The Thinking Out Loud Thread V.2

[monbaby]

Speaking of mysteriously missing threads i made a malcolm x thread that i cannot find anymore...

Anyways Million i have a question for you...

I know you seen that McDonald's commercial with the random chick playing soccer..

Is that my former #1 girl Christina Videl aka "Taina"...

Man i wanted to marry her back in the day...

Anyways fists of fury stay gettin high man and please roll your weed with OPTIMOS...

You don't want to get random Cancer from paper gars...

And um.... buy abunch of Bone Thugs N Harmony as well...

And Listen to Buddah Lovers...

"Keep Hittin that reefer sending me straight to heaven...":smokin:

[VG Emblem]

Once again, it's sunday night, and I'm up doing school work. Seriously, it's become like a tradition. I'm fucking tired as hell of this work, I basically have to make like 15 notecards for this huge, and I mean HUGE school project. These are some big notecards, each one is a big paragraph. I've done 10 so far and just started on my 11th one. It's so stranious work, my hands are starting to hurt.:sad:

[Mechanica]

I just watched like the weirdest pron ever..the guy jizzed IN her eyes and...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

What the HELL? hahahahahahahaha

[ToyRobotTerror]

I watched a porn movie, where the chick was like: "cum on my feet bitch"
and i was like: "this is awesome"

[abacabb]

I watched a porn movie, where the chick was like: "cum on my feet bitch"
and i was like: "this is awesome"
thats funny.
i bought some pajama pants today. the old school ones that come with the matching top. i figureed it would be spiffy if i didnt were the top. unfortunately i bought the wrong size so now there kinda tight. i cant even spread my legs all the way or i feel they might rip.

[9TNine]

95 hour work weeks are fucking tiring.

-9

[DS]

Man, I woke up at 5 a.m. today and I couldn't go back to sleep. So I called out of work today even though I don't have any sick days or personal days left. I'll probably play some We Luv Katamari and maybe some CV Curse of Darkness. Get those two games finished....but Super Robot Wars MX is too FUCKING good.

[maxx]

95 hour work weeks are fucking tiring.

-9

wtf?! i don't even think thats legal.

[Million]

I haven't seen that particular McDonald's commercial, but I remember Miss "Taina" very much....my penis certainly remembers her fondly. Christi V. went on to co-star with the black Ghostbuster in a lame cop show called 10-8. I still have some pieces of those episodes on tape, since I knew it would be cancelled with the quickness. It came on sunday nights on abc @ 7pm central.

Zain Verjee is in for The Soledad this morning. I tell ya, this would be so much better if they just dropped Miles from the show, so it would only be Zain and The Soledad. Most of ya here are familiar with my love/obsession with The Soledad,(really, if there were a newswoman I'd stalk, Soledad is it) but I think Zain is serious business too. There's something about black or indian-heritage women with brit accents that always catches my attention...

...like this one on a commercial...I think she is a musician. I can't remember what the commercial is about, because she looks absolutely delicious, and that accent is pure hotness.

[phae]

Good shit.. you guys said scary. Mission accomplished.

So far people have said I "Look like a zombie", "Look like a vampire", or "You look like some fucked up doll"

Which is great. :tup:

Next up.. the licking of my DS.

[abacabb]

yeah phae your myspace creep me the fuck out. well those fucking pajama pants ripped this morning. right by the crotch. thats 6 bucks wasted right there

[Slide]

I dunno who deleted it. I had no issue with it since you were like "Who would play what role". I'd suggest you contact Mr. Wizard. We've had a lot of threads disapearing here lately and I don't know why. It's like whoever does it looks at the thread title and deletes it, but they don't look at the content. But other threads that have offensive stuff in them some how manage to go unnoticed by this person.

Yeah that shit is wack. I wasted about 15-20 min typing that first post up. No big deal right? Well it is if usually you get told to get off the netcafe computers after 60 min or so.
Also I wanted to atleast know the results of the poll at the time.

Not a PM or anything, telling me why it was DELETED instead of being closed. or what rule it broke. Come off of crazy life threatening missions almost everyday, trying to come to this site for laughs. I thought that that thread would've been too good.

What's wrong with SRK, whoever wiped it out should've just banned me too then if they wanted to be all secretive about it all.

I didn't light up every mod's PM box(due to not knowing WHICH one did it) because I wanted to post in here about it to find out if anyone atleast knew what was posted in the thread and if it was entertaining at all. Two birds with one stone.

Ah whatever though.

[maxx]

I haven't seen that particular McDonald's commercial, but I remember Miss "Taina" very much....my penis certainly remembers her fondly. Christi V. went on to co-star with the black Ghostbuster in a lame cop show called 10-8. I still have some pieces of those episodes on tape, since I knew it would be cancelled with the quickness. It came on sunday nights on abc @ 7pm central.

Zain Verjee is in for The Soledad this morning. I tell ya, this would be so much better if they just dropped Miles from the show, so it would only be Zain and The Soledad. Most of ya here are familiar with my love/obsession with The Soledad,(really, if there were a newswoman I'd stalk, Soledad is it) but I think Zain is serious business too. There's something about black or indian-heritage women with brit accents that always catches my attention...

...like this one on a commercial...I think she is a musician. I can't remember what the commercial is about, because she looks absolutely delicious, and that accent is pure hotness.

ernie hudson was the black cop

and i liked 10-8.

[RaishinX]

What is with these walkie-talkie chirp things? Shit is annoying as hell.

Dude: *CHIRP!* Whe' you at?
Chick: *CHIRP* *static*-sto-*static*
Dude: *CHIRP* What!?
Chick: *CHIRP* I'm at the sto'
Dude; *CHIRP* And?!
Chick; *CHIRP* Gimme three dollars!

NIGGA SHUT UP!! Why are they going backwards with technology anyway. They were better off coming out with a new cell phone every month that's infinitely smaller with more useless features.

[marcusg]

Man I'm happy with my self In the past three months i haven't watched any porn except for one time about 3 weeks ago...

I plan to be porn free in the future...

Well hardcore porn free anyways...

More power to ya

[Dan?]

Been a strange day.

In bad news, my roommate's mother died last night. If you think about it, pray for hsi family, his name is Colin. Oh, and call your mothers and tell em you love em.[/Mr. T]

In other news, I saw 'Kentucky Fried Movie' last night. It's made by the guy who did Airplane, and I practically laughed myself to tears. If you haven't seen it, rectify that situation. My favorite part was definitely the entire middle of the film which was a parody of Enter the Dragon.

'What was dat? Dis is not a chawade. We need total concentwation. Now, twy it again. Dis time with feewing.'

Yeah, they uh, probably couldn't make that movie these days. Top tier hilarity.

Oh! TRT made me this av and another, and they're crackin me up. Too much roffles.

[arcticninja]

what's with the "We hate Dan?" club?

[Roxie]

God I wish I had been alive during the 60's. And not just for The Beatles, but for the revolution.

I often wonder what happend to it. Why did everyone just give up? I find myself getting so incensed with anger about this, I just want to shout at 50 year olds, "You let us down! Why did you stop? What where you thinking!? Now we have to clean up your mess, but your no help as guides."

But God, I love The Beatles....almost unnaturally.

And don't you know that it's just you? Hey Jude, you'll do.
He Jude don't you know you're gonna make it? You don't have to fake it!

[Dan?]

what's with the "We hate Dan?" club?

It's for people who hate me because I am not funny, and I hate my unfunny-ness most of all. Would you like to know more?

[FistsofFury]

What is with these walkie-talkie chirp things? Shit is annoying as hell.

Dude: *CHIRP!* Whe' you at?
Chick: *CHIRP* *static*-sto-*static*
Dude: *CHIRP* What!?
Chick: *CHIRP* I'm at the sto'
Dude; *CHIRP* And?!
Chick; *CHIRP* Gimme three dollars!

NIGGA SHUT UP!! Why are they going backwards with technology anyway. They were better off coming out with a new cell phone every month that's infinitely smaller with more useless features.


God I hate those, my friend and I talked about bombing their offices.

They sound like garbage too. Its like *CHIRP*BLAHFALDGHAHFHKAKJF.

=Sorry to hear about your roomate Dan. And I notice that you are the only member of the We Hate Dan club, because everyone loves you.

[Ephidel]

New SRK Snake Champ = Me

You see, I take people's titles away from them - I don't know who's next but look out somebody...

[Dan?]

God I hate those, my friend and I talked about bombing their offices.

They sound like garbage too. Its like *CHIRP*BLAHFALDGHAHFHKAKJF.

=Sorry to hear about your roomate Dan. A d I notice that you are the only member of the We Hate Dan club, because everyone loves you.


I love you too FoF, let's never fight again.

I think my roomie will be alright. I just called him and he seems to be doing well enough. He got a lot out last night, so the good news is that he isn't just bottling it all up. That being said, if the few of you who do pray read this, chock one up for Colin and his family.

[Ephidel]

OK, OK - there seems to be a new SRK Wacky Wordsearch champion everyday....SOOOOO....if it's that easy then I guess that's the next title I'm gonna work for.

[monbaby]

God I wish I had been alive during the 60's. And not just for The Beatles, but for the revolution.

I often wonder what happend to it. Why did everyone just give up? I find myself getting so incensed with anger about this, I just want to shout at 50 year olds, "You let us down! Why did you stop? What where you thinking!? Now we have to clean up your mess, but your no help as guides."

But God, I love The Beatles....almost unnaturally.

And don't you know that it's just you? Hey Jude, you'll do.
He Jude don't you know you're gonna make it? You don't have to fake it!




I agree with you about the fifty year olds...

I actually met a lady who still thought malcolm x died being a member of the nation of islam...

