The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[Hunter D]

EFNET.

Man, I had some shit happen last night that hasn't happened in a while. Long story short, my sister works at Longhorn Steakhouse. I go up to her store like once a year to eat. I normally go to another simply because when I'm there, EVERYBODY comes up to me while I'm eating to introduce themselves. It gets annoying. Anyway. She has this friend named Joanna, who I met like 6 months ago. Joanna is fucking HOT. When I met her, Joanna had a man. Joanna doesn't have a man anymore. I need to say again that Joanna is super fucking hot.

Now I have two problems.

First. I got completely tongue tied around this chick when she came up and talked to me. I know she knows I think she's hot. SHe knows this because my sister was talking to her one night and goes "You know, Leigh wants to dump all his hoes and get with you." I never get tongue tied around chicks. That shit just doesn't happen. And it happened. God, I suck.

Second. My sister doesn't like her friends dating her friends. That I can understand, cause you always get dragged in the middle. She also isn't real cool with the idea that I want to let this girl touch my penis just because she knows I have some tendencies that would probably hurt this girl inadvertantly, and then she'd be stuck trying to explain my actions because she knows me better than anybody, so she'd get dragged into it. That's not cool.

AGH, I want this chick. The most fucked up part is that I'm messing with this one girl right now and I didn't even call her back last night cause I was thinking about Joanna.

Fuck.

Go after the hot chick man. Sounds like you have a good number of backup options that you can hookup with if things don't go well. IMO if there is a chance that you can bag a an honest to god hotty then go for it.

[maxx]

buhaha high kicks suck...lol
http://www.bboy.org/gallery/data/504/omarvslilou.wmv

[genotox]

http://www.youtube.com/w/Toei-Spider-Man%3A-Miyauchi-Hiroshi?v=ABcsBS1GHL0&search=Toei

So painful

[Million]

The Chopper Challenge in srk Arcade cheats its ass off. So many times I clicked the mouse button...and the chopper doesn't do anything but crash to the ground....or I stopped clicking a long time ago, and it just keeps going up to crash into the ceiling. Why are these games 100x harder than any console game I've ever played?

[Ender120]

http://www.youtube.com/w/Toei-Spider-Man%3A-Miyauchi-Hiroshi?v=ABcsBS1GHL0&search=Toei

So painful


CHAINS PITA PATA!

That Spanish Japanese guy was too fucking cool. Man, I gotta pick this up somehow.

[Dan?]

http://www.youtube.com/w/Toei-Spider-Man%3A-Miyauchi-Hiroshi?v=ABcsBS1GHL0&search=Toei

So painful

Holy crap...did Spiderman just use the El-Kabong assist?

Then the legends were true...

[Diirt_Kiicker]

Man, Beavis n Butthead r my 2 favorite white boys ever. They break everything down to either "sucking" or being "cool". And every now 'n' then something will "rule". Heh, I love those dudes.

P.S. This keyboard sucks.

[genotox]

Bring on the pain
Intro (http://www.youtube.com/w/Toei-spiderman%3A-Introduction?v=hmGWxqFh1OY&search=spiderman)
Spider-Sense Tingling (http://www.youtube.com/w/Toei-Spider-Man%3A-Irritating-Band?v=7rqB1fohvJY&search=Toei)
Smaller and more efficient (http://www.youtube.com/w/short-clip-JAPANESE-SPIDERMAN---secuencia-SPIDERMAN-Nip%F3n-%21%21?v=PjQJmGtE9u4&search=Toei)

[FistsofFury]

Bring on the pain
Intro (http://www.youtube.com/w/Toei-spiderman%3A-Introduction?v=hmGWxqFh1OY&search=spiderman)
Spider-Sense Tingling (http://www.youtube.com/w/Toei-Spider-Man%3A-Irritating-Band?v=7rqB1fohvJY&search=Toei)
Smaller and more efficient (http://www.youtube.com/w/short-clip-JAPANESE-SPIDERMAN---secuencia-SPIDERMAN-Nip%F3n-%21%21?v=PjQJmGtE9u4&search=Toei)


I don't know why..but this Spiderman sentai is sort of sweet. He needs webbing though, not a rope that shoots out of his morpher. And his morpher shouldn't be so damn huge and obvious.

It would be cool some some company re-did this in the same style.

[TehNewGuy]

If I closed my eyes, I swear it would have sounded like I was listening to DBZ on the International Channel all over again.

[kcxj]

I don't know why Az is always saying these less than glowing statements about Asians. The Japanese lady helping to tutor me in her language is so cute. :lovin: These big anime character eyes, a pretty face, and a perfect smile too that just makes you want to go punch your momma. Yeah, she's married though, her husband is an awesome guy and the one that introduced me in the first place, and I'm also not an idiot, so I'll find somebody else to have a crush on once I'm fluent.

Sorry if I sound crude, but there's an online girl I've been flirting with that I want to rail like there's no tomorrow (not at first, but then she sent me the picture with her tongue sticking out and it was hot). It's been a couple weeks now since we first started chatting so I'll ask for the phone number soon and see how that goes. Take my mind off my Japophile nerd urges in the meantime... :tup:
You mentioned being in the AP Honors classes, so apparently you were doing well academically....but why did you drop out?
I never mentioned anything about actually passing those classes. :rofl:

I feel you on the phone camera thing btw... I've asked a million times already if anybody knows how to turn the click sound off (it's just some crappy sound file that plays) but no success yet. My friend has a video recorder on his phone of all things though, that lets him record whenever he wants and with no click sound also.

[maxx]

I don't know why..but this Spiderman sentai is sort of sweet. He needs webbing though, not a rope that shoots out of his morpher. And his morpher shouldn't be so damn huge and obvious.

It would be cool some some company re-did this in the same style.


its official japanese spider-man with giant robot assist=broken

i mean thats fuckin sick. I want that as american spider-man variant cover!

he is gonna be on my battle poll 2006 team.

did anyone else think kikaider was gonna pop out playing the guitar?

[Million]

basically these anti-voyeur fruitbags have completely ruined the point of a camera phone. Really, folks....WHY ELSE would you use a camera on a phone? Come on now...OF COURSE you use it to take sneaky pictures. "Real", legitimate pictures are what actual digital cameras are for. Cam-phones are for the sneaky thing specifically.

*I had AP English in 12th grade...it was one of my favorite teachers ever, but that was a LOT of work to do in that class. I made it though....thanks to Cliff's Notes. I am forever indebted to this "Cliff" guy, whoever he is....lord knows I don't have the attention span to actually make it through an entire novel.(*a lot of assigned readings in high school are straight up GARBAGE, imo...like The Scarlett Letter. How is this trash considered a "literary classic"? ) Anyway...I made it though. With the exception of this and Pre-Calculus...and to some extent Algebra 2...high school was pathetically easy.

...man, I truly hated math once it got to the higher levels. Algebra 2 was a pain, but still *reasonable*....but Pre-Calculus and beyond is when it hits that "bullshit" level. A 4 year plan with Calculus in every semester was one of the main reasons I got out of the Computer Science major in college. And really...when does the average person even use the higher levels of math in real life? It's rare that we even use simple Algebra 1 stuff, actually.

*I had such a crush on "Becky" from Roseanne. There was a Roseanne reunion special on the Larry King show recently..."Becky" still looks super-bangable, imo....she looks even better now.

*I couldn't resist....I had to get it....I bought the Peanut Butter Passion ice cream again today at Kroger. Once again, this is the best ice cream in the history of the universe. I've already consumed nearly 25% of it, and I've only had it since this afternoon.

[Zachman]

* I can't believe that it's January and that I'll soon be graduating in less than 6 months.

* Unless I find a girl I like that goes to another school, I definitely will not be attending prom. I don't find any of the girls in my school attractive and I have a real dislike for many of the kids in my school.

[maxx]

* I can't believe that it's January and I graduate in less than 6 months.

* Unless I find a girl I like that goes to another school, I definitely will not be attending prom. I don't find any of the girls in my school attractive and I have a real dislike for many of the kids in my school.

go to your prom....its madd fun. I went to the prom with my friend...and left with another girl. Yes yes not everyone can fuckin pimp at their prom.

plus i almost died at my prom


twice


good times

i'm 21 and have been to 3 proms i believe.

[Ender120]

Bring on the pain
Spider-Sense Tingling (http://www.youtube.com/w/Toei-Spider-Man%3A-Irritating-Band?v=7rqB1fohvJY&search=Toei)

HO.

LEE.

SHIT.


He killed those motherfuckers!

CHAINS PITA PATA!

[Carpet Lint]

I've been busy the last couple of days, haven't had much time for SRK aside from jumping in to post in the tiers thread (HOLLATCHA ENDER). Whenever I don't spend much time on SRK, that means I have somewhere to be, and my life's improving...but I like SRK.

So last week, I watched Brokeback Mountain with my girlfriend. I don't feel like typing it all out again, so I'm just going to copy and paste from my blog. (Ah Jesus, there is no way to say "my blog" without sounding like a complete loser. There is no way to have a blog and still seem cool to yourself.)

Anyway, for anyone interested...

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The Brokeback Mountain Post

Tarzan Boy - Baltimora

Last week, I watched Brokeback Mountain with my girlfriend.

If I had to use one word to describe this movie, what would it be?

GAY?

Correct!

AROUSING?

More correct! No wait, less correct. LESS.

But let the record show that she did not make me watch it with her, and she made clear that my use of the "you forced me to watch a gay cowboy movie" card in possible future arguments would not be valid. Which seems like a fair trade off, considering all the times I made her sit through entries of my "Greatest Movies Evar List", including classics including - but not limited to -Transformers (which even by my own admission, goes right downhill as soon as the Autobot City insanity is over), Kindergarten Cop, Dirty Work, and of course the frequent viewings of Van Helsing (otherwise know as The Greatest Movie Of All Time). So this isn't to complain that I watched Brokeback Mountain - I went into it with full consent.

Still, I did have a bit of trepidation in entering the threatre. For one, what if I saw someone I knew? I wasn't so much afraid of the possibility that there would be someone that recognized me...but that there would be someone that I would recognize...which would make for an awkward 134 minutes that neither of us would acknowledge to ever have happened. I mean I'm here with my girlfriend - what's your deal, ***?

