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Nemesis00
12-22-2005, 04:41 PM
The bullshit resets of the Arcade never cease to amaze me.

Mechanica
12-22-2005, 05:26 PM
Man, I forgot we even HAD an arcade. There should be a link at the top or something.

...I can't even find the arcade, actually. LINK plz

Azrael
12-22-2005, 05:28 PM
Whoever invented spyware should die a horrible, painful death. I hope maggots lodge themselves up his ass then eat their way out his nose.

My poor computer is suffering right now. Faster, Norton! Faster damn you!

1
12-22-2005, 05:31 PM
Whoever invented spyware should die a horrible, painful death. I hope maggots lodge themselves up his ass then eat their way out his nose.

My poor computer is suffering right now. Faster, Norton! Faster damn you!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there a law passed or proposed that will make spyware installed without the users consent iilegal?

Mechanica
12-22-2005, 06:09 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there a law passed or proposed that will make spyware installed without the users consent iilegal?
Haha, like that'll stop anything.

Ne0phyte
12-22-2005, 10:41 PM
lol; Lovelessemotion (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/member.php?u=26024) is looking at GD right now!

P. Gorath
12-22-2005, 11:10 PM
im in philly

fuck its cold

was 80 degrees when i left L.A.

damn east coast

Mark Beast
12-22-2005, 11:12 PM
*edit*
nevermind had links to other stuff. anyway i'm bored. prolly gonna watch some more naruto or something.

Slide
12-23-2005, 12:11 AM
I have about 21gigs of music on my laptop and ipod.

I would have more but i had burnt alot of shit to CDs awhile back and I didnt put them back on my computer.

Also, how many gigs of music doesnt really mean much, it's how many songs you have total, cause i mean, some file sizes are big as shit. Alot of my music is at 320 bit rates. So I have around 4200 songs.

Mechanica
12-23-2005, 12:28 AM
Seriously, where is the arcade? I can't find it. T_T

1
12-23-2005, 12:32 AM
Seriously, where is the arcade? I can't find it. T_T

Quite rly?
http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/arcade.php

FistsofFury
12-23-2005, 12:34 AM
Am I the only one that thinks because of the rise of the Darkside there needs to be an SRK Jedi Order?

Ne0phyte
12-23-2005, 12:54 AM
^ Yes.

I have over 5200 songs.

I opened up my dad's computer today and installed an ethernet adapter (blech) when he couldn't do it, and got the Internet working for him. I was proud :)

RoninChaos
12-23-2005, 12:55 AM
I have 52 gigs of music.

FistsofFury
12-23-2005, 01:02 AM
I have 52 gigs of music.


External Hard drive Ronin?

I've got a little over 8400 songs. I try to keep the quality at 160 or above...but I just noticed that my iTunes rips cds at 128. Just set to rip at a better quality, and I'm not gonna bother re-ripping cds. I'm not that nit-picky.

Mechanica
12-23-2005, 04:49 AM
Just finished watching House of Flying Daggers. Wow, that was really good.

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK XD


596 Mechanica 37468 716 secs
597 marn 37251 67 secs


Daaaaaamn. I guess getting Tetrises (Tetrisi? :rofl: ) boosts your points a LOT? I didn't get any. T_T

I find myself talking to myself now... mostly in the kitchen, but it's still weird. How's that for thinking out loud. Eh? Eh??

FistsofFury
12-23-2005, 05:40 AM
More people need to get on this SRK Frapper (http://www.frappr.com/srk). For real.

I wonder if I left SRK for a month or so would people notice I was gone. Like I could leave SRK for even a week.

JackTenrac!
12-23-2005, 06:21 AM
More people need to get on this SRK Frapper (http://www.frappr.com/srk). For real.

I wonder if I left SRK for a month or so would people notice I was gone. Like I could leave SRK for even a week.


Ask Nishiko, who's out for the weekend or two.

*InVeRs3*
12-23-2005, 07:32 AM
Evreh Bah-dayuh
Yea-uh
Rock-ya-bodyuh
Yeah=uh

Ne0phyte
12-23-2005, 07:44 AM
Just finished watching House of Flying Daggers. Wow, that was really good.

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK XD



Daaaaaamn. I guess getting Tetrises (Tetrisi? :rofl: ) boosts your points a LOT? I didn't get any. T_T

I find myself talking to myself now... mostly in the kitchen, but it's still weird. How's that for thinking out loud. Eh? Eh??
I talk to myself all the time. I don't think it's weird at all.

I don't want to be up this early! I just wanted to wake up around noon to watch Jeopardy. Now I might fall back asleep and wake up in the late afternoon-_-

JackTenrac!
12-23-2005, 07:52 AM
If 50 Cent died today or soon, would we still be bombarded by "wankstas"? and how many "unreleased tracks" converted into albums would we have to endure before it's game?

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-23-2005, 07:52 AM
I talk to myself all the time. I don't think it's weird at all.

Ditto.

It helps me solve uncomfortable problems at a quicker and more comfortable pace.

And sometimes... I'm just bored and vain as hell. I've been my own best friend for years. I'd die if I couldn't hear myself think at all times.

kcxj
12-23-2005, 08:36 AM
I finally watched that Reon Kaneda video where she's listening to her iPod, dancing around with the exposed underboob, and her titties are jiggling all over the place.

Oh man, I didn't think I liked her at first because of all the make up she's wearing in the video. Her skin is a little darker too like she's from the southern islands, or part Cambodian or Black or something (slight, slight turn off for me when it comes to Asian girls... which is hypocritically and stupidly ironic because I'm a darker skinned Asian person myself, but I don't care).

The hypnotizing titty action, butt floss underwear, and perfect legs with the nice feet was too just much though. :rofl:

<-- serious boner (which is awesome because there wasn't even any sex or graphic nudity or anything) :tup:

I can't find a safe for work link, so I'm not going to post it here. I'm happy to PM the link I used for the vid in case anybody else hasn't seen it yet and wants it too though.

edit: PM sent to AdverseSolutions, LHS, and Krasshole.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-23-2005, 09:20 AM
KC HOOK A BROTHER UP!!!!!!!!!

Shit. I've been trying to see that vid for a while now. Is it complete?

You know what... I don't even CARE. Just PM that shit DOWN please.

RoninChaos
12-23-2005, 09:57 AM
External Hard drive Ronin?

I've got a little over 8400 songs. I try to keep the quality at 160 or above...but I just noticed that my iTunes rips cds at 128. Just set to rip at a better quality, and I'm not gonna bother re-ripping cds. I'm not that nit-picky.


No, internal.

KrassHole
12-23-2005, 11:43 AM
I finally watched that Reon Kaneda video where she's listening to her iPod, dancing around with the exposed underboob, and her titties are jiggling all over the place.

Oh man, I didn't think I liked her at first because of all the make up she's wearing in the video. Her skin is a little darker too like she's from the southern islands, or part Cambodian or Black or something (slight, slight turn off for me when it comes to Asian girls... which is hypocritically and stupidly ironic because I'm a darker skinned Asian person myself, but I don't care).

The hypnotizing titty action, butt floss underwear, and perfect legs with the nice feet was too just much though. :rofl:

<-- serious boner (which is awesome because there wasn't even any sex or graphic nudity or anything) :tup:

I can't find a safe for work link, so I'm not going to post it here. I'm happy to PM the link I used for the vid in case anybody else hasn't seen it yet and wants it too though.

Please hook me up!!!

Nemesis00
12-23-2005, 02:28 PM
I talk to myself all the time as long as know one's listening. Home, work, shower. Doesn't matter. What's great is the always acknowledge that I'm talking to myself.

"God, I need to find that damn stapler. Is it under here? No. In the drawer? No. Why am I talking to myself? Oh well, gotta find that stapler."

And what's even stranger is that if I'm alone, I speak what I type...

BornAgainCommunist
12-23-2005, 03:31 PM
There is this Arab lady who keeps sicking her dog on me. and every time it happens, I am ready to kick the dog in the head. It always stops and turns around in mid stride or runs right past me, but today it slipped on the ice, and then the lady slipped on the ice running after it. hahaha

Mechanica
12-23-2005, 06:00 PM
So I'm possibly getting a stick from Dreaded Fist, and right now I'm trying to figure out what I would get... and I can't decide... I can't decide on a box size (small seems like it would...be too light? I don't know o_o), and I can't decide if I want to be a total honky and get bat top, or stick with ball top... Ball tops are weird, though. :confused:

On top of that, I've gotta find some stuff to work with for stick art! :wonder:

Airthrow
12-23-2005, 09:39 PM
...

Link plz.

Murt!
12-24-2005, 02:14 AM
LOL. I couldn't stop laughing when heard the end of this song. (http://media.putfile.com/Jay-Z---Twenty-Two-Twos)

Mechanica
12-24-2005, 03:09 AM
Looking through my imageshack account...

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9485/0014nd.jpg
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/8230/PICT243.jpg

:sad:

I miss my kitty.

FistsofFury
12-24-2005, 04:42 AM
Ne0phyte: lol I had a dream you did something to your myspace profile. Dreaming about the Internet is so lame >_<
ishothesherifs: YES it is
ishothesherifs: I was so sad when I woke up after having a dream about surfing SRK

Ne0phyte
12-24-2005, 04:49 AM
Looking through my imageshack account...

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/9485/0014nd.jpg
http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/8230/PICT243.jpg

:sad:

I miss my kitty.
Awwww!! What happened to it?

I miss my puppy (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/Jackey5/nick.jpg):(

SNAAAAKE
12-24-2005, 05:28 AM
Just watched "the island". Wow one THE best movie ever and that girl is shooooooooooooooo pretty zomg !!!!! (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/the_island/scarlett_johansson/theisland1.jpg)



I am really....really drunk right now..this is like my 7th bottle weeeeeee my hand hurt all fucked up from winning all the cvs2 matchs earlier at anarcade :looney: :looney:

Mechanica
12-24-2005, 06:43 AM
Awwww!! What happened to it?

I miss my puppy (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/Jackey5/nick.jpg):(
She kinda just went missing in September, not too long after we moved to this house. We kept her inside for a while, and then let her out, and she was fine for a decent amount of time, but I guess something happened. Not sure if she got lost or what... :sad:

kcxj
12-24-2005, 07:15 AM
Hey, for all the other people who hate their job like me, need to work like child laborors anyway so they can live, I found a great resource online you might want to check out.

I've been saving up a lot of money lately, so I'm starting to learn how to invest it in stocks, mutual funds, bonds, and so on.

Before I do all that, I learned some new info I think a lot of people should consider though. How much money do you have sitting in the bank and what interest rate are you earning on it?

