The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[RaishinX]

I had a dream last night. There was this bald-headed guy...I think he was the one who played the main terrorist on 24 last night. Basically he was this kind of creature that LOOKED human, but didn't die or take damage like humans. In the start of the dream he has a blade to Dominic Purcell's neck (I don't know how it got like this). And Purcell's ben mollywhooped. Dude's face is bloody, he's tired and shit. He makes some type of deal with the terrorist guy and he doesn't get killed and winds up healing somehow. Then at some point me and the terrorist guy get into it. He tries to stick me with a pencil lead. I pull out a pencil and we both start attacking and dodging each other's swipes (I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP). We're both sitting in highschool desks facing each other swiping and poking, usually only getting scrapes in (he's sadistic, and I'm sticking with him; I was top tier in this dream). Finally I drop my goddamn pencil and get out of my chair to reach for it. Because the damn thing fell forward, it's right next to this bald fuck and he reaches around and stabs me in the back of my knee. By this point I've got my pencil and I stab him in his idle wrist (fucking awesome). He then gets up and starts chasing me around and somehow Dominic joins in. He's chasing baldy; baldy's chasin' me, things start to suck. I noticed that, judging by the decorations, it's Christmas time. Dominic starts talking shit while chasing baldy and I smartly comment about how Purcell was pleading for his life and shit, talking about his family just a few minutes ago. Well...you shouldn't piss off big-headed white guys. I think you ought to know that. He starts chasing me...after a while we stop and look at something that some chick in the room pointed out (I think it was a fireplace wtf?). Baldy takes another swipe at me and misses. I grab his outstretched wrist and break it (remember when the a Cell Jr. broke Yamcha's wrist? Just like that). I then kneed his wrist as if I was trying to break a stick for kindling. His shit was inverted. I am awesomeness. Dominic takes advantage of this and again, starts following me. I release that he gonna catch and beast on me. I also see that he dropped his stabbing pencil and it seems he just gonna whale the tar outta me. I'm fine with this, getting stabbed was a problem. I then wake up. Weird.

[Hunter D]

Enter The Warlock (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=86246&page=13)
Quote your post and name the person you flamed man. We, the SRK bush men (ghetto ass cats who can't afford premium) want to read it too.:sad:

[maxx]

deng...i need to invent a whitegirl barrier...its getting bad. Ok i knew this one girl was a freak and heard her sister was too..sum weird threesome shit i heard about. But now her sister is throwing herself at me...and this girl who's higher up is spitting game to me.

WHERE WERE YOU BITCHES IN HIGH SCHOOL!

HATE HATE HATE.....that i have no resistance to it.

this could get ugly.

[Rico!]

i want more money. I dont want to be a millionaire, i just want enough to buy a couple of games i've been wanting.

[Hunter D]

deng...i need to invent a whitegirl barrier...its getting bad. Ok i knew this one girl was a freak and heard her sister was too..sum weird threesome shit i heard about. But now her sister is throwing herself at me...and this girl who's higher up is spitting game to me.

WHERE WERE YOU BITCHES IN HIGH SCHOOL!

HATE HATE HATE.....that i have no resistance to it.

this could get ugly.
STFU and take the pussy bitch!

[Million]

I wish I had the same "problem". I don't even know what it's like to be desired by a white broad. My experience/interaction with them in general is basically non-existent.

"Hoopz" from the Flava Flav show may be the hottest broad I've ever seen on a reality show.

*So...why are dogs so picky with where they shit? I notice some neighbors taking out there dogs(seems EVERYBODY in this damn apartment has a dog or 2)...and the dogs are so picky about their "shitting spot". This one in particular...cute little bulldog...she scans the whole little grassy area in front of the apartment for QUITE awhile......sniffing...looking around..examining the situation...then she finally decides let it out over her carefully chosen spot. What's going thru their minds when choosing the shitting spot? What makes one section of the yard more appealing than the other areas she passed over? What constitutes a "bad spot" to shit for them? What is the criteria with which the dog is judging the spots? They should invent a machine or some technique that allows us to read animals' minds....

...(then of course...reading the human mind would be the next step..and trust me, I will abuse the SHIT out of that.)

[maxx]

STFU and take the pussy bitch!

man its just too much..i could take it if it was one girl at a time. BUT 3 BITCHES BE SWEATIN ME AT ONCE! i just haven't developed a defence for this yet. one sister i'm seeing tomarrow night.

i know she wants to get smashed

i just have no idea where i can....abandoned middleschool parking lot i guess.

i'm gettin pussy tomarrow! haha thats all imma be thinking about at work tomarrow.

then i can have more pussy on the weekend..cause my ex wants to get smashed.

HELL YAH I'M BRAGGIN

man till now its like one smash a year..seriously...dry spell....now they call me bruce banner cause when i get mad SMASH!

[maxx]

good lord wtf is this the female version of entrapment?! Ok so i told u guys how i almost was a daddy but the girl lost the kid...well she imed me lookin for booty....shit was like female entrapment...spider senses went off like a muthafucker.

all i can do is laugh at how absurd this is....i mean..good pussy...mmmm good pussy but damn..no..haha..the universe is funny this way. see wut i mean white girls coming after me like a trainwreck.

(12:15:05 AM): Hi

Auto response from Maxxoverride00x (12:15:05 AM): HATE HATE HATE!
2006: i'm hating on peoples...bilang....bitches...grimey people. no more nice guy..i'm hatin!

Maxxoverride00x (12:18:07 AM): hi
Maxxoverride00x (12:19:44 AM): wuts up
(12:21:17 AM): Wanna come ova
Maxxoverride00x (12:21:44 AM): oh no...we went through hell last time
(12:22:23 AM): Lol
(12:22:52 AM): BAbie i hate ppl 2
Maxxoverride00x (12:23:12 AM): lol
Maxxoverride00x (12:23:22 AM): i'm hatin on everyone in 2006..no mercy
(12:23:42 AM): Not me
(12:23:58 AM): U cant
Maxxoverride00x (12:24:39 AM): lol y can't i?
(12:25:11 AM): Come over ill make everything all better
Maxxoverride00x (12:25:20 AM): uh hu whers ur ma?
(12:25:57 AM): Downstairs
Maxxoverride00x (12:26:16 AM): lol hellz no..if ur ma is still there u got to be kiddin
x (12:28:37 AM): She dnt care i can have ppl ova till 3
Maxxoverride00x (12:29:16 AM): but she knows u almost had a kid wit me
(12:30:22 AM): U dont want me to make it all better?

Auto response from Maxxoverride00x (12:30:22 AM): HATE HATE HATE!
2006: i'm hating on peoples...bilang....bitches...grimey people. no more nice guy..i'm hatin!

Maxxoverride00x (12:31:09 AM): u never get off of me when i'm about to bust
Maxxoverride00x (12:31:15 AM): i aiign't riskin it for another time
(12:31:56 AM): ........

[TehNewGuy]

good lord wtf is this the female version of entrapment?! Ok so i told u guys how i almost was a daddy but the girl lost the kid...well she imed me lookin for booty....shit was like female entrapment...spider senses went off like a muthafucker.

all i can do is laugh at how absurd this is....i mean..good pussy...mmmm good pussy but damn..no..haha..the universe is funny this way. see wut i mean white girls coming after me like a trainwreck.

(12:15:05 AM): Hi

Auto response from Maxxoverride00x (12:15:05 AM): HATE HATE HATE!
2006: i'm hating on peoples...bilang....bitches...grimey people. no more nice guy..i'm hatin!

Maxxoverride00x (12:18:07 AM): hi
Maxxoverride00x (12:19:44 AM): wuts up
(12:21:17 AM): Wanna come ova
Maxxoverride00x (12:21:44 AM): oh no...we went through hell last time
(12:22:23 AM): Lol
(12:22:52 AM): BAbie i hate ppl 2
Maxxoverride00x (12:23:12 AM): lol
Maxxoverride00x (12:23:22 AM): i'm hatin on everyone in 2006..no mercy
(12:23:42 AM): Not me
(12:23:58 AM): U cant
Maxxoverride00x (12:24:39 AM): lol y can't i?
(12:25:11 AM): Come over ill make everything all better
Maxxoverride00x (12:25:20 AM): uh hu whers ur ma?
(12:25:57 AM): Downstairs
Maxxoverride00x (12:26:16 AM): lol hellz no..if ur ma is still there u got to be kiddin
x (12:28:37 AM): She dnt care i can have ppl ova till 3
Maxxoverride00x (12:29:16 AM): but she knows u almost had a kid wit me
(12:30:22 AM): U dont want me to make it all better?

Auto response from Maxxoverride00x (12:30:22 AM): HATE HATE HATE!
2006: i'm hating on peoples...bilang....bitches...grimey people. no more nice guy..i'm hatin!

Maxxoverride00x (12:31:09 AM): u never get off of me when i'm about to bust
Maxxoverride00x (12:31:15 AM): i aiign't riskin it for another time
(12:31:56 AM): ........


My hand is better than the pussy you're getting, especially since it seems that the pussy that is trying to catch you is also trying to get you caught up!

Pros of Hand
---------------
-Totally committed to you
- Knows how to keep a secret
- If it ever gives me any lip, I can shove that hoe in my pocket and be done with it.

Im tired as balls, so im going to bed. Please dont take this as a flame Maxx, because it isnt :wgrin:

[maxx]

My hand is better than the pussy you're getting, especially since it seems that the pussy that is trying to catch you is also trying to get you caught up!

Pros of Hand
---------------
-Totally committed to you
- Knows how to keep a secret
- If it ever gives me any lip, I can shove that hoe in my pocket and be done with it.

Im tired as balls, so im going to bed. Please dont take this as a flame Maxx, because it isnt :wgrin:

please i'm considering that route...i have no resistance to girls or crazy bitches...even i know their crazy...man i think this is the first time i've said no. too many vvariables...but if she keeps trying to break my wall down i dunno how long i can resist.

[Vagina Coast Gd]

/snip girl troubles

Yeah man, I feel ya. I've been going through a lot of stuff too.

First of all, my dick is way too big to ride a bicycle. I really want to start riding (it looks like fun), but my humungous wang keeps getting in the way. It's really starting to get to me.

Then there's this problem I have that all this money is weighing my pockets down. I tried buying a belt but I have so much money that they fall down even WITH the belt. Imagine my luck!

And finally I have to deal the fact that my McLaren is in the shop right now getting new rims on it so I'm forced to drive around the Murcielago. It sure sucks. Can't I just catch a break?!?

Is life even worth living anymore?

[maxx]

Yeah man, I feel ya. I've been going through a lot of stuff too.

First of all, my dick is way too big to ride a bicycle. I really want to start riding (it looks like fun), but my humungous wang keeps getting in the way. It's really starting to get to me.

Then there's this problem I have that all this money is weighing my pockets down. I tried buying a belt but I have so much money that they fall down even WITH the belt. Imagine my luck!

And finally I have to deal the fact that my McLaren is in the shop right now getting new rims on it so I'm forced to drive around the Murcielago. It sure sucks. Can't I just catch a break?!?

Is life even worth living anymore?

HAHA awesome....you need a better belt.

[abacabb]

yo maxx i could come down there and occupy one of them shortys that are jocking you. i have nothin to do and it seems like you cant take em all on at the same time

[maxx]

yo maxx i could come down there and occupy one of them shortys that are jocking you. i have nothin to do and it seems like you cant take em all on at the same time

haha i got bitches to share lol. wow never thought i'd ever hear myself say that.

nah i just need to schedule the pussy out

thursday: smashing alisha

friday:smashing rachel

saturday: smashing christa

see i can do this...just gotta schedule it in a neat pda style.

[Azrael]

I have soooooooooo much that I should be/have to be doing right now...but I have neither the time or the drive to do any of it.

Somebody fix me. :sad:

[Airthrow]

Just had a blast with Fishjie tonight, getting lost in the middle of nowhere has never been so much fun.

Bastard beat me all four games of bowling. :mad:

[JackTenrac!]

Just a new day.

Think I'll beast. Dunno what, but I'll beast that, too.

Released another online community.

The city will be electronically mine and all those BET slaves in Canadia will look to me for all their time-wasting needs!

[Million]

It's really comforting to know that God/Mother Nature obviously doesn't intend for me to be allowed the luxury of working overtime today. My car doors are still frozen shut, and they've been that way since 5am at least...which is why I'm still here on srk.

...and of course nobody else has a problem getting into their car, simply because they aren't me. I'm starting to wonder if I'll even be able to make it in at regular time today at all. The temp is staying at 32, so I may just be stuck here for the next few hours at least. (*while other people get into their car with no problem, of course. Of course. Of fucking course.)

[Ne0phyte]

It's really comforting to know that God/Mother Nature obviously doesn't intend for me to be allowed the luxury of working overtime today. My car doors are still frozen shut, and they've been that way since 5am at least...which is why I'm still here on srk.

...and of course nobody else has a problem getting into their car, simply because they aren't me. I'm starting to wonder if I'll even be able to make it in at regular time today at all. The temp is staying at 32, so I may just be stuck here for the next few hours at least. (*while other people get into their car with no problem, of course. Of course. Of fucking course.)
Heat up the handle with a lighter or match? Blowdry it somehow? Knife? I've actually never had that happen to me before.

[Red-Impact]

I just can't bring myself to do the stuff I need to do. I haven't studied in the past couple of weeks. I should be studying now, yet I am here wastin my time.

[Million]

I've tried a lighter, but it's hopeless. Basically, the best that would do is unfreeze the lock part itself; the rest of the door would still be frozen shut...
*then there's the problem of the wind blowing the flame out most of the time anyway. It's like me getting to work is some diabolical plan that must be stopped at all costs, so cosmic forces are trying their best to intervene.

*No blowdryer....that's an interesting idea though...I'll get one, even though that will only make it so this won't happen until next year(*so my money would be wasted. Life finds endless ways to piss in my face)


*and some asswipe parked 4 inches away from the left side of the car too. There's not even a space over there(*a reason why I like parking there). This ass just MADE a spot.

*Fuck the extreme cold weather. Here are the upsides:
1. No annoying bugs like mosquitos or wasps to deal with.
2. No allergens in the air to make me feel like crap.
3. Sleeping in tons of layers of pillows/covers feels good.

