labbat, Molson, and Coors would do nothing to the Bear. Dad's the opposite and loves everything. If he sticks around in Jan, we'll make it up. Guess this is the "friend's" part he wants. I think it's kinda cool...until he starts comparing me to him when he was my age and the daughter "cheating" made when technically, at this standpoint and in the near future, Bear beasts young Bear's Dad and his bastard sister for free, anyway.

- Missed the "middle aged white guys dissing hour"...err..Decision 2006 debate. If they threw in Your Momma jokes, I'd probably go Conservative since Harper looks as if he could defeat them all a la ILC style. The Gormery Inquiry destroyed the trust of the people to a bit of an extent, causing the Lib and the Cons to be on the same page. Speaking of which, it's hard picking a riding here since a majority of them are Singh-ended. When I get to the polls, everything looks the same. It's not Martin, it's Manjeet. :( Either way, it's a new hope.

- Chopping is not totally easy for all walks of life.

1
12-18-2005, 05:55 PM
I recently had the privilege to consume the ultimate snack that is Ritz Bits Smores. I stumbled upon them while scouring through my friends pantry in search of something to eat. I swear, these things are Jesus in cracker form. I went out and bought a few boxes. I suggest you all do the same.

Nemesis00
12-18-2005, 06:00 PM
I'd like to thank the mystery man/woman who gave me green.

Murt!
12-18-2005, 06:26 PM
where can I find all those female renditions of sf characters? As in, what website?

RetroKid
12-18-2005, 06:47 PM
I just bought one of those massage chairs today: http://www.brookstone.com/shop/product.asp?product_code=530691&world_code=1&category_code=27&subcategory_code=437&search_type=subcategory&prodtemp=t2

My life will never be productive again.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-18-2005, 06:57 PM
$2,500 for a CHAIR?!

...Poor person does not compute this purchase at all.

Ne0phyte
12-18-2005, 06:58 PM
Right, wtf. I could furnish an entire apartment for that.

Bush, get the fuck off my TV so I can watch Family Guy. Kthxdie.

Roxie
12-18-2005, 06:59 PM
Yeah, and you've been saying that for what? Two years?

Maybe you should just stop talking cause she does it to herself.
Yeah, yeah I know....but I can't. It's a circle of hoplesness.

Nemesis00
12-18-2005, 07:01 PM
Right, wtf. I could furnish an entire apartment for that.

Bush, get the fuck off my TV so I can watch Family Guy. Kthxdie.
Right now I wish Nightcrawler would *BAMF* right behind him and beat him with a nine iron.

Mechanica
12-18-2005, 07:04 PM
Really...how does one even get into smoking these days? Don't even front like that's a pleasant smell. It smells like a raw ass....like someone was just holding a raw, stank bootyhole of a dead person wide open for a few days. Sometimes it smells like homeless people. How is that nice? How is that "cool" and alluring? Really...something smells THAT bad, and you seriously think "hmm...I might want to try that..". Come on now.

My friend started because she thinks it looks cool (I think), and she first tried it when she was drunk, because it was appealing when her friend told her to try. Also, her other best friend smokes, so that automatically means she has to, or something. There's no way I could get the other one to quit, and if she was always smoking, there's no way the first friend would. Whew, confusing.

For once, I salute you.
Heh, for once. :china:

I've been dropped on by at least 3/4 of the people I've played on 3s on XBL today, yet I'm still playing. I've been playing all day, and now no one is joining my created room, oh wait there's someone. Seriously, though, is it XBL Scrub Day? :rolleyes:

1
12-18-2005, 07:05 PM
I'm just waiting for him to say "Live from New York it's Saturday Niiiiight!"

semijuggalo
12-18-2005, 07:09 PM
My God...

Bush is addressing the nation live on Fox. He's such a warmongering douchebag that he's pretty much advertising it! He's talking about shit like hunting down and killing terrorists. Attempting to fill the heads of our weaker-minded citizens with WAR PROPOGANDA!

In other words, he's saying nothing new.

We'll be lucky if we all make it through his second term alive!

*EDIT* AND I COULD BE WATCHING A NEW FAMILY GUY RIGHT NOW!

Mechanica
12-18-2005, 07:11 PM
Hahaha, I'm glad I'm completely under a rock when it comes to the media, and have no cable.

...My controller just vibrated so hard from a Gigas Breaker that it rolled off my lap (I was typing) and just fell directly on my ankle. That hurt. :sad:

Man, today is so boring.

Ne0phyte
12-18-2005, 07:16 PM
Really...how does one even get into smoking these days? Don't even front like that's a pleasant smell. It smells like a raw ass....like someone was just holding a raw, stank bootyhole of a dead person wide open for a few days. Sometimes it smells like homeless people. How is that nice? How is that "cool" and alluring? Really...something smells THAT bad, and you seriously think "hmm...I might want to try that..". Come on now.

I just don't get the smoking thing. Where is the upside? It doesn't even look "cool" anymore like in the old days.

They're fascinated by it Million. Somehow they think it's gonna be any different than the patheticness that it is. Whatever.
My God...

Bush is addressing the nation live on Fox. He's such a warmongering douchebag that he's pretty much advertising it! He's talking about shit like hunting down and killing terrorists. Attempting to fill the heads of our weaker-minded citizens with WAR PROPOGANDA!

In other words, he's saying nothing new.

We'll be lucky if we all make it through his second term alive!

*EDIT* AND I COULD BE WATCHING A NEW FAMILY GUY RIGHT NOW!
Right. My dad and I both thought it was disturbing how he said "hunting and killing." What a freak. And why couldn't this have come on during The Simpsons? -_-

Oh snap Christmas Vacation is on!! wtf lol!?

Roxie
12-18-2005, 07:20 PM
My God...

Bush is addressing the nation live on Fox.
I almost thought he ewas going to apologize, then he blamed Saddam for the war.

Nemesis00
12-18-2005, 07:21 PM
Who else turned to ABC for five seconds?

RoninChaos
12-18-2005, 07:22 PM
At least since I"m sick, I have cable TV. The Gauntlet is hilarious. Fuckin' hoes, man.

Rokusho
12-18-2005, 11:56 PM
where can I find all those female renditions of sf characters? As in, what website?

Is this the site that you were talking about?

http://www.geocities.jp/nekkeau/cg.htm

FistsofFury
12-19-2005, 12:22 AM
Hung out with an old friend and finally saw Garden State. I liked it.

marcusg
12-19-2005, 12:51 AM
Iam Trying not to look at porn. But its free.

Azrael
12-19-2005, 12:52 AM
I bought a new cell phone yesterday. I can put my iPod on the shelf, as my new phone is also a MP3 player. It also came with SFII and Ridge Racer as the included games. ...You won't hear me say this often, but God bless Japan.

This time last year was without question the worst period of my life. It's amazing how different things are now. I can't help but to think back to the misery I was in last year, although it's best to just forget.

And Bush is an ass-clown. ...But I can't help but to wonder though if the terrorists have been so busy/happy to jump into Iraq and kill Americans there that they've forgotten to try and attack America itself.

Mechanica
12-19-2005, 02:51 AM
Can someone explain why this thread was locked?: http://shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=105349

:confused:

*InVeRs3*
12-19-2005, 02:55 AM
Iam Trying not to look at porn. But its free.

I am surprised that the porn industry is still up and going. No Pun intended. DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY BUY PORN???

Septimus Prime
12-19-2005, 03:17 AM
Can someone explain why this thread was locked?: http://shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=105349

:confused:
It's a repost of an existing thread.

maxx
12-19-2005, 03:29 AM
It's a repost of an existing thread.

thats putting it lightly..thing shows up every 2 months..literally.

Ne0phyte
12-19-2005, 03:51 AM
It's a repost of an existing thread.
I just saw more pictures of you on Facebook! You're freaking skinny.

Azrael
12-19-2005, 03:51 AM
One thing I hate about Japanese TV shows is that on the game shows, it's nothing but celebrities. "Regular" folks NEVER get to play, it's just the dumb-ass talent. It's like having to suffer through celebrity week on Jeopardy......all the time.

I was watching one just now cause honestly there was nothing else to watch. I just saw these two celebrities, who are by no means poor, win a new car. They then gave the celebs a chance to win something for a normal person. They did...a wine set. So, let's review...

Already rich celebrities win a new car.
Ms. Average Joe wins a wine set.

And this is why Japanese TV sucks.

Septimus Prime
12-19-2005, 03:53 AM
I just saw more pictures of you on Facebook!
Yup. I swiped one from my friend's album and set it as my new default.

Septimus Prime
12-19-2005, 03:57 AM
I met a pornstar once (a few, actually, since I was at a porn convention). She didn't look anything like her pictures.

Azrael
12-19-2005, 04:01 AM
Dude, Japanese porn is one of the worst things on Earth. Wars have been declared over less. American porn destroys Japanese porn, and any one of those Asian-American actresses >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a Japanese porn actress.

Save yourself now while you still have a soul.

Ne0phyte
12-19-2005, 04:01 AM
I met a pornstar once (a few, actually, since I was at a porn convention). She didn't look anything like her pictures.
Why were you at a porn convention??

Septimus Prime
12-19-2005, 04:04 AM
I was 15 (maybe 16), and my friend told me we were going to a comic convention or something. Turns out it was a small porn convention. Fun times.

Mechanica
12-19-2005, 04:19 AM
It's a repost of an existing thread.

thats putting it lightly..thing shows up every 2 months..literally.


Oh. Well it was new to me, but that makes sense... like a MvC3 topic? :rofl:

Cisco
12-19-2005, 04:44 AM
Just got out of the hospital 3 days ago, i had some type of food poisoning w/c kept me sick for about 2 weeks... and i still aint well enough to go outside or just about anything. I've pretty much sky rocketed out of the universe, and i honestly feel that i'm going insane from doing nothing but the interent. I seriously don't know what to do; i can't even walk properly yet and i still haven't regained the ability of taste, so mostly everything i eat taste like paper.

I also hate the fact that i'm not allowed to eat oily foods or take in any drinks that contain acids in it. So i'm pretty much limited to gateorade and warm water. Warm water is crap just so you know... i pretty much want to go back to school or just do something outrages.

Nishiko
12-19-2005, 04:52 AM
Already rich celebrities win a new car.
Ms. Average Joe wins a wine set.

And this is why Japanese TV sucks.
You forget something, Negro Dominus mine: it's expensive as fuck to drive in Japan. Ergo, those celebs can actually afford to keep the damn car. Why saddle the average citizen with an unnecessary expense?