I put $3000 into a money market account at Bank of America last year so I could earn .9% interest on it. Now look at this website I found today...

http://www.bankrate.com/mot/rate/mmmf_home.asp

I clicked the area I live in and realized there are banks offering up to 4.17% interest on the exact same kind of account. I learned my lesson...

:tdown: to the big national banks that sponser pro-sporting events, advertise on TV all the time, etc...

Getting an interest on your money over four times the amount you would get by picking the bank you see on TV or just happens to have a physical branch close to where you live, just from doing a little research online is amazing.

Anyway, even though it's holiday today, I'm heading out to my bank right now so I can close the account and put my money somewhere where it's actually working for me (instead of paying for the TV airtime of some big national bank branch).

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*Newbie Investor Question*

Does anybody know how I can found out the current rates returns for T-Bills?

I placed an order for $1000 worth of the 13 week T-Bill from http://www.treasurydirect.gov/ a little while ago.

I can't find how much I'll be earning anywhere on the site though. I used google and can't seem to figure out how to find current rates either. Is this something I can find in the newspapers?

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I have a lot of money in my savings account (from a smaller local bank with higher interest rates, not that national Bank of America chain) just sitting there, and the direct deposit I get from work keeps adding up also. Although I still don't know what I'm doing totally, I do know that just letting your money sit in some bank account isn't going make your life better anytime soon, so I bought some T-Bills since doing so is so easy.

I'm still too scared to put my money into stocks on my own right now (although I did put $5000 into some mutual funds offered by my bank last year, and have made $1000 minus commission so far), so just stick my money anywhere (T-Bills) in the meantime. Even if the rate (whatever it is) is lower than what I would get if I just left the money in my savings account, I'm happy I've gotten the experience at least.

Too many of my coworkers blow their paychecks on going to the casino and treating that as their "investment". A lot of my gamer friends buy all sorts of stupid expensive shit they don't need like Xbox360 or Razor phones. The three most important things in my life at the moment are food, shelter, and sex (non-prostitute/paying stripper for a handjob sex), and I honestly don't see how making a NEW COMPUTER with fancy video card your priority with what to do with your money helping with any of those three things I mentioned. Put the money you make at work in a savings account that gives you 4% instead of 1% at the very least.

My older brother (who joined the Marines after high school) literally had ALL his life savings and income (around 30k USD for a twenty something year old) in a checking account that was making close to ZERO interest. No stocks, bonds, 401k, or anything either. Just living paycheck to paycheck. I talked to him about it before too a few years back, but he told me to mind my own business. Anyway, I'm making this post here today though, so whoever wants or doesn't want to listen can choose to do so.

Taichi
12-24-2005, 07:31 AM
Communists are faggots

Born Again Communists are Superfaggots!

Hunter D
12-24-2005, 03:22 PM
I finally watched that Reon Kaneda video where she's listening to her iPod, dancing around with the exposed underboob, and her titties are jiggling all over the place.

Oh man, I didn't think I liked her at first because of all the make up she's wearing in the video. Her skin is a little darker too like she's from the southern islands, or part Cambodian or Black or something (slight, slight turn off for me when it comes to Asian girls... which is hypocritically and stupidly ironic because I'm a darker skinned Asian person myself, but I don't care).

The hypnotizing titty action, butt floss underwear, and perfect legs with the nice feet was too just much though. :rofl:

<-- serious boner (which is awesome because there wasn't even any sex or graphic nudity or anything) :tup:

I can't find a safe for work link, so I'm not going to post it here. I'm happy to PM the link I used for the vid in case anybody else hasn't seen it yet and wants it too though.

edit: PM sent to AdverseSolutions, LHS, and Krasshole.


Link please

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-24-2005, 04:30 PM
Props to KC. That shit was fire.

Man, I am bored as hell. And I'm noticing even more just how emotionally restricted I honestly feel here. I still feel like I have to keep my true nature bottled up or I have to don the same color camouflage here to still feel comfortable. To keep my defenses up at all times.

It's bullshit. For those that like to keep track though...

MySpace Hiryu = Old Normal Hiryu
SRK Hiryu = Current Angry Hiryu

I hate that shit. I feel so much more comfortable at a mostly teen bopping cesspool of mediocrity.. rather than some skewed geeked out adult version of the real world.

All of this constant negativity is starting to catch up with me, I suppose. Meh. Too much shit going on at once.

It's also hilarious how whenever I spout off about something seemingly worthwhile or hint at some actual concrete form of intelligence, it grows unnoticed or completely unfelt here. :rofl:

Hmm.

Oh well.

Mechanica
12-24-2005, 05:36 PM
I like to make candy canes really sharp rather than just biting 'em off sometimes.

JackTenrac!
12-24-2005, 06:15 PM
- Waiting on Dad. For some reason, when I called him, he sounded as if he started already. That man makes drinkin' fun.

- Corner Gas is on. 3 eps of Brent Butt, Eric Peterson, and Miss Gabriel Miller. A classic episode.

- I've been lazy all week.

Nemesis00
12-24-2005, 06:24 PM
I hate Christmas. I hate shopping for people I don't like. I hate getting crappy gifts I don't want from people I don't like. I hate the bullshit mentality that I have to start liking people I don't like because of this crappy holiday. After this year, I'm done with Christmas.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-24-2005, 06:40 PM
Some fruity ass stalker used my AIM and one of my emails on some Gay Muslim site. I'm guessing this was some extremely pussified means to "irritate" me. :rofl:

I can't believe people actually give a damn. That's the real kicker.

I'm pretty flattered some nutjob around here still bear huggles my nuts like some holy gospel behind the scenes.

Keep those panties wet, Ninja ***. I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. :rofl:

Hunter D
12-24-2005, 06:48 PM
Some fruity ass stalker used my AIM and one of my emails on some Gay Muslim site. I'm guessing this was some extremely pussified means to "irritate" me. :rofl:

I can't believe people actually give a damn. That's the real kicker.

I'm pretty flattered some nutjob around here still bear huggles my nuts like some holy gospel behind the scenes.

Keep those panties wet, Ninja ***. I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. :rofl:
:rofl: Are you serious? That is so lame.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-24-2005, 06:57 PM
Truth.

I'm dead serious. Apparently their world must revolve five inches away from my full functional penis at all times.

And I know the *** Ninja is rubbing out his poison rice balls right now because I happened to uncover his inane scheme. :rofl:

The funniest shit I've read today. They're so mad, it's funny. I love the attention. Only SRK is capable of this coward shit.

L. O. L.

Mechanica
12-24-2005, 07:40 PM
So what's the backstory with all that? :confused:

Airthrow! Check your PMs or call me or something. T_T I guess I could call back the number on my phone that could've been you, that I missed yesterday... but I don't like calling people, much less someone I don't know. For some reason it's really not that weird if they call me, though. :sweat:

EDIT: I called it, and it was a woman's voice and said some kind of name (like a business or something) so I was like "who?" and she was like "*incoherent business name or something*" and I was like "...who?" and she was like "MIKE JONES, MOTHERFUCKER!!" and we had rough, wild phone sex.

...Okay, I just said "Oh... well, wrong number I guess, sorry," and hung up. I guess I'm not chillin' with Airthrow & co. :sad: *hangs head and powers up Xbox*

FistsofFury
12-24-2005, 07:41 PM
Truth.

I'm dead serious. Apparently their world must revolve five inches away from my full functional penis at all times.

And I know the *** Ninja is rubbing out his poison rice balls right now because I happened to uncover his inane scheme. :rofl:

The funniest shit I've read today. They're so mad, it's funny. I love the attention. Only SRK is capable of this coward shit.

L. O. L.

It could have been a myspace..."fan".

And I think Saga needs to be less surly around here. My mental picture of you has turned to some dude on his computer with his headphones blasting to a grumpy old man reading SRK and muttering obscenities to himself. But then again, with the recent happenings in your life you have certification to be surly. I would be. Shit I am and my hard luck hasn't been as hard as yours.

But we all have something to be thankful for. That keeps me from grabbing the heat and going bananas.

NO NIGGA GET UP JUTSU.

Mechanica
12-24-2005, 07:47 PM
So what's the backstory with all that? :confused:

Airthrow! Check your PMs or call me or something. T_T I guess I could call back the number on my phone that could've been you, that I missed yesterday... but I don't like calling people, much less someone I don't know. For some reason it's really not that weird if they call me, though. :sweat:

Nemesis00
12-24-2005, 07:51 PM
So, um...Vin Diesel is homosexual now?

JackTenrac!
12-24-2005, 07:53 PM
Mechanica, is Shadow Mechanica is still lurking aboot?

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-24-2005, 07:54 PM
It could have been a myspace..."fan".

And I think Saga needs to be less surly around here. My mental picture of you has turned to some dude on his computer with his headphones blasting to a grumpy old man reading SRK and muttering obscenities to himself. But then again, with the recent happenings in your life you have certification to be surly. I would be. Shit I am and my hard luck hasn't been as hard as yours.

But we all have something to be thankful for. That keeps me from grabbing the heat and going bananas.

NO NIGGA GET UP JUTSU.


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL.

I'm gonna go to bed or something.

FistsofFury
12-24-2005, 08:07 PM
Oh yeah. A Christmas Story is on TBS for 24 hours. Time it watch it.

Mechanica
12-24-2005, 08:29 PM
Hahah, I hate that movie.

Mechanica, is Shadow Mechanica is still lurking aboot?

...There's a Shadow Mechanica?? IMPOSTOR! :confused: (Seriously, haven't heard of 'em. :lol: )

Fuck, I should call that number but I don't know Airthrow's name. You know how retarded it would sound if it turned out to be my mom or my dad's girlfriend or something?

"Hello?"

Hello... Air... throw...? :confused:

"...What?"

Is this... Airthrow?

"I... no? Sorry. Fuckin' addicts. *hangs up*"

:lol:

Mark Beast
12-24-2005, 09:11 PM
quick question...
does the post office (specifically usps) deliver on sundays if its christmas and priority mail? just curious. thx.

RoninChaos
12-24-2005, 09:17 PM
No. They never work on sundays. Or National Holidays.

Mark Beast
12-24-2005, 09:19 PM
=/
i think after i get my packages, i'm gonna give buying sneakers a rest for a long time. i hate waiting/guessing on things and too much trust and money is involved.

lol @ usps' tracking system. the one for priority mail is garbage. they haven't updated info for one of my packages since i think the 21st. maybe its due to the time of year it is, not sure.

marcusg
12-24-2005, 10:11 PM
Merry Christmas to all the broke asses and pizza hut slave workers.