Also...this movie was gay. And it's not like The Birdcage gay. It's Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal, not Robin Williams and Nathan Lane. That's an important difference. Like Larry David said, "If two cowboys, male icons who are 100 percent all-man, can succumb, what chance to do I have, half to a quarter of a man, depending on whom I'm with at the time?" It's like being jumped in a dark alley by a large black man or by a flock (herd?) of ninjas. Both are possible, depending on what part of town you're in (and what your chosen profession is as well, I guess – ie. Power Ranger) but you're much more afraid of one because it appears as a more credible possibility.

And with that random bout of homophobic racism out of our systems, let's carry on.

Just walking into the theatre was awesome. Out of a theatre that seats maybe like...a hundred people, there were about ten people there. It surprised me - I would have expected more pull from a two week old movie about gay cowboys showing at the same time as The Chronicles of Narnia, King Kong, Munich, and Cheaper By The Dozen 2.

Everyone was at least forty five or fifty. Walking in, I saw two old ladies with very short hair sitting together (blatant bull-dykes), a married couple that included the only other male in the theatre (who I assumed were secure in their sexuality and just enjoyed watching movies...fuckin' bull-dykes), and various small groups of housewives scattered around (all bull-dykes of varying degrees of literalness).

Then while we were sitting around waiting for the movie to start (Movie trivia's the illest. What Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis? Answer: Courtney Cox, Alpha Dog (2006)), this skinny Asian kid poked his head in the theatre, went back out, looked around nervously and threw up in the washroom (I'm imagining here), and returned five minutes later to sit behind us, set to watch Brokeback Mountain alone. At this, I giggled to myself.

As I understand it, critically, it was a good movie. Well directed, great cast, beautifully shot scenes, a haunting, immensely emotional and moving film, and the ending gets you right there – my girl caught some dust in her eye (bull-dyke), along with the rest of the theatre. But as a guy whose top five favourite movies include Commando, Van Helsing, and Street Fighter, all that was completely lost on me.

So here's some random notes about the movie, in point form notes because I'm getting tired. Some minor spoilage, but I'm assuming that not many of you are going to go out and watch this movie anyway.

- Just in case no one got it the first, second, and third times around – this movie is gay. I had to have sex with a female Malaysian bear after I got home just to settle up.

- It's not R-rated, so there aren't any explicit sex scenes. They're just very implicit.

- You cannot move during sex scenes. You have to freeze. No shuffling in your seat, no sips from your oversized and overpriced fountain drink, no nose scratches, no jerking off, nothing. Because if you move during a sex scene, that either means you're uncomfortable, or you're really into it. Especially for gay sex scenes. You have to show that you're completely okay with gay people, like "Yeah, I see guys fucking each other all the time, ain't no biggie. I have tons of gay friends. I've fucked them all!" So don't move. Unless you're really into it...which I guess it's okay to move then.

- For every gay scene, there's a boobie scene to balance it out. But to me, that's a lot like eating a hot dog. No matter how many toppings and condiments you put on it, you're still sticking a foot long piece of meat in your mouth.

- Anne Hathaway boobies. The last time I saw her it was in commercials for The Princess Diaries. Weirded me out a little bit.

- Just in case it isn't obvious already, I'm going to attach a male nudity warning to this movie. Since watching an old Romeo & Juliet movie in Grade 10 English and getting hit with a Romeo ass shot while the entire class was expecting a Juliet one, I've strongly believed that these warnings should be mandatory.

- Heath Ledger doesn't open his eyes once during the entire movie. Also, despite the fact that the movie spans twenty years, no one seems to age. All they do is add an extra inch to their sideburns each decade. And it's still convincing. Now I understand how no one could tell Superman and Clark Kent apart. Because Clark Kent married Lois Lane and Superman had sex with guys.

- ...on second thought, that didn't make much sense.

- No matter how gay these cowboys are, they still manage to get ridiculous looking girls. What does it say about the heterosexual male population when these guys get women that look like that while literally not even trying? They're just getting pussy THROWN AT THEM. If I had watched this movie a year ago, I would have gone crazy. Then again...if I had watched this movie a year ago I wouldn't have had a girlfriend to watch it with...and so I probably wouldn't have been bothered that much about getting girls.

- "I wish I knew how to quit you!" That's a line I'm going to be trying out for the next month or so. Give it a floor run, see if it plays.

Not much else to say. Good times, good movie, good stuff. Really gay though.

[Ender120]

*big gay snip*

I tried to rep you for having the courage to sit in public and watch this movie, but I just repped you a couple days ago so I guess I have to wait a while.

Suffice to say, I couldn't have done it myself. I think the whole idea of the movie is fucking stupid. Jake Gyllenhall was on the Showbiz Show with his panties all knotted saying shit like "I don't understand how people keep calling it the 'Gay Cowboy Movie'."

Well how can't you? It's about two gay cowboys! And this is fucking stupid. It might as well be about two gay firefighters. Or two gay rodeo clowns. Two gay baseball players.

Why did they need occupatios? And why did they have to have the same occupation?

It could have been a movie about two gay guys. Instead it's a gay cowboy movie, and I can't even begin to take that seriously.

[Carpet Lint]

Well it's a story about the guy's life and how the gayness messed with him, so it started in the 60's. And so I just assumed that everybody in 1960's Wyomig was a cowboy.

Are cowboys more suspectible to the cock than other honourable professions? I mean...living out in the wilderness with nothing but your horse and your sheep to keep you company...I shit gets weird.

Oh man, that clip where Spidey mercs the rock band is too good. Rock and or roll is evil!

[Ender120]

Are cowboys more suspectible to the cock than other honourable professions? I mean...living out in the wilderness with nothing but your horse and your sheep to keep you company...I shit gets weird.

Only people who have higher potential for gayness is pirates, as far as I'm concerned. I mean cowboys, they can ride into any town and pick up some whores. But pirates just float out at sea with nothing but a bunch of guys.


Oh man, that clip where Spidey mercs the rock band is too good. Rock and or roll is evil!


I'm telling you, I have to get a couple of these episodes somehow.

[Demon Dash]

buhaha high kicks suck...lol
http://www.bboy.org/gallery/data/504/omarvslilou.wmv
lol, madness.

[*InVeRs3*]

red ranger is gay?

[arcticninja]

This weekend, I realized I'm actually the most photogenic person ever. I'm the wallpaper on *two* people's cell phones. I am the king of goofy poses. Case in point:

http://img481.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img08504lz.jpg
http://img481.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img08904lh.jpg

[kcxj]

This weekend, I realized I'm actually the most photogenic person ever. I'm the wallpaper on *two* people's cell phones. I am the king of goofy poses. Case in point:

http://img481.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img08504lz.jpg
http://img481.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img08904lh.jpg
It's raining men.

[maxx]

omg haha billy zane wtf..imma listen to billy zane on his opinion of uwe boll? Thats like asking rondald mcdonald how he feels on the oscars.

When was the last time billy zane was in a movie in theaters? haha....oh man uwe bolll is the devil but damnit he's good for a laugh. thank god he hasn't touched games i really care about.

http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1519802/01052006/story.jhtml

[Ender120]

red ranger is gay?

*ahem*

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And arcticninja looks like my cousin.

[Ephidel]

Yesterday was one of the best days ever for me, $50 off the fucking ground near my local blockbuster - what are the odds?....

I was just coming out of the place when I happened to look near a parked car and it was just sitting right there. There's a Bank of America across the street, but man, I wish I had more days like these...

[Adam Warlock]

Rise From Your Grave

[Mark Beast]

nice name change.

[Hunter D]

Your back.

[maxx]

Rise From Your Grave

HE HAS RETURNED! -=bows=-

[Mark Beast]

my gf's asking me to define love. why do girls do this crap???????
"why do you love me. define it. what are your feelings?"
i feel you need to stfu damn. =/

[JackTenrac!]

Only americans piss on Canada. Come to Parliment and piss on Harper, before the election, give him that Carlton glow....again.

[Mark Beast]

oh, canada is cool. no beef with the country (which you can't tell due to the avatar). prolly tomorrow i'll finish the avatar (which involves removing the canadian flag and putting something else in place of it but i don't want to give it away).

[JackTenrac!]

So... you don't want to be my urine assassin, Mark? comon, I'll throw in Celene Dion for free. No charge.

[Lantis]

HE HAS RETURNED! -=bows=-

Not really. It's just RandomNigga taking back his former name.

[maxx]

my gf's asking me to define love. why do girls do this crap???????
"why do you love me. define it. what are your feelings?"
i feel you need to stfu damn. =/

has she done the oh so classic

if i was horribly disfigured and fat would you still love me?

fuck no bitch..err i mean of course baby.

[Lantis]

has she done the oh so classic

if i was horribly disfigured and fat would you still love me?

fuck no bitch..err i mean of course baby.

The perfect answer to that is:

"If you were horribly disfigured and fat...would YOU still want to live?"

[Roxie]

my gf's asking me to define love. why do girls do this crap???????
"why do you love me. define it. what are your feelings?"
i feel you need to stfu damn. =/
Damn, don't you know why you love your girl? Do you love her? What makes her so great she's worth loving? That's what she wants to know b/c she wants to know. Ask her the same.

[*InVeRs3*]

The perfect answer to that is:

"If you were horribly disfigured and fat...would YOU still want to live?"

:lovin: :rofl: :rofl:

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speaking about love and stuff, how come dolphins and humans are the only animals on earth who do it for pleassure?

[maxx]

i need help on this...i'm sucky at math and working this out.

I'm trying to figure out which job is actually paying more. I recently joined a internetgaming company..aka footclan but also am working at a grocery store.

Now the grocery store pays 7/hr but takes out taxes and solcial security n shit..but i get time and a half on sundays.

the gamecompany pays 8/hr but doesn't take out taxes but no time and a half.

if i worked four times a week for 5 hours which one would i make more money in..take into account the time and a half for the grocery store.

can u guys help me out.

[*InVeRs3*]

I posted this as the book I read in myspace, I photoshop't it, what do you think?

[Dan?]

speaking about love and stuff, how come dolphins and humans are the only animals on earth who do it for pleassure?

Because other animals are apparently idiots or masochists.