Hot weather beats cold in every other category....amount of skin shown, general level of comfort, ability to just get in the car and go immediately, the "freedom" of walking around the house/apartment naked, less time to get ready due to a lesser amount of necessary clothing, more conducive to outdoor "sporty" activities, etc. The list goes on and on. Winter is garbage. It's only a good thing if you're still in school, or work for a school, since it would mean time off. For everyone else; it sucks. I can't imagine living in a crap ass place like Alaska....I'd have to move ASAP from a place with such consistently cold(re:"shitty") weather.

[Adam Warlock]

Can you holla at me on AIM?
I'm always on (not always paying attention though). What's up?

[Bowling Pin]

I see you've returned to your roots, Warlock.

[Lantis]

If you get the chance to listen to the Devil May Cry soundtrack, I encourage you do so. DMC 1 and 3 music is KICK ASS! Gets me pumped like no other.... :rock:

[RaishinX]

I've tried a lighter, but it's hopeless. Basically, the best that would do is unfreeze the lock part itself; the rest of the door would still be frozen shut...
*then there's the problem of the wind blowing the flame out most of the time anyway. It's like me getting to work is some diabolical plan that must be stopped at all costs, so cosmic forces are trying their best to intervene.

*No blowdryer....that's an interesting idea though...I'll get one, even though that will only make it so this won't happen until next year(*so my money would be wasted. Life finds endless ways to piss in my face)


*and some asswipe parked 4 inches away from the left side of the car too. There's not even a space over there(*a reason why I like parking there). This ass just MADE a spot.

*Fuck the extreme cold weather. Here are the upsides:
1. No annoying bugs like mosquitos or wasps to deal with.
2. No allergens in the air to make me feel like crap.
3. Sleeping in tons of layers of pillows/covers feels good.

Hot weather beats cold in every other category....amount of skin shown, general level of comfort, ability to just get in the car and go immediately, the "freedom" of walking around the house/apartment naked, less time to get ready due to a lesser amount of necessary clothing, more conducive to outdoor "sporty" activities, etc. The list goes on and on. Winter is garbage. It's only a good thing if you're still in school, or work for a school, since it would mean time off. For everyone else; it sucks. I can't imagine living in a crap ass place like Alaska....I'd have to move ASAP from a place with such consistently cold(re:"shitty") weather.


Have you tried really hot water? If ice can get in there I'm guessing water can too. But if you're unfortunate enough to not have hot water sorry; I honestly didn't know.

[Roxie]

On Good Morning America March 18th, 2003 in response to the censorship of flag drapped coffins from the soliders in Iraq, Barb said

"Why should we hear about body bags & death? I mean, it's not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on that?"

I think it might be time to keep her shut in, in coupling with her Katrina remark.

"Almost everyone I've talked to says, 'We're gonna move to Houston.' What I'm hearing, which is sort of scary, is they all want to stay in Texas." "Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality, and so many of the people in the arenas here, you know, were underprivileged anyway. This is working very well for them."

[Dan?]

yo maxx i could come down there and occupy one of them shortys that are jocking you. i have nothin to do and it seems like you cant take em all on at the same time

Maxx with the abacabb assist > Team Shorty

[kcxj]

HAH!

I got her phone number. This is a first for me with the online girls. I feel great. :lovin:

Alright, I hope the confidence I was expressing in my e-mails and AIM chat carry over for when I talk on the phone later tonight.

edit: (ie. Quick! I need last minute advice on how not to screw up the crucial first phone conversation.)

[Roxie]

Ask questions about herself. Tell good stories about you. Be self-depricating, but don't forget confidence!

I always get a good convo with "What's the last good movie you saw?" or "Who's your favorite singer" even if your interests are totally seperate, you could laugh about it and suggest some things you like.

Open-ended is key.

[JackTenrac!]

this sentence contains errors.

Will laugh if it was Papa John's digits. Do you even have a pic to show?

This is the SRK, btw. Rules are rules.

[Nemesis00]

Phil Collins is the shit. That is all.

[kcxj]

Will laugh if it was Papa John's digits. Do you even have a pic to show?
Damn, you're an ass... :rofl:

OK, PM sent.

------

Thanks for the support, Roxie. I'm going to keep the conversation short and just make the plans for meeting up next week though. No point chatting on the phone when I need to save stuff for in person.

[JackTenrac!]

Damn, you're an ass... :rofl:

Nah, Bear = is a bear with ninja like deejay skill.

Where's my bbq chicken pizza and that free imitation excuse for doughnut holes from your online p,....hunnie? You can use the tip money for a night at White Castle.

Bear plays the hits.

Nothing but the hits.
Nothing but the hits.
Nothing but the mudda sucken hits.

...this went well.

EDIT:...it's...ok, really. Don't worry. You'll do fine. Just focus on zit...err...pepperonis.

Reminds me of the girl my friend's dating. She's cute and jap, not Mai like. More Athena like, but slap on some chipmunk stuff. They're both short, so it works out at Chuck-e-Cheese's.

[Nas]

lmao, this is quite an awesome thread XD

[kcxj]

Alright, I did it (first phone conversation). She seems nice and I'm looking forward to meeting her. :bgrin: Thanks for the support guys.

(This is the last post you'll be seeing me make about her too, because I'm not about to pull a motoki/maxx and post private conversations or other personal stuff all over this board and brag about it. My penis is already too big to be riding bicycles for that. :rofl:)

[maxx]

Maxx with the abacabb assist > Team Shorty

haha oh man.

[maxx]

i know this is a random ass question but is 10pm too late to call a high school girls house?

[Rico!]

snip

Your AV is nasty man!!! :mad:

[ethnic_scrap]

i know this is a random ass question but is 10pm too late to call a high school girls house?

Depends on the house/girl. If the girl has her own line in her room why not. But generally, yes, probably too late. But then again, I'm thinking of girls when I was in high school. Which was probably the same time women earned the right to vote. So I'm soing no, it's not too late.

[maxx]

Depends on the house/girl. If the girl has her own line in her room why not. But generally, yes, probably too late. But then again, I'm thinking of girls when I was in high school. Which was probably the same time women earned the right to vote. So I'm soing no, it's not too late.

blah i haven't been in high school in 4 years so i have no idea either and since its like 10:15 imma go with too late. also adding to she wanted me to call her house and ask for her sister who in turn would pass to her cause she's grounded...too much shit. I'll call or im her tomarrow.

in other news....my new favorite martial arts trickz sampler...god i need the song in this

http://media.putfile.com/KJER2006

[Nemesis00]

My week in Florida.

Day 1: Leave New York. 21 hour drive down I95. Got to see a dead body on the side of the road.

Day 2: Arrive in Florida. Unpack clothes. Sleep. Shop. Eat. Drink.

Day 3: Basketball. Pool. Beer. Weed. Cigars.

Day 4: Casual drinking. Lounging. Pink bra.

Day 5: Islands of Adventure. Extreme drinking. I hit on a 16 year old girl while drunk. I'm 21. Woke up next to toilet.

Day 6: Rest

Day 7: Frat party. Hit on a bunch of college chicks. Failed miserably.

Day 8. Casual drinking. Lounging. Sports on TV.

Day 9: Leave Florida. Drive up I95. Crappy fast food.

Day 10: Arrive to New York covered in ice and snow.

[Dan?]

Phil Collins is the shit. That is all.

He is my archnemesis. We jousted on Saturn. Twice.

[Ne0phyte]

When you're in a relationship with someone for over two years, you shouldn't lie to them and tell them shit just to make them feel better. Save that cowardly shit for someone else.

Now to play Jet Grind Radio again.

[*InVeRs3*]

When you're in a relationship with someone for over two years, you shouldn't lie to them and tell them shit just to make them feel better. Save that cowardly shit for someone else.

Now to play Jet Grind Radio again.

Why do you want this thread closed?

Do what Neo did, and fight Agent Smith, instead of fighting those who love this thread! :looney: :looney:

[Carpet Lint]

He is my archnemesis. We jousted on Saturn. Twice.
Did you manage to crack his space armour with your vibrating laser lance?

[Fir]

I give up trying to work hard and whatnot, everybody around work, school, etc says I'm lazy - so you know what, I'm not gonna disappoint them since it's the truth...

The fact is that I am lazy no matter how hard I try to change. With that said, I'm calling of work tomorrow - it's too cold outside.

[Adam Warlock]

i know this is a random ass question but is 10pm too late to call a high school girls house?


blah i haven't been in high school in 4 years

Dude you've been out of high school for fouryears. Anytime is too late.

SNIP
Fuck. Man, when you people come to Orlando... HIT ME UP, DAMMIT.

Airthrow: Sorry I didn't hit you back. Igot caught up. About the solder. Are you using flux? If not, DO IT. It sounds like the issue is heat isn't being transferred to what you're soldering to. If you are using flux, check to make sure the tip of the iron you're using is good.

[maxx]

Dude you've been out of high school for fouryears. Anytime is too late.


.

haha shut up.

[Faight]

Since someone else has posted about trips, I'll do mine. I'm leaving Iraq for my first R&R, I get 5 weeks off. Paid, even. To sit on my ass.

Left the Green Zone and went to Camp Slayer/Victory.

Stayed 2 days because they needed ALOT of computer help (my job). Finished all the work.

Got ready to leave this morning (Thursday).

Realized my passport was on the other side of Baghdad... I had forgotten it. 3 hours till my flight left.

Called my boss. He found it in my hooch. He took it to the airfield. Luckily he's a retired Lt. Col. and he persuaded a Major to carry it over to my airfield.

Picked up passport, ate lunch, went to airport. BIAP (Baghdad International Airport) is no fun at all. Very confusing, few people speak english. Had a hard time finding my flight; my ticket didn't even say the gate or terminal. I pretty much had to wait until some guys were running around yelling out the flight number.

Flew to Amman, Jordan. Currently am in Amman. My layover here is 12 hours give or take. It's very boring. There is a little cafe here where I can buy internet access for like 5 bucks an hour, I purchased 2 hours. Wasting it sending emails and playing FFXI and browsing SRK.

Will leave around 2am. Flying to Amsterdam. 1 1/2 hour layover there.

Flying to Amsterdam to Detroit. 2-3 hour layover there.

Flying from Detroit to Charlotte, NC. My parents live there, my car ended up down there. I was lucky enough to find out that my inspection sticker expired on the 31st of December and no one bothered to get it inspected. So I have to drive back to Richmond, VA with an expired sticker. I'll just throw my flak vest, helmet, and maybe my gas mask in the back seat, and if I get pulled over I'll whip out my CAC card and my orders and give them a sob story about just getting back from Iraq. That should do it. The car is almost brand new anyways, it's a 2004. Bought it brand new about a year ago.

now I'm going to sit in this airport and wait.

[Adam Warlock]

Pat, when you get to Richmond, tell Kevin I said wassup.

[Faight]

Pat, when you get to Richmond, tell Kevin I said wassup.

Will do. When I see him I'll say "Adam Warlock says "Whats up"".

man, totally bored. the arabian guy who works at the counter keeps coming up and watching me run around in ffxi and it's kinda disturbing. I just want to solo my nin 1-10 in peace!

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Will do. When I see him I'll say "Adam Warlock says "Whats up"".

man, totally bored. the arabian guy who works at the counter keeps coming up and watching me run around in ffxi and it's kinda disturbing. I just want to solo my nin 1-10 in peace!

He just wants to see your sexy ass cast a spell.

Oblige him.

[Faight]

You know, I'm just waiting to get in a party in FFXI where someone has Utsusemi and makes a macro where they call it "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu". I can totally see it happening.

I haven't been in the US, what do they call that technique on the dub? My friends and I were joking around, and we were trying to figure out how they'd mangle the translation or just straight up change it. Ideas we came up with:

Art of the Doppelganger
Shadow Clone Technique (literal translation, but knowing dubs they'd add some gay ass echo or something)
um I forget what else. I'm just trying to kill time before I can go get on the damn plane and get back to the US of A.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I honestly can't recall, but can definitely conform that it is something very ordinary and stupid.

And Naruto's voice still irritates the HELL out of me.

[Dan?]

Did you manage to crack his space armour with your vibrating laser lance?

Yes. The entire surface is drenched in his coarse, vile blood.

[JackTenrac!]

Yes. The entire surface is drenched in his coarse, vile blood.

Dan?, you make my day....just not my bed.

[KrassHole]

And Naruto's voice still irritates the HELL out of me.


lol why ?

[Nemesis00]

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1808718754/trailer

The real Silent Hill trailer. Not a teaser or the site intro, but the real trailer.

[Carpet Lint]

Yes. The entire surface is drenched in his coarse, vile blood.
I've heard that it cures some forms of colon cancer.

Also that it's also a very powerful laundry detergent.

[Million]

it would've been funny to watch Gonzo rape Piggy with that incredible phallic-symbol nose. I thought of this nearly every time I saw Gonzo and Piggy in a scene together on Muppet Babies.

heh, Gonzo was a chubby-chaser.

*guys with the punk or ol' "rocknroll" style...whatever....what is the deal with the ridiculously tight pants? Don't even PRETEND that shit is comfortable. If your "boys" are all bunched up...that's not cool. That's not cool at all. One of the prime directives of manhood is to make sure your "equipment" is doing ok and protected at all times. Tight pants = NOT okay.

*heh...sidenote--"punk" as a slang term means something entirely different with black people, btw. I'm curious as to whether or not white people even realize this very important difference. For us, saying someone is "punk" usually means they are gay.

[Airthrow]

My job (which I like) just cut me to 12 hours next week, so I went to get a whole bunch of applications in the same mall after work. I'd REALLY like to work 50+hours a week between the two jobs so I can get ca$$H money. My current jobs says they will work around whatever other job I get.

Then I'm gonna see if I can make some extra money with some circuit designs I have in my head.

[JackTenrac!]

black kid who works hard, gets good jobs, stays away from hoes and crack, plays video games, hated by all = his mother's blog.

[FistsofFury]

*guys with the punk or ol' "rocknroll" style...whatever....what is the deal with the ridiculously tight pants? Don't even PRETEND that shit is comfortable. If your "boys" are all bunched up...that's not cool. That's not cool at all. One of the prime directives of manhood is to make sure your "equipment" is doing ok and protected at all times. Tight pants = NOT okay.


Emo dudes are actually wearing GIRL PANTS nowadays. Yup. This trend might be crazier than wearing clothes backwards back in the early 90s.