Nishiko
12-25-2005, 12:56 AM
Merry Ho Ho, bitches. Hope y'all find a good way to spend the day, however that may be. <3

Mechanica
12-25-2005, 12:59 AM
It's officially Christmas in this time zone... Officially the least eventful Christmas/Eve I've ever had. Rather depressing... Fuck, I want to do something tomorrow but nothing will be open and everyone'll be busy.

EDIT: Whytf does SRK get so slow and shitty around midnight PST? Everything takes like 20 minutes to load, and my quick replies start loading but never show the post, so I try to post it again and it ends up double posting.

I'm so bored I'm about to go make food. :sad: I hate eating out of boredom. Why does food sound alright when you're bored, even if you're not hungry/already ate? :looney: I shouldn't be bored, I've got anime I could watch, games I could play... Hiragana I could learn... but nothing sounds too entertaining right now. What should I do...

Murt!
12-25-2005, 01:02 AM
It's officially Christmas in this time zone in 9 minutes, according to my clock. Officially the least eventful Christmas I've ever had. Rather depressing... Fuck, I want to do something tomorrow but nothing is going to be open.

The kosher deli will

FistsofFury
12-25-2005, 01:15 AM
The kosher deli will


Chinese food too probably.

Airthrow
12-25-2005, 02:05 AM
Hahah, I hate that movie.



...There's a Shadow Mechanica?? IMPOSTOR! :confused: (Seriously, haven't heard of 'em. :lol: )

Fuck, I should call that number but I don't know Airthrow's name. You know how retarded it would sound if it turned out to be my mom or my dad's girlfriend or something?

"Hello?"

Hello... Air... throw...? :confused:

"...What?"

Is this... Airthrow?

"I... no? Sorry. Fuckin' addicts. *hangs up*"

:lol:

Do you actually wanna come? You couldn't have sounded less interested over the phone.

*InVeRs3*
12-25-2005, 02:20 AM
Merry Ho Ho, bitches. Hope y'all find a good way to spend the day, however that may be. <3

HAHA MERRY HO HO.

Red Triangle
12-25-2005, 02:57 AM
If this is the thread of randomness then I have found a new home on SRK!

Randomness of the day...Genki Sudo defeated 350lbs Pro boxer Eric Butterbean via heel hook, despite being less than half his size.

kcxj
12-25-2005, 03:35 AM
Are a lot of things that people think usually best left unsaid?

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No wonder I had to sit through that training session at work about no sexual harrassment and there are random posters reminding you of that all over the place too.

I fantasized about punching this girl in the face and raping her earlier tonight at work in case anybody was wondering how I spent my Christmas Eve. I'm bigger and stronger than her, so I know I could physically do it too. If only I could not get caught and also not have any moral reprecussions about it afterwards though...

I actually want to kill her fat, ugly troll, cockblock friend that interrupted and was rude to me the last time I tried to talk to the girl. I would stab her to death, but I don't want to be close to her since she's so physically repulsive, so I imagine gun murdering her all the time.

Anyway, the girl I want talks WAY too much, a lot of the stuff she says is pointless and makes me question her maturity level/how well she knows English language sometimes, and I've pretty much concluded she has a bf already and/or has zero interest level in me with the way she barely ever reciprocates eye contact.

I sure like the way she looks though...

...and it's making me act stupid and have these creepy fantasies. I think I might need help. :wasted:

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The girl I did like in almost every way and was honestly chasing... I bought her a present last week. I put a lot of thought in what to get her too, and I decided on something she only mentioned to me once before, to show her that I care and that I remembered that random little comment she made a while back.

All I got was a "oh... thanks..." that day, which pretty much confirmed the feeling I was getting that she isn't interested as much as I am, and then to hurt my feelings even more, she went off to talk to some other guy when I was walking with her too. :rolleyes:

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I asked the "backup" (ie. less attractive girl) to hang out this week, but she special requested the whole week off so she could spend the time with her family out of state.

Bummer...

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I've been talking to an online girl (from my area and I like her so far too), but I'm still just getting to know her, so any kind of physical getting together is still way out of the question.

I'm obviously not going to EVER link her to this website where she can see all these horrible things I think and write down sometimes, that's for sure though. :rofl:

-----

The situations with those three other girls, plus random job stress, and the fact that it sucks being lonely around holiday time is what's making me think about the semi-sick and inappropriate stuff I normally don't think about I guess.

Good thing I didn't drink tonight. I know for sure I would of made the embarassing phone call and/or lame e-mail to the ex-girlfriend (who I was thinking about earlier) already.

Mechanica
12-25-2005, 05:10 AM
Do you actually wanna come? You couldn't have sounded less interested over the phone.
Haha, really? Fuck! I suck at the phone, my bad. :sad:

But seriously, I do. At first when you said it and I said yeah, I admittedly was very confused because I couldn't think of what day of the week it was today. I also am even worse at the phone when I'm playing games. :rofl: But really, it sounds fun. :lovin:

lol, I forgot what your name was, again. Mine's spelled Elias, just as a random fact, since it's an odd one to explain on the phone. Eli works, too, though.

On an unrelated note, you have a voice just like I imagined it. :wonder:

== Can anyone help me find somewhere to get a magic box converter? I only know of lik-sang, and from what I hear, the shipping that takes 2 - 4 weeks (which sucks anyway) usually takes like 9x as long as that. I can't handle that, that body's too bootylicious for me, babe. Hm, maybe I'll make a WTB topic on the trading post boards or something.

Ne0phyte
12-25-2005, 05:24 AM
I'm at my mom's house in Virginia. My sister and I slept in the same bed and were tossing and turning all night. We're both up now at 7:21 am. Lamez0rs...

But my doggy is here and she's sooooo cute!!!

-Edit- And there's no snow here! Hooray.

AdverseSolutions
12-25-2005, 06:28 AM
Are a lot of things that people think usually best left unsaid?

-----

No wonder I had to sit through that training session at work about no sexual harrassment and there are random posters reminding you of that all over the place too.

I fantasized about punching this girl in the face and raping her earlier tonight at work in case anybody was wondering how I spent my Christmas Eve. I'm bigger and stronger than her, so I know I could physically do it too. If only I could not get caught and also not have any moral reprecussions about it afterwards though...

I actually want to kill her fat, ugly troll, cockblock friend that interrupted and was rude to me the last time I tried to talk to the girl. I would stab her to death, but I don't want to be close to her since she's so physically repulsive, so I imagine gun murdering her all the time.

Anyway, the girl I want talks WAY too much, a lot of the stuff she says is pointless and makes me question her maturity level/how well she knows English language sometimes, and I've pretty much concluded she has a bf already and/or has zero interest level in me with the way she barely ever reciprocates eye contact.



What intimidates you so much about her that you want to be this violent with her?

*InVeRs3*
12-25-2005, 06:34 AM
Wow kcxj! You're crazy. The most I'd think in my head is to punch some dumb bitch, throw her down the stairs, jump on her back, and snowboard my way down tthe stairs. But in the end, everyone had a gay old time, we laugh about the incident and no one gets hurt. There would be cartoon sound effects too, like what you see in comics.

BITCHSLAP!
TOSS!
KERPLUNK!
CHUCHUCHCUHCUCHUCHU (that's the sound of her as I snowboard on her back down the stairs)

AHAHAHHAHA.

Violence is funny.

Roxie
12-25-2005, 06:37 AM
kcxj, that is some scarey sh*t going on in your brain...maybe you should stay far, far away from girls for a while...

marcusg
12-25-2005, 07:42 AM
I thought he was joking.
-------------------------------
For some reason when I get angry with girls I don't think of violence too much, you know its weird becuase I normally get a really really big hard on. Instead of violence I probably want to have hardcore sex. This is why I was soo quiet in highschool. Every girl was stupid and always tried me. Then we end up flirting, then I end up sitting down in class b/c my errection was too big. Reminds me of this time when I was talking to this cute thai chick and she was staring at my pants
at one of those moments. It was soo funny when I met eye contact b/c she was licking her lips and then moved her eyes away when I stared at her. I should of tried to hit it. Anyway I somehow managed to stay a virgin.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-25-2005, 08:59 AM
LMAAAAOOOOOOOOOO.

And so the truth comes out. My sister and I seriously hate each other.

I mean this is straight up to the core hatred. You wouldn't believe it unless you saw it. :rofl:

I'm so done. I've got to get out of here.

Carpet Lint
12-25-2005, 10:01 AM
Blue Jays on the verge of trading for Troy Glaus...makes my Christmas very nice.

Fuck Santa Claus. I want Troy Glaus.

Any Red Sox fans here? Here's my Christmas present to you guys: Fuck you.

HO HO HO

Hunter D
12-25-2005, 11:09 AM
LMAAAAOOOOOOOOOO.

And so the truth comes out. My sister and I seriously hate each other.

I mean this is straight up to the core hatred. You wouldn't believe it unless you saw it. :rofl:

I'm so done. I've got to get out of here.
Did you kick her down some stairs? That would fix the bitch.:devil:

Edit: We need a stairs smiley dammit.

Roxie
12-25-2005, 11:25 AM
Just thinking about that "Do They Know It's Christmas Time?" song done for an Africa benefit.

One lyric goes "the greatest gif they'll get this year is life." As if that's a bad thing. And the line "Where nothing ever grows"...geeze, that's harsh. Lots of stuff grows in Africa, it's not all Sahara!!

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-25-2005, 11:32 AM
Amen to that.

God only knows how much I was gunning to punt her fat ass... but my father was literally holding me back from doing it. I was primed to strangle, honestly. Unfortunately... my skinny ass simply cannot compete with his muscle. :sad:

Once he held me down, I just gave up and stopped struggling. It didn't stop me from cursing her the fuck off among other things. I wasn't even intending on hitting her, I just wanted to stand up to her and scream in her face like she's gotten away with for years. She's bullied me my entire life. I'm not a violent person... I just haven't the tolerance to deal with much of anything anymore. My cowardice is all but done now. I'm no longer the timid little punk who kept his mouth shut like a man.

You open your mouth, I'm gonna close it for you.

I refuse to let her of all people try to tell me a GOD damn thing about anything. Especially when it entails what I have and haven't done to support this family.

I don't know whatever the fuck that thing is... but it damn sure isn't my sister. It never was.

As far as I'm concerned, the real one died a long time ago. I was adopted.

I bet people wish I kept my private life to myself again now. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. :rofl:

Hunter D
12-25-2005, 11:40 AM
What did you bitches get for xmas. I got a hoody, coolwater and curve cologne.