I was like wow...

Blacks don't even know or care about their heroes...


And the beatles I love them as well, but answer this question?...

Why do people claim Sgt. peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band as thier best album?...

Abbey Road and Revolver IMO were much much better albums...

I'd even say magical Mystery Tour had better songs...

[Million]

that one superbowl pepsi commercial with Puffy...that cracked me up, but for the wrong reasons. If only they knew of all the dookey humor that coursed through my sick mind when they bust out with that song "BROWN AND BUBBLY!" haha...the diarrhea/dookey-turd jokes practically write themselves off that. I need to record that audio.

...I unleashed a big load of "Brown and Bubbly" last night too...

[JackTenrac!]

It's for people who hate me because I am not funny, and I hate my unfunny-ness most of all. Would you like to know more?

Nah, I joined because Dan? is funny. Him being in the club was just fuckachunkz alone.

Even though it would not cheer me up after hearing that one of my old principals has passed away years after I left the middle school. :sad:

I wanted to take some time out to remember him and his crazy ways.

I remember dances at that school. He'd pop by as chaperone with a yo-yo that glowed in the dark. The toy glittered around the hormone charged children. he was quite the character.

He was the only white guy I knew who could make taking crap for getting in trouble have weight to it. He passed fair judgement with good advice. I remembered getting in their for mauling a kid. He sat me down and scolded me shitless in only three lines. His commanding voice bellowed through my interior.

Years later, I still remember his signature sign-offs on the PA system for the morning announcements. "Make your day count", he'd always say. Something I never gave a fuck about...or did I..

The break is coming up soon. I am going to pull a Ryo from Shenmue and gather some information regarding his burial to later on pay my respects. God bless his kids.

[Rico!]

when will V.3 of this thread be made?

[kcxj]

http://michaelyon-online.com/

American M-4 Rifles are weak apparently. The guy talks about some terrorist dude being shot four times and the fourth bullet splattered his testicle, but he was still a threat and trying to kill the American. People usually DIE after being shot by automatic weapons right? This guy wasn't even knocked down he must of had so much adrenaline running through him.

Do Army or Marines give you a choice on whether to carry the M-4 or the M-16 when you go over for your tour?

On the other hand, the writer talks about how hideously violent the American .50 cal machine gun is though. Not only is the bad guy going to become VAPORIZED when you shoot him, but you'll knock down the wall behind him also.

[TS]

Everyone should read The Joy Luck Club. That shit is boss. You can go to a library and borrow it (FOR FREE, OMG) or hit up Amazon.com and spend like $6...it will be worth it. IMO.

[Lantis]

Today was my 26th birthday...and my "best friend" forgot all about it.

I hope she burns in hell now. :sad: :mad:

[FistsofFury]

when will V.3 of this thread be made?


When this one gets locked. Hopefully that won't happen.

Has V.2 surpassed the first thread in terms of size?

=I find Mimami from FLCL to be insanely hot for some reason. Can't explain it.

[kcxj]

Today was my 26th birthday...and my "best friend" forgot all about it.

I hope she burns in hell now. :sad: :mad:
Friend Zone? Now you know. :rofl:

It's 100% impossible to get out once you're in too.

(Don't ever become "best friends" with girls. Unless you grew up together, need to make the right impression from the first time you meet her.)

[Roxie]

Everyone should read The Joy Luck Club. That shit is boss. You can go to a library and borrow it (FOR FREE, OMG) or hit up Amazon.com and spend like $6...it will be worth it. IMO.
The movie is awesome too. Everytime it's on, I have to watch it.

[FistsofFury]

If anyone has the Fooly Cooly OST....hit me up on in like 18 hours.

[*InVeRs3*]

is/was john lennon rich?

[Million]

that movie (Joy Luck) also gets instant Hot Points for having the delicious Ming Na in there.

...and that reminds me...she seems to be the only career that survived SF2 The Movie...well, besides that hot piece of ass singer whose name escapes me now...the "Can't Get You Outta My Head" lady...strange, I love some of her songs(especially "Love At First Sight"), but I've completely forgotten her name now...ah, Kylie Minogue! Yeah, Kylie and her sis Danni could get the Bone™ too...

[EVARGNUG]

Ahh...Kylie Minogue. Now that you mention it, makes me wanna watch Biodome.

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[abacabb]

has anyone ever looked at clifford the big red dog on pbs? im looking at it now and i was wondering how come everyone is so relaxed around a giant red dog? and another thing clifford doesnt have any reproductive organs wheres his big red balls? How do the residents of birdwell island deal with the smell of tons of shit and urine that a dog that size would surely leave behind? also wheres the government? they would love to have to dissect his big ass you know see what makes him tick. stupid pbs cartoons making me think to much

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

If anyone has the Fooly Cooly OST....hit me up on in like 18 hours.


You're better off skipping the run around and downloading some albums.

[Dan?]

has anyone ever looked at clifford the big red dog on pbs? im looking at it now and i was wondering how come everyone is so relaxed around a giant red dog? and another thing clifford doesnt have any reproductive organs wheres his big red balls? How do the residents of birdwell island deal with the smell of tons of shit and urine that a dog that size would surely leave behind? also wheres the government? they would love to have to dissect his big ass you know see what makes him tick. stupid pbs cartoons making me think to much

What they need is a Godzilla sized Galford who can scream "Clifford!" and turn the big red dog into a flaming death meteor demolishing everything in site at speeds of up to elevenfinity miles per second.

[abacabb]

This chick on maury just got owned. its one of the whose my baby's daddy episodes. i think it was her 3rd appearance. im like after the first 2 i would just give up or see if maury could do that shit on the low, so i wouldnt appear to be a megaslut. Cause if my number of apperances go up to like 20, i must be a HO. i think theres only like a weeks time when a chick could get pregant (dont quote me, im not really that sure) and if like you fucked 20 guys in a weeks time your a straight Ho. i dont care wat you say 20 random dicks went into you. and how come these Howard the Duck muttafuckas dont were a condom? they cant go to the corner store and buy a rough rider for like 99 cent or the 2 for a 2 dollar deal. another mindless rant buy Abacabb

[Slide]

hahaha abacabb at your last two posts. :rofl:

When i read them, it made me think you was saying each post all in one breath.

And then that homer av made it a bit funnier.

[abacabb]

hahaha abacabb at your last two posts. :rofl:

When i read them, it made me think you was saying each post all in one breath.

And then that homer av made it a bit funnier.
lol. it sucks casue my computer is in my living room where we dont have cable, so im forced to watch PBS cartoons in the morning and stupid talk shows in the afternoon.

[Slide]

talk shows is the shit, in the afternoon though.

Back in the middle and high school times, during summer vacation, Jenny Jones was that CRACK

[abacabb]

talk shows is the shit, in the afternoon though.

Back in the middle and high school times, during summer vacation, Jenny Jones was that CRACK
werd! i rember jenny jones. it was always those "geek to chic" episodes wenever i caught it. the girls would come out looking like strippers and then get into the guys face and expecting and apology and shit. it always tickled me how they would demand an apology and the guys would be like " Bitch please" you was ugly back then an i made fun of you get over it. But there was always a case when the guy would be awe struck by one of the chicks huge newly installed boobies and they would apologize and then see if they could bone after the show. yeah jenny jones was the shit. Anyone watched Ricki Lake after she lost weight? that show was good also

[Mechanica]

If anyone has the Fooly Cooly OST....hit me up on in like 18 hours.

I might still have it on my computer... if I do, I'll try to remember to YouSendIt later.

[monbaby]

I have a same addiction

But it's to Judge shows...

Judge Joe Brown, Judge Alex, Divorce Court, People's Court, Judge Mathis, and Judge Judy..

Actually not having cable isn't to bad with all this quality entertainment during the daytime...

Judge Judy is a complete beast...

I wish she was my personal judge so i can find out if people are BSing me...

"YOU'RE FULL OF BALONEY!!!...":mad:

[Dan?]

If anyone has the Fooly Cooly OST....hit me up on in like 18 hours.


I gots it, just hit me up whenever you want me to send it.

[abacabb]

I have a same addiction

But it's to Judge shows...

Judge Joe Brown, Judge Alex, Divorce Court, People's Court, Judge Mathis, and Judge Judy..

Actually not having cable isn't to bad with all this quality entertainment during the daytime...

Judge Judy is a complete beast...

I wish she was my personal judge so i can find out if people are BSing me...

"YOU'RE FULL OF BALONEY!!!...":mad:
son you dont know i cut school one day to look at my court shows. i dont like judge judy tho. she does her job well but her voice is mad annoying she reminds me of the crpyt keeper from tales from the krpyt. i hate judge hatcett tho. she always wanna reach out be somones friend and shit. Divorce court is top tier tho. Maybalean dont take know shit. She's funny to. im strangley atractted to her tho:sweat:

[ToyRobotTerror]

Lol at kentucky fried movie, my sn comes from "a fistful of yen".

[marcusg]

Omg they just butchered Coretta Scott King's funeral. I had a chance to go but its just too jamed pack. But from just listening to the speeches made at the funeral they turned it into a political issue, which not only disrespected the president, but also disrespected King's funeral and family. I just think this is soo stupid.

[Dan?]

Lol at kentucky fried movie, my sn comes from "a fistful of yen".

The lil old dude in Fistful of Yen with that huge handheld microphone cracks me up every time.

[monbaby]

son you dont know i cut school one day to look at my court shows. i dont like judge judy tho. she does her job well but her voice is mad annoying she reminds me of the crpyt keeper from tales from the krpyt. i hate judge hatcett tho. she always wanna reach out be somones friend and shit. Divorce court is top tier tho. Maybalean dont take know shit. She's funny to. im strangley atractted to her tho:sweat:



We used to have Judge Hatchet, but you are right she is lame...

