The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[Airthrow]

I am a shut-in, more or less. I rarely go out, and when it is it is to buy food to cook, to go to a club or a rave, or to see my fiance.

It basically boils down to the fact I have no real friends IRL, and once I moved back to Staten Island they all forgot I existed for the most part.

I sit at home all day on the PC for the most part. It's starting to change though, as i'm getting into a workout schedule and such. :sweat:

WTF type of parents do you have that let you sit on your ass all day instead of making something of yourself?

[Carpet Lint]

I am drunk right now. Which doesn't happen that often.

Huh.

It's not very entertaining. I think I will go to bed.

[kcxj]

WTF type of parents do you have that let you sit on your ass all day instead of making something of yourself?
Are you resentful that you don't have a vagina yourself? No matter how lazy or worthless a female is, there's always going to be some sucker that's willing to provide for her in exchange for it. Since it's a free country, it's totally up to the female whether she has the self-respect to live a life like that, so just keep your opinions to yourself and let them be I say. Life if just unfair like that, where the men are forced to bust their asses for a living (and still not even guaranteed love and happiness for it), and there's nothing you can do about it. Kill yourself and hope you get reincarnated as a silver spoon baby if you can't deal the jealously you feel when you see worthless women being treated like queens.

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Happy New Year to all our troops serving in the Middle East right now btw... I know it's a job there's nothing anybody can say to me to convince me to do myself, so I tip my hat and send my highest respects to Slide, Jae Hoon, and anybody else from this board who sacraficed or is currently sacraficing a year of their lives in Iraq right now. I saw something else in the news today about 20 something people being killed in random bombings/violence on the last day of this year, and that makes me very sad.

[phae]

Are you resentful that you don't have a vagina yourself? No matter how lazy or worthless a female is, there's always going to be some sucker that's willing to provide for her in exchange for it. Since it's a free country, it's totally up to the female whether she has the self-respect to live a life like that, so just keep your opinions to yourself and let them be I say. Life if just unfair like that, where the men are forced to bust their asses for a living (and still not even guaranteed love and happiness for it), and there's nothing you can do about it. Kill yourself and hope you get reincarnated as a silver spoon baby if you can't deal the jealously you feel when you see worthless women being treated like queens.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The hate is strong in this thread for me now.

I recently got my GED, and I actually *am* looking for work, but the options are slim considering i have little job experience. My father would prefer I go back to school than find a job, as would I.

And my fiance does not provide for me. Honestly, I provide for him more than he does for me. I've been there to take care of him when he wasn't working, even though I wasn't either.

Fuck, when I *was* working i pulled in far under $200 a paycheck (every two weeks), but I got $180 in that timespan from a child custody case between my mom and my dad that said as long as i was in school, my mother got $90/wk, which went right to my pocket.

Yes, I do have a good life for the moment. I'm 19. I spent almost my entire school career being a bookworm. I think I should have a bit of an opportunity to enjoy my life how I choose to, yes? I don't HAVE to get a job for survival purposes. I don't have bills to pay, a family to take care of. All I take care of is myself and my fiance, when he is over my place. And he and I are both pretty low maint.

BTW, the motherboard my fiance is getting me is one of the only things he HAS gotten me, because I get mad when other people get me things. :sweat: This isn't about me being a girl, this is about me being from a white family, and the fact that my stepmother and father worked damn hard to get the jobs they did, and would like it if i finally enjoyed the fruits of my stepmother getting a fucking masters degree in a science field. Bite me. I'm 19. You guys are in your mid-20s, that's a VERY FUCKING DIFFERENT circumstance with you guys.

[Airthrow]

Are you resentful that you don't have a vagina yourself? No matter how lazy or worthless a female is, there's always going to be some sucker that's willing to provide for her in exchange for it. Since it's a free country, it's totally up to the female whether she has the self-respect to live a life like that, so just keep your opinions to yourself and let them be I say. Life if just unfair like that, where the men are forced to bust their asses for a living (and still not even guaranteed love and happiness for it), and there's nothing you can do about it. Kill yourself and hope you get reincarnated as a silver spoon baby if you can't deal the jealously you feel when you see worthless women being treated like queens.

I'm not being resentful because I wouldn't CHOOSE to sit on my ass, the time I stayed at home all day on the PC because I couldn't find a job for 8 months was possibly the worst period in my entire life. I felt like I was accomplishing nothing and that I was worthless. Why anyone would CHOOSE to be like that baffles me.

How the fuck could I be jealous of something I went through that SUCKED? Go back to trying to be the e-cool ladies man on this thread, you are much better at doing that than trying to upstage me.

Bite me. I'm 19. You guys are in your mid-20s, that's a VERY FUCKING DIFFERENT circumstance with you guys.

I'm 20.

[Dan?]

I'm 20.

pixxx?

Happy new year SRK! The new year's eve party I went to involved Xbox 360 and a bunch of folks singing around the campfire. Good times.

Also, I came to a realization today: Earth, Wind, and Fire may be the greatest group ever, and if you don't agree, I would be willing to duel you to the death in zeppelins.

[Murt!]

pixxx?
Also, I came to a realization today: Earth, Wind, and Fire may be the greatest group ever, and if you don't agree, I would be willing to duel you to the death in zeppelins.
Ooh! Ooh! Can we use harpoons on the zeppelins? Don't get me wrong, Earth Wind and Fire tear major ass, but the beest ever? Nah.

[VG Emblem]

Jesus, have you noticed how many people have there birthday's today?!! It takes up almost as much space as the forums display. Fucking bullshit.:rofl:

[*InVeRs3*]

It would be cool if Earth, Wind and Fire summoned captain planet.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

WTF type of parents do you have that let you sit on your ass all day instead of making something of yourself?

White ones.

*Rimshot*

I got a million of 'em folks.

Stay tuned.

And don't forget to tip your server. *Wink*

[maxx]

It would be cool if Earth, Wind and Fire summoned captain planet.

it would be cool if earth wind and fire caught on with the next generation.

One year imma actually end up drunk on new years...god damnit.

[FistsofFury]

Fucking worked my ass off today. It was just me and an old lady in the whole shop. It was busy, then it became so dead for an hour. Then it got busy again. Then wave after wave of drunks started rushing in, being all shitty...and shit. I'm glad I just did my shit and didn't flip the fuck out.

Remind me never to work 12 hours straight again.

But I made money, and I got some $$$ in my pocket.

I want some trees. That will be my mission for tomorrow: Find a weedman. Or rather actually get in touch with the old weedman that I called upon one time.

[TS]

Fuck you, non-descion-helping-me-make motherfuckers.

So I went out....um. I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but....white people are fucking CRAZY. White women especially, god DAMN. For example:

I saw some chick give another chick the Sentinel jump Roundhouse in the middle of a bar, with the band fucking playing, with 25 people in the room. KNOCKOUT. Knocked her down and stomped on her fucking HEAD.

If only that were all of it...

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I love white women...

Especially SEXY WHITE ITALIAN HIPPIES WITH MAD BOOTY THAT QUOTE A TRIBE CALLED QUEST SONGS IN MY NAME! D:

I'MA MARRY THAT SEXY BEAST.

WATCH IT. D:

[maxx]

Fuck you, non-descion-helping-me-make motherfuckers.

So I went out....um. I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but....white people are fucking CRAZY. White women especially, god DAMN. For example:

I saw some chick give another chick the Sentinel jump Roundhouse in the middle of a bar, with the band fucking playing, with 25 people in the room. KNOCKOUT. Knocked her down and stomped on her fucking HEAD.

If only that were all of it...

wtf white people? man i thought that was a latina for a second...then i reread it said white people.

[*InVeRs3*]

I don't like to pledge alegeance to the flag, or however you spell alegeance. Especially in baseball games. I'm relaxing, and then I have to stand up and recite something? weak.

[Murt!]

My best friend Geoffrey never fails to make me lol in real life. We were at the bookstore in the mall, and this 2 year old starts throwing a tantrum. His brother, who couldn't have been more than two years older than him, hands him a brightly colred spongebob book. The two year old slaps it away, prompting my friend to spoof DMX's "get it on the flo'", saying-"babies on the flo, baby-babies on the flo! (x2) If it ain't here to cry, get your baby out the do' "! It might sound stupid typed, but it was funny as hell when it happened.

The only reason I typed that worthless story is cause I'm so bored. And wired.

[Nishiko]

Happy New Year and all that shit, bitches.

RoninC is one funny-ass drunk. :rofl:

I'm not drunk -- only had one glass of wine -- but I'm damned tired from not getting enough sleep lately. My bed looks sooo comfy and warm right now...yeah...

[FistsofFury]

Question for you guys:

Alter Egos. How many do you have? Are they of a different angle of character than your 'real' self? How long have you had them? Do you do different things other different names?

The reason why I ask this is because I'm thinking of MF Doom. He's got different alter egos (Viktor Vaughn, King Geedorah) and he really considers them all to be different personalities. The style he raps in them is even a bit different. It seems to me artists in general like to create various aliases almost as a sense of freedom. Different name, different person, different boundaries. Discuss.

Hopefully I'm not alone in rocking multiple aliases.

[phae]

Question for you guys:

Alter Egos. How many do you have? Are they of a different angle of character than your 'real' self? How long have you had them? Do you do different things other different names?

The reason why I ask this is because I'm thinking of MF Doom. He's got different alter egos (Viktor Vaughn, King Geedorah) and he really considers them all to be different personalities. The style he raps in them is even a bit different. It seems to me artists in general like to create various aliases almost as a sense of freedom. Different name, different person, different boundaries. Discuss.

Hopefully I'm not alone in rocking multiple aliases.


You're not. I have a few sides to me, and they all have names and are different aspects of my personality.

There's Marilyn, who is pretty quiet and shy and just wants to play video games and read books. There's Phae, who is loud, brash, and spoiled rotten. There's Hypotnos, who is contstantly overanalyzing situations but keeping calm about it, and planning out things. There's Jemmalen, who is supposed to be a bold, hardheaded type but can't find the guts to get up and do something. And then there's Athena, who only comes out when i'm drunk and/or high .. that's when the incessant mocking of everyone begins.

I'm full of aliases and nicknames. Different people in different places know me by different names. :sweat:

ninja edit for Airthrow: My dear, i'm not trying to upstage you, not in any way, shape nor form. Nor am I trying to attack you. I am comfortable, and enjoying my life at the moment as it is. I see no harm in it, nor no foul. If it's not broken why fix it, yes? Eventually I'll wind up getting tired of how things are and then I will go about it. For now, I will continue to write, play PC games and post on the boards i post on. It's not like I don't have a goal for the future, it's not like i'm planning on sitting here on my ass for the rest of my life.

Even though my ideal situation is me raising a kid and taking care of a house because my mother was never around, and my family is full of absurd situations and I want to give my child what I never had, that's not a realistic goal.

[Million]

cheh,

I think personality-wise, most people are like a polygonal object; it's all the same person, but with different sides....imagine a low-poly count "ball" or something...but there is a different texture map on each specific "face" of the polygon. Some faces are of course more prominently displayed than others though, of course.

For me...here they are, some named after recognizeable characters:
-The Architect - the one who enjoys being seen as something of an intellectual; always over-analyzing things, including the entirety of what makes me "me". Much like the fictional namesake here, this aspect of my personality is always trying to make logical sense of everything; trying to "balance the equation"....without caring much about sounding possibly self-absorbed and pretentious. This one actually did not exist back in junior high, as being one of the so-called "smart kids", and speaking "properly", were 2 of the things that brought me constant teasing/humiliation. Actually, no...it would be more accurate to say he was hidden away, rather than non-existent. Also like the character...this persona's vocabulary is slightly more varied and interesting; thus, he is also one that is censored or "hidden" from casual conversation.

*completely random off-topic: Cinematech is showing the episode with the Legend of Zelda speed-run right now!

Big Kid -- the one "suffering"(?) from a classic case of Peter Pan syndrome, for lack of a better term. This must be a part of all of us, I assume....this of course, is the part of you that simply never wants to grow up....the part of us that holds on tightly to the fond memories of saturday morning cartoons, toys, power rangers, old-school kid games like dodgeball, "You're It", etc.

Performer--one of the originals...this character was present from early childhood. The purpose then was to keep everyone laughing, and forgetting about the bad things...like the severe asthma I had at the time. This one developed into the part that enjoys the act of entertaining people in some way....whether it was as part of the marching/concert bands I was in...or cracking people up with disgusting, tasteless humor and strange true stories.

Perverse Batman-- the masterful strategist of voyeurism....this one takes pleasure not only in the voyeurism itself, but also the techniques/planning/strategy/technology behind it. heh, with prep-time, he is ready for getting nearly anything on tape, or finding a way to see what he wasn't supposed to see.

Monster--guided by rage and hatred...the "Mr. Hyde", or "Hulk smash!" if you will. This is another one I assume to be found in all people. This one only exists to smash, destroy and torture/kill things.

Mr. Wonderful --- the "normal" side that is presentable or palatable for everyone....the respectable gentleman that women claim they want, but really do not....since he is too much of a good guy, and too censored, he is boring...and thus, not something that is desired. This aspect is all about what is "proper", and all that crap. Unfortunately, he cannot be killed off or successfully "suppressed" by the others....as fake as an overly ideal "Clark Kent" super-gentleman persona sounds... this is unfortunately a natural component.

Creator--well, to say "God" would probably be all blasphemous and shit, right? This is the side of all artistically inclined people....this one, well...He is the force of creation...he maintains the worlds and characters in my head, provides them all with a beginning, middle, and ending story...a purpose, a motivation, etc. Architect also has some hand in this, of course. This one, Architect, and Performer are probably the original 3 components of what makes me "me". They've always been here.

[Murt!]

Lee was told as a child by doctors that his robotitus would never let him speak again. They were wrong. (http://sf1lose.ytmnd.com/)

[Slide]

Happy New Year to all our troops serving in the Middle East right now btw... I know it's a job there's nothing anybody can say to me to convince me to do myself, so I tip my hat and send my highest respects to Slide, Jae Hoon, and anybody else from this board who sacraficed or is currently sacraficing a year of their lives in Iraq right now. I saw something else in the news today about 20 something people being killed in random bombings/violence on the last day of this year, and that makes me very sad.

Thanks man. I do appreciate that alot.

Yeh it sucks around here during American holidays. The casualty rate goes up and there are always more attacks. I had just lost a buddy 2 days ago due to sniper fire. Man I can't stop thinking about it, it's such a shock man. It put me on some paranoid tip whenever I go outside the wire, which I do almost every single fucking day, I'm much more nervous than ever before.

This shit isn't cool anymore, not that it ever really was. But I think you get what I mean when i say that.

[Airthrow]

ninja edit for Airthrow: My dear, i'm not trying to upstage you, not in any way, shape nor form. Nor am I trying to attack you.

I know that, I was talking to kcjx, who apparently is like oil to my water.