Watched the STTNG movie First Contact earlier tonight. Goddamn, but the Borg Queen is teh sex. Alice Krige is a bloody talented woman to convey worlds of sensuality with only her eyes and mouth. I loved every minute of watching her talk.

Azrael
12-19-2005, 05:32 AM
It is expensive to drive in Japan. And the above would hold true, except...

The game was, the celebs had to go through these trials or whatever to earn darts. This particular pair cleared three of five, so they got five darts. They could then throw the darts at this spinning wheel to win something. The guy went first and hit new laptop computers for the both of them. The girl went next, and hit the new car for the both of them. With their last dart, the guy hit an all-expenses paid family trip around the world.

Then, after the celebs raked in, as a "service" they pulled a postcard from a box where viewers had sent in their cards. They pulled the card of a 56 year old woman, and the girl threw the dart to hit the wine set. The already rich get new computers, new cars, and a trip around the world. The average get a wine set. Whee.

But not just chance stuff like this either - when the celebs go on Who Wants to be a Millionaire (which is like 65% of the time) they actually win the money, as opposed to giving it to a charity as is done in America. Even when it is a regular day, they insert celebs into the outer ring who, if they answer the fastest finger challenge fast enough, can get into the hot seat and win money for themselves.

It's just all so wasteful.

Azrael
12-19-2005, 06:06 AM
I...really hate to break this to you, but Japanese porn girls are no realer than American porn girls. You have a higher chance of running into a Tera Patrick/Lily Thai look-a-like on the street than you do a Nao Oikawa, or whatever. You might as well fire up DOA Beach Volleyball and jack off to that, cause what you're looking at is no closer to reality.

Plus, 95% of Japanese porn is rape/dominance, which I can't stand, which is probably the primary reason I can't watch it anymore.

But you may notice how many of them lay there like cold fish. Now THAT is reality.

Dasrik
12-19-2005, 06:09 AM
Japanese porn is fucking stupid. I have a feeling that the actresses actually train for that shit. One of my main fetishes is tickling, and in the Japanese tickling videos, the girls almost never laugh, despite being very obviously ticklish.

Septimus Prime
12-19-2005, 06:25 AM
So, I was just talking with Nish about Star Trek: The Next Generation, when she showed me a synopsis of the episode of Data's daughter, and it seems like quite a tearjerker. Anyway, aside from me thinking of "Small Wonder," I also thought about THE saddest episode of any show ever: Futurama #502 - "Jurassic Bark."

Of course, I immediately hit up Google to see what I can find, and, lo and behold, I find a full transcript of the episode. It's still sad as fuck.

Transcript: http://www.twiztv.com/scripts/futurama/futurama502.htm
Synopsis: http://www.geocities.com/zoidberg_fan/episodes/jurassic_bark.html

Million
12-19-2005, 06:30 AM
kcxj just explained perfectly why I despise "hardcore" porn. The vast majority of the "actresses" are so ugly it is OBSCENE....that "mad ugly"...so ugly it makes you pissed off, askin "why the fuck is she in the video?" They all look used up and "tired", completely unrealistic, and all-around lame. 90% of girls you see on the street look 10x better than those rock-tittied pieces of trash. The exceptions can be counted on one hand. I like Tera Patrick(*though it seems her tits are too "long" these days!), and Serenity, and I used to love Kendra Jade when she made frequent appearances on the Howard Stern show...and there was this no-name black/asian girl from Black Cheerleader Search part 13(?). That's it. The rest I've seen are trash.

Give me the late night cinemax/showtime type stuff anytime. Stuff like Busty Cops(*though some hardcore actresses happen to be in that), Passion Cove, or any random "women in prison" film(Chained Heat 2 is the best) anyday over garbage like "HotAsianSlutsTakeBigBlackDicksXXXpart28".

And on the voyeur tip...it's not even close with regard to asian vs. american-made. Asian "voyeur stuff" DESTROYS any garbage I've seen from americans. I'd wager that most american porn "talent" doesn't even know what the fuck voyeurism is all about in the first place.

Septimus Prime
12-19-2005, 06:49 AM
I am Asian, and I hang out with hot/cute Asian girls all the time. I still ain't down with Asian porn; it's the worst porn you'll ever see (though I will admit that I haven't seen snuff or British porn).

Azrael
12-19-2005, 06:52 AM
Actually, I'm mostly past my bitterness/hate phase, if you can believe it. I actually know where you're coming from, cause I came from the same place myself.

Yes, the majority of Japanese porn is rape. Not pin her to the ground rape (although there is lots of that too), but still dominant/submissive themed...

Her: No, please stop...kiiya...
Him: No, you like it. Hora, see - you're all wet.
Her: No, cut it out. I don't want to. Don't, please....!
Him: Ah, but you're crying out in pleasure. I know you want me to do it more. Now suck my dick.
Her: No, no...*does it anyway*
Him: Is it delicious? Is it? Is it delicious?
Her: *has to stop what she's doing in order to answer him* Yes. It is.

That's what the majority of it follows. ...I think I liked Jap porn better when I didn't know what was going on. Even in lesbian porn, one will be the "controller" and one will be the reluctant reciever, who resists every step of the way unless she's finally just broken down. ...Sadly, this isn't too far from real life, as guys want to be able to feel that powerful, and girls put up the "I don't really want to" front to oblige the guys.

Cold fish isn't exclusively Asian, sure, but I've seen/heard of very few Japanese girls who aren't cold fish. ...And I'm speaking from experience here. A lot of guys like Japanese girls cause they think they'll do whatever you want them to. And that is true, to an extent. But that's all they do. You say "back", she gets on her hands and knees. You say "top" and she gets on top. It may seem cool at first, but then you realize just how fucking boring this is. You're not going to be having sex unless you start the motions. She won't pin you down, push back, be active. You'll wonder if she's really into it, or just keeping her legs open until you finish.

The thing about real life is - even if girls back home don't all look like Beyonce or whatever, you could still find hot girls in real life. ....Nuh-uh, not here. My guy friends and I were talking about this a few weekends ago, it's been A LONG time since we've seen an eye-popper, a head turner, a girl that makes you say "Goddayum she is fine!" Not here. They get cute at best, but nothing that gets you all riled up.

The few that might be able to pull off natural beauty, end up ruining their looks with a pound of makeup. I know, cause I see it happen in front of my eyes - cute little girls who should grow up to be beautiful women but get into the makeup trend and end up being just another Ayumi Hamasaki clone. Even if they look good with the makeup, the extent to which they do it destroys their faces, so when you wake up in the morning you'll wonder where your girl went and how a Resident Evil zombie climbed into bed next to you. Bleh.

And yeah, Japan destroys the world in voyeurism. This society is built on voyeurism.

Ne0phyte
12-19-2005, 07:01 AM
Actually, I'm mostly past my bitterness/hate phase, if you can believe it. I actually know where you're coming from, cause I came from the same place myself.

Yes, the majority of Japanese porn is rape. Not pin her to the ground rape (although there is lots of that too), but still dominant/submissive themed...

Her: No, please stop...kiiya...
Him: No, you like it. Hora, see - you're all wet.
Her: No, cut it out. I don't want to. Don't, please....!
Him: Ah, but you're crying out in pleasure. I know you want me to do it more. Now suck my dick.
Her: No, no...*does it anyway*
Him: Is it delicious? Is it? Is it delicious?
Her: *has to stop what she's doing in order to answer him* Yes. It is.

But like... why? :confused:

When I stay up late I sleep all day. When I go to bed early I wake up in the middle of the night forever. Can I ever win!?

AdverseSolutions
12-19-2005, 07:12 AM
...Sadly, this isn't too far from real life, as guys want to be able to feel that powerful, and girls put up the "I don't really want to" front to oblige the guys.

It really is a form of socialization. Seriously try to get a Japanese girl to make an active decision by herself. Besides those that have lived abroad, America, Brazil etc. or that speak other languages it's often impossible.

Still I recently had sex with a Japanese girl who I couldn't really get to STOP having sex with me. That was a bit of a surprise. Although she still was rather weak-willed in comparison to my awesome lady from Ohio who would punch me if I didn't want to munch box. *ahem*

That's why I try in all my interactions with Japanese women to force them to make active decisions, to realize that they're actually in control of their lives. Az, ever seen a Japanese dude just punch his lady in public? Saw it the other day, fucking raw. Was with my friend and we wanted to do something but we had just come out of our apt and the guy was Yakuza, could've found us later and fucked us up.

BTW I'm coming to Kyoto wednesday for sure, you free in the daytime?

Azrael
12-19-2005, 08:01 AM
Wednesday? I actually just took that day off. But I might have to do some odds and ends though. Ah, fuck it, I think I need to go in the city anyway, so I'll be around. You know my cell.

I think it's the backlash of all the social superority levels. Things are rarely if ever equal, and there's always a bigger fish. In Japan, at least Men > women, so if the guy gets bossed around at work at least he can boss around the woman at home. The women are trained to be subserviant, and any woman who doesn't want to do that will be single and outcast for a long time.

The girl I'm with now is a sex freak, it's wonderful. She'll wake me up at 6AM for it. But I still have to more or less start/control things. She doesn't make decisions either, but luckily she's easy enough to read - what she does and doesn't want to do - she's terrible at hiding her feelings.

And I've never seen a girl get beat in public though, wow. I'd kind of never thought about the domestic violence problem here, but when one of my friends told me about it I wasn't at all surprised.

marcusg
12-19-2005, 12:51 PM
Actually from what I heard Japanese pornos don't really sell as much as hentai.
Hentai seems almost to be nothing but rape lol. LOL I remember I was searching for Guilty Gear wallpaper and found a manga with May raping Johnny and then Baiaken and Millia came by to rape Johnny. I've actually see a lot of underage kids in hentai having sex with adults. Which is what I think Japanese porn is trying to simulate becuase thats what turns people on?:wtf:

*InVeRs3*
12-19-2005, 01:01 PM
omg az, the majority?

ew.

Nemesis00
12-19-2005, 02:01 PM
When I die, I want my ashes spread across the plains of Africa, while "Africa" by Toto plays in the background.

1
12-19-2005, 02:19 PM
When I die, I want my ashes spread across the plains of Africa, while "Africa" by Toto plays in the background.


At my funeral there will be a closed casket. My family and friends will be crying around it. Sadness and then some more crying.