So the got judge Alex to replace her time slot...

Alex is lame as well but he was a former cop so he says some pretty good stuff...

As far as attraction to judges I'm very attracted to judge Marilyn Millian from Peoples court...

I don't know why i just like red heads for some reason...

As far as Judge tiers...

Top Tier

Judge Judy, Judge Mathis...

Mid Tier

Judge Mablean, Judge Millian, Judge Joe Brown...

Low tier

Judge Alex, Judge Hatchet...



My favorite Judge Moment:

On people's Court...

Defendant: "I SLAPPED her!... Yeah I slapped her down Good!..."

Judge Millian: "That is OUTRAGEOUS!!!..."

I don't know the way it went down you just had to see the expression on her face, it was comedy gold...

[bigpoppa]

Kramer: "Hey, I'm telling you, the pig-man is alive. The government has been experimenting with pig-men since the 50's."

[bigpoppa]

Jerry: "Ah, you're crazy."
Kramer: "Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?!"
Jerry: "It's impossible!"
Kramer: "Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?!"
Jerry: "It can't be."
Kramer: "Can it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?"
Jerry "Alright, that's enough."

[Carpet Lint]

Kramer: Listen. Heads up, Elaine. I'm gonna have to stop by later and pick up a fax.
Elaine: At work?
Kramer: No. At your apartment.
Elaine: I don't have a fax machine.
Jerry: Here we go.
Kramer: Well, now what are we gonna do? See? This is why you should get a fax and a Xerox.
Jerry: And a dead bolt.
Kramer: Are ya sure you don't have one? Because there's a lot of stuff in my apartment I've never seen.
Elaine: Then maybe you have a fax machine.
Kramer: You just blew my mind.

[Murt!]

So we're reading these essays in English class about people who are close to us, and this one Korean kid says how his grandfather, the guy he did the report on, died... then immediately starts bawling... like really, just tears everywhere. It was the most awkward moment ever... everyone went dead quiet, and the silence was so painful I (among others), wanted to explode.

I wanted to go hug him or something, but as pigheaded as this might sound, I didn't want to be the only person and one of the few guys in a class full of girls to be willing to go comfort him... What do you do in a situation like that? It's never really come up before, but I'm almost positive it will again sometime.

[Nemesis00]

I'm half way through the first season of 24. This is just blowing me mind away.

[Million]

nah, the most you could do in that situation is go up and give the hand pat on the back. See, you're still comforting him, getting "sensitive, caring man" points from the ladies(possibly, who knows with them; they never make logical sense), and you're maintaining your machismo powerlevel by NOT hugging him. See, in terms of the machismo factor....the "hand pat on the back" is brilliant. It conveys the "caring for your fellow man" thing, without the "uhhh...is he gay?".

duuuuuuuude I smell PANCAKES all of a sudden....at 7:41pm?! Damn it smells good...

*oh that's my oil!!! haha...I completely forgot I just turned the stove on with an oiled up pan...I was going to fry up some "tater tots", and I forgot about it. Well, the effect is still the same....now I'm craving pancakes. I haven't had pancakes in months. (*I switched over to waffles, since they take less time)

[bigpoppa]

I haven't had Rolos in a long time

[ethnic_scrap]

Here's a headscratcher:

when was the last time that an Asian person was on Oprah?

[TS]

Didn't see the Chappelle episode...did he bring his wife when he was on?

[bigpoppa]

Does anyone here ever sleepwalk?

almost everytime i go to bed, i think of the time when i woke up in the middle of the night and my covers were gone. Now i know it isn't possible for covers - or just about anything - to disappear.Everyone in the house was sleeping at the time. Plus I know they wouldn't pull a prank like this.I think at one point i really believed they just disappeared. but then......about a half hour later...... i noticed my closet door was slightly opened. and to my surprise, there are my covers....bunched up in my closet. thats pure wackiness:rofl:

[Roxie]

I used to sleep walk when I was really young. I'd wake up standing in another room of the house.

Sleepwalking (also called noctambulism or somnambulism) is a sleep disorder where the sufferer engages in activities that are normally associated with wakefulness while asleep or in a sleeplike state. Sleepwalking can affect people of any age.

Statistics

* Somewhere between 1% and 17% of US children sleepwalk, and juveniles are seen to be those more prone to the activity.
* Some 18% of Americans are prone to the act, roughly 2 in 11 of the US population
* One study showed that the highest prevalence of sleepwalking was 16.7% for children of 11 to 12 years of age.
* Boys are seen to be more likely to sleepwalk than girls.

Activities such as eating, dressing or even driving cars have also been recorded as taking place while the subjects are technically asleep. Most cases of sleepwalking, however, usually consist of walking, without the conscious knowledge of the subject.

Sleepwalkers engage in their activities with their eyes open so they can navigate their surroundings, not with their eyes closed and their arms outstretched as parodied in cartoons and Hollywood productions. The victims' eyes may have a glazed or empty appearance and if questioned, the subject will be slow to answer or unresponsive.

While sleepwalking itself does not inherently pose a health concern, accidents may happen as the subject is performing actions without the control of conscious mind. If the walker commits a criminal offence while asleep, the defence of automatism may be available (see automatism (case law) for a detailed discussion of the laws in various countries).

A common myth surrounding this disorder is that one should never wake a sleepwalker while he is engaged in the activity. In truth, there is no implicit danger in waking a sleepwalker, though the subject may be disoriented or embarrassed when awakened. In fact, when a sleepwalker is a danger to himself or others, (for example, when climbing up or down steps or trying to use a potentially dangerous tool such as a stove or a knife), waking him is advisable. It has even been reported that people have died while sleepwalking and falling out of windows as a result.

While sleepwalking, conductor Harry F. Rosenthal has sat up in bed, conducted, and vocalized instruments, according to his wife.

Sleepwalking is a major theme in the classic silent German Expressionist film Das Kabinett des Dr. Kaligari (English title: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari) 1919.

In Shakespeare's famous play Macbeth, Lady Macbeth is mentioned to be a sleepwalker, leading up to her eventual madness and suicide.

[Murt!]

nah, the most you could do in that situation is go up and give the hand pat on the back. See, you're still comforting him, getting "sensitive, caring man" points from the ladies(possibly, who knows with them; they never make logical sense), and you're maintaining your machismo powerlevel by NOT hugging him. See, in terms of the machismo factor....the "hand pat on the back" is brilliant. It conveys the "caring for your fellow man" thing, without the "uhhh...is he gay?".


Hmm... in retrospect, the Back Pat® might've been the thing to do. I think it probably would've scored me extra points with the ladies, this certain grouping of them like that sensitive crap.

[mastermind]

I'm tempted to start playing World of Warcraft again. I never had a chance to get into it when the game first came out. I had my account for a couple of months, then I quit because I was really into work. So because of that, everyone got crazy ahead of me; when I expressed interest, all my friends were already 60, or have sold their character.

MMOs are always hard to stick with because real life takes precedence over gaming. I work 40 hours a week, think it could be possible?

[Airthrow]

I've sleep walked a few times, I was talking about gibberish to my mom and woke up mid-sentence, and all of a sudden I realized what I was saying had made complete and utter sense to me a second before, but then I couldn't remember what that crazy assed shit was supposed to mean that I just said.

[FistsofFury]

I don't get sleepwalking. So they are awake when they are doing things but not? I mean if they aren't awake how are they able to do things?! I mean the article said they can 'navigate their surroundings'....that implies that they are awake?!

I don't sleepwalk and have never known a sleepwalker. It seems like seeing it in action would be scary as hell.

[Airthrow]

You ever rolled around or moved in your sleep? It's getting up and walking and not being aware that you're doing it, the same shit everyone does (moving, breathing etc in your sleep). Lots of people talk in their sleep too (none of it ever makes sense but it's usually funny.)

[kcxj]

So we're reading these essays in English class about people who are close to us, and this one Korean kid says how his grandfather, the guy he did the report on, died... then immediately starts bawling... like really, just tears everywhere. It was the most awkward moment ever... everyone went dead quiet, and the silence was so painful I (among others), wanted to explode.
Explode as in laugh at him? Or explode as in you were just really uncomfortable with the awkwardness? That's a dumbass thing for the teacher to do to assign an essay like that. I don't give a shit about anybody else's personal life, and for the teacher to force people to share private matters like that was a pigheaded thing to do. I bet he/she learn her lesson now with assignments like this. Teacher deserves a spinning backfist for making some poor kid cry like that. :tdown:

[FistsofFury]

Art contest sponsored by me. (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=108517)

Yes, the winner gets money (like 5 or 10 bucks).

[JackTenrac!]

Breath of Fire IV may own my soul.

A friend hooked me up with the game and it relieves good stress. First time playing a Capcom RPG. A bit distracted at the fact that the main characters picked Ryu's true identity so quickly. We all had the same dream! hmmm what was their dreams? Nobody said very much. Not even Ryu. Another thing: Ryu = Capcom lacks creativity and chooses Ryu as the main protagonist's name. Square must've laughed their asses off when they saw that. Probably got their artists to draw parodies of Ryu pulling a Shoryuken on the last boss. Still, a good find.

Tostitos all week long. Salsa.

[Slide]

werd! i rember jenny jones. it was always those "geek to chic" episodes wenever i caught it. the girls would come out looking like strippers and then get into the guys face and expecting and apology and shit. it always tickled me how they would demand an apology and the guys would be like " Bitch please" you was ugly back then an i made fun of you get over it. But there was always a case when the guy would be awe struck by one of the chicks huge newly installed boobies and they would apologize and then see if they could bone after the show. yeah jenny jones was the shit. Anyone watched Ricki Lake after she lost weight? that show was good also

No doubt.
Those are hillarious ones. Cause THAT shit breeded the phenom known as Rude Jude. Whenever Rude Jude made a guest appearance on Jenny Jones the show was laughs fo sho.
One time my man was what looked like appearing to get dissed by some chick on there, and then he busts out "YOU'RE UGLY AND YOU'RE WRONG" I was like HAHA.

Then there are those shows with Raymond Moses on there, the drill intructer for military school and deliquents. Having kids in the back cryin their eyes out.

Too many classics. It was tight too cause back in the day the show used to come on twice a day. 4pm and midnite son. Talk shows used to be good stuff.

I even remember when Jerry Springer used to be dope. Then cats found out that alot of the shit was staged and people started to watch it less. I remember i had a bootleg Too Hot 4 TV VHS tape.

[bigpoppa]

So lately i've noticed they don't play that many commercials for Trix cereal anymore. Everytime I see one, I feel bad for that rabbit. All the rabbit wanted was a bowl of the fruity goodness known as Trix. But those damn kids have to be selfish.

:mad: :mad:MEAN BASTARDS!!!!! :mad: :mad:

[Demon Dash]

Invisibility ey?

[Rioting Soul]

Yesterday I saw Laura Swisher(The Swish) doing stand-up on Premium Blend... she was terrible. She looked good as usual but she was so bad. It made me depressed, she should go back to G4.

[*InVeRs3*]

was john lennon rich?

[Ephidel]

How in the world did Musashi get that high score in SRK Arcade Mario? It's just not possible for somebody to do that in this game...I would be the champ otherwise!!!!

:mad:

[Yansoma]

I got hit with my mouth open while sparring today...ouch.

[Demon Dash]

Woh, I just glitched srk arcade.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9533/untitled3sc.jpg
http://img351.imageshack.us/img351/9089/untitled2jk.jpg
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7900/untitled4dk.jpg

[Million]

I went to work today with no shower....I only washed under my arms this morning. The amazing thing is...it's totally fine, because it's still cold here. (*it's hot weather that brings the sweat, which mixes with the dirt which = funk.) So, I was just fine...and believe me...I know. I've noticed when I get musty, and what it usually takes.

The craving for pancakes continued over from last night...so I now have a box of my babygirl, the lovely Aunt Jemima instant pancakes.

[Nemesis00]

$10 plus NY state tax for eighteen pieces of tuna rolls = TOO FUCKING GOOD!

[Rico!]

Tomorrow be my birthday. I hate my birthday.

[kcxj]

Man, I'm 24 years old already and I suck so much on the phone with women it's frustrating. I try really, really hard to control myself, but I always end up talking too fast and my voice goes up like an octave in pitch also. I talk fine with my guy friends, but then just the slightest bit of nervousness I can't control when I'm calling a girl makes me end up sounding like another woman or a Urkel voiced geek.

I couldn't even control the pitch of my voice with the 5 I called today. She was flirty with me last week and "accidently" made me feel boobs too, so sure why not? :bgrin: Yeah, I'm so embarassed at how I handled the phone conversation now though. :sad: How am I not going to sound like an unattractive wuss when I call the 8 next week?

I don't have my looks and my body language, like I do in person, to back myself up in case I do say something stupid, and it makes me self conscious and scared.

Well, at least I can finally work up the nerve to call in the first place, know what to say and how to say it, and my hand doesn't shake like a special needs guy anymore, but yeah... I'm self conscious about my voice. I've been practicing by talking to as many people as I can everywhere. It doesn't matter who, just ask them "hey, what's up?", "how's it going?", etc... But it doesn't seem to help in any way with my telephone rapport, I still revert back to girl voice mode, and it's depressing because I KNOW I'm killing whatever interest the girl had in me before too.

[TS]

Re-enactment:

kcxj: hey, how's it going?

girl: fine, it's good...did you hear about what Richard did at work the other day, Oh my God, I was like..."waaay to much information..."

kcxj: yeah, that was weird. So, will you lick my balls? *high pitched screaming* PLEEEEEASE LICK MY BALLSS!!!!


Don't worry. Used to happen to me ALLL the time.

---------

Anyway, I just bought a new CD player... Panasonic one, as a radio and plays Mp3s, ince (all CD walkmans should have radios, btw...too basic). Why does this piece of shit run on AAA batteries? What the fuck? Who the fuck uses AAA batteries? That's fucking garbage. It's nice, though.


I'm watching TV Guide channel...there's this commecial where a cute teenage girl walks up to a cafeteria lunch table, and asks the group of girls if she can sit down. The clique of girls say, all disgusted and shit, "IS SHE SERIOUS??!" And they all get up and lave.


Now, I'm an old man...I haven't been in highschool in a long, long time...but, I don't think that's how it works.

[JackTenrac!]

^ probably not. Well, not in Ontario, perhaps. The girls don't even care. I sat in and out anywhere and they'd technicially not consider to give a ----. Even if I didn't know them. Yet, I usually ate at home. It being a 15 min walk and all and the highschool was not anything to pleasure in.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Getting rid of the harsh comments today and about to track a package. An e400 Pocket PC which I loved so much. A PDA on a Windows Mobile system with a voice recorder and command.

If they lose the package, I get back $200. Hoping that my friend gets it on time so we could continue with the operation. Damn Toshiba of Canada doesn't want to fix the problem, so I have to send out the US model to it's mother plant through a friend since the american company doesn't do international fixing. Even if it's their own models. Might give her a GPS system, but I wouldn't know why.

Mainstream hip hop...is...the worst thing since William Hung now. Subculture my ass. It's more like a buyout for those lucky souls who can tolerate it in the 2003-present years. Luckily, Busta Bust comes through with innovation.

Where's his dreads? He's gone Ma$E!

[Demon Dash]

http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=108581

This is the most origional thread I have ever seen in my life. Sheer quality.

[Murt!]

http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=108581

This is the most origional thread I have ever seen in my life. Sheer quality.

LOL what a moron. He asks them to go bully someone else lol.:rofl:

[Nemesis00]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/entertainment_enl_1138969867/img/1.jpg
BUNNY!

[abacabb]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/entertainment_enl_1138969867/img/1.jpg
BUNNY!
Thats a Big Ass Bunny right theres

[Carpet Lint]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/entertainment_enl_1138969867/img/1.jpg
BUNNY!
Do you have the original article link?

EDIT: http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF040ADMoonBunny.html

[Demon Dash]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/entertainment_enl_1138969867/img/1.jpg
BUNNY!
:clap:

[abacabb]

No doubt.
Those are hillarious ones. Cause THAT shit breeded the phenom known as Rude Jude. Whenever Rude Jude made a guest appearance on Jenny Jones the show was laughs fo sho.
One time my man was what looked like appearing to get dissed by some chick on there, and then he busts out "YOU'RE UGLY AND YOU'RE WRONG" I was like HAHA.

Then there are those shows with Raymond Moses on there, the drill intructer for military school and deliquents. Having kids in the back cryin their eyes out.

Too many classics. It was tight too cause back in the day the show used to come on twice a day. 4pm and midnite son. Talk shows used to be good stuff.

I even remember when Jerry Springer used to be dope. Then cats found out that alot of the shit was staged and people started to watch it less. I remember i had a bootleg Too Hot 4 TV VHS tape.
That drill instuctor was whack. any show with him on it was always one where the title would be my 14yr old daughter sucks cock. so they would send to boot camp?:confused: since you such so much dick where gonna make you do some push ups. yo yo has anyone noticed how hot katey segal is? i would love to hook up with her. and her daughters on 8 simple rules 5 minutes alone son thats all i need. alright back to the crazy drill instuctors. the black guy on maury is crazier than all of the ones put together. he comes out wit some camo pants and a sleeveless sweater screaming and shit. the girls dont realize that this nigga cant do shit to you, he cant touch you or nothing so while you at the boot camp you could just sit and chill till you get back on maury. then front like you are reformed and shit then come to my crib and suck on my balls.EDIT:
oh shit a big big world is on. this show has like a weed head sloth singing songs and shit, god i hate pbs. i think cyberchase comes on next. you know the stupid lookin show where kids get sucked into a computer and save the day from the hacker voiced by christopher lloyd (the scientist from back to the future) this show fucking BLOWS!! and you know wat else is sad i look at it on the regular.

[EVARGNUG]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/entertainment_enl_1138969867/img/1.jpg
BUNNY!

:tup: :clap: :pray: :woot: :blush: :encore: :rock:

[Nemesis00]

Do you have the original article link?

EDIT: http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF040ADMoonBunny.html
Yeah bro, gimme a sec.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4670000/newsid_4676900/4676904.stm

[abacabb]

the bunny looks so uncomfortable in that pick

[Carpet Lint]

Yeah bro, gimme a sec.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4670000/newsid_4676900/4676904.stm
Shit. Too late, I already wrote up a blog post with the wrong article. And now I'm too lazy to change it.

Big thanks for the link though.

In case anyone was interested...

(I lied about the source because I don't want anyone to know that I post at shoryuken.com for reason other than MvC2 strategies. I'm sure everyone understands.)

________________


I got one of those "funny" email forwards today...and all I can say is HOLY FUCKING SHIT (http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/entertainment_enl_1138969867/img/1.jpg).

It is no myth. (http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF040ADMoonBunny.html) Surely this leporine deity is the destroyer of worlds, the mighty rock upon which humankind's crest will crash upon. Surely his magnificent fur coat foretells the coming of Fimbulwinter - the cold winter thrice successful - and the coming of the age of war, when brother will turn against brother, and cruel Fenris will finally tear free of his bonds and devour mighty Odin.

However, the Korbinite Beta Ray Bill will be spent back to Midgard as a witness to Ragnarok by the newly Odinforce infused Thor, and will immediately feature in a mediocre-at-best six issue miniseries written by Mike Oeming, which ends when his soul is bound to a dead negro hobo in New York City, and Spider-Man makes an appearance for absolutely no reason. (The sad thing is that you think I'm making this up.)

A quick Googlin' reveals what I believe is the original news article (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/4676275.stm) though I'm mainly just guessing since I can't seem to find that exact picture anywhere on the site and it looks a heck of a lot bigger in the first picture. It's a seven month old news article about an abandoned rabbit named Henrietta (?), but check out this bit at the end...Christine Paradine said: "We can't understand why her old owner didn't claim her. She was well fed and obviously not neglected."
IT'S BECAUSE SHE FUCKING ATE HIM YOU IDIOTS.

In other news, the town of Torquay in South Devon has been found completely abandoned. Investigators are baffled by the appearance of giant-sized rabbit droppings containing human remains, but are confident that this is an unrelated, naturally occurring phenomenon. Head investigator Gobo, a muppet from Fraggle Rock, hopes to discover the reasons explaining the disappearance of the population of Torquay by conducting a series of visual surveys around the town from his automobile (http://www.punchandjewelry.com/legacy/html/images/gobo_carrot.jpg).

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

And now to end this insane post with a random IMDB quote from everyone's favourite classic Watership Down.

Long ago, the great Frith made the world. He made all the stars, and the Earth lived among the stars. He made all the animals and birds, and at first, he made them all the same. Now, among the animals in these days was El-Ahrairah, the prince of rabbits. He had many friends, and they all ate grass together. But after a time, the rabbits wandered everywhere, multiplying and eating as they went. Then Frith said to El-Ahrairah, 'Prince Rabbit, if you cannot control your people, I shall find ways to control them.' But El-Ahrairah would not listen. He said to Frith, 'My people are the strongest in the world.' This angered Frith, and he determined to get the better of El-Ahrairah. And so, he gave a present to every animal and bird, making each one different from the rest. When the fox came, and others, like the dog, and cat, hawk, and weasel, to each of them, Frith gave a fierce desire to hunt and kill the children of El-Ahrairah.

[VG Emblem]

Damn nice rabbit lol. I just thought it would way way more though, like at least 30 pounds...

[Nemesis00]

blog snip
You've gotta let go of the Beta Ray Bill thing, man.:wgrin:

[TS]

Beta Ray Bill still around? I haven't read comics in a while, and haven't heard of BRB since forever...

[Mechanica]

I just wanna graduate... Ehhh....

on Monday, I was on time, and went to school all day
Tuesday, I slept late and didn't bother going
Wednesday, I slept 'til 2nd period and then went
Today, I slept 'til noon and didn't bother going.


...not off to a good start this semester, really. I'm so tired of high school, it hurts to go anymore. Everyone's so fucking retarded and annoying, I CAN'T STAND THE ENVIRONMENT ANYMORE

[VG Emblem]

I just wanna graduate... Ehhh....

on Monday, I was on time, and went to school all day
Tuesday, I slept late and didn't bother going
Wednesday, I slept 'til 2nd period and then went
Today, I slept 'til noon and didn't bother going.


...not off to a good start this semester, really. I'm so tired of high school, it hurts to go anymore. Everyone's so fucking retarded and annoying, I CAN'T STAND THE ENVIRONMENT ANYMORE
You're graduating this year, be thankful. I have 4 and a half more years to go.:sad:

[FistsofFury]

It seems to me the whole education system could be so much better. So much less shitty.

And I am convined that the lower grades such as elementary and middle school are just a glorified babysitter. It doesn't make much sense to keep little kids in school for that long unless it is just to waste time.

But college is...something. Its different but in a lot of ways the same. But you'll have more to worry about.

[*InVeRs3*]

It seems to me the whole education system could be so much better. So much less shitty.

And I am convined that the lower grades such as elementary and middle school are just a glorified babysitter. It doesn't make much sense to keep little kids in school for that long unless it is just to waste time.

But college is...something. Its different but in a lot of ways the same. But you'll have more to worry about.


Yes, the education system is really weak. They should teach critical thinking to kids when they're young.

[FistsofFury]

"I’ve got Katie tucked away, so no one will get to us until my child is born — and until I want them to."

-Tom Cruise

Dude is nuts lol. He sounds like if he wasn't a handsome successful actor he'd be a supervillain.

[VG Emblem]

"I’ve got Katie tucked away, so no one will get to us until my child is born — and until I want them to."

-Tom Cruise

Dude is nuts lol. He sounds like if he wasn't a handsome successful actor he'd be a supervillain.

lol, I always found the retarded supervillian Tom Cruise quotes to be hilarious.

[Carpet Lint]

You've gotta let go of the Beta Ray Bill thing, man.:wgrin:
Well you let go of...YOUR FACE.

Beta Ray Bill had that Stormbringer mini that I mentioned right after he played a part in the big Ragnarok storyline where essentially everyone in the Thor universe got killed or whatever. Before that, he (and pretty much the rest of the Thor universe) was essentially in comic book limbo.

I was always amazed that he even appeared past that initial Walt Simonson story.

_________

Hey, what's the deal with Phillip Seymour Hoffman being the villian in Mission Impossible 3?

We can pretty much assume there's not going to be some big mano-a-mano fisticuffs at the end then I'm guessing.

[TS]

What sad is that people who are all like "oh, I don't believe in psychology" and shit are fucking CRAZY. It's like a criminal saying "oh, I don't believe in burglar alarms." Motherfucker I bet you DON'T. It would be the end of your ass.

Like some guy hanging out around the junior high school looking for tail saying he doesn't think statutory rape should be a crime...that's an amazing conicidence, right there.

Some people hate things, not because they REALLY hate them, but becasuse those things would force them to get serious/stop doing dumb shit. And people really hate THAT.
Which is a probelm with being rich/famous...you don't keep friends around you to tell you you're doing something retarded. It's either people around you that you can fire or cut off contact with at will, so when you do ridiculous shit (name a magazine after YOURSELF like Oprah, say dumb shit about the president, drug addiction/alcoholism etc) nobody calls you on that shit.

I'm watching Court TV...this dude just got charged with 42 counts of rape....god damn. Beast. He tried to escape from the jail and got shot to death by the cops...

Speaking of which, finally got around to watching the Boondocks cartoon on Youtube....saw the first episode, and about half of the "anal rape" episode (Don't Drop the Soap)...not a bad show...intro is crazy good. Anal rape episode, from what I saw, was the shit.

[TehNewGuy]

Went to a party tonight to give this "party thing" another try, and I must say...drunk white people frighten me. This guy was sitting in the chair and he looked as if he was passed out, but suddenly, he jumps to his feet and literally jumps into the air and comes crashing down onto a wooden table, effectively breaking it. THE F?!?!!? WHO DOES THAT!

[TS]

Holy shit, there's a Final Destination 3?

[VG Emblem]

Went to a party tonight to give this "party thing" another try, and I must say...drunk white people frighten me. This guy was sitting in the chair and he looked as if he was passed out, but suddenly, he jumps to his feet and literally jumps into the air and comes crashing down onto a wooden table, effectively breaking it. THE F?!?!!? WHO DOES THAT!
Lol, reminds me of backyard wrestling.

[TehNewGuy]

Oh man, you know what I hate? People that dance alone at parties...and do a horrible job at it. Im sure every party has at least one person of that kind. You know, the person who stands in the corner or by some wall and just randomly flails their arms about thinking that they are dancing, when they are really just making an ass out of themselves. Sometimes I just want to tap them on the shoulder while they're in mid-step, and as soon as they turn around, I uppercut them. Hard.

[Airthrow]

I just got a job at a shoestore and today was my second day and I am fairly certain I will quit as soon as I find another job, this job is already driving me MENTALLY INSANE from moving and re-arranging shoe boxes up and down ladders for HOURS AT A TIME.

I am really fucking depressed. My cool job at the sporting goods store wasn't paying any fucking money cus I was working 2-3 days a week, and this job pays 50 cents more an hour but it fucking SUCKS.

I have a good brain that could help employers, but I am stuck in this TEDIOUS BULLSHIT because I am only a high school graduate. Ideas, anyone?

[VG Emblem]

I just got a job at a shoestore and today was my second day and I am fairly certain I will quit as soon as I find another job, this job is already driving me MENTALLY INSANE from moving and re-arranging shoe boxes up and down ladders for HOURS AT A TIME.

I am really fucking depressed. My cool job at the sporting goods store wasn't paying any fucking money cus I was working 2-3 days a week, and this job pays 50 cents more an hour but it fucking SUCKS.

I have a good brain that could help employers, but I am stuck in this TEDIOUS BULLSHIT because I am only a high school graduate. Ideas, anyone?
Take a online college course thingie or follow one of those infomercials about working online and making tons of money...

[TehNewGuy]

I just got a job at a shoestore and today was my second day and I am fairly certain I will quit as soon as I find another job, this job is already driving me MENTALLY INSANE from moving and re-arranging shoe boxes up and down ladders for HOURS AT A TIME.

I am really fucking depressed. My cool job at the sporting goods store wasn't paying any fucking money cus I was working 2-3 days a week, and this job pays 50 cents more an hour but it fucking SUCKS.

I have a good brain that could help employers, but I am stuck in this TEDIOUS BULLSHIT because I am only a high school graduate. Ideas, anyone?