[maxx]

martial arts marathon on spike tv.

[Rico!]

snip


stay strong man. I wish the best of luck to you.

[JackTenrac!]

Question for you guys:

Alter Egos. How many do you have? Are they of a different angle of character than your 'real' self? How long have you had them? Do you do different things other different names?


I smell Killer 7. Happy New Year, Peeps, btw.

Bear The Sword: Brave, foolhearty, strong, and focussed. Does most of the dirty work on the team of Bear. He gets the job done, and pretty well.

Bear The Rapier: Gentleman to a majority of ladies, elderly folk, business people, and the like. His chivalry is constantly improving and uses penmanship to elegantly take to documents of importance.

Bear The Dagger: Bastard and coward, really. Shy and quick to spin words without thought.

Bear The Strategist: Calculator of tactical data and planner of work and all time based tasks. Logical and thorough and uses past experience to guide the workflow and followthrough of a project. Willing to learn and undertake any circumstance. Forgiving and financially cautious.

Bear The Killing Edge: Cocky disposition and funny outcomes make this member. Optimistic and sarcastic, but throws down like no other. Picture something close to Sparrow. Quick reactions and sharp witt, with a side serving of cruel words to women. Can take any shit people throw at him.

Bear The Cursed Blade: A plagued character who is bitter and rage fueled. Once a destructive force at the child hood, now shows himself through outbursts, angry moments and anywhere in between. The Sword seems to rival this character, overcoming its' dominance years after middle school.

Bear The Dice: A joker and fool. Drunken times release him and his happy-go-lucky character.

Bear The Toy Sword: The child inside. Keeps to the old school way of things as the 10 yr. old.

Then...there's Bear the Weapon(or Kevin). He is the scholar and the well rounded guy who handles them all. He's pretty emotional since he's the base.


EDIT: Can't stay away...y'all too powerful. Slide, I feel your pain. Godspeed.

[phae]

I started up my Anarchy Online (www.anarchyonline.com) account again.

For those who don't know me too well, AO was the first MMORPG I played. I played from 2002 - 2005. At the time, all there really was was UO, AO and EQ. UO and EQ are too 'old' for my tastes, and AO is futuristic, and wonderful.

They have an ongoing free trial at the moment.

Here's where you guys come in. If any of you want something to play just to see how it is, download the client, register a free account, and give it a go. Get in touch with me and i'll take you out and around. I have some alt characters that are low level, so it can be fun. The basic free account only gives you access to the basepack, so you can't go up to the expansion world (Shadowlands), which sucks because my character has an apartment in the floating city of Jobe, but it's still fun.

Anyone interested? The graphics aren't the best (it's an old game, but they're planning on giving it a graphical overhaul for the upcoming expansion 'Lost Eden'), but it's free, and it'll be a way of bonding for us Thinking Out Loud-ers.

[FistsofFury]

Gah. I hate restless nights. I'm having one of them right now. The day just doesn't feel done. I want to do something, but I don't know what. I want to experience something but I'm just here wanting.

[Million]

It's good to see my honey The Soledad™ is back from her vacation....looking perfect as usual. There is no newswoman that can compete with this. She is the Halle Berry of the newsworld. I really wish I could tell her that in person....at least without being removed from the premises by security and slapped with a restraining order. She's just so great...I know I wouldn't have a chance in hell, so I would be happy just telling her how great she is.

Whoah...LATIN SPICE was on the "Cristina" show on Univision?! That seems so...random. I know her as just another naked big-booty internet girl. Heh, I just switched over to see Despierte America, mainly for this hot ass weathergirl I keep hearing about.

*it's very strange to see a movie with a star that bears some resemblance to yourself. It's like a Twilight Zone moment. For some reason I don't want to reveal the actor...but he is well-known. Just with the same "look", black girls should be in crazy-groupie mode. Well, one problem is that I'm just not as buffed out as this guy though...and that leads briefly to the topic of steroid-usage. If there were no negative side effects...wouldn't we all take those immediately? I certainly would. I'd bulk myself up to Batista size(popular WWE wrestler) at least. haha...then I'd blatantly show it off at anytime. Just going outside to check the mail --I'd have my shirt off. Going out to get something from the car---my shirt would be off, or I'd have the wifebeater on. Wash the car---wifebeater shirt. Cutting the front yard when I have a house one day?---shirtless again. I'd give the ladies multiple opportunities to check out the goods. Shieet...I was kinda cut during senior year of college and a little after that....and I was almost at that point already...I'd make sure to wear a tighter shirt when going outside...or one of my sleeveless shirts to show off the "24-INCH PYTHONS, BROTHA!"...haha...they're not really that size, I just like imitating wrestlers too sometimes. "WELL YA KNOW SOMETHIN MEAN GENE..." Anyway, now I have trouble keeping weight on again, because eating is entirely up to me....and I'm lazy and cheap. I don't feel like spending money all the time on food like I should...(I get the bare minimum, like pasta, Ragu, a pack of veggies, and instant waffles, and water...MAYBE a 3pack of burger patties. This is a typical grocery haul for me.) When I do have food in the fridge...sometimes I'm too lazy to even wash a plate and a pan so I can make the stuff. At home it was no problem, since mom would always make breakfast and dinner. Only occasionalaly would I have to make breakfast because she was in a rush in the morning or something...or only occasionally would I have to make dinner because she was tired that day. I'm actually more comfortable spending money on video games and dvds than FOOD! Just recently I spend a bit over 40 bucks for 2 dvds(mentioned earlier), and 30 for a GBA game yesterday. I hate that I had to drop that much money out of the ordinary, but all 3 were items I HAD to get...especially the GBA game Gunster Super Heroes....because gameboy games disappear forever once they sell out.

*back on the roids---the Roid-Rage effect would make for...interesting results. I already have anger-management issues.

*the 4-day weekend continues....I didn't wake up 'til about 30 minutes ago, and I love that. On a normal work day I have to wake up by at least 6:50something to shower and eat, and be at work by 8:30.

[FistsofFury]

=One quick reason why I love fighting games: When I'm playing a match it is one of the few times that I really don't think that much. When I play I am pretty much on auto-pilot. My mind is totally clear. Things just come out. I'm reacting to things without thinking. I'm planning ahead without even realizing it. As Bruce Lee said in Enter The Dragon: "When the time comes; I do not hit. *raises fist* It hits all by itself."

But of course I have to develop/train the auto-pilot. But I don't have to practice nearly as much as the average "number cruncher" type player. You know the kind, they think too damn much while playing. They're so busy with tiers and frame data, move properties, possible setups and number of hits in a combo that they really just get caught up in their own selves. I was never like that and I'm glad.

=Work. I don't know why but I love it. Its such a damn easy job too. I just drive around delivering food making tips and when I'm not doing that I'm at the store probably doing prep work, cleaning or working the cashier. But when it is busy oh god. I feel like I fucking earn my $$$, and that is a damn good feeling. I first thought that I would spend money freely once I got it again but after getting the dough I don't want to let the shit go. I bought a couple cookies at a Border's cafe tonight, tipped the girl a dollar and debated taking the shit back lol. But I didn't because I now know how integral tips are.

=I'm going to go masturbate now. Hopefully not to CumFiesta/Milfhunter/8th Street Latinas. I'm really tired of looking at that one dude's dick/face and hearing his voice. "You ready for the fiesta?!?" Ugh.

[Roxie]

"You ready for the fiesta?!?" Ugh.

Clearly, you are not ready.

[Nemesis00]

YAY! Won a year of premium. Now to get a real SRK Fake ID done.

[maxx]

wow this week sucks.

sunday: was told my martial arts school might be closing.

monday: dunno if its closed yet or not but teacher claimed there was class tonight. ya guess wut..no mutherfuckers showed and my teacher turned his cell off.

now just incase shit really does go down..i'm looking around. I'm kinda afraid imma lose everything i learned....see not martial arts wise..its all the same..but the technique and approach to things. My old school the guy was too nice and didn't push you like you needed to be. My current teacher pushes and yells like you need that kick in the ass..and i need that kick in the ass. i swear imma just move to a state where i can find more tournament schools cause thats what i do.

[phae]

I'm eating chicken with cashew nuts. Deeelicious.

[Roxie]

My parents left town for Ormond beach, fl..and my b/f came over that same night.

We had a great weekend. Mostly we just chilled. Played some soul calibur, drank some wine/beer, slept.

Today we went out to O'Charles, had a good meal, checked out a gym, bought some new games. We played some Pump It UP! exceed, some Ghost In the Shell SAC, and some Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire.

It was good times.

[Lantis]

My parents left town for Ormond beach, fl..and my b/f came over that same night.

We had a great weekend. Mostly we just chilled. Played some soul calibur, drank some wine/beer, slept.

Today we went out to O'Charles, had a good meal, checked out a gym, bought some new games. We played some Pump It UP! exceed, some Ghost In the Shell SAC, and some Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire.

It was good times.

Aren't you....forgetting something? *hint hint* :wink:

[Roxie]

:lol: nothing that isn't best left up to the imagination.

[Million]

man...a couple of hours of Unreal Championship 2 leaves me PUMPED....right after playing, I felt like I just had a steroid shot...it's like the game itself is a stimulant type of drug. I actually had 3 wins tonight...I've actually....improved?! Before this though...I was SLAUGHTERED by at least 2 people in particular tonight....one dude playing Selket...he was basically untouchable. Later on against "lesser-skilled" people though...it felt good to be the one more or less dominating. I was actually controlling the board for awhile, consistently snagging the U-Damage and Megahealth things. Dammit...I should've gotten that on tape....especially the way I ended one match with a comeback in Wraith mode! Winning while in Wraith form looks so tight...

haha...what the hell is up with the weather? 1.2.06....and it was 63º today! I love warm/hot weather, but this is just strange. I didn't even have to wear a jacket of course when hitting up Kroger today.
*Wildfire began the new season tonight. Genevieve Cortese, Amy Jo Johnson(!), and Nicole..whatshername....that is a serious Triple-Threat-Team combo of HOT. Then there's Ms. Visitor from that Star Trek show...

*I'm a fan of Sci Fi stuff usually, but I never got the appeal of Star Trek. No matter what the season or movie, it's always been way too boring to maintain my interest for any extensive period of time. The only cool things from Star Trek, imo, are:

-random hot pieces of ass, i.e. Uhura, that Borg Queen, Nana Visitor(lady with short hair, and 3 slits on her nose?), 7of9, and that Vulcan broad from Enterprise..
-Nemesis looked somewhat ok. I never saw it though
-"KAHNNNNN!"
-George Takei's laugh.
-Shatner, who was really born to one day be the greatness that is Denny Krane.

That's it. Those are the good things from Star Trek, imo.

*yep, I STILL think of my best friend's wife every now and then when I'm rubbin one out. A few times when talking on the phone to her...I was naked. Heh, it's hard to hold in my laughter during things like that. It's the whole "I know something you don't knowwwww..." vibe. I love it...just like that time I stole Lisa's panties, and had them in my pocket later on while talking to her....I was ready to just totally burst out laughing at any point at this strange and perverted thing she didn't know.

*No more Media Play for me. I heard recently they were closing a lot of stores, so I KNEW that as per my crap luck, the one I go to would be included in that list. I went there yesterday, and of course it was confirmed. No more Media Play. I get softcore porn from there too....all the local Tower Video has is mostly hardcore bullshit.

*I can still walk on my hands....even downstairs. haha...this is such an awesome ability. I love it. I can even do handstand pushups like that. Oh yeah, I'm awesome.

Roxanne...you don't have to put on the red light..

[Ender120]

:lol: nothing that isn't best left up to the imagination.

That's right. No one wants to read about your scat adventures.



Would I be too behind if I got an SRK ID av soon? Mine is a little tired, and I made it myself in Paint (true scrub).

So should I or shouldn't I?

[FistsofFury]

That's right. No one wants to read about your scat adventures.



Would I be too behind if I got an SRK ID av soon? Mine is a little tired, and I made it myself in Paint (true scrub).

So should I or shouldn't I?


Yeah get a new av, but keep the old one and break it out every so often. I'm about to make a dumb av in paint right now.

-EDIT-
<--------Oh yeah. Paint avatars need to come back into style. Power to the people!

[Lantis]

Well, this is mostly for Million. It's the Mexican soap opera of the schoolgirls called "Rebelde". These are photo galleries, and some of them include the foxy girls that appear in the series. I suggest you click on those with women on the thumbnails, just so you can play it safe and see the GREATNESS that this show really is. :clap:

http://www.esmas.com/rebelde/fotogalerias/

[RetroKid]

Hey Fisty, how come you didn't make your Paint avatar Premium sized?

I will rock my 'Dragoon Gets Owned by King Slime' avatar forever (maybe).

Hey Lantis, I was at Raw tonight. I even made that sign you wanted to see. The one that says: 'Hunter 3:16 says: "I just buried your career. "' My sister said I wasn't on TV, though. Lame.

[Murt!]

Yeah get a new av, but keep the old one and break it out every so often. I'm about to make a dumb av in paint right now.

-EDIT-
<--------Oh yeah. Paint avatars need to come back into style. Power to the people!


How do you convert paint avs into gifs?

[oyg]

ritz crackers with Chic-fil-a's polynesian sauce is quite good at 2:11 am in the morning.

[Lantis]

Hey Lantis, I was at Raw tonight. I even made that sign you wanted to see. The one that says: 'Hunter 3:16 says: "I just buried your career. "' My sister said I wasn't on TV, though. Lame.

Really? Cool shit! Too bad it didn't get on TV. :bluu:

Speaking of which, there is gonna be a Smackdown house show down where I'm at about 3 weeks from now. I've gone to the past 2 RAW house shows, and even though I've seen most of the SD cast when they came over for the RAW shows (including Rey Mysterio), I will still kill to see the Undertaker. He's one of my faves for a long time, and it pisses me off that I don't have money to buy a ticket. :annoy:

[FistsofFury]

How do you convert paint avs into gifs?


Try opening the image in a web browser and then saving it as a gif or jpeg. Or if you have another image editing program besides Paint open it in there and save it as something else.

Retro: I'm still just so used to the regular av size that I think it looks better in some situations. It just feels so compact! Prem avs look fat to me. Also, I did it in like 4 minutes.

[RetroKid]

Really? Cool shit! Too bad it didn't get on TV. :bluu:

Speaking of which, there is gonna be a Smackdown house show down where I'm at about 3 weeks from now. I've gone to the past 2 RAW house shows, and even though I've seen most of the SD cast when they came over for the RAW shows (including Rey Mysterio), I will still kill to see the Undertaker. He's one of my faves for a long time, and it pisses me off that I don't have money to buy a ticket. :annoy:

Yeah, I was surprised that it wasn't on TV. I was 14 rows behind where the announcers were, so I was sure that it would be on TV. I'm guessing Triple H used his stroke to not have my sign shown. It's the only explanation. I'll try again when Raw is at Long Island in February.