[*InVeRs3*]

emos and similar suck

[Murt!]

emos and similar suck

Goths fall under similar, yes?

[*InVeRs3*]

Goths fall under similar, yes?
yes

[FistsofFury]

Family Guy:
How can Bryan like both dogs and humans?!?!

[TehNewGuy]

Fuck! I'm friend zoned by this girl I kinda like/kinda just want to touch my penis because her friend hooked up with me last weekend...god damnit, and her friend isnt as hot as her! This is like eating a hotdog, and right before you're about to eat the steak, the steak jumps off your plate and says "Nuh uh negro, you cant eat me - goodbye!" then picks up it suitecase, puts on its hat, and walks away.

Edit - When I say "her friend isnt as hot as her" I mean, her friend isnt hot compared to her.

[FistsofFury]

Fuck! I'm friend zoned by this girl I kinda like/kinda just want to touch my penis because her friend hooked up with me last weekend...god damnit, and her friend isnt as hot as her! This is like eating a hotdog, and right before you're about to eat the steak, the steak jumps off your plate and says "Nuh uh negro, you cant eat me - goodbye!" then picks up it suitecase, puts on its hat, and walks away.


Pics plz.

[Scorpio_G]

Family Guy:
How can Bryan like both dogs and humans?!?!


Heh, speaking of Brian I had an idea where he became infatuated w/ a female cat. Hilarity will ensure with Peter around adding in the fact that the cat can talk back.

What? If Brian likes humans why not cats? :lol:

Edit: WOW. This nautre noise rain music really makes you sleepppyy.....

[Mechanica]

Katamari Damacy fans:

http://lionboogy.livejournal.com/219774.html

:bgrin: :bgrin: :bgrin:

So awesome!

[teh biologist]

ever want to just punch your geology professor in the face and fix his crooked grin?

[Murt!]

I <3 my new desktop. (http://img7.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1305killbill1ie.gif) <3<3<3 :lovin:

[kcxj]

Man, some crazy hormonal thing going on with me lately. This girl coworker doesn't have the slightest bit of interest in me, other than just being friends (or possibly even less). I've told myself to forget her already and deleted her phone number.

She smelled so good today it was driving me crazy...

Just looking at her hands (of all things) made it so I couldn't stop thinking about sex. She's not that hot compared to the random Korean girl I was lusting after the other day. That girl was a perfect ten, this girl is an eight (minus whatever points she gets minused since she smokes and is going to die sooner than I am).

She's so fucking evil.

This friendzone stuff is evil. I've been ignoring and avoiding her ever since I realized nothing is ever going to happen. Last couple weeks she comes up and says hi to me, like an interested girl would, by putting her hand on my arm. She actually went the next step and put her hand on my hand today as we were doing our work thing. I know it wasn't an accident either, as I've had other girls who hate me walk right off and not say anything before. Plus my hand was in kind of a wierd spot too, so I didn't expect her to reach over there.

Anyway, what's going on? Is it because I've been ignoring her and not calling anymore that she's getting so friendly and flirty again? Man, that's fucked up playing with my emotions like that and sending the mixed signals (even though I know she has no intention of ever letting me get by even first base). Part of me wants to do her extremely badly now (I was thinking about licking her pooper she smelled so good today), the common sense part of me says just to go with it if she does get flirty again, but I'm a fucking idiot if I ever think anything more than that is ever going to happen. Yeah, it's so evil and I can't do anything about it either. Beautiful women are spoiled stupid and as much as I don't want to become another one of her puppies there to kiss her ass, she's making it really hard for me not to.

EDIT: hmm... I should start asking about her friends actually. Since she's hot, I bet she has friends that are just as hot as she is also.

In other news, I was lusting after a chubby girl today also. :rofl: She cut her hair like one of those Japanese schoolgirl porno girls have it. Ooh, and it was so nice... She has a super cute face to go along perfect with it, but yeah, the chubbiness and flab on the body makes me rate her as a one or two at the most. Damn, so cute from the shoulders up though, and yeah, I'm a nerd and was attracted. I don't want to know what I might of been thinking about had she actually had the uniform/outfit to go along with the hairstyle too.

Your AV is nasty man!!! :mad:
I was debating whether to put the teeth or the ass picture.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/ass.jpg

I think I made the right choice. :tup:

[maxx]

i'm apparently immune to the friend zone this yr. dunno how i did it...but i broke it...for now.

[Adam Warlock]

My job (which I like) just cut me to 12 hours next week, so I went to get a whole bunch of applications in the same mall after work. I'd REALLY like to work 50+hours a week between the two jobs so I can get ca$$H money. My current jobs says they will work around whatever other job I get.

Then I'm gonna see if I can make some extra money with some circuit designs I have in my head.
Yo, did you try what I said with the solder?

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

...Is StopTazmo EVER going to finishing updating Battle Royale?

I'm starting to get pissed off.

[Hunter D]

...Is StopTazmo EVER going to finishing updating Battle Royale?

I'm starting to get pissed off.
There hasn't been a chapter update to battle royale in ages. I've checked I IRC and found nothing. I also read it.

[Adam Warlock]

Quote your post and name the person you flamed man. We, the SRK bush men (ghetto ass cats who can't afford premium) want to read it too.:sad:
I'm not that vain yet, but I'll spot you premium if you want. By the way, did you catch this one?
http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=106354&page=7

I've got a pm full of bullshit he sent me for when he gets out of line. Ammo locked and loaded lol

[Hunter D]

Yes I did. You got me on the first page. You didn't grime me out like you grimed out Snake and that bio dude though.

Your flame:
http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2865237&postcount=10

No doubt I accept your premium offer as long as don't have to give up my manhood to get it.

[Adam Warlock]

Yes I did. You got me on the first page. You didn't grime me out like you grimed out Snake and that bio dude though.

Your flame:
http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2865237&postcount=10

My bad lol, I wasn't really flaming you though, just being real. I had forgotten about that lol.


No doubt I accept your premium offer as long as don't have to give up my manhood to get it.

Your hole is MINE!!![/Shang Tsung] Waiting on Wiz.

[Hunter D]

My bad lol, I wasn't really flaming you though, just being real. I had forgotten about that lol.



Your hole is MINE!!![/Shang Tsung]
Its ok, I knew you wasn't flaming me. If you were really trying to flame me you would have called me a homosexual in some form. I notice that you find a way to call a cat gay in some way when you bring teh arpe. Shit is like ken vs anyone in 3S. You got too many offensive options.

[Adam Warlock]

Its ok, I knew you wasn't flaming me. If you were really trying to flame me you would have called me a homosexual in some form. I notice that you find a way to call a cat gay in some way when you bring teh arpe. Shit is like ken vs anyone in 3S. You got too many offensive options.
I miss 2k3/2k4 SRK. Me, Slide, and Ronin had the triangle offense.

[Nemesis00]

Holy shit! Pyramid Head!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/Markydarko/SHshots.jpg

[Captain Ryu]

If any of you get stung by a scottish bee you were just served by william wallace.

Brb guy's... I just found 10 grand on the ground outside. I have to go turn it in to the police.

[kcxj]

Holy shit! Pyramid Head!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v429/Markydarko/SHshots.jpg
Wow, that's crazy. Are those pics from the upcoming movie or whatever video game's coming out for the next gen consoles? Those nurses are starting to look cliche and not so scary anymore.

My favorite scene from the games is in Silent Hill 3 when Heather is in the storage office where all the mannequins and other headless sculptures are. I'm pretty sure every who wants to play this game has played it by now, but I'll keep the spoiler to myself anyway. I got a kick out of what happens.

-------

I sure love it whenever it's taco night at work. I love it so much I've become addicted to those gordita things they sell at Taco Bell when it's not taco night. I just ate four of them and I'm still hungry.

Why do people make diarrhea jokes about Mexican food all the time though? I never get diarrhea after eating like ten tacos. It's just a hamburger with a tortilla or flatbread instead of a bun right? McDonald's adds excessive sugar to it's buns (possibly HFCS). I can always taste it, and it's not very good.

[Hunter D]

Enter The Warlock (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=86246&page=13)
This was too good.

[Rico!]

I was debating whether to put the teeth or the ass picture.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/ass.jpg

I think I made the right choice. :tup:

:crybaby: you make me cry!

[Airthrow]

Anyone know where I can buy a bunch of Dreamcast VMU's cheap? And if anyone says "ebay" I will strangle them.
Yo, did you try what I said with the solder?

You didn't say nothing, and you didn't call me back, fool! Come to Washington sucka.

I just got about 1000 hella random electronical components, 50 microswitches, and am waiting on my hi-power LEDs to ship to me.

[JackTenrac!]

1000th post. I'd like to thank the Power Rangers of SRK. You all know who you are.

The tightness.

Watching a bit of GWBG.

Played KoF XI finally.

Airthrow's Dip dip. The DC's set set. When they crip...they...jet jet. Text text...

[ethnic_scrap]

Why doesn't yellow fever work the other way round? You never see white girls lusting after asian guys, fantasizing about ninja masters or asian geeks or [insert asian male stereotype of choice]

[Roxie]

Why doesn't yellow fever work the other way round? You never see white girls lusting after asian guys, fantasizing about ninja masters or asian geeks or [insert asian male stereotype of choice]
Ah, when's the last time you ever saw an Asian man being portrayed a sexual object (sexy or highly desirable) in television or film, as compared to an Asian woman?

[maxx]

...

anyone find buying condoms from the local store the most nerveracking shit ever.

I mean i got all these people eyeing me as i look for the right one to buy. their like a million condoms to choose from...people are nosey fuckers as they watch you being tortured by their fucking eyes. ughh

This happened to me today:

cashier:this it

maxx:.....

random guy behind maxx: ahh using protection....good boy

maxx:yah -=insert nervous laugh=-

...in other news godamn martial arts tournies rape my ass...this is wut i estimate the next tourny is gonna cost me...

85 bucks not including plane and hotel..oh well virgina here i come!

[ethnic_scrap]

Ah, when's the last time you ever saw an Asian man being portrayed a sexual object (sexy or highly desirable) in television or film, as compared to an Asian woman?

Um, William Hung?

....

I guess there's my answer right there.

[kcxj]

anyone find buying condoms from the local store the most nerveracking shit ever.

Yeah, I'm an adult already, but I don't fuck with any of that embarassing stuff. Order online instead. I know I wouldn't want to be selling condoms to some other dude or douche to a lady if I worked cashier somewhere. So I give them the common courtesy for their work and online it/anonymity that shit down instead. Imagine selling an enema or Preparation H to some gross looking person? :rofl: Everything you see in the stores is available on drugstore.com etc... plus if you search other sites, you can get the thinner, more expensive ones from Japan also.

If anybody is curious, the unspoken practice when you need to buy condoms in China is to show the cashier a coin, and she'll go get your size depending on what coin you showed them. Dollar coins are the largest coins, so you show that if you want a large size and so on down the line.

I'm curious why you post on this site, because it sounds like you go to martial arts tournies more often than the SF ones.

Um, William Hung?

....

I guess there's my answer right there.
Anybody else see the movie "Saw"? I almost shit myself out of amazement that I actually saw an Asian person in a Western made movie that wasn't a martial arts master for once.

[Rico!]

...

anyone find buying condoms from the local store the most nerveracking shit ever.


they usually give them out at alot of events and stuff around the university. I have a whole collection of them. :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby:

[FistsofFury]

Fry is Dr. Farnsworth's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great uncle. I figured it out in bed a couple minutes ago. 1000 years is a long time. It seems to me after that long Fry and Farnsworth would barely be related. Speaking of relation, is there a test to determine family relation besides paternity tests? Something that reaches back farther? How far do they go?



Anyone?

[maxx]

Yeah, I'm an adult already, but I don't fuck with any of that embarassing stuff. Order online instead. I know I wouldn't want to be selling condoms to some other dude or douche to a lady if I worked cashier somewhere. So I give them the common courtesy for their work and online it/anonymity that shit down instead. Imagine selling an enema or Preparation H to some gross looking person? :rofl: Everything you see in the stores is available on drugstore.com etc... plus if you search other sites, you can get the thinner, more expensive ones from Japan also.

If anybody is curious, the unspoken practice when you need to buy condoms in China is to show the cashier a coin, and she'll go get your size depending on what coin you showed them. Dollar coins are the largest coins, so you show that if you want a large size and so on down the line.

I'm curious why you post on this site, because it sounds like you go to martial arts tournies more often than the SF ones.



haha you trying to get rid of me? i've been playing sf just as long as i've been doing martial arts. I rarelyy go to gaming tournies..but don't mean i don't play. but i mainly stick to the general discussion forums..but i'm a fighting game person for life.

no9176: yah at the community college i went to last year i stole like a bucketload full of them....but have used them up since. my statecollege has not given them out..ugh.

[kcxj]

haha you trying to get rid of me?
Yeah, no offense intended, but I think I might be subconciously trying to do that now actually. :rofl: That bucket comment was pretty bad...

1. It doesn't count when you use them on yourself.

2. Maybe just because you're younger, but the way you talk makes it sound like you've boned more hot girls I've taken a piss in the past two years.

Wilt Chamberlain and anybody else with money and fame I believe. As for the grimey ass and poor video gamers like me and you that post here though? :rofl: I honestly shouldn't be one to talk, but the busted looking, fat, or nerdy girls don't count either.

[maxx]

Yeah, no offense intended, but I think I might be subconciously trying to do that now actually. :rofl: That bucket comment was pretty bad...

1. It doesn't count when you use them on yourself.

2. Maybe just because you're younger, but the way you talk makes it sound like you've boned more hot girls I've taken a piss in the past two years.

Wilt Chamberlain and anybody else with money and fame I believe. As for the grimey ass and poor video gamers like me and you that post here though? :rofl: I honestly shouldn't be one to talk, but the busted looking, fat, or gamer girls don't count either.

woo woo never said hot girls..i said i fuck girls lol. their all average...i have yet to bang a hot girl.