I dunno man, I've always been under the impression that if you just have a HS diploma, most employers dont even give a shit how smart or talented you are. You should try and learn a trade or get certified...something, or just tough it out until you can find a better paying/less stressful job.

[Million]

So...the Abramoff Scandal....don't tell me this dude's name is seriously JACK ABRAMOFF. What the hell JACK ABRAMOFF? Whoah how many jokes did he get about that name in school? Jack Abram Off? Really? Some parents are really stupid when it comes to naming their kids....I'll take a wild guess and say they didn't even realize the possible meaning of that name. It's just as stupid as when young black parents name their son Lantrivet or Keymondres....with the daughter named NaQuishian.

Jack Abramoff....

[Demon Dash]

My second name is Walker........My mother was going to call me Jay. :confused:


You've gotta let go of the Beta Ray Bill thing, man.:wgrin:
Ohhh, N00. I was thinking, I always thought your avatar said moo.

[JackTenrac!]

Went to a party tonight to give this "party thing" another try, and I must say...drunk white people frighten me.

Yes, brother. You have been felt.

Usually, I just pleasure their women while they crap dance.. Still afraid as hell. Just don't diss their american/canadian made beer.

[Dan?]

Yes, brother. You have been felt.

Usually, I just pleasure their women while they crap dance.. Still afraid as hell. Just don't diss their american/canadian made beer.

Oh noes our ladies and Milwaukee's Beast! ;-;

[arcticninja]

Damn, I just saw Wiz's notice regarding the Chuck Norris stuff :sad:

damn haters

The Nunchuck Norris Truck will live on in our memories


of course, this only opens the door for Vin Diesel's triumphant return

[Dan?]

Damn, I just saw Wiz's notice regarding the Chuck Norris stuff :sad:

damn haters

The Nunchuck Norris Truck will live on in our memories


of course, this only opens the door for Vin Diesel's triumphant return

Bauer beats Diesel.

[arcticninja]

in your dreams pal

[maxx]

Bauer beats Diesel.

praise be to bauer

[Ephidel]

My second name is Walker........My mother was going to call me Jay. :confused:

haha, now THAT would of been something...

[Dan?]

praise be to bauer

Haaaaalllllleeeeeeelllllluuuuuuuujjjjjjaaaaaaaaahh hhhh[/Jackorian Chant]

[JackTenrac!]

Bauer beats Diesel.

Axe bests lances.
Lances bests swords.
Swords bests Axes.
Magic bests all.

Bauer is magic.

[Ephidel]

Axe bests lances.
Lances bests swords.
Swords bests Axes.
Magic bests all.

Bauer is magic.

Lolz, weapons triangle

[Dan?]

Lolz, weapons triangle

Geometry < Jack Bauer

[JackTenrac!]

^ Dan? didn't get it, TRAVIS.

lol


It was from Fire Emblem.

Fire beats Leaf. Water beats Fire. Lightning beats Water and Leaf. Psycho beasts all at random.

Bauer is Psycho.

[Carpet Lint]

in your dreams pal
You shut your fucking mouth and you never open it again.

[*InVeRs3*]

So no one knows if that fucker John Lennon was rich or not?

[Dan?]

^ Dan? didn't get it, TRAVIS.

lol


It was from Fire Emblem.

Fire beats Leaf. Water beats Fire. Lightning beats Water and Leaf. Psycho beasts all at random.

Bauer is Psycho.

I did get it, it's Jack that doesn't pay attention to your petty 'triangles' and 'rhombas' of weaponry. He only uses a 1-dimensional figure: death.

[arcticninja]

You shut your fucking mouth and you never open it again.


My mouth is currently open, take that! Jack Bauer is just a fictional character anyway, nyah nyah!


Edit:

Due to repeated beatings from Jack Bauer, my mouth has been forcibly closed. I must now obtain nutrients intravenously.

[Ephidel]

I did get it, it's Jack that doesn't pay attention to your petty 'triangles' and 'rhombas' of weaponry. He only uses a 1-dimensional figure: death.

Light > Death

:nunchuck:

[JackTenrac!]

^
...seriously? or aparently?

...that went well.

[Dan?]

Robot Hooooooooouse!

[Ephidel]

^
...seriously? or aparently?

...that went well.

Err, well not really. Trinity of Magic doesn't teach this for it is considered dark...

[Carpet Lint]

I just want to be a monkey in a suit.

I'm going to business school!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[ToyRobotTerror]

A moment ago i was dreaming of beating up a mascot, while being dressed as a Power Ranger. I woke up with a smile on my face hyuk hyuk

[Ephidel]

^Wish I had dreams like that.

[ToyRobotTerror]

If anyone cares i wore a gold ranger suit and the mascot was a penguin. It all makes sense though, penguins are shady creatures.

[Nemesis00]

I watched the power lines outside my house buckle under the weight of a flock of birds. Scary shit.

[Ephidel]

^Lol, a penguin - Actually in real life I've yet to have seen a real one...

[ToyRobotTerror]

^Lol, a penguin - Actually in real life I've yet to have seen a real one...
i have seen them at zoo's always looking like they are planning world domination. Anyway last night i was dreaming about me planning to kill peter pan(robin williams) in order to free the lost boys from the fat old bastard

[bigpoppa]

For some reason, their was a guy riding a horse through my neighborhood today:rofl:
the guy stopped to talk to my neighbors on the other side of the street, 1 house down. the horse took a shit right there in front of their driveway. they left after the horse shit incident - with the shit still their. i was in my garage with my one friend and i thought it would be funny to stick a couple of firecrackers in that sucker and let it explode. we ran as fast as we could after we lit them. alot of it got on their mailbox and their lawn. good times

_i'm being serious too_

[Million]

^Adventures with Dookey are always funny. I'm reminded of the time I threw Shit-Bombs™ at a neighbor's house. I have it on a videotape somewhere. I also made a "gun" that could shoot Shit-Rockets™. The funniest parts of those vids were the bloopers...like when the Shit-Rocket™ would just go "SSST" without leaving the gun, and I'd drop the whole contraption and run away before it exploded...heh...good times, man. Good damn times... I must do this again one day soon...

ah yes...shades of the ol' TMI thread...

[Power Man Fox]

I know it' s probably old but, what the hell.
I thought Kimbo was a freaking unstoppable punching machine, but I just saw the clip (old) where some white dude took it to him. :looney:
(just thinking out loud)

*edit*
Kimbo need's to go to the ufc. I'd like to see a kimbo ~ Tank fight.

[marcusg]

I watched my co-worker spit a huge one in a pizza he was making for a customer at Pizza hut. Actually it was a group of pizza hut cooks that just did some awful things to this pizza they were cooking for the customer they hated. I mean getting cheese old pizza residue from the bottom of their shoes, licking the pizza dough, blowing their nose on it, and then put sanitizer water in it.

I must share some advice, don't disrepect anybody who is taking your order at pizza hut, because they might just be the person cooking it. Trust me, pizza hut cooks hate their life b/c Iam one.

[bigpoppa]

Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous:lovin:

[FistsofFury]

I watched my co-worker spit a huge one in a pizza he was making for a customer at Pizza hut. Actually it was a group of pizza hut cooks that just did some awful things to this pizza they were cooking for the customer they hated. I mean getting cheese old pizza residue from the bottom of their shoes, licking the pizza dough, blowing their nose on it, and then put sanitizer water in it.

I must share some advice, don't disrepect anybody who is taking your order at pizza hut, because they might just be the person cooking it. Trust me, pizza hut cooks hate their life b/c Iam one.


Wow. Well...I mean its not like they're gonna get sick cause it get cooked in the oven. But it is the thought that counts.

I work at Dominos. We make the food in the front so we don't have chances to do stuff like that.

[marcusg]

Wow. Well...I mean its not like they're gonna get sick cause it get cooked in the oven. But it is the thought that counts.

I work at Dominos. We make the food in the front so we don't have chances to do stuff like that.


Dominos? You guys are still in business?

[FistsofFury]

Dominos? You guys are still in business?


I have a feeling Dominos is drowning. Call it a hunch.

[Slide]

That drill instuctor was whack. any show with him on it was always one where the title would be my 14yr old daughter sucks cock. so they would send to boot camp? since you such so much dick where gonna make you do some push ups. yo yo has anyone noticed how hot katey segal is? i would love to hook up with her. and her daughters on 8 simple rules 5 minutes alone son thats all i need. alright back to the crazy drill instuctors. the black guy on maury is crazier than all of the ones put together. he comes out wit some camo pants and a sleeveless sweater screaming and shit. the girls dont realize that this nigga cant do shit to you, he cant touch you or nothing so while you at the boot camp you could just sit and chill till you get back on maury. then front like you are reformed and shit then come to my crib and suck on my balls.

Yeah he was mad whack, but it was so corny it was hillarious. I love some of the cheesy stunts they pulled on that show. I never seen dude off Maury, cause I didn't watch Maury that much at all back then. But his "I'm not the father" episodes are some funny shit. Do you remember that cat on Jenny, named Tornado? He was a reaccuring guest like Jude. I think he first appeared on one of those geek to chic eps too. The hillarity always springs from those.

[RaishinX]

I've been watching this sitcom lately called 8 Simple Rules. The blonde chick is too hot. She could get it. Not to mention David Spade's on it. I always hear guys ranking on him in tv and such, but he's actually pretty funny. I wish I still had cable, that way I could watch his show on Comedy Central.

[Million]

The blonde chick is too hot. She could get it. That's Caley Cuoco I can't remember if her first name begins with a "c" or a "k" though...but yah she's a piece. You didn't see this the first time around on ABC? It's not even an old show...it debuted about 2 years ago, if I recall....John Ritter was on at first, then he suddenly died due to heart trouble one day....so James Garner was brought in, Ritter's character was written to have died too, and eventually Dave Spade was brought on. I kept missing the show because it was on at the same damn time as something else...probably American Idol....or 24. I'd bone that redhead too....as well as the Legendary MILF Katey "Peg Bundy" Segal.

[FistsofFury]

<dummy on AIM>: dont take this the wrong way pls
ishothesherifs: k go ahead
<dummy on AIM>: but u seem awfully nice for a black guy??

[abacabb]

<dummy on AIM>: dont take this the wrong way pls
ishothesherifs: k go ahead
<dummy on AIM>: but u seem awfully nice for a black guy??


:sad: wow that hurts. im black and im a nice guy. i havent shot a cop in months

[JackTenrac!]

<dummy on AIM>: dont take this the wrong way pls
ishothesherifs: k go ahead
<dummy on AIM>: but u seem awfully nice for a black guy??



:sad: so am I. The liquor store hasn't seen me buy the usual case of 40s I do in weeks and I haven't dissed anyone, according to the Tokyo Breakfast gag.

[abacabb]

there was this one time when i relapsed and kidnapped about 5 white women. i was the reason they made cocaine illegal back in the 40s. the papers said i was high on coke and went beserk

[JackTenrac!]

My Escalade 7 CD changer with the TV screens in the seats is broken, but I'm still cool.

Someone stepped on my Cons/AF 1s, yet I am overjoyed.

KFC/Popeye's $2 Tuesday came and went, and I didn't stand in line.

[FistsofFury]

I mean what the fuck do you say in response to something like that?

"Uhn wells thank ya kindly ms white lady I tries reeeal haaaaard but ya know my gorilla tendencies bees hard to control."

[marcusg]

<dummy on AIM>: dont take this the wrong way pls
ishothesherifs: k go ahead
<dummy on AIM>: but u seem awfully nice for a black guy??




:sad: I don't really understand or mayber he/she just doesnt understand black people.

[ShinAkumax]

"Uhn wells thank ya kindly ms white lady I tries reeeal haaaaard but ya know my gorilla tendencies bees hard to control."


:rofl:

[TehNewGuy]

I mean what the fuck do you say in response to something like that?

"Uhn wells thank ya kindly ms white lady I tries reeeal haaaaard but ya know my gorilla tendencies bees hard to control."


The obvious course of action is to throttle them.

[Napalm Death]

Finally found some nice pics to make a layout out of them.

...I'm hungry. :/

[abacabb]

yo fist do you know this girl personally or did you meet her online?

[FistsofFury]

yo fist do you know this girl personally or did you meet her online?


She randomly imed me today...saying that I was on her buddy list. Then she started yacking about how she thinks she's fat.

[JackTenrac!]

Then she started yacking about how she thinks she's fat.


... or did she tell you "Damn, my butt's gettin' big!"

Oh

FoF: ...it's gettin' hot in hurr...so take off all your clothes.

girl : I am gettin' so hot. I'm gonna take my clothes.

...let it all out.



...that went went.

[Nemesis00]

With eight hours left of season one of 24, I can say it's the best TV ever made.

[EVARGNUG]

So, yeah...I had a dream I was living as a much older version of me in the year 2032. I'd become a very accomplished contemporary-biographical writer with such classics as the Rise and Fall of Chuck Norris: Invincible but Gay and Exploits of the Darkchild: Beyonce's True "Color". Yeah, and so while I was indulging myself with an expresso, sitting in my ceiling-secured anti grav chair, and as my wife was going up and down the stairs strictly for my amusement (down and then rewind to repeat), and as the hypothetical world functioned as pragmatically as would the one we are in now, by some drowning, sickening, tormented, driving force, I just happend to catch a glimpse out of the corner of my retina, letters from my labtop screen which eerily read as; "Shoryuken Forums."

Freaky, eh? I was like, "I still post on Shoryuken as an older me?--friggin cool..."

[kcxj]

From the book I'm reading, "How to Talk to Anyone" by Leil Lowndes.

Several years ago, the Mensa organization, a social group of extremely bright individuals who score in the country's top 2 percent in intelligence, invited me to be a keynote speaker at their annual convention. Their cocktail party was in full swing in the lobby of the hotel as I arrive. After checking in, I hauled my bags through the hoard of happy-hour Mensans to the elevator. The doors separated and I stepped into an elevator packed with party goers. As we began the journey up to our respective floors, the elevator gave several sleepy jerks.

"Hmm," I remarked, in response to the elevator's sluggishness, "the elevator seems a little flaky." Suddenly, each elevator occupant, feeling compelled to exhibit his or her 132-plus IQ, pounced forth with a thunderous explanation. "It's obviously got poor rail-guide alignment," announced one. "The relay contact is not made up," declared another. Suddenly I felt like a grasshopper trapped in a stereo speaker. I couldn't wait to escape the attack of the mental giants.

Afterwards, in the solitude of my room, I thought back and reflected that the Mensans' answers were, indeed, interesting. Why then did I have an adverse reaction?

Fucking nerds.

Leil then goes on to discuss that if the Mensans just momentarily matched her mood by saying, "Yes, it is slow isn't it?", and then, "Have you ever been curious why an elevator is slow?", she wouldn't off been feeling so turned off and uncomfortable.

A few months ago, I realized that I'm around a LOT of people that are like these Mensans with the know-it-all-ism, no social skills, no small talk skills, or no whatever it is. I don't even say anything or bother replying anymore half the time, but the CvS2 forum of this site is a notorious example. Why am I even talking in the first place if I know the kind of people I'm talking to already? Am I a no social skill nerd myself? It really is depressing for me when I mess up with a girl I'm interested in, or I'm too scared or self-conscious to say anything in the first place.

It makes me not want to play video games anymore, and I'm definitely glad I'm not one of those Guilty Gear players, anime fans, LAN party people, or fat comic book guys. But still, I can easily see myself as one of those Mensan smart asses/idiots who feel it's more important to show off how smart they are than have the social skills to talk to the pretty girl instead though.

I realized a good bulk of my conversations with my good friend/best gaming buddy are all about how nerdy/poor personal hygiene some of the people are we come across playing SF/Marvel are, and how we just walk away without saying anything when they get too annoying or try to talk to us. Fuck... with how shitty I feel when I disappoint myself talking to girls, I'm afraid I'm exactly one of those nerdy people that I always just ignore or walk away from though.

I'm thinking of just quitting the video games already (and this video game net forum too).

I swear I wanted to roundhouse kick this skinny nerd guy who wouldn't STFU today at the poker table, so that's why I posted this. His know-it-all-ism and just jumping into conversations level was off the charts. A couple weeks ago, it was a fat nerd guy who looked ambigiously gendered because of his long hair. I get paid to sit at that table though, so unfortunately I couldn't just walk away. It made me think of SF, what I do in my spare time, and the people I hang around when doing that. Some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life have been at the poker tables though, and the boyfriends that have such the amazing game to keep them attracted (I model myself after and steal whatever cool things from them I notice, like the things they say, clothing style, etc... exactly because their girlfriends are so hot and I'm jealous). Haha, I wonder how much I would like my life if I worked at a comic book store where the people play the yugioh cards instead though.

I wish I went to college for the whole social experience and learning people skills then too. I'm like 24 already, and still don't know how to talk or approach people sometimes.

[Million]

It's bullshit how short this weekend was. It seems like friday afternoon was just 20 minutes ago.

25º = most likely, my car-doors(*and nobody else's) are frozen. I'd bet money on it.

*I'd honestly rather spend the 7.5 hours in Hell today than go to work. I really don't see myself lasting much longer....I MUST find my "real" line of work immediately(graph.design/cartooning/illustration), and get some "real" money doing something I actually enjoy. Of course, the entire world is always working against me with perfect teamwork, so it's a hopeless situation, really. (*when it's you VS the World, there is no "We Will Overcome" bullshit. You LOSE time and again, forever, and there's nothing you can do.) I could hold someone at gunpoint at one of these ad agencies or whatever, and they still would not say "You've got the job!". One day I just might do that....just to hear the goddamn words out of those mealy-mouthed bastards....then I'd be tempted to shoot the cocksucker's face off just out of spite....not before carving his tongue out, of course.

[arcticninja]

I had a dream last night where Braniac tried to take over my body. His master plan was to have me steal WMDs and bomb every major city in the world. I was able to beat him though, so the world is still safe....for now.


Yeah, I watched a lot of Justice League last night.

[Carpet Lint]

Dammit, I wish I had dreams like that or of future me.

I can never remember my dreams, and if I did - which is very rare - it's always about the most mudane crap.

Like I'll dream about getting up out of bed, setting aside the clothes I'm going to wear that day, packing up all the assignments or whatever I need to bring to school, and then crawling back into bed.

So when I actually get up, I'm not sure if I've already gotten up yet or not. And I'm lying there thinking "Zzzz...five more minutes...I've already set aside some clothes so that saves me five minutes...zzz..."

And then when I really get up I realize that it was all a dream and I didn't set aside clothes and whatever, and I get screwed.

My dreams fucking suck. I want cool dreams where I get to punch Superman in the face or whatever.

I had a crazy dream at least once though, because I remember it so well. I had it like years ago, back in elementary school. And it sticks out so well in my mind.

My Best Dream of All Time...

I was having a field trip with my class, walking through this stereotypical chemical factory, where you're walking on thin bridges or whatever suspended about huge, open vats or nondescript, bubbling chemicals. Like in comic books, where some lsoer accidentally falls into one of them and comes out able to shoot lasers out their eyes or whatever.

So we're all walking up on the cat walks or whatever they're called, and we're suddenly attacked by ninjas. With uzis.

And this was before ninjas got all cool and Chuck Norris level overhyped because of the interweb, so my dream was ahead of its time.

And for some reason we were carrying like a "nuclear football" - not like in 24, it was just a football made of metal. The phrase "nuclear football" really sticks out in my mind from that dream though.

So the ninjas attack, kill off my best friends, one of which was holding the metal football, and it starts bouncing around on the cat walk.

So I turn to the dream camera and say "Now it's personal." and I proceed to kick some ninja ass, while recovering and holding the football, Jackie Chan style. Like I'm throwing it to them to catch, kicking them, and catching it back...all that stuff.

And then some random ninja manages to uzi me while I'm mid-air in the middle of a flying death mantis kick or something, and I fall over and into one of the chemical vats.

And when I come back up...I wake up.




Any psychology majors? What are the Freudian implications of my dream?

Penis envy?

[KrassHole]

It sounds like the coolest crap movie ever.

[abacabb]

carpent lint thats a good dream . my dreams are always hazy.

im looking at mr rogers right now and some chick put on a bear suit and is trying to pass of as a bear. last week this same bitch put a sticker on her head and turned into a tiger. WTF?! they all must be high on pcp. and mr mcfeely is tryin to fuck mr rogers. thats teh gayest mailman eva

[mvsc2demon]

i wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself!

[Dan?]

I had a dream two nights ago where my girlfriend was captured by terrorists and Jack Bauer and I were killing people to get her back. IRL < that dream.

[abacabb]

that christopher walken avatar is gonna give me nightmares

[mvsc2demon]

^^
then i guess it was worth to put it as my av then :bgrin:

[Rico!]

Anyone remember Kenan & Kel? One of my favorite shows from old Nickelodeon. I'm surprised after so many years its still making me laugh. Why no DVD release dammit?! A million times better than that drake and josh bullshit they have playing now.

[Dan?]

Anyone remember Kenan & Kel? One of my favorite shows from old Nickelodeon. I'm surprised after so many years its still making me laugh. Why no DVD release dammit?! A million times better than that drake and josh bullshit they have playing now.

I used to watch Kenan & Kel and All That back in the day. When you're a lil chitlin that was some high-grade comedy right there.

[EVARGNUG]

Join the "We Hate Dan?" club today! Enrollment guarantees Citizenship!


beaners, rejoice!!!

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

A million times better than that drake and josh bullshit they have playing now.

DJ > KK.

Go ahead.

Say something.

[Rico!]

DJ > KK.

Go ahead.

Say something.


you = crazy. got that? :arazz:

[Million]

that fat guy on Drake and Josh or whatever it is looks 200% fruity.

-A few days ago, I dreamdt I was playing Unreal Championship 2..for real. I was actually one of the combatants in the Liandri-sponsored "Ascension Rites" tournament. This was THE SHIT. I had so much fun for the few minutes I remember of this. I was using the Biorifle, mostly...that deadly green blob was like my "little buddy". I remember killing at least 2 people instantly by unloading my "wad" right in their face. I was one of the Necris characters of course.(genetically created vampires, basically, via Liandri Corp.'s "Necris process" e.g. the new "Brock" pictured in my awesome avatar.) Sadly, the only adrenaline super ability I got the chance to mess around with in the dream was super speed. I love these "inside the game" dreams. Oh yeah...of course I started putting up as many "bio clouds" as possible in key areas of course....because I knew that as a necris, I could just activate my Wraith mode to become immune while everyone else gets fucked up from my poisonous clouds.

[JackTenrac!]

I used to watch Kenan & Kel and All That back in the day. When you're a lil chitlin that was some high-grade comedy right there.
Damn right. Especially the ep where they are about date two hotties...and they get stuck in the bars. Good mix.

Finally got a PS 2:sweat:.

Now, need KoF 2k3.

Sh!t's comin' around for the bear!

EDIT: One dream I had was a dream where it started with me and the usual suspects I chill with(well not too much now since the AZN kid hates me to death and I'll probably break dance on his grave before retirement, but anyhoo), and all of a sudden, one notices that an indian woman was totally watching the crap out of me. I looked at her, out-dated wardrobe, oval glasses, long braided hair, brown hair, too. Super NERD. The friend tells me to chop her. I am sayin' nah my type, no wayz man. And I finally give in and sit with her. We started and she was nervous as hell. I start talking and strangely, ask her out. I get to her place in a ride I didn't have and I knock on the door. She's in her usuals when she comes to the door, so I tell her, yeah I'm here. She says just a sec. I get back in the ride and play some VGs and all of a sudden, seconds away the nerdy woman comes out lookin like Eva Longoria with ass length hair, skirt., everything done to kill. She gets in the car and I'm scared crapless. She's super cocky here and tortures me.

We bang and the next day... I see my usuals again. They ask me how it went and I tell them. They laugh. Then she walks by, back to nerd style. She approaches me, and I start blushing uncontrollably. My friends were probably dying as she asked me out this time. That night, she did it again. Different dress, hair's up, but she took it down when she got in, and totally gets on me in the ride. Same thing.

All of a sudden, I wake up in the dream and I'm in my dad's apt with her. And she's a nerd again. Wtf? My dad came in and laughed his ass off. He tells me that it was cool for me and a woman to chill here and caretake to business, but two? He saw her "other form" when I walked in, which I didn't remember at all, but he thinks it's someone else. He asked her if she's my girl, and she says yes in goody fashion, yet her hand crept up on my jeans to the private spot. He said I could do better. Little did he know...my chick was ninjaaaa!!!

[Nemesis00]

I have a story to tell you, my brothers.

On Christmas morning, an old man came to my door. He wouldn't tell me who he was, or what he wanted. He just handed me a small package, and promptly disappeared into the morning for. I opened this "gift", and decided the inner contents could wait for another day. That day came last Saturday. Since that day I have been riding on a rollercoaster not fit to be seen by human eyes, and I've been on it since an hour ago, when it crashed. But I didn't die.

I was reborn.

I sat through the 24 episodes, and watched the trials of the Bauer family unfold before my eyes. I am now officially a Bauerite. Soon I shall purchase season two, and peer into the life of Jack Bauer once again.

[FistsofFury]

Wow I just had strange dream. I dreamed that I was at a school for dorks/nerds/geeks and it was fun. Then there was this final assembly and the the zombie of Richard Nixon showed up and we all danced to Europe's 'The Final Countdown'. Fat lesbians were taking their shirts off and dancing with their partners.

[Jappo]

As if nothing could get any better in my life, whatever Higher Power out there decides to give my mom cancer.:sad:

[VG Emblem]

As if nothing could get any better in my life, whatever Higher Power out there decides to give my mom cancer.:sad:
Damn man, hope she comes through alright.

[Murt!]

So I just found out my friend likes the same girl I do, but he's just gonna have to kick hot rocks on that one because I'm 90% sure she likes me back, and no feelings towards him whatsoever.

[FistsofFury]

As if nothing could get any better in my life, whatever Higher Power out there decides to give my mom cancer.:sad:


I hope she kicks cancer's ass. I'll lend her some energy so she can form a spirit bomb.

*raises hands in the air*

You have my thoughts man.

[Jappo]

Thanks guys, it really means a lot to me.

[kcxj]

Money makes you sexy.

This lady must be in her late 30's, mid 40's. Plus she's married also. The $5000+ in black and green chips was seriously making me want to do her right there in front of everybody though. Maybe it's a women and power thing. The power coming from all the money. There's a crazy number of women I see that are more beautiful and younger than her, and even women around the same age that are better looking. Damn... all that money though... I haven't seen her in a while, but I was thinking about her today that's how much I loved her with all that money.

--------

I'm totally in love with one of my co-workers.

It sucks so much how I friendzoned myself to hell and ruined my chances forever with the wuss behavior I pulled already though. Anyway, she asked me for a ride home today and it was nice though (even though I've already deleted her phone number). An unexpected change from the depressing, lonely guy lifestyle my day usually consists of. Damn it, I wish I wore cologne today and had breath mints handy though. She held my arm as we walked through the snow to get to my car and we were physically close on the bus also. I cut it out with the wuss behavior and nervous dork talk at least, but I'm going to be completely ready next time by physically looking nice and smelling nice also (although it most likely won't be with her again unfortunately). I really wanted to get those subconscious attraction feelings going so she might even forget the dorky, unattractive, and "nice guy" stuff I pulled with her a few months ago. Whatever... she left my car and jacket smelling like her for a few brief moments at least.

Kind of a bummer how "it's always on", but I got caught off guard and wasn't ready today though. A comment about how nice I smelled, or my breath maybe, would of been too good and I would of jumped all over it. Sucks that I never even gave her the chance though.

edit: Yeah, I'm a loser and smelling my jacket right now because it still smells like her. :rofl:

[JackTenrac!]

^ Woah. You have progressed. Try playing it off. Be cool, not preschool.

================================================== ===

Well, it's speed date night. Gonna leave the hair and pick up my wears.
Hope to God someone dies from the routine. If the scene is flop(slang for horrible), I'll probably just go home.

[arcticninja]

As if nothing could get any better in my life, whatever Higher Power out there decides to give my mom cancer.:sad:


That sucks dude, I hope she pulls through.



On an unrelated note, I randomly decided to download some Johnny Cash songs. The man is a fucking genius.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

edit: Yeah, I'm a loser and smelling my jacket right now because it still smells like her. :rofl:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

The nuzzle tactics + FZ deal is sort of a bad sign though.

I hope you don't end up a "brother" of sorts. Good luck.

[Bowling Pin]

As if nothing could get any better in my life, whatever Higher Power out the