The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[maxx]

i think imma be at 2 proms this yr. lol. wtf i'm 21 and still being pimped to peoples proms.

[FreddyL0c0]

I hate missing classes. this the third time in a row a i miss my thursday morning classes. I just cant find the will to beat the sleep.

Attempting to grow a beard is pretty odd, i litteraly feel that shit growing and irratating me, but i aint gonna shave.......thing is, i was planning on taking out this doctor chick. What do u guys think, the girl never met me before, we've been chatting and whatnot, and shes a fuckin doctor to boot. Beard, yay or nay.

[kcxj]

Cisco:
Cut it out with the stalker stuff and planning to "accidently" bump into her already. It's creepy as hell even by my standards.

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RaishinX:
There's no need to get so riled up over some girl telling you to move (unless she's a dumb bitch). Don't know if you'll get another chance, but try playing with it a little next time? Tell her, "Sure!", and then offer your lap in a totally serious way. I've gotten into the habit of always asking, "What's in it for me?", whenever a girl asks me anything, it doesn't matter what. It catches the girl off guard because they're used to guys just saying yes right away because she's hot. Maybe ask her to move you herself or something sarcastic like calling her princess also.

Next time you get smacked (or accidently bumped into), look her right in the eyes and say, "Hey! No touching...". Then if she doesn't give you a nasty look and walk away, tell her "... and a little more to the left if you're going to do it again" or something along those lines. That always gets a laugh out of girls whenever I do it now. They're more likely to do it to you again next time too after they've seen you're smooth with it. I've had girls smack me before in high school too actually, but I just gave them a "what the fuck??" look and walked off. I regret it now though, because it was a nerdy thing to do.

Yeah, unless you're a pretty girl, nobody ever likes you. I've learned over these years, that it's all in how you act that dictates the whole social thing. It's natural that people like you LESS whenever you act like a know-it-all or that you're better than them all the time. I used to look down on others, but now I don't because of that. Just mind my own business and let them do whatever they want. If you want people to like you more, you need to do something about that yourself though. Step up, stand out, and earn the admiration. With other dudes, need to do sports or something to show that's you're physically strong (competitive video games and martial arts in my case). With girls (it doesn't matter if you want them or not), need to flirt and show that you're comfortable with yourself, and that SHE'S the one that wants you whenever you interact.

Pay attention to the popular kids at school next time and see how they carry themselves. If I could go back in time, that's what I would honestly do now, because not only did I not go to the prom or ever talk to anybody, I dropped out completely because things were getting depressing. Thinking back about some of those fat titties the hot girls at my school had at like 16-17 already though, man, I regret how lame I used to act sometimes.
That's why you gotta work on hip/lower back strength. Those precious few seconds are life-changing.
Jujitsu move to counter?

Reverse the full mount:
Keep your elbows in close to prevent submissions. Trap one of her feet with your feet and firmly plant the other one. Now buck to get her to shift her weight onto her hands. Trap the arm on the same side you trapped her foot. Now use your leverage to bridge, tip her off balance, and swing your leg over. Proceed to punch her face in from her guard.
That journalist, Jill Carroll that got kidnapped overseas = quite hittable.
That's a horrible thing to say. Lady is quite possibly dead already. I guess the whole being guys thing just leads us to think stuff like that without choice though. The disturbing scene in "Munich" where the female assassin is killed. My mind just blatantly tuned out all the horrible and serious stuff that was happening after I got smacked in the face (by titties).

[Slide]

See, this is why nobody likes your ass. lol

Peeps on srk aint gotta like me.
You see... RetroKid got you from off the bench:

You know the triangle won't work with Kukoc in there. You need a center to set screens. If He's not Longley, then you know he's Bill Wennington by default.

Zing zing.

Don't try to foul me either Leigh. :rofl:

Slide can be Fisher because Fisher' a bitch. Ronin can be Kobe because Kobe's a crying bitch. I'll have you know, however, that I've been putting it in white chick's asses longer than some folks on SRK have been alive.

Your comeback was just as wack as your freethrow game. Calling me Fisher is just as lame as the average white man on the court.

You Knight... Travis Knight.

[Adam Warlock]

Your comeback was just as wack as your freethrow game. Calling me Fisher is just as lame as the average white man on the court.

You Knight... Travis Knight.

Me wack? Never that. I got this snap shit covered all the way like Iraqi pussy.

Back to your hole before they realize the oil escaped.

This is why I hate black people. :annoy:

[Slide]

Touche'

[Adam Warlock]

Touche'
Well that was no fun. :sad:

Military done made you soft, homie. What's crackin over there?

[Slide]

:sad: the military has shot my e-word play, man. However it upped my IRL sarcasm 10 fold, and that shit is already crazy strong.
Plus sarcasm is nigh impossible to read over the internet so I don't even bother with that.

I think I gotta hit up practice mode on some of these fools that are runnin around free roaming, like Kalypso. Gotta beef up the zings.

As for what's going on over here in the box? Nothing man, just random scares. Like, yesterday we had a big IED scare when we were out on the road, we thought we were surrounded by 3 IEDs, so we called up EOD(Explosive Ordnance Disposal) to check that shit out. False alarms. Which is a gooooooood thing.

And just today, a tank we were near, had received RPG fire but the shit didn't go off.

I'm not a superstitious person and i also don't believe in fate or destiny either. So I just chalk this all up as just straight up good luck. I believe that it's not about if whatever force decides it's your time to go or anything like that, I believe that you can always prepare or protect yourself from any insident and about being in the right place at the right time.

[Murt!]

I think I gotta hit up practice mode on some of these fools that are runnin around free roaming, like Kalypso. Gotta beef up the zings.


I'm slowly starting to think Kalypso is a troll account... nobody can POSSIBLY be that stupid.

[maxx]

i've come to the conclusion..i'm immune to the blowjob. Its really sad..everyone makes it out to be this awesome thing. guys are always bitching at girls to give them one. but really all the girls have had no effect on me. I assumed they were just bad at it. But really...i'm immune to it...heard of those guys that are..thought they were weirdos. well i fit the bill. wtf man w...t...f...well at least theirs always straight up sex. thank god i'm not immune to that.

[Cisco]

Cisco:
Cut it out with the stalker stuff and planning to "accidently" bump into her already. It's creepy as hell even by my standards.



What is the basic dating ritual? How do you even ask a girl out with out talking to her in real life? The man has to approach the woman.. that's just how it is in real life. If youre a man, you should do the first move. besides, this is a celebrity... a TV, magazine, & movie star what man on earth wouldn't want to date a tv-chick? I'm sure as hell if a chick such as Beyonce, tyra, alba, johansson, blah blah was just your age and studies right infront of you, wouldn't you try something? Oh wait, i doubt you actually understand what i am talking about.

[Cisco]

Who's the girl? Local? Lemme know I might have some connections. Fuck, everyone in the country does. :rofl:

Local. Philippines - local. I don't know the name and time of her shows, i just catch her randomly on tv. just need to make friends with some people who do know her in real life. I'm hoping this will come true by the end of this year.
I don't want to cross her path at the mall; i don't think thats cool, i'll just be like the many people asking for an autograph so i need to use the friend circle. I'll hit you up in the pm box.

[Million]

I've seen a few hot local newswomen in person before...I know one of them was most likely creeped out though, and the other one I saw from a distance...with her damn husband. I wanted to tell her to "drop that zero and get with a hero!"

Seriously, water rolls off a duck's back...but what about piss? I really need to know. I will piss on a duck one day to see for myself.

[Pained Auron]

And you should shut the hell up, but we know how well you follow directions.


get back to work ho

[*InVeRs3*]

I think Kevan Barlow is a good HB. But the 49ers have a muy horib-leh offensive line.

[RaishinX]

RaishinX:
There's no need to get so riled up over some girl telling you to move (unless she's a dumb bitch).

Dumb bitch? Probably, but I'm not annoyed enough to call her that. The situation is pretty much over now. The late chick came on time and one of the others lagged behind and wound up sitting near the back

Don't know if you'll get another chance, but try playing with it a little next time? Tell her, "Sure!", and then offer your lap in a totally serious way. I've gotten into the habit of always asking, "What's in it for me?", whenever a girl asks me anything, it doesn't matter what. It catches the girl off guard because they're used to guys just saying yes right away because she's hot. Maybe ask her to move you herself or something sarcastic like calling her princess also.

Nice. I thought of doing that, but never got around to it.

Well, as for my ass getting smacked, I got THAT situation under control too.

Yeah, unless you're a pretty girl, nobody ever likes you.

I know, tell me about it.

With girls (it doesn't matter if you want them or not), need to flirt and show that you're comfortable with yourself, and that SHE'S the one that wants you whenever you interact.

I'll keep that in mind

Pay attention to the popular kids at school next time and see how they carry themselves.

I already have/do. I've noticed the swagger, confidence. But they talk a lot. I don't, and won't just for the sake of popularity, which I can do without. I'm just not a talkative guy with everyone around me (i.e. people I don't know). If someone says something to/about me, then hell yeah I'm talking that so he/she can hear me, which is probably loud enough for anyone to hear. I'm not afraid of any one of them and won't act like I am. The bravado isn't my style. I've also heard women state the positive results of being confident and jumping into conversations. Sorry but, I'm just not gonna do that. I'm not giving my input (IRL) and dropping my view because I know I damn sure don't want anyone doing that to me.

RaishinX: Did you hear Cam dissin Jay-Z
V: Hell yeah "you look like Joe Camel" :rofl:
Dude: I don't like the way Diplomats rap...
R&V: :confused:

And even though not jumping into other convos won't have much bearing on what happens to my own conversations, I still won't do it. Let's just say I got a code of honor. But anyways...I'm kinda gettin' the feeling guys take my posts more seriously than I do:sweat: . Thanks for all the advice though, I was just ranting a bit. Perfectly normal for me.

Anyways...I'm watching the Transporter 2 in school right now and I must say: Jason Statham is the shit. That is all.

[JackTenrac!]

...well.

Hope Phae, Roxie, and Nishiko didn't die from laughter as the guys started rubbing two twigs together on the woman subject.

[Mechanica]

http://www.outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher99.html

LMAO, I love you, Azrael. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Reading those is not only funny, but it makes me really excited about my plans to be in Japan, hahahaha.

[Dan?]

...well.

Hope Phae, Roxie, and Nishiko didn't die from laughter as the guys started rubbing two twigs together on the woman subject.

Roxie and Nishiko probably find our e-geekery shenanigans (and hoodwinkery, don't forget hoodwinkery) hilarious. They probably get together to laugh at us like retarded animals at the zoo bumpin our heads against the cages while they toss pellets at our foreheads.

Phae? Look at SRK? Does this look like the Something Awful forums to you? I think not.

[Million]

So...finally some random claimant told me my voice was "hot" today. I've had that compliment so many times...I'm honestly surprised it took this long. Well, perhaps some were inclined to say it but backed down because they don't want to be all "inappropriate" while filing a simple* claim.(*heh, ironic that I use that word to describe anything on this job. It's like the Land of the Dodos there...nothing ever makes sense.) Anyway, if I looked even half as good as I sound, women would get moist at my very presence....I'd have to actually turn broads down on the regular, as it would simply be too much to handle. It's like my voice itself is "soap opera hunk-level" hotness. It's great.

*completely random thought...I just happen to be living within walking distance of the hospital where I was born. Hey, wouldn't it be funny/interesting if we all could remember back that far...or even beyond that? Imagine...if they invented something that recovered TOTAL memory of your existence....from the day you became a "living thing" while still in the womb...to the day when you emerge from your mom's poon. he heh..."poon" is a great word.

Anyway, I think the earliest memory I have was possibly when I was just 6 months old. I remember crawling around on this particular blanket in the living room, with grandfather sitting in a chair somewhere, and there happens to be a picture of me at that time with the date marked on the back. The first clear memory that I am 100% sure of is my 1st birthday. I remember this cake with a big number "1" that mom brought over to me while I sat in a high-chair.