[Azrael]

I'm watching on TV now the Japanese magician guy. He's pretty nuts. For his first trick, he went into a coffee shop and asked for a glass of ice. He then picked out a couple and asked them to come outside with them. He picked up the advertising board and asked the girl to pick her favorite drink - she picked iced black coffee. He then fashioned a faucet out of a marker, stuck it into the poster, then had the girl drain the coffee from the picture in the poster into her glass. He then pulls out the marker faucet without leaving a hole in the picture. He then takes some coins out of his pocket, and slaps it into the poster (to pay for the drink).

I mean, there's definitely a trick to it...but watching it is still entertaining.

[arcticninja]

Fuck London in its gay stupid ass.

Yesterday I got a goddamn parking ticket. I parked in a lot without paying. FOR FIVE MINUTES.

I literally parked, walked in the store, picked up some stuff, and came out to find a ticket on my windshield. WTF, have they resorted to ninjas to extort money from people? Do they really need someone lying in wait to ambush someone that parks in a tiny parking lot that NO ONE EVER USES for a measly $15?

Fuck you London, you can lick my balls.

I'm going to pay the ticket and write "Fuck you parking Nazis" on the check.

[Roxie]

For his first trick, he went into a coffee shop and asked for a glass of ice.
I could've sworn you said "asked for a glass of rice":rofl:

[EVARGNUG]

Fuck you London, you can lick my balls.



For the first time in history, the queen ordains someone while bowing herself.

________________________________

“There is a Mag master in our midst.”

 Anonymous

[Diirt_Kiicker]

U know, I allways wanted to roundhouse kick someone. And not just bust out some blow joe kick, Im talkin about a Super Street Fighter 2 shoto roundhouse kick. U rarely see martial artist do it........

Oh yeah, there needs to be a cumback of hairy pussies.....

"Bring back hairy pussies"

[JackTenrac!]

I gave someone Chun-Li's rapid kicks to the chest, face, neck, arm x 2 when Bear used to take Kim Tae Kwon Do. Did about 4 hits or so to the guy.

When he took the neck blow, he fell breathless for a while, with his folks watching. Poor guy even wanted more after that. Woaaahhhh.

The program coordinator is underestimating me again. I forgot to introduce her to my new friend of mine. The Equalizer. No, the Cadbury Man couldn't show face so it's door no. 2:

http://www.its.caltech.edu/~ph76a/japantour/part2/stairs.jpg

The internship teacher dude so looks ALMOST (90.9%)like Stephen Harper. I'd be scared if it WAS him really. Spying on immigrant programmers for free labour oppertunities.

[woof]

How come all I draw is fanart


WHY DID YOU TAKE MY CREATIVITY JESUS WHAT DID I DO TO YOU

[Mark Beast]

well...
today was my mother's birthday. guess who forgot about it? my stepfather. he *STILL* hasn't said happy birthday or anything. i got her a gift and i made her a card but thats all she got. its crazy. even his fam sent cards and remembered and of course our fam called to wish her a happy birthday. shit is fucked up...i'ma go after school tomorrow to buy her a cake. i know it'll be one day late, but you know. smh.

[Million]

I was finally successful in sneaking a shot of that lovely co-worker's ass yesterday, with my camera phone. She's been looking better than ever lately...in fact, I am aroused right now just thinking about her.

isn't "TMI"(too much info!) just great? I LOVE the concept....of all the threads I've done in my time at srk...the big TMI thread was easily my favorite. My only regret is that I eventually ran out of "completely inappropriate and uncalled for" types of things to say....I pretty much covered just about everything. There are very few things I'm ashamed of in life. Most of the things people are afraid to admit.....I usually find them to be quite amusing.

overtime work isn't that bad so far...it's just a little rough getting up at 5am though...

[Mark Beast]

yeah. so how long after you have sex do you have to wait before a girl can take a pregnancy test? is it til after her period is supposed to come, or can you do it like say 3 days after you had sex. =/

[Lantis]

I have now proven that I am a very dispicable man.

Every time that a guy riding a bike or motorcycle passes right next to me...for some strange reason, I wanna clothesline them off their vehicle and watch them cartwheel in the air and bang their heads on the ground.

I dunno...I guess I'm becomin fuckin' nuts. :looney:

[Airthrow]

I just finished a page on my website for one of my projects, a quick and easy one:building batteries from saltwater and a cup (http://knifehandred.com/saltwater/saltwater.htm).

I'm currently wanting to either design an engine of my own or something more complex to show off my mad building/tinkering skillz, but my budget is really limited. :sad:

[maxx]

U know, I allways wanted to roundhouse kick someone. And not just bust out some blow joe kick, Im talkin about a Super Street Fighter 2 shoto roundhouse kick. U rarely see martial artist do it........

Oh yeah, there needs to be a cumback of hairy pussies.....

"Bring back hairy pussies"
look for wtf sparring vids or olympic style tkd their roundhouses don't play.

[Million]

G4 needs to show the "barbwire biscuit" show where the kid catches that horseshit in a bucket. I see this clip on the commercials every time, but I've never seen what it comes from. I need to see this.

*the concept of someone getting a "crazy check" always cracks me up. Yes, you can draw some type of government benefit check for craziness.

*Why are the mice on the PSP commercials NY italian sounding now instead of black? What happened there?

[FistsofFury]

I think my favorite pop Vanilla Coke is discontinued.

I can't find the shit. Instead I find 'Black Cherry Vailla Coke'...

DO I HAVE TO WRITE THE COCA COLA COMPANY A BOMB THREAT?!

[Airthrow]

Sam's Club has Vanilla coke, I eat there all the time cus shit is the cheapest lunch in the mall I work at.

[TS]

Since I mentioned it earlier.

Cross posting-

So, the tranny gave me a fortune cookie today...

Going back a second, did I mention that there's a transvestite I sorta know...? I think I did...? No?

Yeah, so...yeah. Quiet Chinese guy, about 5 feet tall...pretty unremarkable. A bit sloppy-looking, but he basically doesn't look to different from a random college student.

Except, sometimes he wears women's clothes and jewelery, etc. And the wig....can't forget that part...even if I tried....

Yeah, so I nod to him when I see him around, because...eh..why not? Beats pretending I didn't notice anything, right? I mean it's clearly him... He doesn't make the hottest woman, by the way. I mean, he's not the WORST crossdresser ever, but...anyway...

I've seen him maybe half a dozen times that I can remember (twice in drag), and I was at the CSUS library today, and he was using the PC next to me...and he gave me a fortune cookie. I said "thanks," because...well...what else could I say?

I decided pretty early on I wasn't gonna eat it, because...you know. I don't know, it'd just be gay. Also, I know he didn't do anything to it (I actually don't), but...still. Ididn't even read it until I got home, because I was figuring maybe the fortune on it said "I wanna suck ur COCK" or something equally disturbing. Just a generic fortune..."good luck is the result of good planning (in bed)." It didn't actually say 'in bed,' but you're supposed to add that after every fortune...

So, yeah....does this mean something? I think he thinks I'm gay, by the by (or "bi"). I was posting something on SRK about gay people...I don't remember what, but it was non-hateful, IIRC...he peeked over at my monitor and...ah! Was it Hard Gay? Was I reading about Hard Gay? Hard Gay is a Japanese "comedian," if you could call him that...basically some guy who dresses up in leather and rubs his crotch on people. Go search Google Video, I'm sure there's something.

Anyway, it was something about being queer, and he saw it, and I think maybe he thinks I'm down for the cause, as it were...? Hard to say.

"FOOOOO!!" by the way.

Is the cookie some sort of gay symbolism? Or is he just the gayest and asianest gay asian ever? Memoirs of a Gaysia...

Okay, well, yeah, so that's what happened there. To be fair, I don't even know that he's GAY...I just assumed.

Yeah, so I saw dude yesterday. Didn't nod his way or make eye contact or anything...felt sorta bad.

[9TNine]

I think my favorite pop Vanilla Coke is discontinued.

I can't find the shit. Instead I find 'Black Cherry Vailla Coke'...

DO I HAVE TO WRITE THE COCA COLA COMPANY A BOMB THREAT?!


It has been. They announced it earlier, with Black Cherry Vanilla Coke replacing it :sad:

-9

[TS]

Random porn note-

It's weird how in some of the female ejaculation vids (there's a part of my soul which slipped into a coma for even typing that), they'll show chicks...pissing. ...

I'm not Cassanova or anything, but I know enough about what's going on down there to tell the differnce. It's like they're saying there's a vid of a crouching Fierce, but there;s a standing Fierce in the vid once you download it.

Just saying.


Anoter porn note- "T-girl" is bad news. Means tranny/transvestite/transexual/whatever. Found that one out the hard way. They really shouldn't fucking CALL it that....


Watched Gilmore Girls for the first time in months. Still top tier. I liked the scene with Rory breaking down in the therapist's office. And I sooooo want the mom and daughter to just start making out like on Family Guy. That aside, good show.

What happened with Lane's boyfriend...?

[*InVeRs3*]

When King Midas went and poo'd, you think it turned to gold too?

[Azrael]

Any tech heads in the house? Which company makes the better notebook - Sony or Dell? I'm currently debating between a Sony VAIO and a Dell XPS.

[Muff Daddy]

Here's a random question: What's the contingency plan if SRK ceases to exist? I mean, do we all just fan out into different corners of the internet? Do we all meet up an another forum? It just occurs to me that we don't have a formal disaster recovery plan. You guys are the only forum nerds I wanna e-hang out with, you loveable bunch of jerks you.

*looks at address bar*

THIS IS WHY WE NEED A CONTINGENCY PLAN!!!!1

[JackTenrac!]

Sony for real.

[ethnic_scrap]

Any tech heads in the house? Which company makes the better notebook - Sony or Dell? I'm currently debating between a Sony VAIO and a Dell XPS.

Apple ftw

[Adam Warlock]

Nevermind.

[Dan?]

Here's a random question: What's the contingency plan if SRK ceases to exist? I mean, do we all just fan out into different corners of the internet? Do we all meet up an another forum? It just occurs to me that we don't have a formal disaster recovery plan. You guys are the only forum nerds I wanna e-hang out with, you loveable bunch of jerks you.

My place. BYOB - Bring Your Own Buttsecks.