[GreyFoxx]

Still a n00b on these forums yet a senior on FM...? Why for the last 2 hours did i read this whole thread beackwards and thought to myself "WTH am i reding backwards?" Well it sleeted outside and well talked to my girl...must get ass from her yet shes young and mom is super-power ranger protective of her. Yet this girl is open to ANYTHING...means alot. Started new job not hot females cool yet not hot working at the Shoe carnival next store to my Gamestop so i feel like a strip mall whore now. You guys have plenty of more intresting stories maybe im not too open...yet. Thinking of moving to Iwoa what the heck is in Iwoa anyway? Talking to this other chick and she wants me too to the point sex will be used to keep me there. She's alittle chubby so i have a thing for chubby girls and well big tits...and big ass maybe becuase im skinny and thats instantly means Skinny+chubby= Normal human Sex. Maybe division is needed...crap late work tommorw musnt play WoW. Thanks for the welcomes maybe ill do something like webcam my Rican self for no apparent reason. Please ignore run on sentences random runaway thoughts and perverse images produced by my words. :sweat:

[Rico!]

punctuation and formating will help you in the long run

[Airthrow]

I just got about 2000 (rough estimate, will count tommorow) electronic components in the mail for 32 bucks. Just for laughs I am gonna compute how much all this shit would've cost me at radioshack (ripoff shack). My best guess is around 200 bucks, conservatively.

[PsychoMistress]

Anyone know where I can buy a bunch of Dreamcast VMU's cheap? And if anyone says "ebay" I will strangle them.


You didn't say nothing, and you didn't call me back, fool! Come to Washington sucka.

I just got about 1000 hella random electronical components, 50 microswitches, and am waiting on my hi-power LEDs to ship to me.

I have one I can give you

[Pained Auron]

Anyone know where I can buy a bunch of Dreamcast VMU's cheap? And if anyone says "ebay" I will strangle them.



you can get some on ebay

[Airthrow]

I have one I can give you

Nah it's cool, I need 30 or more.

[PsychoMistress]

Well fuck you...I didn't wanna give it to you anyway.

[FistsofFury]

http://www.frappr.com/srk

In case you suckas forgot.

[Murt!]

LOL hip-hop emo in Edmonton.

[Million]

Since when was there an "Other Games" forum in this place? I just noticed it yesterday. Heh, that kinda makes that "Currently Playing.." thread a bit obsolete now.

I had a dream that I had a little black dog for a pet last night...I think it was a "dachsund"...this is odd since I'm not even a "dog person". I don't really trust them(much like I don't trust people), and they are incredibly annoying when they're hyper and all over you, like my cousin's dog.

These new Cartoon Network shows would make good source material for games....it's too bad that the games would be guaranteed to suck for this particular reason:
-if it's based on a kids' show. The developers usually don't seem to give a shit about the quality of the game. Since the target audience is generally about 10--13 years old, they probably figure "eh, it's not like they're picky...relax. They don't know better...so it's no big deal if this game sucks. Let's just get this done so we can move on to the next project." Really, look at the vast majority of games based on kid shows like Power Rangers or Powerpuff Girls...not one of them even looks like a "decent" game. They've all looked like pure trash that was probably totally done in just a 2 month or less development period.

--Once again we are in a long period of repeats apparently on G4. I can't even remember the last time I saw a new episode of Xplay or Judgement Day....and Attack of the Show has been doing "highlight" shows for the past 2 weeks or so....the only "new" thing on the network is 2 goddamn hours of Star Trek EVERY night now. Whoever runs this network, I seriously want to beat you in the face repeatedly with a skillet. I'm one of the last handful of people still watching this pitiful network, and now I'm getting close to that breaking point that most others reached a long time ago. This might be it for me.

...hmm...is there really anything to love about this world other than money, art, an orgasm, good music, video games, and good food? I don't think so. Everything else appears to be shit-suck from what I can tell.

[JackTenrac!]

http://www.frappr.com/srk

In case you suckas forgot.


..mmmm....Neoo...

[kcxj]

...hmm...is there really anything to love about this world other than money, art, an orgasm, good music, video games, and good food? I don't think so. Everything else appears to be shit-suck from what I can tell.
I would have sex with my money if there were hotter looking people besides Alexander Hamilton on there, and also if it wouldn't give paper cuts and painful abrasions in a place I don't want those either.

-----

I wish I got out of the house more on my days off (not just to play video games with my buddies). I go to the gym and do my martials arts so I don't become a fat lardass, pale from sitting at home all day. But yeah, I find myself sitting at home and getting pale a lot, and would become a fat lardass if I didn't watch my diet and exercise on a regular basis.

-----

I've met more girls online in the past month than I have in real life in the past 6 months. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not though (reason I was thinking about getting out of the house more). I've met girls online when I was younger before, and I actually got the phone numbers of a few of them. Yeah, I pussied out with the whole calling thing and nothing ever ended up happening though. Just me stop talking to them.

Anyway, this new girl that responded to my online personal ad thing looks like Sakura Sena. She has a skanky slut tattoo on a her body (just like Sakura also has) that she's not afraid to show random strangers like me either. A little exciting actually. I don't know why she responded since she lives far away from me though. I'll PM the picture if anybody is interested (not the tattoo one).

One of my friends a few years younger than I am says he's had it with online girls. They're all slutty, whores, fat, emo, blah, blah, blah... etc... Why can't he just find a "nice" girl that loves to cuddle and watch anime with him? Name withheld out of embarassment obviously, but yeah, good fucking luck... lol

edit: Man, how my posts do I have in this thread already? I'm going to tone it down from now on, since I'm not actually sure who's reading what I have say also. Bye.

[RaishinX]

Yesterday my highschool had something called a "Senior Installation". Basically it's a senior's introduction to the world (I can't roll my eyes hard enough, so I won't bother with that). The seniors voted on two colors to wear on that day (we have a school uniform so this is more significant than you might think). The majority (which I don't trust farther than I can throw) chose "Icey" (don't think for one second that Gucci Mane didn't inspire this) blue and grey amongst mint green/black, grey/black toupe and something and some other brown combo. First off, to me, those colors are both to thin and wispy for me to wear, so fuck them sideways (non-consentially). So I chose not to dress up in suit/tie/slacks. That shit costs money, is pointless, uncomfortable AND unattractive...I'd be hard-pressed to even consider that mess. I only saw three other seniors who didn't dress up...and they're all thugs :rofl:.
People asked me why I didn't dress up a total of about 7 times. Goddammit. And that's just the people that asked, count the ones who gave me dissappointed looks when they say a black hoodie and sagging Dickies. The hell with what people want, what about me? I spent the day chilling in empty classes while the seniors and juniors sat in the auditorium dealing with the two-hour program. One of the chicks was like "so that means you won't go to the prom either huh?" and no, I'm not going. She said that it was a once in a lifetime thing. I didn't say this (couldn't think of it in time, but I will say it next time) but killing yourself is a once in a lifetime thing, that doesn't mean I should do it. My friends went though (one of which who shares a similar mindset as I (!?). After it we left (which is the tradition for seniors), went to my friends house (the one I just spoke of) and played Urban Reign-that game doesn't suck so just kill yourself before you've finished reading this.
I gotta get a tux, rent a car (scratch that, I dunno how to drive), a date, and of course a prom ticket. 100+ bucks, even for me. Hells no. That's two fucking new videogames. Not to mention I gotta get a date (I don't HAVE to, but I'd be better off doing something less painful, like shooting myself in the ear). I'm not even sure if I could do that. I bet if I put up the money for her (dress, nails, makeup, some other crap I couldn't care less about) I'd have plenty of offers, and I won't even go into how fucking fake that is. I'll just let you imagine. So it boils down to me car-pooling slash getting a ride from my date (who might not be attractive HAHAHAHA!!), which, believe it or not, won't get me the pimp award (need more chicks). Not to mention my cheap suit (the prom ticket's 70 bucks, that's gonna leave me pretty dry, bub.) is gonna get me ragged on for the night. I'm not getting a room at some hotel (outta my price range-OMPR), I'm not getting laid, I can't dance-Dammit all to hell. I'll stick my dick in a meat grinder and save myself some money.

[ethnic_scrap]

*snip

Wow, just wow. Ah, the teen-angst anxiety phase, I know that all too well. There are a million and one different things that I could say here, but you're young, you're probably not going listen, and I'm at work. You can figure it out.

Btw, if you can read this sentence: "I'm not getting laid, I can't dance-Dammit all to hell. I'll stick my dick in a meat grinder and save myself some money."

Is it any wonder your not going to get laid?

[FistsofFury]

*stuff*


Man...prom is fun. It is. And it is a once in a lifetime thing. Just go even if you hate it at least you went.

I'm sure bigger dorks than you have gone to prom and enjoyed themselves. Just get your mind right.

-Edit-
=You don't need a date. Just go with your friends.

=You don't need to rent a car. Just go without someone that is driving/riding in a limo or something.

Prom costs money, but not as much as you're making it out to be.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

One of my friends a few years younger than I am says he's had it with online girls. They're all synonmous with the majority you find outside.

Fixed.

[Rico!]

One of my friends a few years younger than I am says he's had it with online girls.

arent some of them not even female?

[VruS]

virgina here i come!

So thats why you needed the condoms!

[Million]

CD format sucked in the beginning, and dammit it sucks now. I'm tired of the bullshit. It never fails...a piece of lint could touch the underside of your cd, and you can bet your soul that your favorite segment of your favorite song is RUINED....not that crappy song you never listen to...only the good stuff gets fucked over.

Fuck CDs. I'd like to go back in time and change things so we progressed from casettes directly into the miniDisc and mp3 eras. While back in time...I'd probably find the guy who invented the cd...and bomb his car or something...or just rip his leg off and beat him with it.

[Fir]

I just can't eat corn flakes without sugar! Maybe I just need to quit buying them lol...

[JackTenrac!]

Corner Gas dissed The Littlest Hobo.

= Top teir.

They even got the old theme song down pat at the end of the episode...

...what the hell is synergy?

[kreech]

*sigh*
3:36am. caffeine messes with you alot, eh?

[kcxj]

arent some of them not even female?
Yeah, actually. I can totally hook you up if you're interested.

(I don't know if it's a good thing or not, but I'm not even joking either)

-----

Disappointing night at work. Normally there are hot girls all over the place on Saturday nights and it's great. Tonight I got treated to a bent over back end image of a flat butt, fat gut girl who was wearing jeans about two sizes too small. You could see the fat since she must think she's sexy and was wearing a belly shirt.

Anyway, it looked like her crotch was hungry and trying to eat her pants.

[abacabb]

my basement door was open for like 2 weeks. i just went down there and noticed that it wasnt locked. if any random crackhead wouldve noticed my family and i couldve been seriously fucked. he couldve came up the stairs and killed us or just stole my bikes (many of which are stolen themselves). im so glad i went down there to look for my FFT which seems to be lost forever

[R.P.D rookie]

So, how long has S.AM been MIA here on srk?


Haven't seen him post in about a year I think. I was sitting here thinking the other day about what posters I rarely see post anymore and he was one of those that came to mind.

[Airthrow]

I didn't go to prom and despite what everyone told me, I sure as fuck don't regret it.

[TehNewGuy]

Yeah you really didnt miss anything? My prom wasnt all it was hyped up to be...just a waste of dough really.

[FistsofFury]

Yeah you really didnt miss anything? My prom wasnt all it was hyped up to be...just a waste of dough really.


Its because you were with that ball and chain and not with us.

AND YOU DIDN'T GET NO PUSSY.

[TehNewGuy]

I got road head and Wendy's 5 piece nuggets afterwards NIGGA! Yeah, thats probably true too, but we've had funner times for way less money.

[FistsofFury]

"I love Detroit! Okay, it's about 12:00 a.m. and I pull into a gas station around 6 mile and Puratin. I get out of my truck and lift the hood. I open and fill the power steering pump then I proceed to walk into the gas station to wash my hand and I walk by a van that's filled with girls and from it I hear, 'Hey white boy you want some of this?', etc. Not caring, I walk by the van without paying them any attention. Coming out of the gas station I see the van is still there and as I walk past it now for the second time I hear, 'You prolly couldn't handle this anyway.', 'fat ass'.

So I get 'cat called' walking in and insulted walking out. Lovely. "

-Random Hero 360

[VG Emblem]

Wow, we did some grocery shopping today. I'm happy, VERY happy. I got like everything that a fat person would ever want and everything that could possibly induce a heart attack. Hmmm, cookie crisp, chunky chips ahoy, rice crispies treats, these brownie cookie things, a thousand and one hot pockets, bagels, reeses' mini peanut butter cups, and alot of pop-tarts, mostly chocolate chip flavor. Needless to say, I'm set.:bgrin:

[Hokuto Shingo]

Has anyone ever noticed that when you open a box of Fruity Pebbles it kinda smells like musty armpits?

[JackTenrac!]

Proms in Bramladesh are not cool at all. The female teacher chaperoning always looks better than your date, or any of the other girls there, for that matter..

Really wanted to go back to my old high school in the R.E.X. for that particular reason. That and I was looking to reprise my role as best black class clown since the guy who took my spot post Gr. 7 went al Qu..err...mauselam.

[Million]

I love when it looks like night-time for the entire day. It's dark and cloudy here.

*so it's official now...I'm moving to a new apartment. The overtime at work was right on schedule, 'cause this is sure to hit my account hard like a kick in the scrotum.

heh ..."scrotum" is such a funny word. Just like in childhood..I get a laugh out of just hearing it. I think in terms of comedy...it's actually better than saying "nutsack".

random guy in School Daze "Shut up, scrotum-face!". he heeeee...nice.

*here's a pic of my apartment(exterior) found on the net...I'll miss it so much: http://www.apartmentfinder.com/apartment/apartmentdetail.aspx?mid=5360&refer=af&aptid=101214

[Murt!]

I want to to go to FFA, but am hesitant because of the level of comp there... I'm ok, but have absolutely nothing on pyrolee, victoLy, 5 Star,etc. It's prolly my closest arcade tho, and I suppose I have to start somewhere, but still... Has anyone else been in a situation similar to this? Advice from you would be appreciated.

[Scorpio_G]

I love when it looks like night-time for the entire day. It's dark and cloudy here.

*so it's official now...I'm moving to a new apartment. The overtime at work was right on schedule, 'cause this is sure to hit my account hard like a kick in the scrotum.

heh ..."scrotum" is such a funny word. Just like in childhood..I get a laugh out of just hearing it. I think in terms of comedy...it's actually better than saying "nutsack".

random guy in School Daze "Shut up, scrotum-face!". he heeeee...nice.