Haha, dude, I saw at least 30 'Cena Sucks' signs. That guy is in the middle of a blatant case of X-Pac heat. I honestly think that the girlish squeals we hear on TV whenever Cena gets on an offensive is pre-recorded noise.

And 'Taker still does house shows?

[Jappo]

Why can't I get into MMORPG's? I see my friends talking about it and whatnot, and more than half the time, I don't know what they're talking about. I've tried to get into Ragnarok, WoW, and Dark Ages, and I get bored within an hour or so. I try not to, but it just happends.

In fact, it's hard for me to get involved in ANY game. I'm pretty much done with MvC2, 3s, and ST is slowly fading away from me. Fighting games are my primary games, and they're dissapearing from me. There's no B plan, or C. Eventually I think I'm going to have to hang up the joystick for good. (As of right now I'm already on a hiatus from serious competition, which isn't really helping =/ )

Damn, what could be wrong, yo?

[phae]

Why can't I get into MMORPG's? I see my friends talking about it and whatnot, and more than half the time, I don't know what they're talking about. I've tried to get into Ragnarok, WoW, and Dark Ages, and I get bored within an hour or so. I try not to, but it just happends.

In fact, it's hard for me to get involved in ANY game. I'm pretty much done with MvC2, 3s, and ST is slowly fading away from me. Fighting games are my primary games, and they're dissapearing from me. There's no B plan, or C. Eventually I think I'm going to have to hang up the joystick for good. (As of right now I'm already on a hiatus from serious competition, which isn't really helping =/ )

Damn, what could be wrong, yo?

Nothing. You just don't have an interest in them. There is very little immediate return in an MMORPG. the rewards come with work. It's ok if you don't like them.

*i* certainly don't think of you any differently because of it. Now gimme more pics.

[Nemesis00]

Happens to the best of us Musashi. I barely play videogames anymore. Even the greatness of MvC2 has slowly faded out of my life.

[Lantis]

Hah hah...Cena definetly got booed right out of the building. I hope he gets all the heat in the Elimination Chamber this Sunday.

Well, in the TV ads I've seen, they're promoting Taker like mad in the house shows. He will be teaming up with Batista to take on Orton and Booker T (although I think that will change considering that Booker is injured). My guess is that the show will sell by Taker itself. If I remember correctly, Kane got a MAJOR pop in the first RAW house show here in Mexico. Imagine what Taker won't do....

[Jappo]

phaephae : it's not that i'm downtalking mmorpg's or anything. I wanna open up to online games. If anything, I hear nothing but good and sometimes funny angsty stories from my friends, and sometimes I wanna be there playing with them, because a majority of my friends play mmorps. Sometimes but rarley, there will be a day when I wanna get home from whereever I am, and hop on, but then hours or days later, it's right to the uninstall phase. As for pics...um I don't think I have any batteries for my cam. But where are mine?

Nemesis: MvC2....*sigh* I remember when I bought the game and I didn't have a memory card, I left the game on for days straight just so I can unlock everybody. I remember spending hours and hours perfecting infinites and combos. And now it's like, why am I playing again?

[kcxj]

Would anybody else here get as much as a kick out of a "Stuff Lonely Men Masterbate To" thread on this board as much as I would? I don't reveal THAT much stuff about my personal life whenever I post here (like how I just walk around sans pants and flapperific in my house because I think it's funny and I live alone anyway), but these "special sauce" posts seem to be a trend around here and always crack me up though. :rofl:

[Mechanica]

Yeah, WoW Has my soul, since we're skill kind of on that topic. Stayed up playing it 15 hours straight despite having school at 7:30 (end of winter break) and I went to school, did okay 'til 2nd period, and slept until 3rd period (still in my 2nd period class), rofl'd a bit, just went home and slept. 15.5 hours, to make up for it. Woke up at 2, played WoW 'til now, when the server's went down, and now I'm like 'whoa' because I can't play WoW. :lol:

Oh well, could work on school stuff...

[*InVeRs3*]

I saw a documentary on HBO about a dad and son going to raves. It reminded me of phae.

[Faight]

Oh man, my shit finally arrived! Fuck you, Military Priority Mail! Included in my late christmas presents was:

Gekitou Ninja Taisen 4 (GC)
Bleach 2: Heat the Soul (PSP)
Jump Super Stars (DS)
Hauppauge WINTV PVR so I can use my laptop to play my Gamecube
USB controller so I can play roms without the keyboard
Microsoft Intellimouse Pro
FFXI install CD's with Chains of Promethia (so I can finally start to play my SAM again)

a few various odds and ends...
Pictures here: http://www.livejournal.com/users/faight/29205.html

And on the topic of MMORPGs: I'm so addicted to them I bought a laptop and had my roommate ship the install disks for WoW and FFXI from America to Iraq so I can play with over 1k ms ping for 2 hours a day that I get free time online. They're addicting.

[Mechanica]

Hey, I got some stuff done while the WoW servers were down. Cool. (Well, they're still down, but shh.)

[angryliberal]

so, i was thinking about it this weekend, and i've come to the conclusion that athletes have an adavantage other people who make money for their talents don't get from society, advertising. when a major actor does a commercial, all the sudden he is sold out. he is using his artistic talent of acting for commercial purposes, thus destroying his artistic integrity. an athlete is an athlete, no matter what he sells. if LT wants to hock cal spas, it does not make him a worse athlete. it may make him a tool for corporate america, but his overall ability will not diminish. now, if a respected artist or actor did something for corporate america, everyone will say he is a sell out and that all his artictic integrity is gone. all his work is now compared against his 'weakness' in accepting money to promote something he may or may not believe in. do i agree with this attitude? sadly, i kind of do...maybe its that artictic integrity is an intangable and athletic talent is a definable quality, or at least reasonably measureable. whenever i see james caan hocking goods to bovine america it makes me a little sad - however, i don't have this feeling when an athlete does it. i dunno, i don't like double standards, but it seems to be the attitude. i know if i saw david cross hocking goods, i'd have a hard time respecting him or his comedy anymore...

[Carpet Lint]

OH MY GOD, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale.

OH, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the schoolchildren! AAAAAHHHHH

Aaaamaaaz -

THIS ISN'T A FEVER!!!

- zing graaaace -

CAN'T EVEN SEE WHERE THE KNOB IS

...

...and, scene.

EDIT: I gotta write a blog post about movies similiar to Street Fighter. Though since Street Fighter is rather unique in it's blend of insanity and entertainment, that might be hard to do.

[Azrael]

Oh my God, I'm still alive!

I found a hilarious little porn gem - Street Fucker. My only dilemma is where to write the review of it - in this thread or make a new one.

[phae]

Oh my God, I'm still alive!

I found a hilarious little porn gem - Street Fucker. My only dilemma is where to write the review of it - in this thread or make a new one.

Wait.. you're learning about Street Fucker now??! holy shit.

And ty for thinking about me .. my mom and I rave together sometimes, seriously. Sometimes i'm just like 'hey mom wanna go to this rave' and she's like 'umm.. ok.'

Then when we get there it's 'hey mom can i have $20.. please?', and she gives me $20 then i go get fucked up. :rofl:

[Azrael]

^The Japanese version? It looked kinda new to me.

But it's been a loooooooooooooooooooong time since I've ventured into Japanese pron. For good reason. :wasted:

[Rico!]

how often do you change AVs phae?

[phae]

how often do you change AVs phae?

Seriously? Almost every day. :lol:

I like to keep things new and interesting.

[1]

Seriously? Almost every day. :lol:

I like to keep things new and interesting.

Is that a real card to a game? Cause that would be the best card to have. Ever.

[arcticninja]

defs not

[phae]

It's definately not a real Magic the Gathering card.

[Dan?]

I remember, maaaaaaany moons ago, when I played magic, they had this set called Unglued. All the cards were basically making fun of Magic itself. My favorite is still 'The Cheese Stands Alone':

http://www.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/The_Cheese_Stands_Alone.jpg

[phae]

Today was the start of my super awesome para para workout routine (it sounds dumb, but when you're dancing for an hour and a half in boots that weigh a good 5 lbs each, it fucking adds up..)

I'm suprised at how cheesy this fucking music actually gets.. japan does not fail to dissapoint in the cheesy music department. Jesus fucking christ, this music is made for AM workout on cable.. it's that high energy.. I imagined some ganguro girl in a kigirumin outfit drinking 3 gallons of starbucks and running around crazy. That's the visual image this music gives me.

Edit: My favorite Unglued card is Knights of the Hokey Pokey. Either that, or the one that had denimwalking. :lol:

[Diirt_Kiicker]

Then when we get there it's 'hey mom can i have $20.. please?', and she gives me $20 then i go get fucked up. :rofl:

haha, this is mos def some funny shit. I mean, when parents aid their child in altering their mindstate, or destroying it.......I cant help but crack the fuck up. And it seems this happens more w/ chicks then dudes. Like, just yesterday my boss was telling me how these chicks he knew and kicked it w/ smoked crack. Their parents didnt support them, they were actually the type that was controll freaks. Plus, these are not your everyday hood ratz, nore are they black, these hoes are pretty close to being dime pieces(according to my high standard)dime pieces yall..................AND THEY SMOKE CRACK!!!!!! I believe this is caused by either to lil or to much involvment in the childs youth. But, whatever.......its like that old black women sad on the Churchs chicken commercials.................."Gotta love it"

Speaking of Dime Pieces.....I want one. Yet, I allways ponder, does a gaming nerd truely ever have a chance at one??? Damnit, I want a Diiiiiimmme, thats top of da line....cute face, little waiste and a big behind, I want a Diiiiiimme!!!!!!

[phae]

haha, this is mos def some funny shit. I mean, when parents aid their child in altering their mindstate, or destroying it.......I cant help but crack the fuck up. And it seems this happens more w/ chicks then dudes. Like, just yesterday my boss was telling me how these chicks he knew and kicked it w/ smoked crack. Their parents didnt support them, they were actually the type that was controll freaks. Plus, these are not your everyday hood ratz, nore are they black, these hoes are pretty close to being dime pieces(according to my high standard)dime pieces yall..................AND THEY SMOKE CRACK!!!!!! I believe this is caused by either to lil or to much involvment in the childs youth. But, whatever.......its like that old black women sad on the Churchs chicken commercials.................."Gotta love it"

Speaking of Dime Pieces.....I want one. Yet, I allways ponder, does a gaming nerd truely ever have a chance at one??? Damnit, I want a Diiiiiimmme, thats top of da line....cute face, little waiste and a big behind, I want a Diiiiiimme!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

My mom knows i'm very respectful to my body, and I always take care of it after any sort of chemical experience. The key to drugs (especially "rave" drugs) is moderation, and alot of people don't know about that.. but yeah.

Me and my mom rave together. :lol:

[JackTenrac!]

I didn't remember that indians used to live in Africa. They still do, in lovely lady form.

[Million]

damnnnn Mariah STILL looks delicious. I'm seeing her new video for the first time on BET now....she looks so fuckin hot in the kneesocks and the gym shorts...she definitely has not lost it.

So I tried to wear my contacts today, and my eyes felt like they were on FIRE...so naturally, I took them out...I tried again at lunchtime, and it o nly got worse...so now I apparently have a scratch or something on my eye, and of course, I may have to see an eye specialist or something....all because I felt like wearing the goddamn contacts today. Again, Fuck you, world. Fuck everything.

[ethnic_scrap]

damnnnn Mariah STILL looks delicious. I'm seeing her new video for the first time on BET now....she looks so fuckin hot in the kneesocks and the gym shorts...she definitely has not lost it.


Co-sign

Again, Fuck you, world. Fuck everything.

And co-sign again.

[phae]

them chickens are ash and i'm lotion

Mariah Carey is tops.

[Ender120]

How do I buy premium?

[Airthrow]

I just beat Shenmue II today, I am probably the biggest Shenmue fan ever. I beat the first one about 8 times, I played through Shenmue II as fast as I could so that I could take my time exploring the next....7 times I beat the game. It's such a beautiful work of art, I can see why not everyone would like it as much as I do, but it's a true labor of love. Hopefully it comes out on next gen systems. :sad:

damnnnn Mariah STILL looks delicious. I'm seeing her new video for the first time on BET now....she looks so fuckin hot in the kneesocks and the gym shorts...she definitely has not lost it.

So I tried to wear my contacts today, and my eyes felt like they were on FIRE...so naturally, I took them out...I tried again at lunchtime, and it o nly got worse...so now I apparently have a scratch or something on my eye, and of course, I may have to see an eye specialist or something....all because I felt like wearing the goddamn contacts today. Again, Fuck you, world. Fuck everything.

Are you new to wearing contacts? Pretty much my eyes feel like seething galactus-tier cosmic fire when I put my contacts in, and I just have to tough it out every day for about two minutes until I can't even feel they're there anymore. You get used to it.

[Dan?]

damnnnn Mariah STILL looks delicious. I'm seeing her new video for the first time on BET now....she looks so fuckin hot in the kneesocks and the gym shorts...she definitely has not lost it.

So I tried to wear my contacts today, and my eyes felt like they were on FIRE...so naturally, I took them out...I tried again at lunchtime, and it o nly got worse...so now I apparently have a scratch or something on my eye, and of course, I may have to see an eye specialist or something....all because I felt like wearing the goddamn contacts today. Again, Fuck you, world. Fuck everything.

I once got a scratch on my right eye and had to go around for a few days like a sad pirate who lost his eyepatch. I know your pain, fell eye-ite.

[Million]

nope, I've had contacts for years now...but they've never hurt my eyes this much. Fortunately though....my eye feels reasonably "ok" for now...and I just checked, and that scratch or whatever it was on my eye appers to be gone already. I might be done with contacts forever after this. This just really pissed me off...since all I wanted to do was some simple shit, like wear contacts to go for my other "look" today.

*once again I am in the mood for a Freschetta's. Really, if nutrition weren't an issue at all...I would seriously eat pizza every day forever....with the occasional calzone for "variety".

haha...this bad movie on BET is hilarious...dude just laid some serious smack down on this broad...

haha...E40 is in this movie...the same dude that just smacked the girl...he just did an incredibly sloppy attempt on E40's character's life. Dumbass stood OUTSIDE the barbershop with a shotgun, blasting wildly. I love bad gangsta movies....and bad movies in general. It's always amusing in so many ways.

[Azrael]

Eh, I sometimes have problems with contacts too. It happens from time to time. Sometimes the contact itself gets scratched or chipped, and that hurts like hell.

I've never played Kingdom Hearts. Should I?

[Panicked]

Eh, I sometimes have problems with contacts too. It happens from time to time. Sometimes the contact itself gets scratched or chipped, and that hurts like hell.

I've never played Kingdom Hearts. Should I?

Yes, it is a very good game.

School sucks!