[kcxj]

U know, I allways wanted to roundhouse kick someone. And not just bust out some blow joe kick, Im talkin about a Super Street Fighter 2 shoto roundhouse kick. U rarely see martial artist do it........
Spinning heel kick? It's not very useful I think. Everytime I try it in kickboxing, I kick nothing but air and it's stupid, so I stopped doing it (dropping my bad habits from Tae Kwon Do). You get much more control when you want to hit to the head with spinning back fist, and it's just as satisfying to clock somebody with it too. Spinning back kick to the midsection is the more useful kick instead (Ken's f+HK from Alpha games). I do that as a stop/counter hit whenever I see my sparring partner about to attack me.

One of my friends told me some Canadian guy tried to do some crazy spinning helicopter kicks in those point sparring tournies he likes to do once. He didn't land a single one of them and one time my friend just pushed him while his back was turned and he fell down. :rofl:

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Porn is evil.

There's this girl I really liked that I messed up big time with by doing all this stupid wuss stuff that I know now not to do again. She has a tattoo on the back of her upper right shoulder which I thought was pretty hot, and I was bummed that I blew all my chances with her.

I found a Jap porn actress that has a similar tattoo in the same spot just the other day though, and now I temporarily don't care anymore or have any motivation to try again with any other girls too.

I'm thinking of deleting everything I have just so I stop taking the easy way/single guy way out every time I do something wrong and get turned down (ie. just watch some porn... if possible, with an actress that reminds me of the girl I was chasing, and say "fuck it").

[Airthrow]

Any tech heads in the house? Which company makes the better notebook - Sony or Dell? I'm currently debating between a Sony VAIO and a Dell XPS.

Fujitsu lifebook that shit down.

[maxx]

Spinning heel kick? It's not very useful I think. Everytime I try it in kickboxing, I kick nothing but air and it's stupid, so I stopped doing it (dropping my bad habits from Tae Kwon Do). You get much more control when you want to hit to the head with spinning back fist, and it's just as satisfying to clock somebody with it too. Spinning back kick to the midsection is the more useful kick instead (Ken's f+HK from Alpha games). I do that as a stop/counter hit whenever I see my sparring partner about to attack me.

One of my friends told me some Canadian guy tried to do some crazy spinning helicopter kicks in those point sparring tournies he likes to do once. He didn't land a single one of them and one time my friend just pushed him while his back was turned and he fell down. :rofl:



the guy in the recent shoryuken thread..that forms guy...in point sparring did a webster. A webster is a front flip with an axe kick...he fuckin knocked his opponent out! It had to have been the most hilarious thing i have ever seen.

Hook kicks are very effective if you know how to use them correctly. During the olympics...this lil korean guy i'd say my height 5'8 took down a fuckin huge greek guy. The greeks were cheering their countrymate on and like in the first seconds of the second round the korean did a jump spinning hook kick and knocked the fucker out...this is with equipment on...now think of a street fight where u got this dude coming at u..brain damage..koreans don't play. their tkd is a mcfdojo and diluted by american shitty values..they don't play.

[Demon Dash]

I have now proven that I am a very dispicable man.

Every time that a guy riding a bike or motorcycle passes right next to me...for some strange reason, I wanna clothesline them off their vehicle and watch them cartwheel in the air and bang their heads on the ground.

I dunno...I guess I'm becomin fuckin' nuts. :looney:
You're not alone. You know, I get those urges too, but I'd rather boot the side of their bike as they come past, more of an impact.

[JackTenrac!]

Thank God for Shenmue.

EDIT: II

[FistsofFury]

Fujitsu lifebook that shit down.


I've heard of Fujitsu. I've heard they are like the holy grail of laptops. State of the art technology.

=I bought Chakan the Forever Man for Genesis. This game is sort of hard. Also bought Clayfighters. I consider collecting Genesis games to be a mini hobby for me.

[Million]

in an Electronic Arts game for Genesis called "Haunting"...you can scare the wife/mom's dress off. This was the last game I bought for Genesis, I think...and yep, that situation did get me slightly aroused the first few times.

The point of the game: You're a ghost that's trying to scare a particular family out of every house they move into. Once they're so scared they move...it's like you beat that level...and you move on to the next house they moved to.

Happy Tree Friends is one of the funniest things to come from the internet....heh, it's on now. This is one of the last saving graces of G4.

*in old cartoons and such...why did people get trapped in a net that was thrown on them? I never understood this...especially when it was just like someone threw a blanket on top of the person. You are not trapped, moron....just lift the damn net off.

*Funny moment from True Hollywood Stories, about "Mamma Cass"...when the daughter was on and said people would come up to her like "Is it true that your mom choked to death on a HAM SANDWICH? Me =:rofl: The way she said it too....ohhhhhh that's good stuff.

[maxx]

shit draw together is majorily fucked up


clum babies ftw

[VG Emblem]

Got's a new avatar, funny I think. :cool:

[maxx]

Got's a new avatar, funny I think. :cool:

pfft would have been like 3 years ago.

i counter you avatar with ultimate cuteness

http://bullshido.net/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/854/cat/525

[Mechanica]

Hey, it's been a while.

I'm working on an assignment that's due tomorrow. I've had a week to do it, and there's no way I can finish it. I'm on my fifth page of writing (front and back) and I'm almost done with 1 D. I need to finish:

- D, and E
- #2 (ABCDEF)
- #3
- #4 (ABCDEFG)
- #5 (hahah, I'll type it out for humorous purposes: In essay form, state your position concerning the use of Puget Sound as a terminal (site) for imported petroleum from super tankers or from a pipeline. I really, really care about where petroleum is shipped to.)
- #6

...What would I do without Washington State History? Surely my life would feel like a large, lifeless void.


EDIT: Fuck it, I quit at 9 pages. I must be doing something wrong, there's no way this assignment is meant to be like 30/15 pages long (depending on how you look at it).

My sanity, sleep, and resting of sore muscles are more important than the fucking history of a god damned state I'm not going to be even staying in. What a waste of stress, time, and a million other things. ;_;

[Azrael]

I'm not getting an Apple. There's jack shit support for Apples in Japan. I've heard of Fujitsu (I have a cell phone by them) and I could just go to the store and buy one...but then I'd have to deal with an OS in Japanese. No. I'm leaning towards a VAIO at the moment.

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Hypothetical question.

Suppose you are dating...suppose your partner is a hardcore vegan. More than just not eating meat, your partner loves animals. It breaks his or her heart to see people eating meat.

You however, are a vicious carnivore. Steak and hamburgers are your favorite foods, ever. There's nothing that'll bring a bigger smile to your face than a juicy, tenderloin sirloin.

Your partner has told you that they disapprove of people eating meat...and if you ate meat it would be heartbreaking. You care for your partner, so sure, you can give up McDonalds cheeseburgers and spaghetti with meat sauce. But what if...what if you find yourself in a situation with the biggest, juiciest, most succulent sirloin steak in front of you? You could take a bite...you would be happy, but if your partner ever found out about it, they'd be crushed. Or you could just chew on your salad...and only wish you could take a bite out of that bad boy. ...What do you do? Take a bite and hope your partner never finds out? Or deny yourself for their sake?

[FistsofFury]

http://bullshido.net/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/854/cat/525


That is so damn cute. It looks like taekwondo.

Which I have started. Haven't done martial arts in years, my shoulder is still a little sore after two days. And it is strange counting in korean instead of japanese.

[Murt!]

Hypothetical question.

Suppose you are dating...suppose your partner is a hardcore vegan. More than just not eating meat, your partner loves animals. It breaks his or her heart to see people eating meat.

You however, are a vicious carnivore. Steak and hamburgers are your favorite foods, ever. There's nothing that'll bring a bigger smile to your face than a juicy, tenderloin sirloin.

Your partner has told you that they disapprove of people eating meat...and if you ate meat it would be heartbreaking. You care for your partner, so sure, you can give up McDonalds cheeseburgers and spaghetti with meat sauce. But what if...what if you find yourself in a situation with the biggest, juiciest, most succulent sirloin steak in front of you? You could take a bite...you would be happy, but if your partner ever found out about it, they'd be crushed. Or you could just chew on your salad...and only wish you could take a bite out of that bad boy. ...What do you do? Take a bite and hope your partner never finds out? Or deny yourself for their sake?
Stairs.

[Mechanica]

Ohhhhh, I think I only need 1, 2, and 3 due tomorrow. Fuck, I always freak out like that. However, I'm still too fucking tired to do it.


Hypothetical question.

Suppose you are dating...suppose your partner is a hardcore vegan. More than just not eating meat, your partner loves animals. It breaks his or her heart to see people eating meat.

You however, are a vicious carnivore. Steak and hamburgers are your favorite foods, ever. There's nothing that'll bring a bigger smile to your face than a juicy, tenderloin sirloin.

Your partner has told you that they disapprove of people eating meat...and if you ate meat it would be heartbreaking. You care for your partner, so sure, you can give up McDonalds cheeseburgers and spaghetti with meat sauce. But what if...what if you find yourself in a situation with the biggest, juiciest, most succulent sirloin steak in front of you? You could take a bite...you would be happy, but if your partner ever found out about it, they'd be crushed. Or you could just chew on your salad...and only wish you could take a bite out of that bad boy. ...What do you do? Take a bite and hope your partner never finds out? Or deny yourself for their sake?
If I really, really loved meat, I wouldn't date the girl. I already feel bad eating meat sometimes, and having a vegan for a girlfriend, who really really was against anyone eating meat, I'd feel even worse.

I honestly could not have such a contrast in something like that, and I couldn't have her ruin something I love, as much as I'd care about her. Well, I think. I suppose if I was absolutely infatuated with her... I don't know. I don't think I could even stand to be around a vegan, anyway, much less fall in love with one. Sounds like the premises for a bad teenage love story movie.

[FistsofFury]

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Hypothetical question.

Suppose you are dating...suppose your partner is a hardcore vegan. More than just not eating meat, your partner loves animals. It breaks his or her heart to see people eating meat.

You however, are a vicious carnivore. Steak and hamburgers are your favorite foods, ever. There's nothing that'll bring a bigger smile to your face than a juicy, tenderloin sirloin.

Your partner has told you that they disapprove of people eating meat...and if you ate meat it would be heartbreaking. You care for your partner, so sure, you can give up McDonalds cheeseburgers and spaghetti with meat sauce. But what if...what if you find yourself in a situation with the biggest, juiciest, most succulent sirloin steak in front of you? You could take a bite...you would be happy, but if your partner ever found out about it, they'd be crushed. Or you could just chew on your salad...and only wish you could take a bite out of that bad boy. ...What do you do? Take a bite and hope your partner never finds out? Or deny yourself for their sake?


