The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[RaishinX]

I had a dream last night. There was this bald-headed guy...I think he was the one who played the main terrorist on 24 last night. Basically he was this kind of creature that LOOKED human, but didn't die or take damage like humans. In the start of the dream he has a blade to Dominic Purcell's neck (I don't know how it got like this). And Purcell's ben mollywhooped. Dude's face is bloody, he's tired and shit. He makes some type of deal with the terrorist guy and he doesn't get killed and winds up healing somehow. Then at some point me and the terrorist guy get into it. He tries to stick me with a pencil lead. I pull out a pencil and we both start attacking and dodging each other's swipes (I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP). We're both sitting in highschool desks facing each other swiping and poking, usually only getting scrapes in (he's sadistic, and I'm sticking with him; I was top tier in this dream). Finally I drop my goddamn pencil and get out of my chair to reach for it. Because the damn thing fell forward, it's right next to this bald fuck and he reaches around and stabs me in the back of my knee. By this point I've got my pencil and I stab him in his idle wrist (fucking awesome). He then gets up and starts chasing me around and somehow Dominic joins in. He's chasing baldy; baldy's chasin' me, things start to suck. I noticed that, judging by the decorations, it's Christmas time. Dominic starts talking shit while chasing baldy and I smartly comment about how Purcell was pleading for his life and shit, talking about his family just a few minutes ago. Well...you shouldn't piss off big-headed white guys. I think you ought to know that. He starts chasing me...after a while we stop and look at something that some chick in the room pointed out (I think it was a fireplace wtf?). Baldy takes another swipe at me and misses. I grab his outstretched wrist and break it (remember when the a Cell Jr. broke Yamcha's wrist? Just like that). I then kneed his wrist as if I was trying to break a stick for kindling. His shit was inverted. I am awesomeness. Dominic takes advantage of this and again, starts following me. I release that he gonna catch and beast on me. I also see that he dropped his stabbing pencil and it seems he just gonna whale the tar outta me. I'm fine with this, getting stabbed was a problem. I then wake up. Weird.

[Hunter D]

Enter The Warlock (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=86246&page=13)
Quote your post and name the person you flamed man. We, the SRK bush men (ghetto ass cats who can't afford premium) want to read it too.:sad:

[maxx]

deng...i need to invent a whitegirl barrier...its getting bad. Ok i knew this one girl was a freak and heard her sister was too..sum weird threesome shit i heard about. But now her sister is throwing herself at me...and this girl who's higher up is spitting game to me.

WHERE WERE YOU BITCHES IN HIGH SCHOOL!

HATE HATE HATE.....that i have no resistance to it.

this could get ugly.

[Rico!]

i want more money. I dont want to be a millionaire, i just want enough to buy a couple of games i've been wanting.

[Hunter D]

deng...i need to invent a whitegirl barrier...its getting bad. Ok i knew this one girl was a freak and heard her sister was too..sum weird threesome shit i heard about. But now her sister is throwing herself at me...and this girl who's higher up is spitting game to me.

WHERE WERE YOU BITCHES IN HIGH SCHOOL!

HATE HATE HATE.....that i have no resistance to it.

this could get ugly.
STFU and take the pussy bitch!

[Million]

I wish I had the same "problem". I don't even know what it's like to be desired by a white broad. My experience/interaction with them in general is basically non-existent.

"Hoopz" from the Flava Flav show may be the hottest broad I've ever seen on a reality show.

*So...why are dogs so picky with where they shit? I notice some neighbors taking out there dogs(seems EVERYBODY in this damn apartment has a dog or 2)...and the dogs are so picky about their "shitting spot". This one in particular...cute little bulldog...she scans the whole little grassy area in front of the apartment for QUITE awhile......sniffing...looking around..examining the situation...then she finally decides let it out over her carefully chosen spot. What's going thru their minds when choosing the shitting spot? What makes one section of the yard more appealing than the other areas she passed over? What constitutes a "bad spot" to shit for them? What is the criteria with which the dog is judging the spots? They should invent a machine or some technique that allows us to read animals' minds....

...(then of course...reading the human mind would be the next step..and trust me, I will abuse the SHIT out of that.)

[maxx]

STFU and take the pussy bitch!

man its just too much..i could take it if it was one girl at a time. BUT 3 BITCHES BE SWEATIN ME AT ONCE! i just haven't developed a defence for this yet. one sister i'm seeing tomarrow night.

i know she wants to get smashed

i just have no idea where i can....abandoned middleschool parking lot i guess.

i'm gettin pussy tomarrow! haha thats all imma be thinking about at work tomarrow.

then i can have more pussy on the weekend..cause my ex wants to get smashed.

HELL YAH I'M BRAGGIN

man till now its like one smash a year..seriously...dry spell....now they call me bruce banner cause when i get mad SMASH!

[maxx]

good lord wtf is this the female version of entrapment?! Ok so i told u guys how i almost was a daddy but the girl lost the kid...well she imed me lookin for booty....shit was like female entrapment...spider senses went off like a muthafucker.

all i can do is laugh at how absurd this is....i mean..good pussy...mmmm good pussy but damn..no..haha..the universe is funny this way. see wut i mean white girls coming after me like a trainwreck.

(12:15:05 AM): Hi

Auto response from Maxxoverride00x (12:15:05 AM): HATE HATE HATE!
2006: i'm hating on peoples...bilang....bitches...grimey people. no more nice guy..i'm hatin!

Maxxoverride00x (12:18:07 AM): hi
Maxxoverride00x (12:19:44 AM): wuts up
(12:21:17 AM): Wanna come ova
Maxxoverride00x (12:21:44 AM): oh no...we went through hell last time
(12:22:23 AM): Lol
(12:22:52 AM): BAbie i hate ppl 2
Maxxoverride00x (12:23:12 AM): lol
Maxxoverride00x (12:23:22 AM): i'm hatin on everyone in 2006..no mercy
(12:23:42 AM): Not me
(12:23:58 AM): U cant
Maxxoverride00x (12:24:39 AM): lol y can't i?
(12:25:11 AM): Come over ill make everything all better
Maxxoverride00x (12:25:20 AM): uh hu whers ur ma?
(12:25:57 AM): Downstairs
Maxxoverride00x (12:26:16 AM): lol hellz no..if ur ma is still there u got to be kiddin
x (12:28:37 AM): She dnt care i can have ppl ova till 3
Maxxoverride00x (12:29:16 AM): but she knows u almost had a kid wit me
(12:30:22 AM): U dont want me to make it all better?

Auto response from Maxxoverride00x (12:30:22 AM): HATE HATE HATE!
2006: i'm hating on peoples...bilang....bitches...grimey people. no more nice guy..i'm hatin!

Maxxoverride00x (12:31:09 AM): u never get off of me when i'm about to bust
Maxxoverride00x (12:31:15 AM): i aiign't riskin it for another time
(12:31:56 AM): ........

[TehNewGuy]

good lord wtf is this the female version of entrapment?! Ok so i told u guys how i almost was a daddy but the girl lost the kid...well she imed me lookin for booty....shit was like female entrapment...spider senses went off like a muthafucker.

all i can do is laugh at how absurd this is....i mean..good pussy...mmmm good pussy but damn..no..haha..the universe is funny this way. see wut i mean white girls coming after me like a trainwreck.

(12:15:05 AM): Hi

Auto response from Maxxoverride00x (12:15:05 AM): HATE HATE HATE!
2006: i'm hating on peoples...bilang....bitches...grimey people. no more nice guy..i'm hatin!

Maxxoverride00x (12:18:07 AM): hi
Maxxoverride00x (12:19:44 AM): wuts up
(12:21:17 AM): Wanna come ova
Maxxoverride00x (12:21:44 AM): oh no...we went through hell last time
(12:22:23 AM): Lol
(12:22:52 AM): BAbie i hate ppl 2
Maxxoverride00x (12:23:12 AM): lol
Maxxoverride00x (12:23:22 AM): i'm hatin on everyone in 2006..no mercy
(12:23:42 AM): Not me
(12:23:58 AM): U cant
Maxxoverride00x (12:24:39 AM): lol y can't i?
(12:25:11 AM): Come over ill make everything all better
Maxxoverride00x (12:25:20 AM): uh hu whers ur ma?
(12:25:57 AM): Downstairs
Maxxoverride00x (12:26:16 AM): lol hellz no..if ur ma is still there u got to be kiddin
x (12:28:37 AM): She dnt care i can have ppl ova till 3
Maxxoverride00x (12:29:16 AM): but she knows u almost had a kid wit me
(12:30:22 AM): U dont want me to make it all better?

Auto response from Maxxoverride00x (12:30:22 AM): HATE HATE HATE!
2006: i'm hating on peoples...bilang....bitches...grimey people. no more nice guy..i'm hatin!

Maxxoverride00x (12:31:09 AM): u never get off of me when i'm about to bust
Maxxoverride00x (12:31:15 AM): i aiign't riskin it for another time
(12:31:56 AM): ........


My hand is better than the pussy you're getting, especially since it seems that the pussy that is trying to catch you is also trying to get you caught up!

Pros of Hand
---------------
-Totally committed to you
- Knows how to keep a secret
- If it ever gives me any lip, I can shove that hoe in my pocket and be done with it.

Im tired as balls, so im going to bed. Please dont take this as a flame Maxx, because it isnt :wgrin:

[maxx]

My hand is better than the pussy you're getting, especially since it seems that the pussy that is trying to catch you is also trying to get you caught up!

Pros of Hand
---------------
-Totally committed to you
- Knows how to keep a secret
- If it ever gives me any lip, I can shove that hoe in my pocket and be done with it.