...Then the lights will shut off. A giant disco ball will drop and then hardcore techno music will start to play while my lifeless body is dangled by wires from the ceiling. How cool would that be.

Carpet Lint
12-19-2005, 02:24 PM
Oh shit, that's sounds funky. You should attach strings and make yourself a puppet, and then do the robot.

I want the NBA on NBC theme playing at my funeral. Just because it can be used for any situation.

Actually, it would work better at my wedding. I can have someone announce all the bridesmaids and best man and stuff as the starting line-up, and they can run up the aisle high fiving people as they passed, and then do the body/chest bump in the air with the guys who have been already announced at the end.

FistsofFury
12-19-2005, 03:24 PM
Osama and Che on the back of a South American bus?!?!?!?!

Adam Warlock
12-19-2005, 03:28 PM
My wife pwned me. (*Note: she hates fighting games) We were riding in the car the other day when she swerves and I go "Are you ok?" And she turns and looks at me and goes "BUSTAH WOLF!" *blink* And I'm like "whoa, whoa, that did NOT just happen. What did you say?" And she repeats: "Bustah WOLF!!" Apparently she learned it while I was murking my friend in CVS2 (he uses terry)

Azrael
12-19-2005, 03:31 PM
^I would say you need to marry this woman, but you've already done that.

I taught my girlfriend the Vader "Nooooooooooo!" scream and the "How could this happen to me?" emo song. She'll bust it out occasionally, which is even funnier coming from a Japanese girl.

Hunter D
12-19-2005, 03:34 PM
My wife pwned me. (*Note: she hates fighting games) We were riding in the car the other day when she swerves and I go "Are you ok?" And she turns and looks at me and goes "BUSTAH WOLF!" *blink* And I'm like "whoa, whoa, that did NOT just happen. What did you say?" And she repeats: "Bustah WOLF!!" Apparently she learned it while I was murking my friend in CVS2 (he uses terry)
:rofl:
I can just imagine the scene. Your wife swerves and you were probably thinking "damn, she's lost it." Your wife then looks you in the eyes and yells "Busta wolf!" WTF look on your face at that moment was probably "owned" picture worthy.

BUSTA WOLF!!!

maxx
12-19-2005, 03:52 PM
:rofl:
I can just imagine the scene. Your wife swerves and you were probably thinking "damn, she's lost it." Your wife then looks you in the eyes and yells "Busta wolf!" WTF look on your face at that moment was probably "owned" picture worthy.

BUSTA WOLF!!!

thats a muthafuckin level 10 kodac moment.

Mechanica
12-19-2005, 04:22 PM
Bustah Wolf? Hahaha, your wife is awesome.

phae
12-19-2005, 04:23 PM
My wife pwned me. (*Note: she hates fighting games) We were riding in the car the other day when she swerves and I go "Are you ok?" And she turns and looks at me and goes "BUSTAH WOLF!" *blink* And I'm like "whoa, whoa, that did NOT just happen. What did you say?" And she repeats: "Bustah WOLF!!" Apparently she learned it while I was murking my friend in CVS2 (he uses terry)


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Good job.

You guys are raising the women right! I actually got my little brother saying "owned." when shit happens, and he says it in the most deadpan voice, too, so it's even funnier.

That's why I won't play him in SSBM, his button mashing skills vs mine are too much.. he'd probably talk a world of trash.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-19-2005, 07:20 PM
My wife pwned me. (*Note: she hates fighting games) We were riding in the car the other day when she swerves and I go "Are you ok?" And she turns and looks at me and goes "BUSTAH WOLF!" *blink* And I'm like "whoa, whoa, that did NOT just happen. What did you say?" And she repeats: "Bustah WOLF!!" Apparently she learned it while I was murking my friend in CVS2 (he uses terry)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Now that is true love.

Million
12-19-2005, 08:04 PM
NooooOOOOooooo! (as Vader would say)

G4tv.com go bye bye! No more cutie pie Tina Wood and Laura Foy?! :sad: Fuck you again, G4 program directors. That's it right there for me. I think this reduces G4 to just Xplay, Happy Tree Friends and occasional AOTS. Aside from those exceptions, the network is dead to me....which is a damn shame, cuz it's been dead to most people for about a year now at least. I was one of the few still giving it a chance.

JackTenrac!
12-19-2005, 08:04 PM
Where'd you meet this "amazon", RN?

Cisco
12-19-2005, 08:24 PM
Yo, x-mas is near. What do you guys hope you'll get? Well, i mostly get cash from my relatives since they don't know what the hell to get me. So it's all up to me. I'm hoping i have enough money to buy a new guitar. I only have two guitars: One classical and one Electric Guitar. I'm hoping to have enough to buy me an Accoustic Guitar.

phae
12-19-2005, 08:30 PM
Yo, x-mas is near. What do you guys hope you'll get? Well, i mostly get cash from my relatives since they don't know what the hell to get me. So it's all up to me. I'm hoping i have enough money to buy a new guitar. I only have two guitars: One classical and one Electric Guitar. I'm hoping to have enough to buy me an Accoustic Guitar.

I got a DS, Nintendogs and a buttload of money in the form of visa check cards.

My funny link for the day:
http://www.youtube.com/?v=N4YC7av0kRU

Fucking Ganguros.. :rofl:

Nemesis00
12-19-2005, 08:43 PM
I asked for the Lego Death Star. Won't be getting it though. :(

Other then that, I'm getting the first season of 24, MacGyver, and the A-Team on DVD.

marcusg
12-19-2005, 08:58 PM
Iam getting nothing.

Demon Dash
12-19-2005, 09:42 PM
You know, when you think about it, space is pretty fucking big! I mean.....a light year is the distance light travels in a year and light travels at roughly 300,000,000kps, so that's pretty fucking far. The nearest star to us is 4 light years away; traveling at the speed of light it would take four years to get there. The thought is obsered. I mean, look at how many stars there are in the sky and that's only 1% of the milky way; our galaxy. The universe is made up of millions of galaxys, some maybe even bigger than ours. It's something like only 5% of the universe is matter, the rest is empty space. That's fucking huge!!!!!

Nemesis00
12-19-2005, 09:43 PM
Whoa...[/Keanu]

Dan?
12-19-2005, 09:45 PM
You know, when you think about it, space is pretty fucking big! I mean.....a light year is the distance light travels in a year and light travels at roughly 300,000,000kps, so that's pretty fucking far. The nearest star to us is 4 light years away; traveling at the speed of light it would take four years to get there. The thought is obsered. I mean, look at how many stars there are in the sky and that's only 1% of the milky way; our galaxy. The universe is made up of millions of galaxys, some maybe even bigger than ours. It's something like only 5% of the universe is matter, the rest is empty space. That's fucking huge!!!!!

And amazingly, it is miniscule in comparison to your mother!

<In Studio Audience> WooooooOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOO! [laughter and applause]

marcusg
12-19-2005, 10:18 PM
You know, when you think about it, space is pretty fucking big! I mean.....a light year is the distance light travels in a year and light travels at roughly 300,000,000kps, so that's pretty fucking far. The nearest star to us is 4 light years away; traveling at the speed of light it would take four years to get there. The thought is obsered. I mean, look at how many stars there are in the sky and that's only 1% of the milky way; our galaxy. The universe is made up of millions of galaxys, some maybe even bigger than ours. It's something like only 5% of the universe is matter, the rest is empty space. That's fucking huge!!!!!

This reminds me of a game that would probably pwn the sims. You start off creating your own micro-organisms till you evolve and create your own freaking galaxy until you earn enough money to travel around the universe. The cool thing is I think you can travel around other peoples planets online to see what other people created.
E3 had more detail about this game than the webpage.
http://spore.ea.com/

Ne0phyte
12-19-2005, 10:30 PM
Dammit I had just typed a rant about a woman who was in great need of STAIRS and I lost it somehow. Long story short: it has been two and a half hours since she won an item from me on Ebay, and she's still figuring out how to Paypal me.

... seriously. I want to fucking go to sleep and this woman is keeping me up. Remind me never to do business with a woman again.

Ne0phyte
12-20-2005, 01:09 AM
She still hasn't done it. omg.

FistsofFury
12-20-2005, 01:09 AM
Watching the Fatal Fury Movie, the second one.:wgrin:

Just got it back from a friend who had it for years. I forget I lent it to my friend and he forgot he had it.

Never watched it in Japanese, so why not.

=My jewish friend said 'nigga' today! We were talking about SRK and he said 'blahblahblah RandomNigga'. He actually said it! And it was totally cool no one tripped. I smiled on the inside!

Roxie
12-20-2005, 01:09 AM
what do you sell on ebay?

Ne0phyte
12-20-2005, 01:17 AM
Tis a secret! I don't sell things like on a regular basis; I was just selling this one thing.

RoninChaos
12-20-2005, 01:19 AM
Learn to swim, Ne0.

TehNewGuy
12-20-2005, 01:21 AM
I sold the Final Fantasy demo that came with DQ8 for $22 bucks on Ebay...they were fiendin for that shit!

Ne0phyte
12-20-2005, 01:24 AM
=My jewish friend said 'nigga' today! We were talking about SRK and he said 'blahblahblah RandomNigga'. He actually said it! And it was totally cool no one tripped. I smiled on the inside!

I don't see why anyone would have tripped.
Learn to swim, Ne0
Any fucking time, any fucking day :cool:

TehNewGuy
12-20-2005, 01:26 AM
Tis a secret! I don't sell things like on a regular basis; I was just selling this one thing.

I find it funny that you share intimate details of your life on the internet, yet refuse to say what you sold on ebay :rofl:

RoninChaos
12-20-2005, 01:26 AM
I don't see why anyone would have tripped.

Any fucking time, any fucking day :cool:


I'll see you down in arizona bay.

Ne0phyte
12-20-2005, 01:28 AM
I find it funny that you share intimate details of your life on the internet, yet refuse to say what you sold on ebay :rofl:
Yeah... I'm weird like that. Don't inquire any further cause I'm as clueless as you are.
I'll see you down in arizona bay.
Good; I was getting damn sick of being here this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.




...freaks.