[kcxj]

I'm just not a talkative guy with everyone around me (i.e. people I don't know). If someone says something to/about me, then hell yeah I'm talking that so he/she can hear me, which is probably loud enough for anyone to hear. I'm not afraid of any one of them and won't act like I am. The bravado isn't my style. I've also heard women state the positive results of being confident and jumping into conversations. Sorry but, I'm just not gonna do that.
You're a dude like me and want ASS right? :bgrin:

Need to force yourself to change your personality like you would practice every day if you wanted to get better at Street Fighter or something.

You don't have to be overly talkative and jump unwelcomed into every conversation. Who said anything about jumping into conversations anyway? That's annoying and nobody (guy or girl) likes anybody that does that. As a shy guy, I noticed I would reply with "uh huh", "oh...", or "yeah... I guess", whenever people did talk to me first. I still do it sometimes actually (although it's because of when I blank out like a nerd in front of pretty girls now instead of just not wanting to talk in the first place), but I try really hard and make conscious efforts not to just answer with some one word reply or nothing at all whenever people talk to me from now on.

About the girl asking you to move from you seat thing again. The move I would try personally would be to say, "Sure!", and then scoot over just a tiny bit in my chair so she would have to share it with me. Not as bold as the offering your lap thing (and the reward isn't as great if the girl actually takes you up on the offer either), but it's just as witty and you show just as much confidence I think.

Oh, don't think I'm trying to directly give advice either (because I'm not, and some of the stuff I wrote isn't even applicable to your situations). From your posts, they sound like similar situations I've been in myself in the past before, so I'm just ranting random thoughts. Depending on the situations and the girls, the advice could be bad for all I know. So if you do take anything me or anybody else happened to write down here, don't tell anybody it was from me. :rofl:

[phae]

Roxie and Nishiko probably find our e-geekery shenanigans (and hoodwinkery, don't forget hoodwinkery) hilarious. They probably get together to laugh at us like retarded animals at the zoo bumpin our heads against the cages while they toss pellets at our foreheads.

Phae? Look at SRK? Does this look like the Something Awful forums to you? I think not.

excuse you.

I still lurk. There's not much to post about. I honestly want to get you a SA account, Dan. When I can financially swing it, there will be an account for you. I swear to god.

I came down with the flu last week. I'm finally getting over it though, which is good. It popped into full swing on Saturday, and on Sunday my fiance came by and brought me my present - a Gamecube. I had him stay later than he was supposed to, because i wanted company while I was sick and miserable. :rofl:

I got Tales of Symphonia, as well as Persona (:sweat: I never played it!), so I'm really happy, and i'm away from the PC.

Tomorrow I am going out to play Guilty Gear with the NY/NJ heads, I'm really excited.

[Mechanica]

I got stuck very early in the game on Persona. I had fun until I got to the fucking weird ass world [town] map, which was fine for me, except that I like went to the hospital or whatever (it's been a long time) and then I could NOT find where to go, I swear I checked everywhere.

[FistsofFury]

WTF beating Third Strike is so easy with Akuma. It was as if the CPU was afraid of him. I blazed through it without dying, beat Gill without him winning a round and got a final overall score of an 'A'.

But the difficulty was defalt....still....shit has never been that easy.

[Mechanica]

lol, beating Third Strike is so easy, period. :P Only time I've ever had difficulty is with Gill on the hardest difficulty, because he just cpu-cheats. :lol: Well, it's easy if you actually play 3s.

Hahaha, look how much of a fighting game dork I am: http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/8734/aegwynn3qq.jpg

[kcxj]

Million:

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/8468/jackieguerrido00051yf.gif

[Airthrow]

Million:

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/8468/jackieguerrido00051yf.gif


OH.MY.GAWD.

[mvsc2demon]

http://www.cafetrends.com/gallery/files/6/9/JumpKickaBitch.gif

[The Bucket Of Truth]

http://www.cafetrends.com/gallery/files/6/9/JumpKickaBitch.giflol nice

[Lantis]

Here's a gift from me to all you Chuck Norris cocksuckers, so you can go all choke on ANOTHER dick.

[The Bucket Of Truth]

lol @ the paddle

[Mechanica]

Million:

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/8468/jackieguerrido00051yf.gif
I don't get it. :confused:

[The Bucket Of Truth]

that chick has massive tits. plus million is into voyeurism

[Airthrow]

that chick has massive tits. plus million is into voyeurism

It's not the voyeurism he posted it for Million for, it's Million's fetish for hot news broads.

[Mechanica]

that chick has massive tits. plus million is into voyeurism
Oh, ok. I thought it was something else I was missing. :lol:

[Ender120]

Here's a gift from me to all you Chuck Norris cocksuckers, so you can go all choke on ANOTHER dick.

Chuck fell over from the sheer ridiculousness of trying to hurt him with a paddle. The rest of the clip shows him getting up and roundhousing the paddle so hard it kills the Harvard Rowing Team. Then he roundhouses both of the guys with such ferocity that their DNA is unravelled and reassembled into a toilet, which he then takes a shit into.


DON'T FUCK WITH CHUCK!

[Slide]

Yo RetroKid, remember that time we found that poster named Slide v20?
Well, when i was just making a post in FGD a couple of minutes ago, I saw a poster named DarkSlide.

Aaand, tight to being able to use thumbdrives on this netcafe. I can actually take stuff from my laptop and put it up on the internet from here now.

[Mechanica]

It's 5:37am, and I haven't slept. I have to take the SAT at 7:45am, which I just realized at 4:30. Just fucking kill me, I can't succeed. :bluu:

[Million]

Thanks. Jackie truly is the hottest "weathergirl" ever. The Weather Channel has some good ones too, but I can't think of any at the moment that are on Jackie's level.

*I feel like there's so much I'm JUST NOW figuring out about real-world living....stuff that was merely glossed over quickly in school....like the simple concept of a savings account. I've only had a checking account all this time...of course, this will soon change after I do some quick research...

*I had a dream last night where I smelled like chocolate(?!). Everything else was normal...except the fact that I smelled absolutely delicious for some reason. Even while the dream was going on, I was wondering...why do I smell like chocolates all of a sudden? What's going on here? Women were powerfully attracted to this magical scent.

Testing ("testes, 1, 2,....3?!") -- I had a bad score on the SATs...but did well on the ACT. I got a 24 the first time, and a 25 on the 2nd time. This got me a "presidential scholarship" to TSU....which was later screwed over by my inherent laziness. (*needed to maintain a 3.0....come spring semester, me = 2.9667. Of course. When they gave that speech of "Even if it's 2.9999whatever. It's STILL below 3.0, and you will lose it." I knew right then and there that would be me very soon, as that's precisely how things work for me.)

[Rico!]

http://www.cafetrends.com/gallery/files/6/9/JumpKickaBitch.gif


looool what was that about??

[Dan?]

excuse you.

Sorry, I've been a bit gassy...

I still lurk. There's not much to post about. I honestly want to get you a SA account, Dan. When I can financially swing it, there will be an account for you. I swear to god.[/b].

How much be an account? I know I've got a friend or two IRLNESS that have accounts there as well.

I came down with the flu last week. I'm finally getting over it though, which is good. It popped into full swing on Saturday, and on Sunday my fiance came by and brought me my present - a Gamecube. I had him stay later than he was supposed to, because i wanted company while I was sick and miserable. :rofl:

Misery loves Nintendo, as they say.

[KrassHole]

Million:

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/8468/jackieguerrido00051yf.gif


Who gives a shit about the weather when a woman that fine is talking :looney:

[phae]

How much be an account? I know I've got a friend or two IRLNESS that have accounts there as well.

Misery loves Nintendo, as they say.

Misery definately loves nintendo. It's fun to sit in my bed, with a big bowl of soup, and lots of water bottles and play some Gamecube.

SA accounts are $9.95 I think.

[ShinAkumax]

This <3 is highly flammable. I cannot understand how I'm the only one that notices how stupid it looks. I want to kick SRK's collective ballsack everytime I see some moron with those in their sig.

I mean, look at it "<3 " it looks like a short cock or something.

[Airthrow]

I *FINALLY* tracked down one of those 50 in 1 NES things that you can connect to your TV, which I will be converting into a portable NES (has a cart slot) with built in games, I will re-burn the EPROM to have the built in games be really cool badass ones.

Bought for $11.99.

Also as soon as I get a decent soldering iron I'll be selling my Dreamcast VMU flashlight/keychains for 10 bux each.

[mastermind]

I got a raise at work. And thank god, I didn't have to sleep with the boss to get it! :rofl:

[*InVeRs3*]

http://www.cafetrends.com/gallery/files/6/9/JumpKickaBitch.gif

You can just hear her go ooo...ah...ooo....ah....

:rofl:

[kcxj]

Man, I'm jealous. My friend's wife is so cute that my head exploded. I'm playing him in 3S the other day, and she's sitting right next to him and hugging him like a teddy bear the entire time. That's the craziest thing I've ever seen. A girl actually being OK with your gaming habit? I know it's not just an American girl vs Japanese girl thing either, because otaku are called "otaku" for a reason and it's not a positive one.

I think my friend is absolutely crazy for getting married and sacrificing his soul like that, but yeah, good job to him for finding such a lovely lady like her. I'm jealous. :sad:

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I'm a nerd and don't keep up with pop culture. Who's the most popular female celebrity/sex symbol in America at the moment? Is it Jessica Alba? Scarlett maybe? It was Britney for a while before she ruined her reputation forever by letting the public know how disgusting she is in her real life right? I really hope it's not Angelina Jolie, because I don't like her.

Aside from Brooke Burke (and maybe the actress that plays Kim Bauer), I don't like any of the women that get shown in my American men's magazines.

Sorry for the no pics (I'm lazy and don't want to upload anything), but Aki Hoshino is the most gorgeous woman in the world at the moment. I love her face and what a killer body also. Of course I don't see any of her outside of what gets printed in magazines and so on, but neither do I see anything of Vida, Alba, or which ever other girl has a pictorial this month in my American magazine.

(Morgan Webb needs to go. I'm tired of her man shoulders, big forehead, and the 8 tons of airbrushing the magazine editors use on every one of her pictures.)

Who's the most popular pin-up girl/female celebrity in Japan at the moment? Anybody here read the Japanese magazines or watch the TV on a regular basis? Although she hasn't done anything for a while now, I have a picture of Mandy Moore on my wall because I like her. I'm wondering who's picture I would have if I were living in Japan instead.

*I don't want to live in Japan btw... everything is too small, expensive, my American mannerisms and attitude wouldn't fit in too well, and America is one of the best places to live in the world already. I'm curious about the women though (after seeing how cute my friend's wife is).

edit: She's so cute I wanted to jump kick her.

[Rico!]

i say you change your AV to this Aki Hoshino woman

[Million]

*my friend's wife would actually play the games with us occasionally. She's a big fan of Super Monkey Ball and Phantasy Star...as well as Baulder's Gate 2, Gauntlet, and a lot of those multiplayer action rpgs...ah yes...now I remember...we had a lot of fun in Champions of Norrath too.

I still think of her sometimes when I rub one out...her sister looks good too, though she has expressed absolutely no interest in me....so I really don't see a point in even trying to "go there".

I'm in a destructive mood today...I want to nuke an island or something...or burn something...I don't even have to be pissed off at something to be in one of these "let's kill/destroy something" moods.

[Lantis]

Chuck fell over from the sheer ridiculousness of trying to hurt him with a paddle. The rest of the clip shows him getting up and roundhousing the paddle so hard it kills the Harvard Rowing Team. Then he roundhouses both of the guys with such ferocity that their DNA is unravelled and reassembled into a toilet, which he then takes a shit into.


Doesn't change the fact he got owned by a paddle.

[RetroKid]

Yo RetroKid, remember that time we found that poster named Slide v20?
Well, when i was just making a post in FGD a couple of minutes ago, I saw a poster named DarkSlide.