Im tired as balls, so im going to bed. Please dont take this as a flame Maxx, because it isnt :wgrin:

please i'm considering that route...i have no resistance to girls or crazy bitches...even i know their crazy...man i think this is the first time i've said no. too many vvariables...but if she keeps trying to break my wall down i dunno how long i can resist.

[Vagina Coast Gd]

/snip girl troubles

Yeah man, I feel ya. I've been going through a lot of stuff too.

First of all, my dick is way too big to ride a bicycle. I really want to start riding (it looks like fun), but my humungous wang keeps getting in the way. It's really starting to get to me.

Then there's this problem I have that all this money is weighing my pockets down. I tried buying a belt but I have so much money that they fall down even WITH the belt. Imagine my luck!

And finally I have to deal the fact that my McLaren is in the shop right now getting new rims on it so I'm forced to drive around the Murcielago. It sure sucks. Can't I just catch a break?!?

Is life even worth living anymore?

[maxx]

Yeah man, I feel ya. I've been going through a lot of stuff too.

First of all, my dick is way too big to ride a bicycle. I really want to start riding (it looks like fun), but my humungous wang keeps getting in the way. It's really starting to get to me.

Then there's this problem I have that all this money is weighing my pockets down. I tried buying a belt but I have so much money that they fall down even WITH the belt. Imagine my luck!

And finally I have to deal the fact that my McLaren is in the shop right now getting new rims on it so I'm forced to drive around the Murcielago. It sure sucks. Can't I just catch a break?!?

Is life even worth living anymore?

HAHA awesome....you need a better belt.

[abacabb]

yo maxx i could come down there and occupy one of them shortys that are jocking you. i have nothin to do and it seems like you cant take em all on at the same time

[maxx]

yo maxx i could come down there and occupy one of them shortys that are jocking you. i have nothin to do and it seems like you cant take em all on at the same time

haha i got bitches to share lol. wow never thought i'd ever hear myself say that.

nah i just need to schedule the pussy out

thursday: smashing alisha

friday:smashing rachel

saturday: smashing christa

see i can do this...just gotta schedule it in a neat pda style.

[Azrael]

I have soooooooooo much that I should be/have to be doing right now...but I have neither the time or the drive to do any of it.

Somebody fix me. :sad:

[Airthrow]

Just had a blast with Fishjie tonight, getting lost in the middle of nowhere has never been so much fun.

Bastard beat me all four games of bowling. :mad:

[JackTenrac!]

Just a new day.

Think I'll beast. Dunno what, but I'll beast that, too.

Released another online community.

The city will be electronically mine and all those BET slaves in Canadia will look to me for all their time-wasting needs!

[Million]

It's really comforting to know that God/Mother Nature obviously doesn't intend for me to be allowed the luxury of working overtime today. My car doors are still frozen shut, and they've been that way since 5am at least...which is why I'm still here on srk.

...and of course nobody else has a problem getting into their car, simply because they aren't me. I'm starting to wonder if I'll even be able to make it in at regular time today at all. The temp is staying at 32, so I may just be stuck here for the next few hours at least. (*while other people get into their car with no problem, of course. Of course. Of fucking course.)

[Ne0phyte]

It's really comforting to know that God/Mother Nature obviously doesn't intend for me to be allowed the luxury of working overtime today. My car doors are still frozen shut, and they've been that way since 5am at least...which is why I'm still here on srk.

...and of course nobody else has a problem getting into their car, simply because they aren't me. I'm starting to wonder if I'll even be able to make it in at regular time today at all. The temp is staying at 32, so I may just be stuck here for the next few hours at least. (*while other people get into their car with no problem, of course. Of course. Of fucking course.)
Heat up the handle with a lighter or match? Blowdry it somehow? Knife? I've actually never had that happen to me before.

[Red-Impact]

I just can't bring myself to do the stuff I need to do. I haven't studied in the past couple of weeks. I should be studying now, yet I am here wastin my time.

[Million]

I've tried a lighter, but it's hopeless. Basically, the best that would do is unfreeze the lock part itself; the rest of the door would still be frozen shut...
*then there's the problem of the wind blowing the flame out most of the time anyway. It's like me getting to work is some diabolical plan that must be stopped at all costs, so cosmic forces are trying their best to intervene.

*No blowdryer....that's an interesting idea though...I'll get one, even though that will only make it so this won't happen until next year(*so my money would be wasted. Life finds endless ways to piss in my face)


*and some asswipe parked 4 inches away from the left side of the car too. There's not even a space over there(*a reason why I like parking there). This ass just MADE a spot.

*Fuck the extreme cold weather. Here are the upsides:
1. No annoying bugs like mosquitos or wasps to deal with.
2. No allergens in the air to make me feel like crap.
3. Sleeping in tons of layers of pillows/covers feels good.

Hot weather beats cold in every other category....amount of skin shown, general level of comfort, ability to just get in the car and go immediately, the "freedom" of walking around the house/apartment naked, less time to get ready due to a lesser amount of necessary clothing, more conducive to outdoor "sporty" activities, etc. The list goes on and on. Winter is garbage. It's only a good thing if you're still in school, or work for a school, since it would mean time off. For everyone else; it sucks. I can't imagine living in a crap ass place like Alaska....I'd have to move ASAP from a place with such consistently cold(re:"shitty") weather.

[Adam Warlock]

Can you holla at me on AIM?
I'm always on (not always paying attention though). What's up?

[Bowling Pin]

I see you've returned to your roots, Warlock.

[Lantis]

If you get the chance to listen to the Devil May Cry soundtrack, I encourage you do so. DMC 1 and 3 music is KICK ASS! Gets me pumped like no other.... :rock:

[RaishinX]

I've tried a lighter, but it's hopeless. Basically, the best that would do is unfreeze the lock part itself; the rest of the door would still be frozen shut...
*then there's the problem of the wind blowing the flame out most of the time anyway. It's like me getting to work is some diabolical plan that must be stopped at all costs, so cosmic forces are trying their best to intervene.

*No blowdryer....that's an interesting idea though...I'll get one, even though that will only make it so this won't happen until next year(*so my money would be wasted. Life finds endless ways to piss in my face)


*and some asswipe parked 4 inches away from the left side of the car too. There's not even a space over there(*a reason why I like parking there). This ass just MADE a spot.

*Fuck the extreme cold weather. Here are the upsides:
1. No annoying bugs like mosquitos or wasps to deal with.
2. No allergens in the air to make me feel like crap.
3. Sleeping in tons of layers of pillows/covers feels good.

Hot weather beats cold in every other category....amount of skin shown, general level of comfort, ability to just get in the car and go immediately, the "freedom" of walking around the house/apartment naked, less time to get ready due to a lesser amount of necessary clothing, more conducive to outdoor "sporty" activities, etc. The list goes on and on. Winter is garbage. It's only a good thing if you're still in school, or work for a school, since it would mean time off. For everyone else; it sucks. I can't imagine living in a crap ass place like Alaska....I'd have to move ASAP from a place with such consistently cold(re:"shitty") weather.


Have you tried really hot water? If ice can get in there I'm guessing water can too. But if you're unfortunate enough to not have hot water sorry; I honestly didn't know.

[Roxie]

On Good Morning America March 18th, 2003 in response to the censorship of flag drapped coffins from the soliders in Iraq, Barb said

"Why should we hear about body bags & death? I mean, it's not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on that?"

I think it might be time to keep her shut in, in coupling with her Katrina remark.

"Almost everyone I've talked to says, 'We're gonna move to Houston.' What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas." "Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality, and so many of the people in the arenas here, you know, were underprivileged anyway. This is working very well for them."

[Dan?]

yo maxx i could come down there and occupy one of them shortys that are jocking you. i have nothin to do and it seems like you cant take em all on at the same time

Maxx with the abacabb assist > Team Shorty

[kcxj]

HAH!

I got her phone number. This is a first for me with the online girls. I feel great. :lovin:

Alright, I hope the confidence I was expressing in my e-mails and AIM chat carry over for when I talk on the phone later tonight.

edit: (ie. Quick! I need last minute advice on how not to screw up the crucial first phone conversation.)

[Roxie]

Ask questions about herself. Tell good stories about you. Be self-depricating, but don't forget confidence!

I always get a good convo with "What's the last good movie you saw?" or "Who's your favorite singer" even if your interests are totally seperate, you could laugh about it and suggest some things you like.

Open-ended is key.

[JackTenrac!]

this sentence contains errors.

Will laugh if it was Papa John's digits. Do you even have a pic to show?

This is the SRK, btw. Rules are rules.

[Nemesis00]

Phil Collins is the shit. That is all.

[kcxj]

Will laugh if it was Papa John's digits. Do you even have a pic to show?
Damn, you're an ass... :rofl:

OK, PM sent.

------

Thanks for the support, Roxie. I'm going to keep the conversation short and just make the plans for meeting up next week though. No point chatting on the phone when I need to save stuff for in person.

[JackTenrac!]

Damn, you're an ass... :rofl:

Nah, Bear = is a bear with ninja like deejay skill.

Where's my bbq chicken pizza and that free imitation excuse for doughnut holes from your online p,....hunnie? You can use the tip money for a night at White Castle.

Bear plays the hits.

Nothing but the hits.
Nothing but the hits.
Nothing but the mudda sucken hits.

...this went well.

EDIT:...it's...ok, really. Don't worry. You'll do fine. Just focus on zit...err...pepperonis.

Reminds me of the girl my friend's dating. She's cute and jap, not Mai like. More Athena like, but slap on some chipmunk stuff. They're both short, so it works out at Chuck-e-Cheese's.

[Nas]

lmao, this is quite an awesome thread XD

[kcxj]

Alright, I did it (first phone conversation). She seems nice and I'm looking forward to meeting her. :bgrin: Thanks for the support guys.

(This is the last post you'll be seeing me make about her too, because I'm not about to pull a motoki/maxx and post private conversations or other personal stuff all over this board and brag about it. My penis is already too big to be riding bicycles for that. :rofl:)

[maxx]

Maxx with the abacabb assist > Team Shorty

haha oh man.

[maxx]

i know this is a random ass question but is 10pm too late to call a high school girls house?

[Rico!]

snip

Your AV is nasty man!!! :mad:

[ethnic_scrap]

i know this is a random ass question but is 10pm too late to call a high school girls house?

Depends on the house/girl. If the girl has her own line in her room why not. But generally, yes, probably too late. But then again, I'm thinking of girls when I was in high school. Which was probably the same time women earned the right to vote. So I'm soing no, it's not too late.

[maxx]

Depends on the house/girl. If the girl has her own line in her room why not. But generally, yes, probably too late. But then again, I'm thinking of girls when I was in high school. Which was probably the same time women earned the right to vote. So I'm soing no, it's not too late.

blah i haven't been in high school in 4 years so i have no idea either and since its like 10:15 imma go with too late. also adding to she wanted me to call her house and ask for her sister who in turn would pass to her cause she's grounded...too much shit. I'll call or im her tomarrow.

in other news....my new favorite martial arts trickz sampler...god i need the song in this

http://media.putfile.com/KJER2006

[Nemesis00]

My week in Florida.

Day 1: Leave New York. 21 hour drive down I95. Got to see a dead body on the side of the road.

Day 2: Arrive in Florida. Unpack clothes. Sleep. Shop. Eat. Drink.

Day 3: Basketball. Pool. Beer. Weed. Cigars.

Day 4: Casual drinking. Lounging. Pink bra.

Day 5: Islands of Adventure. Extreme drinking. I hit on a 16 year old girl while drunk. I'm 21. Woke up next to toilet.

Day 6: Rest

Day 7: Frat party. Hit on a bunch of college chicks. Failed miserably.

Day 8. Casual drinking. Lounging. Sports on TV.

Day 9: Leave Florida. Drive up I95. Crappy fast food.

Day 10: Arrive to New York covered in ice and snow.

[Dan?]

Phil Collins is the shit. That is all.

He is my archnemesis. We jousted on Saturn. Twice.

[Ne0phyte]

When you're in a relationship with someone for over two years, you shouldn't lie to them and tell them shit just to make them feel better. Save that cowardly shit for someone else.

Now to play Jet Grind Radio again.

[*InVeRs3*]

When you're in a relationship with someone for over two years, you shouldn't lie to them and tell them shit just to make them feel better. Save that cowardly shit for someone else.

Now to play Jet Grind Radio again.

Why do you want this thread closed?

Do what Neo did, and fight Agent Smith, instead of fighting those who love this thread! :looney: :looney:

[Carpet Lint]

He is my archnemesis. We jousted on Saturn. Twice.
Did you manage to crack his space armour with your vibrating laser lance?

[Ephidel]

I give up trying to work hard and whatnot, everybody around work, school, etc says I'm lazy - so you know what, I'm not gonna disappoint them since it's the truth...

The fact is that I am lazy no matter how hard I try to change. With that said, I'm calling of work tomorrow - it's too cold outside.

[Adam Warlock]

i know this is a random ass question but is 10pm too late to call a high school girls house?


blah i haven't been in high school in 4 years

Dude you've been out of high school for fouryears. Anytime is too late.

SNIP
Fuck. Man, when you people come to Orlando... HIT ME UP, DAMMIT.

Airthrow: Sorry I didn't hit you back. Igot caught up. About the solder. Are you using flux? If not, DO IT. It sounds like the issue is heat isn't being transferred to what you're soldering to. If you are using flux, check to make sure the tip of the iron you're using is good.

[maxx]

Dude you've been out of high school for fouryears. Anytime is too late.


.

haha shut up.

[Faight]

Since someone else has posted about trips, I'll do mine. I'm leaving Iraq for my first R&R, I get 5 weeks off. Paid, even. To sit on my ass.

Left the Green Zone and went to Camp Slayer/Victory.

Stayed 2 days because they needed ALOT of computer help (my job). Finished all the work.

Got ready to leave this morning (Thursday).

Realized my passport was on the other side of Baghdad... I had forgotten it. 3 hours till my flight left.

Called my boss. He found it in my hooch. He took it to the airfield. Luckily he's a retired Lt. Col. and he persuaded a Major to carry it over to my airfield.

Picked up passport, ate lunch, went to airport. BIAP (Baghdad International Airport) is no fun at all. Very confusing, few people speak english. Had a hard time finding my flight; my ticket didn't even say the gate or terminal. I pretty much had to wait until some guys were running around yelling out the flight number.

Flew to Amman, Jordan. Currently am in Amman. My layover here is 12 hours give or take. It's very boring. There is a little cafe here where I can buy internet access for like 5 bucks an hour, I purchased 2 hours. Wasting it sending emails and playing FFXI and browsing SRK.

Will leave around 2am. Flying to Amsterdam. 1 1/2 hour layover there.

Flying to Amsterdam to Detroit. 2-3 hour layover there.

Flying from Detroit to Charlotte, NC. My parents live there, my car ended up down there. I was lucky enough to find out that my inspection sticker expired on the 31st of December and no one bothered to get it inspected. So I have to drive back to Richmond, VA with an expired sticker. I'll just throw my flak vest, helmet, and maybe my gas mask in the back seat, and if I get pulled over I'll whip out my CAC card and my orders and give them a sob story about just getting back from Iraq. That should do it. The car is almost brand new anyways, it's a 2004. Bought it brand new about a year ago.

now I'm going to sit in this airport and wait.

[Adam Warlock]

Pat, when you get to Richmond, tell Kevin I said wassup.

[Faight]

Pat, when you get to Richmond, tell Kevin I said wassup.

Will do. When I see him I'll say "Adam Warlock says "Whats up"".

man, totally bored. the arabian guy who works at the counter keeps coming up and watching me run around in ffxi and it's kinda disturbing. I just want to solo my nin 1-10 in peace!

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Will do. When I see him I'll say "Adam Warlock says "Whats up"".

man, totally bored. the arabian guy who works at the counter keeps coming up and watching me run around in ffxi and it's kinda disturbing. I just want to solo my nin 1-10 in peace!

He just wants to see your sexy ass cast a spell.

Oblige him.

[Faight]

You know, I'm just waiting to get in a party in FFXI where someone has Utsusemi and makes a macro where they call it "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu". I can totally see it happening.

I haven't been in the US, what do they call that technique on the dub? My friends and I were joking around, and we were trying to figure out how they'd mangle the translation or just straight up change it. Ideas we came up with:

Art of the Doppelganger
Shadow Clone Technique (literal translation, but knowing dubs they'd add some gay ass echo or something)
um I forget what else. I'm just trying to kill time before I can go get on the damn plane and get back to the US of A.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I honestly can't recall, but can definitely conform that it is something very ordinary and stupid.

And Naruto's voice still irritates the HELL out of me.

[Dan?]

Did you manage to crack his space armour with your vibrating laser lance?

Yes. The entire surface is drenched in his coarse, vile blood.

[JackTenrac!]

Yes. The entire surface is drenched in his coarse, vile blood.

Dan?, you make my day....just not my bed.

[KrassHole]

And Naruto's voice still irritates the HELL out of me.


lol why ?

[Nemesis00]

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808718754/trailer

The real Silent Hill trailer. Not a teaser or the site intro, but the real trailer.

[Carpet Lint]

Yes. The entire surface is drenched in his coarse, vile blood.
I've heard that it cures some forms of colon cancer.

Also that it's also a very powerful laundry detergent.

[Million]

it would've been funny to watch Gonzo rape Piggy with that incredible phallic-symbol nose. I thought of this nearly every time I saw Gonzo and Piggy in a scene together on Muppet Babies.

heh, Gonzo was a chubby-chaser.

*guys with the punk or ol' "rocknroll" style...whatever....what is the deal with the ridiculously tight pants? Don't even PRETEND that shit is comfortable. If your "boys" are all bunched up...that's not cool. That's not cool at all. One of the prime directives of manhood is to make sure your "equipment" is doing ok and protected at all times. Tight pants = NOT okay.

*heh...sidenote--"punk" as a slang term means something entirely different with black people, btw. I'm curious as to whether or not white people even realize this very important difference. For us, saying someone is "punk" usually means they are gay.

[Airthrow]

My job (which I like) just cut me to 12 hours next week, so I went to get a whole bunch of applications in the same mall after work. I'd REALLY like to work 50+hours a week between the two jobs so I can get ca$$H money. My current jobs says they will work around whatever other job I get.

Then I'm gonna see if I can make some extra money with some circuit designs I have in my head.

[JackTenrac!]

black kid who works hard, gets good jobs, stays away from hoes and crack, plays video games, hated by all = his mother's blog.

[FistsofFury]

*guys with the punk or ol' "rocknroll" style...whatever....what is the deal with the ridiculously tight pants? Don't even PRETEND that shit is comfortable. If your "boys" are all bunched up...that's not cool. That's not cool at all. One of the prime directives of manhood is to make sure your "equipment" is doing ok and protected at all times. Tight pants = NOT okay.


Emo dudes are actually wearing GIRL PANTS nowadays. Yup. This trend might be crazier than wearing clothes backwards back in the early 90s.

[*InVeRs3*]

emos and similar suck

[Murt!]

emos and similar suck

Goths fall under similar, yes?

[*InVeRs3*]

Goths fall under similar, yes?
yes

[FistsofFury]

Family Guy:
How can Bryan like both dogs and humans?!?!

[TehNewGuy]

Fuck! I'm friend zoned by this girl I kinda like/kinda just want to touch my penis because her friend hooked up with me last weekend...god damnit, and her friend isnt as hot as her! This is like eating a hotdog, and right before you're about to eat the steak, the steak jumps off your plate and says "Nuh uh negro, you cant eat me - goodbye!" then picks up it suitecase, puts on its hat, and walks away.

Edit - When I say "her friend isnt as hot as her" I mean, her friend isnt hot compared to her.

[FistsofFury]

Fuck! I'm friend zoned by this girl I kinda like/kinda just want to touch my penis because her friend hooked up with me last weekend...god damnit, and her friend isnt as hot as her! This is like eating a hotdog, and right before you're about to eat the steak, the steak jumps off your plate and says "Nuh uh negro, you cant eat me - goodbye!" then picks up it suitecase, puts on its hat, and walks away.


Pics plz.

[Scorpio_G]

Family Guy:
How can Bryan like both dogs and humans?!?!


Heh, speaking of Brian I had an idea where he became infatuated w/ a female cat. Hilarity will ensure with Peter around adding in the fact that the cat can talk back.

What? If Brian likes humans why not cats? :lol:

Edit: WOW. This nautre noise rain music really makes you sleepppyy.....

[Mechanica]

Katamari Damacy fans:

http://lionboogy.livejournal.com/219774.html

:bgrin: :bgrin: :bgrin:

So awesome!

[teh biologist]

ever want to just punch your geology professor in the face and fix his crooked grin?

[Murt!]

I <3 my new desktop. (http://img7.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1305killbill1ie.gif) <3<3<3 :lovin:

[kcxj]

Man, some crazy hormonal thing going on with me lately. This girl coworker doesn't have the slightest bit of interest in me, other than just being friends (or possibly even less). I've told myself to forget her already and deleted her phone number.

She smelled so good today it was driving me crazy...

Just looking at her hands (of all things) made it so I couldn't stop thinking about sex. She's not that hot compared to the random Korean girl I was lusting after the other day. That girl was a perfect ten, this girl is an eight (minus whatever points she gets minused since she smokes and is going to die sooner than I am).

She's so fucking evil.

This friendzone stuff is evil. I've been ignoring and avoiding her ever since I realized nothing is ever going to happen. Last couple weeks she comes up and says hi to me, like an interested girl would, by putting her hand on my arm. She actually went the next step and put her hand on my hand today as we were doing our work thing. I know it wasn't an accident either, as I've had other girls who hate me walk right off and not say anything before. Plus my hand was in kind of a wierd spot too, so I didn't expect her to reach over there.

Anyway, what's going on? Is it because I've been ignoring her and not calling anymore that she's getting so friendly and flirty again? Man, that's fucked up playing with my emotions like that and sending the mixed signals (even though I know she has no intention of ever letting me get by even first base). Part of me wants to do her extremely badly now (I was thinking about licking her pooper she smelled so good today), the common sense part of me says just to go with it if she does get flirty again, but I'm a fucking idiot if I ever think anything more than that is ever going to happen. Yeah, it's so evil and I can't do anything about it either. Beautiful women are spoiled stupid and as much as I don't want to become another one of her puppies there to kiss her ass, she's making it really hard for me not to.

EDIT: hmm... I should start asking about her friends actually. Since she's hot, I bet she has friends that are just as hot as she is also.

In other news, I was lusting after a chubby girl today also. :rofl: She cut her hair like one of those Japanese schoolgirl porno girls have it. Ooh, and it was so nice... She has a super cute face to go along perfect with it, but yeah, the chubbiness and flab on the body makes me rate her as a one or two at the most. Damn, so cute from the shoulders up though, and yeah, I'm a nerd and was attracted. I don't want to know what I might of been thinking about had she actually had the uniform/outfit to go along with the hairstyle too.

Your AV is nasty man!!! :mad:
I was debating whether to put the teeth or the ass picture.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/ass.jpg

I think I made the right choice. :tup:

[maxx]

i'm apparently immune to the friend zone this yr. dunno how i did it...but i broke it...for now.

[Adam Warlock]

My job (which I like) just cut me to 12 hours next week, so I went to get a whole bunch of applications in the same mall after work. I'd REALLY like to work 50+hours a week between the two jobs so I can get ca$$H money. My current jobs says they will work around whatever other job I get.

Then I'm gonna see if I can make some extra money with some circuit designs I have in my head.
Yo, did you try what I said with the solder?

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

...Is StopTazmo EVER going to finishing updating Battle Royale?

I'm starting to get pissed off.

[Hunter D]

...Is StopTazmo EVER going to finishing updating Battle Royale?

I'm starting to get pissed off.
There hasn't been a chapter update to battle royale in ages. I've checked I IRC and found nothing. I also read it.

[Adam Warlock]

Quote your post and name the person you flamed man. We, the SRK bush men (ghetto ass cats who can't afford premium) want to read it too.:sad:
I'm not that vain yet, but I'll spot you premium if you want. By the way, did you catch this one?
http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106354&page=7

I've got a pm full of bullshit he sent me for when he gets out of line. Ammo locked and loaded lol

[Hunter D]

Yes I did. You got me on the first page. You didn't grime me out like you grimed out Snake and that bio dude though.

Your flame:
http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2865237&postcount=10

No doubt I accept your premium offer as long as don't have to give up my manhood to get it.

[Adam Warlock]

Yes I did. You got me on the first page. You didn't grime me out like you grimed out Snake and that bio dude though.

Your flame:
http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2865237&postcount=10

My bad lol, I wasn't really flaming you though, just being real. I had forgotten about that lol.


No doubt I accept your premium offer as long as don't have to give up my manhood to get it.

Your hole is MINE!!![/Shang Tsung] Waiting on Wiz.

[Hunter D]

My bad lol, I wasn't really flaming you though, just being real. I had forgotten about that lol.



Your hole is MINE!!![/Shang Tsung]
Its ok, I knew you wasn't flaming me. If you were really trying to flame me you would have called me a homosexual in some form. I notice that you find a way to call a cat gay in some way when you bring teh arpe. Shit is like ken vs anyone in 3S. You got too many offensive options.

[Adam Warlock]

Its ok, I knew you wasn't flaming me. If you were really trying to flame me you would have called me a homosexual in some form. I notice that you find a way to call a cat gay in some way when you bring teh arpe. Shit is like ken vs anyone in 3S. You got too many offensive options.
I miss 2k3/2k4 SRK. Me, Slide, and Ronin had the triangle offense.

[Nemesis00]

Holy shit! Pyramid Head!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/Markydarko/SHshots.jpg

[Captain Ryu]

If any of you get stung by a scottish bee you were just served by william wallace.

Brb guy's... I just found 10 grand on the ground outside. I have to go turn it in to the police.

[kcxj]

Holy shit! Pyramid Head!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/Markydarko/SHshots.jpg
Wow, that's crazy. Are those pics from the upcoming movie or whatever video game's coming out for the next gen consoles? Those nurses are starting to look cliche and not so scary anymore.

My favorite scene from the games is in Silent Hill 3 when Heather is in the storage office where all the mannequins and other headless sculptures are. I'm pretty sure every who wants to play this game has played it by now, but I'll keep the spoiler to myself anyway. I got a kick out of what happens.

-------

I sure love it whenever it's taco night at work. I love it so much I've become addicted to those gordita things they sell at Taco Bell when it's not taco night. I just ate four of them and I'm still hungry.

Why do people make diarrhea jokes about Mexican food all the time though? I never get diarrhea after eating like ten tacos. It's just a hamburger with a tortilla or flatbread instead of a bun right? McDonald's adds excessive sugar to it's buns (possibly HFCS). I can always taste it, and it's not very good.

[Hunter D]

Enter The Warlock (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=86246&page=13)
This was too good.

[Rico!]

I was debating whether to put the teeth or the ass picture.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/ass.jpg

I think I made the right choice. :tup:

:crybaby: you make me cry!

[Airthrow]

Anyone know where I can buy a bunch of Dreamcast VMU's cheap? And if anyone says "ebay" I will strangle them.
Yo, did you try what I said with the solder?

You didn't say nothing, and you didn't call me back, fool! Come to Washington sucka.

I just got about 1000 hella random electronical components, 50 microswitches, and am waiting on my hi-power LEDs to ship to me.

[JackTenrac!]

1000th post. I'd like to thank the Power Rangers of SRK. You all know who you are.

The tightness.

Watching a bit of GWBG.

Played KoF XI finally.

Airthrow's Dip dip. The DC's set set. When they crip...they...jet jet. Text text...

[ethnic_scrap]

Why doesn't yellow fever work the other way round? You never see white girls lusting after asian guys, fantasizing about ninja masters or asian geeks or [insert asian male stereotype of choice]

[Roxie]

Why doesn't yellow fever work the other way round? You never see white girls lusting after asian guys, fantasizing about ninja masters or asian geeks or [insert asian male stereotype of choice]
Ah, when's the last time you ever saw an Asian man being portrayed a sexual object (sexy or highly desirable) in television or film, as compared to an Asian woman?

[maxx]

...

anyone find buying condoms from the local store the most nerveracking shit ever.

I mean i got all these people eyeing me as i look for the right one to buy. their like a million condoms to choose from...people are nosey fuckers as they watch you being tortured by their fucking eyes. ughh

This happened to me today:

cashier:this it

maxx:.....

random guy behind maxx: ahh using protection....good boy

maxx:yah -=insert nervous laugh=-

...in other news godamn martial arts tournies rape my ass...this is wut i estimate the next tourny is gonna cost me...

85 bucks not including plane and hotel..oh well virgina here i come!

[ethnic_scrap]

Ah, when's the last time you ever saw an Asian man being portrayed a sexual object (sexy or highly desirable) in television or film, as compared to an Asian woman?

Um, William Hung?

....

I guess there's my answer right there.

[kcxj]

anyone find buying condoms from the local store the most nerveracking shit ever.

Yeah, I'm an adult already, but I don't fuck with any of that embarassing stuff. Order online instead. I know I wouldn't want to be selling condoms to some other dude or douche to a lady if I worked cashier somewhere. So I give them the common courtesy for their work and online it/anonymity that shit down instead. Imagine selling an enema or Preparation H to some gross looking person? :rofl: Everything you see in the stores is available on drugstore.com etc... plus if you search other sites, you can get the thinner, more expensive ones from Japan also.

If anybody is curious, the unspoken practice when you need to buy condoms in China is to show the cashier a coin, and she'll go get your size depending on what coin you showed them. Dollar coins are the largest coins, so you show that if you want a large size and so on down the line.

I'm curious why you post on this site, because it sounds like you go to martial arts tournies more often than the SF ones.

Um, William Hung?

....

I guess there's my answer right there.
Anybody else see the movie "Saw"? I almost shit myself out of amazement that I actually saw an Asian person in a Western made movie that wasn't a martial arts master for once.

[Rico!]

...

anyone find buying condoms from the local store the most nerveracking shit ever.


they usually give them out at alot of events and stuff around the university. I have a whole collection of them. :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby:

[FistsofFury]

Fry is Dr. Farnsworth's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great uncle. I figured it out in bed a couple minutes ago. 1000 years is a long time. It seems to me after that long Fry and Farnsworth would barely be related. Speaking of relation, is there a test to determine family relation besides paternity tests? Something that reaches back farther? How far do they go?



Anyone?

[maxx]

Yeah, I'm an adult already, but I don't fuck with any of that embarassing stuff. Order online instead. I know I wouldn't want to be selling condoms to some other dude or douche to a lady if I worked cashier somewhere. So I give them the common courtesy for their work and online it/anonymity that shit down instead. Imagine selling an enema or Preparation H to some gross looking person? :rofl: Everything you see in the stores is available on drugstore.com etc... plus if you search other sites, you can get the thinner, more expensive ones from Japan also.

If anybody is curious, the unspoken practice when you need to buy condoms in China is to show the cashier a coin, and she'll go get your size depending on what coin you showed them. Dollar coins are the largest coins, so you show that if you want a large size and so on down the line.

I'm curious why you post on this site, because it sounds like you go to martial arts tournies more often than the SF ones.



haha you trying to get rid of me? i've been playing sf just as long as i've been doing martial arts. I rarelyy go to gaming tournies..but don't mean i don't play. but i mainly stick to the general discussion forums..but i'm a fighting game person for life.

no9176: yah at the community college i went to last year i stole like a bucketload full of them....but have used them up since. my statecollege has not given them out..ugh.

[kcxj]

haha you trying to get rid of me?
Yeah, no offense intended, but I think I might be subconciously trying to do that now actually. :rofl: That bucket comment was pretty bad...

1. It doesn't count when you use them on yourself.

2. Maybe just because you're younger, but the way you talk makes it sound like you've boned more hot girls I've taken a piss in the past two years.

Wilt Chamberlain and anybody else with money and fame I believe. As for the grimey ass and poor video gamers like me and you that post here though? :rofl: I honestly shouldn't be one to talk, but the busted looking, fat, or nerdy girls don't count either.

[maxx]

Yeah, no offense intended, but I think I might be subconciously trying to do that now actually. :rofl: That bucket comment was pretty bad...

1. It doesn't count when you use them on yourself.

2. Maybe just because you're younger, but the way you talk makes it sound like you've boned more hot girls I've taken a piss in the past two years.

Wilt Chamberlain and anybody else with money and fame I believe. As for the grimey ass and poor video gamers like me and you that post here though? :rofl: I honestly shouldn't be one to talk, but the busted looking, fat, or gamer girls don't count either.

woo woo never said hot girls..i said i fuck girls lol. their all average...i have yet to bang a hot girl.

[GreyFoxx]

Still a n00b on these forums yet a senior on FM...? Why for the last 2 hours did i read this whole thread beackwards and thought to myself "WTH am i reding backwards?" Well it sleeted outside and well talked to my girl...must get ass from her yet shes young and mom is super-power ranger protective of her. Yet this girl is open to ANYTHING...means alot. Started new job not hot females cool yet not hot working at the Shoe carnival next store to my Gamestop so i feel like a strip mall whore now. You guys have plenty of more intresting stories maybe im not too open...yet. Thinking of moving to Iwoa what the heck is in Iwoa anyway? Talking to this other chick and she wants me too to the point sex will be used to keep me there. She's alittle chubby so i have a thing for chubby girls and well big tits...and big ass maybe becuase im skinny and thats instantly means Skinny+chubby= Normal human Sex. Maybe division is needed...crap late work tommorw musnt play WoW. Thanks for the welcomes maybe ill do something like webcam my Rican self for no apparent reason. Please ignore run on sentences random runaway thoughts and perverse images produced by my words. :sweat:

[Rico!]

punctuation and formating will help you in the long run

[Airthrow]

I just got about 2000 (rough estimate, will count tommorow) electronic components in the mail for 32 bucks. Just for laughs I am gonna compute how much all this shit would've cost me at radioshack (ripoff shack). My best guess is around 200 bucks, conservatively.

[PsychoMistress]

Anyone know where I can buy a bunch of Dreamcast VMU's cheap? And if anyone says "ebay" I will strangle them.


You didn't say nothing, and you didn't call me back, fool! Come to Washington sucka.

I just got about 1000 hella random electronical components, 50 microswitches, and am waiting on my hi-power LEDs to ship to me.

I have one I can give you

[Pained Auron]

Anyone know where I can buy a bunch of Dreamcast VMU's cheap? And if anyone says "ebay" I will strangle them.



you can get some on ebay

[Airthrow]

I have one I can give you

Nah it's cool, I need 30 or more.

[PsychoMistress]

Well fuck you...I didn't wanna give it to you anyway.

[FistsofFury]

http://www.frappr.com/srk

In case you suckas forgot.

[Murt!]

LOL hip-hop emo in Edmonton.

[Million]

Since when was there an "Other Games" forum in this place? I just noticed it yesterday. Heh, that kinda makes that "Currently Playing.." thread a bit obsolete now.

I had a dream that I had a little black dog for a pet last night...I think it was a "dachsund"...this is odd since I'm not even a "dog person". I don't really trust them(much like I don't trust people), and they are incredibly annoying when they're hyper and all over you, like my cousin's dog.

These new Cartoon Network shows would make good source material for games....it's too bad that the games would be guaranteed to suck for this particular reason:
-if it's based on a kids' show. The developers usually don't seem to give a shit about the quality of the game. Since the target audience is generally about 10--13 years old, they probably figure "eh, it's not like they're picky...relax. They don't know better...so it's no big deal if this game sucks. Let's just get this done so we can move on to the next project." Really, look at the vast majority of games based on kid shows like Power Rangers or Powerpuff Girls...not one of them even looks like a "decent" game. They've all looked like pure trash that was probably totally done in just a 2 month or less development period.

--Once again we are in a long period of repeats apparently on G4. I can't even remember the last time I saw a new episode of Xplay or Judgement Day....and Attack of the Show has been doing "highlight" shows for the past 2 weeks or so....the only "new" thing on the network is 2 goddamn hours of Star Trek EVERY night now. Whoever runs this network, I seriously want to beat you in the face repeatedly with a skillet. I'm one of the last handful of people still watching this pitiful network, and now I'm getting close to that breaking point that most others reached a long time ago. This might be it for me.

...hmm...is there really anything to love about this world other than money, art, an orgasm, good music, video games, and good food? I don't think so. Everything else appears to be shit-suck from what I can tell.

[JackTenrac!]

http://www.frappr.com/srk

In case you suckas forgot.


..mmmm....Neoo...

[kcxj]

...hmm...is there really anything to love about this world other than money, art, an orgasm, good music, video games, and good food? I don't think so. Everything else appears to be shit-suck from what I can tell.
I would have sex with my money if there were hotter looking people besides Alexander Hamilton on there, and also if it wouldn't give paper cuts and painful abrasions in a place I don't want those either.

-----

I wish I got out of the house more on my days off (not just to play video games with my buddies). I go to the gym and do my martials arts so I don't become a fat lardass, pale from sitting at home all day. But yeah, I find myself sitting at home and getting pale a lot, and would become a fat lardass if I didn't watch my diet and exercise on a regular basis.

-----

I've met more girls online in the past month than I have in real life in the past 6 months. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not though (reason I was thinking about getting out of the house more). I've met girls online when I was younger before, and I actually got the phone numbers of a few of them. Yeah, I pussied out with the whole calling thing and nothing ever ended up happening though. Just me stop talking to them.

Anyway, this new girl that responded to my online personal ad thing looks like Sakura Sena. She has a skanky slut tattoo on a her body (just like Sakura also has) that she's not afraid to show random strangers like me either. A little exciting actually. I don't know why she responded since she lives far away from me though. I'll PM the picture if anybody is interested (not the tattoo one).

One of my friends a few years younger than I am says he's had it with online girls. They're all slutty, whores, fat, emo, blah, blah, blah... etc... Why can't he just find a "nice" girl that loves to cuddle and watch anime with him? Name withheld out of embarassment obviously, but yeah, good fucking luck... lol

edit: Man, how my posts do I have in this thread already? I'm going to tone it down from now on, since I'm not actually sure who's reading what I have say also. Bye.

[RaishinX]

Yesterday my highschool had something called a "Senior Installation". Basically it's a senior's introduction to the world (I can't roll my eyes hard enough, so I won't bother with that). The seniors voted on two colors to wear on that day (we have a school uniform so this is more significant than you might think). The majority (which I don't trust farther than I can throw) chose "Icey" (don't think for one second that Gucci Mane didn't inspire this) blue and grey amongst mint green/black, grey/black toupe and something and some other brown combo. First off, to me, those colors are both to thin and wispy for me to wear, so fuck them sideways (non-consentially). So I chose not to dress up in suit/tie/slacks. That shit costs money, is pointless, uncomfortable AND unattractive...I'd be hard-pressed to even consider that mess. I only saw three other seniors who didn't dress up...and they're all thugs :rofl:.
People asked me why I didn't dress up a total of about 7 times. Goddammit. And that's just the people that asked, count the ones who gave me dissappointed looks when they say a black hoodie and sagging Dickies. The hell with what people want, what about me? I spent the day chilling in empty classes while the seniors and juniors sat in the auditorium dealing with the two-hour program. One of the chicks was like "so that means you won't go to the prom either huh?" and no, I'm not going. She said that it was a once in a lifetime thing. I didn't say this (couldn't think of it in time, but I will say it next time) but killing yourself is a once in a lifetime thing, that doesn't mean I should do it. My friends went though (one of which who shares a similar mindset as I (!?). After it we left (which is the tradition for seniors), went to my friends house (the one I just spoke of) and played Urban Reign-that game doesn't suck so just kill yourself before you've finished reading this.
I gotta get a tux, rent a car (scratch that, I dunno how to drive), a date, and of course a prom ticket. 100+ bucks, even for me. Hells no. That's two fucking new videogames. Not to mention I gotta get a date (I don't HAVE to, but I'd be better off doing something less painful, like shooting myself in the ear). I'm not even sure if I could do that. I bet if I put up the money for her (dress, nails, makeup, some other crap I couldn't care less about) I'd have plenty of offers, and I won't even go into how fucking fake that is. I'll just let you imagine. So it boils down to me car-pooling slash getting a ride from my date (who might not be attractive HAHAHAHA!!), which, believe it or not, won't get me the pimp award (need more chicks). Not to mention my cheap suit (the prom ticket's 70 bucks, that's gonna leave me pretty dry, bub.) is gonna get me ragged on for the night. I'm not getting a room at some hotel (outta my price range-OMPR), I'm not getting laid, I can't dance-Dammit all to hell. I'll stick my dick in a meat grinder and save myself some money.

[ethnic_scrap]

*snip

Wow, just wow. Ah, the teen-angst anxiety phase, I know that all too well. There are a million and one different things that I could say here, but you're young, you're probably not going listen, and I'm at work. You can figure it out.

Btw, if you can read this sentence: "I'm not getting laid, I can't dance-Dammit all to hell. I'll stick my dick in a meat grinder and save myself some money."

Is it any wonder your not going to get laid?

[FistsofFury]

*stuff*


Man...prom is fun. It is. And it is a once in a lifetime thing. Just go even if you hate it at least you went.

I'm sure bigger dorks than you have gone to prom and enjoyed themselves. Just get your mind right.

-Edit-
=You don't need a date. Just go with your friends.

=You don't need to rent a car. Just go without someone that is driving/riding in a limo or something.

Prom costs money, but not as much as you're making it out to be.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

One of my friends a few years younger than I am says he's had it with online girls. They're all synonmous with the majority you find outside.

Fixed.

[Rico!]

One of my friends a few years younger than I am says he's had it with online girls.

arent some of them not even female?

[VruS]

virgina here i come!

So thats why you needed the condoms!

[Million]

CD format sucked in the beginning, and dammit it sucks now. I'm tired of the bullshit. It never fails...a piece of lint could touch the underside of your cd, and you can bet your soul that your favorite segment of your favorite song is RUINED....not that crappy song you never listen to...only the good stuff gets fucked over.

Fuck CDs. I'd like to go back in time and change things so we progressed from casettes directly into the miniDisc and mp3 eras. While back in time...I'd probably find the guy who invented the cd...and bomb his car or something...or just rip his leg off and beat him with it.

[Ephidel]

I just can't eat corn flakes without sugar! Maybe I just need to quit buying them lol...

[JackTenrac!]

Corner Gas dissed The Littlest Hobo.

= Top teir.

They even got the old theme song down pat at the end of the episode...

...what the hell is synergy?

[kreech]

*sigh*
3:36am. caffeine messes with you alot, eh?

[kcxj]

arent some of them not even female?
Yeah, actually. I can totally hook you up if you're interested.

(I don't know if it's a good thing or not, but I'm not even joking either)

-----

Disappointing night at work. Normally there are hot girls all over the place on Saturday nights and it's great. Tonight I got treated to a bent over back end image of a flat butt, fat gut girl who was wearing jeans about two sizes too small. You could see the fat since she must think she's sexy and was wearing a belly shirt.

Anyway, it looked like her crotch was hungry and trying to eat her pants.

[abacabb]

my basement door was open for like 2 weeks. i just went down there and noticed that it wasnt locked. if any random crackhead wouldve noticed my family and i couldve been seriously fucked. he couldve came up the stairs and killed us or just stole my bikes (many of which are stolen themselves). im so glad i went down there to look for my FFT which seems to be lost forever

[R.P.D rookie]

So, how long has S.AM been MIA here on srk?


Haven't seen him post in about a year I think. I was sitting here thinking the other day about what posters I rarely see post anymore and he was one of those that came to mind.

[Airthrow]

I didn't go to prom and despite what everyone told me, I sure as fuck don't regret it.

[TehNewGuy]

Yeah you really didnt miss anything? My prom wasnt all it was hyped up to be...just a waste of dough really.

[FistsofFury]

Yeah you really didnt miss anything? My prom wasnt all it was hyped up to be...just a waste of dough really.


Its because you were with that ball and chain and not with us.

AND YOU DIDN'T GET NO PUSSY.

[TehNewGuy]

I got road head and Wendy's 5 piece nuggets afterwards NIGGA! Yeah, thats probably true too, but we've had funner times for way less money.

[FistsofFury]

"I love Detroit! Okay, it's about 12:00 a.m. and I pull into a gas station around 6 mile and Puratin. I get out of my truck and lift the hood. I open and fill the power steering pump then I proceed to walk into the gas station to wash my hand and I walk by a van that's filled with girls and from it I hear, 'Hey white boy you want some of this?', etc. Not caring, I walk by the van without paying them any attention. Coming out of the gas station I see the van is still there and as I walk past it now for the second time I hear, 'You prolly couldn't handle this anyway.', 'fat ass'.

So I get 'cat called' walking in and insulted walking out. Lovely. "

-Random Hero 360

[VG Emblem]

Wow, we did some grocery shopping today. I'm happy, VERY happy. I got like everything that a fat person would ever want and everything that could possibly induce a heart attack. Hmmm, cookie crisp, chunky chips ahoy, rice crispies treats, these brownie cookie things, a thousand and one hot pockets, bagels, reeses' mini peanut butter cups, and alot of pop-tarts, mostly chocolate chip flavor. Needless to say, I'm set.:bgrin:

[Hokuto Shingo]

Has anyone ever noticed that when you open a box of Fruity Pebbles it kinda smells like musty armpits?

[JackTenrac!]

Proms in Bramladesh are not cool at all. The female teacher chaperoning always looks better than your date, or any of the other girls there, for that matter..

Really wanted to go back to my old high school in the R.E.X. for that particular reason. That and I was looking to reprise my role as best black class clown since the guy who took my spot post Gr. 7 went al Qu..err...mauselam.

[Million]

I love when it looks like night-time for the entire day. It's dark and cloudy here.

*so it's official now...I'm moving to a new apartment. The overtime at work was right on schedule, 'cause this is sure to hit my account hard like a kick in the scrotum.

heh ..."scrotum" is such a funny word. Just like in childhood..I get a laugh out of just hearing it. I think in terms of comedy...it's actually better than saying "nutsack".

random guy in School Daze "Shut up, scrotum-face!". he heeeee...nice.

*here's a pic of my apartment(exterior) found on the net...I'll miss it so much: http://www.apartmentfinder.com/apartment/apartmentdetail.aspx?mid=5360&refer=af&aptid=101214

[Murt!]

I want to to go to FFA, but am hesitant because of the level of comp there... I'm ok, but have absolutely nothing on pyrolee, victoLy, 5 Star,etc. It's prolly my closest arcade tho, and I suppose I have to start somewhere, but still... Has anyone else been in a situation similar to this? Advice from you would be appreciated.

[Scorpio_G]

I love when it looks like night-time for the entire day. It's dark and cloudy here.

*so it's official now...I'm moving to a new apartment. The overtime at work was right on schedule, 'cause this is sure to hit my account hard like a kick in the scrotum.

heh ..."scrotum" is such a funny word. Just like in childhood..I get a laugh out of just hearing it. I think in terms of comedy...it's actually better than saying "nutsack".

random guy in School Daze "Shut up, scrotum-face!". he heeeee...nice.

*here's a pic of my apartment(exterior) found on the net...I'll miss it so much: http://www.apartmentfinder.com/apartment/apartmentdetail.aspx?mid=5360&refer=af&aptid=101214

OMG the exterior looks so nice as well as the apt. ::looks at rent:: OMG 899 for a 1BR/Bathroom apt! Now if Gas and Water was included then that's surely the best apt ever....

...OMG THERES GAS, WATER, AND ELECTRIC!

Too bad it's in Tennesee! :crybaby:

[Million]

yep, that's one of the reasons I will miss this place. All utilities are covered, so I was only paying the rent(+my other bills; cable/tv+internet and financial aid debt)

I think those prices may be old or something though..it's a little more expensive than that. If I had a better paying job, I'd probably stay another year, or for at least a 6month new lease or something...

I will mostly miss this location. You just can't beat the location of this place...I was around the corner from my favorite restaurant EVER for burgers(at least until they died. I'm still in a period of mourning for the great Fuddruckers...see? Jinx power. I move in and *BAM*...couple of months later the Fuddruckers DIES.). Right on this same block there is a Krispy Kreme....a nice small restaurant called Soda Shop(or "Elliston Place", I forgot)...another excellent small-time restaurant called Routier's(EXCELLENT food. cool points for having a Ms. Pacman machine in the front area.) Then there's pizza places that I haven't really tried(since Freschetta's owns my soul), including a Papa John's....there's a Logan's, Chilli's, a comic book store, a Tower Records/Video, a Blockbuster, some Sandwich shops(Jersey Mike's Subs are good)etc.

After living here....I really don't get how people could tolerate living in remote, middle-of-nowhere type areas. I LOVE the sense of freedom...the luxury of thinking "hmm...think I'll walk on over to Tower today..". From now on in life, I MUST always live within close proximity a lot of places. heh heh...the new apartment I'm moving to happens to be down the street from Walmart and a Kroger.(and Arby's, some Gyro's place, McDonald's, etc.)

[Mechanica]

Man, that's not really that... cheap. >_>

Well okay, maybe for someone in NY or something.

Anyway, apparently I started talking in my sleep again, and my friend said I was speaking Japanese in my sleep. LMAO. :rofl:

[FireisWet]

nyahaha, i just walked my dog, and he decided to drop a deuce under a huge street sign. I took a look at the sign, and what do you know..."No Dumping". Been laughing since he finished up. :rofl:

[Rico!]

Yeah, actually. I can totally hook you up if you're interested.

(I don't know if it's a good thing or not, but I'm not even joking either)



i'll pass :confused:

-VG Emblem's avatar is just too funny.

-Korean pop music sucks. Crappy wannabe hip hop bullshit...

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

nyahaha, i just walked my dog, and he decided to drop a deuce under a huge street sign. I took a look at the sign, and what do you know..."No Dumping". Been laughing since he finished up. :rofl:

...The hell are you doing here?

[Pained Auron]

...The hell are you doing here?


you should be asking yourself that question

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

you should be asking yourself that question

And you should shut the hell up, but we know how well you follow directions.

[FistsofFury]

I need to read The Watchmen comic at some point.

[Dan?]

I need the read The Watchmen comic at some point.


If you enjoy comics in any way/shape/form/fashion then yes, yes you should.

[Zulu]

Suckin on my titties like you want em..

[DaDesiCanadian]

Wow, we did some grocery shopping today. I'm happy, VERY happy. I got like everything that a fat person would ever want and everything that could possibly induce a heart attack. Hmmm, cookie crisp, chunky chips ahoy, rice crispies treats, these brownie cookie things, a thousand and one hot pockets, bagels, reeses' mini peanut butter cups, and alot of pop-tarts, mostly chocolate chip flavor. Needless to say, I'm set.:bgrin:

Jesus. I wouldn't mind becoming fat by eating all of that. :bgrin:

[Murt!]

Wow, we did some grocery shopping today. I'm happy, VERY happy. I got like everything that a fat person would ever want and everything that could possibly induce a heart attack. Hmmm, cookie crisp, chunky chips ahoy, rice crispies treats, these brownie cookie things, a thousand and one hot pockets, bagels, reeses' mini peanut butter cups, and alot of pop-tarts, mostly chocolate chip flavor. Needless to say, I'm set.:bgrin:

Low tier. We're talking 3S Sean level here. :tdown:

[TehNewGuy]

You know whats really good? Outback's 16oz Prime Rib. I went there tonight to get one, had my heart set on it, drove 20min to get there, and its close at 9:30. I was so pissed, especially because I had to settle and get McDonalds. Tomorrow I'm going though, even if I have to run over some old lady who happens to be crossing the street while im enroute.

[abacabb]

why are the mormon boys walkin around east new york this late at night? i just saw them walking acroos the street from me. I went to take out the trash and i saw them just chillin like they arent the only white guys in a 20 block radius. and they were walking towards the projects! these cats are crazy

[Murt!]

why are the mormon boys walkin around east new york this late at night?

Cause they're packing, and each of their 4 wives is giving sniper support.

[abacabb]

Cause they're packing, and each of their 4 wives is giving sniper support.
lol. i know they role deep but niggas over here be fittin like 20 in a civic. plus they goin to the projects or crossin the boulevard, they gonna have to call there 5th wife assist

[teh biologist]

i don't see how you survive there.

[abacabb]

i don't see how you survive there.
What do you mean?

[teh biologist]

and they were walking towards the projects! these cats are crazy

I'd get shot on the first day of move-in.

[arcticninja]

w00t, I just got back from my one week vacation in motherfucking Cuba!!!

Cuba is fucking awesome, I definitely recommend it to us non-Americans.

[JackTenrac!]

I'd get shot on the first day of move-in.
I read ten words from you and...I'm sick of you already.

Nah...I keed I keed.

[kcxj]

http://www.everbank.com/direct.asp?Idpage=pro_evr_t1

I love money.

Just thought I'd share this link. They give me 3.01% interest for a checking account (as opposed to nothing and the .25% I was getting at my previous bank). Free ATM card and all that good stuff too. Only requirement is that I maintain a $1500 minimum balance.

It sounds too good to be true actually. I got the link from Motley Fool and Forbes magazine though, so it looks legit to me.

Anyway, I figured some other people here might want to check it out and stop busting themselves at work so hard.

[abacabb]

Has anyone in new york ever looked at the channel 25 fashion shows? the music they play is really good. im not sure wat genre it is tho, i think its house/ trance. and as a added bonus some of these chicks are hot. And the clothes they are modelling look good also. it just went off by the way

[Azrael]

Whenever you see a sexy/enticing poster of a girl, she usually has her mouth slightly open. Not wide open mind you, but just a little bit. And sure enough, seeing a girl looking seemingly at you with her mouth open just a little bit gets the loins stirring.

...Why is that? I mean, there's got to be some kind of psychological reason why this is so appealing, but aside from the obvious I can't figure it out. Maybe I am overthinking, and it is the obvious - INSERT COCK HERE.

[ethnic_scrap]

Whenever you see a sexy/enticing poster of a girl, she usually has her mouth slightly open. Not wide open mind you, but just a little bit. And sure enough, seeing a girl looking seemingly at you with her mouth open just a little bit gets the loins stirring.

...Why is that? I mean, there's got to be some kind of psychological reason why this is so appealing, but aside from the obvious I can't figure it out. Maybe I am overthinking, and it is the obvious - INSERT COCK HERE.

I think it also (half) represents or tries to associate it with the look when they are moaning in throes of passion. Kinda like the "bite the bottom lip" and look upwards look.

There was this girl on the bus today, who was wearing some insane perfume. I was just sitting there reading the paper, when bam! She sits on the seat across from me, and even through my blocked nose I could smell it. It wasnt your flowery/heady perfume shit, it was some vanilla-ish scent. I felt like I was in one of those textbook perfume ads where the guy smells what the girls wearing and then he has all those delusions and daydreams with the girl. I swear she must've noticed me taking extra heavy breaths.

[Roxie]

Whenever you see a sexy/enticing poster of a girl, she usually has her mouth slightly open. Not wide open mind you, but just a little bit. And sure enough, seeing a girl looking seemingly at you with her mouth open just a little bit gets the loins stirring.

...Why is that? I mean, there's got to be some kind of psychological reason why this is so appealing, but aside from the obvious I can't figure it out. Maybe I am overthinking, and it is the obvious - INSERT COCK HERE.
No, you're right. It's either that or tounge

[Ender120]

Yeah, advertising isn't all that subtle anymore.



I'm waiting for the day when they just hang the product right out of the woman's vagina. Works for most fruits (except for watermelon), toothbrushes, shampoos. Anything cylindrical and/or with a smaller diameter (maybe) than the woman's coin slot.


Might be a problem for car commercials.

[RaishinX]

Wow, just wow. Ah, the teen-angst anxiety phase, I know that all too well. There are a million and one different things that I could say here, but you're young, you're probably not going listen, and I'm at work. You can figure it out.

WTF! Teen what? There isn't anything you can say. I'm not wrong for not wanting to waste my money. Fuck outta here.

Btw, if you can read this sentence: "I'm not getting laid, I can't dance-Dammit all to hell. I'll stick my dick in a meat grinder and save myself some money."

Is it any wonder your not going to get laid?

Why? Cuz I said I'd rather fuck a meat grinder than go to a social gathering with no viable benefit whatsoever while I was on the internet? It's not like I say things like that while walking the hallway or some shit. I was thinking out loud. You can figure that out.

[RetroKid]

I read ten words from you and...I'm sick of you already.

Nah...I keed I keed.

I highly doubt that you are kidding. Just say it, dude. Actually, I'll say it for you.

"teh biologist is a fucking moron and I'm sick of reading the garbage he spews out."

There we go. I just thought out loud for someone else... and for myself as well.

[abacabb]

yeah the biologist is a dick but on now to something more important. Why is jerry springer still on? they should just show double episodes of maury or something

[RetroKid]

Haha, for real. Maury paternity tests are good comedy. I don't know why they have other topics every now and then. Everyone watches for the paternity tests.

I don't know if anyone remembers Richard Bey. That guy was the originator of trashy talk shows. When Bey was on TV, Springer was still a serious talk show. This was back in 1995 and I was 12 at that time. Christ, I'm old.

[maxx]

Haha, for real. Maury paternity tests are good comedy. I don't know why they have other topics every now and then. Everyone watches for the paternity tests.

I don't know if anyone remembers Richard Bey. That guy was the originator of trashy talk shows. When Bey was on TV, Springer was still a serious talk show. This was back in 1995 and I was 12 at that time. Christ, I'm old.

maury is comedy gold
http://www.whoomp.com/articles/94/1/Maury-%22%3BPaternity-Test%22%3B-Dance

[abacabb]

yea jerry springer is straight trash. its all the same shit. atleast with maury we might get is this hot chick a man or a women, or who is the daddy and then we get the people born with birth defects and the annual show with this dick jack hanna

[ethnic_scrap]

WTF! Teen what? There isn't anything you can say. I'm not wrong for not wanting to waste my money. Fuck outta here.


Did I say you were wrong? The lesson of the day is to at least try something before you judge it.

[Jappo]

It just now hit me that I have pink hair.

[maxx]

It just now hit me that I have pink hair.

pics?

[Roxie]

It just now hit me that I have pink hair.
I had pink and black hair once!! It looked so awesome with "Asian" bangs. It was bright and then I had the rest of my hair dyed black.

I wanna do it again....:sad:

[kcxj]

What the heck kind of newpaper is this? The Japanese says "Nikan sports" at the top. This isn't the sports section of some major Japanese newpaper is it? On the other side is a whole page devoted AV review and there are naked boobs. :rofl: Not even in the ads section of my men's magazines are there ever any fully exposed titties, never mind full on interviews with random porno girls of the week and the pictures to go with it too. Maybe people aren't so uptight about nudity over there as much as people in the US are? That's too good if this is a Japanese equivalent of like the Boston Globe or NY Times or something. I don't suppose there are billboards or posters in public places that advertise with nudity and people don't think twice about it are there?

----

The tongue thing is hot. Even if the girl is only average looking to me, she raises her hotness rating to the max for me whenever I see tongue. I'm positive the girls knows exactly how manipulative they're being whenever they take those sort of pictures too, but hey, no complaints from me. :bgrin:

[Jappo]

pics?

There ya go



Roxie: What do you mean by "Asian Bangs"? I'm curious.

[Carpet Lint]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AWESOME

Just awesome.

[KrassHole]

bloofy??

[kcxj]

Whoa! :rofl:

Is that really you? Why did you do that? Both making your hair so crazy looking, and actually posting your real picture in this thread also.

[Jappo]

Eh, it's not much, really. I mean, I posted my picture in the picture thread when I had purple hair a few weeks ago, maxx asked, so why not?

Right now I can go for some tacos at Taco Bell with some nacho cheese.

[abacabb]

this morning my father called and cursed me out. he was talking about how im changin schools and shit and how i lied to him about how everything was going fine in school. wat this man doesnt realize is that he isnt a person i can talk to. now i can talk about anything with my moms shes the easiest person to talk to cause she understands me. Pops dont understand shit about me. so until he learns to think before he acts i wont be able to talk to him truthfully.

Wow. thats a whole lotta personal shit i just wrote. just something i needed to get of my chest, sorry if it comes across as a little soft. And Musashi how long has your hair been pink?

[Adam Warlock]

Kids piss me off at times. Apparently my flames aren't funny. :sad:
http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107027&page=3

[JackTenrac!]

The bus smelled inbetween the scent of new kicks and coal mixed together today.

It was a prototype or new version of the Bramladesh Transit system buses. No Espanol to be seen, so it was not an imported seringe horder from the Americaah. No attempts to throw in TV sets that don't transmit past Global. Nothing. Just a newer way to organize everything on the way to the grind. Not as potent as the hustled GO TRANSIT or NY Transit vehicles with the comfortable seating, mind you. None at all. Probably Harper's doing. It's got screw-job Tory written all over its' nice and lovely new seats! Mmmmmm.

As cracked as it seemed, or seemed as crack, Bear Ryoma still holds true to the Nintendology of Donkey Kong NOT being a brotha. Just an ape with a tie that likes cracker ladies on his banana more than Bananas the Richard Scarry badman. A heated debate about the subject of Donkey Kong to Donkey Kong(Super GB Remake) between Bear R. and the Puffy Taco raged a bit through the typings of MSN. Apparently, the pros against took form. I vow revenge...it's just a fruit.

[FistsofFury]

</3 SRK:sad: (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107568)

[Roxie]

Roxie: What do you mean by "Asian Bangs"? I'm curious.
something like this (http://myspace-727.vo.llnwd.net/00199/72/76/199866727_m.jpg)

[TehNewGuy]

something like this (http://myspace-727.vo.llnwd.net/00199/72/76/199866727_m.jpg)

Aww, shes so cute!

Aint she cute yall?

*cocks gun? AINT SHE CUTE YALL?!

[Million]

Hittable? Yes.

No real overtime to speak of tomorrow so far...I'm relieved yet disappointed at the same time. I'll jump on any chance for that overtime money that comes up...but waking up at about 4:50am on a regular basis and working 'til 6pm was getting rough.

*one of my former good friends, "C"...once pretended to have leukemia to get girls. The funny thing to me is that it actually worked, apparently. heh, ya just never know with that guy.

[maxx]

There ya go



Roxie: What do you mean by "Asian Bangs"? I'm curious.

totally no offense..but are you a guy or girl..i totally can't tell by that picture.

[Roxie]

totally no offense..but are you a guy or girl..i totally can't tell by that picture.

FUCK YOU.

No offense.:lovin:













:rolleyes:

[Lantis]

FUCK YOU.

No offense.:lovin:













:rolleyes:

I think he meant Musashi.

[Roxie]

oH gawd. :blush:

this is what lack of sleep does to you.

My bad maxx. G'night.

[maxx]

oH gawd. :blush:

this is what lack of sleep does to you.

My bad maxx. G'night.

BUAHAHA its ok understandable. lol.

[Cisco]

Ok guys, i need your help here. RESPOND TO ME!!!!

I've broken up with my girlfriend last month, the break up was good. My first ever ex that i have good terms with Now i want to move on. Yes, i want to get into a new relationship but just not any relationship. I want to date a celebrity. Here's the scope of my scheme.

You see, i've been watching the music channels and i have been paying more attention to the media here. And yes, i found a real hot Philippine-local celebrity. Now, this chick has been advertise in ALLOT of magazines as of late + she's also advertising RPG online games such as RF online + level up games; she has some P.I. movies that have been released (very recent, as in the first week of January she was the female star in some garbage movie caled exodus); She guest stars in some of the shows here (just saw her in one show 30 minutes ago) and she also is a VJ in a music channel (not mtv, but kind of close to that): in w/c she hosts music video countdowns, interviews some of the musicians here, etc.

Now after the 30 minutes, i went to her website and found her INFO.

* she is only 5 months older than me (i'm 19 born on October, she was born on June)
* Her college is just right in front of mine. There’re about 5 schools in the location me and Kane_warhead study in, we (me and the chick) study at the same school but not in the same college. The school i study in is made for arts and is a branch of the school; the school is De La Salle. Now that La Salle she studies in is just right in front of my school, it would barely take me less than a minute to walk into that university.

So yeah, she is definitely in my "reach".

The thing is, she is taking up psychology. I have a couple of friends and one cousin there but, none of them are Psy majors. And yeah, i just thought about this goal 30 minutes ago.... so yeah, i need a plan to meet her. What I’m planning to do is make a friend in that course (w/c i'm clueless on how to find someone who studies in that course) and hopefully they know her. a bridge so that i may cross!!!!!!

There has to be a way. I have never felt so determined in my life, and i've only got this idea 30 minutes ago. If i manage to win this goal, it would be the most defining moment in my life.

Help me make a plan because there has got to be a way. I'm trying to think of something that would work but i need some help. I called a couple of my friends to come over around dinner so that i can discuss this plan to them, so you don't need to respond to me by saying "seek your friends first".

[RetroKid]

I got another request to think out loud on behalf of another poster. This poster goes by the initials S.P., and his thought is this:

"Man, I really can't stand Kalypso. He's just a kid who thinks he knows everything but the fact is that he's really a retard. Annoying little douche. I also think the same of teh biologist."

That is all.

[Murt!]

"Man, I really can't stand Kalypso. He's just a kid who thinks he knows everything but the fact is that he's really a retard. Annoying little douche. I also think the same of teh biologist."


My thoughts exactly. Kalypso is always ready to say something, and never ready to listen. I think I have an idea who this mystery poster is btw.:wink:

[RetroKid]

I think I have an idea who this mystery poster is btw.:wink:

...No you don't. His full name was withheld because he has to retain neutrality. I think I did a good job hiding it.... Yeah.

[Airthrow]

You would really think Cisco would stop posting about how he stalks girls on SRK by now, but I guess it is the only way he can get attention.

[Cisco]

You would really think Cisco would stop posting about how he stalks girls on SRK by now, but I guess it is the only way he can get attention.


this isn't stalking, look up the word. This is a goal.

[fishjie]

You would really think Cisco would stop posting about how he stalks girls on SRK by now, but I guess it is the only way he can get attention.

:rofl:

well at least he didn't make an entire thread about it this time. he knows what would happen if he did that.

ps i got home safely, no accident, no groping, and no bag ladies.
does anyone here know how to curve a bowling ball? i'd make a thread on it, but i already made a thread asking ppl to teach me basketball so i'm afraid i'll be attention whoring. kthxbai

[Cisco]

stalking, dreaming, nonsense what ever you want to call it. I want to date a celebrity, it doesn't have to be her.. hey maybe i could use her as a bridge to another famous chick, whatever! just as long as i can date someone famous!


No one in my circle has managed to do that, so i would be king of the hill if i achieve this. sure, i might not care about it after acouple of hours anymore since i don't even know how the fuck i can make this happen... but right now this idea is just taking over my head. The pros is just too much.

[TS]

Read that thread about the Blink 182 members that some guy just made, and started thinking about the band The Transplants...
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