Probably going to sound like an asshole but it is the truth:

I would continue to eat meat, because I enjoy it so much. The woman can't expect me to be a vegan without even choosing to be a vegan. Fuck that. If I was eating out with her I'd order what I wanted, if it had meat or not. So of course I'd eat the steak. I probably wouldn't tell her about it until she asked me, but if she asked me 'So what did you have for dinner?' I'd just say 'A steak'.

No way someone is controlling what I effing eat. She would be really out of line if she demanded that I stopped eating meat also. Notice how I didn't say ask.

That relationship wouldn't last long lol. In fact I can't even imagine how it would start.

-EDIT-
Now if it was my current girlfriend that decided to become a strict vegan than I just wouldn't eat meat in front of her. That would be so hard, but doable. But some girl I've known for a couple months? HELL TO THE NAW.

[Mechanica]

Also, is it just me or is it impossible to sustain good breath? :sad: It's just a personal thing, it's not like anything anyone can smell, but you know what I mean. It'd be really awesome to actually have... neutral smelling breath, all the time. Without mints/gum in my mouth all the time, of course.

[Airthrow]

You suck at relationships if you wouldn't talk about that shit before it got serious enough to be an issue. re: veganness.

How the hell can you be with a woman and not know what is cool with her and what isn't before you even catch feelings?

Also, is it just me or is it impossible to sustain good breath? :sad: It's just a personal thing, it's not like anything anyone can smell, but you know what I mean. It'd be really awesome to actually have... neutral smelling breath, all the time. Without mints/gum in my mouth all the time, of course.

Yeah, it sucks but I just ALWAYS have mints on me, AT ALL TIMES. It sucks that I work retail and have to talk to people all day, and sometimes people spew their PUTRID breath on me, and I mean, all it takes is a fucking MINT every 3-4 hours and it's CHEAP, there is NO FUCKING EXUSE for halitosis, IMO. YOu are an inconsiderate dick if yo breff is stank.

[FistsofFury]

Yeah, it sucks but I just ALWAYS have mints on me, AT ALL TIMES. It sucks that I work retail and have to talk to people all day, and sometimes people spew their PUTRID breath on me, and I mean, all it takes is a fucking MINT every 3-4 hours and it's CHEAP, there is NO FUCKING EXUSE for halitosis, IMO. YOu are an inconsiderate dick if yo breff is stank.


I tend to carry some candy on me most of the time if I know I'm going to be out of a while. Maybe some gum.

But usually I'm not, and I brush my teeth like a madman (probably like 4 or 5 times a day) and use mouthwash maybe twice.

I don't have dragon breath (never did) but occasionally my breath will smell like smoke because...well I smoke. That's when I just pop a candy in.

[Azrael]

Heh. Well as some people can imagine, I'm not really talking about steaks and vegans here. I don't know if anyone will read this, but I need to vent so here goes...

The girl I'm dating now is great. She's nice, funny, caring, compromising, all the things a partner should be. If you asked me to sit here and come up with areas in which I'm unhappy with her, I couldn't give you a single one. And she took great care of me while my collarbone was broken and I was pretty useless. She's a good girlfriend.

Despite that, given the right circumstances, I think would cheat on her.

What are the right circumstances? A large-breasted girl, an American girl/something non Japanese or Asian, or a threesome. This doesn't have to do with her, it doesn't mean I'm unhappy with her, it's just things that I want. And if I were faced with them, I would take them.

That's temptation, right? When people don't cheat on their partners, it's not like they just flat out aren't attracted to other people, or have other desires. It's that their love and concern for their partner outweighs that. But in this case, I guess that's not happening. Why?

If I were to psychoanalyize myself, it goes back to my ex. I had A LOT of chances to cheat on her, and I never took any of them. For the sake of her and the relationship. I was dissatisfied with her in a lot of areas too, especially sexually, but despite that I was able to overcome my temptation and stay faithful to her. What this got me in the end was her cheating on me not even one month into the long distance aspect of the relationship. 5 guys in 4 months, and she eventually choose the 5th guy over me.

Getting cheated on is a bitch man, it really is. It's a huge blow to the ego - you're not good enough, it says. In my situation, her cheating had little to do with me, rather her and her situation. I knew this. In my head, I could rationalize it. But in my heart, it hurt like hell, and still felt like I'd failed in some way. One of the toughest things to deal with was the regret - I sacrificed and turned away all that temptation, only to have it all be for nothing. I wished I'd slept with every girl who came my way. I decided on no more sacrificing. I'd do what I wanted to do and not regret it.

So, if I cheated on my girlfriend now...it doesn't have anything to do with her, it's just how I feel. Something I want. I can say this all I want to make myself feel better about it, and it works, but the simple truth is if I did cheat and she found out, it'd devastate her. And there's no explanation in the world that would make it okay. I know this. But I still...I just can't put her needs above mine right now. If I found a girl who met my criteria and wanted to sleep with me, I would. Because it's something I want. I don't know if I will ever be able to. ...Am I still broken, somehow?

And I'm not even sure I really would do it. I can say it now, but when push came to shove...? I wouldn't go out looking for those things, but what happened if I found myself in that situation? Maybe the real problem is that I don't know if I would be able to flat out say no. ...I actually did have an opportunity to cheat, but I didn't take it. None of my "criteria" were met, and I just didn't see the point.

It's not really fair to her. But our relationship is going great. And I can be (and have been) good to her in every way except for this one remote possibility. Would it be fair to break up with her based on an attitude, or the possibility of something that may not even happen in the future? I don't think so. What is right? Why can't I put her needs above mine? Is that even something I should be doing? Argh.

[Ne0phyte]

Probably going to sound like an asshole but it is the truth:

I would continue to eat meat, because I enjoy it so much. The woman can't expect me to be a vegan without even choosing to be a vegan. Fuck that. If I was eating out with her I'd order what I wanted, if it had meat or not. So of course I'd eat the steak. I probably wouldn't tell her about it until she asked me, but if she asked me 'So what did you have for dinner?' I'd just say 'A steak'.

No way someone is controlling what I effing eat. She would be really out of line if she demanded that I stopped eating meat also. Notice how I didn't say ask.

That relationship wouldn't last long lol. In fact I can't even imagine how it would start.

-EDIT-
Now if it was my current girlfriend that decided to become a strict vegan than I just wouldn't eat meat in front of her. That would be so hard, but doable. But some girl I've known for a couple months? HELL TO THE NAW.

I didn't notice him saying that his girlfriend was trying to get him to be a vegan or that she was controlling what he eats. It just a "this is how I feel about this thing, and you can take that as you want" kind of thing. If I was in the situation I'd never eat meat around my boyfriend. I doubt I'd ever give it up, but no way would I disrespect his feelings and wishes around him. It's just the same to me if someone has a real, honest, unselfish issue with something that I do or feel. If I can understand and respect their feelings on it, then I'll do whatever I can to accomodate them whenever they may be in that situation with me.

I mean... that goes without saying. When was the last time I posted in this thread? Whatever don't feel like checking.

[Mechanica]

Yeah, it sucks but I just ALWAYS have mints on me, AT ALL TIMES. It sucks that I work retail and have to talk to people all day, and sometimes people spew their PUTRID breath on me, and I mean, all it takes is a fucking MINT every 3-4 hours and it's CHEAP, there is NO FUCKING EXUSE for halitosis, IMO. YOu are an inconsiderate dick if yo breff is stank.
Well if my breff was some stank ass shit, then I'd be poppin' mints left and right, it's just that I want like... Angel's breath~

EDIT: and the fact that I can't really brush my teeth when I'm out and about/at school/etc. is the main cause. >_>

[FistsofFury]

*snip*


Well Az you guys have only been going out for less than 6 months right? Give your feelings time to grow. You may feel like that now but as the relationship deepens your turn will probably change. I wouldn't worry about it too much. And if I were you I'd try to stay out of situations that I couldn't resist.

[TS]

Getting cheated on is a bitch man, it really is. It's a huge blow to the ego - you're not good enough, it says. In my situation, her cheating had little to do with me, rather her and her situation. I knew this. In my head, I could rationalize it. But in my heart, it hurt like hell, and still felt like I'd failed in some way.

So, if I cheated on my girlfriend now...it doesn't have anything to do with her, it's just how I feel. Something I want. I can say this all I want to make myself feel better about it, and it works, but the simple truth is if I did cheat and she found out, it'd devastate her. And there's no explanation in the world that would make it okay. I know this.

It's not really fair to her. But our relationship is going great. And I can be (and have been) good to her in every way except for this one remote possibility. Would it be fair to break up with her based on an attitude, or the possibility of something that may not even happen in the future? I don't think so. What is right? Why can't I put her needs above mine? Is that even something I should be doing? Argh.

The poetry of the situation would dictate that you not do exactly what was done to you, thereby making someone else feel the way you felt, and no wanting to trust people. Making a good girl afraid to be open and act/think as she does. Highligted above, for your convenience.


I don't know what your feelings are about this girl, because I'm not you. From an outside perspective: if you want to sleep around, go ahead and do it...don't expect to do so within the confines of this relationship. If you want to date casually, do so, with the same caveat. If you want to stay together, you should probably treat her as you feel she deserves to be treated (which seems to include not being dicked over by the gaijin, from how you've described her).

It seems to me, that whatever the situation is, you need to slow things down a bit, and take a minute to breathe and look around.

[*InVeRs3*]

I'm not getting an Apple. There's jack shit support for Apples in Japan. I've heard of Fujitsu (I have a cell phone by them) and I could just go to the store and buy one...but then I'd have to deal with an OS in Japanese. No. I'm leaning towards a VAIO at the moment.

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Hypothetical question.

Suppose you are dating...suppose your partner is a hardcore vegan. More than just not eating meat, your partner loves animals. It breaks his or her heart to see people eating meat.

You however, are a vicious carnivore. Steak and hamburgers are your favorite foods, ever. There's nothing that'll bring a bigger smile to your face than a juicy, tenderloin sirloin.