From SRK I got that Reon i-pod vid. I pray god gives my grimey ass a chance to bag that bitch.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-25-2005, 11:41 AM
From SRK I got that Reon i-pod vid. I pray god gives my grimey ass a chance to bag that bitch.

You know it ain't fun unless the homies get some. :sad:

Hook a brother up with a plane ticket when you snatch-n-grab.

Rage02fire
12-25-2005, 12:04 PM
psychopath thoughts

you know something...........I think those type of thoughts as well in my mind.:rofl:


Shiaat,you don't even wanna see the wrath I give inside my mind to folks who got beef or bug me alot irl.

but on another note:

I'm still wraping up Christmas presents when It's an hour away from noon.

Still waiting for my aunt's family to show up so the opening can start.

Then after I gotta pick up all the mess that's gonna be made after everyone open's their presents.

Hopefully I'll get some good clothes from my family this year, won't know till my damn aunt comes here finally with the slowpoke curse she has in here.:annoy::mad:

Now I'll continue wrapping up MERRY HO HO's all.

Hunter D
12-25-2005, 01:24 PM
My friend just sold his fucking soul. Dude is getting married and he is only 22 years old. Crazy fucker.

Roxie
12-25-2005, 01:27 PM
well maybe he just loves her that much?

maybe...

RetroKid
12-25-2005, 01:39 PM
I never use smilies, but a stairs smiley would be cool.

Hope everyone's having a good holiday so far.

RoninChaos
12-25-2005, 01:41 PM
Fuck Christmas.

Nemesis00
12-25-2005, 01:51 PM
Fuck Christmas.
I agree. After New Year's, I renounce it.

Ne0phyte
12-25-2005, 02:14 PM
My two sisters and I got about a thousand dollars worth of stuff each, mostly clothes. Most of it I don't particularly want, so lots of returns will be made! I don't know why my mom gets me so many clothes... like... I don't like clothes.

Anyway, Christmas pictures (http://photobucket.com/albums/y232/Jackey5/)! My sisters, my mom, my dad, and my doggie.

JackTenrac!
12-25-2005, 03:49 PM
You know it ain't fun unless the homies get some.


Damn, an Undergrads quote!

marcusg is thinking out loud.

Christmas already.

I was merry with Captain Morgan's and Coke like Big Red S. at 12:00am with Poppa Bear, watching Jamie Foxx reruns. Classic stuff. Francessca iz kold. Not cold, but kold. Garcelle Beauvais is hands down, hot in this show, even when they bring on other women. Poor Jamie ran so much whack game to start, which was as laughable as Will Smith's style. Or is this a african american male stereotype in the sit-comedies of 90's past?

marcusg
12-25-2005, 04:12 PM
Just finished watching the Miami putting a smack down on the Lakers.
The best part of this game was when the reporter said " So Shaq I notice that you didn't shake your former team mate Kobe Byrant in the beggining of the game, why is that?" Shaq replied".......................*silience*...... Merry Christmas Everybody."

Azrael
12-25-2005, 04:21 PM
I'm thinking of getting a PSP. It looks cool as hell, and I can actually afford one now. Only problem is I fear if I do, it'll go to waste. I barely even play my PS2.

Mechanica
12-25-2005, 06:18 PM
CHUCHUCHCUHCUCHUCHU (that's the sound of her as I snowboard on her back down the stairs)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

~~

I fucking hate so many people on Xbox Live.

Nishiko
12-26-2005, 01:08 AM
Retro: Your new av is bitchin'. It makes me giggle. <3

kcxj
12-26-2005, 02:54 AM
I thought he was joking.
No, I'm definitely not joking. I kind of wish I were now though, because I feel really lame that my game/social skills with girls suck so much that I stooped down to thinking what I thought.
kcxj, that is some scarey sh*t going on in your brain...maybe you should stay far, far away from girls for a while...
... and the recurring and misogynistic SRK jokes about "stairs", kicking bitches in the chest, etc... all the time are OK? :rofl: I roll my eyes every time I see the girls on this forum just go along with the joke, and I think I vomited that time I saw one of the girls here actually suggest that she be "introduced to some stairs". Cry for attention or no self respect, I'm not sure. I thought it was messed up and unattractive (just like me sharing violent rape fantasy thought) that's for sure though.

People have enough common sense to not always say what they're thinking, or if they are thinking something inappropriate, to express it as a joke to make it sound like they don't mean it, but inside they really do.

There's a reason to never trust people the first time you meet them after all. Need to multiply that like ten-fold when it comes to random people on the internet (like me).
What intimidates you so much about her that you want to be this violent with her?
I don't like her personality. So chatty and gossipy. I'm initmidated that even though I've tried making eye contact, she hardly ever returns it either. I'll talk to her if I ever get a chance of course (and obviously not act out or mention all this psycho shit too), but I have a feeling already that I'm not going to like her. For one thing she's friends with that rude girl I hate...

The time the girl smiled back at me and I went over to go talk to her (before I knew she was so annoyingly chatty), the fat girl felt it was her job to tell me the "seat's taken"... I told her "Fine, never mind then" and she kept looking at me with some rude look too.

I said already, I like the way the girl looks though (Asian girl WITHOUT the stereotypical flat butt, would you believe that? :rofl: ), but she doesn't pay any attention to me and I'm not attracted to my impression of her personality so far. I don't like the fact that it happened, but just the thought of me being violent to get her to shut up and let me act out my urges DID cross my mind though. It was only for a brief moment, but yeah, it really suprised me that I was the kind of person that would ever think that at all and just wanted to share that.

------

Today, I deleted the phone number of the girl I was chasing btw...

She did see me at a table semi-flirting/talking with another girl the other day (but she has a bf already), instead of going over to say hi to her like I normally do. I personally don't think it's likely (just a small reason in addition to various other stuff), but maybe that's the reason she didn't care that I gave her the present later and hinted how happy I was to have met her this year too.

Anyway, I saw her purposely avoided coming in contact with me tonight. I KNOW she saw me too, because the person walking next to her came by to say hi to me. I felt horrible that she would just ignore me like that, so fuck it, I don't want to put up with this emotional pain anymore. Just let go and delete the phone number already. She already didn't return my phone calls, canceled a date on me, turned me down the week before without suggesting we get together another time too.

I'm not going to make any excuses to make myself feel better about where I went wrong, but yeah, I'm an idiot though and refuse to quit even when I know I'm on the losing side. Tonight definitely sealed the deal though, so yeah, even though I'm sad, fuck it and move on. :xeye:

Seriously such a crappy way to end my year though...

...but I have money, my balls still work, and no major loses or deaths of family members or close friends or anything I guess.

FistsofFury
12-26-2005, 03:50 AM
=I have no hard drive space left. I'm slowly deleting duplicate songs to keep my head above water but this is a battle I ultimately will lose. I need to get an external hard drive (a big one) soon. Damn you bittorrent *shakes fist*

=I need to upgrade my arcade stick sometime soon. Its an official Agetect DC stick I got it a few years ago to learn how to really play stick. My only beef is that 1)the joystick gets semi-stuck in a position every so often and 2) the base of the stick par is a small square. Meaning its tough to pull off half circles on it becase....there's a tight square fucking you up. I've been looking about the stick merchants here like Dreaded Fist...maybe I'll pick one up in a few months.

Roxie
12-26-2005, 06:41 AM
... and the recurring and misogynistic SRK jokes about "stairs", kicking bitches in the chest, etc... all the time are OK? :rofl: I roll my eyes every time I see the girls on this forum just go along with the joke, and I think I vomited that time I saw one of the girls here actually suggest that she be "introduced to some stairs". Cry for attention or no self respect, I'm not sure. I thought it was messed up and unattractive (just like me sharing violent rape fantasy thought) that's for sure though.
If you recall, I wasn't ever one of them. Besides, me finding your thoughts....unsettling doesn't mean I like the things that come up on SRK. :p
How you jumped to that, I just don't know


People have enough common sense to not always say what they're thinking, or if they are thinking something inappropriate, to express it as a joke to make it sound like they don't mean it, but inside they really do.
I mean, sure...but goodness that was some rather unique stuff....to me anyway.

Mechanica
12-26-2005, 07:42 AM
=I have no hard drive space left. I'm slowly deleting duplicate songs to keep my head above water but this is a battle I ultimately will lose. I need to get an external hard drive (a big one) soon. Damn you bittorrent *shakes fist*

=I need to upgrade my arcade stick sometime soon. Its an official Agetect DC stick I got it a few years ago to learn how to really play stick. My only beef is that 1)the joystick gets semi-stuck in a position every so often and 2) the base of the stick par is a small square. Meaning its tough to pull off half circles on it becase....there's a tight square fucking you up. I've been looking about the stick merchants here like Dreaded Fist...maybe I'll pick one up in a few months.

Heh, interesting because

- I'm running lower and lower in hard drive space, too. I don't really want an external HD, I just want a larger internal one for my primary drive, I guess. Damn you bittorrent indeed. :lol:

- I need to get like $20 or $30 so I can order a stick from DreadedFist. :bgrin:

Slide
12-26-2005, 11:38 AM
Ha, yo who's this guy?

http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/member.php?u=44764

^ I find this odd. v20? I guess someone else wanted my user name?

RetroKid
12-26-2005, 04:49 PM
Retro: Your new av is bitchin'. It makes me giggle. <3

Why thank you. I gave quiche the idea and he did the rest.



Haha, Slide, I thought that Slidev20 guy was actually you for a while until I remembered that you had your handle changed earlier this year. Mechanica has a fake version of him and now you have one.... Too many dopplegangers running around here for my taste.

My friend asked me if I wanted to go to the Nets-Knicks game with him tonight or just skip it and we'll go bowling instead. I chose bowling. That's how godawful the Knicks are.

Now it's time to hit the lanes.

EDIT: L.one H.iryu S.aga is just a cheap imitation of S.a.g.a. I don't care that they're the same guy. He goes on my doppleganger list too.

FistsofFury
12-26-2005, 05:32 PM
Stormfront.org gets a puff piece on Fox news. Jeeezus Christ.

http://www.addictedtorace.com/ is a series of videos about interviews with various people concerning race and sterotypes. I don't think it would get much play having its own thread so I'm putting it here.

Nishiko
12-26-2005, 10:36 PM
Stormfront.org gets a puff piece on Fox news. Jeeezus Christ.
What the fucking fuck? 'Conspiracy against the white race'? If they're so goddamned worried, then why not move their asses to good old Aryan Germany? Sweet tapdancing christ with a stripper pole. :bluu:

Azrael
12-26-2005, 10:38 PM
Has anyone else noticed that Europeans have caused a lot of the stupid shit that's gone down in the world?