Million
12-20-2005, 06:34 AM
Reason #323299892083483999901 why the cold weather sucks - "Mild" shocks. Yeah, "mild" my ENTIRE ass....feels more like a lightning bolt from Thor's MJOLNIR if ya ask me....and I get it from everything. If I were to go out and come back to the apartment 10000 times right now....every last one of those times, I will be electrocuted by the door. This seems to be much more than the average person. I don't see other people get visible BOLTS OF ENERGY than fly from their hand to the damn doorknob....it's something specifically designed for me, it seems. Other people seem to get a truly "mild" version of this, hence the name. Me? I get 1000000000000000000000 volts of electricity coursing through my hands and fingers each day, and it's nearly unavoidable. Oh yeah that's fun. I have to quickly swipe the keys against metal objects, and HOPE than it won't hurt so much....that's the only thing that works. In summertime, this kind of bullshit never happens. Other people can even have pure shock-bait, with wool sweaters, thick wool hats, courderoy pants, a scarf, etc....and they touch the door with no problems. If they do get shocked, I guarantee it's much less voltage than I'm getting. Yeah, this is special pain designed just for me. It's everything---leaving/entering the apartment...leaving/entering the car, leaving/entering at work, coming back to my desk and accidentally touching a stapler, shaking someone's hand, etc.

Yeah, world...I hate you too. The feeling is very much mutual.

JackTenrac!
12-20-2005, 06:56 AM
Break's on. Time to get ma ass some important things to do. Buy gifts this, learn how to complete stuff that. That sort of deal. The slacker's ambition and a passport form awaits.

What's up with our parents anyway? or just West Indian parents, really? My mother mood swing switches on a dime in the morning. All happy one min., then "gloomy gus"(is this really how it is said) the next, as if she was not even happy in the first place. The sister is also the same way, but she keeps this stupid high pitched voice. I even threw the bone and just told them I despise the way you instantly change and your PMS reaction needs to stop...little good did that do.

Hella cool.

Adam Warlock
12-20-2005, 07:27 AM
=My jewish friend said 'nigga' today! We were talking about SRK and he said 'blahblahblah RandomNigga'. He actually said it! And it was totally cool no one tripped. I smiled on the inside!

The REAL question is why are you and your friends talking about me behind my back? Huh? HUH? Gossiping jerks!

Ne0phyte
12-20-2005, 09:24 AM
snip
Yep; I got one of those today. Almost knocked me over.
The REAL question is why are you and your friends talking about me behind my back? Huh? HUH? Gossiping jerks!
Oh we talk about all of you guys. Really, we do.

Wtf why is SRK moving so slowly? This is strange and annoying.

Demon Dash
12-20-2005, 10:33 AM
And amazingly, it is miniscule in comparison to your mother!

<In Studio Audience> WooooooOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOO! [laughter and applause]
If I could I would rep you. That was quality. :rofl:

Airthrow
12-20-2005, 10:46 AM
I met Fishjie from SRK on Sunday and we hung out and played some Pool, Hyper SF2 and Guilty Gear. He's a cool cat. :tup:

Ne0phyte
12-20-2005, 05:30 PM
I met Fishjie from SRK on Sunday and we hung out and played some Pool, Hyper SF2 and Guilty Gear. He's a cool cat. :tup:
Nude pixplzkthx...!

Jeopardy time, BYE.

Million
12-20-2005, 06:05 PM
^dammit...you remind me of the Jeopardy, which already went off about 32 minutes ago here....I was watching the Sarah Lane Show(aka "Attack of the Show"). Sarah looks too cute today in the geek glasses....ah, even her arms are cute.

Kroger finally came down on the Wheat Thins AND the Triscuits! I guess someone in management realized Walmart and even Target(!) were killing them on the Triscuit/Wheatthin front....so I got some Multi-Grain Wheat Thins for 1.88 today.

*I couldn't snap a picture of that cute white co-worker with the ample booty...unfortunately I think her friend is off for the rest of the week or something...so that means she has no more reason to come over near my cubicle. I still need to figure out how to cut the sound off on the camera....sadly, I'm starting to think it's just not possible.

*whoah...Diane looks cute on tonight's Filter....too bad G4 suits are DETERMINED to fuck everything up to hell. Yes folks, Filter will soon be off the air permanently too....just like G4tv.com. Again...fuck you, G4. It's like they're seriously TRYING to become the worst network ever....the first network to actually get cancelled.

2hour Nip/Tuck season finale tonight! The Carver will be revealed!!!!

Jappo
12-20-2005, 09:10 PM
I want fucking facial hair, dammit.

Hunter D
12-20-2005, 09:16 PM
I want fucking facial hair, dammit.
How old are you? I am asking you seriously. I didn't start growing facial hair until I was 18.

1
12-20-2005, 09:17 PM
I want fucking facial hair, dammit.


I can give you mine....for a price of course. :badboy:

JackTenrac!
12-20-2005, 09:20 PM
I can give you mine....for a price of course. :badboy:

Sell your soul for a moustache. Fair trade if it were mullen chops. Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction) Side burn type.

Cisco
12-20-2005, 10:12 PM
I want an IPOD, or just any MP3 player that can store around 600+ songs.

Cisco
12-20-2005, 10:37 PM
I just watched Jesus Christ Superstar (the 1970's?.. version). This wasn't my first time watching it, i watched this acouple of times when i was a kid... anyway, i found it hell-a-nice. Loved the music and some of the points of view given there. The Music was just too good. This is possibly my favorite musical of all time.

Roxie
12-20-2005, 10:47 PM
Andrew Lloyd Webber is awesomeness.

tsoteddy
12-20-2005, 10:49 PM
i wonder if a marvel vs capcom 3 will ever come out or imagine god and lucifer go at it in 3rd strike? SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Million
12-20-2005, 11:05 PM
I never imagined I would enjoy having a cellular phone...this has been such a step up from the cheap virgin mobile bullshit...I can actually talk to people now without fear of having to go pick up another 20 buck card from walgreens...I no longer have to always cut conversations so short...

The telephone is probably the one major invention I truly hate, but I love having this new phone, simply because of the varied functionality...this is my clock/alarm clock, a calendar, it has space for notes apparently, it's a phonebook, and of course...there's the camera...and it came with a hands-free set, so I don't even have to hold it up to my ear. It's a good thing I don't have any annoying friends calling me 24/7 on it....sadly, this will likely change when I go home for the christmas holiday weekend. Due to a certain annoying situation, I have no choice but to interact with the one I refer to here as "Dumbass" once again. This is completely unavoidable.

*just picked up some green-apple scented dish detergent today from Kroger(of course). I've never encountered detergent that smelled this good. It's so good...I'm almost tempted to drink it. Now I have to get some apple juice...

Apple juice is one of the greatest drinks. I could just go on drinking forever. Chocolate milk is still my #1 though. I recently got into Fresca again(*I thought they just stopped selling it...I hadn't seen Fresca in years until mom recently found some)...Fresca is the king of soft drinks....but back on Chocolate....NOTHING beats it. I dare anyone to challenge the absolute supremacy of chocolate milk. Wine? No. Tropicana orange juice? Close, but no. Beer? Please...get that piss-tasting bullshit outta here. It is a fact that chocolate milk kicks the ass of everything.

Tonight's dinner = the incredible 59 cent pizza. I love you, Kroger...so much.

Ne0phyte
12-21-2005, 12:11 AM
Apple juice is one of the greatest drinks. I could just go on drinking forever. Chocolate milk is still my #1 though. I recently got into Fresca again(*I thought they just stopped selling it...I hadn't seen Fresca in years until mom recently found some)...Fresca is the king of soft drinks....but back on Chocolate....NOTHING beats it. I dare anyone to challenge the absolute supremacy of chocolate milk. Wine? No. Tropicana orange juice? Close, but no. Beer? Please...get that piss-tasting bullshit outta here. It is a fact that chocolate milk kicks the ass of everything.

Definitely. My favorite beverages ever are chocolate milk (and hot chocolate; same thing), iced sugar water, and iced tea mixed with lemonade... yum.

Mechanica
12-21-2005, 12:22 AM
Definitely. My favorite beverages ever are chocolate milk (and hot chocolate; same thing), iced sugar water, and iced tea mixed with lemonade... yum.
Iced sugar water? :rofl: Freak.

I met Fishjie from SRK on Sunday and we hung out and played some Pool, Hyper SF2 and Guilty Gear. He's a cool cat. :tup:
Party at Airthrow's place, lol m i rite?

Ne0phyte
12-21-2005, 12:40 AM
You know how annoyed I get when people look at me funny when I put sugar in my water? What the hell. It's fucking GOOD. At restaurants I usually put sugar and lemon in my water. I just don't like the way water tastes.

Jappo
12-21-2005, 12:52 AM
How old are you? I am asking you seriously. I didn't start growing facial hair until I was 18.

I'm 19. My dad told me he didn't really start growing hair till he was 25.:bluu:

Murt!
12-21-2005, 01:41 AM
Dry heaving = mass suckage. Vomiting ain't too bad, but dry heaving... -_-;

Airthrow
12-21-2005, 02:20 AM
Party at Airthrow's place, lol m i rite?

I am off work this saturday if you wanna have a get together (awww shit just realized it's christmas, I don't even care about the holidays and I will be spending that shit alone anyways...) I dunno when I will be free after christmas day, haven't gotten my work schedule yet.

But anyways from Saturday until a week after that I will have the house to myself, so if anyone in the greater Seattle/South King County WA area wants to get together to play some games and get drunk, any SRKer (that isn't a dumbass) is welcome. :tup:

Ne0phyte
12-21-2005, 02:44 AM
I have my house to myself the week of January 5th, YOU ALL CAN COME! GET YOUR PLANE TICKETS AND RESERVE A SPOT NOW!!! <3<3<3

I hope I can have a little party with my real friends. None of them ever want to sleep over though cause they're lame. There's not much of a point in going home at 3-5 am, to me.

phae
12-21-2005, 02:49 AM
I'm burning CDs like a fiend right now.. i've got a 60 cd booklet to fill!

I'm downloading this string quartet tribute stuff, it's amazing. Basically i'm burning music I can fall asleep and play videogames to, so it's alot of string stuff.. strings and stuff like Enya (Enya puts me right to sleep.. Enya is my anxiety cure. I get a panic attack I run upstairs, hit play on the stereo, and there's enya and there i am sleeping. It's failproof!), or Everything but The Girl..

and some stuff to listen to when the fiance's over.. which is things like VNV Nation, Funker Vogt and Beborn Beton.. :tup:

I'm starting to get kinda hype for 06.. because soon after is my birthday! Yes birthday! I'll be 20. Woo~

I get my DS on christmas, too. That's gonna be great. My dad only got me Nintendogs though.. I can't play Nintendogs all day. :tdown: but it's ok.