[Yansoma]

Keep you fucking head moving so you don't get tagged by the 15 year old Rican kid 4 times in a row again. Luckily he hit like a little girly and you could counter him - LUCKILY.

[Azrael]

Oh my God...this dude got owned SO HORT it hurts just thinking about it.

http://girlfriendpranksboyfriend.ytmnd.com/

[Rico!]

-Fatal Frame 2's [bad] ending was sad....yet unsatisfying at the same time. Screw this game.

-I got rejected by a girl today. *sigh* its so hard to find a girl that meets my standards (personality wise). Oh well, i'll just wait another 4+ years for the 'right' one. I'm probably going to enlist in the army soon, so maybe i'll die before then. who knows.

-Crazy people on the trains are funny.

-trying a new hairstyle tomorrow. Horay.

-I've had the same damn song on repeat for over an hour. "Caught me running" by Jaimy & Kenny D. it has something to do with my current girl problem. I like this trance music.

-@Az: Hahaha that shit is too good.

-Fuck it!

[monbaby]

I just beat Shenmue II today, I am probably the biggest Shenmue fan ever. I beat the first one about 8 times, I played through Shenmue II as fast as I could so that I could take my time exploring the next....7 times I beat the game. It's such a beautiful work of art, I can see why not everyone would like it as much as I do, but it's a true labor of love. Hopefully it comes out on next gen systems. :sad:







I myself love shenmue...

I never understood why people loved GTA instead of this game...

I never finished Shenmue II because i have too much games though...

Anyways i think i saw a thread back in the day saying Shenmue 3 would be an online game or something...

[arcticninja]

Oh my God...this dude got owned SO HORT it hurts just thinking about it.

http://girlfriendpranksboyfriend.ytmnd.com/


PWND!

[Mechanica]

Anyways i think i saw a thread back in the day saying Shenmue 3 would be an online game or something...
Cancelled and the Shenmue series is basically fucked. Sorry. :sad:

I met a fighting game nerd/ex-SRKer on Diablo this morning, it was awesome. My Druid's name was AegisReflector and he was like "LOL Urien is gay" or something and I was like "lol tier whore" 'cause he said his Ken was cooler but he turned out to not be a douche or anything. His username was BeastCoast. :lol:

[phae]

Cancelled and the Shenmue series is basically fucked. Sorry. :sad:

I met a fighting game nerd/ex-SRKer on Diablo this morning, it was awesome. My Druid's name was AegisReflector and he was like "LOL Urien is gay" or something and I was like "lol tier whore" 'cause he said his Ken was cooler but he turned out to not be a douche or anything. His username was BeastCoast. :lol:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ender120]

How do I buy premium?



Seriously.

[maxx]

Seriously.

1. go into user cp

2.go to left side click on paid subscriptions

3.you should know wut to do.

[Ender120]

1. go into user cp

2.go to left side click on paid subscriptions

3.you should know wut to do.


Thanks, I'm a retard.

[JackTenrac!]

-I got rejected by a girl today. *sigh* its so hard to find a girl that meets my standards (personality wise). Oh well, i'll just wait another 4+ years for the 'right' one. I'm probably going to enlist in the army soon, so maybe i'll die before then. who knows.


- Two words....David DeAngelo?

- Somehow, it all makes sense when you're tired.

- I have witnessed a love triangle between two of my friends on this indian african woman whose button cute. Two friends: one dealt with her and the other...wrote a two pager describing his undying affection for her. All I get is the drunken side of everything from the woman herself on New Years Day, which was funny to hear when she described it.Not much of mythologist, but getting to know the crew I'd possibly hang out with for the next 10-20 years could have been the aim for actually giving a damn... Something straight out of Square Enix. Hoping I knew about it sooner, that way I could tell them to solve the problem with a good 6 rounds of 3S or SI for the DC for the right to date her sweetness.

Whoever loses, loses the right to take the girl, which would result in the best match action they'd ever produce.

One of them was a 13th placer in a tourney sponsored by/mentioned in SRK, and the other is a hobo Ryu made black and with a bad accent, so we're looking at a pretty good chance of top-teir-black-on-black guy/pixel-blood-shed.

- I realized that we still had Ray, so I'll take a gander tommora.

- Bromwell is craziness. I must've seen the Keisha's In Love ep about a dozen times and I still die from doing so. English writers to Flash cartoons. Tea and crumpet killers make good cookies.

- Fighting Game ninja are quite the characters...always in/out. Funny how Mai doesn't have the ability to dissappear on a whim, yet she could change clothes quickly. Caught the first episode of KOF:AD, with a dissappointed look on my face in regards to the short span of time. Not much went on besides the fire that just showed up out of nowhere, including a red-headed stranger who probably dissappeared after the blaze of Ryuu Enbu. I.G. seems to like producing great work with small amounts of presentation time these days. It left me wanting more, especially more of the reason why Iori had difficulty with Soiree. He'd hell bash Duck King, but stumbles over Soiree?

- Night.

- this went well.

[Lantis]

-I got rejected by a girl today. *sigh* its so hard to find a girl that meets my standards (personality wise). Oh well, i'll just wait another 4+ years for the 'right' one. I'm probably going to enlist in the army soon, so maybe i'll die before then. who knows.


WAKE ME UP....WHEN SEPTEMBER EEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS! :sad:

[ethnic_scrap]

<- Girl problems. Damn I am a fucking idiot.

[maxx]

WAKE ME UP....WHEN SEPTEMBER EEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS! :sad:

fuck u..ur your not going to change the song

CRAWWWWLLLIINNNGGG INN MYYY SKIIIINN!!!

[phae]

fuck u..ur your not going to change the song

CRAWWWWLLLIINNNGGG INN MYYY SKIIIINN!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Why did that make me laugh so HORD... that i spit.. crystal lite into my lap. :(

[Rokusho]

Oh my God...this dude got owned SO HORT it hurts just thinking about it.

http://girlfriendpranksboyfriend.ytmnd.com/

Damn he got fucked.

[Airthrow]

My GF is going to the doctor tommorow to find out if she has scoliosis, I feel all manner of fucked up right now.

[FistsofFury]

Oh my God...this dude got owned SO HORT it hurts just thinking about it.

http://girlfriendpranksboyfriend.ytmnd.com/


Fucking owned.

You know what? Honestly nowadays with my experience if there's a guy and a girl who have been going out for years and he is still acting like they've been going together for a few months (you know the whole 'impress the shit out of girlie to make her fall in love with you') then he's hiding something.

A quote:

"Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper."

-Helen Rowland

I think it applies to couples who have been dating for years also. I've noticed that after a certain point men usually get really damn comfortable. I'm guilty of it too. They get complacent and settled with their old lady and stop doing the whole 'gotta get them drawers/the more noble "get her to love me"' jive. And they are just the person. And it seems to me that is where the most problems come from.

I need to take more time to realize just how great my lady is, and how much I love her. I know I wouldn't kill myself or any shit like that if she left me. But there would be a hole in my soul for a good minute. She's my first. First real love, first person I ever had sex with. Even if we broke up I can't imagine us not being friends. If we ever broke up I can't imagine dating anyone else for more than a couple months before getting bored as hell.

Hey guys, let's not turn into the complacent husbands that take their better halves for granted too quickly. I'm going to fight not to.


fuck u..ur your not going to change the song

CRAWWWWLLLIINNNGGG INN MYYY SKIIIINN!!!


The new ANGST theme is and has been for a few months:

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window,
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey
But your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad

[Azrael]

^That's way too happy to be the ANGST! theme. Linkin Park still wins.

And the EMO theme is "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!" Thankfully we haven't had to use it on SRK too much yet.

I've been with my gf for about 6 months now...I try to treat her nice every once in a while, show her I appreciate her. I really do, she's been taking care of me really good while I was down with the broken collarbone. It's easy to appreciate her, because the last gf was a hellspawned devil and this one's an angel.

Airthrow: I hope things work out for you and your gf.

[phae]

My GF is going to the doctor tommorow to find out if she has scoliosis, I feel all manner of fucked up right now.

:(

I will say a word or two to whichever G-d I believe in this week for her.. :sweat: Hope everything turns up alright.

So.. today was an interesting day in Lindegard (my town in the Sims 2)..

I have a sim that's basically me. Her name is Phae, just like me. And she wears clothes just like me. she even has my hip and bust ratio, but not my waist one because i can't configure that in the sims. She's on the knowledge aspiration, as well. Meaning she's a bookworm. She sits on the PC talking on AIM for social interaction, and she studies alot. She's a great cook, like me (but she's in a science field because of her aspiration, i'm gonna make a custom chef job eventually!)

So yeah. Here is little ol' me, in the Sims 2.

I created my fiance. Instead of having him be black like he should be (I'm REALLY picky about skins, and all of the darker male skins were too light or too reddish? Made him look.. not jamaican. I need a dark, dark male skin.), I gave him the japanese tattoo skin I found, which is cool. He's got crazy yakuza tattoos now. :lol: But he's a romance aspiration, which means he's constantly trying to fuck other sims. I mean seriously, he's a walking horndog.

There's also this model looking dollgirl in my town. Her name's Porcelana. She looks kind of like a fucking Super Dollfie, which is a doll i've been after to get someone to get customized for me for a GOOD minute. But anyway, she's this tall, skinny goth lolita girl with no tits and no ass. Pale, brown slightly curly hair with red underneath. Some freckles, and shiny blue eyes. She's a popular type, and she is ALWAYS throwing parties.

She calls my sim, and invites me over for a party. I go, and it turns out that right then and there, she proposes to my fiance's sim.. and he accepts. Next thing you know she's pregnant and he KILLS HIMSELF. I swear to god, my fiance's sim KILLED HIMSELF IN A FIRE.

Porcelana survived with the unborn child :rofl:, but my FIANCE'S SIM WAS AN EMO CUNT.

That's what he gets for not marrying me ingame :lol:.

[archetype]

HAHA funny ass story lol.

[phae]

HAHA funny ass story lol.

He totally deserved it. I was gonna hack the game apart and make him drown, but he fucking killed himself in a fire, with some doll looking popular bitch.

The smart girls never get the guys :sad:

[Jappo]

Why the fuck have I been watching ESPN for the past 3 hours?!? It's the same shit every 30 minutes!

phae, who started the fire?

[phae]

Why the fuck have I been watching ESPN for the past 3 hours?!? It's the same shit every 30 minutes!

phae, who started the fire?

He did.

There was pizza on the table and his ass decided to cook.

In the sims, you NEVER have them cook unless they are pretty proficient in cooking. My cooking is maxed, Phae eats Lobster. my fiance's cooking is at like, a 2.

So he cooked, and started a fire.

[TehNewGuy]

Hi Phae!

[FistsofFury]

I was in my car doing a delivery today and I was wondering:

If I posted up my phone number in this thread would anyone call me.

I'm interested to hear what some of you guy's voices sound like.

[phae]

I was in my car doing a delivery today and I was wondering:

If I posted up my phone number in this thread would anyone call me.

I'm interested to hear what some of you guy's voices sound like.


I'd call. definately. I love calling people. I've spoken on the phone to Ducky, RoninChaos and to ParryPerson.. calling people rules.

[FistsofFury]

ishothesherifs: I want this item on Ebay bad but I can't get it until I get my check! And by the time I get the check then put it in teh bank to buy the item the auction will be up!
-TehNewGuy-: lol
-TehNewGuy-: when do you get your check?
ishothesherifs: I think I'm gonna proposition Jason to cop it for me and I pay him back + 10 bucks
ishothesherifs: Friday
ishothesherifs: Can't deposit that ish till Monday
-TehNewGuy-: dood, bid on that shit!
ishothesherifs: the auction ends in 5 days!
-TehNewGuy-: they dont know you're broke
-TehNewGuy-: you dont have to pay as soon as you win
ishothesherifs: and there's the 'buy now' option that is calling me
-TehNewGuy-: just wait until the 5th day
-TehNewGuy-: then bid
-TehNewGuy-: like during the last 30seconds of the auction
-TehNewGuy-: to make sure you get it
ishothesherifs: ok..if the bidding goes higher than the 'buy now' does the buy now just switch to the higher price?
ishothesherifs: Cause I do NOT want to get owned by snipers
-TehNewGuy-: im not too sure lol
-TehNewGuy-: I dont think so

Can anyone clear this up?

Cell: 248-752-1211

Talk to the fists of fury!

[Cisco]

Ok, this is a weird question but i would really appreciate the replies. So please, respond to my post (relivant-ly that is)...

Anyway, i've been thinking ahead. The future. Way way ahead... about being a father... now, don't get me wrong, i'm not going to impregnate a girl any time soon. I just broke up with my girl last month. What i'm dreaming about is the kids i'll have. When i get married and when i reach the stage of building a family; i would really like to have boy and girl twins (i mostly want a set of twins the third time my wife will deliver).

Now, in my family-tree, having twins is herditary - it skips a generation in each family. My Mom has a twin sister, so there is a possibility that i, my siblings, or my cousins will have a pair of twins. My mom's cousin has a set of girl twins (my second cousins)... blah blah. As you can see, my family has a history with having female twins.

Now, medical science pretty much has evolved, and i know my knowledge of the newest discoveries (stuff like that) is not near 30%. Is their a way to increase the chances of me being a father of boy and girl twins? Is there something; a method; or just something to increase the chance of my future wife (hopefully an Alba look-a-like) giving birth to boy-girl twins? I remember reading about Yam's; there is a theory that there is a certain chemical in the yams that helps the women have twins or something like that.

I pretty much have it all in my head. I want six kids, 4 girls and two boys. i don't know why, but it's a big goal, this is nearly the first time i'm looking forward and wishing shit like this.

[9TNine]

ishothesherifs: I want this item on Ebay bad but I can't get it until I get my check! And by the time I get the check then put it in teh bank to buy the item the auction will be up!
-TehNewGuy-: lol
-TehNewGuy-: when do you get your check?
ishothesherifs: I think I'm gonna proposition Jason to cop it for me and I pay him back + 10 bucks
ishothesherifs: Friday
ishothesherifs: Can't deposit that ish till Monday
-TehNewGuy-: dood, bid on that shit!
ishothesherifs: the auction ends in 5 days!
-TehNewGuy-: they dont know you're broke
-TehNewGuy-: you dont have to pay as soon as you win
ishothesherifs: and there's the 'buy now' option that is calling me
-TehNewGuy-: just wait until the 5th day
-TehNewGuy-: then bid
-TehNewGuy-: like during the last 30seconds of the auction
-TehNewGuy-: to make sure you get it
ishothesherifs: ok..if the bidding goes higher than the 'buy now' does the buy now just switch to the higher price?
ishothesherifs: Cause I do NOT want to get owned by snipers
-TehNewGuy-: im not too sure lol
-TehNewGuy-: I dont think so

Can anyone clear this up?

Cell: 248-752-1211

Talk to the fists of fury!


"When it's part of an auction-style listing, the Buy It Now option is only shown on listings until an item receives its first bid, or, for a Reserve Price Auction, when the reserve is met."