Hunter D
12-26-2005, 10:39 PM
Has anyone else noticed that Europeans have caused a lot of the stupid shit that's gone down in the world?
Yes!

Mechanica
12-26-2005, 10:42 PM
EDIT: L.one H.iryu S.aga is just a cheap imitation of S.a.g.a. I don't care that they're the same guy. He goes on my doppleganger list too.
Y.eah S.a.g.a. i.s w.here i.t's a.t, n.one o.f t.his L.one H.iryu crap. :lol:

Doppelgangers galore. :looney:

RetroKid
12-26-2005, 10:45 PM
Oh yeah, I totally blame everything that's fucked up with society today on the Europeans.

Retro doesn't care about white people.

FistsofFury
12-26-2005, 10:45 PM
Has anyone else noticed that Europeans have caused a lot of the stupid shit that's gone down in the world?

I wonder is it because European history is so ingrained in our minds because Europeans shaped the world we live in today. I mean I'm sure African tribes had crazy dumb wars too, and we all know the various Asian countries were beefin.

But man...Europe has thoughts some very stupid things and done some very stupid things over the past...say 500 years.

JackTenrac!
12-26-2005, 11:13 PM
Oh yeah, I totally blame everything that's fucked up with society today on the Europeans.

Retro doesn't care about white people.

...but white people care about Black Eyed Peas.

Azrael
12-26-2005, 11:43 PM
I'm extremely apathetic right now. I have zero motivation for anything. Which is sad, because this is a rare chance to actually get some stuff done.

I lost my will to gawk at pictures of hot women a long time ago. I'm not gay, I just find it pointless...unless I can fuck her or at least jack off to the image, there's really no point. Maybe I'm just bitter.

Ne0phyte
12-27-2005, 05:18 AM
I lost my will to gawk at pictures of hot women a long time ago. I'm not gay, I just find it pointless...unless I can fuck her or at least jack off to the image, there's really no point. Maybe I'm just bitter.
Or maybe you're just not 12.

I did something really stupid yesterday. I got an ethernet cord so I could hook up my router here for my laptop. I got a miracle blade saw type knife to cut open the package and I stopped paying attention while cutting and cut the damned cord in half.

...gay. I still want this thread to be closed.

Mechanica
12-27-2005, 06:05 AM
LMAO (http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c238/ifuckniggers/XFDslime.png)

uh, nws/nsfw kinda or something

arcticninja
12-27-2005, 07:24 AM
Fuck Christmas.


agreed.

damn white people and their holidays and their loud music and their parties.

Slide
12-27-2005, 10:25 AM
Haha, Slide, I thought that Slidev20 guy was actually you for a while until I remembered that you had your handle changed earlier this year. Mechanica has a fake version of him and now you have one.... Too many dopplegangers running around here for my taste.


Just one of the few reasons why I shortened this SRK handle was because posters would constantly confuse me with OrangeCat. Shortening the name didn't do a thing for that anyhow, cause also some folks that weren't even around a good time(as far as I know) before the name shortening, still confuse it. Now I guess this would add to it.

What really gets me though is this v20 shit. What is that all about?

Hunter D
12-27-2005, 10:51 AM
Just one of the few reasons why I shortened this SRK handle was because posters would constantly confuse me with OrangeCat. Shortening the name didn't do a thing for that anyhow, cause also some folks that weren't even around a good time(as far as I know) before the name shortening, still confuse it. Now I guess this would add to it.

What really gets me though is this v20 shit. What is that all about?
Maybe the person likes swallowing your kids?

Hunter D
12-27-2005, 02:13 PM
Az's messageboard has a shitload of stupid on it. Here is a link:
http://www.outpostnine.com/forum/showthread.php?t=2146&page=2&pp=25

Azrael
12-27-2005, 09:19 PM
Wow, barely any posts today. Rare.

Nemesis00
12-27-2005, 09:53 PM
The most [insert adjective] profile on MySpace
http://www.myspace.com/pushtyber

kcxj
12-27-2005, 10:51 PM
The most [insert adjective] profile on MySpace
http://www.myspace.com/pushtyber
What the hell? Person has crazy issues...

Dunno why you would even be clicking the profile in the first place either. :rofl:

Azrael
12-27-2005, 11:12 PM
With my free time today at work, I've been working on cleaning out my email inbox. I found this gem just now. I was nearly moved to tears about how true it was.

Well ok, I was full with all this "Asian girls rock" shit. Then I started studying in Heidelberg (you might know it, streets are allways filled with American Tourists, no matter which weekday or season it is). For some reasons, Japanese people think it's a good idea to finish your studies in Germany, espacially Heidelberg. So, cafeteria and bar's are always crowded with those folks. And damn, they are just so...well....they are just not hot. I mean, if the japanese schoolsystem is in some way similiar to the german system, they gotta be at least 23 to be in their final year. But the hell, they look like 15. 15 year olds with way too much make up. And allways giggling. I thought women stop thise like in the 10th grade or so, but ney...

Damn, even my japanese buddy says they suck...
I'd put the whole thing in my sig if not for the character limit.

TS
12-28-2005, 04:39 AM
High school/Jr. high probably sucked. People remember the good times, but there were a lot of kids who were running away from home, but still coming home every night, if you know what I mean. A lot of kids who would go out and do crazy shit, and that's the stuff they remember now...but if you could talk to them back then, they'd let you know exactly why their life sucked...a lot of family problems, especially. To say nothing of the kids who were being straight-up ABUSED during childhood and adolescence...

Not to say that they couldn't be happy despite those things, but odds are, you now > you then.

I didn't want to sully Az's old man thread with that thought.


Would a transvestite flirting with me warrant it's own thread? I'm not sure, I don't think it does.

9TNine
12-28-2005, 05:07 AM
Anyone know of any good email services, besides Gmail? My main email address is garbage now and having issues. I suppose I could go back to my old yahoo account. I'd go to gmail but I can't get the names I'd rather use.

-9

Mechanica
12-28-2005, 05:45 AM
Anyone know of any good email services, besides Gmail? My main email address is garbage now and having issues. I suppose I could go back to my old yahoo account. I'd go to gmail but I can't get the names I'd rather use.

-9
If you're not gonna find it on gmail, it's definitely gonna be taken, though.

The most [insert adjective] profile on MySpace
http://www.myspace.com/pushtyber
WHAT THE FUCK I didn't want to see cock? I couldn't even tell if it was real, but I'm not scrolling past that to see again. bleh asdf nice warning? :confused:

Cisco
12-28-2005, 05:54 AM
I can't stand it. I really, really, want to have sex with Jessica alba. I really really do.... more than anything in this world. I certainly wouldn't know how to fuck her, would i make sweet love to her or would i just go beyond any porno flick.

I'm looking at some of her pics, including the screen captures... and i feel sorry for my dick and myself. I want the power of hypnosis, so i can fly overthere and make my wish come true.

ToyRobotTerror
12-28-2005, 06:14 AM
Anyone know of any good email services, besides Gmail? My main email address is garbage now and having issues. I suppose I could go back to my old yahoo account. I'd go to gmail but I can't get the names I'd rather use.

-9

www.walla.com (http://www.walla.com) 3 gigs free and no hassle... yet


and every yank who is bashing europe should think about that europe thinks the same of you.

Mechanica
12-28-2005, 06:29 AM
So I was at the Alderwood Mall and I saw my old best friend, with his fiancée. The one he ditched me for. Pretty fuckin' awkward. I was with my other friends (with whom he was friends as well, to an extent) and my friend Mosh came up and gave him a bearhug 'cause that's how he jokes and he was all amused and yar yar because it was a crazy surprise but bitch--oops! I mean Ashley was like ¬_¬ / :bluu: and I... well, for one of the first times was compelled to punch a girl in the face. He was like "so, Belo (nickname... started in like 6th grade)... haven't seen each other in... months? And I was like "...yyyep." and we both did awkward eyebrow faces...

Then my friend Mosh was like "...can you say something?" to his girlfriend. (Quick background: she's the angsty looking type who seems like she despises everyone, and never talks, etc. etc.) and while that was stupid, she was like "...no. :bluu: I haven't heard that snide-ass comment since middle school," rolled her eyes, and pulled on Evan (my friend) like saying "let's leave now." and MAN I WANTED TO JUST *UNNGHHH!* punch her through the glass in the nearby Starbucks.

Fuckin' succubi. :bluu:

Million
12-28-2005, 06:32 AM
Amber Easton, Aria Giovanni, and Gia La Shay are in the new Hip Hop Honeys: Las Vegas, folks. I was trying to download it last night, at least to preview....and I saw that it was good. I'll buy this dvd as soon as I see it. (*the download was taking forever, so that's another reason I'll just buy the dvd)

*sidenote---I wish Amber didn't have those super-fake tits. If it weren't for those, she would be an ABSOLUTE 10. With Aria and Gia in the mix? This is Legendary jerkin material that I must acquire ASAP.

I just found a ton of short vidclips of hot newswomen's legs! Lauren Greene's "leg-kick" vid is faptastic, imo. The same thread also has Kiran Chetry, Laurie Dhue, Dari Alexander, Heidi Collins, and even THE SWISH™ from TechTV....among so many others.

**whoah, the Dunkin Donuts guy died!!

JackTenrac!
12-28-2005, 07:01 AM
- Home alone today. I have discovered Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Dirty birdy style of joking and more so. Nearly died from "I keed I keed" music video. He's america's Ed the Sock...but funny!

- I'm thinking of a number from 1 to 10. What is it?

- EDIT: Million, your thoughts on Juliet Huddy of CNN fame?

Mechanica
12-28-2005, 08:45 AM
- I'm thinking of a number from 1 to 10. What is it?
It's 9. You can't even try to lie.

arcticninja
12-28-2005, 08:46 AM
- Home alone today. I have discovered Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Dirty birdy style of joking and more so. Nearly died from "I keed I keed" music video. He's america's Ed the Sock...but funny!




Hi, welcome to like...7 years ago....

An SRK member actually works on the Ed the Sock show (or did at one point, dunno if he still does). I actually like that show. While it isn't as funny as Conan, it does has gratuitious amounts of boobies.

I also think Ed the Sock and Triumph should have a rap battle at some point in time.



Million:

aaaah....good old Aria. The only super-pornstar that I can actually say "wow, I knew her before she was famous!"

JackTenrac!
12-28-2005, 09:03 AM
It's 9. You can't even try to lie.

....uh uh. Nice try.

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-28-2005, 09:55 AM
What the hell? Person has crazy issues...