*here's a pic of my apartment(exterior) found on the net...I'll miss it so much: http://www.apartmentfinder.com/apartment/apartmentdetail.aspx?mid=5360&refer=af&aptid=101214

OMG the exterior looks so nice as well as the apt. ::looks at rent:: OMG 899 for a 1BR/Bathroom apt! Now if Gas and Water was included then that's surely the best apt ever....

...OMG THERES GAS, WATER, AND ELECTRIC!

Too bad it's in Tennesee! :crybaby:

[Million]

yep, that's one of the reasons I will miss this place. All utilities are covered, so I was only paying the rent(+my other bills; cable/tv+internet and financial aid debt)

I think those prices may be old or something though..it's a little more expensive than that. If I had a better paying job, I'd probably stay another year, or for at least a 6month new lease or something...

I will mostly miss this location. You just can't beat the location of this place...I was around the corner from my favorite restaurant EVER for burgers(at least until they died. I'm still in a period of mourning for the great Fuddruckers...see? Jinx power. I move in and *BAM*...couple of months later the Fuddruckers DIES.). Right on this same block there is a Krispy Kreme....a nice small restaurant called Soda Shop(or "Elliston Place", I forgot)...another excellent small-time restaurant called Routier's(EXCELLENT food. cool points for having a Ms. Pacman machine in the front area.) Then there's pizza places that I haven't really tried(since Freschetta's owns my soul), including a Papa John's....there's a Logan's, Chilli's, a comic book store, a Tower Records/Video, a Blockbuster, some Sandwich shops(Jersey Mike's Subs are good)etc.

After living here....I really don't get how people could tolerate living in remote, middle-of-nowhere type areas. I LOVE the sense of freedom...the luxury of thinking "hmm...think I'll walk on over to Tower today..". From now on in life, I MUST always live within close proximity a lot of places. heh heh...the new apartment I'm moving to happens to be down the street from Walmart and a Kroger.(and Arby's, some Gyro's place, McDonald's, etc.)

[Mechanica]

Man, that's not really that... cheap. >_>

Well okay, maybe for someone in NY or something.

Anyway, apparently I started talking in my sleep again, and my friend said I was speaking Japanese in my sleep. LMAO. :rofl:

[FireisWet]

nyahaha, i just walked my dog, and he decided to drop a deuce under a huge street sign. I took a look at the sign, and what do you know..."No Dumping". Been laughing since he finished up. :rofl:

[Rico!]

Yeah, actually. I can totally hook you up if you're interested.

(I don't know if it's a good thing or not, but I'm not even joking either)



i'll pass :confused:

-VG Emblem's avatar is just too funny.

-Korean pop music sucks. Crappy wannabe hip hop bullshit...

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

nyahaha, i just walked my dog, and he decided to drop a deuce under a huge street sign. I took a look at the sign, and what do you know..."No Dumping". Been laughing since he finished up. :rofl:

...The hell are you doing here?

[Pained Auron]

...The hell are you doing here?


you should be asking yourself that question

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

you should be asking yourself that question

And you should shut the hell up, but we know how well you follow directions.

[FistsofFury]

I need to read The Watchmen comic at some point.

[Dan?]

I need the read The Watchmen comic at some point.


If you enjoy comics in any way/shape/form/fashion then yes, yes you should.

[Zulu]

Suckin on my titties like you want em..

[DaDesiCanadian]

Wow, we did some grocery shopping today. I'm happy, VERY happy. I got like everything that a fat person would ever want and everything that could possibly induce a heart attack. Hmmm, cookie crisp, chunky chips ahoy, rice crispies treats, these brownie cookie things, a thousand and one hot pockets, bagels, reeses' mini peanut butter cups, and alot of pop-tarts, mostly chocolate chip flavor. Needless to say, I'm set.:bgrin:

Jesus. I wouldn't mind becoming fat by eating all of that. :bgrin:

[Murt!]

Wow, we did some grocery shopping today. I'm happy, VERY happy. I got like everything that a fat person would ever want and everything that could possibly induce a heart attack. Hmmm, cookie crisp, chunky chips ahoy, rice crispies treats, these brownie cookie things, a thousand and one hot pockets, bagels, reeses' mini peanut butter cups, and alot of pop-tarts, mostly chocolate chip flavor. Needless to say, I'm set.:bgrin:

Low tier. We're talking 3S Sean level here. :tdown:

[TehNewGuy]

You know whats really good? Outback's 16oz Prime Rib. I went there tonight to get one, had my heart set on it, drove 20min to get there, and its close at 9:30. I was so pissed, especially because I had to settle and get McDonalds. Tomorrow I'm going though, even if I have to run over some old lady who happens to be crossing the street while im enroute.

[abacabb]

why are the mormon boys walkin around east new york this late at night? i just saw them walking acroos the street from me. I went to take out the trash and i saw them just chillin like they arent the only white guys in a 20 block radius. and they were walking towards the projects! these cats are crazy

[Murt!]

why are the mormon boys walkin around east new york this late at night?

Cause they're packing, and each of their 4 wives is giving sniper support.

[abacabb]

Cause they're packing, and each of their 4 wives is giving sniper support.
lol. i know they role deep but niggas over here be fittin like 20 in a civic. plus they goin to the projects or crossin the boulevard, they gonna have to call there 5th wife assist

[teh biologist]

i don't see how you survive there.

[abacabb]

i don't see how you survive there.
What do you mean?

[teh biologist]

and they were walking towards the projects! these cats are crazy

I'd get shot on the first day of move-in.

[arcticninja]

w00t, I just got back from my one week vacation in motherfucking Cuba!!!

Cuba is fucking awesome, I definitely recommend it to us non-Americans.

[JackTenrac!]

I'd get shot on the first day of move-in.
I read ten words from you and...I'm sick of you already.

Nah...I keed I keed.

[kcxj]

http://www.everbank.com/direct.asp?Idpage=pro_evr_t1

I love money.

Just thought I'd share this link. They give me 3.01% interest for a checking account (as opposed to nothing and the .25% I was getting at my previous bank). Free ATM card and all that good stuff too. Only requirement is that I maintain a $1500 minimum balance.

It sounds too good to be true actually. I got the link from Motley Fool and Forbes magazine though, so it looks legit to me.

Anyway, I figured some other people here might want to check it out and stop busting themselves at work so hard.

[abacabb]

Has anyone in new york ever looked at the channel 25 fashion shows? the music they play is really good. im not sure wat genre it is tho, i think its house/ trance. and as a added bonus some of these chicks are hot. And the clothes they are modelling look good also. it just went off by the way

[Azrael]

Whenever you see a sexy/enticing poster of a girl, she usually has her mouth slightly open. Not wide open mind you, but just a little bit. And sure enough, seeing a girl looking seemingly at you with her mouth open just a little bit gets the loins stirring.

...Why is that? I mean, there's got to be some kind of psychological reason why this is so appealing, but aside from the obvious I can't figure it out. Maybe I am overthinking, and it is the obvious - INSERT COCK HERE.

[ethnic_scrap]

Whenever you see a sexy/enticing poster of a girl, she usually has her mouth slightly open. Not wide open mind you, but just a little bit. And sure enough, seeing a girl looking seemingly at you with her mouth open just a little bit gets the loins stirring.

...Why is that? I mean, there's got to be some kind of psychological reason why this is so appealing, but aside from the obvious I can't figure it out. Maybe I am overthinking, and it is the obvious - INSERT COCK HERE.

I think it also (half) represents or tries to associate it with the look when they are moaning in throes of passion. Kinda like the "bite the bottom lip" and look upwards look.

There was this girl on the bus today, who was wearing some insane perfume. I was just sitting there reading the paper, when bam! She sits on the seat across from me, and even through my blocked nose I could smell it. It wasnt your flowery/heady perfume shit, it was some vanilla-ish scent. I felt like I was in one of those textbook perfume ads where the guy smells what the girls wearing and then he has all those delusions and daydreams with the girl. I swear she must've noticed me taking extra heavy breaths.

[Roxie]

Whenever you see a sexy/enticing poster of a girl, she usually has her mouth slightly open. Not wide open mind you, but just a little bit. And sure enough, seeing a girl looking seemingly at you with her mouth open just a little bit gets the loins stirring.

...Why is that? I mean, there's got to be some kind of psychological reason why this is so appealing, but aside from the obvious I can't figure it out. Maybe I am overthinking, and it is the obvious - INSERT COCK HERE.
No, you're right. It's either that or tounge

[Ender120]

Yeah, advertising isn't all that subtle anymore.



I'm waiting for the day when they just hang the product right out of the woman's vagina. Works for most fruits (except for watermelon), toothbrushes, shampoos. Anything cylindrical and/or with a smaller diameter (maybe) than the woman's coin slot.


Might be a problem for car commercials.

[RaishinX]

Wow, just wow. Ah, the teen-angst anxiety phase, I know that all too well. There are a million and one different things that I could say here, but you're young, you're probably not going listen, and I'm at work. You can figure it out.

WTF! Teen what? There isn't anything you can say. I'm not wrong for not wanting to waste my money. Fuck outta here.

Btw, if you can read this sentence: "I'm not getting laid, I can't dance-Dammit all to hell. I'll stick my dick in a meat grinder and save myself some money."

Is it any wonder your not going to get laid?

Why? Cuz I said I'd rather fuck a meat grinder than go to a social gathering with no viable benefit whatsoever while I was on the internet? It's not like I say things like that while walking the hallway or some shit. I was thinking out loud. You can figure that out.

[RetroKid]

I read ten words from you and...I'm sick of you already.

Nah...I keed I keed.

I highly doubt that you are kidding. Just say it, dude. Actually, I'll say it for you.

"teh biologist is a fucking moron and I'm sick of reading the garbage he spews out."

There we go. I just thought out loud for someone else... and for myself as well.

[abacabb]

yeah the biologist is a dick but on now to something more important. Why is jerry springer still on? they should just show double episodes of maury or something

[RetroKid]

Haha, for real. Maury paternity tests are good comedy. I don't know why they have other topics every now and then. Everyone watches for the paternity tests.

I don't know if anyone remembers Richard Bey. That guy was the originator of trashy talk shows. When Bey was on TV, Springer was still a serious talk show. This was back in 1995 and I was 12 at that time. Christ, I'm old.

[maxx]

Haha, for real. Maury paternity tests are good comedy. I don't know why they have other topics every now and then. Everyone watches for the paternity tests.

I don't know if anyone remembers Richard Bey. That guy was the originator of trashy talk shows. When Bey was on TV, Springer was still a serious talk show. This was back in 1995 and I was 12 at that time. Christ, I'm old.

maury is comedy gold
http://www.whoomp.com/articles/94/1/Maury-%22%3BPaternity-Test%22%3B-Dance

[abacabb]

yea jerry springer is straight trash. its all the same shit. atleast with maury we might get is this hot chick a man or a women, or who is the daddy and then we get the people born with birth defects and the annual show with this dick jack hanna

[ethnic_scrap]

WTF! Teen what? There isn't anything you can say. I'm not wrong for not wanting to waste my money. Fuck outta here.


Did I say you were wrong? The lesson of the day is to at least try something before you judge it.

[Jappo]

It just now hit me that I have pink hair.

[maxx]

It just now hit me that I have pink hair.

pics?

[Roxie]

It just now hit me that I have pink hair.
I had pink and black hair once!! It looked so awesome with "Asian" bangs. It was bright and then I had the rest of my hair dyed black.

I wanna do it again....:sad:

[kcxj]

What the heck kind of newpaper is this? The Japanese says "Nikan sports" at the top. This isn't the sports section of some major Japanese newpaper is it? On the other side is a whole page devoted AV review and there are naked boobs. :rofl: Not even in the ads section of my men's magazines are there ever any fully exposed titties, never mind full on interviews with random porno girls of the week and the pictures to go with it too. Maybe people aren't so uptight about nudity over there as much as people in the US are? That's too good if this is a Japanese equivalent of like the Boston Globe or NY Times or something. I don't suppose there are billboards or posters in public places that advertise with nudity and people don't think twice about it are there?

----

The tongue thing is hot. Even if the girl is only average looking to me, she raises her hotness rating to the max for me whenever I see tongue. I'm positive the girls knows exactly how manipulative they're being whenever they take those sort of pictures too, but hey, no complaints from me. :bgrin:

[Jappo]

pics?

There ya go



Roxie: What do you mean by "Asian Bangs"? I'm curious.

[Carpet Lint]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AWESOME

Just awesome.

[KrassHole]

bloofy??

[kcxj]

Whoa! :rofl:

Is that really you? Why did you do that? Both making your hair so crazy looking, and actually posting your real picture in this thread also.

[Jappo]

Eh, it's not much, really. I mean, I posted my picture in the picture thread when I had purple hair a few weeks ago, maxx asked, so why not?

Right now I can go for some tacos at Taco Bell with some nacho cheese.

[abacabb]

this morning my father called and cursed me out. he was talking about how im changin schools and shit and how i lied to him about how everything was going fine in school. wat this man doesnt realize is that he isnt a person i can talk to. now i can talk about anything with my moms shes the easiest person to talk to cause she understands me. Pops dont understand shit about me. so until he learns to think before he acts i wont be able to talk to him truthfully.

Wow. thats a whole lotta personal shit i just wrote. just something i needed to get of my chest, sorry if it comes across as a little soft. And Musashi how long has your hair been pink?

[Adam Warlock]

Kids piss me off at times. Apparently my flames aren't funny. :sad:
http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107027&page=3

[JackTenrac!]

The bus smelled inbetween the scent of new kicks and coal mixed together today.

It was a prototype or new version of the Bramladesh Transit system buses. No Espanol to be seen, so it was not an imported seringe horder from the Americaah. No attempts to throw in TV sets that don't transmit past Global. Nothing. Just a newer way to organize everything on the way to the grind. Not as potent as the hustled GO TRANSIT or NY Transit vehicles with the comfortable seating, mind you. None at all. Probably Harper's doing. It's got screw-job Tory written all over its' nice and lovely new seats! Mmmmmm.

As cracked as it seemed, or seemed as crack, Bear Ryoma still holds true to the Nintendology of Donkey Kong NOT being a brotha. Just an ape with a tie that likes cracker ladies on his banana more than Bananas the Richard Scarry badman. A heated debate about the subject of Donkey Kong to Donkey Kong(Super GB Remake) between Bear R. and the Puffy Taco raged a bit through the typings of MSN. Apparently, the pros against took form. I vow revenge...it's just a fruit.