In short, when someone bids on the item that option will disappear.

-9

[Million]

y'know...that "Gone 'til November" song from Wyclef was a horrid, rancid piece of pitiful shit. I hated that song with such passion back then...my feelings have not changed now. I still think it's garbage.

Beast Wars is on G4 now for some reason. I'm still not with the rest of the TF fanbase on this issue. Beast Wars still doesn't count as Transformers for me. I couldn't get over the fact that the characters looked damn stupid, and it was a complete change from the whole vehicles/objects concept.
heh, at first I thought this was another commercial for a random videogame design community college, because the 3d looks that cheesy by today's standards.

*Because life loves to shit on my face, it appears that the scar on my eye has RETURNED. Obviously Life allowed me to get happy and complacent, just to break my hopes again....to make sure this hurt me on a psychological level as well as physical. Again, fuck you world. I still want to launch this entire planet into the sun.

[Dasrik]

It's really liberating the day you realize that God isn't going to get you for having bad thoughts about others.

[Mechanica]

Man, high school is so awesome, and full of wonderful people, wonderful learning experiences and relevant, helpful work sometimes. Oh, and it definitely doesn't start too early.

[maxx]

-ok g4 must be in all sorts of trouble cause its like syndication hell at the moment....beast wars? start trek? wtf? random tier..g4 for random tier...who runs that place a damn channel flicking monkey?

-wtf i'm gone for two weeks and you bastards wanna change the emo song..hellz no..it is crawling in my skin.

[Lantis]

I'd call. definately. I love calling people. I've spoken on the phone to Ducky, RoninChaos and to ParryPerson.. calling people rules.

The question is, would you call beyond the borders?

I have an online friend who actually called me despite me being in Mexico. It was kinda unexpected. We lasted about 8 minutes before her cell battery died down. :rolleyes:

Pretty crazy shit. :looney: But to my credit, I have a very deep voice. :sweat:

[maxx]

The question is, would you call beyond the borders?

I have an online friend who actually called me despite me being in Mexico. It was kinda unexpected. We lasted about 8 minutes before her cell battery died down. :rolleyes:

Pretty crazy shit. :looney: But to my credit, I have a very deep voice. :sweat:

ya know it took me till about 2 years ago to realize i have a deep voice. I always assumed people were joking when they said shit like that. I hit puberty at like 14 and i just realize now at 21 i got the steriotypical deep black voice lol.

[phae]

The question is, would you call beyond the borders?

I have an online friend who actually called me despite me being in Mexico. It was kinda unexpected. We lasted about 8 minutes before her cell battery died down. :rolleyes:

Pretty crazy shit. :looney: But to my credit, I have a very deep voice. :sweat:

I've called Canada before, does that count? If that doesn't work, I have a headset and Skype, which is always on.

[Adam Warlock]

Hmmm. random phone conversation. Sure. Why not.

[Diirt_Kiicker]

Im gonna bring back the Jerry Curl.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Im gonna bring back the Jerry Curl.

And fail miserably at it.

Hope you've got laugh insurance.

[maxx]

Im gonna bring back the Jerry Curl.

i saw a brazilian dude the other day with a fuckin jerry curl.

[Nemesis00]

The porn I got for Christmas sucks. It's just a bunch of chicks licking themselves. No penetration. No guys. No fun.

[phae]

i saw a brazilian dude the other day with a fuckin jerry curl.


Bwahahahhaaaa :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I make fun of the Jheri Curl folks all the time..

it's not as bad as when I was in east new york for thanksgiving a few years back.. peeped a guy in a yellow and black MC Hammer Suit. Yea, that's right. Genie pants, suit top with huge shoulderpads. In yellow and black.

and he had the black leather africa medallion, if i recall.

.. i was trying so hard not to laugh.

[TehNewGuy]

Have you ever seen Only the Strong? These two guys were rockin there Jerry Curls HARD in that movie.

[arcticninja]

The porn I got for Christmas sucks. It's just a bunch of chicks licking themselves. No penetration. No guys. No fun.


so.....

you enjoy seeing naked men do you?

[maxx]

Bwahahahhaaaa :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I make fun of the Jheri Curl folks all the time..

it's not as bad as when I was in east new york for thanksgiving a few years back.. peeped a guy in a yellow and black MC Hammer Suit. Yea, that's right. Genie pants, suit top with huge shoulderpads. In yellow and black.

and he had the black leather africa medallion, if i recall.

.. i was trying so hard not to laugh.


you sure this wasn't halloween?

[phae]

you sure this wasn't halloween?

it was thanksgiving. I remember that fact because then i was walking to my (then)boyfriend's grandmother's house. That was some damn good food..

[maxx]

it was thanksgiving. I remember that fact because then i was walking to my (then)boyfriend's grandmother's house. That was some damn good food..

i'm starting to believe grandmothers are genetically installed with a cooking device. I mean i have never heard of a grandmother not being able to cook. A mother maybe but never a gradnmother..i think once they hit 60 it comes online.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Today has been the laziest day ever.

I won't even wash my hair. I'm feeling that lazy today. It was even a stretch to lug myself out of the shower.

Yawn.

I want to go to bed.

[Dan?]

I'm at work right now and still have yet to eat anything at all today. I think I'ma order a pizza. IRL! You think I'm joking?! I WILL DESTROY YOU IRLNESS!

[Roxie]

i'm starting to believe grandmothers are genetically installed with a cooking device. I mean i have never heard of a grandmother not being able to cook. A mother maybe but never a gradnmother..i think once they hit 60 it comes online.
My grandmother doesn't cook. I don't know if she can.

All I know is that when she last tried to make coleslaw, she forgot to drain the relish and it ended up soupy.

My sister, however, cooks the best out of anyone, like ever. Seriously. People who think they don't like something, she makes it, they love it.

[Nemesis00]

so.....

you enjoy seeing naked men do you?
Nope. I just enjoy watching women get a good plowing. Bitches weren't even wearing strap-ons.

[Diirt_Kiicker]

^U C???? Its back. In actuallity, it didnt realy go anywere. Eazy-E rocked one till the late '90's. My uncle had one for decades till he went to jail a couple of years ago. I just want to have the longest one in existence, like, a new world record or something. Then, i can walk around and throw my hair back like those white girls do, and throw Jerry Curl juice everywere. Oh, not to mention I'd be the largest human fire hazard.

[Rico!]

-lol my whining got some funny ass responses. Well i'm done being sad now. Now i'm just pissed as hell. Little did i know this girls best friend is the known as the biggest fucking cock blocker ever. Fuck it.

-Anyone have any funny bum stories? I was on the train yesterday and saw this guy who just kept talking to himself, and every now and then he would hold his hands out (as if he was trying to hold back a dog from biting his face) and made this loud hissing sound. After that he start talking to himself and repeat it all over again. No one in the train could hold in their laughter. When the train stopped at my station, he fell flat on his face on the floor. He didnt even hold his hands out. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Murt!]

Please prank call this number. 323 683 1920. It's my older brother's cell.

[Million]

I'm currently leading on Jeopardy, 3600 into the first commercial break!

"Fire Island" sounds really, really gay.

*I took a serious, POWER Dump™ immediately when I got home today. 2-flusher.

*whoah...marriage proposal right on Jeopardy today! She said yes...they're old(middle-aged)...so I'll give it about 6 years. I'd say that's a generous estimation. If it were young people...I'd say it would be over in 2 or 3 years.

Gunstar SuperHeroes was perfect lunchbreak gaming material today.

I have acquired the "xboxLive kid yelling about chocolate milk" video, finally. YES, this is probably the funniest game-related thing ever posted on the net... yeah, I'm pretty sure it is. What else comes close to the chocolate milk kid? I dare anyone to mention something game-related that surpasses this.

[maxx]

haha my vs thread made it past one page longer than i thought it would.

[Airthrow]

Did anyone call you, FoF?? My cell # for random SRKers: 253-217-0692


I have acquired the "xboxLive kid yelling about chocolate milk" video, finally. YES, this is probably the funniest game-related thing ever posted on the net... yeah, I'm pretty sure it is. What else comes close to the chocolate milk kid? I dare anyone to mention something game-related that surpasses this.

The "My bazooka!" vid on counterstrike is pretty fucking hilarious, and I don't even play CS.

[Murt!]

Does anyone want to help fund the "hire a hitman to asassinate the people who are behind the "Kidz Bop" cd's association"?

[Million]

^I'll have to check that out...I've actually never heard of it. I would make a simple avatar of some snapshots I took of the chocolatemilk kid video, but I'm loving my current UC2Brock av too much right now.

*it's just so funny...I'm crackin up just thinking about it...the kid's character is standing there with the calm look on his face, but the lips move to whatever the player says...so you see this soldier with a calm look on his face,(*another player zoomed in) screaming and cursing in a 12-year old's pre-pube voice about some chocolate milk.

screen-cap :rofl: :

[phae]

I read V is for Vendetta. It was delicious.

Tomorrow I recap Sandman, since i haven't read it in a few years.

[FistsofFury]

Did anyone call you, FoF?? My cell # for random SRKers: 253-217-0692

The "My bazooka!" vid on counterstrike is pretty fucking hilarious, and I don't even play CS.


Nope not one SRKer gave me a buzz.

I love the CS video where the kid calls tech support talking about how he can't aim and ends up crying.

[Million]

How did I miss the greatness that is Pat Benatar's "Invincible"? I was around for the entire 80s. I know of Pat Benatar. I know about most pop culture things in the 80s...but somehow Invincible slipped by me completely. I never once heard it until the recent I Luv the 80s series....and now as a fad on ytmnd.com. It's like Pat made the song just recently, lke 2005....but then went in a time machine and inserted it into the 80s timeline....but somehow this got applied to everyone's memories except me. Well, I got it now thanks to Lime...which is surprising sine limewire sucks so much these days...I can barely get anything off there now. It's always "Need more Sources", or whatever. And fuck torrents. That's some slow ass bullshit...I really don't see how people tolerate that. I've never had a torrent go anywhere near as fast as when I was getting anything off Napster back in the day or Limewire when it was actually useful.

-even in today's crap job market...you could not seriously pay me to be a coal miner. I only hear bad things about that position...like y'know....DYING. Sorry, but any job where my chances of dying increase dramatically is not cool with me. I may hate this world in many ways...but I happen to enjoy existing. Even something like being a police officer....it really sounds like a great, interesting job to me...if only I could get around the whole "dying thing", heh.

-UC2--rejected a sniper headshot last night. DAMN I wish I had it on tape. Dude was trying to snipe me from halfway across the map, but I spotted him, and was occasionally taking a shot at him while fighting another opponent up close....he kept sniping, so perhaps he didn't know that I already knew his position....he tried 2 more times I think...then I rejected the next shot. A headshot-rejection is one of the most beautiful things ever in the history of competitive gaming.

[kcxj]

http://www.vgonetwork.com/media/data//evo2k5/evo2k582.jpg

only cute girl i've seen in all the evo pics.
There she is. Not sure if the picture gives her full justice or not, but this girl was so :lovin: :lovin: in person... Although I wasn't acting like a complete sissy, scared that she might catch me looking at her, I was a loser (and possibly gay) to not be able to muster up the courage to go talk. I smiled, she smiled back, and yeah, that's all that is and ever was. I regret it now, but I'm happy I haven't acted lame like that with the other girls I've met in my life since then. Does anybody know who she is so I can get some closure though? She had a "PMS Clan" T-shirt on in case that helps.

[JackTenrac!]

There she is. Not sure if the picture gives her full justice or not, but this girl was so :lovin: :lovin: in person... Although I wasn't acting like a complete sissy, scared that she might catch me looking at her, I was a loser (and possibly gay) to not be able to muster up the courage to go talk. I smiled, she smiled back, and yeah, that's all that is and ever was. I regret it now, but I'm happy I haven't acted lame like that with the other girls I've met in my life since then. Does anybody know who she is so I can get some closure though? She had a "PMS Clan" T-shirt on in case that helps.

**Looks at pic.**

:rofl:...no worries. We ALL get stuck.

[Azrael]

Last weekend I got to go to an arcade for the first time in a long while. Despite my skills being rusty, I managed to kick off the standing Ryu player on A3, and held my own for a few battles. God I still love A3 - one of the best games ever made.

I noticed Guilty Gear XX Slash had been released as well. I didn't get a chance to take a good look at it. I wanted to play, but knew I'd get murdered HARD if I did. I was never even that good in #Reload.

I kind of miss fighting games. I don't play (in general) nearly as much as I used to. There's nothing like the thrill of taking on a strong opponent. Playing at one of the best arcades in Japan (a-cho) has it's ups and downs...I mean fighting against the guys whose match videos people back home study is cool, but it's no fun losing either. But I don't exactly have the time to devote to keeping up with them. I wish they were a little bit less damn good sometimes. Or there were more buddies around here I could fight with.

[FistsofFury]

Any tips on calling in sick at the job? I have to work at 11:20 and I just called. So glad boss lady didn't answer the phone so I left a message and made sure to sniffle and blow my nose during it.

Hope it works.

[arcticninja]

The key to calling in sick is to show up when you're *actually* sick. That way if they ever question you, you say "remember that time I came in when I was sick? Well, it was *worse* than that".

[FistsofFury]

The key to calling in sick is to show up when you're *actually* sick. That way if they ever question you, you say "remember that time I came in when I was sick? Well, it was *worse* than that".


Lol I plan to do that. I'm glad I work at a food place too. They don't want a sickie around the food/customers.

I feel like I got a sick day card when I came in on New Year's Eve when everyone else was out getting smashed. Damnit.

And yes it worked. Boss called back (I didn't answer) and she was like "Yeah we don't need you so don't come in if you are sick. We don't want you working if you are sick."

VICTOLY!!

[Azrael]

^That's what I usually do.

I go in and cough a lot, and make myself look really contagious. ...They can never send me home fast enough.

[sixtymhz]

I don't even go in.
I send an email and leave a voice message.

Then I go back to installing my new roof.

[arcticninja]

Hey Az, that Street Fucker thread was priceless :tup:

[Azrael]

Thanks. I figured SRK was the one place where everyone would truly understand just how bad this "film" was.

Maybe next year they can show it at EVO.

[Slide]

This arab guy sitting by the computer next to me smells like armpit and must.

He better stop moving around.

Azrael: I agree that A3 is one of the best fighting games, and games ever. A-Guy, V-Mika, V-Sodom.

[Airthrow]

Whatever happened to that Japanese player "chikyuu Sodom"?

[Carpet Lint]

So I watched Brokeback Mountain with my girlfriend.

I think I'll write about it later.

If I could choose one word to describe this movie, could you guess what it would be?

[Adam Warlock]

So I watched Brokeback Mountain with my girlfriend.

I think I'll write about it later.

If I could choose one word to describe this movie, could you guess what it would be?
GAY?