Dunno why you would even be clicking the profile in the first place either. :rofl:

Amen to that shit.

She's got some fucking issues.

Somebody needs a little mind bleach.

Azrael
12-28-2005, 01:20 PM
and every yank who is bashing europe should think about that europe thinks the same of you.
Americans were originally Europeans.

Europeans came to America and colonized it. But then they decided they didn't have enough space so they killed all the Native Americans around them and took their land. Then they decided they didn't want to actually work for themselves, so they sent boats to Africa and brought Africans over. Then, a bunch of Mexican and Chinese people came because it may have been fucked up, but it was still better than their country, and those Euro-Americans were like "great! Now you can be our custodians and do our laundry and shit. But don't you dare marry our women!"

...These days, Americans end up taking a lot of shit because of the stupid decisions our govt makes, and that's a shame.

RetroKid
12-28-2005, 02:44 PM
and every yank who is bashing europe should think about that europe thinks the same of you.

Take it easy, buddy. Relax. Azrael mentioned just about everything the Europeans did in his post above and you can't deny that really happened. We didn't really bash Europe, we just stated the truth. Don't take my "Retro doesn't care about white people" comment too seriously, either. It's a fact that I generally don't care about anyone who isn't me.

As for thinking America is retarded, well, our government is run by a bunch of monkeys, so I have no retort for that.

Carpet Lint
12-28-2005, 03:37 PM
Europeans came to America and colonized it. But then they decided they didn't have enough space so they killed all the Native Americans around them and took their land.
Wait, so at that point, wouldn't it make them "Americans" then?

At what point does it go from being "Europeans in America" to "Americans?"

If you ask me, all you crazy whiteys are to blame. Europeans and Americans alike. You've all fucked up the world.

Diirt_Kiicker
12-28-2005, 04:17 PM
you crazy whiteys are to blame. Europeans and Americans alike. You've all fucked up the world.
Word

Million
12-28-2005, 05:40 PM
Million, your thoughts on Juliet Huddy of CNN fame?
Juliet has been on FoxNews for years now...was she on CNN before? I've only known her from FoxNews "Fox and Friends" weekend edition...and yes, she is a PIECE of hot ass. I think she mentioned recently(well, early 2005) that she was getting a divorce. She just mentioned it in passing while on the air one day...but she did not go into detail. Anyway, I'd say she's currently about an 8...maybe an 8.5 or so. She's not quite as hot as a couple of years ago when she had shorter hair. As hot as she is....she's not even the hottest on the network. FOXnews is just that critical with the on-air hotness. My pick for hottest on the network is easily Dari Alexander. She was my absolute #1 newsanchor for awhile, but The Soledad™ stepped up her game considerably, and reclaimed the topspot. I have some links to vids of some of these news-goddesses....I may post them later. Anyway, Dari is #1. Laurie Dhue is #2. Kiran Chetry is #3(*sometimes #2...it's really close), etc.

Oh yes! I just bought CHAINED HEAT 2 and Hip Hop Honeys Las Vegas on dvd! Chained Heat 2 is the BEST "womenInPrison" movie EVER. I'm so glad they finally released this on dvd.....I'm sure to have some serious "sessions" later on tonight.
There's also a new movie with Tina Krause, who is a legendary b-movie scream queen(possibly the #1 hottest of all time, imo)....I will likely get that this weekend.

Airthrow
12-28-2005, 06:26 PM
Wait, so at that point, wouldn't it make them "Americans" then?

At what point does it go from being "Europeans in America" to "Americans?"

If you ask me, all you crazy whiteys are to blame. Europeans and Americans alike. You've all fucked up the world.

Rome brought order and civilization to the world, in exchange the savages had to pay Rome taxes. A pretty sweet deal.

Muslims and Arabs are to blame for lots of shit as well, such as, oh, most of North Africa's problems, and the entire middle east being the Earth's skitchmark.

White people take, but at least they give too.

arcticninja
12-28-2005, 07:08 PM
Muslims and Arabs are to blame for lots of shit as well, such as, oh, most of North Africa's problems, and the entire middle east being the Earth's skitchmark.



care to explain that statement? Cause I would argue the exact opposite. French colonialism is what screwed up North Africa, and the creation of the state of Israel backed by Britain and America is the root of all the instability in the Middle East. If anything, Islam is the one stabilizing factor of the entire region. Without it, there would be total chaos.

Of course it's nowhere near that simple, but I would hardly blame an entire race or religion. Not only is it completely unfounded, it also smacks of racism.

Airthrow
12-28-2005, 07:52 PM
care to explain that statement? Cause I would argue the exact opposite. French colonialism is what screwed up North Africa, and the creation of the state of Israel backed by Britain and America is the root of all the instability in the Middle East. If anything, Islam is the one stabilizing factor of the entire region. Without it, there would be total chaos.

Of course it's nowhere near that simple, but I would hardly blame an entire race or religion. Not only is it completely unfounded, it also smacks of racism.

There are dozens of examples of civil wars in Africa where progressive, democratic parties get slaughtered wholesale by idiot muslims who then decide to cut the hands off of farmers for whatever INGENIOUS reason, etc etc etc, and then wonder why their warlord ridden country with no economy to speak of is ridden with disease and poverty. Re: Nigeria.

If Africans stopped embracing retardo-fundamentalist Islam as the religion of black people (which it never was) and actually worked on secular democracy (the two are incompatible) maybe the average African country wouldn't be such a hellhole.

Europe fucked Africa too, don't get me wrong, but it can't be a coincidence that everywhere Muslims take root in government the country goes to SHIT soon after. What is the exception to that rule, UAE or something?

Rico!
12-28-2005, 08:07 PM
"The Thinking out loud thread" eh? Ok.

I'm listening to an internet gangsta rap station...and this Tony Yayo guy fuckin sucks. Maybe because they keep playing his whole damn album over and over again.

and damn, so much yellow fever hate on SRK!

arcticninja
12-28-2005, 08:33 PM
errr...Nigeria isn't part of "North Africa". North Africa is all Arabic (so Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, and Egypt), and you're talking about problems in the rest of Africa.

The rest of Africa is a hellhole because the military goverments pervert Islam into something it isn't: a way of controlling people through fear and violence. What they're doing isn't Islam at all, so please don't lump them with real Muslims.

There are plenty of examples of Islamic countries that do pretty well for themselves. Lebanon, Syria, Bahrain, Jordan, UAE, Saudi Arabia (well, economically they're well off...don't get me started on how fucked up Saudis are), Kuwait, Oman, Pakistan, and Indonesia.

Million
12-28-2005, 08:41 PM
Dude from Run DMC---his daughters are so fuckin HOT. I don't know if they are legal yet, but I'm tellin' ya now...those are cases where I would be strongly tempted to say "fuck the law". I would hit it so hard that something somewhere gets DESTROYED.

HOT and RICH. That is such a game-breaking combo there. I'd not only hit...I'd cut the whole tip off the condom to make sure I "accidentally" get her pregnant. Besides, I'd be lookin' to stay anyway. Imagine having the guy from Run DMC as your father in law? That is TIGHT....not just because of the higher standard of living that is associated with that....but the fact that this guy is practically rap ROYALTY.

*oh she's crying now....so adorable...I'd like to just hold her right now....tell her everything is okay...while I smoothly cop a cheap feel...

oh man...she was just trying on bikinis...the name is Angela, apparently....this is serious quality jailbait, folks. I am smitten.

edit*---aha...she's LEGAL! She's graduating high school, apparently.
shit...I may have to make this its own thread. Angela is too hot.

AdverseSolutions
12-28-2005, 09:41 PM
Lebanon, Syria, Bahrain, Jordan, UAE, Saudi Arabia (well, economically they're well off...don't get me started on how fucked up Saudis are), Kuwait, Oman, Pakistan, and Indonesia.

Look at the consequences of the 1991 intifada in Iraq after the coalition armies defeated the Ba'ath party's attempt to dominate Kuwait. Insurrections break out all over north and southern Iraq, people raid and attack Ba'ath headquarters and fight them in the street. Factories are occupied and women are involved at every level of these events. For a minute it looked like some of the best lineage of Iraqi communism was showing its face through the Ba'athist muck of the past twenty years. And yet, what happened? Most important is that the US empowered Saddam and the Ba'ath to put down these revolts with blackhawk helicopters and the US proactively slaughtered deserting Iraqi soldiers moving home to support the revolts. But at the same time Islamist groups and parties on the ground had co-opted large sectors of these revolts in an effort to control the actions on the ground. By 1995 the only trace of these rebellions left are mass graves and the Kurdish autonomous area in the north.

Modern Iraq of course is constructed from this history. Why did Shi'ite parties do so well in the elections? Why is Sadr, Badr brigades etc. so powerful? Because they contain explosive energy against the awful system on the ground, both by co-opting it and repressing it.

Jordan is the same story, recent free speech demonstrations there have been entirely suppressed. Does Indonesia even have elections? If they do the choice is always between Suharto-esque dictatorship and Islamist parties, both awful alternatives. Honestly out of your list only Lebanon and the UAE (maybe Bahrain, don't know enough about it) make sense as decent places where the pursuit of happiness is possible for their citizens.

Million
12-28-2005, 10:09 PM
OHHHHhhhhh....this is the episode (Run's House)where Angela gets in a bikini! My vcr is ready to record.

haha....his son Russ has Gamer Rage™. He busted his Gameboy screen because he was losing...ah yeah...reminds me of me. I've busted up quite a few things in my day, and I'm not ashamed of it.

...I want to bust up Angie's ass, that's what's real. I'll tear that sweet ass up.

*Vanessa(older daughter)...her panties were visible in the 1st scene of this episode. Nice upskirt action, but I would've preferred an Angela upskirt.

...I'm really quite taken with this one suddenly...if I remembered her earlier, I would've definitely nominated her for Swordman's Women's Tourney.

*Hip Hop Honeys review cumming soon. I've already had a session with it a few minutes ago....this one girl takes her pants off to get into a fountain type thing...and she has the smallest little thong on under there, with a PERFECT ass. That did it for me....when she splashed the water on her ass a little bit, I fuckin exploded.

RoninChaos
12-28-2005, 11:08 PM
agreed.

damn white people and their holidays and their loud music and their parties.


I'm sayin'!

Mark Beast
12-29-2005, 01:17 AM
wow. "she a poppa" on bet uncut. ...wow...i have a gf but she's not doing THAT.

anyone have a gf that does or is willing to go all out like those girls in uncut videos? i don't know if my girl would. she has the ass to, but lol, how the hell would i talk to her about that? females in the video was on their backs popping their asses. one chick was on the pole crawling on that shit sideways like a spider while popping.

damn i wish my gf would hurry up and get back from myrtle beach so i can beat. =/ two more days. =/

Murt!
12-29-2005, 01:46 AM
I've always liked Yun and Yang's Vans.