Your partner has told you that they disapprove of people eating meat...and if you ate meat it would be heartbreaking. You care for your partner, so sure, you can give up McDonalds cheeseburgers and spaghetti with meat sauce. But what if...what if you find yourself in a situation with the biggest, juiciest, most succulent sirloin steak in front of you? You could take a bite...you would be happy, but if your partner ever found out about it, they'd be crushed. Or you could just chew on your salad...and only wish you could take a bite out of that bad boy. ...What do you do? Take a bite and hope your partner never finds out? Or deny yourself for their sake?

*spits on the ground* I hate moral vegetarians. But I might pass on it. She might find out when she sees my aura becomes a purplish brown, and she'll know that the toxins have spread throughout my body.

[FistsofFury]

Fry is Dr. Farnsworth's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great uncle. I figured it out in bed a couple minutes ago. 1000 years is a long time. It seems to me after that long Fry and Farnsworth would barely be related. Speaking of relation, is there a test to determine family relation besides paternity tests? Something that reaches back farther? How far do they go?

A couple years ago I figured out the relation between Isildur and Aragorn.

I'm such a lineage dork. around 4 I was looking up the Family trees of Ancient Rome.

Let me go to bed.

[Murt!]

I <3 MegasXLR.:lovin:

[Faight]

I'm leaving the sandbox in about a week. I'll be on leave for 5 weeks, then go back around the end of February. I'm very excited to leave. It's making work very difficult because I've been here about 4 months. Working 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, with no breaks... in a place where you're on edge alot. It's getting to me. It's wearing me down. I can't wait to get back. First week back I'm staying with my family in Charlotte. I'm going to stop by Greenville and see my ex-girlfriend on my way back; maybe have lunch. Then back to Richmond, VA: my home.

I am kinda sad the moment though. I tried to get a website on Dreamhost. I registered a domain and put in my info. I tried paying with my Credit Card. It went through and said I was good, and the account was pending. I came in today and it said account is suspended. It said I couldn't pay with CC, so I payed with Paypal. My account is still disabled, and I sent them an email about it. I realize now that my ip block is based out of China, so they see someone in china registering a website using an american credit card, and are probably thinking "Fraud". I just wanted a site to put pictures, match videos, and other random stuff on.

So yeah, I'll be at Katsucon this year too. Anyone going?

[Azrael]

And if I were you I'd try to stay out of situations that I couldn't resist.
Yeah, I'm not chasing after anything or anything like that. Just...if something presented itself in front of me and I found it appealing enough, I dunno if I'd be able to say no.

The poetry of the situation would dictate that you not do exactly what was done to you, thereby making someone else feel the way you felt, and no wanting to trust people. Making a good girl afraid to be open and act/think as she does.
That's really the bigger issue at hand, isn't it? Evil truly begets evil - one malicious deed hurts one person, who hurts another, and it keeps going on in a cycle. Being able to break the cycle, and not do as was done to you...that's true power. That's a power that could change the world.

I think what I hate more than anything else is that this Saturday - my birthday - will be one year exactly since that last relationship ended. One year, but the wounds haven't closed yet.

........CRAAAAAAAAWLING.....

[JackTenrac!]

In before parental notification.

Happy Birthday, Az.

Yes!

Still dealing with Chris Brown, Beyonce, and other crap the kid sister plays in the morning.

Yesterday, a friend was selling RAZRs for half the cost. If I get one of my acquintences on it, he could lend me some to cut it.

Still got my Pocket PC to fix first, depending on the hustle movement. The New York Job.

[Roxie]

Yeah, I'm not chasing after anything or anything like that. Just...if something presented itself in front of me and I found it appealing enough, I dunno if I'd be able to say no.


That's really the bigger issue at hand, isn't it? Evil truly begets evil - one malicious deed hurts one person, who hurts another, and it keeps going on in a cycle. Being able to break the cycle, and not do as was done to you...that's true power. That's a power that could change the world.

I think what I hate more than anything else is that this Saturday - my birthday - will be one year exactly since that last relationship ended. One year, but the wounds haven't closed yet.

........CRAAAAAAAAWLING.....
Give it some time, allow the relationship to grow a bit more. The wounds won't heal for a while, but I tell you, they'll get worse if you did cheat. Not only that, but you're right it is power to resist.

Maybe you don't have to say "no" because of your current g/f, but you should say no b/c of your ex-g/f and youself.. It'd would be like she had a victory. Spreading that anger and hurt, that's the real disease.

Anyway, I'm surprised you didn't ask Ruaidhri, at least pm.

[arcticninja]

ok, shameless plug time

http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106827


Long story short: I feel like I've been in jail for the past year and suddenly told that I was falsely accused and released. Sure, I'm happy I'm not in jail anymore, but what about the past year of my life?

A set of circumstances this bizarre could only happen to me :sweat:

[Million]

The Vegan Scenario:

She could get the hell out...that's what she could do. What is this "no meat" nonsense? Yes, I would be inclined to attack her fruity idea (heh, so to speak) of not eating meat. I'd probably have fun being an asshole in that particular situation....completely unwilling to compromise, because I don't feel like I need to compromise on something as important as a good steak, spaghetti with meatballs, an Arby's roast beef sandwich, etc. You have to draw the line in the sand somewhere. This is when you take a strong stand:
"You have 2 options, honey. You can sit there with your stupid ass salad, and watch me eat a real meal...learn to live with it.....OR...you get get the hell out of my sight."

Now, if this were Halle Berry we're talking about, or the other ladies on my Magnificent 5™, that would be different....but for a REGULAR broad? Ha. I'm not giving up the steaks and burgers. Not now, not ever.

Speaking of my M5---My penis, TOGURO™ and I are sad to report that Thandie Newton was recently dropped off this elite ranking. I had to do it, because she's so far off the celeb-radar now it's just pathetic. She's done random episodes of ER(people still watch that?!) and WHAT else recently? Not a damn thing. One of the requirements for that elite rank is to still be reasonably known. It was becoming a problem to always qualify her by saying "y'know...that girl from Mission Impossible 2". She was in "Beloved" too, but really...who else besides black women know about "Beloved"...or anything from Toni Morrison, for that matter? Anyway, the new addition is the lovely, delicious, Meagan (Too Damn) Good...(*put at #5 since she's new. The others below Thandie's vacated #3 spot moved up. )*edit---the Ranking for those that forgot:
Halle
Beyonce
Tamala Jones*<--also dangerously close to removal. WHAT has she done lately?
Rosario
Meagan, the new #5.

DANGERMOUSE is on DVD, folks. I didn't even know until today. I saw the third and fourth(?!) season collected on dvd today at Tower, so apparently Dangermouse DVDs have been around for awhile now.

What's up with people who smell like shit all the time? It must be horrible to go through life like that.

[semijuggalo]

Regarding people who stink...... I actually used to be in that scenario...... I was rather poor and usually ungroomed when I was living with my mother during my middle school years.

If I could go back, I'd do so many things differently... most importantly, I'd clean myself the fuck up and start hitting on those "early-bloomer" chicks who went to my school (most of them gave pussy away for free, but I was a naive little POS back then)! The internet is in an uproar over ONE Japanese preteen with huge knockers? They've obviously never been to Hinesville, GA between '93 and '96!

Alas, these days, I'm too old for overdeveloped, underaged, and oversexed schoolgirls... however, I don't allow myself to stink if I can help it.

[Mechanica]

So like, I'm supposed to sort of shamelessly plug this other site/forum I go to because we're revamping and trying to get new members and shit, but I'm a bit reluctant. I mean, we're not supposed to straight out spam, but we're supposed to link to maybe news stories there, the boards in general, etc. and we can get free games and stuff out of it, but I'm thinking that I'm way too lazy. He was saying something like an hour of work a day. lollll.

[VG Emblem]

Like my new av everyone?

[maxx]

Like my new av everyone?

good lord man gets sum fresh material. everything u reference is like 3+ years old. But wait a week...i think ur the reason wizards pissed..changin avatars like crazy amounts.

go reference

-jack bauer

-anything fighting game related

-politic related

-woman

-something in the past year

[VG Emblem]

good lord man gets sum fresh material. everything u reference is like 3+ years old. But wait a week...i think ur the reason wizards pissed..changin avatars like crazy amounts.

go reference

-jack bauer

-anything fighting game related

-politic related

-woman

-something in the past year
I'm hosting this from my photobucket account, like people suggested in the av changing problem thread. Fine, I got just the picture.
This picture is pretty new, funny also.

[maxx]

I'm hosting this from my photobucket account, like people suggested in the av changing problem thread. Fine, I got just the picture.
This picture is pretty new, funny also.

umm...not really funny..try again.

[VG Emblem]

umm...not really funny..try again.
You just have a shitty sense of humor.:arazz:

[maxx]

You just have a shitty sense of humor.:arazz:

i just realized it was a ds...man its a small pic.

[VG Emblem]

i just realized it was a ds...man its a small pic.
It's not actually that small, just it has to be shrunk down to fit on srk.:sad:
Here's the actual pic:
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f266/VGEmblem/dsprintsmoney.jpg

Some others:
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f266/VGEmblem/shigs10000.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f266/VGEmblem/moneybags.jpg

[FistsofFury]

Wow, someone how I managed to pass over Jet Grind Radio for years. Played it for the first time tonight. LOVED IT.

[Azrael]

Give it some time, allow the relationship to grow a bit more. The wounds won't heal for a while, but I tell you, they'll get worse if you did cheat. Not only that, but you're right it is power to resist.

Maybe you don't have to say "no" because of your current g/f, but you should say no b/c of your ex-g/f and youself.. It'd would be like she had a victory. Spreading that anger and hurt, that's the real disease.
This makes a lot of sense. Thanks.

[FistsofFury]

This makes a lot of sense. Thanks.


lol I said the same thing. Rok's pink font makes her posts stand out methinks.

[9TNine]

Dah ha dah ha
Dah ha ha haha ha

-9

[*InVeRs3*]

I, like many of my SRK brothers, have a dirty mind. Every time someone says "come over here!" I always start laughing in my head.

Pankakes rock. Waffles don't.

I clogged my aunt's toilet. I hope she's not mad at me, I didn't tell her. I was too embarassed to say a thing.

[Azrael]

lol I said the same thing. Rok's pink font makes her posts stand out methinks.

Yeah, your stuff was solid too, thanks.

I'm glad I came to SRK with this. It helped me clear my head on a few things.