I did a quick search and it turns out that there's a BisonSlide, zeroslide, slider calhoun, etc. I saw more, but I forgot them already. Haha, this is like the Kyo Kusanagi clone scenario in KOF '99. You're everywhere at once.

[Airthrow]

How do you guys tier these problems in terms of fuckedupness?

Money problems, health problems, family problems, love life problems?

I have had family problems my whole fucking life so I am basically immune to it. I have been pretty healthy though (physically), so I don't have much experience with it. I can tell you though, that money problems are the fucking worst, I mean if you have a job and you have exhausted selling all the stuff you can and you have used every side-hustle you know to make extra dough and it's STILL not enough, it's like being strapped down and on the receiving end of a Peter North facial, there is fucking nothing you can do, and life is having a phat cumshot on your face for laughs. :sad:

[Mark Beast]

my gf plays marvel. *shrugs*
she hates to lose too.

anyway, well...update to that story i posted earlier. its around that time of the month for her. her stomach is hurting, but she hasn't gotten her period yet and its the 30th. its supposed to come on like the 29th. she's taking the test tomorrow. *prays* i hope her stomach hurting is her getting cramps.

oh and a ton of females are coming from no where trying to holla at me now. my lab partner, and like five other girls (not exaggerating) are trying to holla at me. i'm like wtffff. no this is NOT bragging. like this is a bad time for me. real, real bad time. i'm not in the mood for any of that shit.
*sigh*

[Wellman]

I saw Tales of Symphonia for $20 at Best Buy but passed because I am unsure how much cash I will need for the next weekend. Mistake or no?

[Lantis]

Money problems, health problems, family problems, love life problems?


For me, it would be:

1) Health problems
2) Family problems
3) Money problems
4) Love life problems

Love life problems used to be hella broken to me at point (read: angsty teenager), but after the 7th or 8th problem...you just have to say "fuck it". Besides, bitches are usually not worth my time. Which kinda makes me remember...it's been a while since I was last in "love". When you learn to move on, things become much easier. After you free yourself from the "spell of love" and start to see things in a more rational light, you suddenly discover things that you couldn't see while "in love". So nah....

Money comes and goes, like always. Yeah, it hurts when it lacks, but like they say, as long as you got health.... I know I got a life savings feud which is pretty stacked up by now, but yeah, I can relate. I'm currently living with $20 a week. And I'm sorta dependant on mother/older brother right now until I define my current situation. But even when on my own...I don't think I'll worry. I tend to be a penny pincher, so I don't spend much dough on shit I don't really need.

Family problems...sorta gets there since you've been basically living with these people your whole damn life, and no matter what, whatever one person does or says will affect the other (depends on how strong the link is with your family, I guess). I have a strong link with all my family members...namely, siblings and mother (I don't really give two rat asses about uncles/aunts/cousins), and yeah, problems with them usually hit big on me.

Health problems...now that's fucked up. Fortunately, I have never had any serious disease up until now, but when people bring up things like "cancer" or "diabetes" and shit like that, I cringe. We're talking about things that could potentially lead you to your death. And that's not cool. Nothing feels worse than feeling sudden aches in your body or living with some sort of handicap. No way....

[Million]

Health problems are the most crucial. Those other problems can actually be fixed in some way usually...since the advancement of human medical science has pretty much slowed to a depressing crawl...a LOT of medical issues are simply impossible to "fix", and it will probably be that way for at least a long, long time. Part of it must be due to the simple greedy aspect of human nature; I'm sure there's more money to be had in treatment rather than cures...

anyway, yeah...of those listed, I would be most fearful of health problems.

Money problems = job. Fixed, usually.
family problems = I can't really relate to this...but I imagine a possible solution being just cutting them off, emotionally speaking.

love life problems? = something I love to go on bitter rants about....simple...I stopped caring so much. I learned to remove all high expectations, and see most broads for the worthless, evil, self-absorbed trash they usually turn out to be. In due time...my shameful depression turned into pure, raw bitterness and hatred...like a protective "emotional scab", if you will.

So yeah...health problems "wins" there. I'd much rather be completely healthy for as long as possible in life.
life is having a phat cumshot on your face for laughs. Life loves to do that....because life as we know it is really nothing more than various degrees of suffering. The "winners" in this world are really the people whose lives sucked the least amount of ass compared to everyone else. There is no end to human suffering; it can always be an infinite number of times worse. The good times are only fleeting moments amidst a giant ocean of filth. We all have to swim in this ocean of shit...and eventually we drown to death in it. That's what life is. Fortunately we have various venues of entertainment that keep most of us from going truly insane....things like movies, tv, video games, etc....it helps us temporarily forget reality.

[Airthrow]

my gf plays marvel. *shrugs*
she hates to lose too.

anyway, well...update to that story i posted earlier. its around that time of the month for her. her stomach is hurting, but she hasn't gotten her period yet and its the 30th. its supposed to come on like the 29th. she's taking the test tomorrow. *prays* i hope her stomach hurting is her getting cramps.

oh and a ton of females are coming from no where trying to holla at me now. my lab partner, and like five other girls (not exaggerating) are trying to holla at me. i'm like wtffff. no this is NOT bragging. like this is a bad time for me. real, real bad time. i'm not in the mood for any of that shit.
*sigh*

Why are you even with that scheming bitch anymore?

[Mark Beast]

^i honestly think if i break up with her she's not going to tell me either way whether or not she's pregnant, and she probably is and will keep the baby and be on some secretive shit until she's had the kid. then she'll show up at my door with it.
i'd faint. =/

basically i'm just staying with her til i know she's not pregnant or she gets an abortion if she is. its already clear to me that it was a setup xx trap. now i'm just trying to play and win at this game of chess to get out of it.

[Carpet Lint]

We all have to swim in this ocean of shit...and eventually we drown to death in it. That's what life is.
I know life's been owning us all on the regular, some more than most, but come on - life isn't about that.

Life is when you're swimming in the ocean of shit, and you hit a patch of refreshing, cool, icy, shit-free water. And you swim around in it for a bit, wash your face with it, maybe even take a mouthful in to gurgle that taste of shit out of your mouth, and you ENJOY IT, because you know that it's only a matter of time before it gets contaminated with shit again.

And then you start swimming all over again, looking for the next patch of shit-free water.

Sometimes you see it from a mile away, and it takes you months to get there, but you finally do. And sometimes you see it from afar, but by the time you get there, it's all covered in shit again. And sometimes it hits you suddenly, like when you break the surface of the water for a breath of shit-smelling air, and you realize that the water's shit-free. And sometimes you think the water's free of shit, and you take a big gulpful only to realize that the shit was floating beneath the surface, beyond view, and you have a mouthful of shit when you were expecting the opposite. But that's life.

The patches of fresh water in the ocean of shit that we eternally swim through. That's life.

[Lantis]

^i honestly think if i break up with her she's not going to tell me either way whether or not she's pregnant, and she probably is and will keep the baby and be on some secretive shit until she's had the kid. then she'll show up at my door with it.
i'd faint. =/

basically i'm just staying with her til i know she's not pregnant or she gets an abortion if she is. its already clear to me that it was a setup xx trap. now i'm just trying to play and win at this game of chess to get out of it.

If the test turns out negative, I suggest you dump the bitch like a bad habit.

[Mechanica]

I saw Tales of Symphonia for $20 at Best Buy but passed because I am unsure how much cash I will need for the next weekend. Mistake or no?
Eh, not really a mistake. I had fun with the battle system, but the characters and story were pretty.... well, bad. I almost finished the first disc and then stopped playing for some reason.

[Murt!]

The last boss of RE4 was stupidly easy... I thought it was his first form or something, but he just kinda, idk, died.

[kcxj]

i say you change your AV to this Aki Hoshino woman
Look at those titties.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/aki_hoshino031.jpg

Is that not the best thing ever or what? I want to bury my face in it. Her hips are so round and when you see her ass, you want to spinning backfist those girls that perpetuate the Asian girl --> flat ass stereotype. If you have a zit or ugly face or something, yeah it can be airbrushed out. Especially from magazine pictures like these also. Can't fake those curves and the awesome body though.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Aki_Hoshino_029988.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Aki_Hoshino_029989.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/aki_hoshino012.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/aki_hoshino028.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Aki_Hoshino49.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Aki_Hoshino50.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Aki_Hoshino_029984.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/Aki_Hoshino_029900.jpg

Yeah, I don't even want to look at Vida, Jenny McCarthy, or whatever random FHM girls are in the magazines that get sent to my house after seeing how beautiful some of the girls from overseas like Aki are.

edit: I'd rub one out to her if I could find a picture with her sticking her tongue out, but I can't.

Someone who is fluent in Japanese hook me up with a Sabra or Urecco magazine subscription and I'll give anything I have in return (like three boxes worth of Stuff, FHM, and Maxims that I don't look at anymore).

----------

I still think of her sometimes when I rub one out...her sister looks good too, though she has expressed absolutely no interest in me....so I really don't see a point in even trying to "go there".
You know, I wasn't going to go that far and say THAT. Million's no shame is just too powerful and went ahead and one upped me though. :rofl:

[mvsc2demon]

2:30am, cant sleep and have class at 11:30 but have to wake up at 7 to hit the gym early:rock:

[*InVeRs3*]

Morning Woody. Why do men have the Morning Woody? Morning Woody is really inconvinient, since it's in the morning.

[Azrael]

^Except, when you actually get to use it.

Then it's wonderful.

[AdverseSolutions]

Az, did you find the 24 torrent for this week yet?? Not up anywhere I know of...

[Azrael]

It's not out yet (the episode hasn't aired yet in America). Try this time tomorrow.

[AdverseSolutions]

der--

fak

[kcxj]

...You'd be surprised at what the Japanese are able to do with pictures.

Is there a chance that that girl in the pictures actually does exist? Sure.

Is there a chance that you would actually meet a girl like her? Hahaha no.

But dreams sure are nice.
I said already, my friend's wife (Japanese girl) is crazy cute. I'm going to miss her when she goes back this month. I'm sooo damn jealous that she was just holding on to him and not letting go while he was playing video games with me of all things too. I've met girls my age here in the US that are just as hot as some of the magazine girls also. Some more attractive even. I just don't see how there's no chance I'm not going to meet any girls like that if I'm in another country. Yeah, if I act like baka gaijin that can't even speak the language and hang out in the arcade with other dudes all the time, then I won't meet anybody. I've been to other countries (just not Japan yet), and it's the same everywhere though. You do see insanely hot women, but it's up to you to not just be nerd and oogle her with your friends, but man up and go talk instead.

Even if this girl I'm oogling right now is all photoshopped and fake, it's not exactly like she's ugly either. Otherwise she wouldn't of gotten a job modeling in the first place. I'm positive I'd be approaching her even when she's looking just average. Moreso even, because of the less intimidation.

[Azrael]

It has been a very long time since I've seen a "magazine hot" girl.

You may find a girl with a cute face, but she almost invariably has no tits and/or ass/is rail thin. And even then, there's a 70% chance that cute face is thanks to makeup, and will not be the same when she takes it off.

You may find a girl with decent sized tits, but she will almost invariably not have a cute face, or will be fat/chunky. Probably the latter, with a bit of the former mixed in for good measure. But don't worry, you're not going to find a girl with tits.

You may find a girl with ass/hips, but she will almost definitely not be cute. If you find a girl with ass/hips at all.

Chances of finding a girl with a cute face, and decent tits and ass? If you do, buy me a lottery ticket.

And Asian American girls/Asian girls in America are an entirely different breed than Asian girls. I dunno why this is, it just is.

Even if you do find a hot girl, you don't just walk up and approach them...that doesn't happen here, and if you did you would instantly be written off as weird.

Not to say that Japanese girls can't be enjoyed...you just have to hold them to a more realistic standard. Which is not what you see in the magazines.

[Demon Dash]

I've got to go get ready to go out but I can't be arsed. Damn, why am I so lazy?

[Rico!]

whatever


yay, no more nasty teeth!

[arcticninja]

I know life's been owning us all on the regular, some more than most, but come on - life isn't about that.