[Ender120]

So I watched Brokeback Mountain with my girlfriend.

I think I'll write about it later.

If I could choose one word to describe this movie, could you guess what it would be?

AROUSING?

[maxx]

dear god i found the easiest job in the world for college student. I met this guy at my friends new years eve party. He works for an internet gaming company that has dreams of crushing gamestop. A very admireable dream, so he offered me a job. I'm still working at stop and shop a grocery store. But i did my first day at the gamestore..their currently out of a warehouse. They sell game parts and games. I can come in whenever i feel like, when i'm available. I get 9 or 10 bucks and hour...shit this job is gold. All i do is sit around and pack gameparts to be mailed out.

they sell the shit off of e-bay. Who knew so many people liked frogger.

[Ender120]

dear god i found the easiest job in the world for college student. I met this guy at my friends new years eve party. He works for an internet gaming company that has dreams of crushing gamestop. A very admireable dream, so he offered me a job. I'm still working at stop and shop a grocery store. But i did my first day at the gamestore..their currently out of a warehouse. They sell game parts and games. I can come in whenever i feel like, when i'm available. I get 9 or 10 bucks and hour...shit this job is gold. All i do is sit around and pack gameparts to be mailed out.

they sell the shit off of e-bay. Who knew so many people liked frogger.

It's all fun and games until they want to pack your gameparts.


Watch your cornhole, maxx.

[maxx]

It's all fun and games until they want to pack your gameparts.


Watch your cornhole, maxx.

haha i'm not afraid, we have a martial arts studio in the same building. you know us martial arts types..we're all tight.

Wow i like the new er..theirs like very few original members left. i like all the new guys.

[Lantis]

So I watched Brokeback Mountain with my girlfriend.

I think I'll write about it later.

If I could choose one word to describe this movie, could you guess what it would be?

VISCANT?

[FistsofFury]

Um...what happened to my weed thread? I've been gone all day.

[Ender120]

Um...what happened to my weed thread? I've been gone all day.



If it's gone, it's probably because Kalypso was complaining in the Mod thread about how his Music thread got shut down because of talk of piracy, but the Weed thread was still going strong, despite talking about illegal stuff.

I didn't see the comparison, as piracy is something done over the internet and his thread was promoting it, while yours was just simple q&a about what kind of weed one smoked and how often, not how to buy or sell it.

But that's fucked, man.

[FistsofFury]

What the fuck? That's shitty.

I QUIT SRK.

*comes right back*

[Ender120]

What the fuck? That's shitty.

I QUIT SRK.

*comes right back*



Good to have you back, man.

[NOBITA KUN]

Well we I do Paintless Dent Repair as a full time job and earlier this week parts of atlanta got hit by a small hailstorm :smile: ao its definitly picked up buisness for me the last couple of days.....plus my boss jus purchased me a new work truck....a freakin GMC CANYON..no cd player till next week though....but man o man is it nice....I really need the extra money november and december hit me preety hard...i havent been able to save any money....i had got into it with my ex wife on new years day that was kinda the wrong thing to do...lastnight I called her and apologized to her....all the things I said were true but rubbing it in her face was me jus trying to bring her down and make me feel better....it felt better after the apology....well damn its like 6:50 a.m here and i gotta be in Woodstock at 7:30....

[EveryFlowerFlow]

Whatever happened to that Japanese player "chikyuu Sodom"?

i wanna know too

[Faight]

This arab guy sitting by the computer next to me smells like armpit and must.

He better stop moving around.

I feel your pain, brother. Today I'm luckily arab-free, but most days it smells like a barn in here.

Do they realize their stench or are they too used to it? I'm buying all of these guys deodorant and body spray and we go through a can of glade in a week. I hope we offend them enough to make them shower before coming to work, or at least do something to cover up the smell.

Worst part is that these guys work inside all day, and right now it's cool out. There is no excuse to have excessive BO on days like this.

[maxx]

note to self...never try to kiss a pride fighter
http://www.youtube.com/w/Never-kiss-the-guy-durning-a-stare-down?v=v-cbSiD66CY&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b

[Adam Warlock]

I feel your pain, brother. Today I'm luckily arab-free, but most days it smells like a barn in here.

Do they realize their stench or are they too used to it? I'm buying all of these guys deodorant and body spray and we go through a can of glade in a week. I hope we offend them enough to make them shower before coming to work, or at least do something to cover up the smell.

Worst part is that these guys work inside all day, and right now it's cool out. There is no excuse to have excessive BO on days like this.
Religion perhaps?

[RaishinX]

so.....

you enjoy seeing naked men do you?

Fucking awesomeness:rofl:

[Slide]

Faight: You should smell the random populated towns.
Smells like jackass ass(hahaha) and trash.

"HEY MISTER, MISTER. PENCIL PENCIL"

The little kids around these towns are hilarious. They fuckin tackle each other for a t-shirt and news papers.

[Rico!]

-So i saw King Kong today....man that was so worth the $11 bucks i paid for it. Some parts were just waaaay too stretched out, but the action made up for it. Guy getting eaten by giant leeches = fucking gross. In fact the whole insect thing had me crawling in my skin.

-Random question: did the Resident Evil games ever have Japanese dubs? (just wondering)

[Ender120]

crawling in my skin.

*snicker*

King Kong was good. I just saw Wedding Crashers again last night and I gotta say:

Rachel Mcadams. That bitch fine than a muthafucka.


<3<3<3

[Million]

dammit Beyonce is on BET right now in some movie...I would probably have an orgasm just from hugging her. Sheeit...I'd be 100% aroused if I could just stand close to her.

*well, I have extra money next paycheck...next week it's time..it's time...for OVERTIME! Oh yeah! Yeah, I'm not even thinking about the crappy hours...I'm just excited about the prospect of a bigger paycheck.

*I made homestyle macaronni/cheese last night, and it came out AWESOME! My mac/cheese powerlevel has ascended...my mac/cheese is already on a comparable level of greatness to that of my mom and aunt. It was so good...I had 2 bowls of the stuff...I have a 3rd bowl leftover right now.

Dr. Phil still reminds me of that dude with the hamburger face on the old Mcdonald's commercials....the sherriff with the cheeseburger head.

That girl in the current Best Buy commercial(*black girl with the cute "Rae Dawn Chong" hairstyle) is seriously fuckable.

DAPHNE DUPLAIX on the new KFC commercial?! (HOT piece of soap opera ass currently on Passions....she also has been naked for Playboy.)

[Murt!]

Dr. Phil still reminds me of that dude with the hamburger face on the old Mcdonald's commercials....the sherriff with the cheeseburger head.


Mayor McCheese, do you mean?

[maxx]

I officially am working for the footclan. Seriously..remember ninjas turtles 1 where all the kids worked out of a warehouse repackeging stuff and all things shady. I am doing exactly that...we buy used and damaged goods from bestbuy and resell them on e-bay.

i am working for the muthafuckin footclan.

[ethnic_scrap]

I officially am working for the footclan. Seriously..remember ninjas turtles 1 where all the kids worked out of a warehouse repackeging stuff and all things shady. I am doing exactly that...we buy used and damaged goods from bestbuy and resell them on e-bay.

i am working for the muthafuckin footclan.

ROFL :rofl:

[Airthrow]

note to self...never try to kiss a pride fighter
http://www.youtube.com/w/Never-kiss-the-guy-durning-a-stare-down?v=v-cbSiD66CY&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b

Heath couldn't really cut it in Pride so he's K-1 now. "He tried to kiss me like a homosexual! I'm not gay! I'm not gay!" :rofl:

[1]

note to self...never try to kiss a pride fighter
http://www.youtube.com/w/Never-kiss-the-guy-durning-a-stare-down?v=v-cbSiD66CY&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b

Ha! What in sega genesis was that guy thinking!? It didn't even look like he punched him that hard. But I guess it was enough to give the dudes face a "where am i?" look.

[Mark Beast]

well...
my gf is starting to talk about kids. i really don't need to say anymore, you already know, if you're reading this, where this is heading (nowhere good).
basically, she doesn't want to use condoms. she thinks us using condoms and her giving me head/handjobs/titty fucking (to be blunt) is a waste of a load. =/

basically, she reeled me in with bait and now she's going for the kill. now, i want to still have sex with her and be in a relationship with her, i just don't want any beast jr.'s running around at this time.

what is the best way to go about being honest with her? without her being like well fine, i guess we don't have to have sex anymore til marriage or some bullshit like girls are known to pull? thx.

[Dan?]

Girl Problems

Stairs.

[maxx]

well...
my gf is starting to talk about kids. i really don't need to say anymore, you already know, if you're reading this, where this is heading (nowhere good).
basically, she doesn't want to use condoms. she thinks us using condoms and her giving me head/handjobs/titty fucking (to be blunt) is a waste of a load. =/

basically, she reeled me in with bait and now she's going for the kill. now, i want to still have sex with her and be in a relationship with her, i just don't want any beast jr.'s running around at this time.

what is the best way to go about being honest with her? without her being like well fine, i guess we don't have to have sex anymore til marriage or some bullshit like girls are known to pull? thx.

damn every girlfriend talks about kids. I have no idea why...man when i was a senior and dating a junior..she fuckin talked about it...why do women do this.

"Do you think our kids will be pretty"

"do you think i'll make a good mother"

wtf fuck u bitch..err i mean ya you'll make a good mom

i dunno man...ur girl is evil..clearly..no condoms..unless u got that pull out shit down pat. Fuck this girl i used to with...this is the honest to god truth..was down with the pullout shit....but when i told her i was cumming...she wouldn't get off. wtf...and she yells at me. wtf ya bitch sorry you were so into my black dick.

she told me she just got off her period and i was safe...ya right....

second time we were fucking...i fuckin fell for it again..this time i was onto...and she held me muthafuckin down with her claw like nails. and again yells at me.

long story short: she got pregnant...i prayed to god alot...baby didn't make it...:sad: but wut can i do..wasn't meant to be.


i really don't know wut to tell u, besides condoms are a guys best friend.

i really have no problems tellin my private life as long as it helps people out. i never got to see her during 3-4 months she was pregnant due to i was working my ass off to save money and schooling. ya know i never saw her pregnant...just pics..who knows...maybe the kid never existed...maybe it did and she pulled an oc on me and lied..i have no idea.

i may never know...but either way i got off scot free....well until the kid shows up fuckin angry and 18 and 7'1

[Mark Beast]

to be honest i wouldn't mind the pull out method IF it wasn't for precum. my gf's pussy is insanely good, and yeah, i want to try it without a condom, but i definitely remember last year waiting in walmart for a pregnancy test to show some results...worse few minutes EVER. basically the pull out method doesn't work unless you have it down to a science, and i don't. my gf had her period last week is all i know. i would estimate it ended around monday or tuesday.

[Murt!]

snipums

Your avatar is really, REALLY funny.

[Roxie]

So I watched Brokeback Mountain with my girlfriend.

I think I'll write about it later.

If I could choose one word to describe this movie, could you guess what it would be?
I'm waiting!:annoy:

[maxx]

to be honest i wouldn't mind the pull out method IF it wasn't for precum. my gf's pussy is insanely good, and yeah, i want to try it without a condom, but i definitely remember last year waiting in walmart for a pregnancy test to show some results...worse few minutes EVER. basically the pull out method doesn't work unless you have it down to a science, and i don't. my gf had her period last week is all i know. i would estimate it ended around monday or tuesday.

man don't risk that period shit....i did and failed. Unless u got a direct link to god...i apprently do...don't ask..i've always said god would protect me from everything bad...man if this doesn't prove it i dunno wut does.

[Fadedsun303]

man don't risk that period shit....i did and failed. Unless u got a direct link to god...i apprently do...don't ask..i've always said god would protect me from everything bad...man if this doesn't prove it i dunno wut does.

I've had some good luck with this as well. One time my GF missed her period and I was like,"Oh, shit. I'm fucked." She ended up getting it a couple days later. Best relief of my life. I'm not ready for this sort of thing! And having her parents find out would be even worse.

[maxx]

CONNNDDDOOMMMSSS ARE A GUYYYSS BEST FRIIIIIEENNNDDD!!!!!!

i dunno even though i've fucked girls who were on the pill and i believe condoms and pill are 99% sure..i feel safer with a condom.

[Roxie]

start hiding the pill in baked goods, like on scrubs.

[Azrael]

Precum isn't the Golden Pot of Verile Sperm it was once thought to be.

I do have pull-out down to a science, but I still get nervous when the period's a little late.

---------------------------------------------------

I just saw a commercial for a new movie being released here in Japan on the 21st...The Legend of Zorro. Starring Antonio Banderas. ...Oh my God. What year am I in?

[Lantis]

I just saw a commercial for a new movie being released here in Japan on the 21st...The Legend of Zorro. Starring Antonio Banderas. ...Oh my God. What year am I in?

Actually, it's the sequel to the Antonio Banderas Zorro movie. With his grown-up kid and all that shit.... It was released about 3 months ago, I believe.

[Jappo]

Hey Az, I was thinking, since you wanna go home for a while, maybe I can help you out, and you can help me out? I wanna buy something from Japan, but the orderform is all in Japanese (naturally) maybe you can help? I'll donate a nice sum for your trip. Whaddaya say?

[maxx]

Precum isn't the Golden Pot of Verile Sperm it was once thought to be.

I do have pull-out down to a science, but I still get nervous when the period's a little late.

---------------------------------------------------

I just saw a commercial for a new movie being released here in Japan on the 21st...The Legend of Zorro. Starring Antonio Banderas. ...Oh my God. What year am I in?

apparently you are in 2005.

[Azrael]

Actually, it's the sequel to the Antonio Banderas Zorro movie. With his grown-up kid and all that shit.... It was released about 3 months ago, I believe.
Ugh, you mean they made a sequel? Antonio is still acting? ...Do I even want to come back to America?

Hey Az, I was thinking, since you wanna go home for a while, maybe I can help you out, and you can help me out? I wanna buy something from Japan, but the orderform is all in Japanese (naturally) maybe you can help? I'll donate a nice sum for your trip. Whaddaya say?
Show me the order form.

[Jappo]

Actually, I was thinking of you buying it in person, if it was ok with you. Would that be cool?

[arcticninja]

Rachel Mcadams. That bitch fine than a muthafucka.


<3<3<3


She's from London (well, St. Thomas, but same thing), so I must take some credit for her success and her hotness. Even though I have never met her, or even know anyone that knows her. Cause that's what Londoners do, they take credit for people that make it out of this shittown and make it big.

[Lantis]

Ugh, you mean they made a sequel? Antonio is still acting? ...Do I even want to come back to America?


Meh, it still has Catherine Zeta-Jones, one fine foxy dame. :tup:

Fuck that old prune Michael Douglas, banging that hot female with his dried raisin penis. :mad:

[Azrael]

^I still can't believe Hollywood made a Zorro sequel...man have they fallen off or what?