[FistsofFury]

</3 SRK:sad: (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107568)

[Roxie]

Roxie: What do you mean by "Asian Bangs"? I'm curious.
something like this (http://myspace-727.vo.llnwd.net/00199/72/76/199866727_m.jpg)

[TehNewGuy]

something like this (http://myspace-727.vo.llnwd.net/00199/72/76/199866727_m.jpg)

Aww, shes so cute!

Aint she cute yall?

*cocks gun? AINT SHE CUTE YALL?!

[Million]

Hittable? Yes.

No real overtime to speak of tomorrow so far...I'm relieved yet disappointed at the same time. I'll jump on any chance for that overtime money that comes up...but waking up at about 4:50am on a regular basis and working 'til 6pm was getting rough.

*one of my former good friends, "C"...once pretended to have leukemia to get girls. The funny thing to me is that it actually worked, apparently. heh, ya just never know with that guy.

[maxx]

There ya go



Roxie: What do you mean by "Asian Bangs"? I'm curious.

totally no offense..but are you a guy or girl..i totally can't tell by that picture.

[Roxie]

totally no offense..but are you a guy or girl..i totally can't tell by that picture.

FUCK YOU.

No offense.:lovin:













:rolleyes:

[Lantis]

FUCK YOU.

No offense.:lovin:













:rolleyes:

I think he meant Musashi.

[Roxie]

oH gawd. :blush:

this is what lack of sleep does to you.

My bad maxx. G'night.

[maxx]

oH gawd. :blush:

this is what lack of sleep does to you.

My bad maxx. G'night.

BUAHAHA its ok understandable. lol.

[Cisco]

Ok guys, i need your help here. RESPOND TO ME!!!!

I've broken up with my girlfriend last month, the break up was good. My first ever ex that i have good terms with Now i want to move on. Yes, i want to get into a new relationship but just not any relationship. I want to date a celebrity. Here's the scope of my scheme.

You see, i've been watching the music channels and i have been paying more attention to the media here. And yes, i found a real hot Philippine-local celebrity. Now, this chick has been advertise in ALLOT of magazines as of late + she's also advertising RPG online games such as RF online + level up games; she has some P.I. movies that have been released (very recent, as in the first week of January she was the female star in some garbage movie caled exodus); She guest stars in some of the shows here (just saw her in one show 30 minutes ago) and she also is a VJ in a music channel (not mtv, but kind of close to that): in w/c she hosts music video countdowns, interviews some of the musicians here, etc.

Now after the 30 minutes, i went to her website and found her INFO.

* she is only 5 months older than me (i'm 19 born on October, she was born on June)
* Her college is just right in front of mine. There’re about 5 schools in the location me and Kane_warhead study in, we (me and the chick) study at the same school but not in the same college. The school i study in is made for arts and is a branch of the school; the school is De La Salle. Now that La Salle she studies in is just right in front of my school, it would barely take me less than a minute to walk into that university.

So yeah, she is definitely in my "reach".

The thing is, she is taking up psychology. I have a couple of friends and one cousin there but, none of them are Psy majors. And yeah, i just thought about this goal 30 minutes ago.... so yeah, i need a plan to meet her. What I’m planning to do is make a friend in that course (w/c i'm clueless on how to find someone who studies in that course) and hopefully they know her. a bridge so that i may cross!!!!!!

There has to be a way. I have never felt so determined in my life, and i've only got this idea 30 minutes ago. If i manage to win this goal, it would be the most defining moment in my life.

Help me make a plan because there has got to be a way. I'm trying to think of something that would work but i need some help. I called a couple of my friends to come over around dinner so that i can discuss this plan to them, so you don't need to respond to me by saying "seek your friends first".

[RetroKid]

I got another request to think out loud on behalf of another poster. This poster goes by the initials S.P., and his thought is this:

"Man, I really can't stand Kalypso. He's just a kid who thinks he knows everything but the fact is that he's really a retard. Annoying little douche. I also think the same of teh biologist."

That is all.

[Murt!]

"Man, I really can't stand Kalypso. He's just a kid who thinks he knows everything but the fact is that he's really a retard. Annoying little douche. I also think the same of teh biologist."


My thoughts exactly. Kalypso is always ready to say something, and never ready to listen. I think I have an idea who this mystery poster is btw.:wink:

[RetroKid]

I think I have an idea who this mystery poster is btw.:wink:

...No you don't. His full name was withheld because he has to retain neutrality. I think I did a good job hiding it.... Yeah.

[Airthrow]

You would really think Cisco would stop posting about how he stalks girls on SRK by now, but I guess it is the only way he can get attention.

[Cisco]

You would really think Cisco would stop posting about how he stalks girls on SRK by now, but I guess it is the only way he can get attention.


this isn't stalking, look up the word. This is a goal.

[fishjie]

You would really think Cisco would stop posting about how he stalks girls on SRK by now, but I guess it is the only way he can get attention.

:rofl:

well at least he didn't make an entire thread about it this time. he knows what would happen if he did that.

ps i got home safely, no accident, no groping, and no bag ladies.
does anyone here know how to curve a bowling ball? i'd make a thread on it, but i already made a thread asking ppl to teach me basketball so i'm afraid i'll be attention whoring. kthxbai

[Cisco]

stalking, dreaming, nonsense what ever you want to call it. I want to date a celebrity, it doesn't have to be her.. hey maybe i could use her as a bridge to another famous chick, whatever! just as long as i can date someone famous!


No one in my circle has managed to do that, so i would be king of the hill if i achieve this. sure, i might not care about it after acouple of hours anymore since i don't even know how the fuck i can make this happen... but right now this idea is just taking over my head. The pros is just too much.

[TS]

Read that thread about the Blink 182 members that some guy just made, and started thinking about the band The Transplants...

Can someone tell me what "Diamonds and Guns," a song about dealing fucking drugs, has to do with Garnier Fructis...? That motherfucking shampoo has been using it as their theme since 2 months after it came out...what the fuck? Lends credence to my theory that women don't actually listen to the lyrics of songs (unless it's one of those "baby I love you so much, I'm such a pussy, here's some golden chocolate flowers and a single tear" songs.

***Joan Rivers...would you hit it?

I have this old black and white gangster movie (?) called The House on 92nd Street that someone gave to me...something about Nazis or something, maybe? I don't know, I haven't watched it. It's just been sitting here for like 3 months. Same with "The Pacifier," the Vin Diesel movie. Someone at work said she liked it and handed it over to me, and here it sits.

COPS is on TV...there arresting some guy at Mardi Gras...these stupid black kids in the background shouting shit, with their metal teeth and shit, tapdancing for the camera.

OK, this sounds bad, but hear me out: is it just me, or are some of the Hurricane Katrina refugees the most niggerish motherfuckers of all time? I say this as a black person...those ******* probably should have drowned. I'm sorry. I mean, it would be easy to play it off like "oh, well they lost a lot their stuff, and so of course they're still upset..." No. That's not it. I've come into contact with some of these people, heard some of their conversations, and...there's a certain quality to someone's voice where you can tell the difference between someone who's in a bad mood, and someone who has deeper issues and is just generally sort of fucked up on a more constant basis. They sound like the latter.

Just saying.


What if your last name was Power, and you had a son, and named him Wyatt? Would you shout "WHYAATT POWER!!!!" when you were mad at him? Would his friend shout it to get his attention?

[Red Triangle]

Fighting hot naked bitches with shotguns is awesome!!!

[Cisco]

yeah, i'm pretty much not interested in the quest to date a celeb... some how i felt i wouldn't give a shit after a couple of hours.

I think i have a high lust for power, is there any way to find content?

[Million]

**Joan Rivers...would you hit itYep. I most certainly would. The interesting thing is....given a choice between her and the daughter Melissa...I'm not even sure which one would get The Bone™ first.

*that commercial where the kid comes into a video store with his mom to rent some games....his mom could get the meat too. Total MILF action there.

*The Soledad™ continues to be the absolute hottest news woman in the history of the world. I would lick her asscrack clean.

"Leroy" and "Keesha" are the blackest names ever.

[Adam Warlock]

Seriously, wtf is wrong with this douche?

http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2909953&postcount=638

[arcticninja]

He's a flithy liar, that's what he is. There's no way he's really a biologist.

[semijuggalo]

*that commercial where the kid comes into a video store with his mom to rent some games....his mom could get the meat too. Total MILF action there.
THANK YOU!!!

[Carpet Lint]

I want to date a celebrity. Here's the scope of my scheme.
You are such a bizarre little man.

[RaishinX]

Did I say you were wrong? The lesson of the day is to at least try something before you judge it.

No you implied that I should be thinking differently; I disagree with that. I'm going to "try"
blowing money that I probably don't have to do something that I don't want to:rolleyes: . C'mon man. I haven't tried the electric chair; does that mean it wouldn't suck:confused: ? I've told you why; what's the problem. The pros just don't outweigh the cons. The lesson of the week is to know what the fuck you're talking about before you actually start talking.

[Slide]

I miss 2k3/2k4 SRK. Me, Slide, and Ronin had the triangle offense.

Bulls

You Jordan
Me Pippen
Ronin is Longley, ha ha fuckin I'm jokin cause Longley is straight gahbitch.
Naw, Leigh is Kukoc...

...cause he white.

:wtf: :razzy:

[EVARGNUG]

Was reading up on the Guy needs advice on girl thread. The dude actually is waiting for this girl while she messes around wid other guys! ...either she is really hot or this guy in really in love.

Seriously though, I've been in a similar situation. Up in the 8th grade I was in love with some chick.

Ahh back then it used to be simple. Now its all like, "fuck her then leave her on the the bed all broken."

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[RoninChaos]

Bulls

You Jordan
Me Pippen
Ronin is Longley, ha ha fuckin I'm jokin cause Longley is straight gahbitch.
Naw, Leigh is Kukoc...

...cause he white.

:wtf: :razzy:


See, this is why nobody likes your ass. lol

[RetroKid]

Bulls

You Jordan
Me Pippen
Ronin is Longley, ha ha fuckin I'm jokin cause Longley is straight gahbitch.
Naw, Leigh is Kukoc...

...cause he white.

:wtf: :razzy:

You know the triangle won't work with Kukoc in there. You need a center to set screens. If He's not Longley, then you know he's Bill Wennington by default.

[ethnic_scrap]

No you implied that I should be thinking differently; I disagree with that. I'm going to "try"
blowing money that I probably don't have to do something that I don't want to:rolleyes: . C'mon man. I haven't tried the electric chair; does that mean it wouldn't suck:confused: ? I've told you why; what's the problem. The pros just don't outweigh the cons. The lesson of the week is to know what the fuck you're talking about before you actually start talking.

Comparing prom to the electric chair? Right. And I know what the fuck I am talking about from experience, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered replying.

Do whatever you want, I mean, you can go and put your dick in a meat grinder like you originally planned, but I'm pretty sure prom ain't as bad as that. It's like FistsofFury said, just get your mind right.

[Carpet Lint]

I'm thinking that the Lakers triangle works better, in regards to your bizarre metaphor.

Shaq, Kobe, Fisher.

And I'm thinking that Ronin gets Kobe because of the obvious white girl buttsex parallel.

[FistsofFury]

No you implied that I should be thinking differently; I disagree with that. I'm going to "try"
blowing money that I probably don't have to do something that I don't want to:rolleyes: . C'mon man. I haven't tried the electric chair; does that mean it wouldn't suck:confused: ? I've told you why; what's the problem. The pros just don't outweigh the cons. The lesson of the week is to know what the fuck you're talking about before you actually start talking.


How much is a prom ticket? That is all you need to buy really. Just buy the ticket, put on something nice and go for Christ's sake.

If you manage to have less fun then if you were sitting at home doing whatever, I'll give you my address so you can come over and kick my ass.

[Rico!]

"I dont think we belong together...but we can still be friends."


I saw this in some movie today. Do women think that really makes a guy feel better?

[Dan?]

"I dont think we belong together...but we can still be friends."


I saw this in some movie today. Do women think that really makes a guy feel better?

Of course they don't think it makes guys feel better. It only helps to make them not feel guilty.

[JackTenrac!]

When women say friends why do we bother taking it so personally?

[Adam Warlock]

I'm thinking that the Lakers triangle works better, in regards to your bizarre metaphor.

Shaq, Kobe, Fisher.

And I'm thinking that Ronin gets Kobe because of the obvious white girl buttsex parallel.

Slide can be Fisher because Fisher' a bitch. Ronin can be Kobe because Kobe's a crying bitch. I'll have you know, however, that I've been putting it in white chick's asses longer than some folks on SRK have been alive.

[mvsc2demon]

Best Pillsburry Doughboy and Got milk commercial
:rock:
http://www.topix.com/clips/got_milk_russian_family_11h43m10s.mov

Doughboys expression at the end is priceless!

[Cisco]

I feel like playing streetball, but the streets here in the p.i. are lumpy and filled with pot holes.

I feel like going over my neighbors house in pure frustration, he's playing random songs from Leanne rimes and it's loud as hell. Got any tips on some pay back?

Last time he or she (i don't know the person) started playing random destiy's child and aerosmith music, w/c pretty much gave interrupted me when i was taking a peaceful shit in the bathroom.

[maxx]

When women say friends why do we bother taking it so personally?

because nerd movies have placed this into our brains.

plus lets be friends=the friend zone...the evilest place i know

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Do women think that really makes a guy feel better?

It makes them feel better hence why some say it.

[Cisco]

Alright, i kinda regained the thought of dating this celebrity chick. Come on guys, give me some strats on how to make an approach. I never seen this celebrity in real life; i've never paid attention to anything in the media here besides the music, i just heard that she's making an album but i know i won't like since i'm more of the alternative guy... forget that. just how the heck am i going to go round 1?

There has to be a way! Dating a tv chick just sounds so cool.

[kcxj]

totally no offense..but are you a guy or girl..i totally can't tell by that picture.
Same question, musashi. I was just embarassed to ask. Maxx don't give no shit though... :rofl:.

If you're a guy, it's hard to talk to girls whenever your hair is so crazy looking like that and stands out that much. First thing they're going to ask you why is your hair like that. How do you usually reply?