[JackTenrac!]

Relationships sound so deadly rubix cube complex here.

Has it really been too long for me?

The whole group of friends/acquintences/colleagues thing is totally a mystery to me. If I reject an invite, they start asking me to change my mind about the situation at hand as if I made the wrong decision in the first place. The work scene is different and practices this social method, but they would like to emulate this here. In a post graduate course. When did an individual start wearing diapers again? What are the rules of this old game called the social group? Should I be professional about all of this or be led by my own emotions?

[Lantis]

Well, I'm in on the craze:

www.myspace.com/k_lantis

Have fun! :sweat:

[Hunter D]

Well, I'm in on the craze:

www.myspace.com/k_lantis

Have fun! :sweat:
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO[/Vader]

[phae]

Biopsy at 2pm (it's now 1:18).. i'll be back after to let you all know how it went.. i'm gonna be a bitch for the rest of the day though.

[Muff Daddy]

Biopsy at 2pm (it's now 1:18).. i'll be back after to let you all know how it went.. i'm gonna be a bitch for the rest of the day though.


So you've been having biopsies everyday, then?

*zing* j/k

[Dan?]

So you've been having biopsies everyday, then?

*zing* j/k

Badum, ching!

Hi-OOOOOOO!

We'll be right back with more Tuff Talk after this.

[*InVeRs3*]

What did serpent get banned for anyways?

[maxx]

Badum, ching!

Hi-OOOOOOO!

We'll be right back with more Tuff Talk after this.

haha tuff talk...that seriously needs to be a real show.

[Mark Beast]

haven't been posting in here lately. yo...smh man, shit is crazy. in a nutshell, i slept with my gf without a condom, she said she was on birthcontrol, that i didn't need a condom, so i took it off. actually before that she gave me head and then immediately hopped on the pipe which is grimey enough but yeah. i mean, i'm giving a quick explanation here cuz i'm at work but yeah. ok so moving along, a few days later she's like well i forgot to use birth control. i'm like when's the last time you used it, she's thinks to herself...
...
...
...and can't remember.

i'm FUCKED. ok, so i'm like well get a pregnancy test, take one in a few days, then a few days after that, see if you get your period, if you don't get it right away, take another test.
also
the whole time its like she wants to get pregnant. all these signs, what she says, etc. she doesn't want to hear anything about abortion etc.
so anyway she's like well if she got one she'd have to wait at least 3 months like i'm fucking stupid. i'm like fuck outta here.

the whole situation is grimey. she's like dont call and i'm not telling you anything.

i'll fill in the holes to the story later, but thats pretty much it in a nutshell. i'm fucked. this bitch lied to me and basically has my life in her hands right now and i allowed it. its like fucking chess. smh.

bitches are fucking manipulative. this female is a fucking psycho. i don't want a kid right now at all period. because she does, she's ready to ruin my life as well as a potential kid's life. i don't have the time for a kid. i don't have the money either. i'm gonna graduate soon, and start my career. i don't need this shit, not to mention my mother would kill me for having a kid out of wedlock. i don't want to have a kid with a female that i'm not with. the fuck i wanna repeat my life's cycle for? a kid growing up without a father?

don't even trust wifey. never ever sleep with a girl without a condom, ever unless you're married and you have a great job and you want kids. bitches are manipulative. from the time you sleep with her like that, she controls your life in her hands.

[Muff Daddy]

A series of unfortunate events

see attachment

[maxx]

haven't been posting in here lately. yo...smh man, shit is crazy. in a nutshell, i slept with my gf without a condom, she said she was on birthcontrol, that i didn't need a condom, so i took it off. actually before that she gave me head and then immediately hopped on the pipe which is grimey enough but yeah. i mean, i'm giving a quick explanation here cuz i'm at work but yeah. ok so moving along, a few days later she's like well i forgot to use birth control. i'm like when's the last time you used it, she's thinks to herself...
...
...
...and can't remember.

i'm FUCKED. ok, so i'm like well get a pregnancy test, take one in a few days, then a few days after that, see if you get your period, if you don't get it right away, take another test.
also
the whole time its like she wants to get pregnant. all these signs, what she says, etc. she doesn't want to hear anything about abortion etc.
so anyway she's like well if she got one she'd have to wait at least 3 months like i'm fucking stupid. i'm like fuck outta here.

the whole situation is grimey. she's like dont call and i'm not telling you anything.

i'll fill in the holes to the story later, but thats pretty much it in a nutshell. i'm fucked. this bitch lied to me and basically has my life in her hands right now and i allowed it. its like fucking chess. smh.

bitches are fucking manipulative. this female is a fucking psycho. i don't want a kid right now at all period. because she does, she's ready to ruin my life as well as a potential kid's life. i don't have the time for a kid. i don't have the money either. i'm gonna graduate soon, and start my career. i don't need this shit, not to mention my mother would kill me for having a kid out of wedlock. i don't want to have a kid with a female that i'm not with. the fuck i wanna repeat my life's cycle for? a kid growing up without a father?

don't even trust wifey. never ever sleep with a girl without a condom, ever unless you're married and you have a great job and you want kids. bitches are manipulative. from the time you sleep with her like that, she controls your life in her hands.


welcome to my world. bitches will lie cheat and steal to get wut they want. I WARNED YOU NIGGA I WARNED YOU! i was fucked over and only god saved my ass.....you best start praying or hope she believes in abortion.

man women really are grimey when it comes to sex...seriously they have like a fuckin mission and you cannot deter them from their mission.

[Hunter D]

snip
Are you fucking crazy!?! How could you dot it raw knowing your not ready for a kid? Sorry to say but you brought this shit on yourself. The feeling of doing it raw is not worth the trouble it could cause. Didn't you go through this same thing a couple of months ago? Why did you put yourself through it again? You probably wanted to feel that deep connection to your girl. Guess what, you and her will probably have a lasting connection now. Have fun being a dad. I hope your ready to pay child support out the ass because every cat that I know that has a kid with an ex complains about. Also, you are going to give up a lot of time if you want to be a good father.

I will say it again, HITTING PUSSY RAW ISN'T WORTH THE HEART PROBLEMS AND STRESS THAT CAN RESULT FROM THE ACCIDENT KNOWN AS CHILDREN!

[FistsofFury]

She may not be pregnant. Don't think you're doomed yet.

[Airthrow]

snip

After whining to all of us about how that girl wants to get pregnant, you do her with no rubber and take her word? There is no word for stupidity of that magnitude.

You must subconsciously WANT a baby to do something that retarded, admit it.

[JackTenrac!]

An old episode of SRK Drama.


Guess Mark's not good with a stick after all.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

HITTING PUSSY RAW ISN'T WORTH THE HEART PROBLEMS AND STRESS THAT CAN RESULT FROM THE ACCIDENT KNOWN AS CHILDREN!

...I just love the "side effects may vary" vibe from this. :rofl:

Poetry in conation.

[Mark Beast]

i'm not taking care of any kid, nope. i don't give a fuck. i don't support how the shit happened in the first place, so ey. i'm saving my money and getting the fuck out of here.
i hope she's not pregnant too. the odds of that happening i dunno, but i definitely need a miracle right now.

basically, me being stupid is right. i was stupid enough to put myself in this position. but i'm tired of sugar coating what i say to her, and playing a bitch role to get her to get an abortion. if she gets it and she needs the money to do it, i'll pay, if not and she is pregnant, i'm not paying for shit, PERIOD.

she's on some "i'm not going to tell you if i am pregnant or not, and i'm not telling you waht i'm going to do" bull. she's a psycho. and this is before i expressed my opinion full force today. i was being extra nice, practically begging her and shit, now, i'm DONE with that. i don't give a fuck, seriously. how the hell are you going to bring a kid in this world when both ppl aren't ready, and you aren't together? you're setting everyone in the picture up for failure from the start. i don't want to know i have a kid out there some where that i'm not a part of and didn't want in the first place. i DEFINITELY don't want a kid out there with her, and we're not together so he/she has no father in his/her life. thats how i grew up, why would i want that to happen? she only listens to her side. she doesn't even want to hear my side. she wants to be pregnant, you can tell. you can also tell she looked at me for money or whatever, but she got me wrong. i could have 8 billion dollars, i'm not giving her a rusty penny of it. she should rot in hell for what she pulled.

i stand by my words. if she is pregnant, and doesn't get an abortion, i'm not paying for shit.

and all the females, and males on some "don't hit a female its the wrong thing to do" BULLSHIT can tea bag both of my balls in their mouths. THIS IS FUCKING GROUNDS FOR KNOCKING A BITCH DOWN 2 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS WITH RUSTY NAILS SCATTERED ON THE FLOOR TO CATCH HER FALL.

[Mark Beast]

like i'm so pissed and scared at the same time its hard to start from the beginning and go into detail. its also hard to sleep at night to be completely honest. basically this is what happened:

i was getting head from her for a few minutes. she was going hard too. then she tells me to lay back and i'm like eh? she keeps giving me head, then hops on the pipe before i can get up. and starts going up and down, etc.
i'm like na...i need a condom.

*pause here*

if you are a female, you know what you're doing right here. you just gave a dude head and you're going to hop on him without him rocking a condom? precum. you know wtf you're doing.

*unpause*

i'm thinking the above over in my head and am 2 seconds away from pushing her off of me. its good, but it isn't that good. i'm like i really need to put a condom on right now. she's like you don't need it. i'm like na, i need it.
she gets off, i put it on, then we continue. she's like you don't need it though. i'm like wtf do you mean? she's like i'm on birthcontrol. i'm like are you sure? she's like yeah.

*pause*
^^^^^^^^THIS IS WHERE *I* FUCKED UP. don't EVER EVER EVER trust ANY female you aren't married to, and you already have a good job, and you want to have kids with as far as having sex with a female without a condom. ever. period. no, really.