Life is when you're swimming in the ocean of shit, and you hit a patch of refreshing, cool, icy, shit-free water. And you swim around in it for a bit, wash your face with it, maybe even take a mouthful in to gurgle that taste of shit out of your mouth, and you ENJOY IT, because you know that it's only a matter of time before it gets contaminated with shit again.

And then you start swimming all over again, looking for the next patch of shit-free water.

Sometimes you see it from a mile away, and it takes you months to get there, but you finally do. And sometimes you see it from afar, but by the time you get there, it's all covered in shit again. And sometimes it hits you suddenly, like when you break the surface of the water for a breath of shit-smelling air, and you realize that the water's shit-free. And sometimes you think the water's free of shit, and you take a big gulpful only to realize that the shit was floating beneath the surface, beyond view, and you have a mouthful of shit when you were expecting the opposite. But that's life.

The patches of fresh water in the ocean of shit that we eternally swim through. That's life.


Whoa.....

that was like.....

whoa....

That's deep man :sweat:

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

If the test turns out negative, I suggest you dump the bitch like a bad habit.

I suggest he waits it out for a few weeks and disregard all sexual contact with her beforehand.

That way if she pulls any "this is your baby" shit, he'll be dealing with a clear head when he drop kicks her down the stairs.

[Roxie]

Roxie and Nishiko probably find our e-geekery shenanigans (and hoodwinkery, don't forget hoodwinkery) hilarious. They probably get together to laugh at us like retarded animals at the zoo bumpin our heads against the cages while they toss pellets at our foreheads.


Pretty much.:wink:

[*InVeRs3*]

Diamonds are forever. I say fuck Diamonds. I perfer gushers because they're edible.

[Zachman]

"Throw your diamonds in the sky if you feel the vibe....forever forever forever forever":rofl: :rofl:

[Yansoma]

Diamonds are just hard rocks that are only valuable because we are told they are. Well outside of industry and science.

[RoninChaos]

Motoki, PLEASE take Saga's advice. Do NOT fuck with this girl at all. Do not have any type of sexual relations with her because if she's as shiesty as you've suggested, then I wouldn't put it past her to pull this on you AGAIN, or leave you hanging and never give you an answer.

[Mark Beast]

well, it turns out that she's not pregnant. her period came on today. thank God. ok, obviously this was a miracle because well we already [/i]know the details, so there's no need to try my luck again. God does perform modern day miracles.

i'm freeeeeee. (and yes, i checked and no, it wasn't pleasant)

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Good.

Humor her for as long as you can. Make sure the story bleeds out.

...

...Then drop her ass off at 7-Eleven when the coast is clear. That crazy ass bitch needs mental assistance. God damnit.

[Mark Beast]

why can i not put this number in usps and see where my package is tracked???
http://67.18.37.14/19/102/upload/p1257112.jpg

VB 063 234 395 US

[*InVeRs3*]

why can i not put this number in usps and see where my package is tracked???
http://67.18.37.14/19/102/upload/p1257112.jpg

VB 063 234 395 US


You have to wait a few hours sometimes.

Saga: :rofl: 7 11 lol.

[Mark Beast]

^the receipt is from the 23rd. its the 30th...

[*InVeRs3*]

^the receipt is from the 23rd. its the 30th...

Oh. I don't know what to say then. :wtf:

[Roxie]

Diamonds are forever. I say fuck Diamonds. I perfer gushers because they're edible.
People die over diamonds in Africa. Fuck Diamonds.

[JackTenrac!]

"Throw your diamonds in the sky if you feel the vibe....forever forever forever forever":rofl: :rofl:
So is Kanye's disfigurement.

forever forever.

...this went well.

[Jappo]

This Chuck Truck is damn sexy.

[FistsofFury]

This Chuck Truck is damn sexy.


Man you have always had the best ipod avatar. Keep it.

Oh yeah. Kanye West is a no talent bum that sucks at sampling. He just takes the whole song and adds a bass line (like with Diamonds).

[Murt!]

I want something sweet... but I'm out of oatmeal, ice cream, and cereal, my usual three. Count your blessings folks lol.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Man you have always had the best ipod avatar. Keep it.

Oh yeah. Kanye West is a no talent bum that sucks at sampling. He just takes the whole song and adds a bass line (like with Diamonds).


Which is exactly why I still say his shit is polished.

He gets the system.

[VG Emblem]

I want something sweet... but I'm out of oatmeal, ice cream, and cereal, my usual three. Count your blessings folks lol.
You have my sympathy.
Btw, the miniature reese's peanut butter cup things are like the best thing ever.

[Lantis]

Can't believe I'll be 26 next week.

I remember 10 years ago...when the Olympics were in Atlanta, Kurt Angle won a gold medal with an injured neck, the Houston Rockets were the halftime event of the Chicago Bulls era, I got into high school, SFA 2 was all the rage, SNK was on a bad streak, I played Chrono Trigger for the first time...and it was my first year on the Internet, too! Which meant Internet chatting, BBS, alt.games.sf2, Jeff Schaefer rants, when John Choi and Alex Valle actually posted, Viscant had acne and smelled of cheap Old Spice, Justin Wong was probably in diapers and eating Gerber, very very obscure members like I@I.com and Onaje Everett. People talking 'bout crazy infinite shit in XSF.

Can't believe that was 10 years ago. 10 years in the Net. Goddamn ride it has been. :confused: :looney: :wonder:

[ShinAkumax]

You have my sympathy.
Btw, the miniature reese's peanut butter cup things are like the best thing ever.

Why haven't you been banned yet? I guess SRK is lacks a benevolent god.

[mvsc2demon]

Can't believe I'll be 26 next week.

I remember 10 years ago...when the Olympics were in Atlanta, Kurt Angle won a gold medal with an injured neck, the Houston Rockets were the halftime event of the Chicago Bulls era, I got into high school, SFA 2 was all the rage, SNK was on a bad streak, I played Chrono Trigger for the first time...and it was my first year on the Internet, too! Which meant Internet chatting, BBS, alt.games.sf2, Jeff Schaefer rants, when John Choi and Alex Valle actually posted, Viscant had acne and smelled of cheap Old Spice, Justin Wong was probably in diapers and eating Gerber, very very obscure members like I@I.com and Onaje Everett. People talking 'bout crazy infinite shit in XSF.

Can't believe that was 10 years ago. 10 years in the Net. Goddamn ride it has been. :confused: :looney: :wonder:

you forgot the montreal screwjob:bgrin:

[Million]

Kroger brand garlic breadsticks are AMAZING. I had some with my usual spaghetti tonight...ohhhhhhh it was like sex, in food form, served on a plate. As usual with Kroger brand...good price too; 1.65 or so for a box of 6 breadsticks. For slightly more(1.90, I think), you can get a whole loaf of Kroger garlic bread.

*I hate Amber Easton's ultra-fake titties, but damn her segment on the new Hip Hop Honeys is just too much. I can always count on it as quality material to "work with" when I need to let off some steam like Bennett.

[Lantis]

you forgot the montreal screwjob:bgrin:

Chuck Norris' dick lodged in your brain? That was November 1997. :confused:

[mvsc2demon]

oh well, fuck bret hart by the way and chuck dick is lodged in my brain, i wish it was in my mouth instead:bluu:
Kurt Angle:rock:

[VG Emblem]

Why haven't you been banned yet? I guess SRK is lacks a benevolent god.
Lol, where have you been? I missed our flamewars, welcome back.

[ShinAkumax]

Fuck you... fuck you dead.

[Cisco]

Man, i love mexican food. Nachos rule all forms of life

[maxx]

wtf this is startin to turn into the wrestlin thread.

[mvsc2demon]

Man, i love mexican food. Nachos rule all forms of life
with guacamole or bean n cheese dip assist :rock:

[Lantis]

wtf this is startin to turn into the wrestlin thread.

Of course, we will slowly expand our sphere of influence throughout the forums.

Cuz you know everyone is a redneck deep inside! :wgrin:

[VG Emblem]

Fuck you... fuck you dead.
How about a hug instead?

[maxx]

Of course, we will slowly expand our sphere of influence throughout the forums.

Cuz you know everyone is a redneck deep inside! :wgrin:

lol fuck u..i'm a black man trapped in a blackmans body.

[mvsc2demon]

^^^
lol, chucks sidekick and best friend in wtr is black, wears sombrero hat and boots,etc. So there is hope.
Hey maxx, what if like out of nowhere you get contacted and the wwe wants to give you a contract, but the gimmick you have to play is a black version of stone cold, beer drinking and all:bgrin:

[maxx]

^^^
lol, chucks sidekick and best friend in wtr is black, wears sombrero hat and boots,etc. So there is hope.
Hey maxx, what if like out of nowhere you get contacted and the wwe wants to give you a contract, but the gimmick you have to play is a black version of stone cold, beer drinking and all:bgrin:

umm no. not my style, i would be more of cruiserweight hell material..bitch about it for a year then go to tna/roh.

[mvsc2demon]

umm no. not my style, i would be more of cruiserweight hell material..bitch about it for a year then go to tna/roh.
you can still be a black redneck cruiserweight:bluu:

I keed i keed

[Clear Sky]

Diamonds are forever. I say fuck Diamonds. I perfer gushers because they're edible.

Why do they say diamonds are forever, because eventually they'll decay into graphite. Even though it will take forever to happen, it's not forever. :D

[mvsc2demon]

Why the fuck do people go to american idol expecting to win something? They suck, they themselves know they suck, we know they suck, the dog taking a shit in the street knows they suck. Then they get all depressed when simon makes his comments!
And whats up with simon, Seriously, how many times has that *** said that phrase "youre the worst singer ever"? Only time when he said "your the best singer ever" was to, nvm, ya know who i was going to say :bgrin:

[*InVeRs3*]

Why do they say diamonds are forever, because eventually they'll decay into graphite. Even though it will take forever to happen, it's not forever. :D

Fuck you and Fuck diamonds :rofl:

[semijuggalo]

Campbell's Chunky Clam Chowder...... I just ate some with a little hot sauce stirred into it for kick. I wish I had another can right now......

[Scorpio_G]

I just ate a chicken burrito at this place called Ziggiz at 3rd and 25th...Best buritto I've ever eaten....ever!:lovin:

The meat was nice and thick and it didnt sink to the bottom! And nothing fell out or anything. It had the right ratio of salsa and sour cream as well as rice, cheese, and meat.

I wasnt even plaing on eathing the whole thing I just worf it down!:rofl: Pretty cheep too. Cheeper than Chipolte I'll say!

Now I gotta work on my thesis. :sad:

[ShinAkumax]

How about a hug instead?

The only thing you hug are nuts.:arazz:

[FireisWet]

Campbell's Chunky Clam Chowder...... I just ate some with a little hot sauce stirred into it for kick. I wish I had another can right now......

though i enjoy several seafood critters, I've never actually had clam or anything containing it. What does it taste like?

[ShinAkumax]

Well I guess a better question would be, are you a virgin?

[VG Emblem]

The only thing you hug are nuts.:arazz:
You haven't changed a bit meaney.:razzy:

[*InVeRs3*]

Next person to post is my hero.

[FireisWet]

me plz :)

[mvsc2demon]

:sad: damn 240rule

[semijuggalo]

though i enjoy several seafood critters, I've never actually had clam or anything containing it. What does it taste like?
Well, it's kinda hard to say, because the only time I've eaten clam was in chowder. Anyhoo, they pretty much have that same "fishy" taste that all seafood has (probably from soaking in saltwater), except that there's a very rubbery consistency when you chew a piece.

Oysters, on the other hand, I've eaten regular. Not as ingredients in something else, just steamed oysters. Those are very good with hot sauce, as well. Just ignore the fact that oysters look like giant boogers.

[FireisWet]

Oysters, on the other hand, I've eaten regular. Not as ingredients in something else, just steamed oysters. Those are very good with hot sauce, as well. Just ignore the fact that oysters look like giant boogers.