FistsofFury
12-21-2005, 02:54 AM
I'm ready for 06 also. This year has been pretty shitty. And Christmas crept up on me. I'm worried about getting people their presents. Gah. Christmas used to be THE EVENT man...I remember counting down the days when I was kid. Making sure the Christmas list was released by Thanksgiving. Right now I'll be ecstatic if I get just a couple things from anyone. My buddy got me Capcom Classics Collection. That was so nice.

I just wish I had the resources to properly show my appreciation to all the people that have had my back this year. I just wish I could just get them what they've always wanted to just say 'thank you for being a friend'. *cue Golden Girls Theme*

Man Streets of Rage is such a rip off of Final Fight. Yes SoR did it better...but damn.

Ne0phyte
12-21-2005, 03:12 AM
I love Christmas. This Christmas if all goes well as well as last will have been spent with my entire immediate family, including divorced parents and our beloved doggie!

Sad thing about the dog is that she's our dog on account of my grandma's death just over two years ago. It's so weird not having my grandma around for Christmas. Sad how my household went from seven people when I was little to two a year ago in a different part of the country :( And all the cousins and friends who used to come over... can't.

But I'm thankful for who's still around and that we all love each other. I'll take plenty of pictures... Christmas is a wonderful thing in my family. We used to have tons of presents... tons. Presents going halfway across the room. Huge dinner... like five different meats. Hehe, meats.

But what used to suck was that my sisters and brother and I used to all get up early and wake up my parents, and they'd make us clean for HOURS before we could open any presents or eat any breakfast. I think we used to cry. Cause our house was big and a colossal mess. Anyway!

Don't worry Eric! Just do the best you can with what you have. Spend time with your friends and write them all nice letters letting them know your feelings. And that's all everyone really wants. There's no time limit on showing your appreciation, and you have some timeless friends! *hugz*

-Edit- Phae and I have almost identical shields. She just needs to post four more times while I don't. Ooh, twins!

TS
12-21-2005, 03:13 AM
Playing Jet Grind Radio and messing around with the graffitti...I took the Ken pc from the SRK front page and made it one of my tags. Tight. Before that, I had to try porn, of course...and succeeded.

FistsofFury
12-21-2005, 03:19 AM
But what used to suck was that my sisters and brother and I used to all get up early and wake up my parents, and they'd make us clean for HOURS before we could open any presents or eat any breakfast. I think we used to cry. Cause our house was big and a colossal mess. Anyway!



Yeah, I hope every kid got up early as hell Christmas morning. When I was a kid I was an only child, so I'd get up and run into my parents room to wake them up. Then the three of us would go downstairs and open presents. It was great. We had white carpet in the room (it was that one room you were NEVER supposed to go in for ANY reason), the Christmas tree was blingin and all seemed right with the world.

But we haven't put up a Christmas tree in the last 3 years or so, and the white carpet is now just a hardwood floor. Bah humbug. But there's still a little Christmas spirit left I just have to do some digging.

Thanks for the kind words miss Ne0.

phae
12-21-2005, 03:21 AM
-Edit- Phae and I have almost identical shields. She just needs to post four more times while I don't. Ooh, twins!

Totally. :rofl:

I'm not really feeling christmas-y this year.. I always spent it with my stepmom's family, at my grandma Mary's house.. and Italians throw great Christmas Eve festivities.. the food.. lobster, clams, mussels, fish, pasta, lamb, it was always great. We'd start eating at 4 and stop at like, 9pm.

She died in August, which ripped apart my stepmom's side of the family, fighting over who got what, over if they kept the house she lived in in Brooklyn or try to sell it (we're still trying to find a buyer).. it's just been nasty.

Christmas just isn't gonna be the same this year, and I expect Christmas Dinner at my Uncle Johnny's to be a very somber event.

Mechanica
12-21-2005, 03:24 AM
-Edit- Phae and I have almost identical shields. She just needs to post four more times while I don't. Ooh, twins!
What are those shields, anyway?

I hate Christmas. >_>

Ne0phyte
12-21-2005, 03:46 AM
Totally. :rofl:

I'm not really feeling christmas-y this year.. I always spent it with my stepmom's family, at my grandma Mary's house.. and Italians throw great Christmas Eve festivities.. the food.. lobster, clams, mussels, fish, pasta, lamb, it was always great. We'd start eating at 4 and stop at like, 9pm.

She died in August, which ripped apart my stepmom's side of the family, fighting over who got what, over if they kept the house she lived in in Brooklyn or try to sell it (we're still trying to find a buyer).. it's just been nasty.

Christmas just isn't gonna be the same this year, and I expect Christmas Dinner at my Uncle Johnny's to be a very somber event.
Yeah, when my grandma died it tore my mom and her sister, her only sibling apart. My aunt was fighting with my mom over her will and funds and making all kinds of threats and saying she was stealing stuff from her and trying to take all the money bla bla bla... which was entirely untrue. It was terrible and now they never speak. But we found out earlier that my aunt is freaking crazy; observe this excerpt from my sister's old online journal:

" a couple days ago aunt gwyn threw an early morning fit at like 3:00 am. it was so strange, she came downstairs and started going insane. she was throwing pots and pans all over the kitchen, she threw an ottoman out the door, and she cut up one of my moms shirts with a miracle blade knife. then she starts talking to herself and lays in the middle of the kitchen floor. it was scary, we were in the basement listening to her scared as hell. the next day jackey and miranda confronted my mom about it and she decided to talk to gwyn cuz she obviously has some psychological issues. anywho, she missed the point and took it the wrong way, thought we were ridiculing her about being a bad person or something. apparently she didnt remember a thing that happened, then her my mom and gramma were up all night in the kitchen fighting about it. gramma thinks we were making it up and starts getting upset and leaves the room. why the hell would we make up something like that, its serious, not funny. wraa. keith's cool tho, but the others need to harry up and get the hell outta my house. only two more days........."

Strangeness it was indeed. The shields represent posts MeChaNiCa!!! Tell us why you hate Christmas; if you don't mind of course.

FistsofFury
12-21-2005, 03:52 AM
But we found out earlier that my aunt is freaking crazy;


And she kicked Paisley (http://photobucket.com/albums/y232/Jackey5/?action=view&current=prettypais.jpg) down some stairs. UNFORGIVABLE.

How could you kick a dog down a flight of stairs:sad:

Azrael
12-21-2005, 05:54 AM
phae, when in Jan is your birthday? Mine's the 14th. January birthdays are kind of cool, but they kind of suck too. You get all your gifts in one big heap and then go through a dry spell for awhile.

2005 was allright. Started off really shitty but then turned around about halfway though and is ending decently. 04 was a much worse year of me.

Bought my gf an iPod Mini...she deserves it. I just realized Apple stopped supporting the Mini in favor of the Nano. Odd. I rather like my Mini. Battery life could be longer, but other than that no complaints.

Cisco
12-21-2005, 06:02 AM
You know how annoyed I get when people look at me funny when I put sugar in my water? What the hell. It's fucking GOOD. At restaurants I usually put sugar and lemon in my water. I just don't like the way water tastes.


I'm sorry, but... eewww... but hey, i used to put sugar cubes and marshmellows on my nachos.
---

Do you guys know those shows like "Worlds amazing videos"? You know, where they show all sorts of accidence: like a guy who was trying to accomplish a goal by skiing down a huge mountain but for some reason either trips all the way down or a huge avalanche buries his ass; or some guy is interviewing an animal trainer + the animal (w/c would be a bear/tiger or some kind of huge beast)and then gets mauled like a toy...? Anyway, am i the only one that finds humor in those shows? I know it's wrong, and most of the time i would feel horrible after laughing hard at their tragic experience. I can't help it. I consider it to be more funny than most of the sitcoms/reality tv shows out there.

Here's some of the most funniest accidence caught on tape, that i have watched in those kinds of specials.

1. The plane cleaner: Some guy was cleaning the plane, totally ignorant that the plane was actually going to take off... anyway, the guy gets sucked in, then shitted out as the plane takes off in mid-air. That had me rollin!!
:rofl:

2. Elephant: There was a man who was cleaning the legs of an elephant, and a few minutes later the elephant sits on head.

3. Bull Chaos: Some bull goes wild on a stadium and caused a whole lot of people to get hysterical... the bull then plunges his horn in some guy's anus. :rofl:

4. Rescue 911 - The Inferno: A few kids started to play with fire. Anyway, the scene was a bunch of kids laughing their asses off and having fun playing around with matches... then the scene switches to a farther view and an explosion occurs. :rofl: That was classic.

5. Ski-guy: Some idiot tries to ski a high mountain, as the guy starts off, he trips on a rock and just goes tumbling all the way down. haha

6. Gymnast: Now this is very cold of me to laugh at, because she pretty much suffered allot after the accident. Anyway, this girl was running at full speed towards a huge balance beam (? is that what they call it?), she jumps on the trampoline (or whatever that thing is) and by surprise gets launched head first into the side of the balance beam. Yeah, she got slammed hard... and it was sad, but still... i couldn't stop laughing at first.
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Another thing, that no one else found funny except for me, was the how meg ryan died in city of angels (well... i can't recall te last time i watched that movie... definitely a long time ago).. from what i remember, she was bike riding and out of know reason becomes an idiot by closing her eyes and leaning back with her arms stretched out and then gets hit by a car. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: That's how it went right?

You guys got any shit that you saw on tv/movie that you (and only you) thought was funny as hell?

Diek Stiekem
12-21-2005, 06:18 AM
2005 was a pretty odd year for me, never had such huge contrasts in a year.
I've had some huge ups & downs, I hope 2006 will be a bit more stable.

Picked up Scooter's new album last week.. I love it the tracks, they keep buzzing in my mind.:looney:

ToyRobotTerror
12-21-2005, 06:39 AM
What are those shields, anyway?

I hate Christmas. >_>

they help determine your e-penis size.

Mechanica
12-21-2005, 06:48 AM
Dry heaving = mass suckage. Vomiting ain't too bad, but dry heaving... -_-;
I was throwing up a few days ago (got a little too drunk :sweat: ) and all I could think about is how much worse dry heaving was, 'cause I'd get the occasional one. Oooog.

I am off work this saturday if you wanna have a get together (awww shit just realized it's christmas, I don't even care about the holidays and I will be spending that shit alone anyways...) I dunno when I will be free after christmas day, haven't gotten my work schedule yet.