*unpause*
so i'm like ok. i take off the condom. SMH @ MYSELF. we continue.

fast foward a few days. i get a call. ok, i already was like i can't believe i did that to myself and i wish i hadn't. so i get this call, and she's like hey...i have to tell you something, but i dunno how to say it.

now i'm already like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. this is some jerry springer shit. i already in my mind know what it is because you just know these things. i'm like fuuuuck. she's like well i dunno how to say it, and i'm like JUST SAY IT. she's like na, maybe i'll tell you tomorrow when i see you, i'm like na, don't leave me hanging just say it. (smh again, a nigga was scared here, and i knew what was gonna happen before it happened. it was like seeing my life from another person's view)

she is like well, i didn't have birthcontrol that day. i'm like ................. (oh shit.)
i'm like what do you mean?
she's like well i forgot to put on the patch that day. i'm like shit, a patch (thinking this by the way). i thought she was on the pill.
i'm like well when's the last time you used the patch? she's like ..........................
i'm like you can't remember? she's like no.


*sigh*
then there's other signs before that and after that that i can tell she wanted a kid. i just wish it wasn't ME she trapped.

[Azrael]

THIS IS FUCKING GROUNDS FOR KNOCKING A BITCH DOWN 2 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS WITH RUSTY NAILS SCATTERED ON THE FLOOR TO CATCH HER FALL.
I know it's been said, many times many ways, but you need to shoryuken her down some steps son.

Ok, first, calm down. Did you bust inside of her? If not, good. If so...bad. But not 100% fucked. Yet.

Do you know when her period should be coming? If you are at least 10 days or more away from when you think her period is coming, you can shave a lot of stress off (you're not 100% clear, but a lot better off than otherwise).

If you are within that zone, how far in? The closer you are to the period, the more dangerous that is.

But, even if you did bust and there happens to be an egg waiting for your boys, there's no guarantee that pregnancy'll happen. You just have to pray to your Lucky Charms that it doesn't.

And lastly, NEVER BUST INSIDE OF A WOMAN, DESPITE WHAT SHE SAYS. But I'm sure you understand this better than anyone else. If you're going to go unprotected, know what you're doing. It's kept me child-free for the past 2 1/2 years.

[Mark Beast]

i busted inside of her. twice. its not looking good at all period. not to mention i could have precummed in her or could have already had some on me because of her giving me head, then she immediately hopped on me.

her period should come around the 29th of this month. basically we slept together on the 7th i think. she had just gotten off of her period on the 3rd of january.
so ok, the 7th was a saturday, right? she was off of her period the 3rd, and we slept together on the 7th. she shouldn't get her period until the 29th.

[Carpet Lint]

she was going hard too.
...wait...WHAT THE FUCK!?!

[maxx]

haha u say u aiign't paying for shit. ur black man....the law is against u...she will get that child support from your fuckin hide.

[Mark Beast]

i seriously just don't want her to be pregnant at all so i don't have to go through any of this.

and before someone says i'm just thinking of myself, trust me i'm not. i thought about her, about US, about a kid, etc. i voiced my opinion to her about all of the above and she wasn't hearing anything other than "yes, i'd LOVE to have kids RIGHT NOW!!!!111one"
she would yell at me and hang up, etc.

oh here she calls now.

[Million]

hahah...Martin Luther King day always sneaks up on me. Despite the fact that I SHOULD know about it...it's always so out of the blue for me. I didn't even realize until today that we have Monday off because of it. It's just so far off my radar.

Not even 24 hours ago it was basically springtime...almost hot weather here...even this morning it was kinda warm....now, it is FREEZING cold.

Stupid Star Trek is all over G4 now. What the hell is this crap? I'd take a WILD guess and say the fans of "The Next Generation" have seen the entire series at least three times over by now. How is this bullshit even so damn popular in the first place? Star Trek is the biggest case of a "beloved" thing that I just don't get. I tend to like sci-fi stuff....but I've never once liked Star Trek. I'd try to watch it when I was a kid, just out of curiosity...and it would put me to sleep every time....stupid-looking characters, goofy makeup effects, dull dull dull dialogue, etc. I just don't understand...it's like I'm in the Twilight Zone. Submitted for your approval...imagine if you will...a world where everyone and their momma loves this one show EXCEPT YOU. It's quite a strange thing.

Imagine....say you are in an alternate universe, and notice EVERYONE loves "Tom Goes to the Mayor" or whatever it'ss called.....or Beyblade or...Rise of the Robots...something like that. EVERYONE loves it, yet you are still from this normal and sane universe here, where those things are clearly garbage. That's how this Star Trek phenomena feels to me.

...and why are they so ridiculously hardcore with it? ST fans are more fanatical than the vast majority of videogame fans, anime fans, comic fanboys, etc. Only the Star Wars fanboys can compete with that kind of absurd devotion to a franchise.

I mean come on, people....Star Trek put WHOOPI GOLDBERG on. It is a scientific fact that Whoopi may be the ugliest woman that has ever been famous. In fact...I'm sure she is. I'd rather fuck Camryn Manheim. Seriously. I'd rather fuck BEA ARTHUR, and that's saying something...cuz Bea's mere presence on tv has always made me want to puke. It wasn't just Whoopi they put on...they put her on in the typical dumbass outfit you see on these ST shows.

...what the fuck kind of name is "Whoopi", anyway? It keeps reminding me of the old "Newlywed Game" show. They used "makin' whoopi" on that show as a tv-safe phrase for "fucking".

For real...Whoopi was so ugly...I remember in school we would just start giggling whenever she was onscreen...that MUST hit your ego at least a little bit if people giggle and occasionally bust out laughing when they see you. That has to hurt on some level.

Ted Danson wasn't REALLY hitting that, was he? I seriously doubt it. She's probably a carpetbagger.

Attack of the Show is a repeat of Wednesday's show folks. Watch it NOW, guys. This one girl from the new American Pie will be on for their LAN party segment. Crystal Lightning. This is THE hottest piece of ass they've ever had on the show. Yes, she is "OH MY GOD! :wow: " status. She's probably the hotttest native american girl that has ever existed on this planet.

[Azrael]

When she gave you head, did you bust? As I'm sure you know, it takes time to produce sperm...if you are busting consecutively, each one produces less content.

But all things said, by the numbers you should be fine. That soon after a period, if all goes by the book you should be fine. She won't even be fertile until later this month, and your boys should be long dead before then.

If all goes by the book.

So basically, stop freaking out. Either way, it's not like you can go vacuum your jizz outta her, so you're really just driving yourself up the wall though.

And in the future, don't be so stupid.

[Mark Beast]

na i didn't bust when she gave me head. actually, i told you already that she hopped on my dick after she gave me head for a few min. BUT when she got off and i went to put on the condom, i did notice some white stuff on my head, but i wasn't sure if that was her cum or what (couldn't have been mines cuz i didn't bust and it didn't look like precum) but yeah. i dunno.
i think it was her cum. i hadn't busted at the point but it coulda been my precum. she did give me good head and she has a tongue ring, then she hopped on and yeah, it was good.

*shrugs*

i hope she isn't pregnant. i should add that she took a test yesterday, which was way to early but she did anyway and it said she wasn't pregnant, but its too early to tell anyway, correct? that would have been only 5 days after we had sex.

i have never been so good at math in my life before this.

[Azrael]

Precum isn't the potent sperm depository most people think it to be. It doesn't have any sperm on it's own, but can pick up some along the way if there was any leftovers hanging around in your urethra.

But you busted inside of her, so that's all irrelevant.

Anyway, it is a bit too early for a test, but I would still book a flight to Italy anyway. The Leaning Tower of Piza has a nice staircase.

[Hunter D]

Sorry to say mark, but you got baited. Few men have the ability to RC the vagina rushdown. Now you know that you're not one of the select few. The only thing you can do now is bust out a desperation level 3 stomach kick and hope it causes a miscarry. As of now you are on your way to long death.

[Vagina Coast Gd]

Didn't all this Motoki-Baby-Scare stuff happen before? I remember him posting up something complaining about a broad and being scared off his ass.

If so . . . :tup:

[maxx]

Are You Ok?!

Busta A Chick!

[Rico!]

http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00862.wmv

My little cousin's birthday is coming up. Anyone know where i can find that seal hat she's wearing?

[Airthrow]

You better pay for that kid if she's pregnant, since it was your stupid ass fault for your girlfriend who you knew wanted a baby bareback. She may be a scheming cunt, but at least she's not stupid. You're to blame.

I hope she isn't pregnant just as much as you do, but you need to calm your ass down and man up to the consequences of your choices.

[phae]

You better pay for that kid if she's pregnant, since it was your stupid ass fault for your girlfriend who you knew wanted a baby bareback. She may be a scheming cunt, but at least she's not stupid. You're to blame.

I hope she isn't pregnant just as much as you do, but you need to calm your ass down and man up to the consequences of your choices.

ding. Winner.

Never trust a girl who says that they are on the pill.. girls who are on the pill are mad forgetful about it.

My birth control is something I will show you if you want to see it. Fuck, when I was on the patch everyone was like 'what is that', and i'd flat out say 'it's my 'phae aint havin kids' insurance policy.'

don't trust bitches who say they're on the pill.

[Million]

or how 'bout we shouldn't trust "bitches" at all. It's in my sig...and it's a way of life. heh, not just "bitches" either....I don't trust women. Maybe to varying degrees...but never ever 100%. Never. A woman who isn't "Mom" to you is someone you should immediatey be skeptical about.

[Hunter D]

You better pay for that kid if she's pregnant, since it was your stupid ass fault for your girlfriend who you knew wanted a baby bareback. She may be a scheming cunt, but at least she's not stupid. You're to blame.

I hope she isn't pregnant just as much as you do, but you need to calm your ass down and man up to the consequences of your choices.

He is going to have to pay if the girl is pregnant. The court will see to it that he does.

[Roxie]

After whining to all of us about how that girl wants to get pregnant, you do her with no rubber and take her word? There is no word for stupidity of that magnitude.

You must subconsciously WANT a baby to do something that retarded, admit it.

You better pay for that kid if she's pregnant, since it was your stupid ass fault for your girlfriend who you knew wanted a baby bareback. She may be a scheming cunt, but at least she's not stupid. You're to blame.

I hope she isn't pregnant just as much as you do, but you need to calm your ass down and man up to the consequences of your choices.
I couldn't say that shit better myself. Don't blame her (totally. I mean she is a lying deciving ass). You knew she wanted kids and you did it anyway. Why didn't your protect your own interests? You gotta be able to see further than the vagina in front of your face!

[VG Emblem]

He is going to have to pay if the girl is pregnant. The court will see to it that he does.
He could always change his name and move to australia.:confused:

[Airthrow]

He is going to have to pay if the girl is pregnant. The court will