LOL, well to me lobsters look like the Cockroach Kings of Mutantland, and I love them :rofl:. In their case, truly it's the inside that counts.

[kcxj]

Even if you do find a hot girl, you don't just walk up and approach them...that doesn't happen here, and if you did you would instantly be written off as weird.

Not to say that Japanese girls can't be enjoyed...you just have to hold them to a more realistic standard. Which is not what you see in the magazines.
Flirting in Japan is different? How on earth did you and Adverse meet your girlfriends then? I'm not a black or white dude (I'm asian looking), so it's not obvious from my appearance that I'm American and can score with the girls that have that gaijin fetish. Hook me up with the techniques and what I need to know for when I do eventually visit one of these days though.

Eye contact is the number one most important thing whenever I see a girl here in America that I like. I've made it a habit to never to the first to break it as long as she's returning it also. The girls that look at me, and then look away quickly are the ones I don't bother with. This little flirting/body language standard isn't different in Japan is it?

The only thing I've seen is from my comic books and movies, that never happens in real life, is that the girl approaches you first. The girl gets her friend to tell you she likes you, she brings you lunch, or some other fantasy land fantasy where girl does all the work.

Your standards are probably higher than mine anyway. Tastes in women are probably different also. What do you think of magazine girl Aki btw? She's a perfect 10 to me. Even if she is only half as hot when she's not working and the makeup is off, I'd still give my left testicle just for a date with her I like how she looks so much.

[JackTenrac!]

interesting...

[Azrael]

Ok, I'll drop some info on you.

The whole "Japanese women love foreign men" thing is a myth/misconception, born from the ways that foreigners end up in Japan - through university study abroad programs (and c'mon...college is college...), and English schools, where a portion of the students are young women coming specifically to hook up with a foreign guy.

There are women who are Gaijin Chasers, but you don't want to hook up with these girls. Honestly, trust me on this. There are exceptions, but for the most part these are girls you just don't wanna deal with. I speak from experience. Also, it won't be that she likes you, but she likes that you're foreign - is that what you want?

There will be a large part of the population that will just be undateable. Negative stereotypes about foreign men aside, there are three common concerns. The first is that, as a foreigner, you are probably just in Japan for a little while on study or work. You'll go back to your home country, and that'll mean either a very long distance relationship, or her having to pack up her bags and leave Japan, something she may not be prepared to/want to do. ...This is a valid concern.

Another concern is that you don't speak Japanese. If she doesn't speak English, then how the hell are you two going to have a serious relationship? Even if she does speak English, can she really get her point across? Will you always understand her? If she's feeling upset about something, can she effectively tell you about it in her non-native tongue? ...This is another valid concern.

The third concern is...what will her parents think? Will they accept you? The current generation of grandparents were around for WWII...would they be okay with you? If you two had mixed kids, would they really be okay in Japanese society? ...This is also a real concern.

Japanese don't really date casually. Most Japanese women want to get married by 25, or before. ...If they are dating you casually, they are probably hiding a Japanese boyfriend in the background.

Japanese flirting...the art of picking up chicks is called nampa. It can be done, but remember that you are working against all the stuff above...if you want quality that is. Even then, the system is different. Japanese people keep to themselves. For you to just walk up to a girl and start chatting her up, she'd think you the height of weirdness. Unless you were EXACTLY what she was looking for, her defenses would be up before you could finish spitting out "konnichi wa".

Even in bars...girls will be with at least one other friend if not a group of friends. You'll need equal if not greater numbers, and even then, just randomly approaching them out of the blue doesn't work well. If you and a group of guys are having a good time next to a bunch of girls, then somehow the two groups get to talking, and one catches your attention and you guys talk and you get her email address and mail her later, that can work.

The absolute best way is a circle of friends thing - you go out with a friend, he brings you, another male friend, and his girlfriend, she brings some (hopefully) single friends of her own, and so on. But "picking" up girls...doesn't happen like that. And if it did, she's probably not something you want.

Incidentally, I didn't bother looking at all those pictures. I don't care much for fantasy. ...Maybe one day, you'll understand.

[kcxj]

Thanks for the insight on the culture. Not everybody gets to have such a first hand look to see what's really going on.

No wonder Japan is the number one porn capital in the world then. The whole society and system is rigged to produce more lonely men than anywhere else on the planet. But lonely men are still men after all and have money. The porn makers are $mart and must of made more money than they ever need in their whole lives now.

You're right about the wanting to get married before 25 thing. I just realized my friend's wife can't be more than a couple years older than me, possibly less. I remember reading things about the pro AV girls where they say they hoped to get married and have kids one day, and thinking to myself, "wtf, how can men possibly find that attractive and want to read that?"

One my friends (Asian guy), told me last year that he wanted to find a girl to get married and have kids soon, because it's better to have kids when you're in your early twenties so you're not an old fart and dead by the time they're adults. He's from a more traditional Asian family with both parents and grandparents, and just turned 21 (I grew up in a broken home and I'm older). He's hopelessly nerdy of course, plays online video games all day (possibly out of depression or frustration with women) instead of working on his game and body image, and plus he lives in America, so the whole marriage thing obviously isn't going to happen anytime soon. I wonder if his situation would be different if he were in Japan or back in his/my home country though.

I'm 24 already. I'm not even joking now that it's seriously depressing to hear you tell me the majority of Japanese women don't date casually and want to get married before 25 thing. Part of me wants to believe you, because you have life experience from over there already, but another part is skeptical and won't believe anything until I experience it for myself first hand though.

I don't just randomly walk up to girls here in the US. I said already, I do the whole eye contact thing to make sure it's cool first (that's universal at least right?), I make some random comment to see how she responds and make her laugh if I'm lucky, or I just do it the easy way and meet them from online.

To be honest, at this point in my life, I don't give two cares about a relationship or whether or not any girl has another boyfriend while I'm seeing them. I realized how hypocritical I was being the first time I had a serious girlfriend and I found myself still lusting after four different girls I knew at the time and whatever other random attractive ones I would come across. Double standard is retarded so that's why I don't expect girls to follow it, and I'm not hurt whenever I find out a girl is seeing somebody else. I admit I am turned off, but only insecure guys are the ones that are seriously hurt.

Anyway, thanks again for the insight, but I still wonder how I would fair myself one of these days and the curiosity is killing me. I love the Chinese/American girls that spend time with me here in the US, but something about Japanese girls that I just find more physically attractive for God knows what reason. Maybe it's because I don't see them around too often. My friend's wife was the first Japanese girl I've met in person for over a year. All the girls that at first glance looked Japanese, all turned out to be Chinese girls that are just fans of the fashion and style. I wonder what my motivations in life are sometimes, and I've concluded there's no point in fighting the DNA or whatever it is, and I need my fix in this matter before I turn 50 and my junk doesn't work anymore. :rofl:

[Azrael]

What I'm trying to say is this. Japanese girls are no better than any other race of girls on the planet. In some ways worse. Chasing after a non-existant dream will only end in bitterness and resentment. ...I speak from experience.

It sounds like you feel like you're missing on your wild youthful days, and you want to sow your wild oats while you still can. And you want to do that with Japanese girls. ...I've done that. It seems fun at first, but ultimately it's unfulfilling. Especially with Japanese girls.

Temptation...hey, it happens. Just because you're committed, doesn't mean you're dead, or suddenly blind and can't see all the hot women around you. ...Who happen to notice you a lot more now that you are committed. How does that work anyway? :bluu: Ahem, anyways, we stay faithful to protect the other person's feelings. Maybe our faithfulness is treasured, maybe it's betrayed. But if nothing else, at least you can look back and say "Hey, I didn't do anything wrong."

It's just weird, I feel like I can see you heading down a road that leads to disappointment. ...I know, because I went down it myself. But maybe, like me, it's something that you're going to have to experience for yourself, no one can hope to tell you otherwise.

But oh, the eye contact thing won't work. You might make eye contact (...but probably not...), but it's still not an ok for you to go talk to her. This might work in a bar or club, but again, these are girls you just don't wanna deal with.

[Nishiko]

Still catching up on the thread after a long break away. But just had to say this:

kcxj: I love your av. That girl is too cute.
Az: <3.

That is all.

[Azrael]

.......Nish!!!

<3 <3 <3 <3 :party:

Ok, that is about as uncomposed as you will ever see me. :razzy:

[Hunter D]

Million:

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/8468/jackieguerrido00051yf.gif
More pics of her please!

[Nemesis00]

Advertising at its worst.
http://www.uploadhouse.com/images/858462938burnbabyburn.gif

[arcticninja]

lolololoololololoolololololololo

[Adam Warlock]

Need glasses?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5419944823518404383

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

I pray that one day I can effectively eradicate the consistant stupid that surrounds me. I feel manipulated.

I need a plan. Preferably fool proof and low fat with just the right hint of vanilla extract for character.

[fishjie]

communicating with a japanese girl isn't so hard i imagine. my friend (chinese) also married a japanese girl (when they both turned 19). she was an exchange student. her english isn't perfect, you can tell theres an accent, and his japanese isn't all that either. I think they manage to communicate just fine though, since they have both made huge strides in learning each others language (he even went so far to live in japan for a year with her).

and they have NOT gotten divorced after 4 years of marriage, so I'm impressed. I think it was retarded for him to have gotten married so young, but I wish the best for them.

the really crazy thing?

her teeth aren't busted.

wow.

personally, i would never be attracted to a japanese girl, and if i did, i would bang her with such a fury so as to fully avenge the rape of nanking and the occupation of china. many decades ago a japanese soldier beat my great grandfather. if i ever get with a japanese woman, it will be that soldier's great granddaughter, who will get the pounding of a lifetime.

[kcxj]

Still catching up on the thread after a long break away. But just had to say this:

kcxj: I love your av. That girl is too cute.
Az: <3.

That is all.
Oh shoot... Playstation hottie. :lovin:

Don't read my posts though. Thanks. :sweat: I forget girls post here (or I just sort of tune it out) and I write whatever... and it's almost always something that makes me look like dork, creepy, or is whatever other random guy babble that isn't exactly flattering to women at times, so yeah, don't read it... lol.

[Nishiko]

Az: :lovin: I <3 me some Negro Dominus. Been missin' ya.

kcxj: :rofl: Dude, I've been on SRK for a touch under a year now. You'd think I'd still be here if I didn't know, understand, tolerate or (mostly) forgive the way the guys acted? :rofl: :rofl: Hell, there are people I think need stair therapy! It's all good, hehe.

'Discipline is what you do when nobody's looking. Honesty is how you act when you forget people are looking.' :bgrin:

[RoninChaos]

Damn, a cracka calls you cause he's worried and can't even get a call back.

[arcticninja]

Need glasses?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5419944823518404383



lol, nice :lovin:

[Adam Warlock]

The negro side of me wants to get my hair braided, sling dick like it had a fracture, and cut the fuck up.

The caucasion side of me wants to get an edge-up, go to the park with my daughter, and watch the stocks.

I feel like a frosted miniwheat. :sad:

[*InVeRs3*]

kcxj: that girl on your avatar looks very doll like. it gives me a cold hard stare. *shudder* it looks like she was suffocated to death with a pillow, now she looks into the world that she's going to miss.

I need stair therapy. yeah i know.

I have a sick sense of humor. I'll admit it. If there was one thing I could change about me, i'd change my sick sense of humor, instead of laughing about dead babies, farm animals and lonely guys, I want to laugh at how terrible airplane food is, the differences between men and women, the differences between blacks and whites, and what if random celebrity was in a movie where he doesn't belong like normal people.

[Fir]

New SRK Arcade Donkey Kong Champ = Me

EDIT: Now time for me to get my Snake title back

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Ugh. I can feel a little emo starting to well up in my stomach. I need to chill.

Where the hell is the rest of my family? I want to go to bed already.

[Fir]

Fuck, damn you allyouken...he gave it allheken...

Doesn't look like I'm gonna win back the Snake title....Maybe I'll try that other Mario Flash game or whatever...