Actually, I was thinking of you buying it in person, if it was ok with you. Would that be cool?
What is it? How big/how much?

[Jappo]

It's a guitar, actually so I guess your standard guitar height. The certain model Im looking for that is used is about 600-800 dollars, and a new one is about around 1,300 dollars.

I would send you money for the guitar + a good sum of a donation.

[Lantis]

^I still can't believe Hollywood made a Zorro sequel...man have they fallen off or what?


Well, they made a sequel to "Cheaper by the Dozen" with Steve Martin and Hillary Duff.

God is a commodity in Hollywood. :sad:

[maxx]

az:the first one made a good amount of money so i'm not surprised.

wow tmnt 1 is sooo much more relevent now then 1990...and still funny as hell.

raphel: A jose canseco bat?! Please tell me...you didn't pay money for that.

[Azrael]

It's a guitar, actually so I guess your standard guitar height. The certain model Im looking for that is used is about 600-800 dollars, and a new one is about around 1,300 dollars.
A guitar? ...Whoa. I'd love to help you out, but I've been sitting here for the past 5 minutes and I honestly can't think of how I could possibly mail/ship a guitar. The only post office I can think of where I could do it is quite far - even from the train station. I don't have a car/any 4-wheel vehicle in which I could use to get to the post office.

[Murt!]

Damnit... I wish I had enough money to order a custom stick like this one (http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/222/greensanwa8zh.jpg) that Byrdo made for Fubarduck. Ah well. Maybe I can save for one.

[Million]

I had the same thought when seeing the trailer for that recent Zorro movie. It's one of those "glitch in the Matrix" moments when ya think..."what the hell? am I in a time warp here? What's going on?! Really, it did NOT look like a sequel from the commercials...perhaps because I only halfway paid attention to the commercials for the first movie....but for a sec, it did seem like some wacky time-shenanigans happened.

*from the perspective of the insect world....our species must appear to be gods. It would take a legion of bullet ants or army ants to take down even one human being. We are nearly invincible by their standards...and have "mystic" weapons and objects that allow us to fly, travel at great speeds, create fire, electricity,etc....and we have much longer lifespans.(*e.g.--a fly only lives for about a day, if I recall. That's seriously depressing....they really got fucked over in the grand scheme of things.) Our species is far beyond their level of comprehension anyway, actually. It's interesting. I've always been fascinated by this since I was a little kid.....a cruel, sadistic little kid that routinely captured insects for various "experiments" or study...or just generally amusing things that usually resulted in torture/death for them. I was reminded of this insect/human comparison once more when someone posted that interesting "conversation with God" a few days ago.

Roaches ---I doubt they are as adaptable as they are made out to be. What would happen if this planet was completely wiped out? Yeah, they'll be extinct just like everything else on this planet. I seriously doubt they could suddenly survive without the earth. Yeah, chumps....you little bastards are nothing special.

[phae]

to be honest i wouldn't mind the pull out method IF it wasn't for precum. my gf's pussy is insanely good, and yeah, i want to try it without a condom, but i definitely remember last year waiting in walmart for a pregnancy test to show some results...worse few minutes EVER. basically the pull out method doesn't work unless you have it down to a science, and i don't. my gf had her period last week is all i know. i would estimate it ended around monday or tuesday.

Ok. It is time for TMI with Phae.

Me and my fiance have been doing it without a condom. For two years, as of mid September. With me and him, the no condom thing basically is a really big sign of trust. I know he's not gonna put me at risk for an STD, and i'm not sleeping around.

I'm also on birth control. I'm on the nuvaring.

Tell your girl you'll fuck her raw if she goes to planned parenthood and gets herself on some hormonal birth control, and be really firm about it.

You thought sex with a condom was the greatest.. omfg. Having sex without one on will make you feel like you've been doing nothing. At least, on the female end that's what it feels like. It feels a lot different (better) without a fucking barrier, making the sexual experience a bit more spiritual imo. Yanno, the two bodies together thing. What can I say, i'm a dummyhead.

But yea. You'll never want to have sex with a condom on again. Just don't think with the penis and you'll be ok. :lol:

[Azrael]

I had the same thought when seeing the trailer for that recent Zorro movie. It's one of those "glitch in the Matrix" moments when ya think..."what the hell? am I in a time warp here? What's going on?! Really, it did NOT look like a sequel from the commercials...perhaps because I only halfway paid attention to the commercials for the first movie....but for a sec, it did seem like some wacky time-shenanigans happened.
Thank you Mil. That shit looked exactly like the first one. Upon iMDB'ing it, I found that this new one is Legend of Zorro and the old one is Mask of Zorro. Wow.

^@Phae - Yeah, without condom just doesn't compare to with. My first gf ruined me - it was basically we go raw or we don't go...what the hell is a young man supposed to do with that?! I decided though if I was gonna live life on the edge, I was going to be as smart about it as humanly possible. I have confidence in my abilities, but late periods still send me up the nearest wall.

[phae]

Thank you Mil. That shit looked exactly like the first one. Upon iMDB'ing it, I found that this new one is Legend of Zorro and the old one is Mask of Zorro. Wow.

^@Phae - Yeah, without condom just doesn't compare to with. My first gf ruined me - it was basically we go raw or we don't go...what the hell is a young man supposed to do with that?! I decided though if I was gonna live life on the edge, I was going to be as smart about it as humanly possible. I have confidence in my abilities, but late periods still send me up the nearest wall.

They send me up a wall too, i start freaking out and shit, even though nuvaring is like 98% effective.

What's funny is, is that the female body, while streesed, can not have a period. It's hilarious. There are so many variables that can delay a period other than pregnancy. It's disgustingly funny.

Example;

High school testing. My freshman year, once my regents exams came around i was freaking out, and studying like a maniac. I didn't get my period until the moment i handed in my final test.

Also, I'm not on birth control because i like having sex without condoms. That's a motherfucking perk. I'm on birth control so that my mood swings are a bit more tolerable, and so that my months aren't 3 weeks long. I used to get my period, and be in bed for a week. I just couldn't walk without crying about it.

Also, funny birth control fact; too much hormones makes you horny like a bitch. When I was on the patch, it turns out I was being over-hormoned. My weight bloomed from 140 up to 180, and I was horny. I mean i'd practically be begging my fiance for sex. Every hour. And if I didn't get it i'd throw a bitchfit and storm off. :rofl:

---

In other news;

I'm level 46 in World of Warcraft. I'm so proud of myself.:lovin:

[Azrael]

I'm sorry. I had an awful thought.

I didn't get my period until the moment i handed in my final test.
"Ah...finally finished! Here you go." *fwhoosh*

My girlfriend's periods are random as hell...last month she was three weeks late. I amazed myself at how calm I managed to stay. Although there were a few times when I was thinking of ways I could "accidentally" shoryuken in her in the stomach down some stairs.

...I'm an awful person.

[phae]

I'm sorry. I had an awful thought.


"Ah...finally finished! Here you go." *fwhoosh*

My girlfriend's periods are random as hell...last month she was three weeks late. I amazed myself at how calm I managed to stay. Although there were a few times when I was thinking of ways I could "accidentally" shoryuken in her in the stomach down some stairs.

...I'm an awful person.

That is just about exactly how it went. "Here's my te-- um, instead of being escorted out of the building can i be escorted to the bathroom first? Thanks."

When you take tests in some NYC schools, you get a guard to escort you out of the building.

And ahahahah.. shoryuken down stairs. It's alright.

I post so much on SRK I think i've threatened my fiance a few times with a push down the stairs. And there are some big flights of steps in my house. Wooden. Polished. Them shits'll hurt.

[TehNewGuy]

...I'm an awful person.

Its ok Az, sometimes you just gotta Shoryuken a chick.

[Azrael]

:rofl: at the last two posts. Man I love SRK.

You actually get escorted out of the building after a test? Do you get jumped for answers or something? I can't imagine.

[TehNewGuy]

Haha, I picture Phae walking to her car after school and a gang of dudes just jump out from behind the car, and the leader pulls out a butterfly knife while saying "Hey little lady, I hear you have the answers for the test, and you'll cough em up if ya know whats good for ya!"

The streets are rough these days.

[Murt!]

Haha, I picture Phae walking to her car after school and a gang of dudes just jump out from behind the car, and the leader pulls out a butterfly knife while saying "Hey little lady, I hear you have the answers for the test, and you'll cough em up if ya know whats good for ya!"


That sounds like what a Batman villain might say lol.

[Ender120]

Haha, I picture Phae walking to her car after school and a gang of dudes just jump out from behind the car, and the leader pulls out a butterfly knife while saying "Hey little lady, I hear you have the answers for the test, and you'll cough em up if ya know whats good for ya!"

The streets are rough these days.

Of course, they fail as soon as she releases her Denjin Menstration, stunning them all.


That shit is unblockable, you see.

[phae]

:rofl: at the last two posts. Man I love SRK.

You actually get escorted out of the building after a test? Do you get jumped for answers or something? I can't imagine.

No, not at all.

High Schools here get a week off for standardized testing - one in Winter and one in Spring or so. And during that week the school is basically empty. Except for the kids who have tests scheduled.

And as part of the procedure, you can only leave to go to the bathroom, or to go home. And both times you are escorted out by a guard.

I dunno why, but it's funny as hell.

[kcxj]

I was going to say something, but then I read the disgusting post with the guy talking about his precum and then bragging about his girlfriend's (also possibly disgusting) cooch, so now I'm not.

[JackTenrac!]

...cuz waking up is hard to do in Bramladesh.

[maxx]

oh man i think imma have to kick the crap out of my ex's current boyfriend. Man i feel kinda bad when i left her a while back. Cause, apprently, i was the perfect boyfriend..damn me. Everyone has that perfect boyfriend/girlfriend...i was it. All her guys have been shitty, all her previous ones cheated,assholes and so on. I just broke up cause she was annoying as hell... Since then we're pretty good friends. Her current boyfriend is 24 she's about 18. No one in her family knows their going out but immediatly don't like him...never a good sign. Their family looooves me. I get to stay over for dinner. Help play with the baby.

Her current boyfriend is being nosey as fuck trying to see whats she done and who's she done it with. He's asking all her friends and shit and personally i feel its none of his buisness if she doesn't feel comfortable enough to tell. I mean it might not be an issue but clearly she isn't comfortable enough with him as her boyfriend to tell him.

She called me telling me all this last night after this big drawn out thing where we were supposed to hang out. But plans fell through to all hell.

Well she clearly is not liking him and he sounds like a dick. Plus he's 24, he clearly is not mature enough to handle his shit. I feel like imma have to whoop some 24 yr old ass.

[JackTenrac!]

Those types. Clearly, you could pop him in the nuts like women do...cancel into an Andy move, follow that with a shin-shoryuken.

I got a friend whose got the same situation but the guy she's dealing with is rumored to have only one ball in his sack. I couldn't care less about it, but hella funny business when I see his face when he addresses his friendly neighbourhood black guy friend of the lady. The guy's the same age too and he seems to be wealthy.

Me and her are flirtious with each other sometimes since we did have a history, and he hates that, yet his acts of chivalry and woman-keeping are below par to me, and I'm just a friend. He doesn't even dance with her at bars. Just sits and stares with his hand in his pocket and buddy at his side drinkin, then bitches at her if a guy boogies with his chic, and we hardly grind. Overprotective and jealous boyfriends can't have fun. Period.

oh look! Cookies!

...this went well.

[Dan?]

I'm generally pretty pissed and fed up with how the government has handled this whole Iraq business as is, but if something happens to my friend who just joined the Marines, and now has to go to Iraq...I'm challenging Washington D.C.'s gym leader to a battle, and this time blastoise will take no prisoners!

[RaishinX]

Right now...I've got this splitting headache in the upper left handside of my forehead. I NEVER get headaches, no matter what happens. This is bad.

[Million]

What's the point of buying trash bags? This seems like an unnecessary purchase to me. I've just been using the kroger grocery bags ever since I've been on my own.

It sucks that I can't really enjoy gametrailers anymore. Ever since they added a goddamn flash-animated ad on the right side of the screen...the vids NEVER play properly. It's all chopped up, and basically becomes SLIDE SHOW instead of a video. I can't remember for sure, but I think that site stopped working properly for me in IE a long time ago, just like srk....which is why I've been using Safar for the past several months. I've completely given up on IE at this point.

[9TNine]

It sucks that I can't really enjoy gametrailers anymore. Ever since they added a goddamn flash-animated ad on the right side of the screen...the vids NEVER play properly. It's all chopped up, and basically becomes SLIDE SHOW instead of a video. I can't remember for sure, but I think that site stopped working properly for me in IE a long time ago, just like srk....which is why I've been using Safar for the past several months. I've completely given up on IE at this point.

Firefox + Adblock.

-9

[Roxie]

If I ever have sex w/o a condom it'd be with my current b/f, but I'm in no rush.

Basically cause my ex- told me that I was his first w/o a condom and he was simply my first. Then later, he said that it wasn't true. I wasn't the first one he'd be unprotected with. After we broke up, he told me the whole thing was a lie and that I actually had been. He'd just wanted to hurt me b/c I'd lied (under pressure. my first, I love him, etc..)about having an orgasm a few times.

my b/f now, I trust with all of my heart. If he would tell me to jump, I'd just do it, b/c I know he truly loves me and wants only the best things for me, as I do with him.

[Ender120]

If I ever have sex w/o a condom it'd be with my current b/f, but I'm in no rush.

Basically cause my ex- told me that I was his first w/o a condom and he was simply my first. Then later, he said that it wasn't true. I wasn't the first one he'd be unprotected with. After we broke up, he told me the whole thing was a lie and that I actually had been. He'd just wanted to hurt me b/c I'd lied (under pressure. my first, I love him, etc..)about having an orgasm a few times.

my b/f now, I trust with all of my heart. If he would tell me to jump, I'd just do it, b/c I know he truly loves me and wants only the best things for me, as I do with him.

I've been with two girls, one for four years and my current one for almost four months. In both, we decided to scrap the condoms and proceed to birth control and more feeling.

Thankfully.

The first girl, I was her first and she was mine. This current girl had had sex about ten times previously, all with the same guy, and never without a condom, so I was her first unprotected. I was also her first blowjob. Basically, I don't see how she could've been more clean unless she was a nun, so I don' worry.


But I can speak from experience about the hurt to the pride that occurs when girls fake orgasms. Yeah, you were under pressure, but it's basically lying and is hurtful just like any other kind of lying. It makes a guy feel like less of a guy. It happened with my first girlfriend for a long time. We'd go at it for long ass periods of time and she'd have like 5 or 6 orgasms. I didn't think anything of it because I guess I figured I was doing it dirty and she was liking it. Turns out, she just thought that I wanted her to cum all the time and that's why we went for so long.