Mark Beast
12-29-2005, 02:03 AM
did ms. cleo do porn? this guy uploaded this vid and he claims it has a ms. cleo scene in it...and i'm seeing pics but dunno if its her or not cuz its been awhile. she's taking it like a pro though...she kinda thick too...

Mechanica
12-29-2005, 05:07 AM
Waaahhh, school starts Monday! Break needs to be longer, perhaps forever, if you naw'm sayin'. ;_;

Also, I wish they didn't want $3,000 to get my wisdom teeth out, 'cause that's bullshit. I want them out, but we're not paying that much. I should fly to Thailand and get it done for cheaper, or something. :rofl:

JackTenrac!
12-29-2005, 05:38 AM
I dreamt about my first ex last night...as if I really wanted to.

Azrael
12-29-2005, 06:52 AM
I rented Star Wars Ep3. It occured to me later that, since there was a Japanese language version included on the DVD, then perhaps there was a Japanese version of the infamous "NOOOOOOOOOO!" Vader scream. If so, this would be extra hilarious.

But having checked that scene, Japanese Vader doesn't do that. Instead, it's kind of a gutteral, anguished moan. ......Dare I say it, but it's actually better than the real scene.

I might go back and watch it all in Japanese to see how much else is done better than the original.

arcticninja
12-29-2005, 08:22 AM
Jordan is the same story, recent free speech demonstrations there have been entirely suppressed. Does Indonesia even have elections? If they do the choice is always between Suharto-esque dictatorship and Islamist parties, both awful alternatives. Honestly out of your list only Lebanon and the UAE (maybe Bahrain, don't know enough about it) make sense as decent places where the pursuit of happiness is possible for their citizens.


I meant the countries are doing well economically, sorry if that wasn't clear. You can't really compare their society to ours because their value system and culture is different.

btw, Indonesia does have free elections. It only makes sense that they have Islamic parties as a good 90% of the population is Muslim.


In any case, the main point of the statement you quoted was to disprove Airthrow's "everywhere Muslims take root in government the country goes to SHIT soon after" statement. Just because Africa is full of fundamentalist military dictatorships, it doesn't mean you can't have a stable and prosperous Islamic nation.

Slide
12-29-2005, 10:25 AM
So yo what happened to that Chuck Norris thread?
I was posting with Saga in there and I let out the RandomNigga Signal.

Diabolical, Saga said.

That was it though, last i saw of the thread, the signal was used.

What exactly happened after that, that caused the thread to disappear??

I bet there was some HATE going on in the thread after that. I thought GD was supposedly about hate for 06.

Did the signal even work?

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-29-2005, 10:59 AM
Nah, Slide. The signal failed.

I think it was the buffalo chicken wing Ender shoved in her ass after you left that completely deterred the magic from happening.

Slide
12-29-2005, 11:05 AM
Dag, guess i gotta try the signal again some other time. That'll be dope.

I wonder what Ender did to get the thread to disappear. I was thinking that a mod did it, then i started noticing that Darkside SRK thing in their sigs and so i made a thread wondering what that darkside thing is all about.

Ha Az has it in his too.

RetroKid
12-29-2005, 11:28 AM
I was going to post this in the Darkside thread, but Koop's going to edit my shit in a blatant abuse of mod power. Fucking guy.

Anyway, I would have voted for you in that poll, but I didn't want to get involved in that popularity contest.

I still stand by my stance that nothing will happen in 2006.

Slide
12-29-2005, 11:38 AM
He's only abusing his power in that thread, which is fine with me. Entertaining purposes or something. I guess that's why i made that thread anyhow, i just come srk for some laughs cause i REALLY need some laughs and a good time. Being randomly stressed out day to day in Iraq is enough.

As for that av poll, so you didnt vote at all?
Dag, you know, i dont really care if it was a popularity contest or not. Cause i mean, even though the better "av" maker won it anyway, some of the votes are obvious swayed by who gets avs from whomever anyway. If you mass produced you get some serious voting going on. The real genuine votes i think would be from those that dont even have avs from the people in the poll, but i don't know.

it was cool to be on that list anyhow, even though i haven't even been officially in the av making game for a year or so atleast. When i hit the states again though, time is open so i can actually start really making some things for people possibly.

Ha, look at my sig yo, i did NOT put that there.
EDIT: I put this current one there though. 9:43pm Habbiniyah, Iraq time. 1:38pm eastern standard time: HATEFUL SMURF wants me to join the Darkside SRK Empire.

RetroKid
12-29-2005, 11:46 AM
Haha, I know Koop's just playing, and I don't really mind either. I just didn't want my words to be minced before you saw them. Just playing it safe.

As for that avatar poll, yeah, I didn't vote. I didn't vote in any of the polls or post in the nominations thread either. I just figured that it was a popularity contest and that my vote doesn't really matter since most posters around here already lean towards an outcome before it's even begun. Nothing personal, it's just a waste of time in my opinion.

EDIT: I'm going to add something to my signature too. It's 13:48 EST in New York City.

Slide
12-29-2005, 12:17 PM
so 13:48 huh.

Let me ask you, me personally I actually like the 24 hour clock way of telling time, and that everyone else that isnt military doesnt really use it anyhow. So when I'm talking to a civilian i tend to go back to saying 10pm instead of just going ahead and saying 22.

But asking you, a civilian, do you like the 24 better than the normal 12 hour AM PM deal?

I think that the 24 hour notation should be standardized in the US. The AM PM thing is too confusing IMO, especialy when shit is REALLY important. You agree, or anyone else?

Even down to alarm clocks, when you forget to click the AM or PM button.

I know this is kind of trivial, but that's what this thread is all about anyway. Isnt the US the only country that goes by the 12 hour thing?

RetroKid
12-29-2005, 12:25 PM
From what I know, the U.S., Canada, and a few South American nations use the 12 hour clock. Everyone else uses the 24 hour notation.

I'm like you and think that the AM/PM method is too confusing. 6:00 AM and 6:00 PM look exactly the same to me if I look out the window, so I always go by military time to avoid that. My parents were also both in the military at the Philippines back in the day, so they taught me how to tell time the 24 hour method as a kid, and it stuck with me from then on.

EDIT: I also think the Metric System should be used in the U.S.. A mile is 5,280 feet. Where do they come up with shit like that?

arcticninja
12-29-2005, 12:27 PM
I think people that can't tell time using the 24 hour system are stupid.

ninja edit:

just like people that can't figure out the Metric system.

Mechanica
12-29-2005, 12:27 PM
Military time is probably more effecient, but it takes me longer to realize what time it is when I see something in military time. :lol: ...But I'm sure our country will remain retarded and never switch to the metric system or military time.

Slide
12-29-2005, 12:33 PM
RetroKid: Yeah, no doubt. I mean, even when some soldiers i talk to still go by 12 hours, whenever they give me a time for something i'm like WTF? 7??? 7 or 19?
I remember one time when I was in school, i had set my alarm to get up at 8pm when I actually meant to set it to 8am and I was late as shit for what i needed to do.

12 hour notation causes too many problems. The US needs to move on from 12 and go to 24.

arcticninja: I agree, and I'd tell them that too.

Mechanica: You stupid. j/k
Naw listen though, at it's core it would be just like learning a different language. An extremely EASY language.
Don't pick it up as converting it from 12 hour notation to 24. Just think of it as it's own thing and you pick it up instantly. When you try to convert it back in forth in your head, OF COURSE it's going to take you a longer time to figure out what time it is.

EDIT: The Metric System eh. Yeh i like that better too. But most of the time when telling distances, which I use it most for anyway, it's always in an estimate. But yes that shit is also better. I still use MPH though instead of KPH. Cause alot of car magazines give you the 0-60.

EDIT2: I gotta say, this is the LONGEST I've ever been in this netcafe. I usually come here at the end of days anyway, during the downtime and i try to time it so i can stay on as long as possible without them kicking you off. But i usually only make it for about 90 minutes. This time i've been on for over 2 hours. I'm glad I got a day off tomorrow anyway, no missions. I think i'm gonna sleep in.

Dan?
12-29-2005, 01:39 PM
Good moooooorning SRK! Finally, my triumphant return from the far-too-long Christmas vacation.

I was forced to visit my family in San Diego for three days (they're not bad people, they're just so boring it's sinful) which involved nothing more than eating, more eating, and me playing my DS, with minor present-opening (every year they get me pens...wtf? plz stop camping teh llamer spawn k thx) on the assist. By far, the best portion was when we flew into Napa valley to visit my mom's friend who proceeded to take us to San Francisco the next day. Quite a great deal of events:

I got to visit Alcatraz. I thought this was ridiculously cool and took waaaay too many pictures.

I went on a 2 and a half hour tour of San Francisco, during the course of which I saw enough beautiful asian women to make the collective consciousness of SRK go into a pleasure-coma, turn all of its bodily fluids into semen, and eject it all violently in a torrential spermstorm of yellow-fever-induced would-be-children that would drown the internet, and to passers-by appear to be a mudslide, so long as you exchange 'mud' for 'eerily greasy mashed potatoes'. Also, there were buildings or something.

I got to complete some handheld games on my DS I've been meaning to get cracking at, finished a Robotech novel (rekindling my love for that series, and desire to play Robotech: Battlecry. Viva La Skull-One!), got to visit some arcades where they actually had fighting games (I played KOF XI at a Tilt in a Sacramento mall on Monday night, w00t Duck King!) and not just dancing and shooting cash-cows. To be honest, that's the first time I've seen a Third Strike cabinet. Round it all out with good food and a seven hour lay-over in Atlanta on the way back (I contemplated walking home) on only two hours of sleep, and you've got yourself a busy, and overall good vacation.

Regardless, it's good to be back SRK. Hot chocolate or stairs, anyone?

Hunter D
12-29-2005, 02:11 PM
My slutty ex called me. I told her to fuck off and that I'll never forgive you, but now I feel bad about what I did.

Is there something wrong with me?

Roxie
12-29-2005, 02:18 PM
No, there's nothing wrong with you. Just don't call her, ever.

Thank God we've stopped footbinding, but I wonder...these are intersting questions. (http://www.historyforkids.org/crafts/china/footbinding.htm)

Mark Beast
12-29-2005, 03:07 PM
dammit, one day before my gf comes back from her vacation and she started her cycle.
=/ *sigh*

JackTenrac!
12-29-2005, 03:10 PM
Good moooooorning SRK! Finally, my triumphant return from the far-too-long Christmas vacation.....