[RetroKid]

New SRK Arcade Donkey Kong Champ = Me

EDIT: Now time for me to get my Snake title back

Donkey Kong, eh? I'll set my sights on that once I snatch up the Duck Hunt belt. And you know once I have a title I proceed to bury everyone else because I'm the Triple H of the SRK arcade. I don't cut 20 minute-long promos, though.

[Nishiko]

Damn, a cracka calls you cause he's worried and can't even get a call back.
Waaaai, I'm sorry, babe~ <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 I bought another celphone to replace the one I'd lost, so I've been using that number now. I'll give it to you and you can give me as much shit as you want, k? <3 <3 <3

[arcticninja]

I gave up on Zelda. I'm convinced everyone higher than me cheated.

[Adam Warlock]

I gave up on Zelda. I'm convinced everyone higher than me cheated.
Hate Hate Hate to you too, bitch. :arazz:

[arcticninja]

Don't deny the MS Paint assist. Unless you have a super-photographic memory, it's actually impossible to get scores like that.

Of course, I'm clandestinely admitting to cheating myself :razzy:

[RetroKid]

Eh, I'm sure you can cheat at Zelda, but why would you when it's so much easier to cheat at Simon? I mean, come on, who can honestly get a 70 without paper and pencil/MS Notepad assist?

[arcticninja]

This is true, but getting a score of 70 on Simon just takes way too fucking long. That and all the letters start blurring together after a while :sweat:

[fishjie]

someone please answer the following questions:

what happened to MC REN

what happened to DJ Yella

i'm talkin about the two members of NWA who seem to have fallen off. Dre, Cube, and Eazy E (RIP :sad:) have been accounted for.

thx

[Cisco]

All right guys, heres the current status in my opperation:Date a celebrity.

Well, it's been a week since i came up with the idea, and i haven't managed to make any good progress what so ever. It's hard as hell making friends with people when you have a certain plot at back. I've met one dude that takes Psycology, but i'm just way too chicken to ask him if he knows that TV-Star. I need to hit whats close to her; her hang out friends, and well, i'm just randomly selecting people i see around the area. I just hope this guy is actually close to her, or just has a friend that is close to her. I need to pull this through!

[Million]

I haven't read the entirety of your other posts on the subject...but do you happen to live in the same city/area as some celebs? The whole notion of stalking is fun and interesting to me, though I've never actually done it...I definitely think like a stalker usually... I could probably offer some good theoretical planning...or something.

[Azrael]

I wish I could get Katamari Damacy music out of my head.

[Septimus Prime]

I wish I could get Katamari Damacy music out of my head.
http://youtube.com/w/Primus---The-Devil-Went-Down-To-Georgia?v=jNont0DQoes&search=devil%20went%20down%20to%20georgia

Try listening to some amazing fiddle music.

[FreddyL0c0]

All right guys, heres the current status in my opperation:Date a celebrity.

Well, it's been a week since i came up with the idea, and i haven't managed to make any good progress what so ever. It's hard as hell making friends with people when you have a certain plot at back. I've met one dude that takes Psycology, but i'm just way too chicken to ask him if he knows that TV-Star. I need to hit whats close to her; her hang out friends, and well, i'm just randomly selecting people i see around the area. I just hope this guy is actually close to her, or just has a friend that is close to her. I need to pull this through!


Damn, if ure too shy to even ask a dude if he KNOWS that TV-star, then i imagine u possibly talking to a prostitute at the age of 40 when all has fallen.

I dont understand, are u assuming that since this guy takes psychology, he will be able to decypher ure whole master plan and bust u out?

What made u think that this guy who studies psychology has more connections than any other average joe.

[Lantis]

kcxj: :rofl: Dude, I've been on SRK for a touch under a year now. You'd think I'd still be here if I didn't know, understand, tolerate or (mostly) forgive the way the guys acted? :rofl: :rofl: Hell, there are people I think need stair therapy! It's all good, hehe.

'Discipline is what you do when nobody's looking. Honesty is how you act when you forget people are looking.' :bgrin:

You know full well that the only person who requires discipline in here is that fruity manslut fleshlight-abusing Jay "Viscant" Snyder. You need to keep his Yuna-staff-violated ass in check. :wgrin:

[Slide]

I did a quick search and it turns out that there's a BisonSlide, zeroslide, slider calhoun, etc. I saw more, but I forgot them already. Haha, this is like the Kyo Kusanagi clone scenario in KOF '99. You're everywhere at once.

That's hillarious.
I really thought that when I shortened the screename that this was the only Slide or variant of on this board. Nothing's worse than getting mixed up and mistaken identity. The only one that was straight wierd was Slide v20. I don't think i've seen a single one of them post in general discussion or image mishmash though.

[Hunter D]

The negro side of me wants to get my hair braided, sling dick like it had a fracture, and cut the fuck up.

The caucasion side of me wants to get an edge-up, go to the park with my daughter, and watch the stocks.

I feel like a frosted miniwheat. :sad:
:rofl:
You got an oreo dilemma.

Slide, you seem to have some over zealous fans on SRK.

IF they are hot bitches (which I highly doubt) then share.

[Slide]

I don't even have any fans on SRK.

Besides, I'm just looking to far into nothing, trying to make it somethin. shit aint really that serious, it's just odd. The only questionable one is Slide v20, wtf is that.

[Adam Warlock]

OH SHIT! Is that *THE* Slide? Man, I have all your work. I remember when you were just small time doing avs to make ends meet. Now you've made it, son! Can I have your autograph?

[kcxj]

I don't know who setup the cardio machines at my health club, and it's probably just a humorous coincidence, but the placement is the best thing ever. The treadmills are up against the wall while the cross country skiing machines are placed right in front of them.

Long story short, I thought it was the funniest thing ever that I'm running as fast as I can on the treadmill, and there's a hottie right in front of me wearing tight workout pants. Anybody ever watch the old cartoons where there's a carrot dangling from a string and the cartoon character is chasing it? Probably some pheromones thing going on too because the fan was also blowing towards me...

... but I couldn't keep my eyes off her ass it was so hypnotic.

It's as if I were literally running towards my goal, and I was finished with my workout before I even realized it, the time flew by so fast. :rofl:

[ShinAkumax]

[QUOTE=kcxj]... but I couldn't keep my eyes off her ass it was so hypnotic.
[QUOTE]

True story.

[Airthrow]

If the seahawks win the superbowl, then I work nearly 50 hours next week between my two jobs (because I work at a sporting goods store). Since I am hard up on money, even though I don't give a fuck about football, GO HAWKS!

Now if only I can stick to my diet and continue losing weight, I will have major paper and a sexy bod. :karate:

[RetroKid]

Too bad the Steelers are going to win on Sunday. At least they should, since I bet on them.

[Airthrow]

Fuck yo bet!

[Million]

I can't get enough of these Burger King commercials where The King Himself keeps showing up in random football games. I bet He could win the Superbowl alone....one whole team against just The King....that team would get destroyed by at least 42 points.

*that host of Street Fury seems a bit on the fruity side if ya ask me. I've had my suspicions about that guy from day 1. I believe he's on the "down low".

*that bitch Whitney Houston just HAD to make a "Heartbreak Hotel". This annoys me, because now it is absolutely impossible to find the Michael Jackson song "Heartbreak Hotel" on Limewire. 49% of search results are usually the old Elvis one...and now 50% of them are the damn Whitney "Heartbreak Hotel"....with exactly ONE MJ Heartbreak Hotel that is impossible to download.(*always the "Need More Sources" bullshit of course)

*I successfully took a snapshot of that cute co-worker the other day...the one that's kinda like an Alternate Universe amalgam of Misty Mundae and Ann Coulter with Booty™...I went ahead and emailed the pic to myself...so now it's on my comp. It's the first really decent shot of her ass I have to "work with". Heh...if only she knew...

Today's Skin Report = TOCCARA is in the current KING magazine. I'm supposed to be saving any money I can because I'm moving...but I will go ahead and get this tomorrow. King mags tend to completely disappear once the initial batch sells out here.

[maxx]

I can't get enough of these Burger King commercials where The King Himself keeps showing up in random football games. I bet He could win the Superbowl alone....one whole team against just The King....that team would get destroyed by at least 42 points.

*that host of Street Fury seems a bit on the fruity side if ya ask me. I've had my suspicions about that guy from day 1. I believe he's on the "down low".

*that bitch Whitney Houston just HAD to make a "Heartbreak Hotel". This annoys me, because now it is absolutely impossible to find the Michael Jackson song "Heartbreak Hotel" on Limewire. 49% of search results are usually the old Elvis one...and now 50% of them are the damn Whitney "Heartbreak Hotel"....with exactly ONE MJ Heartbreak Hotel that is impossible to download.(*always the "Need More Sources" bullshit of course)

*I successfully took a snapshot of that cute co-worker the other day...the one that's kinda like an Alternate Universe amalgam of Misty Mundae and Ann Coulter with Booty™...I went ahead and emailed the pic to myself...so now it's on my comp. It's the first really decent shot of her ass I have to "work with". Heh...if only she knew...

Today's Skin Report = TOCCARA is in the current KING magazine. I'm supposed to be saving any money I can because I'm moving...but I will go ahead and get this tomorrow. King mags tend to completely disappear once the initial batch sells out here.


the girl doesn't exist till we see photographic evidence..post nuggah!

[Million]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/677/jbooty27gy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
^the "J". I'd love to use her butt as a pillow to lay my face on every night.

[kcxj]

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/677/jbooty27gy.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
^the "J". I'd love to use her butt as a pillow to lay my face on every night.
Holy shit... :rofl:

How did you snap the pic without her noticing the click sound? There are girls at my work that are hot. There's a strict no camera rule at where I work though, so any pic I do take and want to share here would have to be in secret. Maybe in the cafeteria one of these days. Unfortunately my female co-workers aren't as hot as some of the outside girls that come in though. Have pretty faces and all, but it's all Asian girl flat-butt disease and it's ugly (I'm a lonely guy and flirt with them anyway though).

You know what's really hot? A cute chick sporting a Whale Tail with Plumber's Crack assist! I actually saw that shit a while back! What I'd give for a picture of that......
Agreed. I didn't take this picture myself obviously (and I don't know what "whale tail" means either), but... :bgrin:
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/crack.jpg

[semijuggalo]

You know what's really hot? A cute chick sporting a Whale Tail with Plumber's Crack assist! I actually saw that shit a while back! What I'd give for a picture of that......

[Million]

I was far enough away that it wasn't too noticeable...plus, I've resorted to a simple method of just putting the cam/phone away just as it makes the sound anyway. At first the timing on this was tricky, because putting the cam up too fast would result in a blurred pic....I have to hold it still long enough so that it finishes taking the pic, and put it back up(quickly) as the click sound happens.

that sound is a bitch to work around though...there seems to be NO way to keep it from doing that. I even tried covering up what I thought were little speakers, but the sound is still just as loud.

[Septimus Prime]

Too bad the Steelers are going to win on Sunday. At least they should, since I bet on them.
I hope you bet on the spread. That way, even if they lose, you can win.

[RetroKid]

I hope you bet on the spread. That way, even if they lose, you can win.

You know it!

EDIT:

Fuck yo bet!

Fuck yo' uh... work! Yes, that's it. Work, because there won't be any "Seahawks Super Bowl Champions" merchandise sold on Monday.

[Septimus Prime]

You know it!
Great minds gamble alike! :lol:

[semijuggalo]

Holy shit... :rofl:

How did you snap the pic without her noticing the click sound? There are girls at my work that are hotter. There's a strict no camera rule at where I work though, so any pic I do take and want to share here would have to be in secret. Maybe in the cafeteria one of these days. Unfortunately my female co-workers aren't as hot as some of the outside girls that come in though. Have pretty faces and all, but it's all Asian girl flat-butt disease and it's ugly (I'm a lonely guy and flirt with them anyway though).


Agreed. I didn't take this picture myself obviously (and I don't know what "whale tail" means either), but... :bgrin:
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d162/kcxj2/crack.jpg
Whale Tail: When a woman wears a thong and part of it peeks up from the back of her pants, resembling the tail of a whale diving underwater.