But anyways from Saturday until a week after that I will have the house to myself, so if anyone in the greater Seattle/South King County WA area wants to get together to play some games and get drunk, any SRKer (that isn't a dumbass) is welcome. :tup:
Holy shit, Saturday is Christmas already? Daaamn. I don't think I'm really doing anything, though. My family's pretty un-family, if you know what I mean. :lol:

You know how annoyed I get when people look at me funny when I put sugar in my water? What the hell. It's fucking GOOD. At restaurants I usually put sugar and lemon in my water. I just don't like the way water tastes.
I didn't look at you funny. :lovin: I don't doubt that it tastes alright, and I can understand not liking the... taste of water. I don't like water when it's cold - like ice water.

they help determine your e-penis size.
:sad: :sad:

Million
12-21-2005, 06:51 AM
4. Rescue 911 - The Inferno: A few kids started to play with fire. Anyway, the scene was a bunch of kids laughing their asses off and having fun playing around with matches... then the scene switches to a farther view and an explosion occurs. That was classic.
^yes...heh, and people always want to claim "that's not funny". Bullshit, it is a FACT that stuff like this is funny. I've even been called a "terrible person" for laughing at this.(*a certain other forum I go to that has NO twisted sense of humor, apparently) Anyway, I remember this and other Rescue 911 episodes clearly. That was when the kids played with fire, and the one kid gets out the can of GASOLINE. His friends suddenly got like a spidey sense/instinct that this could go very wrong....as he was getting ready to pour it on the fire...the others were already backing up slowly <<this was already cracking me up. Suddenly *BOOM!* the kid lights up like Cinder from Killer Instinct, oh and I'm really trippin now...I was seriously in pain from laughing so hard at this. I had it on tape, and would watch it and other Rescue 911s regularly. It was always as funny as the first time I saw it.

Then there were others---the kid who blew up his hand with an M80
-some kid who lit his back on fire in a treehouse.(famous last words: "hey my back feels warm..")
-cop going through someone's trunk...a car comes by out of control, swerving over and CRUSHES him against the trunk he was just searching!
-kid gets off the school bus....drops some paper or something...wind blows it under the bus because God doesn't like him...and the driver didn't see him---cut to a scene where we see the driver as they drive away...and the bus goes *BONK BUMP!* like they went over a speed bump!

I also usually get a good laugh out of seeing people get mauled by dangerous animals. I'll never forget the bear in the interview...or that guy who got super-kicked out of the universe by a horse.(he was AIRBORN folks. That was serious kicking POWER.)

Mechanica
12-21-2005, 07:10 AM
So I picked up CvS2 the other day, on Xbox... the P-Groove super cancels they decided to add in here... top tier. :looney: Seriously, a lot of combos give you like 10 minutes to hit confirm with that crap. :lol:

Anyway, it's 6:12am, I'm going to go to bed now. GOODNIGHT MY LOVES :lovin: :lovin: :lovin: :lovin: :lovin: :lovin: :lovin: :lovin:

One last thing, :rofl: @ English dub of Naruto. I know I'm late, and I did hear it on the first episode, but listen to kyuubi naruto: http://home.comcast.net/~link4117/kyuubivoice.rar

lol. I can't take it seriously.

JackTenrac!
12-21-2005, 07:48 AM
I'm ready for 06 also. This year has been pretty shitty. And Christmas crept up on me. I'm worried about getting people their presents.


- Yeah, FOF, I agree, did it. But that is no where near the hell of Christmas. My sister always gets me these great gifts, but whenever I spot, Mom looks at the monetery value of both gifts and dogs me for not spending enough. I used to like Christmas to that extent, but a majority of people are picky these days, telling you what they want and getting mad when you are so close yet you do not obtain their primary desire. Then comes the materialistic value. What ever happened to quality over quantity?

- I started on KOF 98 again, improving some character moves here and there. Man, this game was missed!

Dream Match 98 > Playmore's KOFs (2001, 2002) for free.

- How long has Pippen been playing after Jordan's leave? NBA.COM showed the chat history document. Rodman was mentioned here. Just not his Fifth Element impression stuff. Beam retirement, Scottie.

http://www.nba.com/bulls/chat/pippen_chat_transcript_120705.html

Cisco
12-21-2005, 08:08 AM
Then there were others---the kid who blew up his hand with an M80
-some kid who lit his back on fire in a treehouse.(famous last words: "hey my back feels warm..")




I remember something about a treehouse on 911 (or was it amaising videos), but it was kinda different. From the one i saw, some dad was trying to catch their cat (who was stranded on the highest branch of the tree) and the only way to get to the cat was through the window of their tree house. well, the dad goes into the tree house and tries to climb out the window to retrieve their pet. Unfortunetly, the dad must have been too heavy or their might have been something wrong with the tree house because the house could not support his weight. Anyway, the moment the dad tries to reach the cat through the window, the tree house collapses 100% (that was a tall tree) and the dad just falls off. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


--
I also remember my friend showed me a clip of something he downloaded, some kids show in england or australia (i forgot w/c)... and yes, the show had some guy talking to puppets. well, this show (w/c i think was aired during the 80's-early 90's) pulled a prank during an episode because mostly everything had some deragatory message.

Guy: How big is your "dot"... well, remember kids... ask your sister to like your dot like a sugar stick.

[Puppet 1 and Puppet 2 converse]
Puppet 1: My dot is pretty much pointing out right now
Puppet 2 (Looks down at puppet 1's groined area): It's small.

Guy: Oh you two... it's not the size that matters as long as it keeps the other one happy. Kids, if your point is small... that's ok. Try playing with it, and get that thing strong and hard.


it was something like that. Basically, the show contained allot of perverted shit, so yeah... that was funny.

--

Damn, i still haven't recovered from the illness. I was struck with mild case of food poisoning last week, and i was kept in the hospital from Wednesday -friday. I still can't walk properly, and my foor feels so oily. Pretty much a bad way to end the year, last week of Nov, I just broke up with my GF (It was a Mutual understanding)… 3 days later I ate some rotten noodles and some type of fast food meal w/c I took home couple of days before that, I really didn’t notice anything wrong with what I ate. It tasted good IMO, but yeah… it was rotten. That shit gave me a high fever + a huge stomach/head ache (this was already at the first week of Dec); last week my stomach pain got worse w/c caused me to miss a concert w/ my friends (the tickets cost allot to) and I wound up giving it to my cousin for free. Wednesday last week, I saw my ex-girlfriend – a huge bitch that I dated when I was a freshman at high school; hours later I was taken to the hospital because the stomach ache got stronger… then I got highly flamed by allot of punks here when I posted that encounter. anyway, i hope this stomach pain goes away before x-mas eve; what sucks about it is that i'm required to to drink warm water (only) and i'm taking crap-tasting medication. I also had plans to join my christian youth for another missionary thing during the holiday season, w/c was supposed to be this week.

i just went to the gym earlier (thinking that walking this bitch out would work) and i basically lost control of my anus during the time... yes, some "thing" gooey fell out of my ass out of nowhere, and i basically had to walk all the way home with a sweaty shirt, stomach pain, and wet shit all around my ass. Nasty feeling.

phae
12-21-2005, 01:01 PM
phae, when in Jan is your birthday? Mine's the 14th. January birthdays are kind of cool, but they kind of suck too. You get all your gifts in one big heap and then go through a dry spell for awhile.

I'm a feb baby. Late feb. 27th to be exact. It sucks for whomever is dating me, because Valentines Day and my Birthday are wicked close... and the weather in Feb is shitty to the max.

Weather here doesn't start getting decent until April, and it doesn't start getting bad until late november.. so i'm fucked. :rofl:

RoninChaos
12-21-2005, 02:35 PM
April 2nd, bitches. I LOVE THAT SHIT.

Airthrow
12-21-2005, 08:13 PM
Holy shit, Saturday is Christmas already? Daaamn. I don't think I'm really doing anything, though. My family's pretty un-family, if you know what I mean. :lol:

Word, mine too. How old are you again? Either you or my buddy Gerald should pick up some alcohol and we can make it a drunk 2D fighting game weekend. You like whiskey right?

Goddamn I played one game of CvS2 since I got it, I hate that game with an absolutely utter PASSION, but if it's against you I will scrub a few games with you.

Bring whatever xbox controllers/fighters you have and we can throw down, I am sure my friend Gerald will be able to come, maybe my co-workers Ricky and Thomas, and Possibly Fishjie from SRK.

Anyone else from SRK in the Seattle area is invited to my crib on Christmas-Eve as well. :karate:

Ne0phyte
12-21-2005, 08:23 PM
Holy shit, Saturday is Christmas already? Daaamn. I don't think I'm really doing anything, though. My family's pretty un-family, if you know what I mean. :lol:
Christmas is Sunday.
Word, mine too. How old are you again? Either you or my buddy Gerald should pick up some alcohol and we can make it a drunk 2D fighting game weekend. You like whiskey right?

Goddamn I played one game of CvS2 since I got it, I hate that game with an absolutely utter PASSION, but if it's against you I will scrub a few games with you.

Bring whatever xbox controllers/fighters you have and we can throw down, I am sure my friend Gerald will be able to come, maybe my co-workers Ricky and Thomas, and Possibly Fishjie from SRK.

Anyone else from SRK in the Seattle area is invited to my crib on Christmas day as well.
He is not old enough!!

This is the second time you referred to Fishjie as "Fishjie from SRK"... we all know who he is :razzy:

Airthrow
12-21-2005, 08:26 PM
I'm not old enough either technically, but those rules don't really apply at my house. Especially when the owners are in new york. (Legal Drinkin' for me come May 30th).

P.S., you don't tell me how to refer to anyone, wummin! :mad: j/p.

Ne0phyte
12-21-2005, 08:54 PM
He's not old enough to purchase is what I meant!

Trading Spouses is such a cool show. But I hate how the families get upset at what the money is to be spent on as if they actually did something to earn it. "I'm on national television for having a woman come to my house for a week and learn about my family, and all my siblings and I get is a $10,000 college trust bond each!??! HOW DARE SHE!" Your family just made $50,000 in some form for doing absolutely nothing. Stop whining.

I've been up for almost exactly 24 hours straight; time to go to sleep! I reckon I will be knocked out for at least 12 hours straight. I miss Sep being around here.

Million
12-21-2005, 09:00 PM
So, I have acquired more songs by Aqua....
Good Morning Sunshine is alright...but Cartoon Heroes is NICE! There's something..."saturday morning cartoony" about it...which I guess is exactly what they were aiming for. I'm not sure...it may even be better than Barbie Girl and "Candyman"(or is it "Lolipop"? That song is listed as both in Limewire search results). heh "I am the Candyman...comin' from Bountyland..."

-I need more paparazzi pics of Lene Crawford. She's the cutie from "Aqua". I would Bone™ her ass SO HAORD...that the next Lene Crawford wannabe...isgonnafeelit.

There is a serious piece of ass on the box that my new phone came in. She is at least a 9.7 Elite Sexpot.

-Really, what would go through the mind of a midget or a dwarf when Skeelo's "I Wish" was playing on the radio/MTV/VH1 back in the 90s? I'm curious as to how that song made the average midget feel.

Roxie
12-21-2005, 10:11 PM
Good, GOD Malcom in the Middle is awesomeness!:lovin:

TehNewGuy
12-21-2005, 10:25 PM
Good, GOD Malcom in the Middle is awesomeness!:lovin:

Are you by any chance talking about the episode when the helper monkey turned on everyone? If so, HELL YES! :rofl:

Roxie
12-21-2005, 10:45 PM
Are you by any chance talking about the episode when the helper monkey turned on everyone? If so, HELL YES! :rofl:
:lol: yes!

That's actually the pilot! It only got better from there!:lovin: I love the no laugh track. I'll laugh when it's funny damnit, you don't need to tell me when!

TheSix
12-21-2005, 11:10 PM
Trading Spouses is such a cool show. But I hate how the families get upset at what the money is to be spent on as if they actually did something to earn it. "I'm on national television for having a woman come to my house for a week and learn about my family, and all my siblings and I get is a $10,000 college trust bond each!??! HOW DARE SHE!" Your family just made $50,000 in some form for doing absolutely nothing. Stop whining.



You gotta look at it from they POV. They stay in the hood, they obviously don't care that much about a education, so it seems like the reason they did it in the first place was for the money. And then for her to "change the plan" all of sudden....I would have probrably been mad too if I didn't care about school(they NEEDED the money in a trust fund IMO). This was my first time watching this show(wtf have I been?), any other one's where there is alot of drama between the kids?

Cisco
12-21-2005, 11:23 PM
So, I have acquired more songs by Aqua....
Good Morning Sunshine is alright...but Cartoon Heroes is NICE! There's something..."saturday morning cartoony" about it...which I guess is exactly what they were aiming for. I'm not sure...it may even be better than Barbie Girl and "Candyman"(or is it "Lolipop"? That song is listed as both in Limewire search results). heh "I am the Candyman...comin' from Bountyland..."

-I need more paparazzi pics of Lene Crawford. She's the cutie from "Aqua". I would Bone™ her ass SO HAORD...that the next Lene Crawford wannabe...isgonnafeelit.

There is a serious piece of ass on the box that my new phone came in. She is at least a 9.7 Elite Sexpot.

-Really, what would go through the mind of a midget or a dwarf when Skeelo's "I Wish" was playing on the radio/MTV/VH1 back in the 90s? I'm curious as to how that song made the average midget feel.


The only song i actually did like from that hell of a band/group was "Turn back time" (was that the title?) That's what i found nice. the rest pretty much was painful to hear.


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I want to watch something funny. Just something funny.

phae
12-21-2005, 11:53 PM
My PC died. Well, it didn't die.. it's just being insanely gay.

As per usual, I started crying about it. I'm far too attatched to that PC.. but every time i open the tower, something goes wrong. It's like clockwork. I'm on my stepmom's PC now.

I think this is gonna give me a good reason to jump back on the treadmill for an hour or two, and go upstairs to my room and do more crunches. Just to get it out of my system. I'm seriously upset.

Dan?
12-22-2005, 12:43 AM
I love Reese's to pieces!

Also, the DS is so much fun it's retarded. One person has Mario Kart + other people having DS's with or without cartridges = Instan fun. I want Advance Wars Dual Strike sooooooo bad!

A friend and I had a discussion tonight about how Pokemon, when seperated from all the commercial gunk that became attached to it, was at its very heart a good RPG. Call it what you will, it was a fun, engaging RPG that had giant turtles with guns in their shells. Pokemon has also become my method of defining the noises the real life animals make, i.e. if someone were to ask me what sound a giraffe makes, I would reply "Oh, it says 'Giraaaaaaaaaaffe' ".

Charles Schultz is a mastermind. His characters are so dynamic and easy to identify with, it's unreal. I cannot watch A Charlie Brown Christmas enough times, either. I love it.

phae
12-22-2005, 12:59 AM
I love Reese's to pieces!

Also, the DS is so much fun it's retarded. One person has Mario Kart + other people having DS's with or without cartridges = Instan fun. I want Advance Wars Dual Strike sooooooo bad!

A friend and I had a discussion tonight about how Pokemon, when seperated from all the commercial gunk that became attached to it, was at its very heart a good RPG. Call it what you will, it was a fun, engaging RPG that had giant turtles with guns in their shells. Pokemon has also become my method of defining the noises the real life animals make, i.e. if someone were to ask me what sound a giraffe makes, I would reply "Oh, it says 'Giraaaaaaaaaaffe' ".

Charles Schultz is a mastermind. His characters are so dynamic and easy to identify with, it's unreal. I cannot watch A Charlie Brown Christmas enough times, either. I love it.

Alot of people diss Pokemon, but it's a REALLY good game with a LOT of really fucking awesome elements to pokemon raising and breeding.. it's insane.

FistsofFury
12-22-2005, 01:35 AM
Alot of people diss Pokemon, but it's a REALLY good game with a LOT of really fucking awesome elements to pokemon raising and breeding.. it's insane.


Yup, they neeed to brin ghte lock element back in the games though, that was a nice feature. I just wish more older folks were into it. I don't think I could ask a middle schooler to battle me.

phae
12-22-2005, 01:40 AM
Yup, they neeed to brin ghte lock element back in the games though, that was a nice feature. I just wish more older folks were into it. I don't think I could ask a middle schooler to battle me.


Yes you can. I've done it. I want a DS WiFi Pokemon to come out.. imagine the ownage that would be brought..

Airthrow
12-22-2005, 01:44 AM
Phae check PMs ASAP plz.

Mechanica
12-22-2005, 01:49 AM
Word, mine too. How old are you again? Either you or my buddy Gerald should pick up some alcohol and we can make it a drunk 2D fighting game weekend. You like whiskey right?
Ah, yeah. I'm 17. :sweat:

So I was opening a can of chili, and as I was pouring it in the bowl, it was kind of stuck in there, and I was like "yeargh, come out of the can!" and then SRK came to mind and I was like "YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO TURTLERS!? I RUSH THAT SHIT DOWN!" and it stabbed it with a spoon and scooped it out. Hahahaha. :looney:

phae
12-22-2005, 01:53 AM
Phae check PMs ASAP plz.

Got it, and handled, sir Airthrow. My bad. :wonder:

FistsofFury
12-22-2005, 02:06 AM
Honestly, I'm glad I can download Dreamcast ISOs. It keeps my system alive. Just got Ikaruga. Getting CvS2 (lost my old burned one and this other one doesn't work) and Skies of Arcadia currently. And Super Turbo cause I lost that too somehow. Hooray for piracy.

Murt!
12-22-2005, 02:06 AM
I just spent 1 and a half hours on the toilet. It's because I'm sick, and damn... that shit was just flowing. Just a solid stream of yellow orange crap. Ugh.

Airthrow
12-22-2005, 02:40 AM
^That reminds me of the GREATNESS that was that thread with stories about shitting that got locked...who was that that that was beasting with his stories about having to go to the bathroom while he was taking a test? OMFG, that was probably the funniest shit I have read EVER and it was locked just because it was gross, WTF. SRK CLASSIC (I gotta backup the dope threads before SRK crashes or locks them needlessly).

Mechanica
12-22-2005, 03:30 AM
Ugh, poor murt. :sad: I feel your pain, I was on the toilet the other day and while it wasn't forever or anything, I got those stomach gas pains where you feel like you're about to explode. :looney:

Cisco
12-22-2005, 03:32 AM
^That reminds me of the GREATNESS that was that thread with stories about shitting that got locked...who was that that that was beasting with his stories about having to go to the bathroom while he was taking a test? OMFG, that was probably the funniest shit I have read EVER and it was locked just because it was gross, WTF. SRK CLASSIC (I gotta backup the dope threads before SRK crashes or locks them needlessly).


That was me and my thread. You could be reffering to someone/thing else, I remember archietype posting a story almost like that (it was funny as hell) but that was in Jive turkey's thread. You might be reffering to that, since he was the one that was beasting with the stories... but his story never involved a test (from what i recall). I was the one who made a thread about me having to take a shit during an important test and the thread got locked. I was taking a college entrance exam and i was 100% ready and pumped for it (studied for 2 weeks), the day started well and the moment i placed the lid on the test paper. BOOM. My ass got possesed.

I also had an incident (i posted this here a while back) where me and my friends were taking a road trip... and on our way home i had to take a huge shit. Anyway, while they were sleeping (note: we rode in my friends van) i opened the car door just a slight bit, stuck my ass out and shitted as the van drove through the high way. It was pretty hard to, since i pretty much had to use allot of force to keep my self balanced; quite; and of course prevent the car door from opening any further (w/c would cause me to hang like a monkey)... and it was hard to keep my mind focused on anything else besides my ass ( i also had to worry about my shirt sliding down my back). It was horrible, the wind made the shit juice fling all over my ass cheacks (shit drops traveling all over the place, a part of my shit managed to make it to the back window.)... and i was being spectated by other people on the road. Regardless, the hardest part was keeping quite and maintaining my balance (i was squating the entire time) because it felt fucking good. I had a hard time cleaning my self though. I had wrap my left arm around the car window and just level my feet down (to prevent the door from opening completly and me hanging outside with my pants down and an ass full of shit) while holding on to the seat belt at the same time. I took the car rug and just whiped my ass on it. Then i poored collone and baby powder on it to get rid of the stench.
I'm currently recovery from food poisoning, just so you know.

I pretty much had allot of ass tragedies (I just posted what happened to me last night) in my life.

edit: I really wish i can find a site where i can store my music. Just so you guys can listen to it. I swear, the bands here in the P.I. are very good. There's a hand full of english songs, so you guys don't need to worry about lyrics.

9TNine
12-22-2005, 04:11 AM
^ :wtf:

I assume you were driving, because I don't see how you could get away with that if someone else were. At the same time, driving and shitting out the car door sounds fucking difficult. Then again, if you were driving, couldn't you pull to the side of the highway maybe? I suppose it would depend on the highway...

-9

Nishiko
12-22-2005, 04:27 AM
A friend of mine gave me WoW for Xmess. My character's already level 10. I'm so fucking doomed.

Well, this is it. I'm going out of town to visit a friend and her husband for a few days and won't be back until at least Tuesday. I only get to see them once or twice a year as it is, which is usually this time of year or so; I couldn't get out to them last year and I bitterly regretted it, so that's not happening again. I've been so excited about this trip that I haven't slept right for three days. Just a few hours now.

It's going to be a bitch catching up on this thread. :bgrin: Have a good whatsitholiday, y'all. See you when I get back. <3

FistsofFury
12-22-2005, 04:39 AM
=I love to score t-shirt designs over at threadless.com (www.threadless.com) It seems only so few get actually made. They should make more.

=How big is youse guy's music collections? Right now I'm at 37 gigs, with about 2.5 gigs of duplicate songs. Someone please tell me most people have more than me. Humble me I beg you.

=Hi Nish! Glad to hear you're doing ok. Good luck with your trip.

Mechanica
12-22-2005, 05:08 AM
I also had an incident (i posted this here a while back) where me and my friends were taking a road trip... and on our way home i had to take a huge shit. Anyway, while they were sleeping (note: we rode in my friends van) i opened the car door just a slight bit, stuck my ass out and shitted as the van drove through the high way. It was pretty hard to, since i pretty much had to use allot of force to keep my self balanced; quite; and of course prevent the car door from opening any further (w/c would cause me to hang like a monkey)... and it was hard to keep my mind focused on anything else besides my ass ( i also had to worry about my shirt sliding down my back). It was horrible, the wind made the shit juice fling all over my ass cheacks (shit drops traveling all over the place, a part of my shit managed to make it to the back window.)... and i was being spectated by other people on the road. Regardless, the hardest part was keeping quite and maintaining my balance (i was squating the entire time) because it felt fucking good. I had a hard time cleaning my self though. I had wrap my left arm around the car window and just level my feet down (to prevent the door from opening completly and me hanging outside with my pants down and an ass full of shit) while holding on to the seat belt at the same time. I took the car rug and just whiped my ass on it. Then i poored collone and baby powder on it to get rid of the stench.
I'm currently recovery from food poisoning, just so you know.

LMAO! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I'm almost crying from laughing, that's the craziest shit I've heard in so long. Hahahahah.

I don't want a messed up sleep schedule, though, but it's getting there. It's 4am, and I'm not tired. I woke up at 4pm. ;_; I'll take some melatonin and see if I can sleep, though. My dad has a country radio station playing right now as his alarm, for about 20 minutes, but he won't wake the fuck up. I'm too lazy to go out there... Well, I was, until now. *gets up* Man my dad gets up early.

Ever think about what would consequentially happen after something outrageous you could cause? You know, what would happen if you ran over and RC Hurricane Kicked some old lady in a supermarket? What would happen if you took your foot off the brake, floored it into the car in front of you, went into reverse, floored it into the car behind you. Floored it in front, back, front, back. Chase 'em down, ram ram ram! You know, weird chaotic shit like that. I like to imagine how people would react, or how they would treat me afterwards, etc.

Cisco
12-22-2005, 05:11 AM
^ :wtf:

I assume you were driving, because I don't see how you could get away with that if someone else were. At the same time, driving and shitting out the car door sounds fucking difficult. Then again, if you were driving, couldn't you pull to the side of the highway maybe? I suppose it would depend on the highway...

-9


I wasn't driving. Here in the P.I., we are able to hire drivers (hard to explain) they live in your house and their main job is to drive when you tell them too. Most of the cars here are not that impressive: we don't have automatic seatbelts; not all cars light up or make some kind of signal when a car door is opened. The automobiles here are Low tier; the van i road looked as it came from the early 60's and also the structure of the seats are probably different from the vans in the US. I don't think the driver notice anything... or he must of just kept quite.. i don't know, the music wasn't that loud and the car door wasn't opened all the way, the space was just right for my ass to go through.. besides, i didn't take too long (i didn't release it all). Another thing is, i was pretty much in horrible pain and i couldn't ask the driver to pull over since 1. there was no place to pull over; 2. He spoke in the Visayas language; and right then and there i really didn't give a damn about being caught, because i really needed to let that shit go.
Yes, it was difficult and hell'a scary (there were cars passing by for crying out loud)
but i had to do it. I think he did get suspicious (or more like his "WTF" sense came on) when i closed the car door after i was done, but i pretty much stormed at full speed back to my seat. I've posted this story 3 times in shoryuken.

Mechanica
12-22-2005, 05:21 AM
Oh, and I have less than 10 gigs of music, after deleting most the game music I didn't listen to. I also relatively recently (summer) got cable internet instead of DSL which for some reason couldn't seem to run torrents well, even with ports forwarded... and thus, I've become a torrent-full-album kid, rather than a download-random-songs-from-p2p kid. I'm thinking about deleting all my random songs because it just annoys me now. I don't listen to any of it, really, anyway.

Hahaha, I've got more HD space of combo/match vids... and that's after deleting my MvC2 collection, basically. I burned it to a disc and lost it. -_-

Ne0phyte
12-22-2005, 05:32 AM
Honestly, I'm glad I can download Dreamcast ISOs. It keeps my system alive. Just got Ikaruga. Getting CvS2 (lost my old burned one and this other one doesn't work) and Skies of Arcadia currently. And Super Turbo cause I lost that too somehow. Hooray for piracy.
You mean mine?? I just downloaded Marvel myself but have no way of burning it til I get to VA. Don't feel like doing it on here.

=How big is youse guy's music collections? Right now I'm at 37 gigs, with about 2.5 gigs of duplicate songs. Someone please tell me most people have more than me. Humble me I beg you.
I think a lot of people do. I've known people with several harddrives full of music. I remember S.AM saying he had seven gigs of Dipset alone.

Proportionately I acquire 60% more music than you do a year. I never downloaded a song in my life until 2004 and I have 25 gigs. Plus I've purchased almost as much as I download, I like every single song, have not a single duplicate song, and have none of any one else's music on here. Plus I consistently delete what I don't listen to. Which beats having a ton of crap I don't even remember putting on here.

Million
12-22-2005, 06:31 AM
let's see...

Only 2.56 Gigs on the iTunes library right now..
4.56 gigs on the old iPod...there was something like 10 to 12 gigs on my newer iPod that died recently. Then there's 100+ cds I have. Most of the things I listen to are still just on CD, and not in mp3 form yet. It's still a lot to me, as I have the most ridiculously awesome collection of TV themes...and tv show themes are typically only about 30-ish seconds to a minute or so....which would not account for much space in mp3 form.

The Soledad is looking gorgeous as usual this morning. I want to eat her snatch.

arcticninja
12-22-2005, 08:33 AM
Honestly, I'm glad I can download Dreamcast ISOs. It keeps my system alive. Just got Ikaruga. Getting CvS2 (lost my old burned one and this other one doesn't work) and Skies of Arcadia currently. And Super Turbo cause I lost that too somehow. Hooray for piracy.



n/m just check your PMs in 3....2....1...


yeah, good call RN

Adam Warlock
12-22-2005, 08:42 AM
^ just pm him and ask. Edit it out of your post because they ban folks just for asking too.

arcticninja
12-22-2005, 11:22 AM
I just realized today that I haven't had egg nog in two years. I defs have to get some this year.


and holy crap am I ever bored at work today. I was going to create a new thread but realized it was just going to be a crappy version of this thread. I'm not cool enough to start my own clique unfortunately :sad:

Dan?
12-22-2005, 11:30 AM
I just realized today that I haven't had egg nog in two years. I defs have to get some this year.


and holy crap am I ever bored at work today. I was going to create a new thread but realized it was just going to be a crappy version of this thread. I'm not cool enough to start my own clique unfortunately :sad:

And you never will be ya unpopular nerdy mcnerd!

arcticninja
12-22-2005, 11:43 AM
you shut your mouth! I'll make it someday, I know I will!!!

JackTenrac!
12-22-2005, 11:47 AM
...still in BED. My GPA is good for a first in post-grad. 76.5. I bled so much this year, just to stay alive. hahahaha

abacabb
12-22-2005, 11:49 AM
right now i have 25 gigs of music. i should have more but i chose to limit my music downloads becasue i only have a 55 gig harddrive. i also have about a gig of match videos. no porn cause i just deleted that folder it was about 3 gigs

RaishinX
12-22-2005, 11:54 AM
Do women hate each other? I've been asking myself this for a small while. Everytime I ever looked at the TV Guide for the Lifetime (did I get the font right? :D) network, there's always some woman getting done wrong(ly) and then somehow overcoming it. I mean...it's a woman/women('s) network. I figured women would like to see each other in command or taking charge. But what do I see? Some woman getting duct taped, butt raped and thrown out a fire exit. Sheesh...

abacabb
12-22-2005, 12:03 PM
like 5 minutes ago my fridge's power cord start sparking. that cant be a good thing right? i think some mice mustve chewed the wire or something. fuckin mice

phae
12-22-2005, 12:50 PM
Eww.. mice.

My PC is still acting up, but this time I think I'll get it fixed. I'm alot calmer than I was last night about everything.. I just want my old PC back to working.

Roxie
12-22-2005, 01:37 PM
RaishinX I get along with most people, so I really think that's just a stereotype.

There are guys that are assholes, just as there are women that assholes. People just relish in telling the bad times more than they do they good.

Ne0phyte
12-22-2005, 01:45 PM
I just realized today that I haven't had egg nog in two years. I defs have to get some this year.


and holy crap am I ever bored at work today. I was going to create a new thread but realized it was just going to be a crappy version of this thread. I'm not cool enough to start my own clique unfortunately :sad:
It'd get shut down with the quickness anyway.

Roxie
12-22-2005, 01:57 PM
Well, Neo, ColdPlay are british.

Zachman
12-22-2005, 02:02 PM
Do women hate each other? I've been asking myself this for a small while. Everytime I ever looked at the TV Guide for the Lifetime (did I get the font right? :D) network, there's always some woman getting done wrong(ly) and then somehow overcoming it. I mean...it's a woman/women('s) network. I figured women would like to see each other in command or taking charge. But what do I see? Some woman getting duct taped, butt raped and thrown out a fire exit. Sheesh...

Yes, women do indeed hate each other. Ever wondered what started those juicy catfights at school? Probably nothing more than a small misunderstanding that was taken to the extreme.