Regardless, it's good to be back SRK. Hot chocolate or stairs, anyone?

:sweat: Dan? is back and kickin' ass! W00T LOOT!

Dan?
12-29-2005, 03:34 PM
:sweat: Dan? is back and kickin' ass! W00T LOOT!

<Jesus> This is my Boomifix! Hail to the King of Kings, baby!

Bear Ryoma, it's time we showed our ultimate mode!

Form '05 Attack Robonoid Defender!

Mark Beast
12-29-2005, 03:37 PM
you know what annoys the shit out of me? when i'm on the phone and someone on the other end starts talking to the person on the phone. WTF. do you not see that the person is on the phone? shit. totally disrupts the conversation. the one time i DO feel like talking on the phone with my gf and the conversation is relevant, that happens. it happens a lot.

that is what grinds my gears.

arcticninja
12-29-2005, 04:08 PM
speaking of grinding my gears....


I had a funny idea today. I should sign up for an online dating service and for my profile, I should put a transcript of the Lindsey Lohan "grind my gears" bit.

I'd either get banned, or I'd find my one true love. Or nothing would happen at all and I'd go on unnoticed. meh.

FistsofFury
12-29-2005, 05:50 PM
Going to get back into karate in January at the Community College. Can't wait to pick up where I left off. I became a green belt in Isshinryu a long time ago.

I just hope its real karate and not just a 'what to do if someone tries to rape you' class.

Million
12-29-2005, 06:24 PM
you know what annoys the shit out of me? when i'm on the phone and someone on the other end starts talking to the person on the phone. WTF. do you not see that the person is on the phone? shit. totally disrupts the conversation. the one time i DO feel like talking on the phone with my gf and the conversation is relevant, that happens. it happens a lot.

that is what grinds my gears.I usually can't stand the telephone in the first place, but now I realize it's mostly because I had some incredibly annoying "friends" back in memphis....but yah, I get what you're saying. I think the very concept of call waiting is annoying, as that totally busts up the conversation. You could be in the middle of talking about something vaguely interesting, then suddenly *BOOOP BOOOOOOOP!* "hold on a sec...".

that little girl from Boondocks---I'm just saying...if I were still a little kid, and she were real, I'd definitely have such a crush on her.

the 4 day weekend begins! YES! I can do a good Marv Albert impersonation...but that's nothing to brag about...it's an easy one. ah, but my magical voice can accurately imitate:
Kermit the Frog
Rocky and Mugsy from that old Bugs Bunny cartoon
Candyman
Optimus Prime
Steve "Every Anime Character" Blum! (*inspires me because he's EVERYWHERE...I could probably make some money off this magic voice I have...)
William Shatner in "Denny Krane" mode (fun )
Barney the Dinosaur(yep.)
Yogi Bear
Destro
Slade/Deathstroke from Teen Titans
"Morpheus" from The Matrix <<---this is close to my natural speaking voice anyway.
"The Architecht"
the "Bud Light presents...Real Men ...of genius.." voiceover guy.
I'm working on "Micromachine Man"....the speed is getting there...
...oh, and random "dramatic movie voiceover" guys.
*and George Takei <<---haha, this voice is fun to play with. I can do the laugh perfectly too.

Just posting/bragging about this has pumped up some confidence. I'm starting to think my voice will be the real money-earner for me in life...I probably have a better chance with that than with art.

Mechanica
12-29-2005, 07:50 PM
Hahaha, I wish I could meet Brian from Family Guy.

phae
12-29-2005, 08:16 PM
The most [insert adjective] profile on MySpace
http://www.myspace.com/pushtyber

Wow.. Tyber. I remember her from DeviantArt. It's actually a really cool person to talk to.. i spent many a morning skipping school talking to her on AIM. We lost touch a while ago.

I'm home, and cooking like a fiend. I had the urge to cook, so I am.

I'm gonna make heart shaped scones for my fiance. Scones are good.

Million
12-29-2005, 08:39 PM
^was "xbox360 guy" finally smacked with the harsh reality of FriendZone™ yet?

my big-tittied co-worker had the melons on PROMINENT display today. She had a sweater on; it looked like she was smuggling two watermelons under there. I'd love her to just "titty-box" my face....just KO me with the titties. I'm pretty sure she has nice big puffy-style nips/areolae too...I've noticed them before...she even has to wear one of those heavy-duty bras that most naturally well-endowed big-titty women have to wear. Anyway, I LOVE the puffy-style nips.(good example of this-->google "Honey Morimura"...or "Gia La Shay"....2 of my favorite "naked internet girls" EVER.) I just want to bury my face in those pups...ah, but I don't think any broad is worth risking a job....especially in today's job market, where you need a miracle from God to even stand a chance at being hired even at a crappy job.(*yeah, fuck you again, world. eat diseased shit and die.)

*I still love "Run"'s daughter, Angela Simmons. The other one, Vanessa...she's nice too...

*in a cereal mascot battle royale, I still say Lucky the Leprechaun would DESTROY the shit out of the other guys. Lucky has magical abilities with apparently no limit. He's like a midget god in a stupid little green hat. Not even Sugar Bear can deal with that.

Rico!
12-29-2005, 08:40 PM
i spent the last 6 hours playing fatal frame 2. I dont even know why...

I believe in and am afraid of ghost and this shit still hasnt scared me yet.

Oh and the girls' faces are so (awww)cute

^^ and speaking of big tits... theres this chinese girl i know at school whom i've ALWAYS seen wearing the same sweater all year. So basically i expected her to be your typical skinny asian girl. Well the other day she finally took that sweater off and :wow: It was sort of like that episode of Malcom in the Middle if you know which one i'm talking about. She must've caught me staring since she put it back on soon after. :rofl:

JackTenrac!
12-29-2005, 09:41 PM
^ Reminds me of my 15 yr. old moments with the Resident Evils. Scared crapless!

Mechanica
12-29-2005, 10:36 PM
so fucking tired :zzz:

phae
12-29-2005, 10:46 PM
I actually haven't spoken to the xbox360 guy recently.. i've been busy and he's at work often.

I just discovered fitday.. it is my new calorie counter/diet journal.

Right now, I am aiming to be at 125 lbs by my birthday in Feb.. I think I can do it. I got my running sneakers, i've got good scenery and hella delicious weather here in NYC, and i've got a treadmill RIGHT NEXT TO MY PC DESK. I'm not lying, folks. On one side of me is a floor freezer, and to my right is a treadmill.

Murt!
12-29-2005, 11:20 PM
LOL. I just rememered reading at Gamefaqs some guy asking- "Is Batman in MVC2?" He got flamed to hell and back. Although, I'm sure if half the amount of those posters were SRK'ers and teh other half died, he would've felt much worse than he did. Gamefaqs flamers suck.

kcxj
12-30-2005, 04:18 AM
Going to get back into karate in January at the Community College. Can't wait to pick up where I left off. I became a green belt in Isshinryu a long time ago.

I just hope its real karate and not just a 'what to do if someone tries to rape you' class.

I was going to say that sounds like a cool way to meet girls, but not only are karate classes 90% full of male dorks usually, even if it is a women's self-defense class mostly, the instructor is going to make you play the part of the rapist/attacker and have you take the business end of the ancient and unstoppable self-defense technique known as "ow... my groin." :lame:

Take the yoga, pilates, or cardio kickboxing class instead I say. :lovin:

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Am I a nerd for wanting to bang this girl's brains out? Really an average looking girl without anything spectacular sex appeal-wise that stands out, but she has these big round eyes like an anime character, and it's the cutest thing ever to me for no reason... Her real name is the same name as one of the cute, girl characters in a video game I played before too and I think that's awesome. I don't see her very often, so never can find the appropriate time to go chat, but I really love it whenever she looks in my direction, bats her eyes, and smiles.

I'm friends with her friend who I do see often though, so I asked the friend the other day whether the cute girl had a boyfriend or not, because I want to call her.

She told me she was married. :bluu:

I was so upset when I heard that, I didn't even care that she would tell her I liked her anyway and it doesn't matter if she was married or not. I have no qualms about spending time with some other dude's girlfriend, because they're the schmucks anyway for not treating the girl right and the girl ends up paying attention to me. Having a kid (ie. placenta that shit down), excessive smoking, and a young girl (around my age, but not older than 30) being married are the biggest possible turn offs for me though.

Jessica Alba is hot and a lot of guys want her right? I thought so too because even though that horror/comedy movie about the possessed hand was horribly bad, the backside camera shot of Jessica's ass in the skimpy outfit was possibly one of the most bonerific things I've seen in my entire life. But yeah, when I read that she married the 30 year old co-star dude on her TV show, I hate her so much now and my interest level for her is in the negative numbers. I actually want to watch "Sin City" because I heard it's a sweet movie too, but yeah, Alba is in that, so no, I refuse. :mad: :tdown:

L.one H.iryu S.aga
12-30-2005, 06:49 AM
I have no qualms about spending time with some other dude's girlfriend, because they're the schmucks anyway for not treating the girl right and the girl ends up paying attention to me.

I don't know what you were told... but not every woman desperately uses "some other guy" or their male friends as a means to garner the attention that their ungrateful man won't give them. :rofl:

I wouldn't get too happy if she happens to befriend you. 9 times out of 10 you aren't a replacement.

She's probably playing you.

Hell... I'm not even sure why you're even thinking about slinking around on somebody's wife anyway.

It just screams out desperate slut status if I ever saw it.

JackTenrac!
12-30-2005, 07:48 AM
LOL. I just rememered reading at Gamefaqs some guy asking- "Is Batman in MVC2?" He got flamed to hell and back. Although, I'm sure if half the amount of those posters were SRK'ers and teh other half died, he would've felt much worse than he did. Gamefaqs flamers suck.

lol hahahahhahahahaha:rofl: Best post on Gamefaqs...ever.

- so lazy. Well, I have to leave the SRK for a few nights due to site work and cleaning the den I call my room.

Million
12-30-2005, 09:00 AM
nah, I think the funniest post was from a dude named "TMOG" on the Smash Bros. Melee forums, when he claimed to have beat All-Star mode on Very Hard with a No-Damage-Clear....with Pichu. I still have the actual quote saved either here or on my old computer....but I will never forget it....which reminds me...all these months, and I STILL haven't transferred all my stuff from the old g3 to this newer iMac.

-I have more Christmas money on the way! So...I'll most likely look around for that Gunstar Heroes GBA version today. I don't have much hope though..