Example: *EDIT* The link I posted doesn't allow leeching... just Google it and you'll see.

[fishjie]

Too bad the Steelers are going to win on Sunday. At least they should, since I bet on them.

as someone whose from seattle and has shamelessly jumped on the seahawks bandwagon, let me just say........

SCREW YOU

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[*InVeRs3*]

I want Seattle to lose. I hate Seattle. I visited the city on the way to Canada and I hated it. I forgot why, but I hated it. Plus my 49ers almost beat them in dramatic fashion.:sad:

Oh , Bill Nye The Science guy is from there right? I hate him too.

[abacabb]

Finally i can post again!! i got locked out due to that glicth thing about changing your pass.

[fishjie]

I want Seattle to lose. I hate Seattle. I visited the city on the way to Canada and I hated it. I forgot why, but I hated it. Plus my 49ers almost beat them in dramatic fashion.:sad:

Oh , Bill Nye The Science guy is from there right? I hate him too.


:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

whatever on sunday seattle sports will finally be redeemed

at long last

[Airthrow]

I'm gonna go bowling tommorow in my Seahawks shirt just to spite these non-Seattle A-holes.

(P.S.-My uncle was a Steeler.)

[Cisco]

Damn, if ure too shy to even ask a dude if he KNOWS that TV-star, then i imagine u possibly talking to a prostitute at the age of 40 when all has fallen.

I dont understand, are u assuming that since this guy takes psychology, he will be able to decypher ure whole master plan and bust u out?

What made u think that this guy who studies psychology has more connections than any other average joe.

I just can't ask him if he knows the TV star, what happens if she's just some classmate he doesn't talk to? What i am hoping is to find some on that will bring me IN. If you know what i mean. I really don't know if he knows her, it's hard as hell to socialize with these people especially when the truth of them being ordinary puppets is stuck in my head. i've just talked with them like for 7 minutes for the past 3 days. making friends with the right people is the only way, and it's the hardest part because it's all based on random selection; i also can't ask if he (or they) know the chick, because it wouldn't sound right. I'm not too comfortable about it. I hoping that i'll find that right person(s) who will introduce me to her and some shit like that. So yeah, this is difficult. I need to get in touch with my old highschool classmate since she stars (or starred, i don't follow pinoy tv) on the same show with my target... the only way i can get in touch is around this month at my highschool homecoming, and i'm not sure if that person will be there... and i'm not sure if i will be able to make it since i'm not sure when the date is and the WWE is coming over here at the end of this month and me and my friends are going, so yeah... I can't get game.


I haven't read the entirety of your other posts on the subject...but do you happen to live in the same city/area as some celebs? The whole notion of stalking is fun and interesting to me, though I've never actually done it...I definitely think like a stalker usually... I could probably offer some good theoretical planning...or something.

There are three well known colleges in my area (my college included). My school is just right in the middle of the other two and both of those schools are not even 5 minutes away; it would basically take me 3 minutes to walk to those 3 schools. OI just heard that this tv-chick studies in the school just up front. The thing is, that school for hers is the biggest in the area. It's a fuckin university and it's huge. So yeah, this is nearly impossible. I see this as one of those fairy tales where the poor guy manages to bang the rich princess in castle, and since tv-stars are the actual princess in the real world. This could be something like that. An ordinary guy like me manages to bang a celeb. i would love some theoretical planning.

[FistsofFury]

Is Evo 2k6 going to be in Las Vegas again? I'm thinking about going.

[Slide]

Can I have your autograph?

Oh snapz

SURE!

*signs*

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

The legendary MacGyver/Merdoc team up is on TV Land right now EST.

Life is good. It would be better though if I could actually walk. =/

[Million]

some girl scored 113 points in a high school basketball game last night....she's on CNN now. Her name is "EPIPHANNY Prince". ooohh....guess the racial background folks!


damn man...113 points...I don't even keep up with sports, and that's impresses the hell out of me. That's like some NBA Jam-level scoring there. (when someone plays the cpu teams and gets ridiculous scores...I remember I had 347 points in one game of "College Slam" on psx...the cpu only had 100something.)

dammit what is that song for this United Airline commercial...I've loved it for years, but I don't know the name or the composer...it's on this beautifully illustrated (looks like incredibly realistic watercolor or color pencil imagery animated) commercial for United. They've used the same music on Weather Channel back in the 90s....and probably some coffee commercials in the 80s if I recall. It's played on piano, and such is the frustration in finding it; since this is piano instrumentals on a commercial, I have no title, no chorus to figure out a title, no composer's name or anything to work with. Of course, the only person I know who is nearly as obsessive with music as I am is my dad...and I doubt even he would know this.

[Azrael]

Two times.

Two times now I've ventured into the porn section of a Japanese video store in order to look for Street Fucker Dash. And I still can't find it! I tried searching by actress, but she wasn't even listed. They didn't have a cosplay section per se, and I scanned everything as much as I could, but that's like looking for a needle in a haystack. I can't do it anymore, every time I go back there a little part of me dies.

I did find the hentai Urotsukuji or something that I remember some SRK member (Million?) liked way back when.

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I just took my last chance at something big. Wish me luck.

[Adam Warlock]

Two times.

Two times now I've ventured into the porn section of a Japanese video store in order to look for Street Fucker Dash. And I still can't find it! I tried searching by actress, but she wasn't even listed. They didn't have a cosplay section per se, and I scanned everything as much as I could, but that's like looking for a needle in a haystack. I can't do it anymore, every time I go back there a little part of me dies.

I did find the hentai Urotsukuji or something that I remember some SRK member (Million?) liked way back when.

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I just took my last chance at something big. Wish me luck.
Urotsukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend.

Never seen it (or any hentai for that matter) but it's pretty well-known.

[ethnic_scrap]

How did you snap the pic without her noticing the click sound?

Your phone doesn't have a "silent" function?

[Dan?]

Finally i can post again!! i got locked out due to that glicth thing about changing your pass.

I was wondering where you were. Welcome back! You are one of the better posters around here.

In random news, I am such a nerd for history I pretty much enjoy every class I have and every book I have to read for those classes. Nerdy McNerdanerd the III....nerd.

[Roxie]

I did find the hentai Urotsukuji or something that I remember some SRK member (Million?) liked way back when.
OMG. I have seen that.
Well, part of that. RoninChaos reviewed it for www.buzzscope.com some time and subjected me to a portion of it.

Let me just tell you, you're in for some golden times-quite literally. And orange nipples.

[*InVeRs3*]

I can't wait until this Dr.Phil episode appears....They're showing a family who loves to watch porn. That's right! They watch it together! This is going to be awesome.

[JackTenrac!]

In random news, I am such a nerd for history I pretty much enjoy every class I have and every book I have to read for those classes. Nerdy McNerdanerd the III....nerd.

So, McFly, gonna make that time machine out of a Ford Windstar with the Doc now...or now when you come back from the future...nerd?

...that went well.

[Dan?]

So, McFly, gonna make that time machine out of a Ford Windstar with the Doc now...or now when you come back from the future...nerd?

...that went well.

Great Scott!

[JackTenrac!]

Great Scott!

:sweat:...lollerpop.

[maxx]

Great Scott!

MARTY! MARTY! WE'RE GOING BACKK!!!...TO THE FUUUTUUUREE!!

[Septimus Prime]

Million: which United commercial? I might be able to tell you the name if it's a classical piece.

[RetroKid]

I'm pretty sure the United Airlines theme song is "Rhapsody in Blue" by George Gershwin.

...And I'm out of here.

[Million]

yeah, I kinda stole the whole "Chojin" thing as my gimmick back in my early days at SRK. Urotsukidoji is where that reference came from. I finally bought it on dvd about a year or so ago. I still don't have the others though. There's 5 or 6 Urotsukidoji movies.

I still laugh when I hear that one bad guy laugh at his underlings...the scene is something like this:

"Satsuke are you certain?"
"Yes...Nagumo is the Chojin. We are no match for him...his power...it's just....too much."
"he heh heh.." (*smiles in the darkness)

^it's just something so funny about that to me. I've listened to the laugh in the japanese and english tracks...there is little difference there...it cracks me up every time.
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YEP! Thanks so much...it's haunted me for years, that theme...now it's mine. I just got a 14+minute version off Lime....ohhhhh Ear Delicious it is, yesssss. That simple melody is so elegant, so beautiful...calming...I love it.

*k...those blonde twins on the new Acuvue commercial about "astigmatism" are seriously 2 of the hottest white girls I've ever seen in my life. It looks like someone took Carrie Underwood, made her better, and then cloned this new version so there would be 2!

[Nemesis00]

IKEA is the perfect place to be a voyeur.

[JackTenrac!]

shoryuken.com....the blog? where is the olden SRK we all know and love?

Bet the Empire did this!

meh...

[maxx]

shoryuken.com....the blog? where is the olden SRK we all know and love?

Bet the Empire did this!

meh...

lol i agree just to be hip and with the "in" crowd.

[JackTenrac!]

lol i agree just to be hip and with the "in" crowd.

There is an "in" on the web?

The only thing good on the new design is the reference to the definition of SRK and the RSS feed.

The bad? WordPress. Just doesn't feel like a fighting game community anymore with this rehash. Bring back the old.

[Dan?]

lol i agree just to be hip and with the "in" crowd.

We should all have av's with stylish hair, goodwill shirts, thick dark-rimmed glasses, tight pants, and an extensive collection of Beatles, ATDI, and Against me! vinyl.

[Yansoma]

Oprah is kinda cool :/

[ToyRobotTerror]

Random e-tard:"Why you are from finland!" me: "yes" e-tard:"ville valo from H.I.M is so cute!!" me:"i think he looks like an makeup-wearing chainsmoking zombie, who works at a paper mill" e-tard:"you're mean" sometimes i hate the internet -_-

[abacabb]

today i managed to walk into automatic doors.

[*InVeRs3*]

Oprah is cool :D
Fixed.

[JackTenrac!]

Chappelle and Oprah were quite humble. Thought Oprah would crack on his Lil Jon joke since she was dissed in an episode. Guess she turned the other cheek here, or thigh. A little chair trouble, Miss Winfrey?

Wonders...why did mainstream hip hop originality die so?

Well...except Ludacriss. Georgiaaaaaa!

[Mechanica]

shoryuken.com....the blog? where is the olden SRK we all know and love?

Bet the Empire did this!

meh...
WTF I'd've never noticed that, but weird. :confused:

[Hunter D]

The last two weeks have been gold for SRK. That is all.

[*InVeRs3*]

^Except, when you actually get to use it.

Then it's wonderful.

The best part of waking up........

Is penis up your butt!

[FistsofFury]

OrangeCat makes a lot of threads. I just noticed.

Edit-
248-752-1211. Someone call me tomorrow. If I don't answer leave a message! FREE NIGHTS AND WEEKENDS SON.

[JackTenrac!]

Still, it's cool to have cougar protective gear in the clubbing ritual...well, I figure.

[Dan?]

today i managed to run full speed into automatic doors because there's no other way they would have managed to not get out of the way in time. My nose hurts and I'm hungry.

Fixed.

[semijuggalo]

HOLY SLAPNUTS, BATMAN!!!

Karai is the new Shredder in TMNT!!!

......And she totally BEASTED all of them (except Leo, who was out on a quest of enlightenment)!

[RaishinX]

Fixed.

:rofl: This guy is fantastic.

[Million]

Kroger big bag of chips (that are awfully similar to"wavy lays") chips = 1.00. I don't even get potato chips that much, but I can't resist cheap food.

*I have successfully managed to get through a whole week with no toilet paper at the apartment. This is more money saved, so that always makes me feel good. I had to take a dump once, but that was at the beginning of the week...it was what I used my last few scraps of tp on....as well as some stolen tp from work.

more cheapness: I just did the calculation on this...and in terms of haircuts---I have saved roughly 972 dollars or so over the past 9 years with that initial 20 dollar investment....eh, 40 really...I just remembered my first set of clippers stopped working, and I got another one. This is just my estimation based on an average haircut price of 9 dollars being spent about every 3 or 4 weeks.

*I STILL have left over Aqua Velva from my freshman year at college. They were giving bags of that, shaving cream, and other things at the end of the year....the roommate and I helped ourselves to this, since they didn't care how many bags one person got. I had a duffel bag full of the stuff eventually...oh yes...I am an Aqua Velva Man. The rapport between us is like a running joke in a buddy cop film on this issue:
Me: "There's something about an Aqua Velva Man" (*smiling, quite pleased with myself)
roommate/friend: "Yeah, he stinks."

Years have gone by, and it's the same lines....always funny.

[Nemesis00]

Well, it's official. I am now a 24 fan. Just watched the first two episodes of season one. Too fucking good. Crowbars and junkies = Good Times

[VG Emblem]

I need to think of a good thread idea, I'm getting bored...

[Carpet Lint]

Well, it's official. I am now a 24 fan. Just watched the first two episodes of season one. Too fucking good. Crowbars and junkies = Good Times
Make sure to watching everything in sequence. Don't skip ahead to Season 3 until you've watched all of Season 1 and 2. If you want to jump in on the Season 5 action, you have to do all your 24 homework first. For your own sake.

And let me just say - 24 just gets better and better and better. If you're hooked on just two episodes...it is blowing MY mind imagining how badly YOUR mind is going to get blown when you really get into it.

___________


Hung out with a bunch of guys tonight to watch some UFC.

Now I feel like I need to have sex with a female just to clear all the underlying, subliminal homosexuality out of my system. Even if the only female I have immediate sexual access to is a raccoon or some other nocturnal rodent I find outside my house. I wish I had goldfish.

[JackTenrac!]

^ Cummon Carpet. Youz in the GTA. You can get it paid and unpaid from REAL chicks. Iz in the Bramladesh. Mostly, chicks sport moustaches here. Can't do peach fuzz ladies or the daggars of overprotective fathers after they realize that their daugthers got a thing for chocolate.

It was random to finish a good lion yawn. Seriously despising this new SRK thing, yet subscribed to the RSS with less moderation than I've previously imagined. The kick ass design aspect and functionality is completely gone, replaced by this "BOUJWAA" blog without any consent from the SRK, I'd figure.


Yes, SRK now has a blog. Hey, why not? This is here strictly for my own amusement

His own amusement. HIS OWN. I beef against that line alone. Is this site not supported by viewers like you. I might withdraw since I have yet to purchase premium..
And futhermore....

...Ken...moves?

...that went well.

[SNAAAAKE]

I can't wait until this Dr.Phil episode appears....They're showing a family who loves to watch porn. That's right! They watch it together! This is going to be awesome.

.....the fuck:confused:
When is/was this anyway ?


I just watched like the weirdest pron ever..the guy jizzed IN her eyes and she is probly blind for like a day or some shit :rofl:

[Million]

One Piece still visually disgusts me. It's not as ugly as the typical Nicktoons of the mid to late 90s, but it's pretty damn ugly. The art is just all around lame, and the character designs look stupid. Next to your average hentai bullshit, this may be some of the ugliest anime ever. Of course the other problems seem to stem from 4Kids--what's with "LOOFY"'s dumbass laugh? "hu hu HEEEEEE!" If you heard someone do that for real, you'd want to immediately punch them in the face. What's with the cook in the suit that sounds like a constant bad Stallone impersonation? Damn, even the names are stupid..."Gold Roger" sounds like a pimp, imo...a lame pimp. "LOOFY"? Back to visuals for a sec...seriously, folks...there are 9th and 10th grade art students who could come up with better looking designs.

I fully realize why this gets ratings now. This is another one of those "so bad it's good" things. I've started watching again just because it cracks me up....from the stupid-looking reindeer with the top-hat on, to the amazingly gay villain with the white hair, to the unbelievably bad intro music, to the censors' bright idea of "lets change the guns to super soakers", to that one lame ass big-nose punk with the jheri curl(little sorry ass fruit bag looks like a poorly-done cartoon carictature of Howard Stern) etc. This is comedy in its purest form. I love it. It's bad in so many ways...how can you not watch?

*the snickers commercial with the guy crying in his car is hilarious. He sits there crying because his co-workers saw through his *clever* Snickers toupee. "...we know. we know you're bald." haha...at first he tries to deny it..."wha..*laughs*..what are you talking about?"

that cute "juggy" from "The Man Show"...the black one(she's the only black one I remember seeing) is doing quite alright apparently...she's been on some recent Loreal commercials. That's got to be some big money there...it's not like she's background tna either...she's the focal point...like Halle in the Revlon commercials.....

...yeah, I need to hook up with a broad who is not only hot...but financially well off too....

*why did people say "Mario" as "MARY-o"? Why? That's terrible. I only heard white people(usually on tv) pronouncing it that way. I thought italian people even say "MA-rio". Hell, it all should be settled now anyway, since the character itself has said it "MA-rio". This is besides the fact of it being pronounced that way on the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, as well as "Captain N, and the Adventures of Super MARIO Bros. 3".

[abacabb]

okay i just brought black cherry vanilla coke. this tasted just like regular coke after the first sip. the initial taste was regular vanilla coke. another wasted dollar towards a coke variant. this shit sucks

[Slide]

I'll ask this question here, only cause I want to know how far it went before it disappeared.

What happened to my Rob A Bank thread? What mod deleted it, and to everybody else, how far did the thread actually go before it happened?

Was it the thread itself, or was the content making it delete worthy?

[abacabb]

i dont see why your thread was deleted Slide. there have been stupider shit here in GD that hasnt been deleted. and oh yeah fuck you pay me duckettes NUCCA!!

[Rokusho]

One Piece still visually disgusts me. It's not as ugly as the typical Nicktoons of the mid to late 90s, but it's pretty damn ugly. The art is just all around lame, and the character designs look stupid. Next to your average hentai bullshit, this may be some of the ugliest anime ever. Of course the other problems seem to stem from 4Kids--what's with "LOOFY"'s dumbass laugh? "hu hu HEEEEEE!" If you heard someone do that for real, you'd want to immediately punch them in the face. What's with the cook in the suit that sounds like a constant bad Stallone impersonation? Damn, even the names are stupid..."Gold Roger" sounds like a pimp, imo...a lame pimp. "LOOFY"? Back to visuals for a sec...seriously, folks...there are 9th and 10th grade art students who could come up with better looking designs.

I fully realize why this gets ratings now. This is another one of those "so bad it's good" things. I've started watching again just because it cracks me up....from the stupid-looking reindeer with the top-hat on, to the amazingly gay villain with the white hair, to the unbelievably bad intro music, to the censors' bright idea of "lets change the guns to super soakers", to that one lame ass big-nose punk with the jheri curl(little sorry ass fruit bag looks like a poorly-done cartoon carictature of Howard Stern) etc. This is comedy in its purest form. I love it. It's bad in so many ways...how can you not watch?

Don't waste your time watching the 4Kids version of One Piece. Save yourself the trouble and just read the manga.

[The Epidemic]

dont even read the manga just stop watchin that whack ass show. There is a lot of anime outthere dont get caught up wit the shit cartoon network shows. I want no-piece of one piece. whack ass show

[Jappo]

Man, I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself. :(

[FallingEdge]

This one bitch is being crazy on RR/Real World challenge.

I fucking hate women like that.

Get over yourself you whore.

[Million]

^you must be talking about Beth. Heh, nobody likes her. I don't think anyone ever liked Beth in the entire history of Real World or any Challenge show she's been on.

What's with white people and their strangely high tolerance for cold weather? I'm still seeing people(white of course) around here walking around in shorts, and it's 36 degrees today. A few weeks ago I saw a few even out jogging while it was SNOWING. Jacket, hat, gloves? No. There will be a thread on this soon, as there is only a small audience left in this thread.

[marcusg]

I wonder if episode 26 of Cowboy Bebop was actually aired on Adult Swim.
I never seen it. I heard Spike Died. This is probably older than dirt but I need to watch it.

[RoninChaos]

I'll ask this question here, only cause I want to know how far it went before it disappeared.

What happened to my Rob A Bank thread? What mod deleted it, and to everybody else, how far did the thread actually go before it happened?

Was it the thread itself, or was the content making it delete worthy?

I dunno who deleted it. I had no issue with it since you were like "Who would play what role". I'd suggest you contact Mr. Wizard. We've had a lot of threads disapearing here lately and I don't know why. It's like whoever does it looks at the thread title and deletes it, but they don't look at the content. But other threads that have offensive stuff in them some how manage to go unnoticed by this person.

[Nemesis00]

This show just keeps getting better and better!

[Mechanica]

lol, even though it'd be cool if the 'hawks won the superbowl, being my home team and all, I wish the superbowl would end and people would stop talking about it.

[Carpet Lint]

Seahawks fucking sucked.

I wouldn't want to be a Seattlean (Seattlite?) right now.

[Lantis]

The Super Bowl sucked as a whole. Both teams were hella lazy out there.

[phae]

I updated my myspace. I feel a million times better about myself as of late, so I started taking pictures of myself again.

www.myspace.com/missphae

I figured out a pretty good remedy, it turns out my new birth control gets me a bit moody, and the moodswings are countered by a multivitamin with some B vitamins in it. It may just be a general vitamin deficiency, so I got a nice multivitamin supplement, and take one a day. I feel *great*.

My weightloss is going well, too. For those who aren't counting, at my biggest in 2005 I was at 185 lbs.. right now I am at 135, and I am dropping. I don't have a pudgy stomach anymore. It is offically cute. It's not like I look pregnant, it's just a slight pudge, which is a lot more tolerable. I no longer wear a Large, or size 11 jeans. I am fitting into a 5/6 jeans, and size small shirts. I am happy!

[maxx]

I updated my myspace. I feel a million times better about myself as of late, so I started taking pictures of myself again.

www.myspace.com/missphae

I figured out a pretty good remedy, it turns out my new birth control gets me a bit moody, and the moodswings are countered by a multivitamin with some B vitamins in it. It may just be a general vitamin deficiency, so I got a nice multivitamin supplement, and take one a day. I feel *great*.

My weightloss is going well, too. For those who aren't counting, at my biggest in 2005 I was at 185 lbs.. right now I am at 135, and I am dropping. I don't have a pudgy stomach anymore. It is offically cute. It's not like I look pregnant, it's just a slight pudge, which is a lot more tolerable. I no longer wear a Large, or size 11 jeans. I am fitting into a 5/6 jeans, and size small shirts. I am happy!

deng ur myspace looks scary.

[Murt!]

www.myspace.com/missphae


I'm scared

[JackTenrac!]

I wonder if episode 26 of Cowboy Bebop was actually aired on Adult Swim.
I never seen it. I heard Spike Died. This is probably older than dirt but I need to watch it.
They did. They did.

I saw it on CN when I was in NY. English dubbed. Here's a hint: The final duel is the most intriguing thing on the entire series. The contraversy you could have surrounding it is fonominal. It's hard to say really. How it went down and all.

Worth the wait, I assure you.

[GreyFoxx]

Girl #1 left me today it sucked and Bible Black- New testament was the stuff...that is all.

[VG Emblem]

www.myspace.com/missphae
Thanks, now I won't be able to get to sleep.:tup:[/SCARY]

[monbaby]

Man I'm happy with my self In the past three months i haven't watched any porn except for one time about 3 weeks ago...

I plan to be porn free in the future...

Well hardcore porn free anyways...

[FistsofFury]

I dunno who deleted it. I had no issue with it since you were like "Who would play what role". I'd suggest you contact Mr. Wizard. We've had a lot of threads disapearing here lately and I don't know why. It's like whoever does it looks at the thread title and deletes it, but they don't look at the content. But other threads that have offensive stuff in them some how manage to go unnoticed by this person.


Yeah, that shit makes me sad.

(Disclaimer: I'm still a bit high)