But we only went for so long because I was under the impression that she was still feeling it. If I had known she was done, I would have been done too and that would have been that. So communication is important. After that, we cut down and she was getting off two or three times, sometimes four. Sometimes I suspected she was faking it still, out of habit, or because she wanted me to finish.

But none of that is a reason for him to lie to you. I'm not making excuses for him, just saying from experience that it is a kick in the balls to a guy.


Although sometimes I'd find myself wishing my current girlfriend would fake an orgasm or two. In the beginning, she was inexperienced and pretty uptight, so she couldn't just let go and get off. So we'd just be there and it would "feel good", but what fun is that? I'd feel like it was just me fucking and it wasn't all that fun. I'd have to go down on her if I ever wanted her to get off, and I ended up doing it everytime because I was in the habit of making sure both of us got theirs (from my last relationship). Luckily, things aren't that bad anymore.

[Roxie]

Oh, I understand, but I admitted my lies almost immediately after. However, his lies came about an entire year after that. Long after I had thought we'd gotten past that. I mean it was my first time and stastically, women don't start having vaginal orgasms (if at all) till their mid-late 20's. I was 18.

Also, I think guys should understand that orgasm isn't always the ultimate goal for some girls. Like you said, "we'd just be there and it would "feel good", but what fun is that? I'd feel like it was just me fucking and it wasn't all that fun"
That's your mistake, if she says it feels good, it does and having it feel good is a huge major point. No orgasm /= no fun.

Another thing, most women experience orgasms through clitoral stimulation primairly, as you found out.

But I don't have this problem anymore :lovin:

[Demon Dash]

Unprotected sex doesn't make you cool.....It makes you pregnant.

[Azrael]

My goal is not if she gets off, but how many times. :bgrin:

What killed me about the last gf was that in the final months of the relationship, she cheated on me with a number of guys, all unprotected. The last guy was a VERY HIGH RISK for AIDS in a number of ways. Then she had unprotected sex with me, without me knowing about all that. When I found out...God I have never been that pissed off, ever. Thankfully, this was before the Stairs Era of SRK, or swear to God, I woulda pushed her down the Leaning Tower of Piza. I would have flown her out to Italy for the purpose of pushing her down the stairs.

But that's an old tale.

The current gf I trust. I guess you can never fully trust anyone, but I don't think she'd do that kind of thing.

[Murt!]

OMG. (http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/frame1.html) Mad props to the guy who made it.

[Airthrow]

I would never go bareback with someone who I don't have the intention of marrying, you guys who trust someone are, IMO idiots. Trust no one unless you are engaged. :tup:

[RoninChaos]

I
my b/f now, I trust with all of my heart. If he would tell me to jump, I'd just do it, b/c I know he truly loves me and wants only the best things for me, as I do with him.



HA HA HA.

I heard you don't have enough love in your life, so he puts the love in you. :wink:

[FireisWet]

I can't find the boxing thread or whatever, so I'm lettin it out here. I don't know if any of yall follow boxing, but I think I speak on the behalf of the entire state of New York when I say I'm fuckin disgusted by the fight Zab Judah just put up. Even though his opponent was a "no name", it doesn't excuse his clear lack of training. Lost a unanimous decision to this Baldomir guy after taking care of business with Spinks, and seemingly maturing and getting on the path to greatness in his division. Then, during the post fight interview, he gets on his agent? :mad:

if i ever see this guy ima ewgf him in the balls

[maxx]

haha ewgf...lol@most people won't even get that here. god fist rules

ugghh I'M SOO FUCKIN SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED.

my girl who i haven't seen in soo long due to long distance relationship rarely calls...but neither do i so w/e. But my best friend(girl) ugh...this endless flirting...drives me up the fuckin wall. Cause i'm loyal to my girl but damn i need booty. I'm ready to drive up the wall. I swear to god i'm about ready to fuckin take my bestfriend and rail her against a wall.....ughhhh.

she's soo sexy and dope. but fuck me for being loyal..fuck me. fuck fuck me...seriously.

ugh..porn didn't do it enough tonight

going for round 2

soo frustrated.

[Ender120]

soo frustrated.


How long have y'all been together/why are y'all in a long distance relationship?


For the most part, I find them fucking ridiculous. It's wrong to expect people to function normally when they're "committed" to someone they don't even see.

The only way I think long distance relationships work is if there is a clear end in sight, like if you're in the military and you know you'll be back from overseas in a year. That can work because you have something to strive for.

But if y'all are just playing it by ear and waiting for the situation to change, you might be setting yourself up for disappointment. Someone will break first.


So take your best friend from behind. But break up with your girl before you do it.

[maxx]

How long have y'all been together/why are y'all in a long distance relationship?


For the most part, I find them fucking ridiculous. It's wrong to expect people to function normally when they're "committed" to someone they don't even see.

The only way I think long distance relationships work is if there is a clear end in sight, like if you're in the military and you know you'll be back from overseas in a year. That can work because you have something to strive for.

But if y'all are just playing it by ear and waiting for the situation to change, you might be setting yourself up for disappointment. Someone will break first.


So take your best friend from behind. But break up with your girl before you do it.

won't be able to see her really till the summer. been together since martial arts camp last summer.

[Ender120]

won't be able to see her really till the summer. been together since martial arts camp last summer.

The way I look at it, man, every long distance relationship needs two things to survive:

1. A strong base (ie- y'all spent quite a bit of time together beforehand and are close)

2. An end in sight or goal to work towards


I don't know a single thing about your relationship, other than that you never get any because you don't get to see her and you met her at martial arts camp. Maybe in that time you formed this deep bond that you don't want to break, but you have to ask yourself if all this is really necessary.

You could see her just as easily in the summer if you're together or not. Maybe it's best to go your separate ways for a while to see if things are better when you're not together. If you end up seeing her during the summer and y'all decide to give it another try, hey, good for you. But until then you're putting yourself through all this deprivation for a girl who you may or may not know really well.

And I think no matter how well you think you know a person, when they're on their own and don't have to answer to anyone, they're often vastly different.

[Dan?]

The way I look at it, man, every long distance relationship needs two things to survive:

1. A strong base (ie- y'all spent quite a bit of time together beforehand and are close)

2. An end in sight or goal to work towards

Truth.

[kcxj]

I was in all the AP and honors classes back in high school. I always wondered why the guys from the other classes that acted like douchebags, got in trouble all time, and bullied the weaker kids (including me until I started doing sports myself) got to have sex with all the hot girls from my same exact same classes. Yeah, this soccer team girl "L" was all thin and twiggy back in middle school, but man, did she develop once we got to high school. I was thinking about her today is the reason I'm posting this. Imagine a blonde girl with a hot 20-something year old's body. Round hips, full, soft bust, the works. Only she's 16 so she has braces on her teeth, light freckles/sunspots, and all sorts of other turn ons whenever somebody lusts after some underaged person. I doubt it, because she was a smart girl and her family had money too, but if I saw her again next week working as a stripper or something, I don't think I'd be able to hold it, that's how attractive I thought she was. This guy was such a fucking asshole... he had acne all over his face, the ugliest bowl cut you can imagine, and plus he wasn't exactly an honors student either. Guess which two were upstairs doing it at that party I went to one time though. :rolleyes: In fact, I don't think a single guy from my AP classes graduated having lost their virginity.

I think back now, and I'm not resentful at all actually. I would get depressed and frustrated and wonder wtf was wrong with me that the girls liked all the dickhead guys instead, but yeah, not anymore now. The guys that got what I wanted are the ones that asserted themselves, were confident, and got the whole alpha male thing going on. Whatever chances I did have before, I blew them all by acting like a nerdy wussbag (doesn't help that I grew up with just my mom either) or just never doing anything.

I saw some Asian glasses guy at my poker table today that had the charming good looks of Chinese Stephen Hawking. He looked about early to mid 40's probably. This HOT piece of ass white girl dressed in a belly shirt and the hip hugger jeans comes up and kisses him right on the lips and they small talk for a while. This is a relatively high limit table, so the Asian guy must of obviously been a doctor, drives a Mercedes, and is stupid rich for the girl to be attracted to him.

Yeah, I dropped out of high school though, I don't wear glasses, and I'm definitely not stupid rich either. So that's why I don't get mad whenever I think about all those guys, who I thought I was better than in high school, getting all the girls with the big tits and the pretty faces anymore. I (and all the other boys in my classes) probably should of looked up to and taken lessons from those asshole guys on how not to act like annoying, introverted wusses actually. When you're a nerd, not even the nerd girls want you.

(and when the nerds to finally get some, they brag about it and celebrate to the point the girl will be disgusted and never give them any more either... :rofl:)

[JackTenrac!]

If I pulled a Victor Frankenstein and ressurected Pierre Elliot Trudeau before Election 2006 with Luthor Vandross genes and Bob Marley mojo, we'd get bliss and blaze, defeat the Bullet Head Harper, and Stronarch would get off of the single block and actually have a chance at romance instead of fantasizing aboot Kardinal Offishall or that guy who's in every movie...but then....who'd look after the Shin Trudeau?

[FistsofFury]

=I cannot roll a damn blunt. I need to invest in a pipe thingamajigger. But I don't smoke weed that often and don't plan on it. Tonight was my first time in like 3 months. I just wanted to celebrate this new job and liberation from bumism.

=Lol I need to finish the GD Awards.

=I've had the same email address for about 7 years now. Wow. I'm just glad hotmail finally gave their users more space. That was probably like a year ago already.

[Million]

whoah whoah...that came out of nowhere, even in an "out of nowhere" type of thread like this, kcxj....the school issue. You mentioned being in the AP Honors classes, so apparently you were doing well academically....but why did you drop out? I really don't get that...I would assume that if one is doing well pretty easily in school...that thought doesn't even enter the mind, usually. All I had on my mind was "I can't want to graduate...then it's college time, baby! WOOO!(*Ric Flair Mode*)"

-Fuck the moving process. This is going to suck a lot of ass, financially speaking....even if the place I go to has cheaper rent. Why do things in life have to be so damn complicated and generally sucky? I'm already getting tempted to just stay at this place indefinitely now, simply because there's so much annoying bullshit that comes into play if I decide to move.

[Bowling Pin]

What server is #srkgd on again?

[Demon Dash]

OMG. (http://www.hcn.zaq.ne.jp/cabic508/rsf/frame1.html) Mad props to the guy who made it.
OMG, that's cool. Anyone know what the track is? Jackson tetris, pure madness.

[RoninChaos]

What server is #srkgd on again?
EFNET.

Man, I had some shit happen last night that hasn't happened in a while. Long story short, my sister works at Longhorn Steakhouse. I go up to her store like once a year to eat. I normally go to another simply because when I'm there, EVERYBODY comes up to me while I'm eating to introduce themselves. It gets annoying. Anyway. She has this friend named Joanna, who I met like 6 months ago. Joanna is fucking HOT. When I met her, Joanna had a man. Joanna doesn't have a man anymore. I need to say again that Joanna is super fucking hot.

Now I have two problems.

First. I got completely tongue tied around this chick when she came up and talked to me. I know she knows I think she's hot. SHe knows this because my sister was talking to her one night and goes "You know, Leigh wants to dump all his hoes and get with you." I never get tongue tied around chicks. That shit just doesn't happen. And it happened. God, I suck.

Second. My sister doesn't like her friends dating her friends. That I can understand, cause you always get dragged in the middle. She also isn't real cool with the idea that I want to let this girl touch my penis just because she knows I have some tendencies that would probably hurt this girl inadvertantly, and then she'd be stuck trying to explain my actions because she knows me better than anybody, so she'd get dragged into it. That's not cool.

AGH, I want this chick. The most fucked up part is that I'm messing with this one girl right now and I didn't even call her back last night cause I was thinking about Joanna.

Fuck.

[arcticninja]

I lolled at Denjin Menstration and at Zangief drop kicking the world.

Million:

re Insects: Flies live for two weeks.

re IE: Don't use IE if you're on a Mac. Apple stopped supporting IE a while ago so there hasn't been any security updates for it in forever. Use Safari or Firefox.

[Million]

The coach on this episode of Made could SO hit this cute chunky white girl. I can practically smell the LUST on her. (*she's trying to be a bmx biker/racer or something) She has nice thick titties too...good and bouncy.

Just now at Kroger, I saw a "regular white girl" with one of the greatest asses I have EVER seen in person. She had on skin-tight workout/running pants...."tights" I guess....dark grey...so tight it looked like she just PAINTED some pants on her naked legs and ass. I tried about 5 or 6 times to get it with the camera on my phone, but it was to no avail. Not one shot came through, as I had to always immediately hide it once I took the shot, because of the damn LOUD *CLICK!* sound. I swear they put that in just to stop creepy voyeurs like me from doing their thing. How am I supposed to take sneaky shots of random girls' asses when the phone is so loud it might as well be saying "HEY! I AM TAKING A PICTURE OF YOU." I also gave up because her boyfriend was hovering around like she had Booty Secret Service™ for protection. I didn't want to risk a beatdown(*the guy was pretty cut; probably stronger than me) just for taking a picture of a fine ass. Anyway, back to the ass...it was PLUMP and JUICY...it was like a carbon copy of the Vida Guerra Ass. A white girl with Vida ass!! This was an amazing sight to behold.

*there's something incredibly disturbing about this Comcast InDemand or whatever commercial, with Barney the Dino just standing there in the hallway as the mom is doing something. He's not saying anything, or dancing around as usual...just standing there, looking at the mom while the phone rings in the background. It's like something out of The Shining.

Flies---not sure where I heard it before...but obviously that info about them only living a day was wrong. Still though...the point remains. 2 weeks is *shawt** compared to what our species has. Soon, I'm sure we'll have ways to extend our typical lifespan too. It's quite the ego trip to compare the human species to the smaller creatures on this planet.

what's up with the weather these days? It's like "normal" weather isn't to be expected anymore, really. Currently it's 62º here. Springtime weather on Janurary 8.

*yeah, on IE---I pretty much gave up on it as I said earlier...ever since it was no longer displaying things properly on here and at other forums...and it kept freezing up, causing me to always have to force-quit and re-open IE, simply because it "gave up". So far, Safari has NEVER "frozen" up like that and required me to force-quit....not even once.

heh..*shawt*---I got this from my high school U.S. History teacher. This guy was also the main coach of our (awesome) basketball team. He was such a character..."Coach A." as he was fondly referred to. Imagine a "cool-cat" type guy from the 70s or so....but with the extreme personality of someone like Bobby Knight.(Coach really had no qualms about putting some good healthy FEAR into his players about certain things like keeping their grades up, NOT walking around like an idiot with pants hangin' off their ass, etc. He was serious ol' school.) Anyway, he would say "Don't come up SHAWT.", with "shawt" being "short" of course....like say...you came up "short" on change. Don't come up SHAWT in Coach A.'s class.....ah yes...Coach was so cool. Of course, in today's extremely pussified, dickless society....many of his methods or the things he would say would probably get him either fired, or at least in a lot of legal trouble.