I kept my head shaved clean for a while. Not something you usually see on Asians (some tradition thing about how you're only suppose to do that when your parents have died and you're mourning, or unless you're a monk). Having such an out of the ordinary hair style would always be the first thing girl would ask me about. I either told them I wrestled, I liked the way it felt (the truth), or that it just fell out by itself this morning. Even right now, I have no clue what to say if my hair was pink like Blanka's HK color.

lol @ telling girls you have the leukemia for their pity.

Fighting hot naked bitches with shotguns is awesome!!!
What game are you playing??

When women say friends why do we bother taking it so personally?
What context are you talking about? The "let's just be friends" line or the "he's just a friend"?

You've failed obviously if the girl's telling you she thinks she and you should just be friends. The euphemistic way of saying, "no, I don't want to sleep with you". Of course guys are going to take it personally, because that shit SUCKS. Just because it sucks so much, I've started using that line on girls first just to see how they react to it from now on, since it's usually the girl that says that to the guy. "If anything, we can just be friends...", "I'd think you'd make a great friend", etc... Of course I don't want to be friends. I'm a dude and I'm horny, so I want to sleep with them obviously. Tell them that just because though. :bgrin: It's good because it weeds out the girls that weren't interested in anything other than getting the ego boost from you kissing their ass and acting like a sissy.

I'm not so sure about the "guy friends" thing though. Should I be taking it personally? Or would that come off as me acting insecure? Does anybody have a good reply whenever girls bring something like that up? When I was young, I've had a girl tell me she and other guy were "just friends" before. A few weeks later, I got an e-mail saying "Guess what? (Other guy) and I are dating!". I was a fucking idiot back then, so I actually replied with a "That's great! I really think you and him make a good couple!" e-mail, when I should of just cut off contact right there to see if she would call to wonder why I didn't reply.

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I can never think of what to say to a girl until I've either 1.) already said something and it was lame, 2.) stared at them with a goofy smile and don't say anything, or 3.) blanked out and replied with just a dorky laugh. The thing that kills me the most is that I ALWAYS realize what witty reply I should of used like 10 minutes AFTER she's left already. :bluu:

Girl at my poker table last night... She wasn't really my type, but all the other guys at the table obviously thought she was a 10. She looked about my age (possibly younger), was "Chinese-American", and wore a tube top that showed off her big tits. The only thing I noticed was that she had the smoothest looking skin I've ever seen in my life. Probably just the makeup (I bet she put some on her chest too), but yeah, I wanted to put my mouth on her she had such perfect looking skin. Everything else, I wasn't finding blow-my-mind, attractive, but still, good game practice to always act smooth around pretty girls no matter whether you want them or not right?

I blanked out when she talked with me.

She was testing if I would flirt back obviously. Anyway, she spoke to me in Chinese saying that her Chinese wasn't so good. I replied, "Hey, it's better than mine at least." (which might not of been true, but I said it anyway). I should of taken a poke at her and said, "Yeah, I don't understand a word you're saying", and then joke to her to go back to China or something along those lines.

She threw me a tip after she won a pot, and I said, "Thanks." Then she said, "You know what? Have some more..." and threw me more money. I said, "Thank you, again." I SHOULD of said, "Cute... I didn't know you liked me that much", and then given her a look.

She said something about liking me, and I freaked out and stared at her with the dorkiest, most uncomfortable looking smile ever.

Anyway, believe it or not, I actually got a chance to redeem myself. After I came back from break, she was still there. I've had an hour and a half to think about stuff now, so this second time wasn't as painful (although still not as smooth as I would of liked it to be).

She said something about helping her out as I was dealing the cards. I gave her a look and asked her "What's in it for me?". This caught her off guard I noticed (obviously because I was acting like a dork an hour ago), so she replied with "uhh... I'll buy you dinner?". I smiled and laughed. I WISH I had followed up and told her, "Be careful, I just might take you up on that offer..." or "Don't say it unless you mean it.", but yeah, I'm lame and I didn't.

Something about me being her favorite dealer, then I gave her some shitty cards so she said, "OK, you're not my favorite anymore...". I stopped everything to look at her and said, "You know you like me." Her reply was a cute smile and, "Yeah, you're right. I do..." , and that was the end of that exchange. I WISH I had followed up and replied with, "Cool! Let's ditch this place and go get married right now then." I also should of looked right at her and said, "You love me.", instead of me being scared and saying "like".

I wish I had some way to hard wire all these responses to common situations like these into my head, so I automatically make witty, semi-funny, and these totally flirty responses whenever pretty women talk to me from now on. It's so hard for me in real life sometimes (WAY easier talking to girls from behind a computer). My friends who are smooth with girls in real life seem like that have some sort of thing programmed into their subconscious, and they're always ready and know exactly what to say no matter how unexpected a girl talking to them is.

This other guy trying to hit on the Chinese girl was a total chump too. His lines were "Well, it should be easy for a beautiful woman like you...", "No really, a beautiful girl like you... ", and "Really?! You just started playing? No way! You're so good!" I noticed he had changed his seat from the other side of the table, to sit next to her, once the other guy sitting next to her left. What a fucking loser. :rofl: The guy was better looking than I am too. The girl ended up paying more attention to me in just a few hours that she paid to the guy telling her how beautiful she is the entire night I bet. Not once did she talk to him first and I noticed closed body language and her avoiding eye contact also.

Anyway, yeah, I wasn't expecting her to go home with me that night (and plus I said she wasn't really my type anyway), but now that I think about it, a phone number was definitely achievable if I just wasn't so caught off guard and acting like a dork. This was one of the few times the pretty girl WASN'T with her boyfriend, so that's why I'm annoyed and writing about it so much I guess.

*END*

[Million]

All the times I've been banished to the FriendZone™....if only they knew the sinister, rage-filled thoughts that usually filled my mind when hearing that(for the billionth time)....

...but of course, that was way back then when I actually cared too much. I was actually quite depressed back then on the issue. Now, I'm rather "detached" emotionally. When I do feel something regarding the whole issue...it's only extreme hatred and anger...which I've noticed seems to be the natural evolution of prolonged sadness/depression. Psychologically and emotionally speaking, I'd say this is a healthier state of mind to be in. This reminds me of the self-analyzation post from a few pages ago here....it is where the "Monster" component of my *self* comes into play. The absolute absence of hope...the "monster" wants to kill, destroy, and horribly maim anything and everything in this world....until there is nothing left.

[maxx]

wow i found my first bonofide freak. i've never met a real freak...well at least not one interested in me....

has anyone seen the sex face? i think its about the hottest facial expression ever. the girl is flushed...and her eyes look dazed as fuck as if their high.

the sex face turns me on...which is kinda funny since its in the middle of sex.

[TS]

I was thinking about what people had been mentioning about chicks intentionally getting knocked-up...the girl who has unprotected sex but magically will insist on being on top of the dude and not hop off before/during The Moment.

Getting pregnant by some guy when that's not his intention is pretty comparable to rape, I think. I mean, the violation there...the total disregard for the other person...is fucking crazy. Just taking what you want because you have that impulse...

Every once in a while you year those stories about some chick getting pregnant when she was on the pill...how many of those do you think are honest? Maybe she magically forgot to take it...or maybe she actually forgot, but is just keeping her story straight, since that way her man can't get mad at her. Really, it's what she wanted anyway.

I think guys don't understand that a lot of chicks want babies...or don't understand how bad they might want them. And just like guys may lie or be deceptive to get sex, some chicks....

Just a thought.

[Mechanica]

Musashi is a guy.

[Jappo]

Same question, musashi. I was just embarassed to ask. Maxx don't give no shit though... :rofl:.

If you're a guy, it's hard to talk to girls whenever your hair is so crazy looking like that and stands out that much. First thing they're going to ask you why is your hair like that. How do you usually reply?

I kept my head shaved clean for a while. Not something you usually see on Asians (some tradition thing about how you're only suppose to do that when your parents have died and you're mourning, or unless you're a monk). Having such an out of the ordinary hair style would always be the first thing girl would ask me about. I either told them I wrestled, I liked the way it felt (the truth), or that it just fell out by itself this morning. Even right now, I have no clue what to say if my hair was pink like Blanka's HK color.

I'm a guy. It's cool though, I'm not offended, if anything I'm used to it by now. I sometimes get guys checking me when they're driving by, sometimes they honk or whistle. But when they drive past me, the look on their face is golden. :lol:

Sometimes it's pretty hard for me to talk to girls, depending on the situation, most of the time it's them being the "initiator" so to speak. Obviously most of the time, it usually begins with the hair "Oh I like your hair, did you do it yourself?" or something to that extent, but after that, I don't really know what to say. I mean, I'm not like an attention whore; I don't dye it just to get attention but it comes with it, I suppose. I have the same problem like you; I think about what to say to girls long after they're gone, even with hair assist. Lame.

[Cisco]

Alright guys, i have decided to stick with the goal. I need to date a celebrity. I have managed to have about 4 girl friends or just 31/2 gf's my entire life and the 4th one will be a tv chick. nothing is going to stop me... unless some jessica alba -normal-chick look a like pops up within the operation.

It's like a fiction story but irl terms. You know what i mean?

You know, like stories like aladdin, where some poor guy who lives in the slums gets the rich princess. IRL, there aren't many princess... some are in tribes/countries and we'll never here or give a shit about them because they're either freakin ugly, old, or cannibals. In reality, the castle = TV/Media and the high rich princess is the star... and me the poor guy = the normal guy; guys like us... well, i'm kinda above all of you but still i'm not anywhere near the high class (meaning, i'm not a celeb) so yeah, this sounds fun. real fun.

Just got to think of how i can make the approach. how the hell can i start? how can my powers be put to the test? my friend said that she hangs around the malls i go to, but that's not cool info. I can't just go up like some fan and expect to talk. That's not going to work. Plus i hang out at that mall every weekend and i don't see shit. I need people connection. I need to get people and trick them into lying down so i can walk on them like a bridge.

I have one strat. I have a friend (an old hs classmate) who is part of the show my target stars in (I'm not sure if this celeb is still part of that show because she has ALLOT of shows on tv; game shows, drama, sitcoms, movies, music countdowns, etc), so i can use my hs friend... hopefully, i'll see my hs friend at my highschool alumni homecoming. god i'm so hyped. I just need more strats.

[Scorpio_G]

Alright guys, i have decided to stick with the goal. I need to date a celebrity. I have managed to have about 4 girl friends or just 31/2 gf's my entire life and the 4th one will be a tv chick. nothing is going to stop me... unless some jessica alba -normal-chick look a like pops up within the operation.

It's like a fiction story but irl terms. You know what i mean?

You know, like stories like aladdin, where some poor guy who lives in the slums gets the rich princess. IRL, there aren't many princess... some are in tribes/countries and we'll never here or give a shit about them because they're either freakin ugly, old, or cannibals. In reality, the castle = TV/Media and the high rich princess is the star... and me the poor guy = the normal guy; guys like us... well, i'm kinda above all of you but still i'm not anywhere near the high class (meaning, i'm not a celeb) so yeah, this sounds fun. real fun.

Just got to think of how i can make the approach. how the hell can i start? how can my powers be put to the test? my friend said that she hangs around the malls i go to, but that's not cool info. I can't just go up like some fan and expect to talk. That's not going to work. Plus i hang out at that mall every weekend and i don't see shit. I need people connection. I need to get people and trick them into lying down so i can walk on them like a bridge.

I have one strat. I have a friend (an old hs classmate) who is part of the show my target stars in (I'm not sure if this celeb is still part of that show because she has ALLOT of shows on tv; game shows, drama, sitcoms, movies, music countdowns, etc), so i can use my hs friend... hopefully, i'll see my hs friend at my highschool alumni homecoming. god i'm so hyped. I just need more strats.

Here's my advice: Just talk to her like if you were talking to a normal girl. Infact pretend she's a girl next door...a really ugly girl so you'll feel relaxed. Movie/TV celebs like it when 'normal' people talk to them as if they're human not as a character off television or in the movies or some God like entity or something. Basicly dont go off like this:

" LIKE! OMFG I SEE YOU ON TV ALL THE TIME AND YOUR LIKE BEAUTIFUL AND FUCK! CAN U HAVE MY BABIES!!!!PPPLLLEEAAAZZZEEE!!!!"

If you sound similar to this then your acting like a fan and that could really turn her off. :rolleyes: Infact, act like your indifferent to her sucess.

So just ask normal questions like, " What goals you want to complete in acting?" And "What's your sign?" and " What do you do in your spare time?" And as you ask civil questions about her career slowly go into her personal life and slowly reveal yourself to her so she can be interested in you. And if it doesnt hit off and she wants to be friends wth you dont get all angsty just give her a hug, shrugg it off and say, " Whatever, at least I tried." And give yourself a pat on the back.:wink:

Man, I feel really sorry for Keither Sutherland right now. :wonder:

[fishjie]

When I was young, I've had a girl tell me she and other guy were "just friends" before. A few weeks later, I got an e-mail saying "Guess what? (Other guy) and I are dating!". I was a fucking idiot back then, so I actually replied with a "That's great! I really think you and him make a good couple!" e-mail, when I should of just cut off contact right there to see if she would call to wonder why I didn't reply.


Why would you have stopped talking to her for dating another guy? Did you like her? Was she stringing you along? Sounds pretty harsh just because she said a guy was her friend but ended up going out with him.

From the history of your posts on women and being friends with them you sound like you are really really bitter. you shouldn't get so jaded over it. but i could just be misreading your posts.

Cisco: Please stop obsessing over women and plotting different ways to run into them at the mall and at school and at various other places. you're stalking. it needs to stop. yesterday.

Scorpio_G: You've obviously never read any of Cisco's past threads have you?

[Scorpio_G]

Scorpio_G: You've obviously never read any of Cisco's past threads have you?


Well, except for the one in the Disney/Pixar Takover thread...nope. But it doesnt hurt to help, no? :wonder:

Oh, and planning on running into them is not cool that's kinda Middle/Junior High school ish. Be cool about it let whatever higher power let them run into you. It's more natural that way.

Darn it I left my Charger/USB cord at work. :wasted: At least its in a safe place. Plugged right underneath my desk. I'll get it on Friday anyway.

[kcxj]

From the history of your posts on women and being friends with them you sound like you are really really bitter. you shouldn't get so jaded over it. but i could just be misreading your posts.
Yeah, I stopped being friends with women around when I turned 21. Just being friends never works, because I always end up liking them if I didn't like them already, and feel like a schmuck that's getting ripped off whenever I find out she's with some other guy. Why does he get the sex while I do all the other stuff for her? Do her favors, buy her shit, listen to her problems, just because we're friends? :confused:

As soon as I meet someone new, I've learned my lesson and never try to hide if you're attracted to them or not anymore. That's where all the flirty conversation, and the confidence to actually use it, I've been working so hard on comes into play. I've cut off contact completely and just ignore them whenever I see them with quite a few girls this past year actually. It's either I messed up somewhere and blew whatever chances I had, or I can tell that the girl was never interested in me in the first place, so why torture myself still paying attention to her?

Obviously most of the time, it usually begins with the hair "Oh I like your hair, did you do it yourself?" or something to that extent
hmm... I'm trying to think of something to reply to that. She is giving you a lot of material to work with for a witty reply whenever a girl compliments you about something. The pink hair thing is too much though, and I'm drawing a blank. The only thing I can think of is, "Yeah, my mom did it for me..." but that's not funny in the good way or even funny at all in this instance I think. "That's not all I do by myself..." is disgusting and pathetic sounding (although you could say, "what?", and make fun of how she has a dirty mind when you tell her you meant building model airplanes or something). Asking her if she has something "to do" for you would probably get you a slap in the face also.

Yeah, I dunno. I would probably just lose the hair if I wanted to talk to girls more (or just talk to those punk girls with the Hot Topic clothes and the green hair). Maybe another color or just find another conversation prop (like a dog or funny t-shirt or something). This dude at my gym has blue hair and those big black dork/emo glasses, but he keeps it short and it works for him. Could always go to the salon and have some gay dude/hot girl give you a makeover also (like I did). Even if you're ugly, there's always a hairstyle that will make you look better and have more confidence.

edit: "Why? Do you have anything you'd like to do for me?" :rofl: If they say "no", then say something about how "they should" and then some random stuff to brag about yourself, and how they were the one that were trying to hit on you in the first place. Something about how, "Yeah, I know I look good..." and then make fun that they need to be more original, because girls try to use whatever line they used on you all the time already, would work great also I think.

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I was thinking to myself how bad this movie sucks and that it's just a bunch of Japanese school kids acting like annoying dumbasses. Then I remembered I why I liked this movie from when I saw it back in 2002 when Mitsuko comes on though. She's probably not so hot to other guys (she doesn't smile once in the entire movie), but yeah, something about her looks I'm drawn to. Tomboyish, but feminine at the same time. My eyes went from -_- to O_o during the scene she takes her clothes off. Anyway, I want to feel her up and wish I had a girlfriend that looked like her.

BTW, although the plot makes no sense, there's all sorts of crazy shit that happens on the screen that will make you cringe and give you your horror/violence fix also.

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I don't know if I would recommend a purchase or not (unless you're a dork like me and have the hots for one of the actresses), but the movie is worth a watch at least if anybody here ever gets the chance.

[fishjie]

Yeah, I stopped being friends with women around when I turned 21. Just being friends never works, because I always end up liking them if I didn't like them already, and feel like a schmuck that's getting ripped off whenever I find out she's with some other guy. Why does he get the sex while I do all the other stuff for her? Do her favors, buy her shit, listen to her problems, just because we're friends? :confused:


Okay I see where you're coming from, but if she's your friend shouldn't it be a two way street? Like if you do favors for her, she does favors for you. If you get her a christmas gift, you get one in return. If you listen to her problems, then she'll listen to yours? I mean if you went out of your way to do a huge favor for a guy friend, you'd expect him to show some gratitude and repay the deed later on down the line - why would it be any different for a girl? Just because they're not going to sleep with you doesn't mean they're not gonna help you later on in life - there are other ways to say thank you other than sex.

But I see what you're saying. You already understand that going out of your way to be nice to someone, guy *or* girl, and not getting anything back, sucks. I also agree with you about not being friends with a girl that you really like, because it causes un-necessary drama. I disagree with the idea that you should just stop being friends girls. I do have a few female friends - they're either not asian so I'm unattracted - or I've been there friend for so many years whatever feelings I may have felt are long since gone. Its actually come in handy. I usually have a girl take me out shopping because she's way more in tune with fashion and what actually looks good, and also I have girls help teach me stuff like how to cook. I also find it easier to talk to a girl about your problems because quite frankly, your guy friends are just gonna give you tons of shit.

[kcxj]

The goose that lays the golden eggs. :rofl:

I just realized I do keep girls who are just friends around actually. You never know what hot friends they have and you'll get a hook up. Word on the unattractive thing. It just doesn't work no matter how hard I try, and better to just not get involved in any way with them, sex or not, to keep from getting jealous (something I can't control) and your feelings hurt in the long run. It's a rule that hot girls always make friends with a less attractive girl so they can look better and feel better by comparison, so you have a point there with the legit girl just friends thing then.

[Airthrow]

I made a power supply out of an old USB splitter cable, tommorow I am gonna attach an on-off switch and an LED to it so I can tell when it's on by looking at it. I wonder if I will get 5v from BOTH of the ends (it's a Y-shaped thing that plugs into one USB port and gives you two female USB ports), as I have only turned one of the ends into a power supply.

If so, 5v is the typical power supply for hobby electronics, and 10v and 500ma is a good amount of power for a free power supply (the cable was sitting in my closet and I think I paid four bucks for it).

Why is the electronics hobbyist hobby dead. I have no one to talk to. :sad:

[fishjie]

Why is the electronics hobbyist hobby dead. I have no one to talk to. :sad:

fuck electronics. its all about the bowling son. its all about the bowling.

[Septimus Prime]

I think it's because most modern-day electronics are too complicated for modifying nowadays.

[Mechanica]

So I got home at like 2:30pm... well, yesterday, and immediately poured my belongings from my pockets, and leapt into bed. Slept 'til 7:30pm, and I've been up since. Been doing homework since 1am, and it's almost 4am.

Just this whole situation is kind of :confused: -inducing. Two more finals that I'm worried about in the least.

[Airthrow]

Today I went in and told the lady at this other job I am trying to get that I will work Saturday MORNINGS ONLY because she was hesitant about hiring me because my app said no saturdays. She IMMEDIATELY had me fill out the computerized interview and said she'd call me friday or monday. So I guess I have two jobs now.

That will allow me to save up for my trip to the Philippines in may, my car when I get back, and let me start building my portable NES as soon as I get the extra cashflow in. Also I can afford some sweet bowling shoes. :tup:
fuck electronics. its all about the bowling son. its all about the bowling.

Next time we need to get something harder and I will also read some bowling tips online to improve my game, then it's ON LIKE DONKEY KONG.

I think it's because most modern-day electronics are too complicated for modifying nowadays.

Nah son, anything can be modded. I think it's that people don't like to uhhhh read books to learn stuff. I had electronics for half a semester in high school but I have only recently gotten into making my own circuits and stuff as a hobby...but I am all self taught.

For example, you can easily add LEDs to just about anything with very little math skills (to figure out the proper resistor you need for the voltage).

[Adam Warlock]

Why is the electronics hobbyist hobby dead. I have no one to talk to. :sad:
It's because you never answer a nigga! I've been replying to your posts up in here.

[Azrael]

...I'm still alive.

I was thinking about what people had been mentioning about chicks intentionally getting knocked-up...the girl who has unprotected sex but magically will insist on being on top of the dude and not hop off before/during The Moment.
That's why you gotta work on hip/lower back strength. Those precious few seconds are life-changing.

I can buck a bitch into the ceiling if need be.

[Cisco]

Here's my advice: Just talk to her like if you were talking to a normal girl. Infact pretend she's a girl next door...a really ugly girl so you'll feel relaxed. Movie/TV celebs like it when 'normal' people talk to them as if they're human not as a character off television or in the movies or some God like entity or something. Basicly dont go off like this:

" LIKE! OMFG I SEE YOU ON TV ALL THE TIME AND YOUR LIKE BEAUTIFUL AND FUCK! CAN U HAVE MY BABIES!!!!PPPLLLEEAAAZZZEEE!!!!"

If you sound similar to this then your acting like a fan and that could really turn her off. :rolleyes: Infact, act like your indifferent to her sucess.

So just ask normal questions like, " What goals you want to complete in acting?" And "What's your sign?" and " What do you do in your spare time?" And as you ask civil questions about her career slowly go into her personal life and slowly reveal yourself to her so she can be interested in you. And if it doesnt hit off and she wants to be friends wth you dont get all angsty just give her a hug, shrugg it off and say, " Whatever, at least I tried." And give yourself a pat on the back.:wink:

Man, I feel really sorry for Keither Sutherland right now. :wonder:

Thanks man, but the problem isn't talking to the girl. Not really. The problem is meeting her, that's it. I seriously don't have any idea on how to make "the approach happen". I don't know anything about her; never seen her in real. All i know is what is said in her web site: she's next door from my college and is perfectly my age and hot.

making/finding Psychology friends and use them as bait is the best strat i got; her site listed all her hangouts (malls), but as i said, i hang out at the same place she does ever sat and i never saw shit just a couple of P.I. celebs from what i recall, and i don't think i will go back to that mall as much since they took out the mvc2 machine and the cinemas there are expensive. so, me and my friends just go there to get drinks but only sometimes now since the beer and snaks there is expensice.

Oh well, i just hope this chick is wrestling fan. WWE is coming here in a couple of weeks and i'll be there! I'll try to make a shoryuken banner so all of you would see me.

[Million]

doesn't mean they're not gonna help you later on in lifeThe girl__friend's only usefulness is that she *might* hook you up with one of her hot friends. That's it. *Oh yeah...there are other little things that only a creep voyeur like me would enjoy, but that's a slightly different topic anyway(*taking advantage of her trust level to see something "interesting" every now and then....or stealing panties, etc.)...eh, so yeah...for those purposes...the girl__friend is a good thing....perhaps.

*I would get into the whole modding thing...mostly for videogames....if I weren't so lazy.

That journalist, Jill Carroll that got kidnapped overseas = quite hittable.

What's with the speed-walking thing? People look so goofy when they do that. It always makes me laugh. The only time I've seen black people do it is back in elementary school, when we would "speedwalk" and make race-car sounds.(*with arms up, pretending we're driving a racecar)

Another CNN piece of Hot just appeared on my screen: Elaine Quijano. Elaine looks magically delicious....but still falls short of the greatness that is The Soledad™.

[Jin_Kazama]

I don't know why but i can't eat that store brand. I like the name brand like Trix. thats how i finish my day. my day involves me smoking having sex and eatting trix all day everyday. Speaking of that i need to do that

[mvsc2demon]

Trix ftw :rock:

[RaishinX]

How much is a prom ticket? That is all you need to buy really. Just buy the ticket, put on something nice and go for Christ's sake.



Basically, my original post was geared at people who wanted me to go, when I told them that I didn't. The ticket is 70 bucks and no, I don't have anything "nice". I need a tux; don't got it-simple concept. I don't really like doing things unless it's for a good enough reason. And a "good enough reason" is a personal thing and that's a whole 'nother story; I doubt you're concerned about that. I understand that somehow or another the prom is some big wonderful event that you can only do once (assuming that another student won't buy you a ticket/reinvite you.) and it's big fun for great justice and all that rot. It's nice that you want me to have fun and that you think I'm missing out on something but trust me, I'm not. The seniors at my school are 85% idiots and hanging out with/being around them isn't my idea of fun. There's a social hierarchy, let's just say I'm not the king. They're petty, ignorant, annoying, ghetto, loud; c'mon it'll never stop. That boils down to me going somewhere where I'm honestly/overall not welcome. Why would I do that? Seriously. Also, another personal quirk is that I don't want to spend (or waste, depending on how bitter one is feeling) on a one-time event that's:

A: Purely optional

B: Not benefitial

C: Possibly not fun

It literally makes no sense for a guy like me to go. Therefore I won't. And to be honest, I might be accepted, I might have fun, but I don't feel that the returns on my investment qualify me to make such a decision. Money doesn't exactly grow on trees in my family and such an expenditure would not be for the best.

If you manage to have less fun then if you were sitting at home doing whatever, I'll give you my address so you can come over and kick my ass.

I don't wanna kick your ass:rofl: ; you're trying to help me. Perhaps Million can write you an essay on such a subject.

Comparing prom to the electric chair? Right. And I know what the fuck I am talking about from experience, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered replying.


I wasn't comparing the prom to an electric chair, I was just using it as an example. Also, I figured you had been to a prom before so that's not what I meant. I was speaking purely of the people at my prom, who, for the moment I will assume that you don't know.


Anyways...

Wtf is up with the chicks in my first period. I got this chair that I sit in like everyday right (unless I come late or not at all-which has been about two days out of five or so weeks)? And these bitches keep asking me to get out of it so that one of their friends (whose hittable/comes to class a few minutes late EV-UH-REE-DAIEE). She doesn't even come to class on time and I gotta get up? How fucking stupid is that//. "I'm not a gentleman". Fucking sweet. I don't lay my jacket in a puddle of water for a chick to walk over/Pick shit up that I didn't drop and isn't ANYWHERE near me/Submit my chair for absolutely nothing. That should keep me out of garbage tier:rofl: ! Basically they say that the late chick (whom I going to call "J" for privacy purposes/not to mention I'm not exactly sure how to spell it)completes their 2x2 square of chairs helps them out with their work because they're not smart enough. They won't move to the back of the class because they claim they can't see the board/properly receive the scarce teaching that's issued anyway. Add to that that one of the chicks doesn't contribute at all. I've never seen her discuss PreCalculus with ANY of the chicks in the square (which they dubbed "The Four Sisters"-JAWESOME!! Roffle mayo). It's like she's just symmetry/They hate me:wgrin: . One of the chicks, the ringleader of this nonsense, claims that I'm smarter than her, which is why I'd be better if I was anywhere but the seat I like to sit in. "J" doesn't even really care where she sits. The classroom's so goddamn full that if I get out og my chair by the time J's come, I gotta go next door, get a chair, and bring it back to sit in uncomfortably. Nice.

I don't really know if people at the school like me or not. It's not that is bothers me, but it's been an interesting question to entertain recently. One day there's a hot chick smacking me on my ass; Another day I gotta get out my chair so bitches can gossip. Ah well.

[ethnic_scrap]

*snip


Who's the girl? Local? Lemme know I might have some connections. Fuck, everyone in the country does. :rofl: